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For someone who has alot on her plate, Jessie is such a blast to hang out with, I can see alot of people falling for her especially if they’re from Sector 7.
@@ziggamon She had a couple flirt lines lmao you could literally think nothing of it on ps1 version?? Here 9/10 of her dialogue is her wanting dick. You guys clearly need to replay that ps1 version lol.
The way she’s so thirty but at the same time so playful with it, it’s hard to tell whether she’s actually serious about it or not. Wedge & Biggs warned us, but damn she can be very convincing at it. Personally I think it’s her way of getting to know Cloud better, *and more so.*
*Square makes Jessie extremely adorable, wife material, who you can't help but fall in love with >Me and every other person who's played FF7 before: "Oh *no* ".
Well shit. Here i was, considering buying this game to catch up on what the previous generation experienced. Genuinely interested (for reasons...), planning to go in blind, but.... My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
She's like that stereotypical cheerful childhood anime female friend who desperately trying to give hints to the protagonist that she's in love with him but in the end got friendzoned.
Although Tifa and Aerith are the two heavy-hitters who are the closest to get Cloud’s affection, I’d say that Jessie marked a few points, after all she was the first to make him smile and wasn’t shy to display her thirst for him which got him flustered (even though he could be annoyed by her actions sometimes).
Considering Jessie is established as once being an actress in FF7R, her outgoing and often dramatic personality really fits her very well. It’s the small details in this game that continue to impress me even after I’ve played through it twice.
I think Jesse beat Tifa and Aerith to punch in some areas. I mean seriously she wasn't holding back for real. Gave cloud a kiss and hug plus she went all out by giving invitations to cloud to be at her place. Plus she even was at his place and flirting with him without any hesitation also making cloud unable to react to her. Man she may be the only one was like "I'm going to make my move on cloud" regardless if Tifa is around.
TheBmills415 she didn’t act like she owned him??? Tifa probably acted most comfortable and laid back around cloud considering she’d known him the longest out of the other 2
I wonder what they’ll do for part 2 honestly, because In the og ff7 you can go on dates and the date with Yuffie. Yuffie actually kisses cloud on the cheek so I can imagine the dialogue all of the dates would have and then effect it’ll have afterwards.
There should be a part in the final part (of the 3 part FFVII Remake trilogy) where Aerith is about to be killed and then the Whispers or whatever they are called swirl around Cloud and give him flashbacks of Aeriths infamous demise from the original FFVII flash through Clouds head and then he returns to reality and blocks Sephiroth's sword, with him saying in surprise "What?! Impossible?! Fate demands that she dies!!" and then Cloud says "Apparently the Whispers say otherwise Sephiroth!!" this would hint that in the original, Aerith wasn't supposed to die, and the Whispers were likely created from the start to prevent stuff like what happened to Aerith in the original from happening, but that's just a Theory... A Game Theory!
Your relationship with Jessie has changed Your relationship with Jessie has deepened Your relationship with Tifa has changed Your relationship with Tifa has worsened
0:25 Did she straight up dry hump him?! Jessie definitely made me think she was the real catch back in FF7. I'm so glad Remake upplays that to the max!
Feels kinda weird playing this after P5 Royal and hearing Futaba's VA flirting like that, took some time getting used to. it didn't help both games came out at basically the same time in 2020.
If you actually knew what those ingredients are. Marche, aka La Marche is a sexy shoe company. Louche is a vogue style of makeup, Black Milly is a term often used for a tiny black dress, and Shelley is likely Shelley K, which is known for sexy lingerie underwear. She's describing an outfit to serve the pizza in. Barret in rebirth refers to it as a love potion in English but in other languages it's more obvious...
0:09 Anyone else wonder why they don’t just fall over due to the sheer weight of the Buster Sword? I mean they don’t even lean to the other side to counter balance it.
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For someone who has alot on her plate, Jessie is such a blast to hang out with, I can see alot of people falling for her especially if they’re from Sector 7.
I see what you did there.
Damn you, you sent out a barrage of missiles, all feels, very CRUSHING.
Dude it's a trap. It's going to blow up in your face and bury you six feet under.
Kakuchopurei jeez calm down guys she’s under pressure as it is..
Yes officer
This one right here
She said welcome home honey
That line says it all😏
She want to be fu.... a 🤣😂
😂🤣
@@nobunaga-oda yes ..yes she is
@@luxeternity 🤣😂🤣😂
@Donald Trump I love democracy
Jessie: call me goku baby because I'm going to ride that cloud all day long
Nice!
Good one
Damn mate u got me 😂
that shit was cold
Bars?
The fact they took Jessie and made her thirsty lover girl makes me sad considering the future events
She has always been thirsty even back in the OG PS1 version.
They just fleshed it out in full 4K and voice today!
@@ziggamon She had a couple flirt lines lmao you could literally think nothing of it on ps1 version?? Here 9/10 of her dialogue is her wanting dick. You guys clearly need to replay that ps1 version lol.
Well, if you have seen ending of remake...
They hint she can still be alive.
The way she’s so thirty but at the same time so playful with it, it’s hard to tell whether she’s actually serious about it or not.
Wedge & Biggs warned us, but damn she can be very convincing at it. Personally I think it’s her way of getting to know Cloud better, *and more so.*
@@cstilwell7 I really appreciate your wording
*Square makes Jessie extremely adorable, wife material, who you can't help but fall in love with
>Me and every other person who's played FF7 before: "Oh *no* ".
The Veteran : oh uh
lol ff7 players no the real jessie 🤣🤣🤣
The prophecy is true....
>Me and every other first-timer finding out Jessie let the whole sector smash.
atleast tell me cloud tap once on jessie
Damn she want's that buster sword
11 hours and I'm the only like, wow that ain't the move, this needs WAY more likes
cloud's sword is so big
Rule 34 lets do this
Your profile pic makes this so much better
She's looking for that Focused Thrust
In this game everybody is a good waifu, even Cloud.
Especially Cloud.
Cloud Number One Waifu confirmed. Corneo and Barret will have to fight each other to see who gets him.
He's such a good waifu that all he thinks of is Sephiroth despite all the thirsty girls around him
😅
@@thewatcherinthecloud Andrea wins mah dude
Damn he went full ex burst
I love how Cloud is like Level 1 when it comes to skills of talking to girls, but yet every female desperately wanted him.
FICTION
Makes you wonder what would happen if he were able to level up those skills
he's a tsundere badass giant sword swinging pretty boy, i would smash if im a girl no homo
Yeah that's true, that makes absolutely no sense.
But the rest of this story makes complete sense.
Seems to be a Japanese thing in media. The boys who pay women absolutely no mind and focus on themselves always attract women.
Jessie dies*
Fanbase: SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW
Well shit. Here i was, considering buying this game to catch up on what the previous generation experienced. Genuinely interested (for reasons...), planning to go in blind, but.... My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Lloyd Pastrana I’d still recommend it! The game is phenomenal! You will not be disappointed
@@lloydpastrana6233 I see what you did there
@@TheHeadlessCreator So Jessie really does die a horrible death?
Sike
If you get the trophy during the motorcycle battle, Jessie will give you a kiss instead.
Really?
@@rwg6357 Yes but health bar must be above 80%. Check some videos to see how to keep your health during that Boss.
Guess I'm goin' for that achievement
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Yeah Hard as fuck, roche is just dancing around like maniac
She's like that stereotypical cheerful childhood anime female friend who desperately trying to give hints to the protagonist that she's in love with him but in the end got friendzoned.
God so accurate
@@ryojin7282 Literally might as well be holding a sign that says 'Take me Now Cloud!'
I mean... she gets hit with reality eventually so it's alright. I mean she kinda crumbles entirely but yeah
Cloud: Im sorry, but I like D
She didn't get friend zoned in the end, tbf. All of Sector 7 fell for her after all
Although Tifa and Aerith are the two heavy-hitters who are the closest to get Cloud’s affection, I’d say that Jessie marked a few points, after all she was the first to make him smile and wasn’t shy to display her thirst for him which got him flustered (even though he could be annoyed by her actions sometimes).
Jessie: I might be falling after all
Me: Oh, something's falling alright
That was so dark, bro. I’ve never said too soon before. Not once. But this time...
Hope it’s my cholesterol
SHTAHP
Shizaaaaaaaaa
No matter what people say about Jessie, when there's pizza I'm in.
For the good of mankind I am not gonna like your comment due to it having 69 likes
@@NoahIsNeon I see... so you're a man of culture as well.
@@Revenant1128 your never truly alone in this world
Pizza Time
That makes her best girl in my book.
0:24 Jessie, what are you doing?
She wants to break clouds limit if you know what I mean
I guess she wants to get hit with cloud's focusing thrust
🤣🤣🤣 not wrong
Judging by Cloud's visit at the massage parlour, his limit isn't very high
Madam M already broke cloud’s limit
@@poginitsu Is that an upgraded version of focust thrust? 🤔🤨
Considering Jessie is established as once being an actress in FF7R, her outgoing and often dramatic personality really fits her very well. It’s the small details in this game that continue to impress me even after I’ve played through it twice.
Damn I've seen people in the desert who were less thirsty.
💀
I like how she doesn't even hold back
She just goes full speed ahead 😅
Full spread ahead.
@@ventingshow4995 🤣
Full speed, just like the debris.
"Swing by my place after, so I can "pay you in full"
Damn Jessie. (I mean, Cloud is so dense that it won't work anyway :D)
To be fair, he did call her out for being desperate :P
He gets it, he is thinking about it actually.
*About Sephiroth that is*
"Psyche!"
Cloud ain't dense, he's got money on his mind and his mind on money
That "I might be falling after all" is so damn pure and cute
I like how Cloud is so put off by her thirstiness that at 1:45 the only options are “No” and “Definitely no.” Lol
Ff7 Fan: Tifa or Aerith
Me: Jessie
Same
Meh. I'm sticking with Tifa. Jessie just comes off as clingy and needy
I think Jesse beat Tifa and Aerith to punch in some areas. I mean seriously she wasn't holding back for real. Gave cloud a kiss and hug plus she went all out by giving invitations to cloud to be at her place. Plus she even was at his place and flirting with him without any hesitation also making cloud unable to react to her. Man she may be the only one was like "I'm going to make my move on cloud" regardless if Tifa is around.
I actually like her the most and it was refreshing
Tifa acted like she owned Cloud so she shouldn't have to try
And Aerith was mild aggressive
@Fg 98
It's lvls of aggression lmfao
TheBmills415 she didn’t act like she owned him??? Tifa probably acted most comfortable and laid back around cloud considering she’d known him the longest out of the other 2
I wonder what they’ll do for part 2 honestly, because In the og ff7 you can go on dates and the date with Yuffie. Yuffie actually kisses cloud on the cheek so I can imagine the dialogue all of the dates would have and then effect it’ll have afterwards.
She wanted the "d" so bad, that SE gave it to her, its a tragic "d" though
yikes
bruh
DAMN
Goddangit
Psych!!
I wouldn't mind, actually.
Playful, open-minded, and makes pizza, the one thing I can't make.
Jesus christ Erica, you need to stop being so thirsty
Dimitri now Cloud, someone give this girl a tall glass of water lol
joeslickback FUTABA
Tall glass of water ? You mean Jill ?
Cloud is literally the opposite of a simp
When she dies its pretty sad Cloud feels like he should have been nicer
And came that tomorrow night all over her and have pizza too or both at the same time.
And then her hentai suddenly increase
oh hell nahh~ 😂
Rule 34 demands it.
1 month later, still no decent ones
@@nemuiro15 let chill. let wait for 1 year then the doujin is gonna blow
If those come, please put the SAUCE 😆
"Are you really that desperate?"
Cloud Strife being Cloud Strife, ladies and gentlemen
Jessie really is my Favorite character of the game, beside tifa. I love her so much. So adorable.
0:23 well, that was something
Jessie said she wanna go from riding Cloud's bike to riding Cloud.
She's setting death flags left and right
Zack wouldn’t have hesitated
Tifa: 1 down 1 more to go
Aerith: wait what?
There should be a part in the final part (of the 3 part FFVII Remake trilogy) where Aerith is about to be killed and then the Whispers or whatever they are called swirl around Cloud and give him flashbacks of Aeriths infamous demise from the original FFVII flash through Clouds head and then he returns to reality and blocks Sephiroth's sword, with him saying in surprise "What?! Impossible?! Fate demands that she dies!!" and then Cloud says "Apparently the Whispers say otherwise Sephiroth!!" this would hint that in the original, Aerith wasn't supposed to die, and the Whispers were likely created from the start to prevent stuff like what happened to Aerith in the original from happening, but that's just a Theory...
A Game Theory!
Plot twist: Tifa dies instead
(PS I don’t want this to happen and I don’t think it will)
@@deinonychus1948 i think sephiroth is trying to get clohd to save aierth cause he knows thats what does him in
Bro for me Jesse is way better than Tifa and anyone else
Jessie wants Cloud's BBS. Big Buster Sword.
As they say “I must be high cause I’m gonna ride the cloud”
Can't believe Dunkey hates this girl
Obnoxious man
I kinds dislike her too as a character. She's annoying and desperate.
Nah it's understandable
he pretty much said he doesnt like anime so it was going to happen, still ok if everyone else loves her though
Dunkey is married. That's why
Cloud just doesn't realize how lucky he is
they made her so much more lovable and that makes it all the more sadder
*"So I can pay you in full"*
Jessie definitely thirsty asf she wanna destroy that buster sword
BEST GIRL JESSIE!!!!!!
Literally fell in love with her like that sector
Cloud with Tifa (NOPE) , Cloud with Aerith (NOPE), Cloud with Jessie (YES)
Jessie is the only girl who kisses Cloud. I really lile her personality btw, she's full of life, and aggressive towards Cloud in a good way.
That sike at the end implies she's about to go play with her toys instead of go to sleep. 😂
GOD DAMN IT THESE OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME LMAO
only for true culture people can read this "Okaerinasai, anata! Gohan wo taberu? Ofuro ni suru? Soretomo....... , wa. ta. shi"
Your relationship with Jessie has changed
Your relationship with Jessie has deepened
Your relationship with Tifa has changed
Your relationship with Tifa has worsened
People dying of thirst have nothing on this girl’s thirst.
I don’t know about you guys, but all I can hear is Futaba from P5
And Jessie's "You know Tifa right?" question at the beginning of the game makes so much sense now.
She may be crazy, but at least she’s crazy about me, is how I see it.
Ya, crazy. Ya know, I think she’d have done well w/ Wedge. I can c her bein’ his Izzy to his Owen.
I like her flirty personality. Kinda cute when a girl keep teasing on you like that
I hate shit like that, she is teasing you but doesn't actually wanna fuck, just playing around.
I’m currently playing Persona 5 Royal so hearing her and Kyrie really throws me off.
Not gonna lie, part of me want to start a petition for her to survive till the end game and be a Golden Sauce date option. :v
Ya, me, too.
0:25 Did she straight up dry hump him?! Jessie definitely made me think she was the real catch back in FF7. I'm so glad Remake upplays that to the max!
I thought that should be Tifa.
Tifas not a thot
I've never played the original FF7 but things like this makes me wanna buy the game real quick
If the roles where swapped this would be sexual harassment. . . Oh wait, it already is!
Cloud is a natural chad
Normally I hate it when girls do that thing where they put their tongue over their top teeth except when it's Jessie. Jessie can do no wrong.
@Donarudo Dakku idk I've seen models, Margot Robbie Gal Gadot and other girls do that on Instagram.
I cried playing the original because she was so nice to me. (Hey [my name].. it’s me.. Jessie! (In disguise).. so nice :( 😢😢😢
Man girl, you so thirsty. I can't be bothered.
"I make a mean pizza..."
Alright, I'll swing by.
"But only for the pizza."
Jessie was thirsty 😣 I'm not gonna cry but they didn't give her enough momento 😂😂😂😂 but she so pretty 😍😍😍😍
I bet all of us (guys) wish we had a Jessie in our lives 😅😳
Unpopular opinion: Jessie>>>Tifa
The eng dub is SO GOOD for ff7r
at the beginning she doesn't say the full line she should ask for what he wants first, diner, bath or her ^^
00:03 Sudden face changes makes me laugh 🤣 and i know she wants something
Wow she is dropping major hints how she feels about Cloud
I can't stop hearing Futaba
The VO also voiced an alien snake in the latest XCOM title.
"i think im falling" psych! something fell on you!
So Jessie wanted those 2 materias to summon that one headed beast....
1:45
I wish i had girlfriend that would look at me the way she looks at cloud.
Feels kinda weird playing this after P5 Royal and hearing Futaba's VA flirting like that, took some time getting used to. it didn't help both games came out at basically the same time in 2020.
Erica has amazing talent.
Why Cloud is in such a tight spot:
Luck *255*
Cloud tries his best to be as aloof and distant as possible, and all of the girls are just head over heels for him.
If you actually knew what those ingredients are. Marche, aka La Marche is a sexy shoe company. Louche is a vogue style of makeup, Black Milly is a term often used for a tiny black dress, and Shelley is likely Shelley K, which is known for sexy lingerie underwear. She's describing an outfit to serve the pizza in.
Barret in rebirth refers to it as a love potion in English but in other languages it's more obvious...
Honestly I prefer Jessie to Tifa...she's way more lively and spontaneous. Aerith is still best girl though.
She’s very Hungry
Says she makes a mean pizza, then gets crushed by pizza slice... very sad.
Well, she does make a mean pizza, out of herself.
Thirsty ... Girl's gotta drink and some dudes got ... a lot of water. 🤣
0:10 I saw a video where this scene playes out differently and jessie actually kisses cloud.
Yep! ua-cam.com/video/ZWdWtDIny68/v-deo.html
Every guy wants a girl to treat them like Jesse did
*I could go a year without drinking any water and I would still be nowhere near as thirsty as she is.*
Not gonna lie, that "psyche" at the end was really cute.
"The 20 downvotes are obviously the only one's who picked not happening, and they were on the wrong side of history."
"So I can pay you in full"
I became a man after that line
tifa showed her the flying scissors move.
Next day cloud found that the seven heaven bar is cover of blood
They didn’t have to kill her off.
She did die in the og
Without further ado -ms maven
The Ultimate Waifu. Many choose Tifa or Aerith, but Jessie is where it's at 😍
0:09 Anyone else wonder why they don’t just fall over due to the sheer weight of the Buster Sword?
I mean they don’t even lean to the other side to counter balance it.
Must be equipped with gravity materia.
Usually materia effects make weapons lighter and easier to keep your balance steady.
It was always about Tifa and Aeris for me, but THIS Jessie has made it a triple threat and I'm stuck in the middle!
Mess with the cat, you get the claws.