"We'll say we're frightened and we wanna go home" has to be one of the funniest and best delivered lines ever. Love seinfeld I'll be rewatching it forever!
It got cut out but still funny, after George says "We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home!" Then Jerry goes "Ya like that'll work, he'd clunk our heads together like Moe."
Oh, I forgot about that! Almost as good as "Yeah, like that'll work! He'll clunk our heads together like Moe." I wish this show was going on now. I've only seen reruns.
OH... how I wish there was a button for LOVE... MISSION: To exponentially inspire a new age philosophical renaissance movement by spreading unconditional Honor, Respect, LOVE, LIGHT & peace worldwide, perpetually ending ignorance and poverty through a righteous process of METANOIA by 2020... One country, One neighborhood, and ONE HEART at a TIME!! ;)
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME UPSTAIRS FOR SOME COFFEE? NO... NO THANKS I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE... KEEPS ME UP... KHHHH... UHHH... OK... GOODNIGHT... YEAH, TAKE IT EASY!!!" ;)
I'm 60 years old now. When I was 25, I gave a lift home to the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen to this day, a Brazilian waiter named Sergio, a couple of years younger than I was. It was about 2am on a snowy Boston night, and he issued the same invitation: "Would you like to come up for a coffee?"....... and would you believe I gave him the same answer as George! 35 years is still not enough to hold all the regret...
"IT WAS ALL OVER... TAKEN CARE OF... DONE... FINISHED... 5,000... WHERE'S SHE GONNA GET 5,000... SHE DOESN'T HAVE 5,000... CLEAN... GOODBYE... SHE'S GONE!!!" ;)
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There are 7 billion people on this planet. There are 7 billion earths in 7 billion universes. Im sure there's one person capable of performing the role better. Additionally, politics, favoritism, and money determines an actors success in Hollywood.
Anti-semites, men who had a problem with Elaine because she had opinions, people who think the show gets too much credit because (in their opinion) it didn't measure up to "Frasier" or "Fawlty Towers" etc..
Seinfeld has said a few times that he was just being himself. All the lines he spoke on the show he wrote himself because he didn't want to say a line that he didn't find authentic
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"We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home" hahaha that line got me good!
“ are you kidding?! he’ll clunk our heads together like Moe”
Maybe the funniest line in this show ever and I love this show....
My friends dad has that effect as well. I was alone with him for like two minutes and he interrogated me about weed.
@@burpostockings and how you get out of it?
"We'll say we're frightened and we wanna go home" has to be one of the funniest and best delivered lines ever. Love seinfeld I'll be rewatching it forever!
Me too 😊
the way Jerry jerks away from George's desperate "don't leave me here alone" grasp... classic.
Hilarious
One of my favorite moments in the show.
...in the jacket he paid over $1000 for!
I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up. I'll never stop laughing to this line
"People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live."
That was pretty dumb.
Kramer's police scenes was one that glued me to this series.
I love that scene where Kramer poses as a police officer.
"Just make love to that wall pervert" *turns suspects head*
I need to rewatch the whole season.
" People don't turn down money, its what separates us from the animals" lol
YOU SEE...……………. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL!!! ;)
It got cut out but still funny, after George says "We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home!" Then Jerry goes "Ya like that'll work, he'd clunk our heads together like Moe."
I watched this episode on 📺 yesterday hilarious
Elaines father looks like the guy from Reservoir dogs
He is
Love the scene when Kramer dresses up like a cop. Until George breaks the statue. Smooth move!
Thanks for the response. To have a good laugh just watch Seinfeld. Enjoy your wkend.
Best comedy series ever!!
Absolutely….. the best of all time. Nothing will ever top Seinfeld.
6:01 George has been doing "Social Experiments" since before they were a thing.
"We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home"
Honesty is the best policy
"Pipe down chorus boy"
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
The jacket episode is my favorite season 2 episode!
@1:40 Elaine shows up- Where's my father?
George : "HE'S IN DA BA-TROOM!"
Oh, I forgot about that! Almost as good as "Yeah, like that'll work! He'll clunk our heads together like Moe." I wish this show was going on now. I've only seen reruns.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"people don't turn down money, it's what separates us from animals"
"NO ONE'S A BIGGER IDIOT THAN ME!"
pipe down chorus boy.
The washing machine bit is soooooo good
No thank you I don't want coffee. It keeps me up
That shot of her face at 2:11...It mesmerizes me to this day
For I am Constanza, Lord of the Idiots
Bryan Day suddenly a new contender has emerged.
Vincent Adultman Oh Snap.
PLEASE... A LITTLE RESPECT!!! ;)
OH... how I wish there was a button for LOVE... MISSION: To exponentially inspire a new age philosophical renaissance movement by spreading unconditional Honor, Respect, LOVE, LIGHT & peace worldwide, perpetually ending ignorance and poverty through a righteous process of METANOIA by 2020... One country, One neighborhood, and ONE HEART at a TIME!! ;)
ive done just what george did with that woman on several occasions. i am the king of idiots.
Seinfeld and Frasier my favorite shows hands down pure comedy no profanity pure laughter about people and life and issues it's true
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME UPSTAIRS FOR SOME COFFEE? NO... NO THANKS I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE... KEEPS ME UP... KHHHH... UHHH... OK... GOODNIGHT... YEAH, TAKE IT EASY!!!" ;)
I'm 60 years old now. When I was 25, I gave a lift home to the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen to this day, a Brazilian waiter named Sergio, a couple of years younger than I was. It was about 2am on a snowy Boston night, and he issued the same invitation: "Would you like to come up for a coffee?"....... and would you believe I gave him the same answer as George! 35 years is still not enough to hold all the regret...
gtimny holy $hit🤦♂️
This is a good lesson for us.
8:39 "well I'll think of something" 💥
If she invited me up for coffee. I would say I don't drink coffee because I really don't drink coffee. Sincerity will kill me.
"IF ONLY YOU COULD PUT YOUR MIND TO SOMETHING WORTH WHILE..." ;)
I love how he put the cut right when the figure shattered
I’ve met girlfriends fathers like that. They looked at me and made me feel, well just like George
That got me to 🤣🤣🤣
Just make love to that wall pervert!
I'm a damn good cop
Maby they wanted eat u
I can't drink coffee late at night it keeps me up... Take it easy...
“Please…don’t insult me my friend. No ones a bigger idiot than me.”
“So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza lord of the idiots.”
"IT WAS ALL OVER... TAKEN CARE OF... DONE... FINISHED... 5,000... WHERE'S SHE GONNA GET 5,000... SHE DOESN'T HAVE 5,000... CLEAN... GOODBYE... SHE'S GONE!!!" ;)
The single snort.
"Thank YOU for leaving me alone with HIM! " LMAO
Pipe down chorus boy!
"Master of the house..."
George taking antacids because of the coffee situation 😆
"You're alllll winnnnnners!"
"WE'LL GO TO THE LITTLE PAKISTANI RESTAURANT ON 46TH STREET... YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE SPICE, ARE YA?!" ;)
But suddenly a new contender has emerged
Any Seinfeld gets a thumbs up!!
7:00 is a classic. he had that guy scared shitless
Master of the house..............
8:36 clumsy kramer 😂😂😂😂
I remember this at ~14
"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS"
"Freeze Mother!"
The only people that drink coffee at 12 o’clock work at Norade
It's NORAD. NORth american Aerospace Defense command.
the jacket was soooo funny
Watching this in 2018
2019... LET'S GOOOOO PATRIOTS!!! ;)
@@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation having a billy and watching this
OH... and if you STILL think this is a JOKE, we suggest you GOOGLE FB YT us... Over a billion people fed and over $1,000,000,000 given away every year since 2012... We are NOT a charity and do NOT accept a single cent in donations... We are the world's FIRST and ONLY completely humanitarian hedge fund... MISSION: To exponentially inspire a new age philosophical renaissance movement by spreading unconditional Honor, Respect, LOVE, LIGHT & peace worldwide, perpetually ending ignorance and poverty through a righteous process of METANOIA by 2020... One country, One neighborhood, and ONE HEART at a TIME!!!! ;)
You cut out the best part " He's in the bachroom"
Love that line. I saw Lawrence Tierney in an episode of Hunter. Played the exact same character.
"it's to late for coffee." Welcome too literal INTP world
12 at night is more like 12 am
After 30 years recovery
We say we are frightening and we go home,,,hahahahaha Oh George
Very good
fuck i was singing master of the house .. and then this clip played
Let me explain something to you. You see...you're not normal.
You're a nice guy, but you're not normal.
How many times I've heard that
We are frightening and we have to go home hahahahahahaha
we say we frightened and we go home
The blonde at 4.44 is stunning.
Jerry should have gave Kramer the worlds collide speech 4:32
missed best part George imitates elaine's father
Where's my father? HE"S IN DA BATCHROOM!!
"Thank you for leaving me alone with him!"
You like ice. Dont you think you get more without it? - george
Lights down corist boy
Pipe down chorus boy
Elaines dad is Cpt. Buzzkill
For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!
We say we frighten and we need to leave ahhh George
*FREEZE MOMMA!*
Oh, it's just a reference to the Three Stooges, and their physical antics =)
2:09 That scene is actually difficult to watch.
Jason Alexander looks so young here.
He was barely 30 yo
i still don't get it. what's wrong with going to a singles weekend in the poconos?
...people don't take you seriously! lol
Jasonn Alexander was the best George Costanza of all time.
Change My Mind.
Sam Pickles the role was initially supposed to go to Chris Rock, believe it or not. But you’re right, Jason Alexander was the one and only
There are 7 billion people on this planet. There are 7 billion earths in 7 billion universes. Im sure there's one person capable of performing the role better. Additionally, politics, favoritism, and money determines an actors success in Hollywood.
@Cancel Ok omg you shut up
@@charlesmilton3127 Rock was merely one of five other actors/comedians who auditioned for the role.
how can 100 people dislike Seinfeld
Anti-semites, men who had a problem with Elaine because she had opinions, people who think the show gets too much credit because (in their opinion) it didn't measure up to "Frasier" or "Fawlty Towers" etc..
😂😂 I encourage everyone to watch shows like these, before bed! 😂😂😂😂 Laughter is a healer, especially in such uncertainty in our country! 🇺🇸💝😂
Did Ray steal the statue?
George Costanza, first guy to use the "its a social experiment" excuse.... It didn't work then.. it never works
From 3:47 to 4:14 is in my opinion the clearest example of how terrible of an actor Jerry Seinfeld was, yet I find it very endearing for some reason.
He was just fine. There are much worse actors who don't get half the criticism.
Seinfeld has said a few times that he was just being himself. All the lines he spoke on the show he wrote himself because he didn't want to say a line that he didn't find authentic
You’re Mr. Pink, let’s gets to woik
The actor stole a knife from the set an when Jerry confronted him about it he pretended like he was gonna kill him
Take it easy
got enough ads?
What does he when he says "But suddenly a new contender...." blah blah. i couldn't hear it well
A new contender has emerged.
Never happened..never happened!!!
who is Elaine's father here ?
i feel embarrassed when i what George lol
You are like Lex-
Looks like Brian Stelter.
Where is clip 1? Is it supposed to be funny when you catch this classic scene right in the middle of it?
Take it easy.....lol
I'm going to the batrom
George is not dating material for any woman ....
I hate women lıke you who sıt on theır ass and pass judgement,,
But he is Penske material
Magic Methyl W
Except he's a man.
nonsense, what woman wouldn't want to date a marine biologist architect?
Luthor at 10:00
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