Making poor life choices in Aliens: Fireteam! // Worst Premade Ever Funny Moments

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  • @MediaDroid960
    @MediaDroid960 3 роки тому +893

    This is a quick reminder, if you ever have an alien invasion in your local neighborhood, call your local lunatics, I can only imagine these guys in the M.I.B. They would be amazing

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 3 роки тому +43

      If there’s somethin alien, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? THESE LUNATICS!

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 роки тому +17

      They got Rap God and Rife-iles and they kick ass, sometimes.

    • @rainbowhero8132
      @rainbowhero8132 3 роки тому +8

      Neighbor *rushes out with our family chainsaw that he had borrowed (stolen)*
      Me: "I want that returned later, I need that to cut down a branch"
      neighbor: *lays into an aliens head with the chainsaw*
      Me:"You know what, I'll buy a new one."

    • @buddythewonderdog8065
      @buddythewonderdog8065 3 роки тому +8

      I wouldn't mind a movie with the WPE crew saving the world by frustrating the aliens until they give up and leave.

    • @Ghostgamer1501
      @Ghostgamer1501 3 роки тому +5

      But what if ur the local lunatic

  • @SaberInferno
    @SaberInferno 3 роки тому +638

    "Alex can you tell your mom that I love her?"
    I haven't heard Jonk nail a joke that well in a while.

  • @nicholaswilson9194
    @nicholaswilson9194 3 роки тому +459

    Ellis: "The fans are so like..."
    *taken to the backrooms for a moment*

    • @DSnek-nr120
      @DSnek-nr120 3 роки тому +27

      Ellis has clipped out of reality

    • @SDS_Productions
      @SDS_Productions 3 роки тому +7

      tbh it sounded like a crystal element cave monster

  • @thescarletemperor64
    @thescarletemperor64 3 роки тому +229

    Jake: Let's see how quickly we can go through this voice-over.
    The guy: So that well they never we sure.

    • @twinedblayze
      @twinedblayze 3 роки тому +12

      Another person that spent fucking time to read what the NPC said.

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 2 роки тому +4

      Spamming keys in parappa the rapper

    • @thescarletemperor64
      @thescarletemperor64 2 роки тому +5

      @@twinedblayze and here you are... spending the time reading these comments to know that there are many of this kind.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a great plan.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem 3 роки тому +142

    It’s funny how Jake misread that dude’s name at “Lemon” but was surprised when he said “grants” rather than “giants”

  • @TheGreatCyberwolf
    @TheGreatCyberwolf 3 роки тому +165

    "How are you all enjoying Fireteam?" *watches Alex run up to Gabby and blast her in the face with a flamethrower*

  • @basherboo
    @basherboo 3 роки тому +70

    Alex genuinely and literally almost ended my life with that "Lunch" comment, I've never been choking on noodles so hard with such a loud giggle at the same time

    • @isabellagoldleaf1751
      @isabellagoldleaf1751 3 роки тому

      Did you genuinely think it was Ellis or was it suppose to be a joke about how Ellis and Alex get confused for each other? (Not trying time be mean, just confused)

    • @basherboo
      @basherboo 3 роки тому +1

      @@isabellagoldleaf1751 No this was me having a few drinks and only remembering Ellis' and Jake's name and knowing it isn't Jake lmao oops

    • @noir-214
      @noir-214 Рік тому

      The funniest thing I've ever heard in my life

  • @deniedprawn4224
    @deniedprawn4224 3 роки тому +50

    Sometimes I think Jonk is dyslexic but it hasn’t fully unlocked yet lol

  • @phatboi202
    @phatboi202 3 роки тому +35

    the edits on the subtitles on the in game rolls. *chefs kiss*

  • @twinedblayze
    @twinedblayze 3 роки тому +34

    Jonk: "I wonder how I can do this voice over"
    NPC: "So that they never we sure"

  • @Halfblood-dl3kr
    @Halfblood-dl3kr 3 роки тому +41

    God Cath's laugh at 7:34 was amazing

  • @wildgameshub
    @wildgameshub 3 роки тому +25

    Only jonk can fuck up saying words so bad that he throws a granade XD

  • @SpicyT257
    @SpicyT257 3 роки тому +45

    8:20 I mean, she's doing better than Ron Weasley - he once asked Hermione if she wanted a quickie at lunch.

    • @zackv4850
      @zackv4850 3 роки тому +10

      Excuse me WHAT!!?

    • @isabellagoldleaf1751
      @isabellagoldleaf1751 3 роки тому +2

      He also asked Lavender if he could see her anus in divination (“can I see Uranus?”)

  • @kyhlkidgaming4589
    @kyhlkidgaming4589 3 роки тому +18

    Got to say the rolling subtitles when he rolls are very impressive

  • @Black_Ink_Wolf
    @Black_Ink_Wolf 3 роки тому +207

    Ellis: "The fans are so like b̶̨̦̤͈͖͇̹͍͖͘ȟ̸̨̻̣̔̍͆͗̃̆̐͘̕̕͝ͅṵ̵̖̈́̏̎̄́͗̀̊͝ę̵̢̲͇̘̦͚̤̺̻̮̣͎̣̋͛̃ͅe̶̢̺̤̺͇̜͚̞͓͔͓̖̯̰̓e̶̢͍͚̤͈͖̼̞̤̱̎̓͊̓̍̒͛̚ẽ̵̫̙̑̌͝ę̴̡̢͎̱̱̭͕̲̺́̍͗̇͌͌̽͑͑̚ȩ̴̨͖̙̹͚̬̩̞͉͛̽̒̐̓̀̈́͋̊͂̕e̵̱̣̻̻͚̙̪̗̹̝͗̏́h̷̻͐̂̓̑͝͝"

    • @TehWarbird
      @TehWarbird Рік тому +1

      Ellis went alien mode for a sec lol

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 Рік тому +2

      Biblically accurate fans?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +12

    Fun fact about the Xenomorph sound. It was accidentally created when a peacock screeched at the same time a baby elephant trumpeted

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES 3 роки тому +22

    Gabby altering the Working Joes.
    WJs: You shouldn't be here. You're becoming hysterical.'

    • @Soundwave45681
      @Soundwave45681 3 роки тому +5

      “Why not ask me about Sevastopol safety protocols?”

    • @megalucario4208
      @megalucario4208 3 роки тому +4

      TOO MUCH TRAUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
      *Vietnam flashbacks ensue*

    • @andrewthomasprism9388
      @andrewthomasprism9388 Рік тому +1

      "Tut tut" *Bashes head against wall*

  • @poisonmushroomgaming1227
    @poisonmushroomgaming1227 3 роки тому +7

    The fans are so like..
    **Screams into Oblivion**
    7:49

    • @NeroAkamai
      @NeroAkamai 4 місяці тому

      He’s retrieved Alien Signals, they say they have better intellect than Jonk and Alex😂

  • @sanyokS1
    @sanyokS1 3 роки тому +9

    Wait they had Jorris the perfectly normal human sub to them? The kind of crossover I never expected

  • @secretslayer1234
    @secretslayer1234 3 роки тому +8

    The jonk guarantee, even when you don't want it, you get it

  • @dianebrooks1859
    @dianebrooks1859 3 роки тому +9

    Dingleberry is mostly slang to call someone silly/inept. Never heard the poo part before that was certainly something new lmaoooo

    • @moffch4319
      @moffch4319 3 роки тому

      What, You’ve never heard of the Traveling Dingleberries?

  • @rauno-rainspahkel306
    @rauno-rainspahkel306 3 роки тому +6

    0:20 jokes on you my brightness is at max and its night while my screen is really close to my eyes so..... yeah

    • @kiravatheargonian
      @kiravatheargonian 2 місяці тому

      Insert the meme of the white cat screaming 😂

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 3 роки тому +8

    \o/
    I'm watching this in broad daylight and the fire is still bright af lmfao

  • @lamero2378
    @lamero2378 3 роки тому +35

    I wish they'd do Terraria again... I loved the 3 vids they made playing it

    • @supertilapia
      @supertilapia 3 роки тому +3

      Samee. I love that Terraria series

    • @EEVEE_fan16
      @EEVEE_fan16 3 роки тому +2

      The worst thing is they Remember that terraria is a thing but they dont want to Play it again even though there Has Been an update .

    • @darkelysium2187
      @darkelysium2187 3 роки тому +3

      @@EEVEE_fan16 probably too complicated for their level of brains considering the game has so many items

    • @EEVEE_fan16
      @EEVEE_fan16 3 роки тому +2

      Are you serious ? Anything is too complicated for them (expect losing and making everyone laught)

    • @supertilapia
      @supertilapia 3 роки тому +3

      @@EEVEE_fan16 It's because they aren't even good at it so they wouldn't dare to touch it again. Such a shame because Terraria has a lot more content now and it's fun to play more than ever.

  • @barrymccockinner4216
    @barrymccockinner4216 3 роки тому +7

    Gabby does a surprisingly good South African accent.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 роки тому +6

    7:10 it amazes me that no one said giant insertions.

  • @bjorncorvin4568
    @bjorncorvin4568 2 роки тому +1

    1:32 My favourite book character is a Troll named Chod

  • @dogman3624
    @dogman3624 3 роки тому +1

    I am in bed in complete darkness with my brightness turned down and it did hurt my fucking eyes lmafo

  • @cowabungablackwater4909
    @cowabungablackwater4909 3 роки тому +27

    In terms of Gabby’s question “what are you going to do”. As a former cop I can tell you, you wouldn’t be hard to find. If they had half a mind to do it, they could be on your front step by next week. Never underestimate how psychotic people can be.

    • @isosev
      @isosev 2 роки тому +3

      This is why I love America.
      We have guns for such a situation.

  • @darelh1348
    @darelh1348 3 роки тому +4

    Goddamn I love the editing, it adds that extra touch to your videos

  • @monkeybuisness1825
    @monkeybuisness1825 3 роки тому +2

    2:43 Jake drawing out the silhouette of that man.

  • @Theekg101
    @Theekg101 3 роки тому +6

    "That's nearly lemons!" - Jonk 2021

  • @joshuakneer4091
    @joshuakneer4091 3 роки тому +31

    srs quest-shun tiem: when you kill one of the aliens, does standing in the pool of blood still do damage like in the movies? considering it is a deadly acid? cuz if not, then that is a major design flaw.

    • @Cole.Ignios
      @Cole.Ignios 3 роки тому +10

      Not the basic drones that look like you can kick em through windows, but the warriors and many of the other special enemies do leave temporary acid pools when they die

    • @joshuakneer4091
      @joshuakneer4091 3 роки тому +2

      gud to kno they didnt forget that detail

    • @eliasnilsson6604
      @eliasnilsson6604 3 роки тому +4

      On higher difficulties the acid is extremely dangerous even. Its something you kinda have to learn to move from instantly. And one of the aliens spits it too.

  • @deathtyfying1001
    @deathtyfying1001 3 роки тому +2

    My mom be like : The wheeze is strong with this one

  • @vienproph3354
    @vienproph3354 3 роки тому +2

    You know, I've always turn my volume to half whilst watching you guys, Why? you may ask. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS!

  • @SeaxanCyning
    @SeaxanCyning 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact: Chad is actually an Old English name. It derives from the name Ceadda.

  • @JackChaosMaker
    @JackChaosMaker 3 роки тому +2

    Got home from work and there is a new WPE video, love the content guys 😊

  • @cyplex6190
    @cyplex6190 2 роки тому

    Just started watching your videos here and there and nothing got me laughing more then the flamethrower at "people watching this at night" cause I went blind then couldn't stop laughing haha
    Good content worth the sub

  • @zancrus9629
    @zancrus9629 17 днів тому

    LOL from the other room my wife goes "Its incendiary right?" I didn't even think and just went "Yeah he is just an idiot". Sorry Jonk.

  • @brody3671
    @brody3671 3 роки тому

    2:35 the bit where the font roles around is done so cooool

  • @stealthfox6455
    @stealthfox6455 3 роки тому +1

    3:31
    Me:that was an odd noise...
    My brain: smells like sussy baka :>

  • @splatoonistproductions5345
    @splatoonistproductions5345 3 роки тому

    Cycling Cyclopes that make you think needs a shirt!! 😂😂😂 they make me think real big brain! 😂😂

  • @commentsection-chan
    @commentsection-chan 3 роки тому +4

    4:48 AYY I'M I THE VIDEO LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @theprimeblade6389
    @theprimeblade6389 3 роки тому +2

    Ironically enough I’m in bed watching this.

  • @Geckorawasg
    @Geckorawasg 3 роки тому +1

    Im gonna im gonna im gonna ziga ziga ziga ziga ziga ah... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lbnewell23
    @lbnewell23 3 роки тому

    0:24. Jake that is precisely what happened 😂

  • @rogerzalos2851
    @rogerzalos2851 3 роки тому +1

    0:19 yep I can relate it's currently 3 in the morning rn and my eyeballs just turned hard boiled

  • @vienproph3354
    @vienproph3354 3 роки тому +2

    Can't wait Ellis's precious metal blog

  • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
    @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 3 роки тому

    It's my headcannon that the Aliens are watching on to these guys wondering what the fuck is going on with humans.

  • @baldrian22
    @baldrian22 3 роки тому +1

    imagtion the mother of a 14 year old enters his room while he is watching this video at 2:22 and then see the screen and yells WHAT THE F ARE YOU WATCHING!

  • @ThePaulper
    @ThePaulper 3 роки тому +1

    4:30 I was eating then. Darn it.

  • @psivampire13
    @psivampire13 3 роки тому

    I love it when there are spelling mistakes in the in-video subtitles. 🤣 4:31 “miss read”

  • @dmitripilar2593
    @dmitripilar2593 Рік тому

    WPE: (making joke about people in bed with their brightness turned down)
    me who at the time was literally in bed with the brightness turned down: AAAA-

  • @rocketbat02
    @rocketbat02 3 роки тому

    I saw the clip at 0:18 at 11:16 pm, so I perfectly understood what they were getting at lmao

  • @jonharrison5869
    @jonharrison5869 3 роки тому +1

    Jakes was right about elises flame thrower... I'm watching this at 2 am

  • @GalaxyJammed
    @GalaxyJammed 3 роки тому +2

    Making poor decisions in games is very common for WPE

  • @xenodragomorph
    @xenodragomorph Рік тому +1

    0:33 I'm Legit going to be in the Ellis but ironically their mother would actually be a cow or an animal due to the Facehugger impregnating a animal therefore your mother was a cow

  • @Smoke16666
    @Smoke16666 2 роки тому +1

    OWWWW MY EYES, ITS 4AM AND I GOT FLASH BANGED BY A FLAMETHROWER

  • @shanen.1541
    @shanen.1541 2 роки тому

    I love how the subtitles roll as they're rolling.

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 3 роки тому +1

    4:30 BTW there are chocolate covered gummy bears called Dingle Bearies :D

  • @justjuggy6759
    @justjuggy6759 3 роки тому +1

    Who needs M.I.B when you have W.P.E

  • @Ms.Mamabean
    @Ms.Mamabean 2 роки тому

    I made the mistake of watching this while my brightness was all the way up

  • @dr.redacted7735
    @dr.redacted7735 3 роки тому +1

    I misread the WPE logo as "Wipe"
    Couldn't agree more.

  • @draculgrozav
    @draculgrozav 2 роки тому

    0:25 BRRAAAAAAGGGHHH! MY EYES!
    Me: Yeah that's accurate.

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG 2 роки тому

    I almost choked when Ellis made that sound

  • @slendermanvpdeath7893
    @slendermanvpdeath7893 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact:synapse is a word, just not what Jake is trying to explain lol

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 3 роки тому

      Synapse is, but not synopse.

  • @CyonThePsycho
    @CyonThePsycho 3 роки тому

    5:50 so that well they never we sure
    besto commentary ever XD

  • @doyourbest_uwu
    @doyourbest_uwu 3 роки тому

    6:12 Alex just went full Forest Gump there.

  • @hannahsanchez2043
    @hannahsanchez2043 3 роки тому

    Ellis is the non-cooking version of Gordon Ramsay

  • @delvonjones1898
    @delvonjones1898 2 роки тому

    When I first watched this video it actually was really dark in my house and I just woke up from falling asleep

  • @michaelenright6814
    @michaelenright6814 3 роки тому

    I was watching at 4 am and the flamethrower went off I said ahhhhhhh my eyes 😂

  • @XeranDereth
    @XeranDereth 3 роки тому +2

    Joris Bonson's Left Noot, Yep definitely a Mr. Streamer fan.

  • @sharpsdark1271
    @sharpsdark1271 3 роки тому +2

    3:32
    The noise gabby makes is. Concerning.

  • @justyeet2432
    @justyeet2432 3 роки тому

    3:10 every suicidal person that got their attempts thwarted

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 3 роки тому

    0:56 - I read a doujin that began like that.

  • @AlesterMyersWick
    @AlesterMyersWick 3 роки тому +3

    0:25
    MY EYES!!!!!

  • @otuskigaming6764
    @otuskigaming6764 2 роки тому

    0:25 can confirm, am in bed at night, absolutely my reaction

  • @ComedicalBystander
    @ComedicalBystander 2 роки тому

    7:50 straight up just made fnaf ambiance sound with his mouth

  • @Simple_Grey_line
    @Simple_Grey_line 3 роки тому

    Jonk, Wheezy, Cathbait, Alex Jones, and ELLLIIIIISSS

  • @arabella3637
    @arabella3637 3 роки тому

    Perfect vid to watch on my birthday.

  • @alexhammett5202
    @alexhammett5202 3 роки тому

    When I first heard at night with there brightness down, I like oh no. And now my eyes.....

  • @TheRyuShogun
    @TheRyuShogun 3 роки тому

    YAAAY NEW UPLOAD damn I’m blazing with energy

  • @creator9282
    @creator9282 2 роки тому

    5:49
    Dude talked like an animal crossing villager

  • @ShirokumaSama
    @ShirokumaSama 3 роки тому

    I didn't need to know what dingleberries mean but here I am, learning about it.

  • @d-Pad_Chad
    @d-Pad_Chad 3 роки тому

    I would like to formally request everyone refer to me as D-Pad Chod from now on.

  • @hotrod_
    @hotrod_ 3 роки тому

    00:21 holy shit I just threw my phone across the room!!!

  • @dazarino1390
    @dazarino1390 3 роки тому

    I just see "daz is big money" and immediately I'm like "wait, I am?!"

  • @GamerJoxua
    @GamerJoxua Рік тому

    when cath said sausage roll i got hungry thanks cath.

  • @bertjones5778
    @bertjones5778 3 роки тому

    4:46 I read 1st lieutenant lemons and left it at that

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations 2 роки тому

    7:42
    Ellis:
    "I think it's just a shit model, yeah. i'm planning on replacing it soon as i can cause the cooler design is fuckin' horrible as well, the fans are so like-"
    **Gets possessed by demons and snaps out of reality**

  • @DanteSuper95
    @DanteSuper95 3 роки тому

    Okay, now you are just flexing with the subtitles today.

  • @ymb4698
    @ymb4698 3 роки тому

    You guys are the best! Also, Alex tell your mum i love her too :3

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 2 роки тому

    Jake: can’t pronounce
    -synapse
    -incendiary
    -santos
    -giants
    Also jake: can you pronounce rifles properly
    I love caths Voldemort laugh
    Getting called out by gabby for saying I love you and to see my mum more thanks gabby

  • @akiraamamiya8483
    @akiraamamiya8483 3 роки тому

    3:32 that aw didn't sound like an aw at all...

  • @kongking956
    @kongking956 3 роки тому

    0:34
    my mother told me and everyone around her that she hates me and wishes i was never born. then she just left, havent seen her for 10 years now. lol

  • @GigaChadstar
    @GigaChadstar 3 роки тому

    You were correct about the night time viewers, ouch

  • @armedxforcesuk94
    @armedxforcesuk94 3 роки тому

    Is it normal that my brain had a stroke at the end there

  • @sharkbait1389
    @sharkbait1389 Рік тому

    0:23 that was literally me, my eyes hurt

  • @wakaspokas
    @wakaspokas 3 роки тому +2

    Love these guys

  • @tobynator1469
    @tobynator1469 3 роки тому

    So that well they never sure
    -Hoenikker