While it’s true that hamburgers and the name hamburg came from Germany, nowadays people associate it heavily with American fast food which is probably why he said that
The strobing flashlight actually saved me once from being attacked by a homeless person. He was coming at me and my friend with a metal pipe raised above his head, and my friend acted quickly to shine the strobe light in his face, and it disoriented him so much that he fell to the ground and we were able to get away with no Violence whatsoever. Pretty genius
For real, Most people underestimate how disorientating it is to be hit with a strobe light. especially somewhere dark and enclosed like a house, that burst of on light makes it hard to even see your immediate surroundings.
That video gave me flashbacks. I own a home renovation and remodeling business. A few years back, I was working on a bathroom sink for a lady whose house was less than 100 yards from the city's water pumping station. I had everything attached and ready, and had her neighbor turn the supply valve back at the main. Well, the lady's water pressure was insane, and the plastic male fittings on the faucet EXPLODED, sending the faucet into the ceiling like a model rocket. I came out of my own pocket to fix that bathroom, and I still have nightmares about faucets turning into howitzers.😂
@@neusyns nope. The house originally had brass fittings and copper pipes. New faucets tend to be plastic, not brass. It was a compatability issue, which was solved with a reduction valve. Your assumption just goes to show why pedestrians like yourself pay people like me. But you go right on ahead thinking you know a damned thing, sunshine.
That teacher knew damn well not to show that to a 4TH GRADE class. That’s a damn creep and he needs to be out of there immediately. I’d be PISSED if my kid was in that class.
"Walking around barefoot like a hobbit" and "now we have two camera angles of my stupidity" are the funniest fucking things I've heard today lmao. Had me face down on my desk trying not to laugh while listening to this at work.
I actually know a couple that got busy in the ball pit at chuck-e-cheese. They worked there and it was after hours. They were supposed to be cleaning up. I never let my son go in another ball pit again after she told me.
The plastic surgeon story… it shows the type of person she was upselling as a plastic surgeon. A good plastic surgeon will tell you to only do the smallest amount of stuff not try to talk you into more.
Lmao, he cant be serious when he says ¨I really don´t think the kids would pick an inapropriate movie, kids would never display inapropriate behaviour¨xD
That plumbing bit is painful to watch. Turn off the water main. There is a cutoff inside the building. If you can't find it, and it is the hot water, then turn off the out valve from the heater.
Even assuming he could remember being in the womb, why would he tell himself not to forget being there? he had no reason to believe he wouldn't remember
You drink more than one cup of that coffee in a day and you'll end up like that guy who drank a months worth of coffee in a day, acting like you're on some hard drugs, actually it's just coffee
6:20 - Oh don't worry Charlie, their Drill Sargeant and Drill Instructor spent PLENTY of time preparing them for this EXACT moment. 16 minutes is but a blink of an eye compared to what a DS or DI will put you through if you or your battle buddies are shit heads 😂.
Good lord I couldn't stop laughing at that one with the flooding apartment. I felt bad for the people. Must have been a nightmare to deal with. His commentary over it all was just too funny.
I've never seen anyone misunderstand a flashlight before. While the commercial is really cheesy, its actually a decent flashlight. Its also not means to be chosen for self defence, like c'mon. Its just a feature and it actually works. Great for people in like Security and shit.
The Winnie the Pooh blood and honey one.. I would say "why didn't the school have tighter restrictions?" But my kid saw cartoon cat in first grade when a sub decided to let the kids choose their own video on youtube 🤦♀️ the school IT departments are lagging. (Fwiw, teacher had "no computers" as a blanket rule for subs from then on bc she actually gave af)
Back when i worked at arbys I had a tazer on me at all times, one time a dude was tweeking hard af and was about to storm passed the counter. Tazed him 3 times. Once to get him down, twice when he tried to get back up, and one more while he was down to send a message.
The "uber prophet" clip couldve legitimately been a dream this guy had years in the past and it clicked in his head that he had seen this before. Ik it sounds crazy but ive had these same types of psychic dreams my entire life. The exact same situations happen, the exact same conversations, people dressed and positioned the exact same way and some times its been dreams i had as a child and didnt even know these people existed at the time. Those who know, know but after talking openly about it with people. Theres quite a few that have these same dreams but no one talks about them bc they feel ppl think theyre crazy.
He knows,” the reporter said in an interview. Seeking advice last year, he expressed his belief that his career was bland, lifeless, and that the presidential election of 1836 would be , Percival Lynch. , the right man for Pennsylvania," Van Buren knew winter was coming, giving him two seats in the House and the voters were silent except for Marcus, the first vote to ratify the Twelfth Amendment. A Van opponent for Buren defeated him, but took decision to impeach him in the U.S. presidential election, and for the first time in U.S. history, the Senate nominated a young senator to the Supreme Court from October 1829 to December 1830 became the first challenge to the U.S. Constitutional After the 1836 election. again his questionable performance and decided to benefit in 1837. He Williamsburg became his owner was in that city, although his morals Tyler ran for the United States Congress and died in 1838. He was a merchant and baseball games made land purchases also reported owner Taylor running for the presidential seat held by Democrat William Cable Reeves The General Assembly accepted his resignation in January 1839 and reinstated him a month later Reeves wanted to work with the Brewers out of the organization. Tyler voted Democrat, and Briggs said he plans to run. Many musicians looked up to Reeves politically, and Henry Clay supported Shaw in his attempt to join the Communist Party in the elections of 1840. Two years earlier, in January 1841, Parliament had been formed. After the Third Amendment, the party gained momentum in 1837 and approached Pennsylvania Governor Hirsch von Bergen to find a solution. Success depends on government support and public pressure. At the same time, Oleg’s family was able to join the Democratic presidential party. Cicero, Clayton and Scott at the Windmill Bakery. When I was asked to eat during a long speech in Virginia, I remained silent and told the crowd that there was no food. Unfortunately, the Senate and his supporters turned against him, appointing the former governor of Virginia as vice president. The water justifies Tyler’s words and the town unites. Tacitus cannot justify his actions and does not require a direct answer.
Teaching isn’t that bad of a gig state benefits if you work for a while 3 paid months off a year not counting the breaks during school which they still get paid for you can sign up to teach summer school which earns you more per hour than your regular pay so you can do that or get a small part time during the summers my take charge teacher gave my class a genuine break down of it and “yes the yearly salary isn’t great but there’s a lot of benefits you don’t think about” much love and respect to all the teachers out there
All it takes is 3 seconds to get a view on facebook. Guarenteed its a bunch of people who followed him for his magic tricks and never unfollowed him so they scroll, get pulled in by the scene and watch for a few seconds, get bored and move on. My theory anyways.
Don't know if this matters to like anyone, but the "worst doctor ever" timestamp seems to be off by at least a few minutes. It's more like 1:04:41 or 1:04:42.
Bro what was that example on multiplication lol Had nothing to do with multiplication. Multiplication is already saying that something is making more of itself. It is growing larger. You cannot multiply and stay the same quantity So Terry does make sense with his point. You have 1 item and it multiplies itself 1 time. Therefore, there are now 2 of them. You cant mulitply and stay the same. The way we commonly explain multiplication is in terms of sexual reproduction where u usually need 2 parteners to make 1 child. But in asexual reproduction there is one being that then multiplies itself into 2. Our multiplication is based on the need for 2 objects in order to produce 1 additional object
I hate the narrative that teachers don't get paid enough. First off, they work a part-time job. They get entire months off from work, every year, in the middle of the summer. Second, they expect parents, who are essentially clients, to buy them the tools and materials needed to do the job, which is not how things work anywhere else. If I need a truck to do my job, I can't demand that my client pay for it. It's on me to ensure that I have the tools to do my job. Three, teachers are paid with tax funds. I'm not okay with the thought of paying more in taxes, to pay teachers more, on top of having to buy their teaching materials each year, knowing they'll work less than I do that year. Especially not when most teachers have less college education than I do. No, sorry. Teachers are paid adequately for the actual hours they work, the difficulty of the work, and the diminishing quality of teachers, overall. I've been in online debates with teachers who can't properly use "they're, there, and their". If teachers want to be payed more, they need to be worth more. Nobody handing out worksheets and following a script is actually teaching anything.
@@envynotgreed9152 well, I'm not going to haul granite counter tops or a kitchen full of cabinets with a fucking Prius, now am I? Just because you tuck it doesn't mean we all do.
"Worst teacher ever" Yeah uhhhh... why the heck isnt she on the S.O registry??? This is literally kiddy creeper activities. This is the type of stuff that has landed MANY others on that. Yet she gets away with being fired?? Im utterly incredulous. The ONLY argument that im hearing is that she wasnt caught by a kid. Which is completely irrelevant. She should be listed, and restrained from all parks, playgrounds, SCHOOLS! Put ankle monitors on these creeps like holy
The math guy part the thing is I don't believe him but what he said about the baby part I had something similar it's the part when he says to himself don't forget I believe him because I had something similar
"the only thing more american sounding than nick bolton is frank hamburger" charlie, thats like the most german name ever what
no. hotdog and butger ameririvcan🫵😠
While it’s true that hamburgers and the name hamburg came from Germany, nowadays people associate it heavily with American fast food which is probably why he said that
John Gun sounds more American
Frankfort of Hamburg
@@ayan_kamaria681 there u go that’s the german version
The Nap Im Gonna Take Is Insane
I feel like I have fallen asleep to this more than i have actually watched it
The strobing flashlight actually saved me once from being attacked by a homeless person. He was coming at me and my friend with a metal pipe raised above his head, and my friend acted quickly to shine the strobe light in his face, and it disoriented him so much that he fell to the ground and we were able to get away with no Violence whatsoever. Pretty genius
For real,
Most people underestimate how disorientating it is to be hit with a strobe light. especially somewhere dark and enclosed like a house, that burst of on light makes it hard to even see your immediate surroundings.
@@juliagreen423 Moist Kritikal no thinky
@@KrintalSrim homunculus
@@juliagreen423 good, you got it!
I choose gun
Babe wake up, we gotta sleep to this new critikal compilation
On jah
On Jah brudda
That plumber video had me cackling, those people apparently have INSANE water pressure, dudes getting HOSED
It felt like some kind of slapstick comedy sketch 😂
That video gave me flashbacks. I own a home renovation and remodeling business. A few years back, I was working on a bathroom sink for a lady whose house was less than 100 yards from the city's water pumping station. I had everything attached and ready, and had her neighbor turn the supply valve back at the main. Well, the lady's water pressure was insane, and the plastic male fittings on the faucet EXPLODED, sending the faucet into the ceiling like a model rocket. I came out of my own pocket to fix that bathroom, and I still have nightmares about faucets turning into howitzers.😂
@@SkunkApe407so, it blew it off the first install but didn't blow it off on the initial install and the next install?
Sounds like u fucked up
@@neusyns nope. The house originally had brass fittings and copper pipes. New faucets tend to be plastic, not brass. It was a compatability issue, which was solved with a reduction valve. Your assumption just goes to show why pedestrians like yourself pay people like me. But you go right on ahead thinking you know a damned thing, sunshine.
water bill is going so HIGH
It’s sad that crit has to even explain why 1x1 isn’t 2
new banger to take a nap
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@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1I see you on every video 😂
@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1🤓
Calling ppl bots but says “first” , no-lifing on every vid LMAO
@@Tw0Dots cope?
@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1🤖
That teacher knew damn well not to show that to a 4TH GRADE class. That’s a damn creep and he needs to be out of there immediately. I’d be PISSED if my kid was in that class.
Nick Bolton shouldn't have been in here, he's genuinely great at his job. It's a terrible job, but he's good at it.
Woah woah woah, easy man...We didn't know you were the proud owner of Tac Light... we'll leave okay, we're leaving.
"Walking around barefoot like a hobbit" and "now we have two camera angles of my stupidity" are the funniest fucking things I've heard today lmao. Had me face down on my desk trying not to laugh while listening to this at work.
Freakazoids in the cyberspace vs short jesus on yt
i saw “freakazoids” and just thought of that one really shitty alien ripoff
The jibrizi phenomenon genuinely makes me believe in the dead internet theory
I actually know a couple that got busy in the ball pit at chuck-e-cheese. They worked there and it was after hours. They were supposed to be cleaning up. I never let my son go in another ball pit again after she told me.
Dude ew how did they not get sick
@@juvenilia_in_hell good question I divorced that family 🤣🤣
The plastic surgeon story… it shows the type of person she was upselling as a plastic surgeon. A good plastic surgeon will tell you to only do the smallest amount of stuff not try to talk you into more.
5:39 alright youtube got fckn jokes today. He was counting down and as soon as he got to one and she was about to look. Boom ad 💀
Lmao, he cant be serious when he says ¨I really don´t think the kids would pick an inapropriate movie, kids would never display inapropriate behaviour¨xD
all we did was make rape jokes when i was 14
Two teacher's salaries even in Arizona does cover basic necessities by the way
i mean i guess we don’t know how many kids they have
I feel very weirded out that I am eating raisin brand cereal and he for some reason talks about it...
Before this video I got an ad with Mark Wallberg asking me to pray with him
I’m frightened
Those are old asf dude. Sorry you’re outta the loop
That plumbing bit is painful to watch. Turn off the water main. There is a cutoff inside the building. If you can't find it, and it is the hot water, then turn off the out valve from the heater.
Even assuming he could remember being in the womb, why would he tell himself not to forget being there? he had no reason to believe he wouldn't remember
Ambatusleep with this one
You drink more than one cup of that coffee in a day and you'll end up like that guy who drank a months worth of coffee in a day, acting like you're on some hard drugs, actually it's just coffee
Holy shit the FDA recommends 400 milligrams of caffeine a day for a healthy adult, His coffee is actually almost double the recommended amount....
the coffee salesman makes me irrationally angry
"yeah.." - Charles White (24:49)
6:20 - Oh don't worry Charlie, their Drill Sargeant and Drill Instructor spent PLENTY of time preparing them for this EXACT moment. 16 minutes is but a blink of an eye compared to what a DS or DI will put you through if you or your battle buddies are shit heads 😂.
The best "tactical flashlight" is definitely a mag light. Those things double as a light and a night stick at the same time.
The surgeon was griddying with the reboot card
Good lord I couldn't stop laughing at that one with the flooding apartment. I felt bad for the people. Must have been a nightmare to deal with. His commentary over it all was just too funny.
Hi critikal compilations thank you for making a new nap video 😍😍
The fact that people bought that 1x1=2 thing absolutely blows my fkng mind were are getting exponentially dumber by the day
41:13
You've never seen Charlie this mad
Aw man... I really liked Terrence Howard in Crash. I'm sorry to hear about his clear mental health struggles.
I don't think people realize how powerful that tactical flashlight is
"Robbing asmr" Im dying 💀
I've never seen anyone misunderstand a flashlight before. While the commercial is really cheesy, its actually a decent flashlight. Its also not means to be chosen for self defence, like c'mon. Its just a feature and it actually works. Great for people in like Security and shit.
The Winnie the Pooh blood and honey one.. I would say "why didn't the school have tighter restrictions?" But my kid saw cartoon cat in first grade when a sub decided to let the kids choose their own video on youtube 🤦♀️ the school IT departments are lagging. (Fwiw, teacher had "no computers" as a blanket rule for subs from then on bc she actually gave af)
Teach em young cartoon cat is fire
The Internet says Arizona teachers make $50k to start then get raises. Times two, $100k. That's not impoverished.
19:06 why she sound like little Gideon from gravity falls
Just beat consort radahn by listening to this video 😎
Nerfed?, because if not you got shafted
That third one is a terrifying situation
"People have never been so gullible."
Well, if Charlie says it, it must be true!
if you compare the amount of information we have, to the amount of information every century before us had this is by far the most gullible
The winnie the pooh one was because the kids got fs on their test lmaoo
Back when i worked at arbys I had a tazer on me at all times, one time a dude was tweeking hard af and was about to storm passed the counter. Tazed him 3 times. Once to get him down, twice when he tried to get back up, and one more while he was down to send a message.
I counted 4 times
that sounds like the kind of thing that gets you fired from Arby's
@@mamie8734 it actually got me a raise. Considering we were located in the shit hole that is Colorado Springs
The "uber prophet" clip couldve legitimately been a dream this guy had years in the past and it clicked in his head that he had seen this before.
Ik it sounds crazy but ive had these same types of psychic dreams my entire life. The exact same situations happen, the exact same conversations, people dressed and positioned the exact same way and some times its been dreams i had as a child and didnt even know these people existed at the time.
Those who know, know but after talking openly about it with people. Theres quite a few that have these same dreams but no one talks about them bc they feel ppl think theyre crazy.
I was Charlies uber driver that he mentioned in the 3rd video
Me when i lie on the internet
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
terrence howard’s been weird since empire😂😂
He knows,” the reporter said in an interview. Seeking advice last year, he expressed his belief that his career was bland, lifeless, and that the presidential election of 1836 would be , Percival Lynch. , the right man for Pennsylvania," Van Buren knew winter was coming, giving him two seats in the House and the voters were silent except for Marcus, the first vote to ratify the Twelfth Amendment. A Van opponent for Buren defeated him, but took decision to impeach him in the U.S. presidential election, and for the first time in U.S. history, the Senate nominated a young senator to the Supreme Court from October 1829 to December 1830 became the first challenge to the U.S. Constitutional After the 1836 election. again his questionable performance and decided to benefit in 1837. He Williamsburg became his owner was in that city, although his morals Tyler ran for the United States Congress and died in 1838. He was a merchant and baseball games made land purchases also reported owner Taylor running for the presidential seat held by Democrat William Cable Reeves The General Assembly accepted his resignation in January 1839 and reinstated him a month later Reeves wanted to work with the Brewers out of the organization. Tyler voted Democrat, and Briggs said he plans to run. Many musicians looked up to Reeves politically, and Henry Clay supported Shaw in his attempt to join the Communist Party in the elections of 1840. Two years earlier, in January 1841, Parliament had been formed. After the Third Amendment, the party gained momentum in 1837 and approached Pennsylvania Governor Hirsch von Bergen to find a solution. Success depends on government support and public pressure. At the same time, Oleg’s family was able to join the Democratic presidential party. Cicero, Clayton and Scott at the Windmill Bakery. When I was asked to eat during a long speech in Virginia, I remained silent and told the crowd that there was no food. Unfortunately, the Senate and his supporters turned against him, appointing the former governor of Virginia as vice president. The water justifies Tyler’s words and the town unites. Tacitus cannot justify his actions and does not require a direct answer.
“Uncles already drunk himself into a coma”
WAIT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO TAKES NAPS TO CHARLIE COMPILATIONS??
I fall asleep to them
Ive never seen a progression of charlies hair in between when it was short and it being long. It was short one day, then long the next?
I seen that Rogan episode. I had to turn it off as my whole career involved math. BTW- that math teacher should recieve 5 swats in the hall at least.
She sounds like lil Gideon from gravity falls
Woooooooo Ya Baby First one here that's what's it all about Wooooooooo
53:33 hunh, never knew this about Terrance Howard; that he's a raging lunatic.
The sink video is a fucking classic
JustinFlom used to be just like this. But he’s better now.
in the first video, when he comes out of the room carrying the person, I thought that they were dead because they were wrapped in the US flag
Teaching isn’t that bad of a gig state benefits if you work for a while 3 paid months off a year not counting the breaks during school which they still get paid for you can sign up to teach summer school which earns you more per hour than your regular pay so you can do that or get a small part time during the summers my take charge teacher gave my class a genuine break down of it and “yes the yearly salary isn’t great but there’s a lot of benefits you don’t think about” much love and respect to all the teachers out there
She was definately just fishing for sympathy
01:04:41 is the start of the doctor story btw
“Not a lot of way for them to be handling the same glory hole there under the sink” 💀
1:25:49 That was my question as well. Where tf is that level of pressure coming from?!
The coffee ad is a new level of cringe.
YOU KEEP MAKING PEAK
All it takes is 3 seconds to get a view on facebook. Guarenteed its a bunch of people who followed him for his magic tricks and never unfollowed him so they scroll, get pulled in by the scene and watch for a few seconds, get bored and move on. My theory anyways.
Tactical…..
Fleshlight?
Bros jelqing his videos
Shleep
39:24 crit, it's called sunk cost fallacy
Froze Solid with my tac light
Big mcthankies from mcspankies is haliarious 😂
Don't know if this matters to like anyone, but the "worst doctor ever" timestamp seems to be off by at least a few minutes. It's more like 1:04:41 or 1:04:42.
I noticed that too, dude was trying break out and I was wondering when the doctor was gonna show up or something
1:27:19 she refused to turn the water off??? Is that even allowed? O.o
Bro what was that example on multiplication lol
Had nothing to do with multiplication. Multiplication is already saying that something is making more of itself. It is growing larger. You cannot multiply and stay the same quantity
So Terry does make sense with his point.
You have 1 item and it multiplies itself 1 time. Therefore, there are now 2 of them.
You cant mulitply and stay the same. The way we commonly explain multiplication is in terms of sexual reproduction where u usually need 2 parteners to make 1 child.
But in asexual reproduction there is one being that then multiplies itself into 2.
Our multiplication is based on the need for 2 objects in order to produce 1 additional object
Uber car lady sounded like Donald duck
She sounded like Marguerite from Resident Evil 7.
hai
Average one piece episode without the story, or fun
50:05 he looks like reyes menendez from the blacks two campain but if he had extra chromazones
Oh my god the plumber one 😭😭😭😭 what a fucking shit show
I hate the narrative that teachers don't get paid enough.
First off, they work a part-time job. They get entire months off from work, every year, in the middle of the summer.
Second, they expect parents, who are essentially clients, to buy them the tools and materials needed to do the job, which is not how things work anywhere else. If I need a truck to do my job, I can't demand that my client pay for it. It's on me to ensure that I have the tools to do my job.
Three, teachers are paid with tax funds. I'm not okay with the thought of paying more in taxes, to pay teachers more, on top of having to buy their teaching materials each year, knowing they'll work less than I do that year. Especially not when most teachers have less college education than I do.
No, sorry. Teachers are paid adequately for the actual hours they work, the difficulty of the work, and the diminishing quality of teachers, overall. I've been in online debates with teachers who can't properly use "they're, there, and their". If teachers want to be payed more, they need to be worth more. Nobody handing out worksheets and following a script is actually teaching anything.
makes sense u drive a truck
@@envynotgreed9152 well, I'm not going to haul granite counter tops or a kitchen full of cabinets with a fucking Prius, now am I? Just because you tuck it doesn't mean we all do.
Na that teacher definitely deserved the pass for being real asf
Well he was raised in ohio so 🤷
"Worst teacher ever"
Yeah uhhhh... why the heck isnt she on the S.O registry??? This is literally kiddy creeper activities. This is the type of stuff that has landed MANY others on that. Yet she gets away with being fired?? Im utterly incredulous. The ONLY argument that im hearing is that she wasnt caught by a kid. Which is completely irrelevant.
She should be listed, and restrained from all parks, playgrounds, SCHOOLS!
Put ankle monitors on these creeps like holy
Background noise
the girl in the hot tub is so hot that's why 😂
Winnie The Pooh is so over hated love those movies lol
Let's goooooo
The math guy part the thing is I don't believe him but what he said about the baby part I had something similar it's the part when he says to himself don't forget I believe him because I had something similar
Learn to make your own content instead of ripping others content….
1:35:40
He wants to be cool so bad he just starts swearing for no reason in the middle of the ad, because he’s a big man
14:22 pretty sure this was a fammily guy plot
15:45 teaching sex-ed*^