30 Military roles described in 1 sentence
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- Опубліковано 23 лис 2023
- Welcome to 30 military roles described in 1 sentence. This includes, the Airforce, army, Navy, Marines, and even the other ones that people forget.
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i thought infantry, would just be "i can totally read, this says energy drink"
I like that one, I might have to use it.
Phrase acquired
As a former 68W, your spot on medics is 100% accurate. I spent more time giving privates saline and potassium for hangovers than I ever did patching actual injuries.
Dang I always thought being a military medic was the most gruesome job in existance
it is when you are actually at war, there's a lot of gopro videos from Ukrainian medics treating wounds that look straight from horror movies @@user-iq3tm6pw6u
Ibuprofen and change your socks
@@user-iq3tm6pw6u In times of war i guess
@@user-iq3tm6pw6uit is and it isn't
That is the best description for combat engineer I've ever seen and I've been doing it for a couple years now😂
Agreed. Tape on tape and P for plenty.
“I solve problems. Not problem like “what is beauty” because that falls under your preview of philosophy. I solve practical problems.”
Engineers clear the way.
my man 🤝
r/redneck engineering
That Delta Force one was too accurate. Lotta people don't realize how insane those guys are, they're the closest thing to literal super soldiers that I can think of.
Everyone remembers that one Navy Seal copypasta and they get the spotlight in all the media, but in all honestly Delta Force are the true elites at stacking bodies
@@warlynx5644 The less you know about a unit, the scarier it is.
@@warlynx5644that's the thing tho, they let the Seals take the spotlight so ppl stop asking about what else is running around.
Meanwhile the guys most don't know about are waist deep in bodies
Seals enjoy the spot light, you can tell by the amount of books they wrote, the podcasts they run and have been to.
Yeah, and they're highly skilled in civil-military stuff too as they have a lot more unconventional operations than Navy SEALs. Delta can really do it all, even without military uniforms.
as a 68w (army combat medic) what they said is 100% correct most of my job is driving people to dentist appointment's.
I felt attacked and I'm a corpsman with marines 😂
I too feel very called out by the medic portion. Though for my guys, im more like a babysitter with feel good candy.
@@deiongoldsmith515 I'm a former 68W and I respect the hell out of any corpsman! You guys are badass
"Introducing the Scariest stand up comedians you'll ever meet" LOL! Thats one way to describe a Drill Sargent. As for the Engineers, as Dell Conagher once said "I solve practical problems". As it turns out, Duct Tape and C4 are very good as solving practical problems.
You can fix anything with duct tape and C4, assuming you got enough of each
I don't wanna be that guy but I gotta be that guy cause your spelling might get you canceled by mistake. Dell Conagher*
"And if that dont work, use more gun"
@@mutedtea4201”Like this heavy tripod little number designed bah me, built bah me
And you best hope
Not pointed at you”
As an ex-AF brat, I can confirm that it was an absolute travesty whenever my 8oz filet mignon was cooked medium instead of medium rare. Come to think of it, it still is.
As a human with functioning taste buds, cooking a steak any more than medium rare should be considered a crime against humanity.
The horror…the horror
Ok ok... as a former Airman, I'd just like to point out that it isn't the lack of Beluga Caviar that brings true pain and suffering, but the Snow King Crab legs and when our endless supply of them runs out. I had never felt such sorry nor heartache during that time frame.
one time our DFAC in basic ran out of maple syrup that hurt more then being shot
@@wyattlewis7137 Y'all get maple syrup? The fuck? We got table syrup, literally unflavored sugar water.
@@Meloncholiacyknow I always denied that we’d get turkey dinner in BMT
…until I got a turkey dinner in BMT 😂
@@firebreatherstudios448 We got a turkey dinner...and pie. We paid for the pie. So good we all tasted it twice.
@@Meloncholiac I remember the pie too LMAO. You could get some from the snake pit if you were brave enough 😂 It was so good
Pretty accurate for the tanker, it's my 10 million dollar war machine and I'll take it where I want
USMC Amphibious Assault Battalions: We have an estimated 95% casualty rate in any modern war, but thats okay, because we're more fanatical and suicidal than Warhammer 40k's Death Korps of Krieg
underrated comment
For the Emper....I mean America!
Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.
Holding out hope brother you get to the fabled land of 69 likes.
Radar operator: "yes, the earphone I'm wearing is in fact playing a vtuber stream"
Based on personal experience as a radar operator in the Greek army (mandatory service but still lmao)
*"HQ, WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE 2023 HOLOFES OVER COMMS?!?"*
Yeah in the Canadian Navy we just listen to radio on our watches.
@@notanaveragedoktah8390 as a EU bro, the night shifts was the only time in my life I was able to consistently catch late night streams. I don't miss being there but it had its perks.
Non US veteran is actually kinda rare on English Internet.
@@carved6749
Almost all greek males have served (99%) so no
Greeks don't exclaim "I SeRvED iN Teh MilTtaRY"
"We don't just fix things with duct tape, we also fix things with C4" I have never heard a more true statement about engineers in my life
I was expecting Marines to be "There is nobody on earth more homosexual than a straight marine." or "Most likely people to suggest strip poker at a social gathering "
Sure, sure, but the say gex and poker WILL wait until the Crayola MREs have been distributed.
This is not a threat, this is SOP. Ask me what happens if we have to breach doors to get this done.
There is very big sexual tension there...but who has it bigger...air force and navy
strip poker at a social gathering of only dudes*
Now I know my calling in life is to be a combat engineer. ❤😂
It's a good job. Build stuff and break stuff. Sometimes very, very kinetically.
bro combat engineers get the worst part, after the recon teams
"Sappers lead the way"
@@maxaudet5177 all the way.
That's the job I'm going for when I enlist
Balam Industries sponsored field trip.
It ain't a proper field trip without G13 somehow ruining it for commander Michigan.
"Private Knob, bring out that fancy new Explosive our local Allies put together!"
"What? You didn't bring it?"
ac pilots spotted
The submariner one cracked me up
I can't imagine a worse hell than being in a high stress situation with no sunlight and bad food
I easily saw the bomb tech joke coming from a mile away and it STILL caught me off guard
What joke? That's just a fact.
it blew me away
The joke at the end with the Marines was funny, and yet has me confused. Props for the hilarious content and the fun facts that come with it.
The joke is that Army is stupid, but smart enough to know you're supposed to write with crayons, but the Marines are so stupid that they'll eat them.
@@Cru128 That makes sense. Thanks for the reply
The Marine Corps is staffed entirely by Titan mains in Destiny 2.
The medic and patching up bullet wounds as a school nurse being quite the same in the USA...damn what a burn.
oh...
Clever
Almost like the acid burns in other parts of the world.
The one joke
That's a big simplification of the duties of a 68W. I get the joke though lol. Most of the time it isn't even bad. A rash here, an IV there, some Ibuprofen here. You do get some leeway when talking to other soldiers due to being a medic. I always hear good things from other veterans when I tell them I was a 68W. They look relieved and often say, "I appreciate you doc". It's nice to see someone relax with just a few words.
Marine vet here. I always cackle at the crayon joke to this day
You forgot the "I have cancer" for the gunship crew
The breakdance at the end was flaming hot. And also airman, sailor, marine aren't roles or MOS, theyre just how you call folks in each branch.
the Australian Defence Force does have a role called the "Navy Sailor", this is probably the role they were referring to as Swag is Australian
I think the point was to show that the description is applicable to everyone across the entire branch, not individual MOSs.
As an Analyst in in-game conflicts, I can tell the enemy locations and roles as I have a relationship with their mothers
"Freedom rings everyday when you have military grade tinnitus." - Some 13 Bravo.
Nice to have TTS back
The fact that the intelligence analyst one is spot on is amazing
Navy SEALs should've been something like "When I'm done, I'm going to write a book about this, and some of it will even be true!"
Anyone else think the Space Force should have been called the Galactic Marines instead? Best clone trooper division ever.
I'm still salty they don't use Navy rank names.
You forgot that signal soldiers get to hang out in the warm tent with the commo equipment😂
Only downside is that you’ll sometimes spend 15 mins figuring out if your radio is configured wrong or the mouthbreather on the other end doesn’t know how to key a hand mic
Love how Airgun crew and Recruiter has the exact same sentence yet a complete opposite meanings
Been a while since I came back to the channel I’m glad to see the TTS is back and this video was hilarious
TTS is for every video but the News because apparently the TTS was messing with their monetization for those videos
@@K..C that’s unfortunate. I liked the TTS a lot for the news
Thanks i needed this video Now i can join the military 👍
As an Intelligence Analyst I feel offended, but you are correct
as a combat engineer can confirm
Engineers up! Erah
Combat engineers: Who you call when you want infrastructure to be there or stop being there in short order.
Submariner: "I haven't seen sunlight in three weeks"
Me: oh, so your boat's in port, then?
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This is incredibly accurate
omg BF1 OST over bush BREAKDANCING = best outro ever #swag
I just comment to support this amazing channel 🗿thank you for the real news
Uncle Swag back with more Togo voice!
Whoop whoop
Listens to paratrooper sentence.
(Sharkies flashbacks intensify)
Vickie's and secrets.
@@koulikov4163 Ahhh good times
the delta force one was unbelievably accurate
There are no lies in this video.
Dying at the paratrooper description... it's too true😂
You got intel spot on lol.
I wouldn't say that combat medics have more experience treating bullet wounds than school nurses 🙃
cyptological technicians: "we do all the work intelligence specialists get the credit for"
part 2 when, I want to see another 30 roles get described
Wait a minute, the submarine footage is of a crews last moments before sinking, it was an indonesian crew and they were singing their last goodbyes, i remember hearing that
😂 BRILLIANT 😊 I am subscribing!
Lol @ 19D. Toc, we have 10 enemy troops walking west of trp3 carrying.. wait one. Toc, correction, we have 3 enemy troops in cover, west of trp3.
That Navy SEALs/Delta Force combo is 😚🤌
My Grandfather was a chef and medic in ww2 , so was my great grandfather in ww1 aswell
Loggies: we're always insulted, but only once by each FNG
Please do Combat Camera in the next one please!
I thought combat engineer will say "We are gaming"
Imma need an explaination for the Coast Guard one.
What the hell. I just wanted to take a nap. Why did I had to update my sub feed?
Guess I'll stay awake a little longer
This is amazing 😂
The part about the medics made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂
“I can't wait to eat crayons." 💀
the medic joke was awesome!
This is the most accurate shit ever
RTO/Radioman: “Yeah, I’m actually talking on it right now. It’s kind of like an iPhone, except it weighs thirty pounds, it has an antenna that sticks up and attracts sniper fire, and the only number I can call is for artillery…What? Yes, of course I want a fire mission.”
Googles- do space force guardians get space guns?
Had to google "spaceforce guardians" just because I found the name so unbelievable.
What is a lineup Larry?
As an arty brat and avid valorant player ultimate lineup Larry does describe 11C/0341 pretty damn good
This was definitely made by a Cav Scout, lol
this hella accurate
Could someone tell more about the Coast guardsman?
Master Breacher: Lemme in
Former friend of mines father was land and sea mine defuser
I like how for medic they said "slightly more knowledge" fucked up and funny at the same time
Air force Technician: "fixing stuff that can't be fix mid flights, see you in thr pool"
sorry what was that about the coast guard?
As a junior sailor, that sailor synopsis is... Pretty accurate.
1:10 😂 hartman
Right on the money
Since im not into military and knows almost nothing
I wonder for example if i was a sniper, can i also become a medic too?
We subbies be eating good some days that’s for sure
Great
YOOOOOO as ATC seperating within 30 days that shit is so true. I am going from an E-5 to a GS13 job at the same location and literally doubling my salary for less responsibility >.>
"pain"
Coast Guard: Water is wet!
Describes 19D pretty well
Tanker: I learned my job from war thunder
Signals is the most accurate thing ever. Ow
You forgot to add in the gunship crew that their lungs are screwed
What about the military band?
"Yes, we are like a school band." Best i can come up with.
What was that about the coast guard?
Crayons do be hittin
The marine one is so scary accurate
The Drone 😂😂😂
Ahh yesss, but you forgot the Combat Controller
That fella at 2:22 must spend a sh*tload of cash at the dentist.
Coast Guard acknowledged 😅😅👍
0:32 is that a jab at UNRWA?
aw RIP Armoury and Wep Techs