My family thinks I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. ._. I'm gay, but not that gay xD there's no such thing as to much gay. There's only one level of gay, and thats gay. I'll stop now
Why ISN'T this the video that got me into homestuck??? Ah well, my friend just kept sending me johndave fanart until I conceded and read it, so i guess that works too
ahahah u guys im happy people are still enjoying this in almost 2017.. remember this was made when dirk being LGBT was mostly speculation! its very old. in case people dont know yet the song is by Bo Burnham! he's still a wonderful and funny comedian and if you like this you should check his work out :^) have fun with homestuck in the year of our lord 2017 you crazy kids (that's not sarcastic, i hope youre having as much fun as i had in the homestuck fandom back in the day)
And now I'm depressed, because the art for this video, while funny, reminds us all that Dirk Strider lives in flooded Texas in the far future, raised by puppets and plush ponies, and he builds robot versions of his friends for companionship.
GOD, I so very vaguely remember watching this before reading homestuck and I was just like, " WHO DIS DORK WITH THE WEIRD SUNGLASSES?!". WhY IS THERE A PUPPET WHYYYYY". "THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!". It even took me 4 tries to officially get into Homestuck cause I couldn't get past the first like. _10_ pages. It's so weird that it all makes so much more sense now :|
Sounds like me explaining myself to my own family, down to the Easy Bake, girly walk, favorite color scheme rather than single color (cyan, hot pink, black, purple), and male crush.
i think i know the reason he's gay i'll CTRL V a phrase from his conversation with Jake... "GT: Phew... *gropes for fresh kerchief.* GT: I hope this shit isnt coming across as platitudinous. I really mean it! TT: Take it easy, bromide. TT: Just about the only way I could salvage endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover, really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible." "for me to rush to your vicinity as *nakedly* as possible" that's gay, son turbo gay
Every time I go to dinner seems like I am getting a little bit thinner. I'll sit down at the breakfast table. I can talk, but they're not able. When I look at them I find. There's a single question on their mind. I wish it could go back to the way it was it's not easy now because... My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's cause of the way that I walk makes them think that I like... boys( That I like boys) The goddamn question just won't go away and I get asked every single day. But the way they ask it is no disguise, Like , ¨How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?¨ That's funny. Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow. Or my favorite color is the RAIN(BO)W!! I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must. 'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I coul trust. Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... He's a Motherfucker You all probably think I'm gay... Man this song is counter productive. LA LA LA LA LA LA And my whole family thinks I'm gay. What do they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze. Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase. My whole family thinks I'm queer. That is all I ever hear. But I'vee been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count Bible camp.
I sung this song at school, in the cafiteria during lunch, standing on a table. I took a bow and walked out right after. I heard everyone clapping. I am so fucked.
"And I've been straight as a ramp, if you don't count my boot camp." I love this so much, I found this like a year ago. Once my sister and I played this on her phone at full volume in a Walmart. We got some strange looks. 😂😂
Sadly, this fits me well... >.> My WHOLE family AND friends think I'm gay!!! Ever since I was seven, I was told they would still love me even if I liked the same gender. My mom even told me she wouldn't be surprised if I walked down the isle to get married with someone with my gender!! I realize I'm bi now, but still!! X'D Oh well! Still love my family~!
SwikedyAweTastic bo IS bae, but I dont see how Lost Girl has anything to do with this... -oh, crap. ill just correct is for you - i was seriously confused for a second: "BRO IS BAE"*
I DOWNLOADED THIS ON ITUNES AND WAS LISTENING TO IT, AND I WENT TO UA-cam AND PLAYED THE VIDEO AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OMG
My whole family thinks i'm gay! When they're drunk they introduce me, saying, that i'm they're favourite gay, the gayest of gays, so so gay, but in reality, what they need to see, is that, I am, a demi-pansexual genderfluid! HURRAH.
"EVEN MY BOYFRIEND THINKS IM GAY"
I wonder why, Dirk.
+PingPongTris PINGPONGPADDLE ARMY
IDK WE ALL WONDER
Yeah, I WONDER WHY DIRK
Odie Clark wooooosh
Odie Clark H4H4H!!
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!"
Bad Time a It's hilarious-
Dirk Is Only Gay For Jake. If Jake Wasn't Born, Dirk Wouldn't Be Gay.
Kanaya Maryam
Or would he~?
Nope. He's Only Gay For Jake. All those "Dirk x Male!reader" Fanfics Are Made Up For The Pleasure Of You Humans.
aight.
I think the biggest question here is why he goes to dinner and sits down at the breakfast table.
I'm crying why
I was wondering that..
When it is late/early enough, is there really a difference between the two?
Why did this comment make me laugh so much? 😂😂😂👌
Dad Egbert -facepalm-
Me: Alright mom, watch this.
"My whole family thinks I'm gay!"
Mom: It's the shades.
I CAN'T F UCKING BREATHE HELP
but it is the shades,,,,,,,,
My problem is my family doesn't think I'm gay
My family thinks I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. ._. I'm gay, but not that gay xD there's no such thing as to much gay. There's only one level of gay, and thats gay.
I'll stop now
my family thinks im a lesbian, but im actually a xenophiliac.
my parents don't know they just think I have no love life
I told my family but I don't think they believe me. I mean, they're not homophobes or anything, just don't think I'm Bi...
Same
"Easy bake oven was just a phase"
"I've been as strait as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp"
Both of those lines had me laughing so much!
The Question Is- Why Is He Eating Dinner... At the Breakfast Table?
+Monochromatic✪Derp confirmed
Fin@ly $ome1 under$t@nd$ XD
+EmilyLivesLife Because not everyone can afford a different table for each meal of the day...
+Courtnie Kom That comment though! I prefer to just call it 'the table'.
but mainly because calling it by the right name is too mainstream brospeh
Why is this the video that got me into Homestuck?
Why ISN'T this the video that got me into homestuck???
Ah well, my friend just kept sending me johndave fanart until I conceded and read it, so i guess that works too
OrcheeisanEmoMeme Fair enough. Great friend you got there :P
WolferLover 172 I know. She regrets it.
Why does this dirk guy wear Kamina glasses and wtf is homestruck, people say it's cringy
I wouldn't say it's cringy...more like "only sometimes it's weirdly uncomfortable."
maybe he's just European XD
+Michaelea Vladovic i would kill for that video
*chokes*
+Michaelea Vladovic Jake: Im straight!
Dirk: you werent last night ;)
+Michaelea Vladovic: or worst, French
ù_ù
Good question, is he gay or European? (For some reason I can't stop listening to that legally blond song)
ahahah u guys im happy people are still enjoying this in almost 2017.. remember this was made when dirk being LGBT was mostly speculation! its very old.
in case people dont know yet the song is by Bo Burnham! he's still a wonderful and funny comedian and if you like this you should check his work out :^)
have fun with homestuck in the year of our lord 2017 you crazy kids (that's not sarcastic, i hope youre having as much fun as i had in the homestuck fandom back in the day)
Sunny D this animation inspires me to draw/write about Dirk too much.
I'm enjoying this in 2019
lol i actually remember watching this when i was like 11 not knowing who Dirk or what Homestuck even is
IntrovertedIntrovert omg cute ty for enjoying it then and now
2019 huh
"Hey mom im bi."
"Well honey,
You're halfway out of the closet!"
lol,that is so True
Holy fuck if my mom said that i wouldn't know whether to choke on my own tears, be enraged, or laugh my lungs into oblivion
uhm tru but no
+Arthur Iggy Kirkland Çøspläy -England- I love your username.
+Kat_Cosplays_Anime yes
_God Dirk_
_Someone needs to do this for John_
Yes
_Plz-_
_Maybe I'll do it_
yES
_Yes_
There is a video of that.
I was dancing to this and my grandpa came in, whoops
LOL
Nice mate
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay. Really dirk
i mean he is a grandpa
really n*gga
yes
Morafo Regnos truuuuuuu
My whole family thinks I'm gay, but I'm actually a succubus.
Even better
+lawltula memes
+Duty Calls #Relatable #DemonProblems
Bad Time Why hello again Bad Time
Hello hello.
This video has now hit it's 10 year anniversary. A decade of gay Dirk
" Even my boyfriend thinks im gay " XD im dead now
died laughing when he said "even my boyfriend thinks im gay"
I died on that on too but mostly
On the
"Easy bake muffin is just a phase"
right?!?!? XD
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS THA RAINBOW))
-HIGH FIVE- Same here x3
There is not a single flaw in this video
*watches video to look for flaws*
can't find any
like actually I cant
Corrine Stevens there is not a straight flaw
My sister says this is the perfect song for me because everyone thought I was gay when I got a girlfriend.
BUT JOKES ON THEM! I'm pansexual!
Acelover3000 yep
+Acelover3000 oh hey its person mc face :/
:o
whodafukispersonmcfaic
:o
:o
:o
+Acelover3000 SAME THOUGH
lizhatesu12 XD WOO
He Is EuRpEaN nOt GaY!
*gasp* is he gay or European the answer could take weeks
W.D. Captor Oh Please!
I'm Gay For Rose
+W.D. Captor there a 50 troll is HS if you count those 2 fan trolls. All trolls have grey skin, every troll acts different. so its 50 shades of grey.
+Karkat Vantas probably.
I've seen one like this of Dipper from Gravity Falls and both are so good xD
the gravity falls one was based in this
1:35
is..
That puppet in the background...
Is that supposed to be Dave?
OMG SMUPPET DAVE O3O
CAL
XD
why is all thhis old homestuck shit so good
because the fandom is pretty dead rn 😕
pls someone do this with John
Someone did
LibertyyLPS Studios wHERE
Helena Valdez just look up "Everyone thinks John is gay homestuck"
John Egbert Oh buddy.. I know what you do with Dave
Go to google, type in JohnDave. You'll.. You'll see man
OMG. I laughed so hard I LITERALLY fell out of my chair. On my face.
And now I'm depressed, because the art for this video, while funny, reminds us all that Dirk Strider lives in flooded Texas in the far future, raised by puppets and plush ponies, and he builds robot versions of his friends for companionship.
Thats ...true
._. *sighs*
My problem is my whole family thinks im straight
O-O my favorite color is also a rainbow... *flys away on a unicorn*
//so gay its not even funny
witch one? me or bro?
// I wana say bro but your about as strait as a donut
gayer than a sparkly rainbow dude...
// i think you should get a medal or trophy that says that
GOD, I so very vaguely remember watching this before reading homestuck and I was just like, " WHO DIS DORK WITH THE WEIRD SUNGLASSES?!". WhY IS THERE A PUPPET WHYYYYY". "THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!". It even took me 4 tries to officially get into Homestuck cause I couldn't get past the first like. _10_ pages. It's so weird that it all makes so much more sense now :|
It would've worked with John yeah XD
but this is great!
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"
Omg kdjchksjdclskc
*blows dust away* ancient tomes....
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay xD
-Admin
Sounds like me explaining myself to my own family, down to the Easy Bake, girly walk, favorite color scheme rather than single color (cyan, hot pink, black, purple), and male crush.
I love this song.
"Just cause I'm afraid of the snow..."
This line hits different after the Texas snowpocalypse of 2021.
i think i know the reason he's gay
i'll CTRL V a phrase from his conversation with Jake...
"GT: Phew... *gropes for fresh kerchief.*
GT: I hope this shit isnt coming across as platitudinous. I really mean it!
TT: Take it easy, bromide.
TT: Just about the only way I could salvage endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover, really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible."
"for me to rush to your vicinity as *nakedly* as possible"
that's gay, son
turbo gay
IS HE GAY
OR EUROPEAN?
Did someone say 'headcanon'
I need this with John
John is straight
"John is straight"
He is "not a homosexual"
Лидия Космачева y'all just need to leave lmfao
this got me into bo burnham bless this video
Every time I go to dinner seems like I am getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk, but they're not able.
When I look at them I find.
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was it's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe it's cause of the way that I walk makes them think that I like... boys( That I like boys)
The goddamn question just won't go away and I get asked every single day.
But the way they ask it is no disguise, Like , ¨How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?¨ That's funny.
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow. Or my favorite color is the RAIN(BO)W!!
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must. 'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I coul trust.
Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... He's a Motherfucker
You all probably think I'm gay... Man this song is counter productive.
LA LA LA LA LA LA
And my whole family thinks I'm gay. What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze. Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer. That is all I ever hear.
But I'vee been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count Bible camp.
I sung this song at school, in the cafiteria during lunch, standing on a table.
I took a bow and walked out right after.
I heard everyone clapping.
I am so fucked.
first of all, that rainbowdash doll looks amazing and second of all, i love the way the video is drawn and the song choice. Well done.
R.I.P Dirk's Feelings XD
people don't believe i'm gay lel. i still find it funny.
I am ashamed yet proud that THIS was my introduction to bo burnham adfjq;iwehjoh
Okay but same
8 years later, this is still peak comedy.
"Even my boyfriend thinks i'am gay"
I lost it
THINGS THAT AGED LIKE WINE
Dirk,
I feel you bro, I feel you man.
All I need to do is actually read act 6 and see who he is.
he's dave's bor.
bro*
+TheGamesBrothers Bro, thats Dirk
+Hatsune Miku he said "get to act 6 and read who he actually is". Yeah i know he's dirk, but he's also dave's bro as a kid
"And I've been straight as a ramp, if you don't count my boot camp." I love this so much, I found this like a year ago. Once my sister and I played this on her phone at full volume in a Walmart. We got some strange looks. 😂😂
One of my favorite songs of all time~ And I love the part where he says " And my boyfriend thinks I'm gay "
My bisexual friend made another version of this song, My Whole Family Thinks I'm Straight
wait why does he go to dinner at a breakfast table :O!!
...Omg... O.o
Omfg this is beautiful
oh mey gewd i lov tihs vavatrar disss gui haz
vrosee wud be prowd
Sadly, this fits me well... >.> My WHOLE family AND friends think I'm gay!!! Ever since I was seven, I was told they would still love me even if I liked the same gender. My mom even told me she wouldn't be surprised if I walked down the isle to get married with someone with my gender!! I realize I'm bi now, but still!! X'D Oh well! Still love my family~!
The sad life of teenage America...
who r u dating, Arthur?
No... >_>
... Yes... u^u
Alfred Jones >:] I thought so...
U^U *sigh* Dem brows...
Friend: "Hey don't you think that guy from school is cute?"
Me: "Meeh...he's not really my type.."
Friend: "Well what is your type?"
Me: "...girls?"
This song and this video....how can this be so perfect....this is a mIrAcLe
I can talk, they're not able....*a close-up of Lil Cal*
It's okay dirk everyone at school thinks I'm gay too
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!" X''''''''D
gay dirk
bottom text
"Even my boy-friend thinks im gay." nice going there dirk XD
I lost it after the whole 'even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay' part xD
*This is beautiful.*
-even my boyfriend thinks i'm gay-
*no shit now?*
_This is perfect._
i have the same problem dirk
the thing is _i am gay_
_Dirk's gay too-_
_He just won't admit it._
_Dont hide it Dirk bby_
_Yeah, Dirk-bby dun hide it._
_Nobody will hate you_
if you don't count bible camp
What happens at Bible camp, stays at Bible camp?
idunnomaybe?
BO IS BAE
Yaass
SwikedyAweTastic bo IS bae, but I dont see how Lost Girl has anything to do with this...
-oh, crap. ill just correct is for you - i was seriously confused for a second:
"BRO IS BAE"*
+ceebbees1234 Bo Burnham is this singer. Hence why she/he said Bo
Kitty Cat Exactly :)
Kitty Cat i know, just the joke of a fangirl. it would have been too obvious to just give a like and agree.
I was watching a playlist of comics. Then this video shows up and i'm like: "Omg" *starts dying of laughter*
6 years later and i still love this.
bro this came out when i was 4 0-0
I did the math wrong I was six
who gaf
@@destinydynamites the pfp 💀💀💀
Dirk : Jake help me ! Everyone thinks i'm gay, John, Dave, Rose and even my boyfriend says so !
...
Fuck.
I know that feeling Dave... My own boyfriend thinks I'm gay too.
That's Dirk. Not Dave
Still one of, if not the best, renditions of MLP I've ever seen. And its not even the main focus!
now i can't stop hearing this voice when i i see dirk
Before the 'even my boyfriend thinks in gay' I was saying to myself he dousent look gay.. Then the even my boyfriend...I was like:oh well er :|
Well what does a gay look like then?
Spencer WhyDoIHaveToEnterMyWholeName No, me.
Spencer WhyDoIHaveToEnterMyWholeName What does that even mean? If i say I'm a homosexual what makes you think I'm not?
So this is what the homestuck fandom is like.........................
MOAR!!! o0o
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... Motherfuck.
*falls out of chair and laughs head off on floor and dies...*
I probably watch this like...every other month. Sometimes I just get in a mood. A mood for awkward Dirk singing about his gay.
here we have my first homestuck video.
*Best first impression every.*
or myy favorite color is..................THE RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINBOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay.
Heheheheh
Way to give credit to the actual song ;-;
It's "My Whole Family" by Bo Burnham.
I DOWNLOADED THIS ON ITUNES AND WAS LISTENING TO IT, AND I WENT TO UA-cam AND PLAYED THE VIDEO AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OMG
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!"
"...motherf*cker..." 😂
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"
*laughs*
"motherfucker"
😂
Who's watching in 2020.
Kill me
2021
2022
Dave should sing if you were gay that'd be okay to him X'D
+Jocelyn Polly ;-; yes
_the last part made this even better for me, it's too relatable_
*reads description* What?! What?!!!!! N-No it does not! I swear, dude!
No it doesn't!! *****
You shouldnt deny it my dear johnny boy. John Egbert
blarghhhhhhh >_>
>_> *****
I must agree with that.
Just. Wow...
My whole family thinks i'm gay! When they're drunk they introduce me, saying, that i'm they're favourite gay, the gayest of gays, so so gay, but in reality, what they need to see, is that, I am, a demi-pansexual genderfluid! HURRAH.
My mom probably thinks I'm lesbian,
I'm a gender fluid pansexual ^-^
2017 and only just now noticed the dave smuppet.
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"? Dirk........ DAMN IT xD
honestly, gay or not, dirk is the most badass human in homestuck, and, arguably, the most badass character in it.
omg I can not see dirk in bible camp!
I love this XD
I just love this so much!! Hahaha. "Even his boyfriend thinks he's gay!' HAHAHA
Dirk: if i'm gay, HEY GOD STRIKE ME DEAD
Dirk IS CANONICALLY GAY everyone. Just thought that info would clear things up.
Holy shit those horns