Payday 2 is not how I remember it
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- We are the worst bank robbers to ever exist
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Fun fact: the comically large spoon got added because Badger bullied the developer into adding it...
There even was a limited edition gold one, which has a chance to set officers on fire
It's such a meme of a game
It's not limited edition you get it after killing 100 officers with the normal comically large spoon
Bullying gets results
God i love this game and badger
I geuss you could say he, *B A D G E R E D* THEM UNTIL THEY DID IT! *slams table with ungodly wheeze
This man needs to collab with therussianbadger. It would be the perfect collab.
Agreed
Absolutely
Yes
Please
Yes
"We restarted the mission" and those four words pretty much sums up pretty much every single stealth heist in this game. If you attempt to truly stealth a mission, be prepared to restart... a lot.
Also fun fact for those who don't know Payday 2 was built on a gaming engine that was meant for driving games. Ironically enough the driving portions of the game tend to be the worst parts of the game, and of course these guys had no issues during that section of the video.
That is a hilarious fact to note because from my experience, the vehicles kinda handle like shit.
Also, you can eventually achieve a point where you don’t need to restart often if at all... but, ya know, stealth heists take patience, and you know how patient most people are today.
@@Molten_Anarchist yeah like i said despite it being built on a driving engine, the driving is the worst part.
As for the stealth, yeah stealth in Payday 2 is simple (easy when you understand it but if you don't it's a pain) but it's like there's like 40 some heists that have stealth as an option and they all have unique spawn patterns for various things so IF you dedicate enough time to it you can easily avoid having to restart but that depends on the players. Meanwhile with loud you can literally not play the game for years (as happened with me) then get back into it and have no problem (depending on your difficulty selection)
ECM rush goes brrrrrrrr
"stealth is an option, great; that's what we are gonna do" casually has a max detection rate of 75
3:05
we all knew that with these guys, stealth is NEVER an option
How do I do stealth
“Planning phase” otherwise known as the messing around phase for the whole crew. Even after the planning phase they still mess around, classic Smii7y
John
Excuse me those are called “Menu Moments”
The god is back
The names Connor we praise you
Hello Connor
It's kinda crazy how off the rail this game has gone. It just started with things like stealing painting from an art gallery and robbing a bank. To stealing nuclear warheads with a muscle car and the actual Ark of the Covenant from a secret military base. And I love it.
Ikr
AND using comically large spoons
And god like aliens called the nephilim
Muammar Al-Gaddafi’s supercar at that
AND SCARING THE SHIT OUTTA A TANK WITH THE GOLDEN COMICALLY LARGE SPOON
Payday 2 is just the gift that keeps on giving...I was in one of the largest pd2 communities back in 2015-2017, we moved on to other games but even now I find myself coming back every now and then to run a few heists just messing around with friends and I find myself dying of laughter every single time
watching people play payday 2 stealth is like waiting for a jumpscare that you know is going to happen, at any point it will go wrong, you just don’t know when
As someone who is relatively alright at this game, this is painful to watch, but also really funny
Agreed
Yes
Took my Words out of my mouth😂
Yep
Ayo btw Anyone know a good Heist crew?
Smitty: Stealth is an option.
**3 minutes later**
Tucker: Remember, no Russian.
The one where you steal the cars was always the one I used to grind for levels after doing the prestige thing. Boosted you back up so fast.
Wait really?
No Russian
*MAKAROFF*
I think we can all agree the editor absolutely nailed the meme request, like what in the hell even was that lmao
2:46 this is how you fall down the stairs in 12 easy steps
step 1
step 2
step 3
step 5
step 8
step 12
Judge: alright, the jury is ready to hear your defense
Smii7y: "so we decided to rob a bank, and it didn't go as planned"
After the video:
Smii7y: and that's what happened
As planned? They didn't have a plan!
Your honor you would really think that the police would stop coming for 60 grand after we killed over 100 of them
@@midnight40007 exactly
Objection hearsay
can't wait for smii7y to play this with therussianbadger squad, the chaotic levels wouldn't even be measurable.
He's already played mario kart with Heavenly, so there's a good possibility
@@Hstone-wq1tl could i have a link to that video?????
He already played CS GO with Badger too
@@diceplz3414 really
The chaos that will happen is amazing
10:31 gotta thank TheRussianBadger for this amazing melee
The spoon has a story . A person called the Russian badger bullied the maker of payday 2 to put the spoon in.
God,we need a crossover of Smii7y with Russianbadger that would be pure GOLD
xbox gold. *laughs in crunchy microphone*
The internet couldn’t handle that level of awesome.
I'm pretty sure I would cry tears of joy if that happened.
@@SgtFCFox "i forgot you flew in from Florida bing."
"Ī dídñt büy my tįçkęt Į ëærñëd ìt."
*heavenly reading twitch chat*
"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality." *proceeds to wheeze uncontrollably*
As badger once said "hell deffinetly do it if we bully him enough"
Oh my God. He finally played it. This is going to be incredibly. There's not a lot of different things you can do in this game but there's like 70 heists or something. But still.
z
But there’s definitely gonna be a lot of opportunities for some blarg top 10 funny moments
@@Molten_Anarchist oh definitely. The ragdolls alone could be a video. Sprinkle in some jokes and that's a wrap.
Storyline is good too
Definitely, the dev threw shit at the wall to see which one sticks and made a perfect storyline
@@pp-jf2dw Yeah it was pretty good. For the most part. To be honest though I wonder how are they going to make the story for payday 3. Like what could be done? I don't know but I just hope for the return of whoever they can get on board. Because it's probably going to be new heisters.
I love that they chose a 'normal' bank, but it's literally the Big Bank heist.
how unbelievably normal of them...\
you mean... the Benevolent Bank
ATTENTION SMii7Y… I believe your editor is well deserving of a raise for these three reasons:
1. He pretty good at making your videos top quality
2. He subtitles everything said (everything intellectual that is)
3. He has to deal with those wacko requests
In conclusion im just bullshitting, love the vids on both channels keep up the top quality entertainment
audio editing as well along with tracking and zooms, lotta time goes into this shit dude. value the editors
“We decided to rob a bank.”
*sees a big bank stealth attempt*
Yep, that’s not gonna happen.
At least they aren't trying it on high difficulty, or they would become very familiar with Bulldozer.
@@ceu160193 that bank is actually super easy even on max difficulty.
Can big bank even be stealthed
@@TycoonTitian01 Yes, but it's real pain - lots of guards in vault area, so you may have to wait a while, before safe path appears.
@@ceu160193 so solo is just impossible bc the computers
The fact that tucker said Nier: Automata to "Top 10 games I want to eat the ass of" means this man is the most cultured person alive.
The Yorhas man. Platinum games really be cultured
idk whotf tucker is but Tucker is based
@@d4clovetrain900 tucker was in the video bro how do you not know?
Nah just a degenerate
2B 😩
Smit7y: sees comically large spoon
Me: *Laughs in Russian badger*
12:02 "Only a spoonful"
Dang smii7y keeps bringing us content that I will always enjoy, no matter what game it is, old or new.
I love how he sees the comically large spoon bullied into the game by TheRussianBadger.
11:38
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Smii7y: "Plus, you're scaring the shit out of me with that mask, please..."
Eli: "Reminds me of Happy Tree Friends."
*they know.* neat.
16:20 he done it like in movie the nononono wait wait wait wait lol
SMii7Y, you have seriously raised me up in some of my darkest times, thank you
10:26 - Yeah Smii7y, you can thank RussianBadger for the comically large spoon for appearing in the game. 😆 The spoon is great.
The complete panic you're having due to your inexperience is absolutely hilarious to watch for an experienced person like me XD (1,5k hours in PD2)
6:22 baw chika bawow
Only a select few will understand
I understand
LMFAO
Payday 2 is always a great one to play, your guy's commentary makes it platinum
I would love smii7y and badger to co-op on this game _ I can just imagine them beating people with comically large spoons
Dude it would be so funny
18:20 Smii7ys ready or not from the other pov
17:36 you know its gonna be a good story when band camp comes into the mix lmao
As someone who’s played this game a lot, I can’t wait to see them try other strictly stealth missions like Shadow Raid; those missions can be literal hell sometimes.
"So for this video we decided to do the Shadow Raid heist, and with that I would like to thank our sponsor of todays video.... Raid Shadow Legends!"
you played this game a lot, and said those missions can be literal hell. idk what the hell is it going to be when they're playing it
@@emiharith Depends on the difficulty and how much patience they give it.
Can't wait to see what happens when they encounter The Ledge in Shadow Raid.
My bet is "one of them goes over it to try and get down to the waterfront, the others follow to try and revive him".
Eh, it depends on difficulty
If they play it on normal i bet they could do it
I’ve been waiting forever for Smii7y to make a payday video, their humor with this game is perfect
just to be clear with everyone, since i'm kinda a veteran at payday, Jewelery Store on Hard mode is so easy a toddler could stealth it blindfolded, which makes this vid a 100x funnier
oh, you are a veteran? name all builds
@@noefanielle7051 shoot gun, do stuff
You forgot important things:
-dodge build+ akimbo
-stoic build
-tank build
- sociopathe+ comically large golden spoon
amateur.
@@noefanielle7051 you said builds not war crimes
@@avak2101 I don't see that much difference between the two
I love seeing the skill difference of someone who has played payday a while, and someone who isn't very used to it. Most vets would have a cake walk on jewelry, especially on hard. But, seeing them all struggle is a fun change of pace
At some point, the payday developers just went "FUCK IT" and I really love that
You know, Smii7y, TheRussianBadger actually bullied Almir Listo into adding a “comically large spoon” into the game. And if you get like, 100 kills with it, the spoon becomes gold and sets people on fire 😂
@dolimi jotoo EXACTLY, DUDE
@@snipersnipes4475 wasn't the golden spoon time limited?
@@garbage2882 it was but they extended to permanently
This channel officially cures my anxiety and depression. Thanks for your golden content
0:20 I think you need to thank Russian Badger and his friends for some new things,they like to "bully" Almir Listo into adding new crazy stuff XD
Example :comically large spoon
As an avid PD2 player, this brings me both pleasure and pain watching these fellas just try and do the simple jewelry heist
I always knew Jericho was a Fed… there’s no way he’s THIS incompetent
20:33 That is a hilarious name
I watched your stream of this and after watching this video, I'd say its so worth watching both. No matter the game or content, I think it's great. I see more content, jokes and overall how you and your friend splay together is very wholesome.
Ah I see Tucker is also a Fan of Thicc Ass 2B @ 2:15
After all the chaos this group has caused I was waiting for them to finally play Payday 2! This was an absolute RIOT!
Now I really want to see Smii7y and Badger play this together.
14:45 thats just the description of the "no me gusta" mask XD
4:37 unintelligible is Hey Dallas, man, Follow Me!
As someone with 700+ hours, Infamy 25, and 1000+ achievements in this game.
The feeling I get while watching this is like how Fl0m and Jericho feel in Silvercast.
So painful.
So funny.
2500+ hours here...
MY GOD my soul hurt watching this X3 it was funny but holy shit my poor soul
800+ hrs here
I like gay fart porn
It feels so weird to see how they play
as a person with infamy 102 and all achievements i wish them the best of luck
For every time smii7y hits someone with the spoon I just imagine a really loud deep fried bonk
Reminds me of the one clip where it’s multiplying a short clip of a coconut getting split open with a mallet and the audible bonking, and eventually it starts getting to the point where the hundreds of bonk noises at once somehow sound like an ominous horror sound cue.
17:21 Yeah... that's stupid lucky.
For those without context, the terminal can be ANY COMPUTER in ANY CUBICLE, on that floor, or the one below it. The fact that they got even this far is baffling lmfao
bro please play more of this game i love it and glad to see u play it
Smitty this game is one of my all time favourites. Would particularly like to see you, blarg, soup and mcnasty playing this together, the chaos would be utterly sublime
13:00 I just imagine this scene with the pirates of the Caribbean theme song
22:46
The outline of Jericho backing in still gets me
love this game wouldnt mind seeing more of it
i can feel in all of smii7ys videos he’s really revisiting all of his favorite games and stuff he watched on youtube back in the day and it’s feels so refreshing bringing nostalgia back fr💯
15:15
“Go flirt with her!”
*vomit noises* “how do I grab it..?”
As someone who's spent thousands of hours into this game, it still warms my heart to see people under Rep 100 still goofing around and having fun with the game.
1:13 Smii7y looks like the spirit of the harvest moon head from courage the Cowardly dog show on Cartoon Network
I would love to see y’all play more of this. But, and I can’t stress this enough, you NEEEED to turn the music on.
We need Donacdum blasting in the background!!!
Break the rules is a really good one to
Yeah, honestly.
Hell, you don’t even have to listen to the game’s music; I’ve listened to other music while playing it before and really just whatever you like would probably sound like a bop while playing Payday 2 (inb4 someone listening to Beethoven and playing Payday 2)
3:40 best joke in this video, kinda surprised no one mentioned it already
Seeing gameplay of this without any of the music playing just feels….uncanny
like something ain’t right
but, still a fun video regardless
Game does have a pretty bangin original soundtrack.
I have to wonder why he didn't play any of the music.
@@sealover7134 i can only think of two things
1. Didn’t want the possibility of getting copyrighted
Or 2. Music was a bit too loud for him
@@flamingfury7312 Badger plays the music all the time in his videos and doesn't get copyrighted.
@@sealover7134 true
I loved watching this on stream, was so happy to see the video for others to witness it!
9:34 smiity bouta go dr strange on em
As someone who plays payday, you guys are awful. As someone on UA-cam looking for laughs, you guys are phenomenal
In my experience, being bad at Payday 2 makes it infinitely funnier
They're not that bad. I once had a heist where a friend keep dropping the lockpick on a metal door, and after 10 tries shot it with a unsilenced pistol.
I've seen guys with infamy over 30 playing worse trust me
bro please do more payday 2 this is literal gold
Would love to see more of this
Tucker turns into Chains for 2 seconds:
"ON THE GODDAMN GROUND"
Would love to see more PayDay. Just so you know, you can play PayDay2 in VR! It's even cross play with non VR users, so you can be in VR and the other players aren't.
I never thought about yall playing Payday 2 but now I desperately need more. You better play 3 when it comes out in 10 years as well
I swear i had nothing to watch and i remember i was coming back to this channel. Honestly the only youtuber that made me sub cus he convinced me with his words and not only content
2:43 No, you would be a Smooth Skin. Don't you fallout?
19:15 *smitty “SPOON TIME!”
* me “me and my girlfriend after segs”
12:28 Ayo what Gus doing here?
I really enjoy seeking payday too again it was really nostalgic and I thoroughly hope to see more of it again. I love ur vid smitty
The stress of having them throw the game, even for funny moments actually triggered my anxiety 😅🤣
this is gonna be a blast with puffer and blarg as a combo in particular. more please! good video :D
11:30 Abraham Lincoln your alive
The mission where you make meth would be so funny to watch you play. It's chaotic as it is but I can imagine how much more chaotic it'd be
I feel like they'd explode the lab the first 3-5 attempts.
@@rafabuda0 tell me that wouldn't be hilarious though. Tucker or someone taking charge just for Smii7y to mess it up
8:17
Keyword: WAS
>picks heist called "Big Bank"
>is surprised that it's big
10/10
Enjoyed tf outta this
you know they weren't gonna take the stealth option when you hear "NO WITNESSES!"
You can have a stealth heist AND kill all witnesses... it just comes down to if you want to pay all those cleaner costs.
@6:10, Tucker trying to date someone xD
12:40 i think smitty was about to say fur
I've been playing this game for over 2years now and I still love it
2:21 gears of war! ❤️
Finally a fellow Gears fan
Two fellow gears fans
"We're doing it stealth"
One guy with a 75 detection risk
What makes it much more cringe worthy for experienced gamers watching is the fact that they don’t know that mechanic was measuring detection risk... it’s actually probably a super common mistake for players tbh.
@@Molten_Anarchist I used to grind PD2 haaard and watching this video hurt my soul. That friggin' jewelry store is easy as hell, but they KEEP AND KEEP AND KEEP throwing, Jesus
‘Just look at the characters in the lobby, does that look right to you?’
“That looks like a slip knot concert”
A different game but the same experience, repeatedly failing stealth and panicking.
That made me choke on my hotlime cheetos 1:38
Payday 2? In my sub feed? Holy shit a SMii7Y Payday 2 video?
i already want more of this
Pls more these are hilarious
this is actually hard to watch when they're failing the easiest heist