Lizard Greets Man like a Dog!
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2014
- Smartest Reptile Species in the World . The proof is in my videos like these " Iguana Proves America Got Talent" • Iguana Proves America ... or "Iguana Breaks World Record on Obstacle Course ( • Iguana Breaks World Re... ) or Iguana Greets Man like a Dog 4 • Lizard Greets Man Lik...
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imagine breaking into this mans yard and you see a big ass lizard running at you
Good security!! I knew a guy who had a crazy duck that would attack people but this lizard would be much better
@@chrisom4699 actually, the duck is probably more fierce. they have teeth, nails, and bad tempers
@@Chanceiscool44 Ducks do not have teeth and aren't fierce. Geese on the other hand, are vicious as hell and would make excellent security. Unless they attack the owner as well.
@@CosmicG777 yes, geese.
Ostritches: allow us to introduce ourselves
My dyslexic ass read this as ‘lizard man greets dog’ and I’m still not disappointed
Edit: almost 10k likes like wtf
I KNEW IT!
THE LIZARD MEN LIVE AMONG US, IT WAS TRUE ALL ALONG!
Lol
Do u see mark zuckerbergs name anywhere?
I am ur 414th like
Rare footage of Zuckerberg's childhood
😂😂
😂😂😂 jajaja
I don’t get it
That's his baby brother
@@EternalTheMandarinGoddess oh ok
Any time an animal is friends with a human, it’s adorable. There’s no pretence there, just as simple as ‘this person is nice to me, I like being with this person’ it’s so pure.
It's not his friend, it's a lizard. If that man dropped dead, the lizard would instantly start eating him.
@@user-wo5ii3he6snot instantly, only after many kisses, tears... and even then ONLY a few nibbles to preserve a peice of pal in the inner chambers!
@@kevinpruett6424 Yes. that's what I'm saying, it will tear him up.
@@user-wo5ii3he6s but not what I'm saying. A cat will tear up a person... Iguanas are awkward and have tiny teeth. This isn't a gator or snake
@@kevinpruett6424 Exactly! You're getting it now! It'll tear him apart exactly like an alligator or school of piranha!
His hands look exactly like the hands of a man who's got a pet dinosaur.
lol
Underrated comment XD
JAJAJAJAJA! OMG
😂😂
Caveman hand
"You hungry?"
**Iguana Nods**
" g o o d . "
no food for you tho lol
I’m the 1.1k like XDDDD
This comment cracked me up hahah
Not to be that guy but nodding is a aggressive movment
I like how this comment got 2.2K likes in 1 week
I can tell those two really love each other. What an amazing and friendly lizard. He looks extremely happy.
He probably just wants food lmao
People who say this on UA-cam.
The lizard has some age on him, he’s old enough to develop some brain power. My cousin had an iguana, it was a few years old, but was no good as a pet. He didn’t handle it enough for it to like people, he was just an oddity that we enjoyed watching him eat grapes. He also loved green peppers! But he had zero personality.
Just like dogs , they only act like pets because you feed them .
@@onsight2822that's amazingly narrow minded have you seen dogs grieve there owner's and not be able to eat food .
his dog missed the 48 billion years ago update
Id say the dudes hands missed the washing update
He was obviously working on a car. I'd imagine you haven't done that or are a woman.
Bro universe itself is 13.8 billion years, but okay😂
3 AM is a different world i'm tellin ya
LMAOOO love you 🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🔥🔥
ikr LOL
3:05 am right now!
4:23AM for me right now
This man has the hands of a medieval blacksmith.
Man has Dragon!
yeah what's with that?
@@peergynt3008 that's a working man
@@ArronTheCat i mean, i can see that. i was wondering what was on his hands. like, coal? dye? is he really a medieval blacksmith and that's iron? just curious
@@peergynt3008 I do some blacksmithing when I design special tools or proto types. My hands stay very black or stained because of the oil and rust on the steel I work with, I do wear glove's but I take them of for drawing revisions on the plans for the project I am designing and building. Thanks for watching
I just noticed that he nods his head as a way of communication to greet other iguanas. He's greeting you as if youre one of him. By definition you are his family.
Lizards are way smarter than people think. I truly believe they are capable of showing emotion. Not just fear or anger, but joy and happiness.
Smart enough to do this ua-cam.com/video/QGB7028ProU/v-deo.html and I also have lizards that show emotion on this channel. Lets see if you watch the smartest lizards ever recorded, before I link you to the emotional ones. Thanks for watching
Nah, they aren't. You're anthropomorphising it. The head bobbing is clear proof that lizard is engaged in the activity of being a lizard.
Emotion is a valuable tool for survival, just like pain and pleasure are. You pursue what makes you happy which for most species is also what is beneficial for them, and avoid what you dislike which is detrimental.
this goes for most animals, we humans naturally tend to disregard other species sence of awareness, and once you learn to appreciate them you'll figure out how interesting every living thing on earth is.
Lizards and snakes and most larger reptiles are usually solitary creatures for most of their lives, because of this they are not great at being friendly. Despite this they are decent at recognising people and do slowly get used to people that say feed them or take them out in the yard, eventually they do get that we are not trying to hurt them. The only thing different about snakes and lizards from say a dog or something is that a dog likes a person because they need that social interaction, a reptile will mainly like you because you provide a sense of comfort or because you feed them. Reptiles usually don’t care too much about you, but they do care how comfortable and well taken care of they are. A reptile at best would see you as a nice person that they could feel safe around even though they wouldn’t care too much if you were absent.
Title should read: "Man greets lizard like a dog!"
Ancient Astronaut Theorist lol exactly
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true.
Very weird looking Labrador retriever for sure.
@@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 I think it ate his Chihuahua.
Next up: Man greets Dog like a Lizard!
lmao
So I laughed at this.
And am still laughing at this.
Max Himbigger next: Dog greets man like a Lizard
Lizard greets dog like a man.
NinjaMaster909
Lizard: "Hello dog. I am a man."
Alternate title: Florida man pets his dog
I like to imagine a morning of cooking breakfast and this guy just looks at his pet lizard like "Did you eat one of my eggs? >:( "
“These are not Joanna eggs!”
@@roberthuffer6591 Glad someone finally got the reference!
Yep! Let’s wait and see if anyone else gets it!
"You Hungry?"
" *ＧＯＯＤ* "
Because he just brought him food loser
Grandmas be like
@@bulls2w underrated
😂😂😂💀
@@josephsabry5005 aren't you new to the internet hm?
Nothing like being greeted by your pet lizard after a long day in the mines. Life is good.
Well played dude lol
You bet it is. Training reptiles is the greatest! And it's not a coal mine I work at. I am a design engineer labor.
“2021: colorized”
@@DaveDurham you still out here answering comments, nice
When i first saw the hand i knew someone would comment about it... then i found this comment muhahahahahaha
That’s a well fed chubby boy.
Buddy got a pet dinosaur
Frrr
And so will I, because this birthday I am getting a green iguana 5 to 6 foot
@@lizardking3569 have fun, remember to love them and be nice and they will follow you around like a dog, they’ll even let you pose them for photos.
@@stingerjohnny9951 it surely must be scary to deal with a lizard in that way but ive seen the sense in kids who basically think that the pet dog is also the pet lizard with parents who don't totally wig them out about it, there is a lizard that just hangs outfront our house small guy he sees us and isn't bothered at all he just goes back and forth exploring the house and the shed,
I'M WHEEZING
Your dog looks dry
david garcia Bruh I got chestpain just for laughing for that.
You look ugly
Pretty sure its a horse.
It's a rabbit
david garcia it sounds dry too
How cute!! He's so happy to see you!! ❤️
What a good boy! He definitely loves that guy, he bolted right up to him like a dog greeting it’s owner when they come home
I shouldn’t have expected a clean hand when he reached out for the lizard
read the description box
nlc just saw that, But it’s just made it funnier to me when i saw his dirty hand pop out it was the cherry on top of weird videos i watch on UA-cam at 3 a.m.sundae
😂😂😂
OtterFlops LMFAOOOO
OtterFlops Right 😂😂 so fitting
Lizard: develops spikes on its back to defend
Human: _pets_
Underrated comment
Caleb Mayo agreed
Humans are the only animals that keep pets.
not true. it’s been observed in several species of primates
@@parker-boy98 apart from my goldfish he has a pet shark
love this old gem, never get tired of seeing it
That's not a lizard or a dog, its actually a cat.
That’s a very strange looking Labrador retriever
@Juan Pablo sit on my roomba
Mrs. Nightmare u single?
Y’all are pathetic
I like how this comment has 595 likes, but is a copied from two a month ago. That commenter has 10 likes. An I like the name it’s as original as Mr. Nightmares. 😂
Taylor Hendershot 👍🏻👍🏻 although I don’t remember going through the comments but okay. And I’ve seen many accounts on this platform (it’s a common theme and I’m not trying to pretend to be quirky and original at all) so you’re going to have to be specific as too which account you’re referring as “mr. nightmare” I’ve also seen other mrs. Nightmares. My account name has been this way for about a year or so. If you wrote this comment thinking you were calling me out or something, it was pointless.
Hope you enjoy your day tho
This pigeon looks like a reptile.
_A little baby pigeon_
Tha hell Is goin' on here?
Pigeons are reptiles
That's not technically true Eosphorous Sanchez. Birds belong to a family of Animals called birds. Like fish are fish.
MasterChief It's a dog though
Buddy tries to laugh but no sound comes out😂😂
I do have a video called "Lucky Lizard Jaw Clicker" ua-cam.com/video/tz9fZ4ozwCk/v-deo.html it would take about a minute for me to get her click her jaw. Lucky does do it, I never thought I could train her to do it on command like all the other stunts they do, like the "Obstacle Course" they do in this video ua-cam.com/video/QGB7028ProU/v-deo.html Thanks for watching
Guy: Aren't you gonna come and see me
Lizard: Come and see me for once
Lol, perfectly executed dead pan humor
i was deadass sing that song 😂😂
Tylahlovespandas LMBO!
why you gotta start girl why you gotta start?
Tylahlovespandas 666th like for nothing -3-
It's been 6 years, so it must have been evolved into charizard by now.
Hahah
N I C E
that iguana seems to be like 8 years old iguanas live from 15 to 20 years :( hope that boi still alive
Hi nana
Better than that, it must have grown 100x's by now and rampaged through Japan.
That's a cute dinosaur
The lizard is so expressive
Nothing like having a baby dinosaur for a pet.
They're really great for making an extra jump!
i have a pet turtle it looks like ankylosaurus
@NebuleR what kinda weird ass danger noodle you got?
Qwerty Error danger noodle😂
NebuleR does your snake have horns??😨
The fact that he left his spot on the sun to greet you is proof alone that he really loves you.
Or hungry
My DOG wouldn't even do that lol
@@cumbly1794 oh man 😂
@@cumbly1794 lmao
@@josue24 He is hungry, Lizard brains don't have the parts required to feel love.
Sorry for ruining this video alr
I swear i love male friendships.... So honest and pure. I can't relate 😂❤
He's like "You see I'm solar powered right? And you want me to walk into the SHADE?!?!?"
Amazing how an animal can make a grown hard working man speak like a little kid.
And happy
Because he's a good boy.
@@JermaLover 100% this
"Because you know, all adult men are sad and serious." Said every feminist.
@@stankylad8815 Dude I'm very into politics too, but I suggest not typing about identity politics in an apolitical video.
Plot twist: This is a 40 year old dog, from Chernobyl
Mate... this had me absolutely howling
😂😂😂 Lmfao
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FFS 😂
F*ck 😂😂😂
This is so wholesome!
Very cute! Like a bulldog, stout and heavy. Such a meaty lizard. Love them.
Man that lizard is way cuter than half the dogs I see nowadays.
your dog looks weird
AngelLestat2 it has autism.
Jose Chavarria lol
AngelLestat2 are you blind that's obviously a goat no other animal would greet there owner that way
Nur Dragneel Nah-uh it's a mythical reptile called a "Zebra". Woah dude I thought "Zebras" weren't real, I never thought i'd live long enough to see one i'm currently 11,000 years young you can trust me i'm a wizard. I once tried to summon an "iguana" when I summoned it, it had black fur with white lines or was it white fur with black lines anyways I killed it and it came back to life because it wanted to get some ass.
Ms.Memes McFuckFace aka troll321 can you teach me how to use magic?
I first read this as "Lizard man greets like a dog".
Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis me too lmao
Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis
same!
Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis lmao
Hahaha..lol
Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis XDDDDD
God, every time I come across this gem, I always marvel at the absolutely flawless affectionate "Dad side slaps" 😂
It's just like a dog.
A dry, scaly, cold-blooded dog 😅
This is not how I imagine Godzilla's childhood story would be like
hard underrated comment
@@addi073 I agree
Poachers take his human in the next scene and then *flash* gogo Godzilla
Where is the trauma
Actually it's Mark Zuckerberg's childhood, not Godzilla
“Come on BAAAAADYYYYY”
Big Jurassic lizard comes scuttling over 😂
:0
0:
me love Dinosaurs me biggest fan
@@GodlyDinosaur
Haha nice, me too!
@@theoneh5249 me more 😈
I need these types of vids, my mental health is almost gone at this point
I like how he was calling you to come to him because he didn't wanna leave his spot in the sun but came to you anyway because he was excited.
Lizard be like: its day 89 ...human still thinks I'm a dog.
I am sure the lizard is still enjoying them free kibbles.
😂😂😂
Lizard grills
Lol
😆😆😆
Damn, dogs in Australia look weird.
Fkn dingos man.
lmao
@Spic yy Family of Redbacks VS family of 5 metre Whitetails!
Damn! Someone has to make that a thing!
Your confused. It’s clearly Florida it’s crazy here
This man is not Australian though wtf
Owner sounds like a serial killer
Oh my gosh! I just love Buddy! ❤❤
this dog needs some milk
LMAO!💀
Dylen Amacy I....cant.....breathe
Ayo my man you gotta chill LMFAO
Someone get him some Milk!
what a cute horse
HAHAHAHA made my day !
HA HA HA it's a giraffe!
Dude! It's clearly a beaver. =)
c'mon what are you people blind its clearly a parrot
its a boat u numpty
So precious
He's like "Use your normal voice. And wash your hands!"
When he says “say goodbye” at the end he’s not talking to the lizard, he’s talking to the person about to be fed to the lizard.
Funny xD but I think that lizard is an iguana (at least here in Puerto Rico, iguanas look like that) and they are vegetarians, they don’t eat meat
@@Sukuna.170 we live in the same goverment shithole Yey
@@juanmaldonado4138 i cant almost never find a puertorican here :0 hola :D
@@Sukuna.170 toabaja Son los duros XD
Juan Maldonado siii xD acho, pero nuestras Vegas 😔👌 mejor que las de Nevada
He's nodding like that because he just ate the neighbours cat.
Or the neighbor himself...
@@mono1377 and if he eat both the neighbors and the cat that leaves nothing to be annoyed by next door.
@@wesleydaub8002 🤣🤣🤣
Stranger things
@@shootershillroad6613 rip mews
What a weird dog
Dude that just made my day! Thanks
The lizard is very expressive!
Why does the man's voice sound like what the lizard's voice would be if it talked?
Pets and owners have special bonds like that.
HAHAHAHA
Exactly 😂
Lmaooo
Exactly what I thought
sorry to tell you sir but you have a dragon.
Lol! :D
Danger dolan??
*pokemon
+ALBITW oh well I have a salamence
ahahhaahhaahahahaahhaah
lmao him nodding😭
Every couple of years I come back to watch this video
Thanks! I do hope you watched the advanced training I have been doing with these Cayman Brac Iguanas
A cold blooded creature just got out of the sun to go greet you. Awwww.
That's true love there!!
Nah man, thats a dog
Aosa sounds like my x wife
Aosa your pfp is gold
@@peterpeet4507 lol
I like people who take care of their pets.
i like pets who take care of their people
+GrocksMedia I pet likes who take care of their people
I care of pets who take care of their people
+Claude Claude made my day
I take care of people who like their pets.
If you watch the full clip the lizard literally says, "bye."
They do a lot more then say goodbye, just like a dog they can do stunts like the obstacle course and many more things some dogs can do. WATCH ua-cam.com/video/QGB7028ProU/v-deo.html Some dogs can do the obstacle course, but my lizards can! Thanks for watching
Lizard: Alright. Time to greet that pesky human so he'll stop making loud noises. I can entertain him for a few moments. Then it's back to sunbathing.
"I'm not your buddy, guy"
I'm not your guy, friend
Tristan Lau I'm not your friend, buddy
"I'm not your friend pal"
Ze Baff Is In a Bag THEBATH
Leonard Hofstadter no
"That's a messed up looking dog."
Luciano Hernandez just back it up, real slow, back it up, no no no no, back it up, thats right
Gatling Hawk
Baskin-Robbins always finds out
"Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio."
Luciano Hernandez Lines from "ant-man"...
please be patient it has autism.
Lizard was reluctant to come to this man's ridiculous baby talk.
After wolves and lions, dinosaurs are also trying their luck with Homans
Man: are you hungry?
Lizard: *nod his head*
Man : goood
Lizard: Am I a joke to you?
T H E S M I L I N G S L O T H
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.
" GOOOOOOOD BUDDYYYYY"
lizard: so are you gonna feed me or not
Lizard: wanna check what's inside my mouth?
😂😂
Anything living: exists
Humans: I should make it my pet
Britain in the 1800. Hmmm these strange humans would make great pets
@Makela Jackson Well they are now
@@Jelley1604 That's the worst part, they didn't recognize them as human beings.
@Makela Jackson so? whats wrong with that? May animals are very friendly
I’m the 500th like😎
You hungry
Lizard : nods
Everybody gangsta until lizard starts barking.
😂 man this is too underrated. Good one lol
Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣
They even more gansta.
you can tell this is someone's dad, because he pats the lizard to check that it's solidly built
underrated comment
He's the lizard's dad
hey
Built different 💯
What?
What a good buddy
He has his very own Dinosaur 😂
I want this armor for my dog
Gotta download the Galapagos dlc.
Lmfao
Mishun Compree Lol XD
iDark extra stats
iDark custom outfit on
Man: are you hungry?
Lizard: **nods in agreement**
Man: good.
Lizard: 🙂👍🏻
Pain behind the laugh😰
When an Iguana or Eastern water dragon nods,it's a sign of aggression before attack....
@@ianbrown1967 correct
LOL
@@ianbrown1967 Not in this case, it's a sign of excitement. When aggression is presented, they flatten their bodies vertically and arch their back (to look bigger), then release a hissing noise. This is a greeting. Their nods have many basic meanings depending on posturing. I learned this when working with reptiles of this type for a couple of years and this type of behavior never resulted in an attack.
His cute run. Man 👏 🥲 .
I remember watching this as a kid I used to love this video so many good times
A Rare Footage of Mark Zuckerberg when he was 12 years old
ROFL 😭😂😂😂😂😂
This killed me
😂😂😂😂 kill me
@Debbie F. I literally laughed out loud at this
@Preston Garvey what did you say to my little sister?
Mark zuckerberg meets man for the first time colorized
LOL
don’t get it. Explain?
Beerus On Drugs
It’s a joke that says that Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard due to his awkward way of speaking and weird way of moving.
This joke also has a counterpart known as “Mark Zuckerbot.”
How is it colorized if the man is black?
colourized film is generally from a very long time ago
The lizard is the reincarnation of his friend who just can't talk.
No, my lizards are better trained, and real! Thanks for watching
I think a local warlock lost his familiar.
YOU HUNGRY?
(yes)
Good.
Lmao
Man: “I got a mailman with your name on it.”
😂 😂
Goooooood.lol 😂👍✌️
Communist-lizard
That dog needs a Snickers
*You're not you when you're hungry*
Noah R OMG 😂😂Stoop
The best😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo
Noah R shuutttuuuuppp😂😂😂😂
Noah R Stupid! I died! Lollollol! Good one!
How nice of Mark to come and greet you, despite his busy schedule at Meta!
👍
Good boy!
I bet he's a great watch dog, too.
"I'll come over if you stop talking like that, buddy." -- Dog-Lizard, 2014
Seriously, though, he's a cutie.
Thank you. I quit calling my lizards because of the complaints I get on youtube.
Aww, you shouldn't do that. While the hyper-repetitive calling in "c'm'ere, doggeeee..." voices might be annoying to some humans watching a UA-cam video to see cool lizards, it seems to work for your pets, and I doubt they're irritated by the sound.
I think it's funny as heck, and the lizard obviously responds to it!
Don't let the comments get to you. Most of them are funny. Or trying to be.
Dave Durham Your lizards seem to like the childish tone. Keep it up!
Meanwhile on Lizard UA-cam:
"A man greets me like a dog"
Right... 🤷
Like a dog*
a*
🤣🤣🤣
@Teste a dog greets me like a dog
He was busy eating the neighbours cat, that's why it taked so long to come to his friend.
what a solid little guy
"CoOmOoNbUuuUdYYyyy"
still my favorite lol
😂
🤣
🤣
What's a time