Opie & Anthony - Prison Life

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  • @DavidDantePhoenix
    @DavidDantePhoenix 3 роки тому +16

    Right off the bat: I appreciate Jimmy pointing out the redundancy in “completely naked”. I have, in service of my community, played grammar police on a number of occasions and yielded similar results from my friends and peers.

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 3 роки тому +2

      try to remember the bigger picture, we all, including myself - forget this. No matter what happens, and what we say - we still have to live our lives...and do physical manifstations of our words.

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 Рік тому

      First time I’m consciously considering the phrase and now I have a hatred for it. Thanks for making me more cynical haha

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 3 роки тому +14

    10:35 Anthony makes such a great point here. People like to think that prison is like an interpretation of hell. Prison is close to what it would be like if you were a dog. You have to wake up each morning when your master tells you to, eat at a certain time each day, get hit or locked in a room as a punishment, ask to go to the bathroom, get free healthcare, get to watch tv, and get recreational time in the yard.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 роки тому +5

      You can eat whenever you want if you have commissary money. Honey buns, ramen, coffee, basically anything you can find in a 7-11 you can stock up in a cell

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 2 роки тому +1

      i love u

    • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
      @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 Рік тому

      Roll up mats in an empty cell for stabbin practice with the 2 double icepick bangers made from parts of the yard fence and parts of county issued things with 2 old headphone magnets (1 in each handle) so the bangers stick under metal bunks, shower head mount brackets and stuff..

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Рік тому +1

      Damn I’ve never been to prison but from all the prison shit I’ve seen over the years, relating it to the life of a dog seems insanely accurate lol

  • @mistermusturd6402
    @mistermusturd6402 3 роки тому +30

    This is a candidate to be Nopied.

    • @mikepotrero3905
      @mikepotrero3905 3 роки тому +11

      every show is a candidate

    • @chonconnor6144
      @chonconnor6144 Рік тому

      It depends, this one is average shitty Opie but not insufferable or crazy Opie, keeping it keeps the clip longer and gets me through more work, thats a win.

    • @brandonranger619
      @brandonranger619 Рік тому

      Lost in book was so annoying

    • @LaChartre
      @LaChartre 4 місяці тому

      is it

    • @Handlesaredumb69
      @Handlesaredumb69 Місяць тому

      Reality is a candidate to be NOpied

  • @jerbear5033
    @jerbear5033 3 роки тому +6

    Omg.... Opie... Shattap!!!

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 3 роки тому +11

    Tssss prison...
    How about pridaughter or sumptin...
    Tss tsst

    • @dbare5427
      @dbare5427 3 роки тому

      At 40:47 the caller starts out with "Those other prisons sound like golf courses or something"; the caller after him at 46:09 is Chip from Kentucky.

  • @dereksteele291
    @dereksteele291 3 роки тому +5

    Jimmy asks a rhetorical question about the definition of "naked".
    Opie spends 5 minutes answering.

  • @AdamThoba2
    @AdamThoba2 2 роки тому +3

    by 19:28 the boys (Opie & Ant, bit of Jimmy) had *repeated themselves* so many fucking times. "its their life" "its their reality" And Opie saying "lost in a book" 4 times, but its all good

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi Рік тому

      That shit was annoying, like he thinks he has a good line and wears it tf out

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan Рік тому +2

    This is evil but free the nip around children is approved behavior

  • @chrissellner7657
    @chrissellner7657 3 роки тому +5

    I would have put a 24 hour live feed from my roof and have people pay a subscription

  • @madz79
    @madz79 3 роки тому +14

    21:10 for opies stuttering nonsense

    • @keithholmberg2723
      @keithholmberg2723 9 місяців тому

      Opie is soon 63yso, and he is still retarded. Let the brother maaan bee

  • @timseale786
    @timseale786 3 роки тому +14

    Opie bombs in the first 1-2 minutes 3 times. 🤮

  • @nicholasjohnston9220
    @nicholasjohnston9220 3 роки тому +2

    Shit i might be serving a year next week, this makes me feel better

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +1

      Fun! What is the alleged offense? P.s. best of luck with that.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 роки тому +1

      If anybody starts messing with you or trying to get frisky with your bum, just start throwing your poo. No one messes with the guy who throws his own poo

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 3 роки тому

      @@AxelSpott Until it hits the wrong mf and the thrower is forced to eat it.

    • @crankyloue
      @crankyloue 3 роки тому

      Depends on what your going for..but I'm assuming if your only doing a year it's not a violent felony.. which means most likely you'll go to camp,if your lucky and the prison your getting classified at is not over over booked, youl be in camp within 3 months..expect the first 2-4 weeks to suck ass tho, youl be in fish tank (classification unit), which means youl be out of your cell 15 minutes every other day, and besides religious material and your legal work you will not have anything to read or do in that time period

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella 7 місяців тому

      How was it?

  • @dyingbreed5386
    @dyingbreed5386 3 роки тому +1

    @59:07 I think I went to high school with her. Does anyone know the original air date? If it was 04/05 everything fits. She was only in my town for 1.5 years.

  • @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash
    @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash 2 роки тому

    Skip worthless axe wound @ 56-end

  • @troymcclure681
    @troymcclure681 3 роки тому +3

    Anthony looks like he can be greg bradys stunt double

  • @TheRGFam
    @TheRGFam Рік тому

    Prison doesn't sound so bad :)

  • @landfill402
    @landfill402 3 роки тому +1

    Does anyone have a link to that news story?

    • @oryan4395
      @oryan4395 3 роки тому +1

      Just look up John Couey

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 3 роки тому

    You can literally sit around all day and play cards. Prison ain’t that bad. I mean, it ain’t great, but it definitely isn’t the worst.

    • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
      @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 Рік тому

      Everyone in prison gets a job or goes to school, depending on age. Everyone. Unless the movies lied to us..

    • @mr.martyr8573
      @mr.martyr8573 Рік тому

      @@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 Did 6 years. If you think there isnt an incredible amount of down time for card playing and fuckin around, then we had two very differnt experiences.

  • @PlightOfAMan
    @PlightOfAMan Рік тому

    That 2nd to last female that called sounded like Tara Reid

  • @mike2590rrr
    @mike2590rrr 3 роки тому

    Woof!

  • @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash
    @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash 2 роки тому

    Skip start-13

  • @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash
    @jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash 2 роки тому

    Patrice O'Neal is the GOAT and Dave Chappelle, Colin Quinn, Corey Holcomb & all fefail comedians are the WOAT's😂😂😂😂