[ASMR] A Visit From The Aesthetic Assassin
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- Опубліковано 7 сер 2024
- Say hello to the Aestetic assassin, a distant relation of a video I made around this time last year. This a less serious and a little bit more relaxed than my usual stuff. So let me know what you think.
I've got some special stuff planned for next week so be sure to check back on the channel for more updates!
Script by: The Finis Terrae Lighthouse Keeper
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Here I am again, Hollow with his binaural mic doing roleplays, sometimes some anime stuff. As a creator I try to avoid the typical boyfriend roleplays and instead focus on fantasy stories revolving around personal attention. My goal is to develop my voice acting abilities through my audios, while comforting the listener and taking them on an adventure through words of big characters, tsunderes, and a variety of other reimagined tropes. I see my work less as "Roleplays" and more as acting.
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He roasted our clothes
Now we roast his spelling
*Æstetic* 💃
As a dyslexic sleepy dumb dumb I didn't even notice "aesthetic" is misspelled until I saw everyone bullying Hollow for it 😂😂
dyslexic fam! representing!
Same 👌
i love how we all just roasted him for misspelling aesthetic-
Don't roast me, I'll cry!
@@hollow_va IM SORRY- I LUV U
:0 it's you again!
@@hollow_va NO WE'RE SORRY DON'T BE SADDDD
Tbh I missed that too 😅😅😅. Then again, I’m dyslexic and my eyes like to put in letters that aren’t there. Sometimes I go auto correct and read a word as something it’s supposed to be.
Assassin: /roasting my outfit/
Me, who learned fashion and designing clothes all by myself and always keep my clothes in check: So you have chosen death, you ungrateful child of man.
man and i thought you were gonna say something about the misspelling of aesthetic
@@nylist5762 Hollow is dyslexic so I feel pretty bad saying that 😅
@@salviarifdah2730 yeah understandable.
Assassin: **roasts outfit**
Me: I mean,, they’re PJ’s but go off
"Keep slurping that obnoxious soda if you must."
Me: *slowly puts down my Mountain Dew*
Me: eyes my Coke
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DRINKING DURING THAT PART! I have been just glancing at it since then. 🤣
Me: *Looks over at Dr Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips*
@@redriot2115 🤣
*quietly backs away from my dr pepper*
Him: the door is locked
Me: *breaks door down*
Him: the windows are locked
Me: *breaks through window*
Assassin: "...keep slurping that obnoxious soda if you must-"
Me: *spit up my Sprite once he said that and looked around like an idiot*
"Keep slurping that obnoxious soda if you must"
**Slurps more intensely**
If hollow spells it as aestetic then its aestetic from now on everyone else is wrong
I love Hollow's funny audios. Always kill me laughing. I had an idea for another one: Flirty Cashier 'Checks You Out'. The listener is shopping at a retail store and then goes to pay for their items when who should they meet but a very adorable (and flirty) employee who is more than happy to 'check them out'... The emoloyee tries to get the listener to sign up for the loyalty program just so they can get them to tell them their phone number.
*IM A SUCKER FOR PUNS HOW DARE YOU!!*
*You're a genius*
Don’t forget the extra bag to “bag ‘em up”... forgive me if you don’t know where that slang comes from, as I grew up with the early 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s music... but I thought it went well with the puns
him: tonight we are going to kill your old style
me: *slowly puts the knife away* oooh, so you werent going to murder me dead dead
Me: * *slowly hides the dagger* * ohhhhh I see
Is this related to the assassin that "took care" of us with blankets and cuddles and words of affirmation?
yeah i think so
when they brought us stuff animals and alot of cute things, I was like if your going to kill me kill me but BUT let me just sleep its still late bro...
and a meal
I’m going to ignore the fact it says ‘Aestetic’ and just enjoy the audio-
Him: you can’t go off of soda and a bag of chips
Me: **been living off Monsters and Cheetos for the past 3 weeks** I can live of this that shit trust me
I was so confused like am I going to die or is he going to fix my fashion sense??? 🤣
The mental image of the the Noble Assassin (Corax?) meeting this one and his colleague. “I left my dark history of murder and shadows behind to live a peaceful life with my beloved but had to leave them to save them.” “I just helped someone chill out after a rough day.” “I redid someone’s personal style.”
oh my god that is the best thing I have heard today xD
The Assassins Creed
I didn’t even notice that he misspelled aesthetic until I read the comments- 😀👍
That's all fun and games but the promise of "special stuff" next week got my heart racing.
Rosting my fashion sense I see
Jokes on you I don’t even have a fashion sense my style is garbage AND I AM AWARE OF IT HAHAHAA!!
Love how he just roasts our outfit or style and then does that adorable giggle 😍 im weak
I love this lovable assassin series. I'm so on edge at first, but then everything changes and I start giggling ^.^
Me a fashion designer with a fashion degree and a job as nail artist: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!*
(Sorry for the bad english)
No, I’m Challenging Armadillo
Bro I love your job- As a kid I always wanted to be a fashion designer
yooo that’s so cool! (also your english is great)
Hollow: Alright, alright, alright...
Me: Matthew McConahay? Is that you?
Well done, Hollow! So cheeky and fun to listen to. Hope you’re having a good night!
Numb my muscles with glitter.
It's anaesthetic.
Aoyama is that you?
Love how it's only been up for a minute, is twenty minutes long and were all liking it before we listened to the whole thing xD
WOOOOOOO I DONT KNOW WHAT AESTETIC
MEANS BUT I LOVE IT!
He misspelled aesthetic
How dare you?! My fluffy Mickey sweater is fashionable and comfy!
Ikr?! My matching 101 Dalmatians PJ set is pure drip 😎✋🙄
Also hello fellow Twst fan 🤩 Jack is best boy✨
@@scarlett-moriko1543 Yay another Twst fan. I love Jack but my favorite is Leona. Still, it’s hard to choose a favorite out of all the twst boys.
Peak fashion
"And it's not like you can get the key out of my pocket.. Well you can try, but I really don't recommend it"
Me: *Oh believe me I wanna try*
"I am cruel"
Yes and nico di Angelo is scary
If you get it you get it if you don't sorry
I get it
I get it 😭
PJO fans unite 😄✊
“Unlike your outfit, the carpet was very valuable. “
Me: well excuse me sir, dress for comfort not for the runway. Sales Rack for the win! 😤
I am in desperate need of a part two where Tom really does explain and provide us with new outfits! Like several outfits for different occasions!!
Assassin: says something about wolfing down food
Me imaging the listener just unhinged their jaw like some kind of human shaped snake: 👀
I have never been roasted so beautifully in my life! I can only hope to be as 🌟iconic🌟 as him someday 😅
0:25 Considering I was actually drinking a soda, I just had to look over my shoulder 😬
16:25 😼
Do you think the nyafia has any connections with the nekomancer?
This is an awesome follow up to the last video, if only someone would help me do this in real life 😂
I really thought I was gonna die for a sec XD
I CAN'T! LOL this agency's assassins are UNBELIEVABLE! I LOVE IT!!!
me omw to google what aestetic means 🏃♂️💨
What’d you find? 👁👄👁
@@SodaliteSushi it keeps leading me to “aesthetic” so i’m thinking hollow misspelled it-
@@keitohasumilovesyou2863 Ya same what do we do now kjsdjfksjf 🧍🏻♀️
@@keitohasumilovesyou2863 Yea he just corrected it
I'm dyslexic, give me a little love 😂
💫aesthetic💫 assassin
Assassin: Today is about you and me, and me and you-
Me: AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE
I can make my dream outfits.....THIS IS MY CALLING AS A FUTURE FASHION ARTIST
Yaaaaayyy our Assassin dad is back!!!!!!! P.S. King Hollow I swear you're like a loveable father that spoils his kids (meaning us) too much. Never stop cause we appreciate the sweet gestures very much. By the way makesure to take care of yourself and don't overwork yourself too much. 😊💕💕💕
You found the perfect words for it.
Him: You’ll be lucky if the Nyafia don’t have you before I do
Me: So about that
I’m falling for him
Did you just make me drop my Fanta
Him:pssssp hay
Me:mega tingles 🤗
I’m dying of laughter . .. on a side note I’m a big fan of loungewear so essentially sloth wear lol 😂😂
when he was talking about his hair, I probably would've said, "is that dandruff?" and laugh at his pain, while he fingers through his hair, attempting to fix himself.
is it supposed to say aesthetic or am i just dumb?- 👁️👄👁️
same lmao i’m confused-
My exact question sfdhjsfh
✨aestetic✨
The first 5 minutes i was just thinking "are you just here to roast my fashion choices??"
Him: It all ends tonight.
Me:...Sooooo....Am I going to die or what? Please, just do me a favor and let me listen to your voice for a bit longer.
For the first 14 minutes I was just begging for him to kill me already. Then when the 14 minute mark hit, I wasn't really sure what he wanted to do or what his mission was. Than at 18:15 I had whole moment. "This dude... he really be teasing me like that
I am about half way through and 10000% believe this mans gonna give us a makeover.
I was correct.
I was walking up stairs and I dropped from trying to not laugh when he said nyafia
You make the best Apple Pies Hollow
Me: checking my notifications and half way zoning out.
Him: hey, hellooooooo.
Me: still doesn't notice
Him: don't go zoning out on me
Me: Wait, what.
Me: Co... Corrax?
This vid.: Bish you thought!
A E S T E T I C
Dude after he explained what we did i was like "Damn yeah ok please proceed in killing me"
why do i find this adorable?
I hope I wasn't the only one who thought the food was poisoned.
I KEPT FREAKING OUT CAUSE I THOUGHT HE WOULD ACTUALLY KILL ME 😩✌️
I'm early again. 🖤🥀
Great as always, sweetie ❤🥰
(Is it creepy that the devil calls you sweetie because I really don't wanna be creepy)
"Keep slurping that obnoxious soda if you must"
"It's Dr. Pepper you ignorant rabble."
Bro I don't ever think I've been so early and this is rlly uncanny timing I was just feeling sad-
Edit: HE'S RELATED TO THE OTHER ASSASSIN DUDE ISN'T HE.
Edit 2: tOM BRUISE?!?!? 🤣
Him: "You can't go off of Sodas and A bag of chips"
Me and the Bois pulling a all night game session: Allow us to introduce our selves
imma slurp louder, tf 🙄
Ikr
*S L U R P*
😃😃😃😃😉Very Creative ASMR 😃 Thank You 💖💖💖🤗🤗🤗🤗💖💖💖
1:40 i have said it one I’ll say it again” put me out of my misery”
Him : I locked us in
Me: well that's not weird
My head : ok you trained for this situation....
Me: screams bloody murder
I mean I have dyscalculia, so to see someone dyslexic is kinda like "Yesss, you understand to an extent-"
Hahahahahaha! Before even watching, I can only think of Jandelaine. XD
Will I be made into... a beauty reborn? lol!
Me: *goes for a quick Starbucks trip*
My boss: "And I took that personally"
Aesthetic assassin... I like where this is going 😏
“I know you skipped lunch AND dinner, and a soda and a big of chips isn’t going to get you through this test-“
Me: “-IF YOU DON’T EXPLAIN WHO YOU ARE, OR WHY YOUR HERE, INSTEAD OF JUDGING MY LIFE DECISIONS, I’M GONNA LOSE IT.”
THE FINGERTAPS ON THE BOOK ARE PRICELESS or is it just me exaggerating
👁️👄👁️
I'm lock with him...
Perfect 👌
idk man an aesthetic death seems pretty epic i dont even mind
update: damn i really got death by glow up
Guys he tried his best with the spelling
Hollow you did great I actually thought aestheich was spelled that way for a sec lmao
Yo this sounds mean if it does I’m sorry hollow 👩🏾🦯
Croooooool is gonna be my moto now.
i thought it was noble assassin for a sec 😔✌️
I want you to know, that picture of "the boss"? I'm imagining Giovanni from pokemon.
THE NYAFIA!!
Look. I know I quit drinking sodas years ago, but when there's a Fanta Pineapple within my sphere of influence I am legally obligated to of partake.
4:45
My spine did the cha cha
another story by good ol' Fin~
Why we are so pathetic. Seriously the door? it’s obvious. I know there’s a stranger in my house, but still....
He is a much nicer Emily. I dig!
Yesssssss
Not tall roasting him for misspelling aesthetic💀💀
So I'm not gonna die, but get a makeover? ...sure, I'm down for that.
*Keep slurping*
How did he know I was drinking something?
Not soda but this works.
bro this makes me think of a white girl in every horror movie in the begging..........XD
Crooooooool
Is this like a new TLC show or something
I thought your misspelling of "aesthetic" was a weird word I'd never hear before until i read the comments
it took me a minute to find the misspelling I- 👁👁
FUN😄