Corporate Jargon | Stand up Comedy by Punit Pania

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  • Опубліковано 7 лип 2024
  • It gives me immense pleasure to share with you my brand new stand-up video. Honed over years, based on customer feedback and recorded with the utmost care for your kind perusal. Looking forward to positive response from your esteemed selves in comments and shares :)
    Live shows in Bangalore, Mumbai and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
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    CREDITS:
    Direction: Waquar Rehman ( / waquar_rehman )
    Editing & Post Production: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films ( neonafilms.com/ )
    Sound Design: Sreejith Menon.( / eclecticuniverseaudio )
    Video & location sound recording : Yash & Team
    Subtitles: Kartik Puraswani
    #StandUpComedy #PunitPania #corporatecomedy
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  • @PunitPania
    @PunitPania  24 дні тому +5

    Live shows in Mumbai, Bangalore and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
    Join the mailing list: forms.gle/6Ltj9Uqs3XjgGdxq8

  • @vatsalagravat7165
    @vatsalagravat7165 24 дні тому +40

    "You know what a real job is? It's a job you hate"
    - Nothing more true has been spoken
    Guruji🙏

  • @lazy_pandaa
    @lazy_pandaa 24 дні тому +29

    I will circle back to this video following my upcoming work meeting and subsequent contemplation of my life choices, as part of my ongoing personal reassessment process.

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  24 дні тому +23

      Please watch by EOD

    • @aakhthuu
      @aakhthuu 23 дні тому +4

      gentle reminder #1

    • @armeshram
      @armeshram 23 дні тому

      @@PunitPania😂😂😂

    • @sapandream
      @sapandream 22 дні тому

      ​@@PunitPaniaaaaaa corporate jargon followed by abbreviation 😂😂😂😂

  • @swapblue
    @swapblue 24 дні тому +16

    As discussed, great video Punit sir ji 😁

  • @amanAMAN01
    @amanAMAN01 24 дні тому +27

    02:43 This second flat khujli joke is as funny as it is philosophical. Loved it👏

  • @pranjalshelke588
    @pranjalshelke588 24 дні тому +14

    Sir,I am a big fan of your work! I have saved every stand up video, every live satsang of yours to listen to it again!! great hard hitting punches with a coating of humour , one liners , quotable lines and what not! please continue to do this. ✨

  • @yogeshsuradkar8035
    @yogeshsuradkar8035 24 дні тому +73

    George Carlin of our Era ❤️

  • @ektaMulchandani
    @ektaMulchandani 24 дні тому +15

    Aadmi baju mein baitha aur zinda bhi hai😂😂😂
    Every other line is quotable 😅

  • @ignorasmus
    @ignorasmus 24 дні тому +11

    As discussed,
    (In some earlier comments)
    I made the choice of leaving the Indian social and corporate systems for a slew of benefits.
    After some time, as things like clean air, peace of mind, dignity of labor, (and dignity in general) become just a part of routine life, one tends to forget the gains and remembers only the price being paid for it all. One starts thinking more about the fact that only the siblings are taking care of parents, kids do not understand our rich culture ranging from Kabir to Kabir Singh, and so many other things.
    Thanks for periodically reminding all kinds of toxicities that I am able to protect myself and my family from, for this price.

  • @abhijitmurthy7701
    @abhijitmurthy7701 24 дні тому +11

    bhai ek number! gajab comedy. especially the dhandha bagair board ka kholo.
    mera bhi startup hai. board lagana baaki hai. RELATABLE AF BRO!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
    may you have infinite more views.

  • @TIKingdomImrankhan
    @TIKingdomImrankhan 24 дні тому +13

    as always... Is baar Society ke saath Corporate culture ki bhi bajayi hai... 😂😂Shandar guruji

  • @deffraaz4168
    @deffraaz4168 24 дні тому +12

    "As Discussed"😂😂😂

  • @sudarshanachakra3.022
    @sudarshanachakra3.022 24 дні тому +8

    Hilarious yet insightful

  • @Punkdman
    @Punkdman 24 дні тому +3

    Just left my job few days ago, thank you so much i needed this video 😅

  • @siddharthdey701
    @siddharthdey701 21 день тому +1

    The salutation message is world class! Keep it up. Lots of respect & love.

  • @adityanarayandash
    @adityanarayandash 24 дні тому +4

    Fantastic set guruji🔥🔥

  • @jeetkaguldasta7337
    @jeetkaguldasta7337 23 дні тому +2

    Punit - you continue to rock !!! Hoping to get many more of these 😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

  • @jijugeevarghese5704
    @jijugeevarghese5704 24 дні тому +9

    Very few English speaking standup comedians in India are as good as you. Just a humble suggestion. The pronunciation of "facade" at 09:22 sounded odd. It should be somewhat like "fuss-aad". I learned this recently. Even then I still forget to pronounce it right when the word comes in reading material.😊

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  24 дні тому +6

      Aisa humne bhi suna hai par bolneko nahi hota 😁

    • @aakhthuu
      @aakhthuu 23 дні тому

      Bolo fusss

    • @Truth.be.told.
      @Truth.be.told. 22 дні тому

      @@PunitPania Aree sir, itni si baat thi kya!
      I thought it was an Orwellian pun you invented.
      F*ck - Aid: when one drinks the Koolaid and later realises that they are fucked.

    • @subrotochatterjee5788
      @subrotochatterjee5788 17 днів тому

      @@PunitPania You can remember this by simply thinking it as “What’s the FUSS all about?” Hence, Fuss-aad. Enjoyed your corporate caper Punit! (TheProf).

  • @mamtat7206
    @mamtat7206 24 дні тому +5

    Loved every second ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤❤❤❤of this 👍

  • @kunalshah9641
    @kunalshah9641 23 дні тому +1

    Totally Punit you're hitting nail on the head on your every jokes, class of your observation by showcasing in a humor or comic form, kudos 🙌🙌👍

  • @musicIfeelhappy
    @musicIfeelhappy 22 дні тому +1

    The only comedian... I keep waiting for new videos ✨

  • @Shri10001
    @Shri10001 21 день тому +1

    Man with harsh reality. Salute to ur bravery.

  • @chinmay8954
    @chinmay8954 23 дні тому +2

    Awesome stuff Punit !

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream 22 дні тому +2

    2:56 ohhhh hahahaha 0.5 to keep your regret 😂😂😂😂

  • @soumyajeetchakrabarty6872
    @soumyajeetchakrabarty6872 23 дні тому +2

    Soo true yet soo good....cathartic

  • @heisnamronisingha4534
    @heisnamronisingha4534 24 дні тому +4

    Architects watching be like 'fakade?'

  • @shamst8935
    @shamst8935 19 днів тому +1

    Excellent work..Punit..loved it

  • @kunalshah10011998
    @kunalshah10011998 24 дні тому +4

    Corporate bantai is back

  • @vikramsharma212
    @vikramsharma212 24 дні тому +2

    Amazing set. ❤

  • @ektaMulchandani
    @ektaMulchandani 24 дні тому +2

    Smart casuals had me😆😆

  • @dhaivat.sarvaiya
    @dhaivat.sarvaiya 24 дні тому +2

    Damn....Very few get to exit the system ❤️🔥🔥🔥

  • @rigvedperspectives
    @rigvedperspectives 23 дні тому +2

    Awesome, Punit!!
    My first thought after watching this,
    As philosophied,
    In era like 2024, Passion really does matter; you will rarely find a CEO hating mondays because they're passionate about they do.

  • @samshulsayyad3635
    @samshulsayyad3635 22 дні тому +1

    As discussed earlier, Guruji is always on the spot. ❤🎉

  • @motivationwithhappymind1705
    @motivationwithhappymind1705 18 днів тому +1

    Toooo goood Man.... 😂😂😂nailed it

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream 22 дні тому +1

    That checking teeth joke was awesome 😂😂😅

  • @pa5918
    @pa5918 23 дні тому +2

    "As discussed" deserves a T shirt

  • @RaviKumar-tf1or
    @RaviKumar-tf1or 24 дні тому +2

    Intelligent comedy.

  • @rshabree
    @rshabree 23 дні тому +1

    You're the best Punit. Wish you only Life's best! Thank you and keep it going boss.

  • @musema
    @musema 24 дні тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @surobheet
    @surobheet 24 дні тому +1

    One of the best comedians of this era.... intellectual stand up comics are almost extinct now

  • @dr.subashrao228
    @dr.subashrao228 24 дні тому +5

    Excellent stuff and consistent!Navi mumbai mein show kab hoga !

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  24 дні тому +1

      Karna to hai, looking for a decent venue

  • @ashwinsoares8247
    @ashwinsoares8247 23 дні тому +1

    As always, thanks so much Punit for making life that little bit more bearable.

  • @injar88
    @injar88 23 дні тому +1

    Love the last few lines shared. Truth. Very Relatable. 💫

  • @surajtripathi8736
    @surajtripathi8736 23 дні тому +1

    Bhai you nailed it..... Love it ❤

  • @mendj2710
    @mendj2710 22 дні тому +1

    Thank you Punit

  • @rushabhshah.2768
    @rushabhshah.2768 22 дні тому +1

    Netflix pe chahiye iska pura special 😁

  • @adityahabbu7463
    @adityahabbu7463 23 дні тому +1

    The GOAT is back ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @addaykumarbhattacharya4401
    @addaykumarbhattacharya4401 24 дні тому +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 fantastic sir

  • @baseballfan88888
    @baseballfan88888 23 дні тому +1

    Punit is way different than other artists ❤ ❤

  • @MrAltair786
    @MrAltair786 24 дні тому +2

    Let's call this system - matrix, Neo.

  • @dipakpatil4961
    @dipakpatil4961 21 день тому +1

    i literally reads "Jargon" to "जागरण" bang stand up artist never miss the single ...btw guitar riff used in last was so best ...please tell the name...

  • @fayazvar3948
    @fayazvar3948 24 дні тому +1

    Maza Aagaya

  • @mystrywrx5396
    @mystrywrx5396 22 дні тому +1

    The way he said Facade as Faaked and not as Fasad

  • @ShubhamMathur14
    @ShubhamMathur14 23 дні тому +1

    so relateable..

  • @modernmogli5155
    @modernmogli5155 23 дні тому +1

    Thats how you buy Horses and Slaves ....... Closing Lines are Fcking So True

  • @DrP11111
    @DrP11111 23 дні тому +1

    ur a legend

  • @myownperfectdisaster
    @myownperfectdisaster 22 дні тому +1

    Ahaha man, i ve been laid off and this is so fun. Oh Punit… i just saw a Scaler add on your video! The irony!

  • @wizarddon
    @wizarddon 24 дні тому +1

    I appreciate your content bro

  • @shoaibquadri369
    @shoaibquadri369 21 день тому +1

  • @TheMountains-qb8mq
    @TheMountains-qb8mq 9 днів тому

    Every line is a quote.

  • @kushalsomani8248
    @kushalsomani8248 23 дні тому +1

    Guruji!

  • @riteshkumar2686
    @riteshkumar2686 24 дні тому +1

    Nice 👌

  • @blackthumbnail7570
    @blackthumbnail7570 23 дні тому +1

    Puneet bhai 🤌👀

  • @thecritiquer9407
    @thecritiquer9407 24 дні тому +1

    ❤❤❤

  • @RandeepWadehra
    @RandeepWadehra 10 днів тому

    Good one.

  • @mangopeople5440
    @mangopeople5440 24 дні тому +2

    real job - job u hate😅

  • @ashmait
    @ashmait 24 дні тому +1

    As discussed, CFBR

  • @Stt1351
    @Stt1351 23 дні тому +1

    CFBR guruji👏

  • @AshishDha
    @AshishDha 24 дні тому +1

    bahut qhoob!

  • @harshadk3240
    @harshadk3240 24 дні тому +1

    I thought something neuclear reasearch inside..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arvindsonrish1529
    @arvindsonrish1529 23 дні тому +1

    Top 5 Indian comedians -
    1. Punit Pania
    2. Punit Pania
    3. Punit Pania
    4. Punit Pania
    5. Punit Pania

  • @Cpicstv
    @Cpicstv 21 день тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @PandaTheAB
    @PandaTheAB 23 дні тому +1

    Ye to wahi log hai
    Bas I Card pehen liye hai 😅
    Defines workers aptly

  • @ashirodk1729
    @ashirodk1729 23 дні тому +1

    Lovely video! Please keep them coming.
    I did my small bit for contribution.

  • @kamalchoudhury2910
    @kamalchoudhury2910 24 дні тому +1

    Big nuclear research inside..... lol..... :))

  • @theundisputed96310
    @theundisputed96310 9 днів тому

    Meanwhile me who left the day job sitting jobless and feeling I am made for something better 😂

  • @thebowlofcurry5514
    @thebowlofcurry5514 24 дні тому +4

    Your stand up looks like Pravachan

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  24 дні тому +3

      Sab ka Malik ek 🤲🏻

    • @this_Is_n0_One
      @this_Is_n0_One 23 дні тому

      Maybe you should try watching Samay Raina, his comedy will fit best to your taste.

  • @prabhakarsharma
    @prabhakarsharma 16 днів тому

    Indore Ya Bhopal Ka Plan Bhi Kariye Puneet Bhai..

  • @vikasyadav-hg4kg
    @vikasyadav-hg4kg 20 днів тому +1

    Osm ❤❤

  • @rayeesazam3154
    @rayeesazam3154 23 дні тому +1

    Worli ke samne wala building ka entry ....sms link..pass completion..& then 22nd flour .....waha pubG ..or.. Khane me sabji.

  • @A0A4ful
    @A0A4ful 24 дні тому +1

    Advance Payment is not the way forward, but the Only Way!

  • @amankumarmishra5355
    @amankumarmishra5355 22 дні тому +1

    😂😂

  • @Justin_Gonsalves
    @Justin_Gonsalves 24 дні тому +1

    What's that outro solo song? Sounds like Clapton

  • @berozgar_baba
    @berozgar_baba 23 дні тому +1

    Professional ho ya unprofessional majdur to madjur hi rehta hai 😅

  • @tanmayrathod3125
    @tanmayrathod3125 24 дні тому +1

    First cmnt first like

  • @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo
    @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo 24 дні тому +1

    First

  • @samshaikh1993
    @samshaikh1993 24 дні тому +1

    1st one to comment😅

  • @NikSan1983
    @NikSan1983 24 дні тому +1

    CFBR Guruji

  • @shantanusapru
    @shantanusapru 24 дні тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @shantanu556
    @shantanu556 24 дні тому +1

    lol

  • @dr.goofydoo9790
    @dr.goofydoo9790 24 дні тому

    @punitpania Sir may I know your watch ..?

  • @Rohit_Gawai
    @Rohit_Gawai 24 дні тому +1

    124th Like

  • @moinbakshi2875
    @moinbakshi2875 24 дні тому +1

    sincere comment from one of the call centre employee. 😢😢😢😢 Bas karo sir rulaoge kya?

  • @nk1t
    @nk1t 3 дні тому

    You sound and look like Kulbhushan Kharbanda

  • @gaurangkankotiya
    @gaurangkankotiya 21 день тому +1

    Cfbr

  • @internet_wanderer8316
    @internet_wanderer8316 22 дні тому

    Good one but style needs some changes 😊. Your satsang is very very good due to your ability to understand things in depth.

  • @chillandrelaxation2314
    @chillandrelaxation2314 23 дні тому +1

    That *Fuckade* threw me off-guard 😢

  • @crypticclue
    @crypticclue 22 дні тому

    Dunno if you faked it on purpose or just a slip.
    Fuk-aid has a certain ring to it bit but,
    Fassaad has a fake front built in the sound and is a different meaning in Hindi.

  • @adityapadwal3310
    @adityapadwal3310 21 день тому

    Fail to understand how money works & all the frustrations which result as a consequence of that ignorance come out in different forms, sometimes as a Stand up show.

  • @Pritish2011
    @Pritish2011 23 дні тому

    Is that Kamra in the audience?