He Self-Identifies as Batman

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @Downsouthroots
    @Downsouthroots Рік тому +631

    "Goose Wayne" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quartersamurai
    @quartersamurai Рік тому +458

    I wonder if Dr. Phil has realized he was played yet 😂

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 9 місяців тому +34

      They uploaded the missing bits onto youtube 3 months ago so someone did.

    • @Diiv_Tiid
      @Diiv_Tiid 9 місяців тому +29

      He gets played all the time, I'm sure he knows

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 8 місяців тому +33

      It's a show, all he cares about are the ratings. Heck he's not even a real psychiatrist...

    • @TheRealTJErnie
      @TheRealTJErnie 3 місяці тому +5

      According to "Goose" himself, he was NOT trolling.

    • @TwizzlerGirl
      @TwizzlerGirl 3 місяці тому +6

      @@TheRealTJErnieI believe Goose when he says it wasn’t a joke

  • @stillgetsnoluvv9405
    @stillgetsnoluvv9405 Рік тому +501

    Alexa turn on rizz lights

    • @Aaron-y7u
      @Aaron-y7u Рік тому +21

      The poor guy has hair eating bacteria

    • @frantzbrignol
      @frantzbrignol 11 місяців тому +11

      Is that him fr?

    • @ememem69
      @ememem69 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@frantzbrignolyeap troll legend

    • @ddoubleg
      @ddoubleg 10 місяців тому +2

      Fr 😂😂😅…….

    • @jame2742
      @jame2742 10 місяців тому +6

      The man. The myth. The Legend.

  • @Smoke-Plays
    @Smoke-Plays Рік тому +111

    This guy is such a legend.
    Goose wayne, return of the bald knight.

  • @KayakDIY
    @KayakDIY 8 місяців тому +41

    *He actually lives in my city and I for one feel safer*

    • @evanstcroix425
      @evanstcroix425 Місяць тому +1

      Yes I see him all the time around town lol

  • @dannymac777
    @dannymac777 9 місяців тому +92

    Probably the best troll on Dr. Phil since the Bum Fights creator.

  • @sasquatchpatrol9317
    @sasquatchpatrol9317 8 місяців тому +15

    Dr Phil got rizzed

  • @stillgetsnoluvv9405
    @stillgetsnoluvv9405 Рік тому +177

    For anyone that doesn't know the dude is mocking them.. hes pretty funny
    His UA-cam channel is goosewayne

    • @HaterTots1738
      @HaterTots1738 Рік тому +4

      have u even watched the goose wayne episode of dr phil 😭😭

    • @NadinaStryhn
      @NadinaStryhn Рік тому +1

      I don’t think so. I watched the episode and the girlfriends agony felt really real. The description of him having fungus on his head because he will not take the mask off. Otherwise she is a great actor.

    • @tylergoodwin3546
      @tylergoodwin3546 Рік тому +9

      @@NadinaStryhn it's fake and staged. grow up

    • @skoochoo5851
      @skoochoo5851 Рік тому +15

      ​@@NadinaStryhnhis channel is Goosewayne, he confirmed he faked it

    • @NadinaStryhn
      @NadinaStryhn Рік тому +6

      @@tylergoodwin3546 I am aware that most of this is staged in some sense. I am just saying that the girlfriends agony felt real. Or she is a great actor! No need to be rude. I am to grown up as it is.

  • @TheSoadffl
    @TheSoadffl Рік тому +77

    When they cut up close to him on the stage, with the face paint, i lost it 😅😅😅😅

    • @Downsouthroots
      @Downsouthroots Рік тому +2

      He looks like "Goose Raccoon" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JT.526
    @JT.526 9 місяців тому +15

    I wonder how many times Dr. Phil was completely played and trolled on his joke of a show.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 3 дні тому

      He knows, shows like this are fake.

  • @cck5707
    @cck5707 5 місяців тому +8

    So thats where goose came from

  • @HirstMovies
    @HirstMovies 8 місяців тому +7

    To be honest ..BATMAN is just a rich guy who can fight. So realistically …BATMAN could exists 😂😂

  • @EliDekay
    @EliDekay Рік тому +16

    [insert quick side rizz camera]

  • @keith3297
    @keith3297 6 місяців тому +16

    You can tell his girl is trying to hold back laughter😂 Bro was probably trolling and rizzing since birth

  • @Clintcreates
    @Clintcreates 4 місяці тому +4

    The guy with a tv show and giant banner of his name behind him asked if goose identifying as something he relates to gives him importance is narcissistic or self important... maybe Phil knows from experience in his own life

  • @maa.6007
    @maa.6007 Рік тому +10

    I smell SUS... Claiming ur batman then showing up at the studio AS KUNG FU PANDA! I demand an explanation!

  • @sycofya1677
    @sycofya1677 Рік тому +32

    I say let that man live his life if he wants to be Batman

    • @Doer231
      @Doer231 Рік тому +3

      It’s this attitude that got us to the point of fat trucker pissing next to little girls

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 Рік тому +7

      @@Doer231 2 way different things, this guy just wants to be batman

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 Рік тому +7

      @@Doer231 your astonishing lack of discernment baffles me

    • @Doer231
      @Doer231 Рік тому

      @@sycofya1677 ok

    • @Beetlejuice2231
      @Beetlejuice2231 Рік тому +4

      Lmao u guys don't know?? This guy is a troll he does UA-cam videos

  • @NikolasPafitis
    @NikolasPafitis Місяць тому +1

    He believes he’s a doctor helping people named ‘Dr Phil’

  • @Heather-y8j
    @Heather-y8j День тому

    "That's Goose Wayne. We're safe." 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @ftwgunnerpwns
    @ftwgunnerpwns 9 місяців тому +1

    Theres nothing stopping dr phil from cosplaying/kinning NBA player Dr. Phil 😤

  • @nonni139
    @nonni139 9 місяців тому +1

    "I am the rizzman"

  • @brentgroenhuizen617
    @brentgroenhuizen617 Рік тому +14

    This has to be a joke

    • @wouldntyouliketoknow1477
      @wouldntyouliketoknow1477 Рік тому +3

      Have you seen the things people identify with? This actually makes just as much sense as almost everything else people “think” they are…

    • @antonschlegel123
      @antonschlegel123 Рік тому

      @@wouldntyouliketoknow1477this is a joke nothing on this show is real the only insane one are the people making this show

    • @AceKingArmy
      @AceKingArmy Рік тому +9

      It is a joke

    • @karlmax6031
      @karlmax6031 Рік тому +1

      A joke on the identity industry.

    • @Durstlover3447
      @Durstlover3447 4 місяці тому +1

      This Batman dude is a troll, he really fooled Dr. Phill

  • @tristan_840
    @tristan_840 8 місяців тому +1

    Dr. Phil, you can be in the NBA even if you can't dunk, work on you dribbling and shooting. Believe in yourself. Muggsy Bogues already did that.

  • @johnowen7302
    @johnowen7302 Місяць тому +1

    His wife deserves an Oscar seriously 😅

  • @Staindsoull
    @Staindsoull 7 місяців тому +1

    That's goose Wayne, we're safe😂😂

  • @fkkawlni
    @fkkawlni 11 місяців тому +75

    when you realize this is next level troling 💯

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh Місяць тому

      Not according to Goose Wayne himself.

  • @richdude8150
    @richdude8150 Рік тому +3

    Its stupid of a qualified psychologist to insult and obviously mentally challenged person by calling them narcisistic

  • @yeahokay1051
    @yeahokay1051 2 місяці тому

    Dr Phil calling somebody else narcissistic is very rich

  • @davidb.8944
    @davidb.8944 10 місяців тому +1

    A real, low budget Batman is doable. You just have to be insanely dedicated to bettering yourself for the sake of others.

  • @Joebob2u
    @Joebob2u Рік тому +3

    Wonder how much it cost to shoot a skit with Dr.phil?

  • @doflamingonitez
    @doflamingonitez Місяць тому

    She almsot broke out in laughter there mad props 😂

  • @IHopegood
    @IHopegood 8 місяців тому

    The city needs him…

  • @RANSOME99
    @RANSOME99 4 місяці тому

    THIS IS AMAZING. Goose is legendary.

  • @invictafilms2690
    @invictafilms2690 9 місяців тому

    That’s why you train, Dr Phil

  • @SunSheepOfLight
    @SunSheepOfLight Рік тому +1

    Dr. Phil anyone can be Batman… All you have to do is buy a Halloween 🎃 costume and be stupid enough to fight criminals and wall-a your Batman!

  • @georgereginald6084
    @georgereginald6084 Рік тому +10

    Well at least he’s not identifying as a mother to adopted children😂😂

  • @cannibalcrumbs4531
    @cannibalcrumbs4531 Рік тому +1

    BRO THIS IS THE DUDE THAT DOES THE BALDING RIZZ ON CHAT WTF🤯🤯

  • @markmiles4359
    @markmiles4359 Рік тому +1

    He's either an incredible troll or he's mentally ill.

  • @user-rg3cc1jm5w
    @user-rg3cc1jm5w Місяць тому

    Let him identify as whatever he wants, if he wants to be batman, let him be batman. HE is batman, we are all inclusive here.

  • @Kate-om4rl
    @Kate-om4rl Рік тому

    Dr Phil stop raining on everyone’s parade 😏

  • @Adawongkinnie
    @Adawongkinnie Рік тому

    Let the Batman kinnie live

  • @traicyarciniega7824
    @traicyarciniega7824 8 місяців тому

    He basically says in the beginning that he has low self esteem issues.

  • @Fake_To_You
    @Fake_To_You Рік тому +1

    What a legend 😂

  • @driftertravelerman6893
    @driftertravelerman6893 9 місяців тому

    He shoudlve brought up how bruce wayne wouldnt want to walk around in batman costume and have people recognize his secret identity because

  • @KOHF34
    @KOHF34 2 місяці тому

    Judging by how Dr. Phil’s staff posted this video with the title it has, it’s clear he doesn’t realize he has been trolled.

  • @FelipeEscobar86
    @FelipeEscobar86 Рік тому

    Bald Knight Rises.

  • @Buttercup1628f
    @Buttercup1628f 6 місяців тому

    gus wayn lol 🤣

  • @alexeswright1668
    @alexeswright1668 6 місяців тому +1

    Hear me out.
    Or don't.
    The illusion of delusion.
    This got me thinking about how respect is earned. You do have to accomplish things in order to be trusted, or credible to other people, in any way. So yeah, it's delusional to try to identify as something you haven't actually experienced.
    I guess this is where imagination reveals its other half, to be hope.
    Together, their shadow can create delusion. Shaped like you.
    And everything you want to see.
    Your imagination is powerful.
    That can make you hope, and wish for the things you've imagined.
    Or imagination is responsible for three pursuit of desire. It drives everything we do. It is us.
    But what happens when the shadow of everything you dream of, casts over you?
    You're left looking at your own delusion.
    Often it takes a taste of the "real world", to show someone that what they hope or imagine, can't just be real. Psycosis is a slim mouse, ready to slip into anyone's door.
    You have to know what's real.
    If you don't, you will question reality.
    But realistically, has everyone agreed yet on the definition of reality?
    All we seem to do is measure future possibilities. But still, that's all they are.
    You can't blame a kid for licking an outlet, if they haven't ever been shocked.
    We all act foolish though, towards something we may only ever experience once. As far as we know.
    You only die once.
    But some of us act like we will live forever.
    Now tell me, are the religious fools full of false hope, delusion, and psychosis?
    Or is it safe to say that they haven't died yet?

  • @Asmodeus_Shú-Nagua
    @Asmodeus_Shú-Nagua 20 днів тому

    Crazy how long this dudes been trolling for

  • @cryptonio3712
    @cryptonio3712 9 місяців тому

    This how u want your wife to be involved in your shannagins😂😂😂😂

  • @graelent9
    @graelent9 4 місяці тому

    There is no "real" Dr. PHIL

  • @hanshawks5088
    @hanshawks5088 11 місяців тому

    You can't play in NBA when you're 70

  • @britishtitan6470
    @britishtitan6470 8 місяців тому

    Love this guy 😂

  • @hanshawks5088
    @hanshawks5088 11 місяців тому

    He did paly college football 🏈🏈🏈

  • @colts87-ek7jt
    @colts87-ek7jt Місяць тому

    If you got a mad jump shot dr Phil you don't need to dunk
    I really wish he had the hair he has now on there would have been gold

  • @Luffnin
    @Luffnin 9 місяців тому

    I know we are safe with the rizzler goose Wayne

  • @rossfree796
    @rossfree796 Місяць тому

    Its sad ppl think goose was trolling here. He himself said he wasnt pretending.

  • @AprilTrix
    @AprilTrix Рік тому +2

    ❤ Goose Wayne 🦇

  • @BritneyKeen
    @BritneyKeen Рік тому +1

    😂😂 you can't take this sh!t seriously 😂

  • @ahandfullofjosh2730
    @ahandfullofjosh2730 8 місяців тому

    Yea steve nash couldnt dunk but he practiced hard.

  • @4bidden1
    @4bidden1 Рік тому

    This guy is trolling y’all

  • @360_tours
    @360_tours 9 місяців тому

    just don't rizz me like that tiktok guy

  • @malcomjohnson1618
    @malcomjohnson1618 Рік тому

    Rizzking

  • @SimonLandsberg
    @SimonLandsberg 11 місяців тому

    No more ridiculous than the people identifying themselves as animals.

  • @MUHAMMAD7-p5d
    @MUHAMMAD7-p5d 10 місяців тому

    😂 America needs god as soon as possible

  • @Sar-ahG
    @Sar-ahG Місяць тому

    Your girl made this believable…

  • @nicholasmyers9140
    @nicholasmyers9140 11 місяців тому

    .....YOUR OUT OF LINE!!!!!!

  • @xaraprimex4669
    @xaraprimex4669 Рік тому +1

    to the feminist and pronoun people, this is how normal people see's you...

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 3 дні тому

    I can't believe how bad he trolled people 😂😂. Dr Phil knew of course because shows like that are fake but there are people in the audience that really believe it 😂. Might be the greatest troll ever.

  • @fightnfeast
    @fightnfeast 9 місяців тому

    Whats wrong with ppl wanting to be a super hero🤔
    Glad he found his power to rizz later in life.

  • @joshuaboley1637
    @joshuaboley1637 9 місяців тому

    Goose Wayne 4 life!

  • @pSmurf954
    @pSmurf954 3 місяці тому

    Ok. The greatest trolling event in history. Regan and Trump winning the presidency is a close second…

  • @Dottinoti00
    @Dottinoti00 Місяць тому

    That’s obviously Batman dr Phil get real with your self 🤦‍♂️

  • @seanthomas7441
    @seanthomas7441 Рік тому

    Its sickening how lost and decived millions of people are..

    • @NoshotJaffi
      @NoshotJaffi Рік тому

      Lol bro this is goosewayne hes a youtuber 🤣😂 he’s trolling

  • @redcherry8137
    @redcherry8137 Рік тому

    This is absolutely not goose wayne hahaha

  • @davecacace7113
    @davecacace7113 11 місяців тому

    Fiction can be fun!

  • @TuServeMan
    @TuServeMan 9 місяців тому

    Dr Phil is such a loser he helps no one

  • @Shabriri_the_reviled
    @Shabriri_the_reviled Рік тому

    How did it take me so long to figure out this was goodewayn THE SAME GUY FROM THE OMEGLE SERIES

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 11 місяців тому

    Moose Hayne

  • @tamiwhitmire-williams2027
    @tamiwhitmire-williams2027 Рік тому +2

    😅😅😅😅he's nuts

  • @angellacen2372
    @angellacen2372 6 місяців тому

    Batman look like he got punched alot

  • @whyn0tben
    @whyn0tben Рік тому

    I only call you when its half past five 😉

  • @likasgandamercado3969
    @likasgandamercado3969 Рік тому

    He needs treatment, that’s there’s to it

  • @primalway1
    @primalway1 Місяць тому +2

    His wife is the reason this is all possible...epic tag team trolling...tier 1 trolls

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh Місяць тому

      Not according to Goose Wayne himself.

    • @primalway1
      @primalway1 Місяць тому

      @@JanFWeh ..and kaiser Soze' would be the first to say he doesn't exist either..

  • @tubetop123
    @tubetop123 Рік тому +59

    No difference than someone identifying as LGBTQ2

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 Рік тому +5

      Exactly let that man be, hes not hurting anyone

    • @aulanirhys
      @aulanirhys Рік тому +1

      Good way to look at it! I’m not sure why it’s important to deflate who this man aspires to be…he really isn’t hurting anyone! Bruce Wayne is who he identifies as…fine with me….hello Bruce Wayne! ❤

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 Рік тому

      @@aulanirhys yep, i said the same thing. Afterall Bruce Wayne is not a bad role model to aspire

  • @monkey1070
    @monkey1070 Рік тому

    This same argument can apply to some trans people and no one would be making fun of them

  • @Kevin-cq5dg
    @Kevin-cq5dg 10 місяців тому

    Legend❤

  • @R0ck5teady
    @R0ck5teady Місяць тому

    Regular peons 😂😂😂 those are your words Mr phil

  • @addisonwhite4393
    @addisonwhite4393 9 місяців тому

    Haha maybe if you were a navy seal with elite training and the head of your class in everything but he still wouldn’t wear that mask 😂

  • @Vidrack
    @Vidrack 8 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @MadGenious
    @MadGenious Рік тому

    If he can identify as a woman at any time without anyone batting an eye, he can identify as batman.. Why are you losing your mind? Are you an agent of chaos? ;)

  • @alexrizo605
    @alexrizo605 10 місяців тому

    Only way I'll believe it is if he shaves his beard.

  • @Crispymemes
    @Crispymemes Рік тому

    Well, at least he chose a super hero that has no powers at all.
    If batman were poor he would just be another guy.

  • @megavegeta2588
    @megavegeta2588 9 місяців тому

    Spoiler: He drops the batman act

  • @celladora31
    @celladora31 Рік тому

    Andrew tates first appearance

  • @ajamonee7620
    @ajamonee7620 Рік тому +42

    Mfs look at him like he crazy but think it’s ok for a man to identify as a woman 😭😂

    • @NeutralMjolkHotel
      @NeutralMjolkHotel Рік тому +1

      You’ve either misunderstood the concept of gender or you’re intentionally being dishonest.

    • @ChaChaChaddio
      @ChaChaChaddio Рік тому +5

      ​@@NeutralMjolkHotelnah it's all fake anyway lol

    • @Spiritcr1jsher
      @Spiritcr1jsher 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@NeutralMjolkHotel nah , he is spot on . No reason to play dress up because you changed your gender.

  • @EdgarCovarrubias-y6o
    @EdgarCovarrubias-y6o Рік тому

    If you can change your gender then I'm ok with him being Batman

  • @SeanSpecker
    @SeanSpecker Місяць тому

    clearly some kinda homosexual but enough about dr. phil.

  • @dush-san1612
    @dush-san1612 Рік тому +1

    No way🤣

  • @jerryw1608
    @jerryw1608 Рік тому

    I wanted to be a woman, but I was born a man. Oh wait….