@@jimsilveira2344 he's basically saying that the lawyer would have told them, if your kicked out of a place like the Reinfest or anyplace do not go back because you will get arrested. In layman terms call it a day and avoid jail.
SCOTUS is hearing final arguments for the repeal of the anti-juggling laws next week. They will also be rendering their decision on capital punishment for mimes.
I counted that the two of them combined said the word juggling around 46 times. Who's to say they didn't say it another 40+ once the video ended lol it's crazy how stupid some people can be :p
Yeah, I have to wonder what they did ("I'm only juggling!" says pest #1) that even a Ren fair didn't want them. That's some pretty high-level obnoxiousness. We they lecturing or trying to do a protest or something? Or just jealous of the shine actual re-enactors and other costumed, talented people were getting?
How is there a common denominator between all people arrested on this channel where absolutely none of them can shut up, stop interrupting, stop repeating themselves, and generally run their mouths at 1000 words a minute?
“Can I have your cards?” “No” “Is that a no? Can I have your card?” “No, I don’t have a card” “So can I have your card? Where’s your card? Can I have your card?” Astonishing.
What are the chances on a cosmic scale that two insufferable people would not only find each other and make terrible decisions together - but that these two souls would also be so willing to ride-or-die over a renaissance fair? Nature is beautiful.
The biggest way to pinpoint somebody is under the influence is when they hyper fixate on words and repeat them over and over again. Thank you, Officer thank you Officer thank you, Officer thank you, Officer thank you, Officer. Is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggle all crime. I swear I wanna hear that in my sleep tonight.
Next he will be eating fire, then hes on a unicycle and we all know the unicycle is hitting rock bottom until he starts swallowing swords and its GAME OVER.
I always just assumed it was a per state / per department thing Like your Sheriffs are going to have a different operating procedure to, say, your city cops But I'm not from the US, so I don't really know
I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle.
Aspiring jester and novice witch, shown during capture by the High Court after failing to use a disillusion spell to regain entry into the Lord's Festival 1400 A.D. (colorized)
Some people are so annoying that they are not allowed in public. Getting kicked out of a Renaissance Fair is about as low as you can go. Police handled it well.
For real.. I can’t understand how they could get kicked out of such a laid back, fun event like this 😂 what even happened before the police got there? I need answers!
Thank Jeebus we did too - those bloody jugglers & their balls are a nuisance. Now, if they learnt how to juggle with stubbles of XXXX Gold, we might watch! 😅😅😅 Best wishes from the Clare Valley in South Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
@@jenniferdaulby5519 lovely part of the country, you are lucky to live there and i suspect you are drinking something nicer than XXXX gold like Pikes riesling.
Why would you invoke a lawyer just for getting removed from a Renaissance Fair? Just freaking leave and stop bothering the good people and families. Good lord.
I'm 53 and have never been trespassed out asked to leave anywhere. And with a husband in the navy, I've been many places, but have never acted like a complete idiot.
Dont forget "I'm just trying to learn how to juggle" with a huge upward inflection on the end word juggle. Hearing that over and over might be a personal hell of mine.
Believe it or not this is possibly 80 to 90% of what police work is. Dealing with numpties who can’t behave in public. In other words 90% boredom and 10% of sheer terror.
@@SwingingCreeper "sHeEr TeRrOr". Police aren't even in the top 20 most dangerous jobs in the US, excluding fatal car accidents they get into not having to do with a case/call, not even during car chases. Just regular accidents because they spend so much time on the road. Police pretend like they are heroes, but they are killing Americans at a rate of almost 4 a day, a 50% increase since 2020.
Rumor has it their lawyer is still sitting in the parking lot of the fair, patiently waiting for his/her clients. “Well, I’ll give them another 20 minutes, but that’s it!”
This is a place where you can wear full Knights armor, or a pirate outfit with a full mask, or maybe makeup and look like a court jester. Instead, they chose a fresh T-shirt and a different color dress. Genius.
The lawyer bluff is one of my favorites. 99.9% of people cannot afford to have a lawyer on retainer. I also love how people feel entitled to make demands as they are getting arrested.
And if you do have a lawyer on retainer & you're not a business, it's more than likely because you're consistently getting in legal trouble; i.e. getting arrested.
Even if they have a lawyer, it makes no difference to the officers. Lawyers work after officers do whatever they do with citations or arrest. It's absolute nonsense to even say it.
@@sassykat2000Exactly. That’s what always gets me. Even IF they had an amazing lawyer right next to them, the police would still arrest them and book them. Lawyers come in AFTER that.
"I need air." "I need air." "Is juggling illegal?" These two have to be THE most annoying couple that I have seen, damn! For the 8768763627856534th time, you are not being kicked out because you can juggle!!!! Damn.
I spent more time reading the excellent comments than watching the video. I had to skip it forward a few times before I started saying "yes officer" while uncontrollably rocking and crying. Those cops need a raise tolerating this bizarre couple.
It actually wasn’t private property and was on the cities fair grounds. It’s why they went with an obstruction charge and the tress passed after warning chargers were dropped.
if you decide to come back "disguised" at least wear something low profile or put a mask on maybe? She came back with the brightest color out there LMAOOO come on...
Do you know how much of a weirdo you have to be to get kicked out of a Renaissance Fair twice?
Omg😂😂😂💀
FOR REAL!!👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's Jehova Witness level of weird.
You made me laugh out loud!
😂😂😂😂😂
Since its The Renaissance Fair shouldn't they Be placed in stocks on the Village Square for everyone to mock and throw rotten fruit at?
oh that would've been great!
That's what I said!
Just what I was thinking
Pillary*
Love this answer.
They came to the RenFair dressed as the village idiots. Mission accomplished.
😂
perfect comment!! thanks for the laugh!
They are unhinged just like everyone who thinks heels up Harris should be the President.
Okay. Good one! I snorted at that comment. 👍🍻
They acted the parts impeccably!
As a lawyer, I can assure you that if they’d spoken to their lawyer, that lawyer would have told them not to go back.
I dont understand.
And definitely not to disguise themselves and THEN go back
As a juggler I can assure you that if they would have spoken to a juggler he would have told them not to go back
@@jimsilveira2344 he's basically saying that the lawyer would have told them, if your kicked out of a place like the Reinfest or anyplace do not go back because you will get arrested.
In layman terms call it a day and avoid jail.
@@SeaSpray90I think he’s being sarcastic lol
They are tragic victims of the anti-juggling discrimination that has been way out of hand for far too long.
I think we should protest! 😂
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@@artnunymiss2530 🤣🤣🤣
SCOTUS is hearing final arguments for the repeal of the anti-juggling laws next week. They will also be rendering their decision on capital punishment for mimes.
JUGGLERS LIVES MATTER
That man's voice should be a crime.
And hers. I've never ground my teeth to "lawyer" before.
“You have the right to remain silent. Please do so.”
@@Pt-fw3ij "You have the right to stop saying, 'I just wanted to juggle.' Please exercise this right."
He’s white kat williams.
He reminds of a Jimmy Fallon skit. Lol
Juggling isn't illegal, however say juggling 10 times in a row with an annoying voice is definitely a punishable crime.
Especially with that soy voice and accent
For real!!! For real!!!
I counted that the two of them combined said the word juggling around 46 times. Who's to say they didn't say it another 40+ once the video ended lol it's crazy how stupid some people can be :p
If he only said it 3 more times . They would have let him go
@@godbyoneso close!!!! 😂😂😂
Inmate number 1: "I'm in here for murder. What is your charge?"
Inmate number 2: "They got me for aggravated juggling...."
😂
Aggravating juggling.
He got arrested for trying to juggle officer Deez nuts.
Imagine being too annoying for a Renaissance Fair. That’s no easy task.
I'm guessing they've had a lot of practice at it.....saying "I was only juggling" 100 times takes dedication
“I was juggling… I don’t understand” - He wasn’t bullied enough as a kid…
Their argument is really a juggling of logic
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So true
They weren't kicked out for juggling, they were kicked out for being high on meth and annoying AF.
I was kicked outta the Ren Fair, for Bogarting all the 18 dollar each Turkey Legs,
How did they get there? Usually Renn Fairs are far away and people who do drgs usually can't wonder there.
100%!!!!! They are super annoying AF!!!!!! I felt so bad for those officers!!!!
@@chuckh4077 i can’t tell if this is a joke or not, genuinely
@@chuckh4077you think people who do drugs can’t drive or something? Wtf
These two have the most annoying voices I've ever heard
Beta....the irritating sounds of the BETAS🫨😵💫🫨
so true on that
The begging is so annoying.
And the most entitled, obnoxious attitudes to match!
@G0ddessKelly : Add an extra charge for "Aggravated Assault On The Eardrums".
"No Officer, I'm a different guy who repeatedly says, 'I don't understand.'"
he should have said i don't know how to juggle the other guy could
Trespassed from the Ren Faire and coming back with a disguise...
If this isn't a Reno 911 plot, I don't know what is...
Lt Jim Dangle approved!
I think I saw this once on an episode of The Flintstones.
I'm waiting for Patton Oswalt to show up in his armor..
@@neonfiresquaw1789 I swear I saw him in the first 3 minutes, wearing a Roman soldier type outfit with a silver crown, talking to girls on the right.
You win UA-cam today!
Everyone knows juggling is just a gateway to becoming a mime
Your comment made me laugh out loud, good one
The other way around. Juggling is what you do when you’re kicked out of mime school because you can’t shut the f up.
Downward slippery slope, at least then that annoying voice would be mute.
Lolol.🤣😂🤣😂
Hehehe😂
The possibility of these two eventually breeding terrifies me...
THe HORROR!
THE HORROR!
The result would be like something from Tod Browning's Freaks.
She looks pregnant!
Oh dont worry, they probably have left their 4 kids at home in dog crates while they went to ren faire 🙄
He should have been charged with walking around with an offensive voice, and she for being far too loud!
Banned from a Ren Faire. That's hitting rock bottom right there.
So true😂...they let anyone into those train wrecks😅
That’s really rock bottom. It’s like being thrown out of a homeless shelter for nerds.
Yeah, I have to wonder what they did ("I'm only juggling!" says pest #1) that even a Ren fair didn't want them. That's some pretty high-level obnoxiousness. We they lecturing or trying to do a protest or something? Or just jealous of the shine actual re-enactors and other costumed, talented people were getting?
Riiiight?
@@gusterccStop!🤣🤣😂😂🤣😫
First arrest for juggling since that incident in 1709
They went to the Tower of London.
@@violimo absolutely! The story is passed from generation to generation of Raven children.
Thank you for the laugh today! 🤹♀️💜
The Salem Juggling Trials
@@vanguard9067 You guys are killing me. 😭 Is there a memorial of some sorts where one can pay respects?
Her attempt to blend in with a disguise in a flaming red dress speaks volumes about their intelligence
And their level of intoxication. 😅
True, he might as well has Juggled to try and Blend in
They weren't even wearing masks as well
Oh they were blended….and scrambled. Someone needs to check if they have been spitting out their meds.
ikr. She should have dressed as a princess of the middle ages and he dress up like a pirate. they would have easily gotten away with it. lmao
Their village called - they want their idiots back.
😂 Actuall, no place these two have ever been probably don't want them back.
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"Officer! I don't understand.": x500 "Is juggling illegal?": x500 Annoying as hell: x10,000
Rumor has it, he still doesn't understand.
Unfortunately I'll always think of this whenever I see or hear about juggling, which, thankfully isn't often
How is there a common denominator between all people arrested on this channel where absolutely none of them can shut up, stop interrupting, stop repeating themselves, and generally run their mouths at 1000 words a minute?
His voice was super annoying.
As a child he was taught to speak by peacocks and roosters.....he can't help it.
Am I the only person in America that doesn't "have a lawyer" to call?
I’m in the same club!😂
Make it three of us.
Let's make t-shirts
I'm a lawyer and even i don't have a lawyer.
I'm in the UK, don't have a lawyer(barrister) either.
I’m sorry but if your disguise at a renaissance fair does not include a lute, you are not even trying…
Right?
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🤣🤣😂😂
Or as a Star Trek officer, visiting and reporting on a planet that bears a resemblance to Medieval Europe, but has corndogs.
Fuckin hilarious.
You just wanted to juggle? You should've said so.
He's not enough of a douche, he has to add juggling to it. I'll bet he owns a unicycle.
with stabilizers
There's no such thing as a "man" bun.
omg so true, my X rode a unicycle & juggled, the big clown
You literally call yourself a Chad. You’re just a different flavor of douche.
And a Beanie cap and a Kazoo
Why do so many people think that a "threat" to "call my lawyer" makes the slightest difference to police?
They act like they had their lawyer on speed dial!😂😂😂
Wait, wait but they also (..
.wait for it...) ASKED FOR THEIR BUSINESS CARDS. Now these cops are certainly in trouble! 😂😂😂
They don’t have anything else to say they cannot say I’m gonna call my mom or dad
Does everyone in the US have their own personal lawyer..??
Ain't not a goddamn one of even know a lawyer 😂
The couple were both charged with obstruction of intelligence.
😂😂😂
Best comment here.🤣
Should have used their charisma stat, but looks like they have a minus -3
Absolutely 100% goofballs they are for sure 😆🤣😅😂😆
Word
“Can I have your cards?”
“No”
“Is that a no? Can I have your card?”
“No, I don’t have a card”
“So can I have your card? Where’s your card? Can I have your card?”
Astonishing.
Fun fact, a lawyer can't make you not stupid
Lol. She seems to think her lawyer has the powers of Thanos...
Did they get a lawyer from the law office of Bert & Erinee ?
Or less obnoxious.
Aren't they gonna hire Ye Olde Lawyer?
Gold star comment 😂
They should both be arrested for just being annoying.
We'd have 50% of the population on jail 😂
They’re actually infuriating 😂 I know they’re extremely drunk but Jesus I think it’s 90% just their garbage personalities
I was waiting for him to start screaming "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
@@whiskey6string😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@whiskey6string LOL 🤣🤣
How, in a world of 8 billion people, did these two find each other?
How could they NOT? 😂
Sound frequency
I know right?!🤣
Inbreeding
Einstein once said “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” If in fact he even said that?
Juggling envy in the Renaissance community has been really bad for a while now. But i never thought it would go this far! Very sad! 😢
😂😂😂
When he learns juggling he'll stand on the sidewalk and obstruct people. Obnoxious to the end.
Somehow I don't think they'd last very long in real medieval europe.
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She'd have been tried as a witch in like 4 seconds 😅
Head gone.. because he wouldn't stop talking/asking about the juggling..even in the stockade..
"Here they come! Close the drawbridge and release the alligators into the moat!"😂
i mean they did play the village idiot role pretty well
They both should be arrested for being in possession of an offensive voice.
Dude 😂😂
🤣
Sir sir sir is that illegal?
"Sir, sir ,sir there's nothing wrong with my voice sir"😂😂😂
That's when you know your a dork... You get kicked out of a renaissance fair, and you come back disguised. SMH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I know _my_ a dork?
Are you really that fucktarded? 😂😂😂
He comes back disguised as himself?
@@ellenroehl6022😂😂😂
It is amazing that they think getting a badge number is some type of threat.
Just because you have used a public defender does not mean you "have a lawyer".
😂
😂😂😂
Yep - everyone “has a lawyer”
More like Public Pretender
We call them Public Pretenders 🤣
What are the chances on a cosmic scale that two insufferable people would not only find each other and make terrible decisions together - but that these two souls would also be so willing to ride-or-die over a renaissance fair? Nature is beautiful.
It's the jugglers creed, "jugglin 4 life"
Let's hope they don't breed.
When will the hate against jugglers end? 😔
@@Clownfingers I so, so wanted one of the officers to ask if he could even juggle....just to hear the list! 🤣
It takes all types...
Apparently
1: Drat, we have been expelled from the fair
2: Sire, i have a cunning plan.
So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox
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Ahhahahaha!!
I don't think even Baldrick would be this stupid.
I’m waiting for the day when, “I’m calling my lawyer,” makes a cop say, “Oh, shit, never mind!”
This has to be the most annoying couple I have ever seen
Must be new to these videos then lmao
He just wanted to learn how to juggle 😔
Insufferable.
@@AuntJemimasSweetAssHe should have simply told the officer he just wanted to juggle!
But I don't understand, officer.
It would have been even funnier if the police came back dressed up differently too
The police all rock up wearing those wizard hat white beard combos 😂
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Missed opportunity.
Dressed as Musketeers! 😂🤣😂🤣
Call out the town guard!
You have to work really hard to get banned from a Renaissance Fair.
not really, people get their passes pulled pretty often, mostly for drunkeness and pot smoking
@@mikeespinoza5733 and for being JDion
@mikeespinoza5733 it's quite rare for people to be trespassed from them.
When you are so weird the weirdos kick you out.
@@mikeespinoza5733what kind of lame Ren fairs are you going to? That’s the whole point of them.
The biggest way to pinpoint somebody is under the influence is when they hyper fixate on words and repeat them over and over again. Thank you, Officer thank you Officer thank you, Officer thank you, Officer thank you, Officer. Is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggling a crime is juggle all crime. I swear I wanna hear that in my sleep tonight.
Yes, per a recent Supreme Court ruling, juggling IS illegal. Now SHUT UP!!!
It just would've been SO much easier...
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Omg 🤣😂
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And, is also easily self-taught besides!
Came for the video.....stayed for the comments....didn't disappoint....
Thanks for the laugh
we have a good time
The comments are just...👌😂🤣
Indeed!😂😂😂
Me too… brilliant comments that have me giggling…
I tried to mime my comment
The 8th Amendment guaranties our right to learn how to juggle.
😂😂😂 you funny, thanks for the laugh 👍👍👍
Perhaps he needed to assert that right so that the cop would let him continue 'learning'. 🤣
😂
Actually, right to juggle was a first addressed in the Magna Carte.
😂😂😂
Ive never seen two people so perfectly matched to be together.
They are two 5 year Olds that are one step away from being sovereign citizens.
5 weeks old more like
They just sound high AF
Don't insult 5 year olds
I would say you described these two perfectly.
Or republican candidates.
Annoying dude: "You can check my balls, officer."
Officer: " I'll check her purse for your balls."
Fantastic. You can take my hair band off sir.
Yeah, he wanted it way too much 😮
"I don't juggle"
This is the reason I quit juggling, I was afraid for my life 😆😂😅🤣😆
No balls, he lost them to juggling practice.
Juggling is a gateway crime.
😂😂😂
Amen!
Next he will be eating fire, then hes on a unicycle and we all know the unicycle is hitting rock bottom until he starts swallowing swords and its GAME OVER.
To what? Wenching😅😅😅😅?
It’s true, I started out juggling and went straight to armed embassy burglaries.
Can you get convicted for being the most annoying person on the planet? If so, throw the book at him. GEEESH.
I don't think tossing the communal brain cell back and forth counts as "knowing how to juggle."
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Hahahaha
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That is funny. But communal implies more than 2. A better term would be shared or common brain cell. 😂
Police are not required to get a female officer for females. Cop myth.
Police get a female officer if they feel like they need a female officer but it isn't strict policy.
Same with a supervisor. If one is available or nearby, they might send one but they aren't required to drag one out just because you said so.
I always just assumed it was a per state / per department thing
Like your Sheriffs are going to have a different operating procedure to, say, your city cops
But I'm not from the US, so I don't really know
@@not-a-lot-of-options It's policy in some departments but there's no federal or state laws requiring it.
Even to go to the bathroom? I had to wait for one 😕
Both IN THE SAME CAR??? GOD HELP THE OFFICER THAT'S DRIVING
They must've been drunk.
He didn't make it .....
Dead on arrival ......
Self-inflicted 🙄
😂yes!!! This is the best comedy. Is juggling illegal?
It's amazing how he went from "I just wanted to learn how to juggle." to "He got kicked out because he knew how to juggle."
The government is clearly retaliating because he has acquired forbidden knowledge. Lol
Maybe he accomplished his goal on the second go 😂 crazy mf
The guy in the burgundy shirt wanted to learn how to juggle. The guy in the striped shirt definitely knew how to juggle. Not the same guy obviously! 😂
@@dubstar2364😂😂😂😂
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If only the Lord of Douche would have said "Officer, I don't understand" a hundred times more, then they would have let him go.
😂
And if Lady Douche had only said “I’m gonna call my lawyer” a few hundred more times.
I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle. I just wanted to learn how to juggle.
@@wolfe1978nmand then.......because I know how to juggle😮
Most people don't understand that law enforcement can't take you to jail if you don't understand 😅
Aspiring jester and novice witch, shown during capture by the High Court after failing to use a disillusion spell to regain entry into the Lord's Festival 1400 A.D. (colorized)
wouldn't it be an "illusion" spell? 😂
😂😂😂
@@brittnaaay619more like “delusion.” 😂
Brilliant
Yea they were definitely under a delusion spell... 🪄🔮🧚🏽♀️
Some just cast silence on both of them, please? 🙃🔩⚾️💩
Guys, I think she has a lawyer.
"Please utilize your right to remain silent."
😂
I was thinking the same thing!
They had the right, but they didn't have the ability.
Ok, but is juggling illegal??????
Being a cop takes a very special person. I would be suspended and probably imprisoned on my first day on the job.
They should get a 5 thousand dollar fine for talking with those annoying voices
But she has a Loiyerrrr!! 😂
Double that fine for the woman screaming for a female officer.
Lol his voice cracking like a twelve year old “I just wanna learn how to jUgGLe”🤣🤣🤣
I dun understann
I sent them a case of beer.
When The International brotherhood of Jugglers 504 hears about this, somebody's gonna lose their balls.
…..which balls?
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Haha. I see what you did there!
Hes not even a member, he doesnt know how to juggle, he "wanted to learn" 😂
😂
That comment is hilarious!
"can I have your card" x10 cop says no 3 times. so is that a no ?
and don't twist his wrist that is his juggling arm
If the free sample ladies at Costco can spot me trying to come back with different disguises, I don't know why they thought the POLICE wouldn't notice
That's hysterical.
Bc Costco hires smarter folks.
LMAO 🤣
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Best comment. 😂
Some people are so annoying that they are not allowed in public. Getting kicked out of a Renaissance Fair is about as low as you can go. Police handled it well.
Totally. These two are candidates for banishment.
For real.. I can’t understand how they could get kicked out of such a laid back, fun event like this 😂 what even happened before the police got there? I need answers!
This tragedy could never happen in Australia, we banned juggling 50 years ago.
Thank Jeebus we did too - those bloody jugglers & their balls are a nuisance. Now, if they learnt how to juggle with stubbles of XXXX Gold, we might watch! 😅😅😅
Best wishes from the Clare Valley in South Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
I recently got charged for Attempted Juggle
@@ross5839 It's now OK to juggle in South Australia, so long as it's done at home & with no more than three balls! 😉🤣🤣
Best wishes from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
Here in Melbourne they started to juggle with 5 balls instead of 3, it was too dangerous for the general public. Had to be banned. 😂😂😂 🇦🇺
@@jenniferdaulby5519 lovely part of the country, you are lucky to live there and i suspect you are drinking something nicer than XXXX gold like Pikes riesling.
No you dont get a refund when you get kicked out
Why would you invoke a lawyer just for getting removed from a Renaissance Fair? Just freaking leave and stop bothering the good people and families. Good lord.
There is 0 chance these two have a lawyer
They aren’t 😂 they all think it scares them into not arresting them,never works.
Perfectly said
If the Ren fair rented the venue, I suppose they were trespassing? Or were they a public nuisance? Obstruction sounds like BS though.
You just don’t understand the juggling life……
To this day, he still just wants to know how to juggle.
“Is juggling illegal?”
He can't though, because he doesn't understand.
Bet he could learn it on UA-cam
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@@mikey2toes966According to the FBI jugglers are a criminal gang.
Fellow citizens of the US if you see either of these 2 at or near a Renaissance Fair DO NOT TALK TO OR JUGGLE WITH THEM! AVOID AT ALL COST!
I've never been to a Ren Fair, but now I have a valid reason 😂
@@elizabethgeorge168 Whatever you decide I hope you enjoy and stay safe. 😉
😂😂😂😂
"I jUsT wAnTeD tO lEaRn HoW tO jUgGlE!"
These squeeky voiced adults are making Squeeky Voiced Teen from the Simpsons sound like Keith David.
I’m 36 and have never been banned or asked to leave from anywhere. Am I the only one?
Nope. Doesn't happen to well-behaved, self-respecting citizens.
I'm 53 and have never been trespassed out asked to leave anywhere. And with a husband in the navy, I've been many places, but have never acted like a complete idiot.
You never wanted to learn how to juggle?
I'm 51 and have never been asked to leave somewhere
I'm almost 60 and I've never been thrown out of anywhere or even detained. Stupidity is a crime.
Their voices alone should warrant arrest. And how many times can you say "I'm calling our lawyer" before you understand no one cares?
Dont forget "I'm just trying to learn how to juggle" with a huge upward inflection on the end word juggle. Hearing that over and over might be a personal hell of mine.
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They’re only together because no one else in the world would have either of them.
In case you missed it, they "don't understand" a lot of things.
Now, hold on. Maybe they did find the most eft up, disbarred, and stupidest FREE lawyer on planet Earth. Uh huh. Like dat. Word.
It's upsetting that our officers are having to spend so much of their time dealing with such ridiculous clowns
I hope they read the comments for a good chuckle.
They were there for guard duty, not a circus.
Believe it or not this is possibly 80 to 90% of what police work is. Dealing with numpties who can’t behave in public. In other words 90% boredom and 10% of sheer terror.
@@SwingingCreeper "sHeEr TeRrOr".
Police aren't even in the top 20 most dangerous jobs in the US, excluding fatal car accidents they get into not having to do with a case/call, not even during car chases. Just regular accidents because they spend so much time on the road.
Police pretend like they are heroes, but they are killing Americans at a rate of almost 4 a day, a 50% increase since 2020.
They were not ridiculous clowns !!!! They were ridiculous jugglers, big difference.
Getting arrested for being annoying has to be one of the lowest of low embarrassments
OMFG. That guy is lucky nobody else got arrested for assaulting him.
“I don’t understand “ dude 😂😂😂😂 we can see that!! Lolol
Imagine the other prisoners, "I was arrested for refusing to leave a RenFair."
Why? "I lied about not knowing how to juggle how to juggle."
I have the absolute most respect for the officers and the extreme amount of patience and tolerance they displayed when dealing with these two.
This is proof that there is indeed a person for everyone
They really are a perfect match.
And, sadly, they reproduce.
As my mom says, "every moldy biscuit got its rancid cheese"😅
Siblings aren't supposed to count.
@@stevepaterson7503 that’s good
He doesn't understand. He just wants to learn how to juggle. At least, I think that's what he said.
Someone tell the Renaissance fair that their village idiots are getting arrested
I thought they had a pillory in the village square for that
Underrated comment. This should be at the top.
Then they can go have a pint on that!
Dude should have been arrested for that annoying VOICE!
@@173D Ok, but is juggling illegal?????
@@Lenny.262No, but trespassing is. 😂
That’s no dude.
@@ladyecho7761 I love at the end how she screams at them, "Let him go, he knows how to juggle!" as if he used juggling to defend himself lol 😂
Rumor has it, that even to this day, he doesn't understand.
Not has he learned to juggle lol
@@user-ud5zi5lq6v Biden voters.
You are absolutely correct!!
Can't juggle, either. And a disaster as a mime. SUPER at sucking up pot pies in mum's basement.
Seems like he understood REAL quick as soon as the officer started hurting his wrist.
Juggling is not a crime.
This is like a real life skit from Portlandia. "Is it illegal to juggle, officer?"
lol. I could def see this in Portlandia. Good call
You nailed it. Maybe Fred Armisen will pick this up
lol that's what I thought!
My first thought watching this train wreck 🤣
That would be amazing. Fred Armisen could definitely do that Super annoying voice This guy has.
PLEASE make muzzling suspects legal. THese 2 are beyond exhausting.
it seemed like a long video
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Ball gags.
He sounds like he's got some autism happening there...she's just plain irritating. 😂
Silence is golden duct tape is silver 😉
Those officers need to be careful... their lawyer is ON THE WAY!
Lol
Rumor has it their lawyer is still sitting in the parking lot of the fair, patiently waiting for his/her clients.
“Well, I’ll give them another 20 minutes, but that’s it!”
This is a place where you can wear full Knights armor, or a pirate outfit with a full mask, or maybe makeup and look like a court jester. Instead, they chose a fresh T-shirt and a different color dress. Genius.
😂 I thought the same thing!
Imagine the scene in the car as they plotted this brilliant scheme to get back in without arousing suspicion.
The lawyer bluff is one of my favorites. 99.9% of people cannot afford to have a lawyer on retainer. I also love how people feel entitled to make demands as they are getting arrested.
And if you do have a lawyer on retainer & you're not a business, it's more than likely because you're consistently getting in legal trouble; i.e. getting arrested.
Even if they have a lawyer, it makes no difference to the officers. Lawyers work after officers do whatever they do with citations or arrest.
It's absolute nonsense to even say it.
@@sassykat2000Exactly. That’s what always gets me. Even IF they had an amazing lawyer right next to them, the police would still arrest them and book them. Lawyers come in AFTER that.
Some families include 3 or 4 lawyers within their family unit.
It's always some bs, who just has a lawyer on call and if you do you've been to jail before, that's the only reason!
"I need air."
"I need air."
"Is juggling illegal?"
These two have to be THE most annoying couple that I have seen, damn! For the 8768763627856534th time, you are not being kicked out because you can juggle!!!! Damn.
You cannot keep pretending that juggling didn't have anything to do with the arrest...
Needing air didn’t stop his whiny little voice though. I laughed so hard when he said that 🥰🤣🤪
I didn't count each individual instance, but I have a hard time believing it was less than 9 quadrillion times, it definitely felt like more 🤔
@@seanhoctor6122 ….and that was just “I don’t understand”….lol. 🥰🤪🤣
Just wait until I talk to my juggling lawyer about this!!! LMAO 😂
I spent more time reading the excellent comments than watching the video. I had to skip it forward a few times before I started saying "yes officer" while uncontrollably rocking and crying. Those cops need a raise tolerating this bizarre couple.
Right? Comments are great.
"OFfIcEr, I jUsT wAnNa LeArN HoW tO jUgGLe!"
I've watched bodycam videos routinely for years, and that is a true first.
Right?? 😂😂😂
They should have just listened to ICP
Can you say "private property"? So tired of people who don't understand this basic principle.
Unfortunately some people are way too ignorant to grasp concepts.
Leftists believe everything belongs to everyone. Private property is a concept they can't understand.
It actually wasn’t private property and was on the cities fair grounds. It’s why they went with an obstruction charge and the tress passed after warning chargers were dropped.
They think it doesn't matter if they're serving the public.
Can you say blow me?
Being 30 years old with that voice is a crime.
Maybe if he wore the red dress and she put a fake mustache on, nobody would've recognised them... but alas, they weren't so smart!
I’m 5 minutes in and this is one of the strangest exchanges between human beings I have ever seen. Absolutely bizarre.
It's like a slightly boring episode of It's Always Sunny.
Is this a skit? They can’t be real.
Yes it is…but what I want to know is why
they were trespassed the first time
You must be new to the internet
Sadly it’s NOT a skit. Don’t listen to the misinformed child that replied.
@@arbjfulthat attitude he had towards the cops is the same attitude he had towards the juggling teacher guaranteed he made a huge drunken scene
@@arbjfulcausing a disturbance, they don’t need a real reason if you’re trespassed you’re trespassed
if you decide to come back "disguised" at least wear something low profile or put a mask on maybe? She came back with the brightest color out there LMAOOO come on...
I wouldn’t mess with 908, he looks like he knows how to juggle.
908 is a big ol' she..
@@twistedhillbilly6157 No. He is a HE. One that could juggle your head.
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Is that illegal?
There were so many comments to hitch my wagon to but this one
..this one!...is my winner!