@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 but he’s actually a great manager and considered the best coach in the world by Pep which surprises me but yeah still a very good manager
@@oranges866 I was just more thinking because he's always going on about him + a lot of people say "look at the xG" etc. I'd be curious to see what he does with a better squad (or at least better forwards).
Football hipsters are the kind of guys who pick the Bolivian national team on FIFA and spend 35 minutes developing the perfect tactics to defeat you, who simply just picked Real Madrid.
@FIFA07Pro u must be a plastic urself if u think multiple league title wins, both fa and league cup wins aswell as being an established 1st tier side for probably 90 percent of our existence is no impressive history. im sorry we cant all support man u or real like u probably do. and before u say im plastic im from manchester and its my families team so thats y i support city
@FIFA07Pro Oh really? Is that why half of Barcelona and Real Madrid's fanbase in the 2010s were just Messi and Ronaldo fanboys who'll probably stop supporting those clubs when they retire. Funny how Juventus' fanbase increased ten fold as soon as Ronaldo joined. And now a 13 year old on twitter will tell you they've been supporting the old lady since the days of Baggio. The hypocrisy of people to target fans of clubs like Chelsea, City and PSG when the most amount of plastic fans and glory hunters come from the so called established clubs like United, Barcelona, Liverpool and Real. Mention the word history one more time and I'll rip your head off. To people like you History means winning the biggest trophies in the past which is absolutely not true. History can be made fighting a relegation battle in League two. Your attitude is borderline elitist cause you don't want any other clubs to emerge as superpowers and disturb your established status quo. I'm a Chelsea fan who's supported the club since I was 8. I know extensively about the history of the club from the days of Peter Osgood and Jimmy Greaves. I have been with the club through highs and lows and will continue to do so until my final days. When I have kids, I'll raise them as Chelsea fans and if they don't want that I'll disown them and get new ones. Just because I wasn't there before the big money takeover doesn't mean I'm not a real fan. I'm a blue to the core and you cant take that away from me or anyone else of my ilk.
You should check out hitc sevens "7 team mates who genuinely hated each other" and watch the beginning Alfie has dissed the Irish guy on a lot of occasions even though it was subtle most of the time hahahah
“I clearly remember Marcus Rashford bartering a hat trick against Southend United’s under 8’s back in the 2000’s. It was CLEAR he would be in the first team one day.” “Why were you watching 8 year ol-“ “SHUSH! I DISCOVERED RASHFORD”
@@suhaylmirza884 I know this is a joke but theyre literally a minute long and he does them to avoid getting dumb comments saying that he missed a player but they dont fit the criteria
@@suhaylmirza884 hello and welcome to HITC Sevens. Today we are going to be looking at the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history. Goals from the old First Division will not be counted, only those that were scored in the Premier League era from 1992 to modern day 2021. Players who do not appear in this list, such as Harry Kane and Jermain Defoe, were not included because they are not one of the top 7 goal scorers in Premier League history. I forgot to mention when I say Premier League I am referring to the men's senior game not the women's senior game, although I might save that for a future video. Without further ado let's get to the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history. Then he goes to the list and spends about 2 whole minutes on each player whereas James and Irish Guy take about 30 seconds. This isn't a diss btw so don't any of you fanboys be triggered it's just a kind of funny comment
I remember watching raheem sterling score 4 goals against Southend United in the F.A youth Cup for Liverpool in 2011 when he was only 16 years old. I knew he was going to become a superstar that day.
I thought that rat was going to win a Ballon d'Or for us, was begging Dalglish to play him, and even Tony Silva, couldn't be worse than stewart downing
@@Gabrielm624 Which one? Argentina haven't won anything since 93! England have been waiting since 66! At which Euros or World Cup would a joined Yugoslav team have been outright favourites/guaranteed winners? - There's too many Top Teams in International Football for any guarantees - The Magnificent Magyars never won the World Cup despite being easily the best team in the World at the time! It's also a Cup Competition not a League where Luck plays a huge role.... Greece won the Euros in 2004 on the back of a highly structured defence and ZERO World Class players! The Netherlands have been World Cup finalists on three occasions and never won it! France somehow managed to lose to a CR7 less Portugal who stunk out the group stages in 2018! Would Czechoslovakia have beaten Germany in 96 had the Czech Rep and Slovakia stayed together?
“I remember watching a 16 year old Jamie Vardy at Stockbridge Park Steels. I knew he would win the Premier League Golden boot one day. Oh I just knew it.”
As a real St. Pauli fan I can confirm that there are way too many "event fans" in our club and also in the stadium on matchdays. With those event fans are also some fans who use the club as an political symbol, of course we are a kind of political club but it's still about the sports 😐
Started supporting Forest Green Rovers back in 2004 when I got a demo of Championship Manager - they were conference, semi pro minnows who always battled against the drop. Today, they are the world's first carbon neutral, vegan, anti gambling and green power club. While I am enjoying seeing the club progress, I have noticed a large influx of supporters in recent years - potentially as a result of the progressive ethos of the owner.
When i saw the football hipsters title , i knew there had to be a mention of Bielsa or Potter. One of the most bizarre yet interesting HITC video i have seen
I remember watching Dele Alli play against Cambridge united about two years before he joined spurs, he was literally running rings round everyone else😂😂
I would rather be a football hipstar than those people on twitter and youtube who only watch a certain league and then comment on players from other leagues and deny football has been played for over 100 years. 100 percent no doubt
Though I agree I will say watching football in other countries and lower levels once in a while can give you a different perspective and appreciate the sport more,
Balkan Edition: Far Right: CSKA Sofia Far Right: Crevna Zvezda Far Right: FC Sarajevo Far Right: PAOK Far Right: Galatasaray,Besiktas Far Right: Dinamo Zagreb Progressives(kinda cringe ngl): Fenerbahce,Lokomotiv Plovdiv,Maribor
At the risk of becoming the stereotype, I think he called him a raumdeuter. It’s a German word that translates roughly as “forward who plays like Thomas Mueller.”
Speaking of manager of the month, Have you seen xabi alonso?? he's the true form of what a manager should be, Pep should watch out if spain needs a new manager because his football tactics are just unreal.
I asked a Guy what his favourite football club in england, and he said Aston Villa because of their history and then I asked him what his favorite player is and he couldn’t name ONE player 🤣🤦🏼♂️
It's like that meme where a reporter asked a guy who his favorite team was and he said Celtic, she asked him to name his favorite player and he said: "Um, the one in the Green and white shorts"
As a neophyte Sankt Pauli follower and owner of Inverting the Pyramid i have to say ...fair play, you got me. I will console myself by watching a touching UA-cam doc about the Superga disaster and its consequences.
I feel like this entire video was made from his personal experience with alfie
😂😂😂😂
I would not be surprised.
They dont interact tho,
@@nabri-nfg3262 how do you know?
@@ClassG7 bc alfie said it many times,
What his q&a's
I saw the words “football hipster” and thought it was gonna be a 10 minute rant about graham potter 😂
Don't forget Marcelo Bielsa
Same 😂
@@juliolleshi751 u master bucks supporter hello and easter
heeey, I like Potter xD But then again I`m Swedish and knew about him since 2014 :3
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 but he’s actually a great manager and considered the best coach in the world by Pep which surprises me but yeah still a very good manager
when i saw "football hipsters" in the title, i thought he was going to rant about brentford for 10 minutes straight.
Same
Or Brighton/Graham Potter, he did get it in just expected more
@@sweets7779 i understand the hype behind potter but the brighton squad is rather shite.
@@oranges866 I was just more thinking because he's always going on about him + a lot of people say "look at the xG" etc. I'd be curious to see what he does with a better squad (or at least better forwards).
@@oranges866 they're just meh. He needs a bigger club with a lethal striker
Football hipsters are the kind of guys who pick the Bolivian national team on FIFA and spend 35 minutes developing the perfect tactics to defeat you, who simply just picked Real Madrid.
Then you thump them 6-0 and they’ll say the game is scripted.
@FIFA07Pro United and Real Madrid have more glory hunters, why you only targeting City and PSG?
I only ever pick teams like Bolivia and India just for the trolls
If I win well, you’re getting mocked for the next week
@FIFA07Pro u must be a plastic urself if u think multiple league title wins, both fa and league cup wins aswell as being an established 1st tier side for probably 90 percent of our existence is no impressive history. im sorry we cant all support man u or real like u probably do. and before u say im plastic im from manchester and its my families team so thats y i support city
@FIFA07Pro Oh really? Is that why half of Barcelona and Real Madrid's fanbase in the 2010s were just Messi and Ronaldo fanboys who'll probably stop supporting those clubs when they retire. Funny how Juventus' fanbase increased ten fold as soon as Ronaldo joined. And now a 13 year old on twitter will tell you they've been supporting the old lady since the days of Baggio.
The hypocrisy of people to target fans of clubs like Chelsea, City and PSG when the most amount of plastic fans and glory hunters come from the so called established clubs like United, Barcelona, Liverpool and Real.
Mention the word history one more time and I'll rip your head off. To people like you History means winning the biggest trophies in the past which is absolutely not true. History can be made fighting a relegation battle in League two. Your attitude is borderline elitist cause you don't want any other clubs to emerge as superpowers and disturb your established status quo. I'm a Chelsea fan who's supported the club since I was 8. I know extensively about the history of the club from the days of Peter Osgood and Jimmy Greaves. I have been with the club through highs and lows and will continue to do so until my final days. When I have kids, I'll raise them as Chelsea fans and if they don't want that I'll disown them and get new ones. Just because I wasn't there before the big money takeover doesn't mean I'm not a real fan. I'm a blue to the core and you cant take that away from me or anyone else of my ilk.
I feel like football hipsters live in Irish Guy’s head rent-free
they do duh
True
@@razerow3391 who pissed you off this morning?
@Teodor Aleksandrov ignore that prik bro
Stan Collymore 2.0
Hitc sevens needs to clap back with a diss track for this violation
You should check out hitc sevens "7 team mates who genuinely hated each other" and watch the beginning
Alfie has dissed the Irish guy on a lot of occasions even though it was subtle most of the time hahahah
Alfie often mocks the Irish guy lol
Honestly need the Irish guy and Alfie to have a boxing match 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
I think irish guy should make a paul mcshane disstrack first though
This is definitely one of the most bizarre yet interesting hitc sport videos
What about the WAGs video
@@saichayank where did the wags video go, i cant find it
@Abhirup Nath lmao it must have been recent because i saw it like a couple weeks ago 😂 the irish guy doing the right thing
They should consider doing more of these spin offs
Must depend on your sense of humour because this was the funniest thing i've watched in a long time.
This is the start of a civil war between HITC Sport and HITC Sevens
“I clearly remember Marcus Rashford bartering a hat trick against Southend United’s under 8’s back in the 2000’s. It was CLEAR he would be in the first team one day.”
“Why were you watching 8 year ol-“
“SHUSH! I DISCOVERED RASHFORD”
Nonce ALERT NONCE ALERT
Should you have shared a prison cell with Adam Johnson?
From the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be a St. Pauli origin stories
I would love that fr
@@SG5002. init
@@morgantodd8445 init
@@arsenalfan9213 init
same
"Parejo is the best midfielder in Spain'
he is pretty good
@Abhirup Nath he said parejo is good not the best
@Abhirup Nath you have to be pretty dumb to think a captain of a champions league side is bad well he used to be
@Abhirup Nath he is good...
honestly he is up there and I'm not a hipster
We need Alfie to react to this video 😂
He can probably squeeze it in. He has 3 hour intros
@@suhaylmirza884 I know this is a joke but theyre literally a minute long and he does them to avoid getting dumb comments saying that he missed a player but they dont fit the criteria
@@suhaylmirza884 hello and welcome to HITC Sevens. Today we are going to be looking at the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history. Goals from the old First Division will not be counted, only those that were scored in the Premier League era from 1992 to modern day 2021. Players who do not appear in this list, such as Harry Kane and Jermain Defoe, were not included because they are not one of the top 7 goal scorers in Premier League history. I forgot to mention when I say Premier League I am referring to the men's senior game not the women's senior game, although I might save that for a future video. Without further ado let's get to the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history.
Then he goes to the list and spends about 2 whole minutes on each player whereas James and Irish Guy take about 30 seconds.
This isn't a diss btw so don't any of you fanboys be triggered it's just a kind of funny comment
@@iryaniedit2317 I fully agree. I personally find the Irish guy the most entertaining out of most football UA-camrs
@@iryaniedit2317 Alfie seems to be informant while Irish guy and James are here to entertain us
Both of them are amazing at what they do
"So what are you listening to then?"
"Statman Dave"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came looking for this comment.
Thanks for not letting me down.
Me too
That guy is just a man u fanboy who thought Timo Werner could be the next Thierry Henry
Half of his fanbase think he can be the next Klopp and could do a better job at being Man u manager than Ole.
@@titythomas3833 He actually works for the Man U scouting team.... The real hipsters are TIFO football (The Athletic)
I remember watching raheem sterling score 4 goals against Southend United in the F.A youth Cup for Liverpool in 2011 when he was only 16 years old. I knew he was going to become a superstar that day.
I thought that rat was going to win a Ballon d'Or for us, was begging Dalglish to play him, and even Tony Silva, couldn't be worse than stewart downing
Apart from the fact that sterling played his youth team football for QPR I see nothing wrong here
@@niallfoody97 Was at Liverpool since 15, Don't try to be smart here donny.
@@niallfoody97 donny you’re not hipster enough
The HITC Sevens and chill part😭😭😭
I literally cried laughing 😂
As a Serbian, that part about Yugoslavia team that never was hit differently
Da Brate, I wish we stayed together because we would’ve won at least 1 major tournament by now, Croatian here😔
@@Gabrielm624 Which one? Argentina haven't won anything since 93! England have been waiting since 66! At which Euros or World Cup would a joined Yugoslav team have been outright favourites/guaranteed winners?
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There's too many Top Teams in International Football for any guarantees - The Magnificent Magyars never won the World Cup despite being easily the best team in the World at the time!
It's also a Cup Competition not a League where Luck plays a huge role....
Greece won the Euros in 2004 on the back of a highly structured defence and ZERO World Class players!
The Netherlands have been World Cup finalists on three occasions and never won it!
France somehow managed to lose to a CR7 less Portugal who stunk out the group stages in 2018!
Would Czechoslovakia have beaten Germany in 96 had the Czech Rep and Slovakia stayed together?
@@franohmsford7548 Cry.
@@luanhatyoutube he’s not really wrong tho. But any yugoslav team would definitely be incredible.
Didn't CheckoSlovakia finish runner up one year?
“I remember watching a 16 year old Jamie Vardy at Stockbridge Park Steels. I knew he would win the Premier League Golden boot one day. Oh I just knew it.”
5:20 the most ambitious crossover
What is this, a crossover episode?
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643ahaha Bojack reference
The hipster guy should feature regularly on this channel we love him.
7:35 "Larrow Nens" 😭😭😂
some collabs we need in the future:
Goldbridge and Irish guy
No trim niran (FNG) and the Irish guy
Fng and Irish guy would be a world class video duo.
@@TheEndlessBlade00 No Trim Nigerian and Irish Milk Bath Man
yes,we need it.
As a football hipster I can confirm this is 100% accurate
me too
When i saw the words "FOOTBALL HIPSTERS" I Immediatley thought of Alfie 😂😂😂😂
9:22 I was waiting the whole video for this man
I felt it when he said Orlando pirates and Kaizer Chiefs derby.
SA fan
Time stamp?
This is my favorite HITC video yet 😂
Wait, The Irish Guy knows about the Soweto Derby. This man went deep for this video.
I knew about it I just didn’t know it was called that.
😂 The blood thirsty derby
It's not as good/important as it was 6 years ago
Probably just nicked Alfie from HITC Sevens' notes
Glad to see the Soweto Derby get some recognition 😂🔥
We did it lads😂😂
Let's go boys
Oh yhini iBakajuju 👌🏿
Pirates!!!
@@mikhailkunneke chiefs!
"I saw him at Mokawloon, he was scoring 30 goals a season"
Oooh football hipster video, can't wait for Graham Potter to be mentioned 300 times
Or Brentford
Or Thomas Frank
Or Marcelo Bielsa
Or Roy Keane
Or Expected Goals
I accidentaly found St. Pauli playing Fifa 18, and now i start every career mode with them
I like this new type of video. Now we have the football rants, the “every premier league club’s...”, the football origins, and this.
The Soweto Derby is vibes man
Up the bucs💀
Sundowns are better, I managed them on football manager once. Lol
@@ManchesterBlue1894 Sundowns are the South African version of Man City interms of squad depth and money
@@phistoltv5196 😂yes
@@phistoltv5196 well of coure a city fan would like them then lmao
G. Potter will take a bashing in this video Again🤣🤣🤣
He's not even a hipster I never understand that. Like because he isn't a bore
@@felixsoheili1154 potter is not the hipster but the fans who praise him (in the context of this joke)
As a real St. Pauli fan I can confirm that there are way too many "event fans" in our club and also in the stadium on matchdays. With those event fans are also some fans who use the club as an political symbol, of course we are a kind of political club but it's still about the sports 😐
8:16
The Bielsa crouch 😂😂😂
I am from Serbia and I was very surprised when you mentioned the Yugoslav national team
Also nice Bosnian National team jersey
"Mana and Sade" (4:38)
"Larrow Nens" (7:35)
I feel like those were intentional
Context?
@@850thameem7 There are timestamps attached? Just use those, you hear Michael say it
Behind closed games door
@@LazarouDave do you know what context means?
@@DustySmith1 Yes, the context is contained within those timestamps...
Omg! This is one of your best videos! Made me laugh so hard, loved HITC 7 and chill 🤣
"CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HITC SEVENS AND CHILL" MAN IM DYINGGGGGG
The Catfish and the bottlemen 😂😂😂 that pretty much does sum up these kind of people
I Just love whenever the Irish guy mentions and references Alfie in his videos😂😂
Wanna see a rap battle between the two👌👌👌
I think this might be my favorite Irish guy video of all time tbh
Feels like a new series just because there’s new backgrounds instead of a stone wall and the outside skirts of Newcastle
“Way too mainstream”
Rocks up in a retro Brazil shirt😂😂
Love this style of content!
This is officially my favorite hitc sport video
Started supporting Forest Green Rovers back in 2004 when I got a demo of Championship Manager - they were conference, semi pro minnows who always battled against the drop. Today, they are the world's first carbon neutral, vegan, anti gambling and green power club. While I am enjoying seeing the club progress, I have noticed a large influx of supporters in recent years - potentially as a result of the progressive ethos of the owner.
When i saw the football hipsters title , i knew there had to be a mention of Bielsa or Potter. One of the most bizarre yet interesting HITC video i have seen
Truly appreciate the earlier upload times 2am is perfect for America
Normal upload time, it was just temporarily later due to daylight savings times
@@vaporterra ahhhh makes sense
Potter reminds me of a rich kids that left his parents house, used to driving a Mercedes and now has to learn how to drive a Toyota..
Most accurate description of a Timbers fan I've ever seen
As a Sounders fan, yes they are the most disturbing fans ever!
So this is just a 10 minute call-out video of HITC Sevens 😂
Irish guy has established himself as the The filthy frank of Football UA-cam!!
yeah they both give off the same energy
The dark souls of football
Irish Guy really doesn't like Alfie does he.
HITC: CIVIL WAR
I remember watching Dele Alli play against Cambridge united about two years before he joined spurs, he was literally running rings round everyone else😂😂
6:52 Fun Fact: The band Kaizer Chiefs named themselves after the football club due to their love for Lucas Radebe.
This is the funniest intro I've seen on Football youtube in years 😂😂😂😂😂
This is probably my favourite Irish guy video of all time
I would rather be a football hipstar than those people on twitter and youtube who only watch a certain league and then comment on players from other leagues and deny football has been played for over 100 years. 100 percent no doubt
Most of us exist in a healthy medium between those two ridiculous points of view
Lol he said Ellen page when any hipster would know it’s Elliot page now
Aye because not being a transphobe is hipster
This has to be inducted in the HITC hall of fame, too funny and true 😂😂
Chris Hamill is *shaking* rn
The Jared Leto part had me dying ! God damn that was hilarious !
Though I agree I will say watching football in other countries and lower levels once in a while can give you a different perspective and appreciate the sport more,
When I saw the title I immediately knew there would be at least 1 Graham Potter reference.
I always come back to pay my respects to this masterpiece
This video felt like a massive diss on Alfie hahaha
This seems like a Jreg video,I love it.
Ah Yes football political compass
Commie-livorno
Fascist-lazio
Ancom- st pauli
Ancap- Newcastle United
Is this a crossover event?
Oh no. This can't be happening, someone mentioned jreg under a HITC video. Never could anyone have predicted this
@@AvrilAlvarez this alliance is more cursed than the unholy union of centre left and centre right
Balkan Edition:
Far Right: CSKA Sofia
Far Right: Crevna Zvezda
Far Right: FC Sarajevo
Far Right: PAOK
Far Right: Galatasaray,Besiktas
Far Right: Dinamo Zagreb
Progressives(kinda cringe ngl): Fenerbahce,Lokomotiv Plovdiv,Maribor
Spent the entire video trying to figure out where to get that St Pauli Handball shirt. 😂
The 2003 Korean FA cup was actually contested between Jeonbuk Hyundai and Jeonnam Dragons
"Thomas Muller is my Granddaughter"
At the risk of becoming the stereotype, I think he called him a raumdeuter. It’s a German word that translates roughly as “forward who plays like Thomas Mueller.”
I’m just now understanding that the Irish guys problem with football hipsters is based on Alfie from HITC sevens 😂
Lol Alfie is always giving us some long long old videos about somethings we prolly don’t care about😅
They haven't met each other face to face
Football Daily
As a fan of the Irish guy I’ve been looking forward to this video for a very long time.
This is just a 10 minute roast of Alfie
“God! I hope no goals spoil this game”
Every dislike is a football hipster who thinks football daily is better than this channel
Football hipsters watvh sevens an not fD
Wont lie whenever i have a bad day the irish guys content always makes me laugh
Day 20: Every team's player who was on fire outside of England but is now flopping in the Prem
That dig at hitc sevens is absolutely amazing and necessary
Happy Easter 🎉 everyone 🇳🇬
Happy Easter mate
Happy Easter Daniel !
Happy Easter 🐣
@@camerondownes5711 same bro
"We look at the game through a very larrow nense" -Irish Guy, 2021
6:45 the normal football fan has his book upside down 😂
You forget the 'False 1'. The player is played in goal but his main duty is to create space for the trequartista centre-back, so that he can flourish.
Speaking of manager of the month, Have you seen xabi alonso?? he's the true form of what a manager should be, Pep should watch out if spain needs a new manager because his football tactics are just unreal.
I never knew i needed this until now. Thank you
He is so hipster he took st. Paulis handball shirt indstead of the football shirt.
have to applaud the amount effort going into the videos
They also religiously watch Copa90 stories on UA-cam, and tune in with Hector Bellerin's latest environment conservation project
This is the content I’ve subscribed for. This is it.
I asked a Guy what his favourite football club in england, and he said Aston Villa because of their history and then I asked him what his favorite player is and he couldn’t name ONE player 🤣🤦🏼♂️
Christ above, he couldn't even mention Grealish? He really bottled it there. Just like Spurs in the Europa League the other night.
It's like that meme where a reporter asked a guy who his favorite team was and he said Celtic, she asked him to name his favorite player and he said: "Um, the one in the Green and white shorts"
One of the best vids on this channel.
4:39 Did you just say Manah and Sale 😂
I thought of Alfie first thing I saw the thumbnail! Also, sick jerseys from The Irish Guy!
Went through a whole hipster video without mentioning Chris Hammill, wow
As a neophyte Sankt Pauli follower and owner of Inverting the Pyramid i have to say ...fair play, you got me. I will console myself by watching a touching UA-cam doc about the Superga disaster and its consequences.
6:51 The Soweto derby is somewhat interesting to be fair, Cheifs seem to do the business more than Pirates
Don't talk nonsense. Bucs are better. Just lost the last one.
@@alexa5675 😭😭
I was waiting for the Potter joke, I'm glad it was kept to the end great stuff
This video is at an another level
Great vid, one of my favs so far