I Own A Car - NSP
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2023
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Animated and directed by Simon Macko (@shoocharu)
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keyboards: Brian Wecht
Also keyboards: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitar: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach
Drums: Havve Hogan
Produced by Jim Roach
Recorded by Thom D'Arcy at Taurus Recording in Toronto, ON
Edited by Jerik Centeno
Mixed by Jay Ruston
Mastered by Ted Jensen at Sterling Sound
Lyrics:
Sorry to interrupt your beach party, everyone
Just thought I’d stop by with my car
Four wheels, one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school and I’m passing the test
Two working headlights, four functional seats
And get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet
There’s an AM radio that kicks you right in the ass
So turn down the treble, baby, and crank up the bass!
HEY! I own a car.
CAR!
I own a car, woman!
The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup
I own a car!
CAR! CAR! CAR!
Look out, it’s beige! The coolest kind of brown a human can handle
Thank god that you’re sitting down
Check out these windows they’re totally clear
So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near
Do you believe in miracles?
We’re shooting off like a star!
Who needs a license, mama?
Oh! When you’ve got a car?
HEY! I own a car. Car! (Listen good)
I own a car, ya turkeys!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works.
I own a car! CAR! CAR!
Guess what I own, boys!
Is it a phone?
No!
Is it a car?
N…oh yes, actually.
The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess
I own a car! CAR!
I own a car! - Комедії
I hope you all like the video!!
Banger!
I hope you like my comment about how much i like the video. Because i like the video.
It's amazing!!!
Freaking love it bro
It's beautiful
First your parents house, and now a car. Some hard flexes lately
It's all been uphill since that mansion party.
YASS QUEEN!
Huh. Just been listening to your 3+ hours videos. Neat!
He's moving up in the world
next is gonna be his street
"The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup" is an underrated lyric that's pure genius
Not the diva cup at the end of that line 💀😂
Pretty sure it's a wine glass?
It's on the same wavelength as "You can have the Model T in any color you want as long as it's black"
It's great. I think most people can relate to having your first car and being so proud/excited about everything in it even though it was a piece of junk
Yes so true
I still really love how Danny says "I own a car, woman!" and the one woman in the immediate vicinity seems genuinely delighted, and looks to her friend like "Hey, that's me!" and her friend just "..."
It's been weeks but I keep laughing.
My favorite part is how that looks like the same woman from "First Date". So, there's some continuity here!
@@sylinmino I mean, hey, maybe that's where they met !
HOLY SHIT IT FITS INTO MY TIMELINE
@@moemuxhagi there's a timeline?
@@N0Xcn no there's not
_Clearly_ there's not
Which is EXACTLY why I'm making one
@@moemuxhagi makes sense
As someone who owns a car, I’m just glad we finally have a song that represents our community 😌
preach
@@xsonz2 I also own a car!
As another car owner, I agree.
As an owner of a beige car I feel VERY represented here
as someone who also owns a car, i agree
Dan has done many tremendous things-
Tried to seduce a mermaid, court a princess, hold a massive party with killer pandas.. But now, he performs his most dazzling feat:
*Owning a car.*
CAR!
HE OWNS A CAR YA TURKEYS
Don't forget that he slayed a dragon and won the whole super bowl by himself!
I wonder if he still invents a new form of karate each day after all these years
Don’t forget trying to show JonTron a great time at the super lame party.
“The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess” absolutely punched me in the gut😂
"The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup" will never fail to make me laugh
Now it makes me wonder what would happen if they kept guessing the stuff on Danny's list before finaly getting to CAR
@@JMan5437 "Watch in amazement as stuff. gets. more. near." Fucking got me so good.
Or did it kick you right in the ass? 😂
Haha double positives
The pronunciation of "bass" like the fish, just so it could rhyme with the previous line, is just too perfect
THIS is the line that kills me the most. It was such an unexpected joke
Homestar-tier joke
"But, Danny, isn't that pronou--"
"Sacrifices must be made, Brian."
I also think it was said that way to feed into the ignorance of a first time car owner :P
@@Vagabondobiondo the best tier
I love the bit where Danny says ‘woman’ and then the woman realises it’s about her and points to herself in surprise it’s weirdly wholesome 😂
I thought the same thing! It made me smile. 😄
My favorite part
@@GeeslinsNerdRoom it’s honestly so funny and cute 😂
Isn't that the same girl from First Date? Or very similar looking.
The interjection was very Robert plant and I love it 🤘🏻
I can’t believe it took over 10 years for an album to finally be named “These Nuts”. I’m proud of you guys 😭
Did they already announce the New Album’s name before this?
@@Pallyforeva it's in the title card thing that usually lists song-album-artist-external credit
@CDawgVA must've named this album.
Wondering if I’m the only one who thought “when did they release These Nuts?… 🤦♂️”
They are a couple of nuts, those guys
That lead guitar harmony on “gets more near” is just SO right.
That’s my favorite part, due to brian looking more and more unstable as he approaches Dan XD
1:20
"gets more near" is a masterpiece of music that shall live on for generations. it is the next beethoven
Bro that makes my toes curl
Lord Phobos is so underrated
I think “LOOK OUT, it’s ✨ *beige* ✨ the coolest kind of brown a humam can handle, thank God that you’re sitting down” is probably one of my favorite sentences ever
honestly a pretty underrated lyric still
I think it’s hilarious that Brian is both always trying to kill Dan and yet is also his loyal hype guy.
Ergo, Ninja Brian is a symbiote.
He tries to kill everyone, no exclusions allowed
Brian is the best of all worlds
You'll never get as much hype as when everyone is at your funeral.
It's a blood Debt, but Danny owes Brian blood.
Pronouncing bass like the fish is a totally underrated bit
* lowers treble * *increases number of fish flopping about in the trunk *
Seriously why isn't anyone mentioning this one? The guffaw that left my body as I realized what the rhyme was about to be
It's been out for a day 👀👀 nothing is underrated at the moment
Probably because it’s an old and somewhat obvious joke.
@@randy1822001 _You're_ an old and somewhat obvious joke!
Love seeing Danny go from losing his millions during the Pandageddon in "Mansion Party", moving back in with his parents to save money in "Welcome to My Parents' House", and now in "I Own a Car" he's saved up enough money to buy a car.
I just love that this is the accepted cannon 😂
But where does First Date fit into the Shoocharu NSP Music-matic Universe?
@@BB_Promoter Probably before Mansion Party, those millions came from selling the Picasso paintings he stole.
He probably lives in the car after his parents kicked him out.
And they say Ninja Sex Party doesn't have lore
This truly embodies the energy of getting your first (inevitably shitty) car. You love it and it's everything
My first car was a year older than I was when I got it, and it was the fucking BEST! Completely accurate.
My first car was a 2016 Kia Forte with 70,000 miles on it. I bought it in 2017. HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET THOSE MILES?
NOW... I drive a 2018 Lincoln MKZ Hybrid with less than 23 thousand.
HOW THE FUCK DID IT NOT GET THOSE MILES?
“The cupholder holds anything as long as it’s a cup”
Genius.
“The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works”
Most true line ever.
Correction: The engine is a mystery and NO ONE knows how it works.
"Who needs a license mama, when you got a car" is pure gold
I hope they release this on cassette.
So I can play it in my car.
Underrated content award for you
@@gabebenson6105 Give it time. This cream will rise.
Wait. You have a car? Lucky bastard. I just have a tricycle with play cards in the spokes.
*CAR!*
ca~aaaaar!
Oh man, you own a car?!
1:35 The two slices of Dan's face being out of sync with each other is 100% my *favorite* joke in the entire video
Thank you, that made me laugh too
I couldn’t tell if it was intentional or not, but I loved it
@@shoocharu Wait, it was meant to be a joke ? I thought it was an artistic choice, I think it's badass, actually
Yeah fr I had to do a double take the first time I saw it but now it's hilarious
This is the most Huey Lewis and the News sounding song they've made yet and I'm all here for it
YES! Very "Heart of Rock & Roll" imo
This song really makes me need to return some videos.
"The cupholder holds anything as long as it's a cup" is a weirdly brilliant line, and I love how its rhythm functions in the song.
That line will be on a plaque in a museum somewhere one day.
Along with "The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess"
@@theindie-vidual2188 that line is also fab!!
I doubt that cupholder can hold a 1L Nalgene bottle, or anything of similar girth.
@@1994AustinSmith bottles aren't cups
As a guy who went nearly two years without a car in an area with no mass transit, I can say that this video perfectly captures the emotions I had after finally having a car again.
As a young lady who recently got her first car, you're spitting facts
16 year old me can agree
Lmao yes!! I went 6 years 🥲🥲 this song is amazing 😂
As somebody who lost a PS Mobile account, to play Oh! Deer on.
I guess this is a nice tune for Hyper Gunsport.
"Check out these windows, they're totally clear so you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near"
This line slew me.
its even better when it does the slow zoom as Brian is about to hit Danny
Danny’s “Oh shit” expression slayed me 😂😂😂😂
It baffles me how Danny can come of as both badass and pathetic at the same time... I like it.
"The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup" will forever be my favorite line from any song ever
I assure you it will hold more than cups.
IOWNACAR
No it won't
It is quite simply unfair how good Shoocharu is at capturing the energy of Ninja Sex Party songs. The power. The poise. The subtle jokes. Every time I watch I see something new.
I love the license plates, and I really agree that Shoocharu captures the imagination and energy of the band. I love the older stuff but NSP has gotten sooooo much better over the years.
I love how dan is sitting alone in a dark room panicking about the boys going off script it kills me everytime
Something about Dan's vocal run at 1:03, combined with the animation of him full body wiggling to it, scratches the right part of my brain. I can't stop replaying it.
Same here its great
CA A A AR!
I n d e e d, the color contrast, too
"The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess" hit me unexpectedly hard in the funny bone. Outstanding tune and animation.
"The cupholder holds anything as long as it’s a cup." That's actually incredibly deep, like a Zen Koan. As in, I can hold any identity as long as it's me. Or does any identity become me by virtue of me holding it? What am I but a container for my own sense of self? Dan Avidan is a philosophical genius.
As much as I love how deeply and creatively you've looked into the line here.... I don't think it goes that deep. I, uh, think you might be the one philosophizing. But keep it up, you're very poetic.
u sound like my AP Literature teacher
Dan "I could die 14 minutes from now. When I bash my face into the wall." Avidan
Can confirm. My wife was incredibly excited about her Mexican Coke and put it in the cupholder. After our first right turn it was all over her feet and the floorboard.
Truly, we are C U P
It's nice to see Danny getting back on his feet after the battle panda incident forced him to move back in with his parents. Sweet ride, get it King!
“The engine is a mystery no one knows how it works”
And
“The Boys guessed that much faster than I thought The Boys would guess”
Had me ✨dying✨
Incredible stuff as ever, lads.
Shoocharu killing it once again with the animation! ❤
As someone that does understand how the engine works, that under hood shot was fantastic! So good.
I'm really happy that at least one car channel on UA-cam commented on this song!
Haha, me too! Reminds me of that time I had to change the spark plug fluid on my diesel engine.
Imagine rolling up next to someone at a stoplight and looking over at them with this song blasting.
I did that on my home from work with sunglasses on and they had the most confused look on there face it was perfect
Ah, so you've seen my future plans to make happen.
I can because I just did it two hours ago
I cant wait lmao
welp, now I know what I'm gonna be doing when the album comes out.
“But when These Nuts came out in ‘23, they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to a Huey Lewis, but I think Dan has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
You’re so good. Great reference. Love ya.
I totally read this in his voice lol
Great reference 👌🏼
There's something so relatable about Dan staring at the well thought out list of things he was expecting to be guessed besides car. It's similar to the feeling of having a joke so funny in your head that just doesn't land with anyone.
I NEEDED THIS!! As a fan of NSP and the owner of a car.
It brings a tear to my eye ;( it’s just too relatable
I also own a car and am a fan of NSP... Did we just become best friends?
Quit bragging!
@@ElNumro23 you know it! Now downshift and let’s go!
@@44actual vroom vroom 💜
I love how Shoocharu has become the go to artist for songs where Dan is over the top about mundane shit, they give it such an enhanced level of energy and gravitas 😁
Every time NSP and Shoocharu get together magic happens
And every time we kiss…
I get this feeling
I agree with your comment but it's at 69 likes and I can't be the one that ruins that
4 months down the line and I think this has become my favourite NSP song. The whole 'bragging about something which isn't that special' thing is so funny already, but then you go and throw in "the cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup" and then the competition just ends.
I'm so happy for Danny that, after all these years, he's finally reached the level of success that permits car ownership! Well done!
Permitted without a permit! Or a license!
I mean it's no wonder the boys guessed the car so quickly, considering Brian ran them over with it at 1:18
it was so fast i didnt notice, but yeah, that was amazing XD
It's like when someone comes in, prancing, stroking their OBVIOUSLY new hair-doo, and asks "See anything new..?"
-"Well,, oh I dont know... CAN IT BE YOUR HAIR? *sarcastic*
Dan had also said "I own a car" seven times in the last two minutes, which struck me as a solid hint.
He wasn't running them over, he was just watching them get more near.
What truly sells this song for me is the unparalleled confidence and commitment in Dan's voice. Like you really need to be completely in and believable for this song to work. SO GOOD!
I feel like the lyric 'The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup' is the kinda thing a car salesman would tell me while trying to sell his 200000 mile Ford Fiesta
Shoocharu and NSP is really just a matchup made in heaven, both sides always compliment each other's insanity without fail
As someone who doesn't own a car - I can live my dreams through this song.
Thank you Ninja Sex Party for making dreams come true.
Same! It captures my feelings when I owned a car (its ugly but it works, who needs a license, what is the engine, wow cupholder) and now, carless, it gives me the ability to fantasize about what could've been.
I sold it for scrap btw. Next goal: rad BIKE
it feels exactly like this song
as someone who owns 2 cars, its even more epic than this song
@@ChrisBlagdonIsABoss as someone who owns 5 cars old enough to buy alcohol, i concur
“The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup” Truly inspirational words
Damn, this is already a year old? Time flies, man.
I swear to you, this WILL be the first song I play as soon as I get my first car. It's just WAYYYY too good to pass up the opportunity
I'm gonna check, so you better remember.
I legit wish this song had existed when I got my first car.
this is going to be the first song i play as soon as i drive my car legally!!!
Well obviously
What's gonna be second?
Better call me Edison cause I'm stealin that idea
Scoocharu is an absolute wizard at colours, composition and animation. This is impressive af
I love how soocharu deliberately chose the bold coloring and vibrance to juxtapose the shit stain on each panel which is the best-color-of-brown car
"Scoocharu" omg, I love the fact no one can get his name right 😂😂😂
@@moemuxhagi Omg lmao I hadn’t noticed. Shoocharu. Shoocharu.
I love this and it’s why I love listening to ninja sex party is my favorite
Out of most celebrities I relate most to Dan. He is humble and doesn't make it seem like he has everything. He appreciates the little things in life, and no matter how much money is made in our lives, we need that humbleness. That being said, He has a car!
I found NSP a few months back and I cannot stop listening to all these insanely godlike songs and now this. This song is such a banger and that cupholder is so versatile!
Nice pfp, bro.
Welcome to the fandom
0:53 I like how when Danny says “I own a car, WOMAN!” It pans over to the girl and she points at herself like “Hey. I’m a woman!”
"One WEIRD trick train engineers don't want you to know"
PILOTS HATE THIS!
"Locomotion lasts for Days!!"
I like to think that Dan is the same Dan in all of Shoocharu’s videos. Like, he has to use this car now that his laser car from his mansion was destroyed by rampaging pandas
I'm going to be honest, I think Dan's way of announcing he's reached life goals through song is probably my most favorite. From becoming heroes saving the planet from a giant puma/rhinocerus/sexlessfutures, getting blue-balled by mermaids, finding true love and buying a car. All of them have become bangers.
"The cupholder holds anything as long as it's a cup..."
This is the lyrical genius that keeps me coming back to NSP after all these years.
Can we all agree that Shoocharu's Design of Dan is Perfect? Since "Welcome to my parent's house" The design of Dan is just perfect to the personality of Dan in both songs. Shoocharu just capture the essence of Dan in his style. Just 10/10 for Shoocharu's Style and Animation and 10/10 for NSP Music
Didn’t he do “Mansion Party” before “Welcome to my Parent’s House”? But yes I totally agree, this is animated Dan at its best
Down to the Star of David pendant around his neck; every detail is perfect. The design not only suits Dan but perfectly captures the glitz and glam of his Sexbang counterpart.
@@ddddavyy8383 i dont wanna be that guy... but the star of david has 6 points, danny has a pentegram since it's 5 pointed
@@madeegaindraws gotcha, didn't notice that you're totally right. Even still, definitely suits Danny
Ninja Brian too. The perfect round manic eyes are hilarious 😂
"crank up the B A H S S" hit me and I can't get up
Now we need a second version where the boys actually guess in accordance with Dan's prediction and he doesn't panic.
Dan went from 'Let's steal a car tonight' to actually owning one. 👌🏽😉
This feels like an extremely high quality 2009 Newgrounds video. The song. The message. The brushes. Everything is so good dude. This is art.
The 4:3 ratio.
"The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup" never fails to get a chuckle out of me
At 1:24 something about how Dan's face is drawn when he's singing "Do you believe in miracles?" is utterly captivating to me. It consistently makes me think of a terrifying and cool anime villain
I don't think you guys have ever nailed the 80s energy and sound as hard as you have here. Absolutely can't wait for the full album
That was exactly my feeling when I heard this song, too. Every time I hear the beginning of this song in a playlist, I have a fleeting thought it's a song from like 1987.
I just wanna say how brilliant you boys are by making Dan crash into Brian instead of the lamppost.
Legitimately didn't expect it till I was cry laughing at Brian taking it better than the lamppost would've. 😂
And Dan’s body flopping out the front window.
I didn't even see the lamppost oh my got that's brilliant.
1:38 is such a Weird Al style of lyric I love it
I really hope NSP pays Shoocaru for more of these videos because they just fit the music so god damn well
Right? I love Shoocaru's style and color, his work is amazing. Plus when he slips in his own humor in it makes me laugh every time!
Always love Shoocharu's work. Amazing
Truly masterful works of art 💜
finally, I now know what to listen to when I’m in a car. thank you Danny and Brian I needed this now more than ever
First NSP song in a bit where I legit can’t sing the entire thing without bursting into laughter! “The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup” gets me every time.
2:08 idk why but this part of the video makes me laugh way more than it should down to the smooth animation and the breakdown Danny is having over how they guessed it so fast😭
Edit: i also just noticed how the panic was the step he had to do if they didnt follow the script
I do always love when dan sings about the mundain like it's something never before seen.
Enjoy your 69th like 😉
@@briangruenewald7536 It was fun while it lasted.
I just love that Danny is just happy with anything his mood is addictive.
Jokes per minute is of the charts on this one. Every line is hilarious.
I'm gonna play this non-stop the second I get my driver's license
Look, you'll have to believe me internet strangers, but Dan recently gave me some advice and input on music, sincerely just a couple days ago. He didn't mention this song coming out, he didn't talk about his own stuff. He was kind and thoughtful and I can hear in this song some of the things he mentioned to me.
Damn proud to support him, Brian, and anyone else behind the scenes for NSP. Also Shoocharu with a KICK ASS video!
Any advice you can pass on to the rest of us mortals?
get a car! 🚗😎
And that advice was "get a car"
That vocal riff at 1:03 is SMOOTHER THAN BUTTER, MY GUY 🫠
right?? and even the growls! dan’s so flipping talented!!
This is the kind of song where I can imagine my own music video, locations and camera angles just by hearing it
"The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works". Glad Shoocharu understood that Brian's first response would be to stab it
NSP's fabulous lifestyle never ceases to leave an impression, even if it's on the nearest lamppost.
Dan has the most magical male voice since David Bowie. I'm picky about my male singers and absolutely love Dan's voice. 💖
I'm not picky about voice at all because it's objectively the least important, lyrics are #1, music #2, voice #3, luckily NSP is the whole damn package!
The song is a comedic banger on its own, but the animated storytelling floors me everytime. I give a genuine laugh at that (F)antastic joke every rewatch and Shoocharu continues to excel at interpretive storytelling during musical interludes. From parents house roller disco to the max max parody of this one, the creativity oozes through. Love these animated MVs :)
I seriously have a mad earworm right now and it's *JUST* "The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup- I HAVE A CAR!'
I can definitely hear some growth in musicianship since the last album and COVID, Dan, Brian and Jim more so than TWRP. The production, songwriting, and Dan's vocals sound really good.
meanwhile... no matter how much we practice, we actually just keep getting worse at our instruments
@@TWRPband I mean you guys just got the opposite problem of nowhere to go but up (but also jk I'm still blown away by New and Improved and eagerly await new material and what your crazy brains and fingers have in store for us
The fact that NSP, especially Dan's voice, captures such a beautiful style and period of music while having their own unique tone is remarkable.
1:43 Brian's response to something he doesn't understand is to stab it. His response to things he does understand is the same.
Now I'm gonna be calling people turkeys. Thanks
This has 80s Weird Al Vibes all over it! Love it!
Even more Huey Lewis and the News vibes
I love how Dan is really exploring his vocals in this one. So stoked for this next album!
went from a mansion to living with your parents, now enough money to buy a car
I swear the animation quality gets better every time
The way Shoocharu draws Brian is always my favorite, he just knows how to capture his chaotic energy so well
Once again, NSP delivers on all my needs: Rockin' 80's style tracks, hilarious Comedy, and Shoocharu's phenomenal animation. Looking forward to the new album guys!
Omg. I just realized that ninja Brian is dancing away from the green screen while
Flipping the bird. That is the first time I have ever seen anything so hilarious like that. LEGENDARY
Ninja Brian actually approving of something is not something you see everyday. Respect the car!
Gawds... Shoo has really stepped up their game. This quite honestly has some of the best animation transitions I have ever seen you do. I felt like I was back in a Don Bluth cartoon... just oozing with handmade goodness. Keep your motivation high and continue to be amazing.
is shoocharu a team, not one person?
I thinks this solidifies the implication that Schoocharu is the best animator on UA-cam
As someone who's yet to own a car, I feel like this captures the feeling of having your first car.
Your first car will be a total piece of shit and it will make you feel on top of the world. It’s a rite of passage really
I just got my own car like a week ago, and I can confirm this is exactly how it feels.
@@toxicdemon1315 Ayyyy, congratulations! I wish I get my car soon enough :,)
This song would be in a regular show episode where Mordecai and Rigby go from flexing their new car to a post apocalyptic Mad Max world and i wouldn't be phased. 😂