♪ Carrot For A Cock

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  • @brettg.2405
    @brettg.2405 6 років тому +989

    "He'll make you moan, he's organically grown"

  • @RosseRue
    @RosseRue 5 років тому +1049

    "You'll remember this December when you dream of his member."
    You can hear him trying not to laugh😂

    • @samfish90212
      @samfish90212 4 роки тому +22

      It was the same way for the milkman song.

    • @connertaft6332
      @connertaft6332 2 роки тому +10

      The whole song you can hear him try not to laugh

  • @mithren1358
    @mithren1358 7 років тому +627

    "Get down on your knees he’ll help you see in the dark" and "Hes just snowing you all of his loves" Are the best lines.

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 5 років тому +17

      Mithren what about “he’s cuming on you from above” ?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +1

      what does the first one mean ik its a play on words but how?

    • @mithren1358
      @mithren1358 4 роки тому +18

      Eating carrots are good for your vision

    • @Robottacked
      @Robottacked 4 роки тому +6

      My favorite is "he'll make you moan, he's organically grown"

    • @slug8039
      @slug8039 4 роки тому

      Wuft Chan carrots are good for eyesight. “Get down on your knees” as in you’re about to give a bj.

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate 4 роки тому +809

    When colleagues at work ask me what my favourite Christmas song is:
    “It’s... complicated.”

  • @oddy8489
    @oddy8489 9 років тому +4012

    I want whatever they're smoking over at YogCast.

    • @TheNelston
      @TheNelston 9 років тому +28

      Same here

    • @joecarm5383
      @joecarm5383 9 років тому +40

      +Riley L Both of you are like 10 lol

    • @sjipsdew
      @sjipsdew 9 років тому +9

      +Riley L YogCast?

    • @ftlcaptain2417
      @ftlcaptain2417 9 років тому +4

      Meth.

    • @branden142
      @branden142 9 років тому +19

      Yes, They have a personal meth lab in theyre rooms

  • @TheLordmep
    @TheLordmep 8 років тому +1599

    How many takes did they have to go through to sing with a straight face?

    • @andromadan1378
      @andromadan1378 8 років тому +9

      ikr

    • @espurrmeowstic
      @espurrmeowstic 6 років тому +15

      About 2 surprisingly

    • @damiak4732
      @damiak4732 6 років тому +3

      1 it's not even that funny

    • @tobyhamham7489
      @tobyhamham7489 6 років тому

      100000 I gess 😄⛄⛄

    • @lachlanmann4511
      @lachlanmann4511 6 років тому +33

      They didn't. There are parts of the song where Simon is clearly off key purely because he's stifling a laugh

  • @finbarhawkes
    @finbarhawkes 10 років тому +3897

    Oh dear god where he snowed on the little kids faces, I laughed wayyy too hard..

    • @nerdnerd8504
      @nerdnerd8504 10 років тому +124

      Yeah I lost it on that part. The face he made as he was..... coming down to ..... snow on them was also rather hilarious.

    • @adamharrington8814
      @adamharrington8814 10 років тому +8

      Hi finbar :)

    • @minerjhable
      @minerjhable 10 років тому +4

      Hi finbar

    • @flashdeeplays1128
      @flashdeeplays1128 10 років тому +29

      Yeah most innuendos in a song to date

    • @troutfoot1
      @troutfoot1 10 років тому +5

      Hi finbar cant wait for more science with Finbar lol

  • @nullgen
    @nullgen 5 років тому +2409

    Oh, my poor pure innocent young self.
    I had no idea what the dirtiness was, so I showed my aunt.
    *oh god*

  • @holychicken3592
    @holychicken3592 8 років тому +375

    "we looked at him in horror as he started to 'rise'"
    "he'll make you moan, he's organically grown"

  • @hannamadhatter
    @hannamadhatter 7 років тому +1637

    It's the time of year again where my mum glares at me for singing this song everywhere

  • @LiahariEren
    @LiahariEren 2 роки тому +473

    I refuse to beleive its been 7 years- I remmeber watching this live when it came out wtf. I was like 15 and now I'm 22. I'm having a crisis.
    At least this is still my top 5 Christmas songs snkabahs

    • @mylescasey8914
      @mylescasey8914 2 роки тому +6

      "Flies by too fast; enjoy it while it lasts" - wisdom of a 64yr old, courtesy of a 23yr old.

    • @comette1991
      @comette1991 2 роки тому +1

      almost died watching this again 7 years later

    • @docdragoon8095
      @docdragoon8095 2 роки тому +4

      Shout-out from a 23yo *fuck we're getting old*

    • @adrianp1725
      @adrianp1725 2 роки тому +2

      Yep, dont watch the Yogscast anymore, but still return to them every year.

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally Рік тому

      Almost 9 now :’)

  • @sselesUneeuQ
    @sselesUneeuQ 5 років тому +149

    "My dad saw it as a threat."
    I already know this kid's never heard their parents make the walls shake.

  • @lonelylemon858
    @lonelylemon858 8 років тому +753

    the scary thing is that this is actually a good song...

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw 8 років тому +4

      +Shaydosepixelgun3d Pixel gun girl But it is! It's just strange.

    • @tiptoppervga
      @tiptoppervga 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @axylotlarts6153
      @axylotlarts6153 8 років тому +10

      I was dying of laughter

  • @Sherlock5345
    @Sherlock5345 9 років тому +453

    'You'll remember this December when you dream of his member'
    Gets me every time, haha :'D

    • @jumbo811
      @jumbo811 9 років тому +3

      "The neighbours where upset and dad saw it as a threat" part really got me!

    • @jumbo811
      @jumbo811 9 років тому +1

      And when he says "He is packing more than just snow"

    • @Sherlock5345
      @Sherlock5345 9 років тому

      +Noah Baker Hahaha yeah :D

    • @notjurfferson4287
      @notjurfferson4287 9 років тому

      +Sherlock Watson-Holmes "He Has A Filthy Addiction For Veg On Veg Friction Behind The Bushes Down In The Park" Hee Hee

    • @Sherlock5345
      @Sherlock5345 9 років тому

      +JurassicShadow_ Lol, I love that bit haha

  • @mrfoodcart16
    @mrfoodcart16 8 років тому +670

    (Family reunion)
    So, what are you guys up to?
    John: I am working on a heart surgery programm that the world can profit from.
    Bob: I am working on an alternative method of transportation through cities.
    Lewis: I am working on a song where a snowman has a carrot for a cock.

  • @wyvernrock3041
    @wyvernrock3041 5 років тому +713

    Oh look it's 2019 Christmas time, still the best xmas song I've heard.

    • @Fireblaze40rblx
      @Fireblaze40rblx 5 років тому +5

      I honestly forgot this song existed until today....
      I heard it before but it was like when it released.

    • @gaytroglodyte9960
      @gaytroglodyte9960 4 роки тому +1

      I 100% agree

    • @biggobbo3364
      @biggobbo3364 4 роки тому +6

      Oh look it's July 2020 and I'm listening to this to ignore my problems

    • @ComradexChaos
      @ComradexChaos 4 роки тому +2

      It isn't even fucking christmas rn, but it's still good

    • @ComradexChaos
      @ComradexChaos 4 роки тому +2

      @@biggobbo3364 same

  • @spktr117
    @spktr117 8 років тому +644

    I'm going to admit, no matter how dirty this song is, the artwork is beautiful.

  • @devinpaige5018
    @devinpaige5018 8 років тому +1599

    he didnt have any snowballs

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate 8 років тому +885

    I would totally watch an animated series about the Yogscast members as kids living in a neighbourhood where weird things happen. I reckon it would be like a somewhat less racy South Park.

    • @Arachne790
      @Arachne790 8 років тому +29

      RedWolf Productions who wouldn't that shit would be beutiful maybe have new members if they get any as people who have moved into the street

    • @daimyopurgatory
      @daimyopurgatory 6 років тому +2

      Hatfilms would live together and Lewis and simon

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 років тому

      @@Arachne790 Oh I'm sure they'd get new members if ya know what I'm sayin

    • @Pseud0nymTXT
      @Pseud0nymTXT 5 років тому +3

      *more racy South Park

    • @onespicysauce6599
      @onespicysauce6599 5 років тому +2

      Klanner Cant Explain Lewis Simon and Dunc would all be next door neighbors

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 4 роки тому +120

    “Next time it snows, you will all know. He’s coming on you from above. He’s just snowing you all of his love.”
    Fucking hysterical.

  • @hkg1331
    @hkg1331 10 років тому +300

    I tried this... My parents weren't amused... I can't play my Xbox until New Years...

  • @JayXIsSad
    @JayXIsSad 10 років тому +1046

    Reminding you this channel isn't for children.

    • @CMQsChannel
      @CMQsChannel 10 років тому +15

      Well I slightly disagree in my opinion this is an example of how youtuber will dumb down their product to the wider audience by using lower grade humor.

    • @Seitnik
      @Seitnik 10 років тому +38

      Konch's Channel That's just another way of saying that kids these days know too much.

    • @anomie0xff
      @anomie0xff 10 років тому +4

      Quentin Boots exactly!

    • @ablanchi
      @ablanchi 10 років тому +13

      Konch's Channel Let me assure you, their humor was plenty dumbed down before their youtube took off ;)
      YOGPOD WHERE?!?!

    • @chimpaflimp
      @chimpaflimp 10 років тому +5

      Konch's Channel Go and listen to the YogPods, then watch Arthas Baby and Elephant Having a Wank.

  • @jimmojohn2961
    @jimmojohn2961 9 років тому +303

    Yep, its been about a year, and I still laugh uncontrollably at the part where he "snows" on the kids faces.

    • @Jordan-dr3wo
      @Jordan-dr3wo 9 років тому

      +jimm o' john Yes. I'm just gonna say it's snow because otherwise, I am grossed out snow...

    • @bluspy8544
      @bluspy8544 9 років тому +3

      "Snow" XD

    • @Slu5h3
      @Slu5h3 8 років тому

      +jimm o' john in the song it says cumming sooo

    • @Alex-xk1cl
      @Alex-xk1cl 8 років тому

      +Satomi chan your so stupid if you don't get what he ment

    • @Slu5h3
      @Slu5h3 8 років тому

      I get it don't worry

  • @leafygreens9168
    @leafygreens9168 5 років тому +163

    After many years, I realized how many adult jokes there are

  • @Waglington
    @Waglington 10 років тому +1928

    A group of fully grown adults making a comedy song and they get hate? They're grown ups and can clearly do what they want :3 Silly Sausages :3

    • @Waglington
      @Waglington 10 років тому +26

      Of all the places, this is not one I thought I would be recognised in xD

    • @georgiebunting6285
      @georgiebunting6285 10 років тому +6

      you cant escape... ;P

    • @joeyciscool
      @joeyciscool 10 років тому +1

      anyone going to sausage fest 2015

    • @d.mitchell3221
      @d.mitchell3221 10 років тому

      #Swaglington4Lyfe

    • @rexw2
      @rexw2 10 років тому +11

      YOURE A FOCKIN WIZARD HARRY

  • @Strausburg
    @Strausburg 10 років тому +498

    As soon as I saw the title I thought "I better watch this quick before they take it down".

    • @blakemcconahy5249
      @blakemcconahy5249 10 років тому +5

      I said the same thing for the elephant having a wank video but it's still up.

    • @sir.beefswaggerton9103
      @sir.beefswaggerton9103 10 років тому +2

      they had it in their stream today

    • @jermyligtelijn2949
      @jermyligtelijn2949 10 років тому +1

      Same xD

    • @VKOp1No3
      @VKOp1No3 10 років тому +3

      Well. It's on the internet now. >:D Here, it will stay.

    • @y337
      @y337 10 років тому +1

      :O new UA-cam strategy!!!!!!!

  • @daiin722
    @daiin722 8 років тому +708

    "Get on your knees to see in the dark"
    Oh god

    • @chrisrider2068
      @chrisrider2068 8 років тому +1

      MonsterChief

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 7 років тому +25

      "We looked on in surprise as it started to rise"

    • @unsung123
      @unsung123 6 років тому +5

      Yeah he gave him night vision goggles duh

    • @tobyhamham7489
      @tobyhamham7489 6 років тому +1

      idk ⛄⛄❄❄

    • @thevoid5967
      @thevoid5967 6 років тому +10

      @@unsung123 c a r r o t s I m p r o v e e y e s i g h t . . .

  • @SajinZero05
    @SajinZero05 2 роки тому +101

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2022!
    Still in a league of its own for holiday songs.

  • @themoistoyster3015
    @themoistoyster3015 10 років тому +595

    And here you have it, the Yogscast, everybody!

    • @MVPUnlucky
      @MVPUnlucky 10 років тому +6

      And now your now just slightly unamused.

    • @themoistoyster3015
      @themoistoyster3015 10 років тому +12

      westonfun5 No, go away.

    • @turtle14111
      @turtle14111 10 років тому +12

      Severly Unamused There is a translate button under your text.. now it says "the Go"?

    • @Serverdude7
      @Serverdude7 10 років тому +2

      Lol I laughed too hard when I read these comments... Probably even better then the video lol

    • @themoistoyster3015
      @themoistoyster3015 10 років тому +3

      Sami Uusitalo Okay, that one was good. I'll give you that.

  • @zettai_boi
    @zettai_boi 8 років тому +418

    "When it gets chilly whip out his willy"
    10/10

  • @ZulatobariGreatforge
    @ZulatobariGreatforge 10 років тому +533

    The moment someone reports this for Nudity or whatever its called; its going to be hilarous as UA-cam ppl have to watch the whole thing.

    • @ZulatobariGreatforge
      @ZulatobariGreatforge 10 років тому +53

      I wonder if "Carrot Nudity" and "Suggestion Colors and Animations" will get the video banned or not.

    • @_saturnOFFICIAL
      @_saturnOFFICIAL 10 років тому +2

      XD

    • @zxinsWorld
      @zxinsWorld 10 років тому +1

      XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @nitekroller
      @nitekroller 10 років тому +1

      William Zinedine Hasselberg more like fucken 33 million.

    • @merdcubed
      @merdcubed 10 років тому

      IKR

  • @orangemonks894
    @orangemonks894 5 років тому +172

    It’s that time of year again bois...

    • @dragonfire7354
      @dragonfire7354 5 років тому

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @cretin2025
      @cretin2025 5 років тому

      Hell yeah it’s a new year and it’s still good.

    • @3GMRel
      @3GMRel 4 роки тому

      Welp in thisbtype of year in 2020 its not a good year right now

    • @waffleblitzkrieg1765
      @waffleblitzkrieg1765 3 роки тому

      Its summer yet I live in the frozen north so guess what..... CARROT COCK ALL YEAR ROUND

  • @IGsen
    @IGsen 7 років тому +463

    The snow was *T H I C C*

  • @zonalox6835
    @zonalox6835 10 років тому +1488

    Us Yognau(gh)ts must unite and get this to no.1 Christmas song in the charts. We have to get this played in shops at Christmas time!

    • @SilentReaperGaming
      @SilentReaperGaming 10 років тому +73

      the radio edit is carrot for a nose lol

    • @archangel4670
      @archangel4670 10 років тому

      No carrot for a cook it will probs be

    • @Calyylac
      @Calyylac 10 років тому +52

      Ben Pil No, there is literally already a radio edit with Simon saying "nose" over the top of every mention of the word, and it's hilarious

    • @ButterflyGhostBFG
      @ButterflyGhostBFG 10 років тому +8

      I've bought it twice now lol. Buy it on iTunes now, I'd love to see this get in the top 40. The radio edit is hilarious XD I love that the only word they changed was cock to nose - they didn't try and make it rhyme or anything lmao

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 10 років тому +1

      Loomeen Could someone please send me a link to the radio version :D
      Wanna hear it so bad xD

  • @CoasterFreak1025
    @CoasterFreak1025 10 років тому +80

    PSA: Nobody gives a shit about children's minds being exposed to this. Anyone else who enjoyed this, buy it on iTunes or Bandcamp so if it gets flagged, you still have it. Reply with your hate or whatever but face it: We ALL knew this was COMING...

    • @wampower6848
      @wampower6848 10 років тому +1

      Nobody gives a shit about kids minds being exposed to this.... Except for all the people in the comments who do

    • @jeremymcginnis1405
      @jeremymcginnis1405 10 років тому +4

      Wam power
      Someones a little butthurt XD (pun intended)

    • @drunkpumpkin8782
      @drunkpumpkin8782 10 років тому +1

      Wam power Thing is for me...a lot of kids in Ireland would be used to this...... XD

    • @shaunfraser3720
      @shaunfraser3720 10 років тому +3

      Hahaha coming...

    • @Fingleberrys
      @Fingleberrys 10 років тому +2

      Wam power And those people should be mad at the parents for letting their kids watch the Yogscast and not at the people who made the video. It's like being mad at the tobacco company because your kids friend gave him a cig.

  • @joeuncoolio
    @joeuncoolio Рік тому +11

    Hello. Still here 9 years later. Part of the regular Christmas rotation. Thanks Yogs!

  • @sebastianrhodes
    @sebastianrhodes 10 років тому +199

    This is so inappropriate but yet so funny. Humour on point.

    • @Kam-dv8hz
      @Kam-dv8hz 10 років тому +7

      you watch the yogs 😱😱

    • @Massivecatfish
      @Massivecatfish 10 років тому

      Well I guess I cant expect much better from someone with your face :P jk jk merry Christmas but serious lose the hat haha XD

    • @RomanRodri23
      @RomanRodri23 10 років тому +6

      this is exactly what the Yogscast have always been like =P

    • @Alfredo1Vargas
      @Alfredo1Vargas 10 років тому

      why would anyone do this.

    • @Massivecatfish
      @Massivecatfish 10 років тому

      Do me a favour and unsubscribe, humour is for people that can deal with the word cock, which is far from the worst thing they say, I clocked in about 30-40 mother fuckers from there live stream last night and that was pretty bad did I complain no cause there being viewed live by 30k+ people, if I was I'd probably do and say things I don't usually.

  • @Kyousukekunn
    @Kyousukekunn 10 років тому +509

    I see were going back to our old phallic roots (No pun intended) and to be honest, I like it. I much preferred the Old Yogs with the Crude Humour and countless innuendos per video, I hope we keep this trend with the vegetable bellends and go back to the way the Yogs used to be.

    • @EricHagegard
      @EricHagegard 10 років тому +52

      Yeah, I really want to see some of the old yogscast; you know, before it was overrun by 8 year old viewers.

    • @greatmightypanda
      @greatmightypanda 10 років тому +34

      Eric Hagegard It's fine those eight year olds that overran it are now about 13 so the crudeness can commence This is just the beginning

    • @AntiOptiplex
      @AntiOptiplex 10 років тому +18

      I completly agree with you! The Yogscast should go back to how it was when the YogPod was a regular thing, bback to the innuendos and morbid humor of Simon, they've been changed so much trying to appeal to a younger audience but therefore losing their older viewers, this video is giving us hope that the old, fantastic Yogscast will return!

    • @dickie8802
      @dickie8802 10 років тому +2

      Ha, Phallic ROOTS because it's a carrot.

    • @SaintJamie
      @SaintJamie 10 років тому

      Kâzúm Rah wait the iPad 7000 is out? I'm gonna go ask for 1. Jk but totally agree

  • @monkeyassassin21
    @monkeyassassin21 10 років тому +200

    Personally love the song, look at all the comments complaining about how this isn't appropriate. This was never a channel for kids. Simon would say things a lot worse back on the YogPod.

    • @reido387
      @reido387 10 років тому +17

      It became a "kids" channel when parents became lazy and wanted anything kids watched to be pc so they didn't have to teach right and wrong.

    • @redspyblueworld3523
      @redspyblueworld3523 10 років тому

      +dan coster like your parents did for you?

    • @blossomylion
      @blossomylion 10 років тому +3

      true yogpod was funny and nothing compared to today

    • @andrewburnham2511
      @andrewburnham2511 10 років тому +2

      *****
      "uhh, there's a couple of reasons"

    • @bozkatinator
      @bozkatinator 10 років тому +1

      You saying this is content for anyone above 15?

  • @tylerboyd2707
    @tylerboyd2707 5 років тому +284

    Wait how do they know it's the biggest on the block

    • @isle-unto-thyself
      @isle-unto-thyself 5 років тому +31

      Gym-class helicopter dominance

    • @Manga050
      @Manga050 5 років тому +13

      Let’s just say testing...

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 4 роки тому +9

      hol up

    • @spaghetti1672
      @spaghetti1672 4 роки тому +15

      Every year they measure them to find wich one is ripe for the picking

    • @willowgoober
      @willowgoober 4 роки тому +5

      @@isle-unto-thyself I have the biggest dick in my class that means I have dominance

  • @TheTrainwreck2010
    @TheTrainwreck2010 10 років тому +113

    Another christmas song from the yogscast this month. this is so great.
    Also i love how martyn fell out of inthelittletree

    • @buscentral900
      @buscentral900 10 років тому +4

      This has nothing to do with Minecraft.

    • @TheTrainwreck2010
      @TheTrainwreck2010 10 років тому

      Rated B for Bis I'm sorry i guess your right. this has nothing to do with minecraft. i kinda just thought minecraft because thats mainly what they do. I'm changing it.

    • @TheTrainwreck2010
      @TheTrainwreck2010 10 років тому

      kelltwoot lol

    • @TheTrainwreck2010
      @TheTrainwreck2010 10 років тому

      kelltwoot yeah i noticed that

    • @akiogameing
      @akiogameing 10 років тому +1

      into inthelittlefrost

  • @TheHestya
    @TheHestya 10 років тому +561

    :D I can only imagine how hard it was to record this song. :D
    Pun intended.

    • @blossomylion
      @blossomylion 10 років тому

      :D very good thats VERY good

    • @LOKIS333
      @LOKIS333 10 років тому +1

      Wow xD

    • @MultiNightsniper
      @MultiNightsniper 10 років тому

      It took two months actually they said so on the live stream.

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond 10 років тому +2

      had to keep doing it until it wasn't funny anymore.
      pun very intended

    • @techaxe5051
      @techaxe5051 10 років тому +2

      It was *HARDLY* Funny...

  • @deadgrlsuprstr79
    @deadgrlsuprstr79 8 років тому +90

    Last year around Christmas I was home visiting my Mom and this song came on in my car. My 66 year old Mother couldn't stop laughing. She had me play it 3 times. I love that woman.

    • @teslatitan309
      @teslatitan309 7 років тому +8

      Your Mother has a good, no, HILARIOUS sense of humor

  • @nathemavitiate5784
    @nathemavitiate5784 5 років тому +169

    I was today years old when i realized why hes terrified of rabbits and im ashamed

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 4 роки тому +3

      i dont get it

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 4 роки тому +10

      Igi122 what do rabbits like to eat?
      what is the snowmans c*ck made out of?

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 4 роки тому +3

      okay i get it now

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 4 роки тому +2

      @@justoh312 yeah i just got it and came here to say it

    • @skyr8699
      @skyr8699 4 роки тому

      i didnt realise until i read this comment

  • @InuNaruAnimeFreak
    @InuNaruAnimeFreak 10 років тому +269

    The title of the Song is " Carrot for a Cock" To all the Parents out there demanding that Yogscast remove the song MAYBE you should read the titles and keep your kids away from them. The rest of us who watched this were shocked but at the same time WE KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN due to the title. The song is actually extremely funny for the mature audiences The puns were well thought out and would give any adult a giggle. All those offended by this song need to learn to enjoy some mature humor and Sorry kids this song is not for you and your parents should probably have made sure you didnt watch it.
    Dear Yogscast
    Thank you so much for the mature humor

    • @thethunderslug196
      @thethunderslug196 10 років тому +6

      Well said, I fully agree

    • @higgs9480
      @higgs9480 10 років тому

      Agreed, but it's their channel video, so if you click on their channel, you get this little surprise.

    • @joeyciscool
      @joeyciscool 10 років тому

      piplup453 ya i was just makeing a point good job on not being a peron on the internet
      dose anyone know why we all hate eachother on teh internet

    • @NintyActually
      @NintyActually 10 років тому

      "Mature." XD

    • @TheJohnboyhunter
      @TheJohnboyhunter 10 років тому

      Excuse me, I'm a parent and I think it's propa mint!

  • @KimchiDoesStuff
    @KimchiDoesStuff 10 років тому +193

    Elsa's gonna have some fun

    • @ImChuckyz
      @ImChuckyz 10 років тому

      Hahahaha good one xD

    • @ohpahl
      @ohpahl 10 років тому +6

      Her knees will be really cold....BRRRRRR

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 10 років тому +22

      Well the cold never did bother her anyway.

    • @narutoman644
      @narutoman644 10 років тому +24

      Sjin*

    • @SalsCorner
      @SalsCorner 10 років тому +5

      narutoman644 #Sjelsa

  • @rya3190
    @rya3190 9 років тому +375

    i can't help but think of south park when i see this

    • @brandonvolkmar8692
      @brandonvolkmar8692 9 років тому +6

      Me too at least I'm not the only one

    • @cheeseninja3063
      @cheeseninja3063 9 років тому +2

      +Ryan Thornburg yeah can someone animate this in soutupark

    • @rickedysplit2458
      @rickedysplit2458 9 років тому +2

      +Aodhan Dupree what's soutupark? I know south park but not soutupark..

    • @starrish24s43
      @starrish24s43 9 років тому +1

      +Aodhan Dupree I think so too
      except only if u r talking about southpark and not soutupark

    • @starrish24s43
      @starrish24s43 9 років тому

      +Ryan Thornburg same

  • @cassu6
    @cassu6 5 років тому +78

    It's christmas time once again, and I'm back here once again.

  • @JeremyChung
    @JeremyChung 9 років тому +119

    I remember Doing this as a little kid. Running around the street moving carrots from the face to "below the waist"

  • @2018_Toyota_Prius
    @2018_Toyota_Prius 8 років тому +124

    Ahhh. Finally, time to get back into the true spirit of Christmas!

  • @AnD3rZe3N
    @AnD3rZe3N 9 років тому +189

    I don't care if it's summer. I will listen to this.

    • @jaytyler2742
      @jaytyler2742 9 років тому

      me too

    • @meterora9332
      @meterora9332 9 років тому

      +Canal Tudo sobre Tudo In belgium it didn't snow in 3-4 years ;-;

    • @htasul
      @htasul 9 років тому

      +Meterora The Fox it hasnt snowed in the UK for a few years too! I blame David Cameron

    • @SuicidalButDeadly191
      @SuicidalButDeadly191 9 років тому

      +Harvey Sullivan haha ikr

    • @eamonnmaher1375
      @eamonnmaher1375 9 років тому

      +anzac quick ikr so fast

  • @alexxmesulama5166
    @alexxmesulama5166 4 роки тому +32

    I'm just going to say, this was the funniest song I ever heard as a kid.
    And listening to it again, it has aged well like fine wine.

  • @Squivels
    @Squivels 10 років тому +104

    Ross and Smith bullying Trott made killed me, especially Ross' face haha :3

    • @ButterflyGhostBFG
      @ButterflyGhostBFG 10 років тому +1

      Yeah, I loved that bit XD

    • @Squivels
      @Squivels 10 років тому +1

      nice pic haha!

    • @OceanNoodles_
      @OceanNoodles_ 10 років тому +4

      Notice that Trott's got Rebecca's hands/tentacles.

    • @funnyvalentine4293
      @funnyvalentine4293 10 років тому +1

      OceanNoodles Wow i never saw that... awesome reference ! :D

  • @jamesbaxter5978
    @jamesbaxter5978 10 років тому +151

    At 2:59, the stuff the snowman is spraying is snow right...

    • @nigeltrc7299
      @nigeltrc7299 10 років тому +12

      I'm not sure it's supposed to be...

    • @FracD0isawesome
      @FracD0isawesome 10 років тому +28

      Until you look back at this in a few years....
      Let's just say it WAS snow

    • @Xephuor
      @Xephuor 10 років тому +4

      They tried to fit alot of penis jokes in there soo... possibly

    • @Lukania13
      @Lukania13 10 років тому +8

      well considering the line before that happens is 'he's cumming on you from above'...

    • @deathblade009
      @deathblade009 10 років тому +2

      'he's coming on you from above'. Nuff said

  • @avidion6274
    @avidion6274 8 років тому +246

    Well I know what type of snow man I'm building this winter...

    • @avidion6274
      @avidion6274 8 років тому +4

      True

    • @avidion6274
      @avidion6274 8 років тому +3

      Love the top hat

    • @ebs1320
      @ebs1320 8 років тому +3

      Avidion The dutchie i wish it snowed here...

    • @kerensanchezz
      @kerensanchezz 8 років тому

      Avidion The dutchie me too

    • @sunterror55
      @sunterror55 6 років тому

      I made one basically like this

  • @DisownedVT
    @DisownedVT 4 роки тому +51

    Welcome Back everyone, hope your 2020 Christmas Quarantine is better with the remembrance of this song

  • @GagaMaster13579
    @GagaMaster13579 9 років тому +90

    This song just makes me excited for Christmas and all the livestreams :3

    • @lordspillage7919
      @lordspillage7919 9 років тому

      +Chloe Boulter ill be in school for most of sadly. guess ill have to watch the streams on youtube rather than live ;-;.

    • @Lobige123
      @Lobige123 9 років тому +1

      +Mustard Knight Move over here to Europe! We've got candy ;P

    • @lordspillage7919
      @lordspillage7919 9 років тому

      Lobige123 but... I am in Europe... dun duN DUUUUNNN

    • @Lobige123
      @Lobige123 9 років тому

      Mustard Knight PLOT TWIST

    • @JazzyJacksJokeShack
      @JazzyJacksJokeShack 9 років тому +1

      +Chloe Boulter They are so good, I always love them and they inspire me too be a gr8 memerino youtuber. Although I aint hat good

  • @euniii635
    @euniii635 6 років тому +266

    Man, I remember watching this when I was a kid and legit not understanding anything. Welp,
    I do now. :')

    • @kingofhumanity
      @kingofhumanity 5 років тому

      Same

    • @Elli_s5672
      @Elli_s5672 4 роки тому

      same dude

    • @ComradexChaos
      @ComradexChaos 4 роки тому

      Yep. Our innocence waa ruined at some point, and frankly i don't think i mind that

    • @jacobgoddard9688
      @jacobgoddard9688 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @Ron-
      @Ron- 4 роки тому +1

      "When i was a kid" bitch u still a kid

  • @xandermason7748
    @xandermason7748 8 років тому +42

    at my school, there is a christmas lunch on december 3rd.
    i am raiding the tech department for bluetooth speakers.
    i will hide them on every table so the entire school can enjoy this.
    if i get excluded it will be worth it, just to hear "CARROT FOR A COCK" blasting in the entire hall.
    I am so happy to plan this >:)

    • @MadeByForce
      @MadeByForce 8 років тому +1

      Xander Mason I salute you o7

    • @xandermason7748
      @xandermason7748 8 років тому +1

      thanks kyle, i duno if i should record it or not, but whatever happens im savoring the moment xD

    • @xandermason7748
      @xandermason7748 8 років тому +1

      i should... no decent vid making tho, srry

    • @rice.6520
      @rice.6520 8 років тому +1

      Is this done my friend? I'm very intrigued

    • @xandermason7748
      @xandermason7748 8 років тому +1

      sorry, when I began raiding the tec department. couldn't get the speakers. I did it on my phone but couldn't record it since vid was playing

  • @vananabread
    @vananabread 2 роки тому +13

    I remember watching the livestream when this was released. I have to say, back then as a child with unlimited access to the internet this was was the least of my parents worries! I still come back every year to listen to this classic holiday song.

  • @Gsaror
    @Gsaror 9 років тому +86

    I know its rude to mix channels, But I would love to see an "Elders React" to this. :)

  • @ObcCraig
    @ObcCraig 9 років тому +74

    Almost a year ago... God this year's gone fast.

    • @HORRIOR1
      @HORRIOR1 9 років тому +3

      +Obc Craig I wonder what song they will come up this year. Jizz-mas tree?

    • @ObcCraig
      @ObcCraig 9 років тому

      ***** Haha yeah

    • @codenate02
      @codenate02 9 років тому +1

      +Obc Craig You'll remember this December when you dream of his member ;)

    • @frofa909
      @frofa909 7 років тому

      OBC Craig well 2 years now

    • @emerald-_-6015
      @emerald-_-6015 7 років тому

      STFUP

  • @GladoreFR
    @GladoreFR 7 місяців тому +5

    man, that was the last song i showed to my gran before she passed, what a way to remember her

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 10 років тому +259

    I'm curios as to what the thought process that created this was.

    • @TheDynoWolves
      @TheDynoWolves 10 років тому +2

      Charity, they did this for charity.

    • @TheDynoWolves
      @TheDynoWolves 10 років тому

      ask them not us, they have their own reasons for making this for THEIR youtube channel. For ours we most likely wont do something like this but if we ever did it would be for charity.

    • @TheDynoWolves
      @TheDynoWolves 9 років тому +1

      Yes!
      ~ SilverDragonWolf

    • @mime490
      @mime490 9 років тому +7

      This was supposedly just one of Simons Brainstorm ideas, and they rolled with it

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 9 років тому

      Mime490
      Alright, i'll accept that.

  • @flipper6582
    @flipper6582 4 роки тому +77

    2020 during quarantine and the riots nad this has put the best smile on me alongside rewatching yogslabs and moon quest this channel my childhood

  • @PrincessBritneyWick
    @PrincessBritneyWick 10 років тому +38

    How did Simon not start laughing while singing this??

  • @tJoeMamma
    @tJoeMamma 11 місяців тому +4

    God I’m going down a rabbit hole of old yogscast videos how I really miss the old crew. I remember watching them as a kid I used to be so excited to get back from school to watch tekkit 🥲

  • @cathal341
    @cathal341 10 років тому +578

    Who's fucking idea was this?! Whoevers it was I have one question, 'How high were you when you thought of it? ' Either way I applaud you good sir!!

    • @IntroMakerFTW
      @IntroMakerFTW 10 років тому +56

      Lyrics, and singing were done by Simon :)

    • @Chahol17
      @Chahol17 10 років тому +18

      You don't have to be high to be creative.

    • @whopony9475
      @whopony9475 10 років тому +11

      it's more likely that lewis just got the the gin.

    • @TheSelphir
      @TheSelphir 10 років тому +3

      Chahol17 Nope. But, it fucking helps.

    • @michellelin7159
      @michellelin7159 10 років тому +7

      i think simon said he wrote this one on a livestream or something...

  • @superhypermetalsonicv2796
    @superhypermetalsonicv2796 5 років тому +27

    For some reason this year’s Christmas season didn’t feel right but this restored my spirit

  • @JoeyCoveyduck
    @JoeyCoveyduck 8 років тому +447

    More than half of their audience won't understand this song

    • @jamredliam
      @jamredliam 8 років тому +41

      they'll understand what happened, but non of the innuendoes

    • @kian1267
      @kian1267 8 років тому +11

      But the dirty other half...

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 8 років тому +1

      the kids at my school would, but you probably mean younger than 13

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 8 років тому +11

      Get on your knees he'll help you see in the dark

    • @johndavis738
      @johndavis738 8 років тому

      Snowing you all of his love

  • @IcespherePlaysGames
    @IcespherePlaysGames 11 днів тому +4

    I cannot believe it's been 10 years since this released. Feels like just yesterday.

  • @iPsynocide
    @iPsynocide 10 років тому +180

    I'm sensing Hat Films' sense of humour is rubbing off in a major way..

    • @just.Athena
      @just.Athena 10 років тому +34

      Well they put out "Elephant having a Wank" before Hat Films joined.

    • @iPsynocide
      @iPsynocide 10 років тому +3

      Aye. But that was quite some time ago, before their target demographic shifted several times.

    • @LordSusaga
      @LordSusaga 10 років тому +23

      "Rubbing off"

    • @henninhm
      @henninhm 10 років тому +19

      Hah. No this is the old Yogscast from 2008 to early 2011.

    • @MewMewWinx
      @MewMewWinx 10 років тому +8

      Not the only thing Hat Films is 'rubbing off'.

  • @viralsun5709
    @viralsun5709 10 років тому +86

    Thank you Sips for inspiring this song... Well, I can't think of anyone else who would inspire this...

    • @Justtosayhito
      @Justtosayhito 10 років тому +42

      Simon made this song up all on his own, no Sips involved here...

    • @TheCphase
      @TheCphase 10 років тому

      Justtosayhito true

    • @SqueakySkunk
      @SqueakySkunk 10 років тому +5

      Why would you mention Sips in a video that had nothing to do with him?

    • @LOKIS333
      @LOKIS333 10 років тому +1

      Hat films and turps? :D

    • @yobyshy
      @yobyshy 10 років тому

      When I saw the title I immediately said, " Aww...Sips!"

  • @olielsdon5915
    @olielsdon5915 9 років тому +23

    He's snowing you all with his love... Now i am terrifed of snow

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 3 роки тому +4

    Been over five years since I’ve watched this.
    So happy to know that my sense of humor as well as my maturity haven’t changed.

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 4 роки тому +11

    5 years later and still the best Christmas song ever.

  • @CaptainKermit19
    @CaptainKermit19 Рік тому +12

    2023 STILL GOING STRONG IM HERE EVERY YEAR

  • @PoprossRocks
    @PoprossRocks 10 років тому +353

    Its just sad how many people never expireinced the 'vanilla' yogscast... Is anyone here actually still remember the old WoW vids? No, exactly, I am the only one!
    2022 Edit: I was a stupid child. All parts of the yogascast have been amazing - enjoy whatever you like :)

    • @PirateDion
      @PirateDion 10 років тому +4

      Never was into WoW so didn't start watching them until they ventured into other stuff.
      Vanilla is like this or significantly different (just to gauge your contextual meaning.)

    • @simargl3334
      @simargl3334 10 років тому

      I did, and to prove it, I played with the Better than Wolves Mod.

    • @jazzysocksdude
      @jazzysocksdude 10 років тому +26

      Aren't you cool?

    • @themoistoyster3015
      @themoistoyster3015 10 років тому +3

      No, I remember the days when they only ever got 200 views at the most. Oh the tender days, where have they gone?
      P.S. To all you arrogant little dipshits, I'll say it again if you decided to read right past it; I watched the old Yogscast on another, older UA-cam account. Thank you.

    • @TheAdmiral117
      @TheAdmiral117 10 років тому

      I was there. :(

  • @Magitroopa
    @Magitroopa 3 роки тому +9

    Happy December 2021. Easily still the best Yogscast Christmas song to date, likely to never change.

  • @XdispicabledandyX
    @XdispicabledandyX 10 років тому +216

    "Get on your knees, he'll help you see in the dark"
    Was is bad to laugh extremely hard at this? XD

  • @zablablukas
    @zablablukas 10 років тому +420

    Every 10 year old is so mad in the comments now. It warms my heart :3

    • @TheGaberGamer
      @TheGaberGamer 10 років тому +16

      So true.

    • @capricorn7218
      @capricorn7218 10 років тому

      Oh the feels, where I say to them is when did they say it was kid friendly

    • @eddz5486
      @eddz5486 10 років тому +5

      :D
      Im 13, and this song is quet cachy!

    • @digdew
      @digdew 10 років тому

      Mine too

    • @foxyfoxyt4013
      @foxyfoxyt4013 10 років тому +1

      im 11 and im fine with it

  • @BJ-Hawk
    @BJ-Hawk 5 років тому +42

    Can't believe it's already 5 years old....

  • @HorrorGirlNat
    @HorrorGirlNat 2 роки тому +16

    Whose here after seeing the Aldi advert ?

  • @rustyybucket4027
    @rustyybucket4027 6 років тому +7

    Merry Christmas everyone!
    Sharing this to my friends really early on Christmas morning has become a tradition of mine. I couldn't celebrate Christmas without the Yogscast!

  • @reecebrade7036
    @reecebrade7036 3 роки тому +10

    Welcome to Christmas 2021 everyone. This song is just the start

  • @thehuskysnowball9210
    @thehuskysnowball9210 2 роки тому +5

    8 years later. Still listening to this XD I hope this stays on UA-cam forever. As long as UA-cam doesnt take it down

  • @sherifflizard2148
    @sherifflizard2148 2 роки тому +4

    Man 8 years of listening to this song every December... Definitely one of the best Christmas songs

  • @whoisthisscottperson
    @whoisthisscottperson 10 років тому +93

    love this song, and I can't wait for the radio edit again xD

    • @sunlightacolyte8492
      @sunlightacolyte8492 10 років тому +17

      carrot for a *NOSE* hes got a carrot for a *NOSE*

    • @itsramentime-2731
      @itsramentime-2731 10 років тому +2

      Bowser Bot The nose bit is the best

    • @metakarp_
      @metakarp_ 10 років тому +7

      *HE'S GOT A CARROT FOR A* nose

    • @whoisthisscottperson
      @whoisthisscottperson 10 років тому

      Bowser Bot the way nose just comes from nowhere is hilarious

    • @ninjagoiscool5
      @ninjagoiscool5 10 років тому

      the radio edit wS so f-coking funny

  • @ahmadabrahim5107
    @ahmadabrahim5107 8 років тому +166

    I bet Hat Films had to do something with this.

    • @neuralskydiver2379
      @neuralskydiver2379 8 років тому +24

      nope this came from the brilliant mind of Simon

    • @ahmadabrahim5107
      @ahmadabrahim5107 8 років тому +16

      Neural Skydiver God knows what goes on in that dwarf's head

    • @neuralskydiver2379
      @neuralskydiver2379 8 років тому +5

      ahmad abrahim Strange things very strange things

    • @ahmadabrahim5107
      @ahmadabrahim5107 8 років тому +5

      Neural Skydiver indeed

    • @TheUnknownAK
      @TheUnknownAK 8 років тому +36

      Smith wrote the line "Get down on your knees to help you see in the dark", a couple of the lines in the song were suggested by other Yogs but the majority was done by Simon.

  • @Superscrull
    @Superscrull 10 років тому +91

    I thought the title said "Carrot For A Cook"...suffice it to say that misunderstanding was quickly rectified!

    • @onironius8008
      @onironius8008 10 років тому +43

      *erectified

    • @jackspicks
      @jackspicks 10 років тому +1

      Same XD

    • @BineroBE
      @BineroBE 10 років тому

      I thought it said carrot for a nose...

    • @hbc7018
      @hbc7018 10 років тому

      i thought it referenced to cockerel as in the chicken lol

    • @owentidy9595
      @owentidy9595 10 років тому +1

      Roger J Doucet Damn, i was ready to make that pun.

  • @wtfuchattin
    @wtfuchattin Рік тому +5

    Every year I come back to this. Every year the nostalgia makes me happy that I was there but sad that it’s not there anymore. Truly the glory days.

    • @robertmcreynolds2874
      @robertmcreynolds2874 Рік тому +2

      Same, crazy I was only 8 years old thought this was the funniest thing 😂

  • @marcus1901
    @marcus1901 10 років тому +715

    Anyone who thinks that this shouldn't be allowed is way to young to be on youtube

    • @Xlabobble
      @Xlabobble 10 років тому +64

      FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

    • @chris72092
      @chris72092 10 років тому +49

      Or to old

    • @piggystriker2
      @piggystriker2 10 років тому +13

      I'm sure i can easily find you something much worse on the front page so whats your point? this is no different.

    • @SoftPrograms
      @SoftPrograms 10 років тому +8

      I mean, I don't think that this SHOULDN'T be allowed on youtube (i.e "I want to teach the world to fap in perfect harmony", which is up, and always will be), but this is a REALLY low point for the Yogscast. Considering most of their target audience, or therefore developed audience is under the age of 12. I, personally, have stopped watching the Yogscast because of their pure idiocy and their attempt to use idiocy to appeal to the younger audience.
      TL;DR: The audience they have developed is severly in the range of

    • @Syntheticvs
      @Syntheticvs 10 років тому +8

      I've seen worse than this.

  • @filipnilsson4731
    @filipnilsson4731 5 років тому +48

    I want this version of South Park

  • @Auditioneere
    @Auditioneere 8 років тому +47

    This needs way more views.. lol

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 3 роки тому +10

    Oh my god it's been 6 years.... I wish the gang would make more of these types of music videos

    • @Mr60Gold
      @Mr60Gold 3 роки тому +2

      Todays youtube would never let a song like this fly by sadly

  • @greenmango4173
    @greenmango4173 8 років тому +23

    You'll remember this December when you dream of his member

  • @mylesXDD
    @mylesXDD Рік тому +5

    I come back every year for this masterpiece.

  • @connertaft6332
    @connertaft6332 2 роки тому +6

    Obviously the best years of the yogscast

  • @davkem1154
    @davkem1154 Рік тому +3

    Merry Christmas 2023 from the US!

  • @WierdArtistMarcell
    @WierdArtistMarcell 2 роки тому +17

    My favourite winter song, which I can't sing out loud at work.