Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal"
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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No one ever appreciates the Pearl for Drifloon entry and it's so much better:
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.
I do bro it made me laugh for a while
Yoink
drifloon: YOINK
kid: *no u*
I'm going to guess they (Drifloon) don't like that
I have a shiny drifloon
*"Maybe getting kidnapped by a ghost will teach you some manners."*
Who the f**k are you
tom nook No who are you? And why did you steal all my bells?
fine, here’s me 99,800 bells.
Mr. Nook just stop taking my bells please
Congrats on hearing what the guy said
“It has infinitely multiplying brain cells? Thats like infinite more than I have.”
*ya dont say.*
i swear that's the mood of the century
I need brain cells
Lol os ynnuf
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out if floor.
Ya don't sae
14:06 “there’s so many child stealing Pokémon we’ve got driftloon, duskul, hypno, and yamask.
Hold up. When did it say that yamask steals children. It said it carries its face when it was a human and cries while looking at it.
if anything cofagrigus is a child stealer because it mummifies whoever's in front of it
hi noob
I always hated Hypno, but always liked Driftbloom.
I know this technically dosent count but phantump
@@andysavs1838 yes it does. It lures them and K**** them to turn them into there own phantump
Fun facts : when your body is greatly injured/old or been push to their limits, you can "choose" to die if you let it go, that why in those situation people ask you to stay awake, talk, and try to keep your calm for keeping your blood pressure in somewhat better shape than if you just scream you gonna die and stress out.
that can happend to a pregnant women during labor if there is some complication. Now you know. :)
Not so fun fact: When you’re dying of starvation, your body will digest a protective enzyme around your heart as a final attempt to circulate nutrients throughout the body. Obviously this doesn’t work, and you die within a few minutes. So, you pretty much eat your heart before you die of starvation (I’m not an expert on this and this is a simplified version of the process, so my apologies if I got some things wrong)
@@justarandomquagsire4268 your own heart give its final push to keep you alive is a nice way to put it.
Fun fact: reading that triggered my existentialism…
In other words
Thanks *I HATE IT!!*
Legends: Arceus revealed that the “Arceus” encounter as a trainer is simply a part split off from the whole of the being, so I think Arceus having “1000 arms” means 1000 of these separate agents of its being
Or the 1000 arms could be referring to Unown
9:55- Primeape’s the only Pokémon you can’t ever see as literally too angry to die, then.
I’m so tired I read primape as pinapple
Breaking News
Pokemon Literally Too Angry to Die
Promptly Dies 7 Minutes Later
@@sukithediscorder1584 PINEAPPLE BAHAHAH 😭
scarlet and violet are out, no longer true
“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man
This should be the Series name XD
W A T C H
*W H E E Z E*
Ok...
Oh it’s you
"A boy with psychic powers suddenly transformed into a kadabra"
Me:THEN why are there so many KADABRAS
Dittos & Daycare
So following this entry, That means they didn't stop the project, and kept making MORE and MORE of them?
This is according to a rumor...
@@marioalbertomoreno3819 omfg
That boy became a kadabra, but he wasnt the first kadabra.
"You're so mad all the time that you die and get genuine peace in death."
Me: *Glances over at Asura*
Me: Sounds accurate
Primape: Gets so angry it dies
Darth Vader: Gets so angry everyone else dies.
Noice
@@mashynua1751 You get so angry, half of everyone dies
Especially the younglings. Earth vader killed the younglings.
Nobody likes I will railoctocake222yt
@@depressedorca7995 I get so angry I change my name.
That didn’t make sense did it?
Yes! Love the literal Pokédex from Dorkly. Especially the one with swablu being a hat, so pure.
It really is!
Same
Sometimes you need the big wholesome.
I won’t mind a birb hat
bird hat yes
That Alakazam is literally me before every exam... and then while the exam I´m a slowpoke... and back to an alakazam, but with random thoughts + memes
kinda same but only the second half lol
imagine spoink getting paralyzed wouldn't it die too
And if it got frozen
@@Seasmus99 and also put to sleep
If it was the Kalos region spoink would be fine
Anyone else think that a storyline involving Hypno would be a neat story to move into after the 'Perfect Bidoof' stuff winds down ?
In the primeape section my brain was going
"If Patterrs laughs so hard, he dies as a result".
I always lose it at the scene where the drifloon carries the baby off. That perfectly timed "Oh nooooo!!" gets me every time. xD
The Yamask and Kadabra there must be part of an Mystery Dungeon exploration team by the time Xatu is mentioned. And then the horror that Xatu sees is that, even after having fully evolved, they will come close to losing to Dark Matter.
[If any of you understand and like this reference to PSMD’s plot, I will be very impressed. Especially since all I’ve played of Mystery Dungeon (As of this post, anyway) is the Rescue Team DX Demo. (As Cubone and Machop)]
15:57 Funny thing is Xatu communicates using flag signals with its wings.
7:26 quarantine routine
Yes yes yes these are amazing!
Next up the evolutions one!
Huh
“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man
That kadabra had a reference to Pokemon rusty, he said he came from the beige town science center, beige town being where rusty came from
3:47
FYI, 18,000 Fahrenheit is 9982 Celsius.
9:35 I don't know if you see this movie called Big Trouble in Little China, but there's this guy who got so angry that he blew up and died.
“There are so many child stealing Pokémon”
Now I wonder why we send them on journeys by themselves
Little did we know a few years later that Primeape dying from anger would be how it evolves in Gen 9
For your next reaction, I recommend Pokemon FireRed with only Magikarp by Mah-Dry-Bread. Amazing video from a great youtuber.
Or he could check out Jrose11
No no no no no no @Eli Asper
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" That my friends is an Animal Crossing meme reference I think cause this came out shortly after that egg day even with the virus where literally... everything was eggs XD
i think ive been poisoned by my consituents
Not just me looking at something for 12 minutes then saying haha
Accurate
9:22 this entry got me dying 😂
I’d still like to see a list of top Pokemon as Emotional Support or Therapy Pokemon, Shaymin should be on there
4:25 From what I heard that was a real thing with wagon trains to the West using buffalos' droppings to keep themselves warm.
14:10 I didn't think Yamask had anything to do with kidnapping kids.
" I use celcius I expect that means the temp is super high" Yes, yes it is. To the point where that temp is double the heat of the damn sun.
Yep. That's almost 10.000 Celsius.
aw thats hot!
Patterz is best poketuber, anyone agree?
Thank you!
Hal0_ Paige34
I agree with that!
Patterrz no problem!
No, the pokemon channel has amazing leaks
My friend: *hey do you know what math stands for?*
Me: *no what does it mean*
My friend: *it means mental abuse to humans*
Me: *dying of laughter*
fun fact, you actually can die from sadness! Your heartstrings will literally break. you can literally die from heartbreak
Cassualy dying in my blanket from the heat
This is good vid.
Totally not from twitch!
i saw a video explaining the thermodynamics of why magcargo can be 18000 F without just burning the entire world. i don't remember all of the details but long story short, it's extremely small size makes it so that the really high temperature has about the same effect of an average bonfire.
Primape
Patterrz in 2020:
Hahahahaha! It gets so angry it dyes hahaha!
Primape 3 years later:
Who's laughing now! I am alive again and i am bigger and stronger than ever before! I am now Annihlape and i shall destroy you HAHAHAHA!!
11:25 lol. the Revenge Pokemon.
I would love a story about an Alakazam.. that is constantly drunk and chugging alcohol to kill off it's braincells to avoid having it's head explode.
came from the stream and while i watched the video from dorkly already here we go again ^^
“Finally we get a positive one!”
That luvdisc is probably beached. It’s going to die painfully.
10:31 *ah yes, the Karma Ghost.*
Dorkly have just released If Pokedex enteries was literal volume 3. Thought you would like to know. Its got more on Badbidoof, PB and Bianca.
Everyone watching this: POKEMON
me watching this: ONE PUUUUNCH
Yup the exposure video was pretty accurate. Another reaction.
Jk pat this content hilarious
Told you this man is a reacttuber
what exposure video
@re: Nai the this poketuber is 'Fake"
GrandGamingGuild lol he is *Fake*
2:54
Slurpuff is from kalos, which is based on france
Yeah, definitely a curse
I know, right?
7:47 Yeah hah, Shuckle!
12:25 that's the Cutest entry i heard by far.
515 views and 151 likes (I liked) this is flawless
PERFECTION
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"i think that was sandslash"
me: sandslash is a rock/ground type not a fire type
He was saying is Sandslash is Magcargo's opponent, and also Sandslash isn't a rock type, just a pure ground
@@lunaticabandoned8179 i know that now lol
This is such a react channel
Were the meme gang
Meme gang indeed
What's a meme gang?
This is why children need Pokemon to protect them in their universe. And they're lucky that they obey them.
"Why are there so many kiddie stealers in Pokémon?"
Because Pokémon is a kid's game, so the fears have to be focused on the kids to make it scarier for them. :)
Imagine if Drifloons preferred to take adults, the kids playing Pokémon wouldn't be worried.
But with these *kid*nappers, the children will have nightmares, which Hypno and Drowzee can eat. :)
There’s 3 of these videos that you missed! Also I would love to see you react to the Machamp vs Goro Death Battle!
14:24 Ever hear of payback?
Pokémon train children and force them to fight in secret underground leagues.
With all the kidnapping Pokémon it’s no wonder little kids run around the world with creatures that could easily kill them for protection
9:24 they need stress relief if that happens when they mad.
2:15 actually, hippo’s sweat is red.
The reason why some Pokémon steal kids and kill kids bc when they were next to one some of them were threatened by some so they want to take revenge to those who threatened then so they search for kids to kill of steal so they can take revenge on them
Dobbs’s “what happens inside a poke ball” pls🙃
I saw the thumbnail and it shows my least least least least least favorite fairy type
Patterrz: why are there so many child stealing Pokémon
Me: you mean kidnappers
Patterz you're maybe the only person i can think of that laughs after hearing the words "It gets so angry it dies"
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Satan:
Me:
Comment section: 🔥AAAAAAA🔥
Spoink doesn't sleep the pearl on its head is said to give it limitless energy.
Sleep powder would not do that. The Pokédex says it’s so used to bouncing that it bounces subconsciously while asleep.
Until Scarlet and Violet he becomes a broken ghost type. lol
No Magikarp died from not being in FRICKING WATER HES A FIIIIIIIIIISH
The comments not requesting another video a lot.
A rare and unique delicacy.
Me before I watched dis: the animated game boy creepypasta is funny. After this: Hypnos sniffing montage is funnier
Hmm. I actually HAVE seen Revenge of the Sith, Padme’s death and all. But if regional forms of Mankey and Primeape were water-type, that would happen!
Hypno’s entry basically: Come little children come with me…
My favorite reacttuber ❤️
9,000 degrees F° is the sun's heat, making mancargo 2× hotter than the *SUN!*
Macargo is twice as hot as the surface of the sun
3:35 *clears throat*
THIS HAS BEEN DISPROVE BY THERMODYNAMICS
Hypno doing the Hannibal Lector face made me die! LOL!!
niceys. pat watches happy-themed child-game monster data turned horribly brutal.
There is a man too angry to die and primape who's so angry it dies
Chansey: Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?
Me: hup! *points to screen*
*Danny Devito*
*Danny Devito*
A drifloon cant do squats, you have that part right, But SURELY it cant do deadlifts
Wow I didn't know Sandslash had a glass type evolution!
Came from the stream!! It was really fun!
18000 degrees farenheit is hotter than the suface of the sun
Dorkly's pokemon adventure
Starter squad
those are 2 i really want to see :D starter squad especially (if you haven't already)
18000 degrees Fahrenheit is TWICE AS HOT AS THE SUN
18,000 Fahrenheit is about twice as hot as the surface of the sun. So there's that. Also if anyone wants specifics thats 9998 Celsius
For the macargo one to put this into perspective I think 212 Fahrenheit is boiling point for water
idk about celsius but the surface of the sun is about 10,000 fahrenheit, so there's some context for magcargo's bullshit
Magcargo is 1.5 times the heat of the sun. That is the Fahrenheit translation.
dont forget drifblim thats a pokemon that carries children away
Fun fact you can find a level 100 wild magikarp in the resort Area in pokemon platinum
The Goobyess onde Went from 0 to 100 Real Quick
Alakazam is literally born with cancer. Wow.
Well... If you think about it, there are a lot more children stealing Pokemon from their homes and forcing them to be their slaves.
Maybe the reason why there are a lot of children stealing pokemon, is to balance things, like some kind of poetic Justice.
To give you an idea of how hot Magcargo is
The sun is 9,941°F
You should react to "Beating Leon with a team of level 1 Ghastlys"
Gorebyss if ever caught I’ll name it imperfect cell