Cc: ding dong, the bitch is back. Sindel: who is this insufferable child? Cc: Cassie the shinnok slayer. (For those who don’t know what yugioh is talking about.) 👍
@@MLBlue30 Wtf? No, she just sounds punchable and like an asshole. You always assume just because their a woman that im sexist. Stop making assumptions because of my personal opinion.
Just for a history lesson for you the word “Fuck” originated as an acronym meaning “Fornication Under Command of the King” meaning to intentionally have offspring so there will be more men in the king’s armies 📝
0:50 ok, let's be real. who here immediately thought of a Mortal Kombat Universe-wide snowba fight? The outworlders would be at a disadvantage, as I'm sure Outworld is mostly desert.
Spawn's swears are powerful, Cassie's hilarious and Rambo's just tired of all this. It's a perfect triumvirate they've got going. I think Queen Shit of fuck Mountain takes it though. She just watches this demonic soldier waltz up and declare himself king of hell and she couldn't care less.
You skipped a piece of dialogue with Cassie Cage cussing at Mileena. Mileena: You aided Kotal Kahn against me. Cassie: Well duh, fuckwit. You're a crazed she-beast. Mileena: For that, I will devour your flesh!
3:50 Then why is he smaller than a Baron of Hell? Also 15:24 I was wondering the same thing even without knowing that this pun is canon intro in the game. The Kitana's biggest fan was unexpected though. As for who is my favourite kursing character: Rambo. When he says it, it has meaning.
Cassie swears like your typical teenage girl who just learned all the different curse word combinations. Rambo says his curse words so casually they don’t even really offend. He’s been through so much shit that it just comes to him naturally. Especially every time someone tells him something outrageous and he goes, “... Ffuck.” Spawn’s swearing has WAY more punch and impact than anyone else’s, in my opinion. Keith David hit it out of the park with his voice. It’s just so fitting. The delivery of every line is amazing. As for everyone else, it’s the usual swearing... Nothing really stood out to me. HOWEVER I actually ugly snorted out loud during the exchange with Terminator and Baraka at 20:08. Was NOT expecting that at all 😂 I thought T-800 hated Johnny (considering in one of his intros he steps on a bunch of Johnny action figures and stole(?) his motorcycle). I’m surprised that T-800 was taught by Johnny to call Baraka that and how it stuck with him.
Greetings @Cheng Teoh. I enjoy all your MK11 videos, especially when it comes to relationship banter intros videos. But as I watched every of them carefully, I've noticed that there's 2 kombatants whom these type of videos were missing. They're Kotal Kahn and Kollector, as much as I love the rest of roast intros videos, I would love to see theirs as well. Don't worry, take your time. I'll be waiting hoho
Half Blood Prince yes but there was another one when Noob Saibot versed himself when he said He Who Must Not Be Named which is Voldemort so I think Voldemort will be in Mortal Kombat
@Jackson Omori His fatalities should be when he makes a hole from his chest, stab his heart then summon the big snake from Chamber of Secrets and let the snske eat him, his second fatality should be when the snake bites him a lot of times like in the 2nd Deathly Hallows movie when he killed Snape then Avada Kedava him
@Jackson Omori His Fatal Blow should be when he stabs him with the wand 3 times, let the snake bite him 3 times then he uses the Death Eaters to attack him 3 times then Voldemort uses Recashampra to push him away
I personally disagree. IMO she acts like a bratty pretty girl most of the time. Spawn has a far more dominating personality. Plus when he curses, it's badass.
Even though Cassie kurses more, Spawn's words hurt more.
Agreed.
We all know that this is true
@Jackson Omori what's the difference?
Dat true
'its a special kind of hell, isn't it?'
Spawn takes the crown. He just puts so much Umph into his swears!
He gets bonus points for being Keith David, honestly.
cassie is queen shit of fuck mountain tho
I wholeheartedly agree
@@logicmage241 Hell yeah
Keith "Motherfucking" David, man.
"Killing me wont make you faster"
Actually, that's precisely how it works...
"Eh, shit"
That's my favorite easily. Spawn wins tho
Cassie, spawn and rambo. The kings and queen of dirty mouth's
Hahaha!😸 The three of them will date with their couples(Rambo with Co,Cassie with Dylan&Spawn with Wanda)!
Spawn was already the king
@@ripper2665 hahaha!! Enjoy dating with Wanda does!😸😸😸😸
Spawn wins, he's more bad ass and ruthless while Cassie is more sarcastic and sassy
Erron gets an honorable mention cause he's sexy
Nope Cassie wins, there was another one of her swears when she versed Sindel but it isnt in the video
Cc: ding dong, the bitch is back.
Sindel: who is this insufferable child?
Cc: Cassie the shinnok slayer.
(For those who don’t know what yugioh is talking about.) 👍
@@spencertang5155 👍👍
Whenever Spawn says "I fuckin hate clowns", I crack up every time 🤣🤣
Spawn should be the crowned royal curser. When he does it, he sounds like an intimidating badass. Cassie not so much.
Spawn sounds satisfying when he cusses, and it's intimidating. Cassie sounds annoying and punchable, Rambo sounds funny and cool.
Cassie is just the queen of 🅰️💲💲
@@lordofthesithvader9430 Sure you aint just projecting some misogyny? Im getting that vibe, so just checking.
@@MLBlue30 Wtf? No, she just sounds punchable and like an asshole. You always assume just because their a woman that im sexist. Stop making assumptions because of my personal opinion.
@@MLBlue30 just for being women she has to be better than anyone? You fucking feminist asshole shut the fuck up and let the people live
4:13 That’s just what we call “the everyday person”
That also the funest one
I was NOT expecting that last interaction between Cassie and Rain, that shit cracked me up.
I didn't either😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody wants to see Rain's pretty face. He looks better with a mask.
The funniest thing is that you never *[censor-bleep]* those words lmfao😂😂😹😹
Yep, it's so weird that some people thought that I actually did that. XD
@@ChengTeoh at least you had guts, not a pansy
@@ChengTeoh you did beep like one or two I think, or is my hearing just horrible?
@@immortalhorde4057 I think they were censored by the game as a jab to those who think Mortal Kombat is "too adult".
They bleep the F-word when Cassie says it, but not when Spawn does. ❓
Edit: She's only bleeped in one instance. Still, that's one more than Spawn.
I'm a particular fan of "Tex-ass-istan."
I’m a particular fan of “Damn Insurance company”
I'm a particular fan of "Fuck."
Cassie Cage, Spawn and Rambo.
The merks with the mouths
PHDs in Dirty Talking/Cursing
If cursing earned PHDs, I would've surpassed Albert Fucking Einstein long ago 😂
Just for a history lesson for you the word “Fuck” originated as an acronym meaning “Fornication Under Command of the King” meaning to intentionally have offspring so there will be more men in the king’s armies 📝
@@Bluprint_Husky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
&technically speaking “the only actual curse word is damn” = means *curse* 📝
Spawn unquestionably, there's just a certain emphasis to his swears.
Cassie's last interaction with rain made me laugh so hard 😂 that was the most human interaction i've seen
Moral of the story: Rain brings out the worst in people.😂😂😂😂😂
"Can Rambo dethrone the reigning Kursing Queen?"
Rambo: Your full of sh*t
4:12 the VA out a lot of emotion in that line
Erica Lindbeck is Cassie’s VA
Spawn's cursing has more depth but Cassie still holds the crown for most cursing.
Men: Exist
Sindel: Allow me to introduce myself
Shang Tsung also said that.
Me: *swipes left*
She even tried to seduce Cassie lmao
@@arceliachan9136 wtf
0:50 ok, let's be real. who here immediately thought of a Mortal Kombat Universe-wide snowba fight? The outworlders would be at a disadvantage, as I'm sure Outworld is mostly desert.
15:04 hm, now I’m curious to see one thousand versions of himself in one room.
3:35 wow the bleep actually echoes this game is detailed beyond the point it needs to be😂
Cassie: Casually swears
Rambo: Swears occasionally
Spawn: Swears when it’s needed
"Shinnok is my bitch" is still my favorite
I absolutely love Spawns character his intros make me laugh the one with Shao Khan when he says today’s the day skull ducker
Spawn and Kabal got some nice roast battles goin' on. 😂👏
Baraka: "What did Cage teach you to call me?"
Terminator: "An ugly motherfucker".
Cage did turn on his learning computer to be fair. X'D
10:11 me trying to out smart the smart kid
Spawn's swears are powerful, Cassie's hilarious and Rambo's just tired of all this. It's a perfect triumvirate they've got going.
I think Queen Shit of fuck Mountain takes it though. She just watches this demonic soldier waltz up and declare himself king of hell and she couldn't care less.
What I don’t get is why Kano gets censored when he calls Cassie a “sh*t-ass tourist”, but Cassie doesn’t get censored when she says “fuckwit”
Kano's swearing being censored is to poke fun at Australian censorship (MK9 was banned there a few times until 2013)
Wonder why it isnt it
Spawn's words are so savage and also, they hurt more, lol.
"Who the fuck are you?!"
" *_YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE._* "
Hot damn! 🔥 Hellspawn dropping those F bombs like nothing
You skipped a piece of dialogue with Cassie Cage cussing at Mileena.
Mileena: You aided Kotal Kahn against me.
Cassie: Well duh, fuckwit. You're a crazed she-beast.
Mileena: For that, I will devour your flesh!
Other is missing with Sindel:
Cassie: Ding Dong the bitch is back
Sindel: Who is this insufferable child?
Cassie: Cassie the Shinnok Slayer!
3:54 Had me wheezin 😂😂😂
the more polite way of saying "king shit of fuck mountain" would be "an important person within a small domain" ;)
Takeda: FYI... He hated clowns
Cassie: Good thing you aren't here
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's cold :(
3:50 Then why is he smaller than a Baron of Hell?
Also 15:24 I was wondering the same thing even without knowing that this pun is canon intro in the game. The Kitana's biggest fan was unexpected though. As for who is my favourite kursing character: Rambo. When he says it, it has meaning.
Keith David as Spawn is the winner for me. Not really sure why a King is smaller than a Baron of Hell :)
That last Jesse Cage was good 😂 4:08
While Spawn wins it for me, Kano's line at the end is pure gold, even if the curse word was bleeped out.
Not sure what fucking spiders has anything to do with anything though.
@@MLBlue30 I think that it's a thing that Aussies say but it's still hilarious
Kano said another, but right at Baraka this time. Sadly not in the video
I was so happy when spawn said the clown line
That thumb nail with Rambo had me dying lol
“Shinnok is my bitch” wowzers 🤣
10:17
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Scorpion: "Can I say it? Just once?"
Cassie: "Only if you wish to suffer."
Scorpion: " S U P "
You missed the one with Baraka and Kano, where Baraka says "Fuck you and Kronika!"
Cassie swears like your typical teenage girl who just learned all the different curse word combinations.
Rambo says his curse words so casually they don’t even really offend. He’s been through so much shit that it just comes to him naturally. Especially every time someone tells him something outrageous and he goes, “... Ffuck.”
Spawn’s swearing has WAY more punch and impact than anyone else’s, in my opinion. Keith David hit it out of the park with his voice. It’s just so fitting. The delivery of every line is amazing.
As for everyone else, it’s the usual swearing... Nothing really stood out to me.
HOWEVER I actually ugly snorted out loud during the exchange with Terminator and Baraka at 20:08. Was NOT expecting that at all 😂 I thought T-800 hated Johnny (considering in one of his intros he steps on a bunch of Johnny action figures and stole(?) his motorcycle). I’m surprised that T-800 was taught by Johnny to call Baraka that and how it stuck with him.
Baraka said a swear word, Cassie missed some, including Johnny and Erron Black
Cassie is actually in her late 20's or early 30's.
I do think that Cassie probably swears more, but Spawn’s words go deep
Greetings @Cheng Teoh. I enjoy all your MK11 videos, especially when it comes to relationship banter intros videos. But as I watched every of them carefully, I've noticed that there's 2 kombatants whom these type of videos were missing. They're Kotal Kahn and Kollector, as much as I love the rest of roast intros videos, I would love to see theirs as well.
Don't worry, take your time. I'll be waiting hoho
20:27 *Sad D'Vorah noises*
PS. Don't really care much for D'Vorah
😂😂😂
18:53 Love how they censored shit from Kano and Cassy's intro
It's a jab at Australia's ultra-strict censorship policies which resulted in MK9/MK2011 being banned in the country for a while.
They censored shit but not ass is funny to me
Rambo is just so tired of everyone's shit🤣🤣
You also missed one of Kitana where Johnny Cage said Warrior Princesses are the shit right now
You forgot that Sindel called Liu Kang an orphaned bastard
Spawn is so serious Cassie jokes a lot and Rambo is so confused
best answer is spawn to Raiden :since when does a devil need manners
0:50 would love to see this one lol 😂
I would say Spawn #1, Kabal #2, Jacqui #3, Johnny Cage #4
Also that part where Millena talks like Katana is creepy as hell!
0:20 is that a Harry Potter reference
I don't think so but it is so close😁
Half Blood Prince yes but there was another one when Noob Saibot versed himself when he said He Who Must Not Be Named which is Voldemort so I think Voldemort will be in Mortal Kombat
@Jackson Omori Right?
@Jackson Omori His fatalities should be when he makes a hole from his chest, stab his heart then summon the big snake from Chamber of Secrets and let the snske eat him, his second fatality should be when the snake bites him a lot of times like in the 2nd Deathly Hallows movie when he killed Snape then Avada Kedava him
@Jackson Omori His Fatal Blow should be when he stabs him with the wand 3 times, let the snake bite him 3 times then he uses the Death Eaters to attack him 3 times then Voldemort uses Recashampra to push him away
Everytime rambo says 'FUCK' , he does a fatality for me dying of laughter 😂😂😂
"Queen shit of fuck mountain" had me on the floor, and so did "We ain't here to fuck spiders"
Spawn has black Air Force activity
Spawn : "Speak for yourself, not Kano"
Kabal : M"y blades are sharper than my tongue."
Spawn :" Then shut the fuck up and fight."
Kano : 😶😶😶😶😶🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡
That first kabal one was funny as hell with mileena
That last interaction with cassie and rain is so true
I might as well say it now, Rain sounds like Leslie Odom Jr. even though he wasn’t voiced by him
You should judge cursing based on variety cassie mainly says "ass, asshole and bitch" spawn just hurts you with his words
I wish Johnny cursed more and his words weren’t censored
20:05 loooool
I love how kombatants are smiling friendly when mocking their allies like Cassie Cage and Sub Zero
Cassie: 20
Rambo: 8
Spawn: 13
Cassie wins again.
It's not about quantity, but quality.
@@jlord5078 Oh!I thought it's about numbers.
I find it funny that Rain wanted to be in one of Johnny's movies
Rambo is definitely a close second.
I like Kabal’s ‘Ah Shit’. Gives off the vibe.
7:35
😂😂😂
Kano's last comment took me off guard XD
“Then shut the fuck up and fight”is my favorite!🤣
“Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain” is just weird but so funny tho🤣🤣
Spawn obviously is the king of roasting people
kano isn't everyone else when it comes to kursing cheng teoh
Rambo saying Phuck is mood
Keith David nails it in MK11
It's definitely Cassie. She bad to the bone.
Cassie curses and insults like a middle schooler. When spawn curses it has some fuckin power behind it
@@huh325 true.
I personally disagree. IMO she acts like a bratty pretty girl most of the time. Spawn has a far more dominating personality. Plus when he curses, it's badass.
Plus, Spawn is never censored in his intro dialogues.
Is anyone else surprised Joker didnt have a bigger potty mouth ?
Spawn is just...absolute savage
indeed. i could listen to him roasting people all day long.
The last one from Cassie was pretty good. XD
Klassic Cassie Cage As Lacina Rowe
I never knew Shang Tsung's age is 10,000 years old.
Bruh, i died when she said everyone forgets how to fuckin drive 😂
Shame some of them are bleeped, they should patch it to unbleep them!
at least they didn't bleep the guest characters. how silly would the bleep have been with Spawn and Rambo?
Spawn smilling in this thumbnail is cursed
I think its either Spawn and Cassie who swear the most :)
Cassie swears more but Spawn's are more hurtful like another person said
True
I'm going with spawn 🤞🏽
As a Sonya main, I might be a little biased, but I think Spawn won this contest.
Spawn hands down and Cassie 2nd
0:20 Cassie's texting with Jacqui: I hear that prince is a half-blood.
Get it? HP and the Half-blood prince?
Cassie is the queen and spawn is king for sure.
"Heard he hates clowns"
Literally cassie: good thing you're not here 😉
“ today’s the day skull-fucker” is one of my favorites
3:05 and 3:21 the exact same voice line.
Spawn isn’t the kind of guy you censor, trust me.
0:13 mk9 reference. nice
Spawn wins hands down
Lol spawn can call you a loser and that would hurt more than getting punched in the heart