Swimming Lessons Were The Worst...
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- Swimming lessons sucked...
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How to swim: “not die”
pls someone like this twice just so it could be 69likes
@@terapia2914 it is no longer 69😭😪😥😓
Why do people drown? Just dont drown lmao
Same
This makes sense
I remember when I had swimming lessons they would hold us and every time I put my head up for air they’d push my head back down.
Wtf
Tf
f
My uncle does that to me all the time
When I tried to hold on to the side they used their foot to push my hand back down
‘O’ sound: *exists*
TheTalentlessWriter: *Aw*
Lmao
*Lma*aw*
69th like bruv
Lmaaw
*DAWG*
My swim teacher told me to imagine that the water was ice cream to try and get me to scoop the water behind me but instead I licked the water and got sick
I said out loud “Yo same wait what the cinnamon toast?”
cesspool
That's adorable
@@mongojrttv -licks water- IM ADORABLE NOW
@@thuphung367 lmao XD
When you refuse to keep ur head underwater
Swimming instructor: *so you have chosen, death?*
Magneze Gaming relatable
Yep very true
*So you have chosen, life? THEN YOU'RE STILL GETTING DEATH*
KireKilleuse haha
I'm wondering whether or not that kid told his parents what happened. Because I'm pretty sure picking up a kid and throwing them in the pool is some form of child endangerment and/or assault.
Moral of the story: Never eat chicken fingers.
YES
Do not piss in the pool
@@lefmankan or take a shit.
@@shakmp4 oh wait you aren't supposed to shit in there? whoops
It was actually a myth invented by pools to stop you eating by the pool and getting food on the floor
This was literally exactly how my swimming lessons went wtf lol 😂
ebrum same lmao
same XD
Same. It was the worst.
The worst part is that I usually have cramps in my feet when I extend them so when I was swimming my feet hurt so much that I couldn't even move my leg. And the professor said "just swim haha lmao it's easy"
Same
My ass was afraid to go in the deep end cuz I thought I was gonna drown
My swimming teacher got fired half way through my swimming lessons for doing drugs or something so I didn't have to do any more
"Do NOT piss in the pool"
*What the hell happened here?*
Alex Alexandru lmao
fun
Someone pissed in the pool. You don't get the meme
@@nikoraasu6929 Can say the same for you.
Nikoraasu r/whoosh
Nobody:
Talentlesswriter being the oldest: i WaS bAsIcAlLy A pEdOpHiLe
Best line of the whole vid... lol.
LMFAO
That’s the same way I felt when I went to swimming lessons
It’s such a good fucking line 🤣
ewww furry
This is a certified Dimitri classic.
From pleasantries to the talentless writer
I can't escape you
Why the fuck are you everywhere?
Fuck yeah I love your vids
who the fuck is Dmitri, better yet who names their child Dimitri, dimitri is a stupid fucking name lmao
Wsp Joel
“Dawgy padwel”
- TalentlessWritter 2019
lol imagine having swimming lessons
this post was made by the thrown into the pool forcefully as a kid gang
I have to wait 90 days to change my name lmao but im a good swimmer now it’s all good, i almost drowned once but it’s cool
I literally drowned once because my cousins pushed me in when I was like 3 now I can swim :)
Sc4red when i was four i took off my floaties cause i thought i could swim, then i jumped into our pool and my older brother had to get me and i spent sometime in the hospital but it’s fine cause now i know how to not die
maribelle morales that's cool 😎
Nice profile pic I've seen it on a song
"God, god is that you"
No its,
DO NOT PISS IN THE POOL
I could not agree more, I have never been good at swimming.
Same
The opposite I suck at everything except swimming
In grade 7 during a field trip to drumheller I just started to learn how to doggie paddle problem is I usually don’t go to a pool lots so I haven’t swam since then
@@yerikmacielolivas8275I suck at everything in general.
Wasn’t he just swimming there?
1:32
That’s pulling yourself up faster
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
TheTalentlessWriter: *curses out chicken fingers*
Yes very nice
F#ck you, chicken fingers!
fUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
Kid:Hey I’m nailing floating
Also kid: Has one eye wide open under water
ELISA! GO AWAY! I HAAATE YOU
@@LacyCrusty ayyyy poofesureeeeee
Swim definition: somehow magically move through deep water
Some people: I love swimming lessons
The talentless writer: swimming lessons sucked
Me: y’all got swimming lessons?
i have a deep hatred for the pool and the ocean
@@tatotaytoman5934 yeah screw winter n the water bro
@@Xiauros potato comrade
I used to
bro the pool is fire trust me
Me: * pretends to play dead in the pool to see if the lifeguard cares enough to save me *
Lifeguard: *Good. Die faster.*
Really fucked up the bold there
I fell inside of the deep end of a pool and I remember the lifeguard just watching me.
@@saltwatertaffy7434 wtf
when i was 13 i had swimming lessons. everyone was 8 years old, and i was 13. it was the worst time of my life.
I learned to float and swim on my back at 10 not never on my front
We had four levels and i failed level one so much they just said fuck it and moved me to level 2 even though i didnt pass.
Oh btw, how they grade is if you dont do 2 things, you are done, and blowing fucking bubbles in the water while floating on your stomach was one of them, which i refused to do.
I was 13 and had the exact same situation
Boomerman18 I have always loved swimming and swim quite often but seriously fuck blowing bubbles underwater, I don’t see the point.
i was 11 and everyone was like 4
“Maybe I’m just supposed to drown and die” lmao that’s how I feel at the pool😂😂
when your swimming mid way during a long swim and your legs feel tired
well that’s bad
Just imagine being in the middle and no where near the side
you can’t float boy
plus you don’t know the swimming instructors who literally yell at you to keep going
When you get thrown into the 9ft and cant swim: Fine I have choosen *DEATH*
This man is a cross between the stories Luis tells in Antman where everyone has the same voice and a family guy metaphor. It is amazing.
That's the most perfect description I've ever heard
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@@neilgalvez ESHUTUP
I also had a memory about MY swimming lessons, I would always be afraid of the back swimming because I thought that the water would get in my ears but hey, I don't feel afraid anymore and that's just it.
4:28 The board is like that because it helps your feat grip it for competitive swimming (races).
perks of having lifeguards as parents:
i get to swim 4 free
like to activate
Lmao you must be poor as shit then
@@rydensmall you got huge slides in ur backyard
Lifeguards... pretty sure they don’t make a lot
MochiTea he never even said HIS parents were lifeguards
“Hey look! I’m floating in the pool!”
Yea sure, but your eye is like 3 inches down in the water so I would not request
Same thing i thought
2:28 that’s not doggy paddle. It’s treading water. Which is also a useful skill.
And FLOAT
Water:stoopid your ain’t goin to stand a chance
Drowning
3:44 never thought God would look like a life guard....
Lol
Ive seen you in the comments before wtf lmao
@@Tdugg same wtf
@Paolo Duran hey buddy be nice or gods gonna get ya
Well it's called a *life* guard
I learned to swim when my dad told me that we were gonna practice swimming, and then he threw me in the pool.
my instincts kicked in and now I can swim
lucky you
I would let anyone do that
Actually kinda same. I threw myself in and my mom started screaming at my dad to come save me. My dad refused because that's how he learned and he saw that i was actually kinda making it. So yeah i'm kinda bad at it but i can swim and that's all that matters. Btw it wasn't like a scary situation, the only one that was scared was my mom me and my dad were actually really happy
1:56 His eyes are in pain not his ears because he doesnt have EARS
I just saw the signs said “do not p*** in the pool” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everbody: *swimming perfectly fine*
Me: *still trying to float while everybody else moved on*
I was able to swim early but not able to float for longer than a minute. And I can't still today longer that 5 minutes...
@@tietah1262 I started when I was 10 and I forgot everything except for... floating...
Tietah
Trick is to relax and keep your stomach out of the water. Also some small hand movements help. I think your problem as well is you start putting your head out of the water which instantly makes your feet sink.
But you’re probably a way better swimmer than me so I don’t even know why I’m telling you this
Ahaha me
I see kakashi, I like
Being 14 years old in a class of 8 - 10 year olds learning to swim
Omg so true
Russian Doge I can swim on my front but fuck the back. I don’t have eyes in the back of my head so I can’t see when my head is driving into the edge of the pool like a screwdriver
@@maisonette0 bruh i can swim on my back but not on my front
I'm 12 and I have to do swimming lessons with 6 year olds
I was 12 in a class of 6 year olds and failed lmao
I hate swimming lessons because I'm always the slowest one to swim in the group. Also, I can't swim in a straight line either so I can definitely relate to this video. Lastly, you've just earned a new subscriber. Keep it up TheTalentlessWriter !
how is it possible that I relate to this EXACTLY. You described my experiences perfectly. Down from being the oldest there to the spikey diving board. I never learned how to properly swim cuz swimming lessons are so bad.
“Throwing you in the deep end of the pool” 😂😂😂
It's actually a good way to learn
Ik but it’s just so funny 😂
The talentless writer: drowns
His uncle: why would you eat.
3:02 that’s so cursed!
I barely remember my swimming lessons. I was also the oldest of the group. All I remember is that the water was freezing, and when I got out my lips would be blue and uncontrollably shivering.
My dad just pushed me in and said "Save yourself"
Ssssssaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee
Dont we all just hate when our dads do that
Did it work?
Same
@@Snow.ed_in nah we all died
Is that uncle tony. He should rant about how children can’t swim at first.
Your voice makes these stories twice as good
My Cousins: Floating Above the water
Me: 2:18
I never could float either.
"I suck at breathing"
Nevermind.
My teacher: Just put your head in the water and blow bubbles
Me: Why do you want me to die???
I went to swimming lessons but only learned to swim afterwards when my dad taught me
Moral of the story: you can't learn to swim if your being taught by a stranger
so you re saying you black
@@Subcribe409 what the hell are you trying to say here..???
@@caseys2698 black people can't swim and I can approve that ( I am black )
@@realrSo. bruh
Was it the ymca
That’s were I went
Me alone: * swims like a pro*
Me with people: HELP HELP HEHEJHDJEHHE HELP
I can barelt swim when i'm alone.
Lol when i was in 1st grade we had swimming lessons every friday so i always hid my swimming costume 😂😂 man i hate swimming lessons
YeetLord66
Same, I went to some private school and we also had swimming lessons. All I remember is being in the lowest level group. I also remember having to undress naked in front of peers. I hated that so much even though I was super young
TheTalentlessWriter's brother: *refuses to go on the diving board*
Instructor: looks like you're going to the shadow realm Jimbo
Hey man, just found your channel and I'm on a watching spree. Keep doing what your doing
Thank you!
You don’t know how long I’ve been trying to find this channel
“...but water is getting in my ears so I want to die.”
Same
I remember the swimming instructor told us to say “monkey” underwater. Almost drowned.
Ah, Monkee
I took swimming lessons and I was like 3 years older than everyone else... I quit cuz I still sucked....
I still don't know how to swim to this day
I can relate so much to this lol
0:14
Talentless: Yeah I wanna learn how to swim!
Talentless’ uncle: *does sakonji urokodaki’s training method*
Me: Can’t swim
Also me: It was the *CHICKEN FINGERS*
I went to my friends house they had a six years old kid they invited and this kid pushed me into the deep end and almost drowned but I barely can’t swim And I don’t know how I lived but I made it out
Lesson:don’t trust six year old kids
like you?
aiden doherty I was 12 at this time
@@Justaowl2531 missed opportunity to go back and slap him into the underworld
1:38 damn it’s not that hard to float but I cant float
Bro, this brought back so many memories. I felt the same for so much of my swim lessons. Then I got better lol.
This is sooo relatable
-being the tallest and oldest kid
-pretending you knew what you were doing
-back paddle was always easier
- Ears and nose fucked by water
-NO AIR
Nah I'm sure you are the best swimmer I've ever seen
I had a very similar situation involving swimming lessons as well. I was 13 while all the other kids were like 7. Everyone else was so good while I couldn't even float. And even today, I still don't know how to swim.
2:12
I know that my brother can float up right with out moving it's only by barely but it does the job
youre the only person that when they swear its funny
"Maybe i'm just meant not to float, maybe im just meant to just drown and die"
You deserve a Netflix comedy show because this is actually good
4:34 same
Me: *Doesn’t put all weight on knee on diving board*
Instructor: Do you want to explode?
By any chance did this take place in Florida??
As someone who has been doing swimming lessons for over 5 years I feel this pain. Swimming lessons sucks, please spare yourself the money, time and pain.
Imagine him yelling in his room, "I HATE YOU CHICKEN FINGERS!" Lmfao
"Let them pay for their sins" 🤣🤣🤣
I bet that next year, you’ll have more than 300 thousand subs
No 100mill
300k? Hell nah, more like 1 million
ItsRickySan your probably right
@@yaboilogan3414 hell yeah I am ❤
Hey no 1bill
“No no bad swimmer, bad!” Lmao 😂
3:18 these videos are to funny😂🤣
3:55
“It’s, it’s, free real-state”
love how the only signs are "DO NOT PISS IN THE POOL"
I really wanna drive that message home
well it worked i guess lmao
Same.
Only that my school says I must do it. Which sucks.
0:56 TTW taller than 9 feet
You can’t learn to swim with sharks without jumping in.
Swimming is the ish.
“Let them pay for their sin”💀😂
Akatsuki RedRum9 your 😬
1:46 thats what she said
I hated when water would get in my ears, nose, and eyes when I had swimming lessons, the only reason I had swimming lessons because of school.
1:09 oh, imagine that but instead of swimming, it hockey and being a 13 year old with 6-8 years is easy but humiliating, especially if the goalie of the team is the brother of your crush/most popular girl in school...
I'm crushed
Most importantly “do not piss in the pool”
0:10 my uncle did the same thing to me too and i almost fucking drowned
3:10 THATS me XD I go for swimming for fun and to do STUPiD free style what he said there I drown from that 😂
I remember swimming lessons. They sucked
Especially when you're the kind of swimmer that has to plug their nose underwater.
Use goggles that block your nose its what i do
@@Datdreadhead2 I couldn't find those in the 90's!
@@megananderson7454 they dont hold your nose underwater just dont breath
@@Datdreadhead2 that's what I tried to do! But instinct just kept kicking in and I breathed through my nose
Then I submerged from the water coughing. This has been a thing my whole life. I remember when someone dunked me when I was at a pool party with a couple of friends during high school and someone legit asked if I needed CPR
Swimming lessons: worst
TheTalentlessWriter: best
Hotel? : trivago
I stg if you dont love his comment...
this meme is the deadest of memes
Car scotty kilmer
@@sami_irl thats a fact
I live near the Chesapeake bay, and in 5th grade we had mandatory drownproofing. Basically what drownproofing is is you get a lesson in the morning, and then for the rest of the day you get to swim and learn different things to make you not die in the water. We got to do really cool shit like jump off of 12 foot diving boards and learning how to float with our shirt, and we got to do that for an entire week. To top it all off, on Friday they let us just have 4 hours to do our own thing, that was fun.
This reminded me of that one episode of dexter
When I took Swimming Lessons, I also felt like a pedophile.
Everybody else: *floats*
Me: ight imma drown
Instructor:what is it what are are you about to say?!
Thetallentesswriter:DONT EVER LET ME TRY TO STAY UNDER WATER
How does this guy not have 1M subs yet, easily my favourite animated yt channel