#GTXmas After a lot of layers of Google Translate "Have yourself a merry little Christmas" turned out to be as always unrecognizable That's why Jesus you All questions for one year Do not worry That's why Jesus They are good This is important for all years A few kilometers From ancient times screen Friends and love Like here? Today If this is allowed At the same time it is important Now the problem at screen Friends and love New Documents For many years If this is allowed C. After Christmas You're a great cricketer
all google translate variations of "remember me" 1: recall item 2: holiday gift 3: scribble me (sigh) google translate, what are we going to do with you?
Don't let it make you cry = No boys! Google Translate knew this was made by a dad for his daughter. "Close your eyes and rip your music" accurately describes this movie.
Remember me = Recall item = Holiday gift = Scribble me So, I think this is what happened: You want to buy a product called a *Scribble me* for a friend's *Holiday gift,* but it gets recalled and turns into a *Recall item* and you return the product to the store. As an employee carries it to a warehouse, you hear the product screaming *Remember meeee!!* Yeah, sounds about right xD
The story is about a crazy christian feminist that works in the repossessing business who makes it her personal goal to recall all items from males and never marry for the sake of staying true to god. She likes to sing songs before ripping the music sheet up and dreaming about songs. One day she has a change of heart and decides to sell the males there items back as a 'holiday gift' and she says she won't recall them as long as they love and respect their women. She than goes into the weapon-making business and still thinks people are gonna 'scribble' her.
*thareforewhenyoucloseyoureyes,andtheeyesofhistoryinmusic.ikeeptheloveofourgod,toliveonyou,nottomarryiwillcommand!* *close your eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC* *yes.*
I first thought that it looked okay for a kids movie. But then when I watched it, I cried so much! My face was all wet. It reminded me so much of my dad. It's the PERFECT movie and will hit you in the feels.
#GTXmas : "Let your heart be light" became "is Air Purification Required?" (With that capitalization) "Here we are as in olden days/happy golden days of yore" has become "We are here in the past/good luck" "Hang a shining star upon the highest bough/ and have yourself a merry little Christms now" has become "Go on a high star/Class is already a little bit, Make an agreement" (That one went into nonsense pretty quick, probably because Latin doesn't have a word for Christmas...) yeet I really like the second one because it sounds very time-travel related :)
#GTXmas I forgot how many times I translated it Lol Christmas and New Year Let my heart shine From now on, our problem It will be out of sight Christmas and New Year Make a happy Christmas From now on, our problem They spend miles, or Now you must know this. Happy golden days of the moment for once, ah Friends of the dome Join us, with us, oh Over the years, the time is too long If allowed Hang a bright star in the highest field, No matter how creative Now, you should know it. Happy days, Friends of the dome This event has not been announced yet Over
I LOOOOOOVVVVVVED COCO!!! I saw it on Thanksgiving and it made me feel the feels like nobody's business 😭 Your translation made me love this song even more!
Hi Malinda! After you translate and sing that christmas song, I think you should try and translate Abba's Waterloo. Maybe it could turn into something really funny i dont know
#GTXmas This is more of a "Have yourself a creepy little Christmas" now... Christmas tasting is delicious Your conscience is free All of our questions Permission Christmas tasting is delicious Hot love All of our questions It takes a kilometer These are the stars Loka Friends, If he returns, we will close it One day we were sitting together This must be a bookmark This time, you have to do it Use the local environment We're here from star Loka Friends, We know more We have been together over the years This must be a bookmark Oh! We used our necks Oh, you're a Christmas present
I'm just watching this video for the first time, so this comment is a year late (: My two cents on the "recall item" part: since one of the languages was French, to remember can be roughly translated as "se rappeler de" - but rappeler can also mean to call someone back (appeler is to call, rappeler is to call back). Item... Idk :')
#GTXmas (Czech, Hawaiian, Bosnian, Welsh, Maltese, Hebrew, Latin, Pashto, Basque, Portuguese, English) Wedding Animals Does not he care about the sacred? We solve problems Wedding Animals Loving the love of Maul From now on there will be a serious problem We're here Good golden days Dear friend, let us We went Over the years there will be only one unit If death is You do not have a star Good Christ Wedding Animals Good Christ
Ideas for possible future vids: Translated Idioms/phrases Things politicians have said, translated A song about chinchillas A book review, translated A very complicated cake recipe, in song form
The song is hilarious as always, great job, but I don't know why but just the part you introduced Coco in the first few seconds of the video has made me smile. ^^ Just want to let you know your videos make me smile even on lesser days. Keep up the great work--bless you--!
#GTXmas I translated it into Dutch, Russian, Chinese, Lithuanian, Czech, Korean, and French before translating it back into english Imagine that you are at a party. Empty your mind. All our problems will be next year. It will be hidden. Imagine that you are at a party. Make Christmas Heroes All our problems will be next year. It will be miles. Back to the past Happy Golden Day Joining loyal friends We came back with us. We will contact you shortly. If destiny allows it, We will be confused before. Now we have a nice Christmas. Here we are like the past. Happy Golden Day Joining loyal friends Again We will be together for many years. If destiny allows it, Hang bright stars on the branches above. And now a merry Christmas O Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
#GTXmas Original: Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yuletide gay From now on your troubles will be miles away Here we are as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us to gather near to us once more Google: I'm going to Christmas Make a geese Now wait for the problem! day Golden days A loyal friend is in love In addition
#GTXmas My favourite lines are in bold: Be happy for a little Christmas for you Let your heart be bright *So far, your problems are not visible* Be happy for a little Christmas for you *Make a Gay Hollywood* Then your problems are nice Here we are like the old days *Congratulations on the old days* Trust friends, dear to us We'll get closer to us We have been together for many years *If fate is resolved* Make a great star at the highest place So you will not have a joyous Christmas Be happy for a little Christmas for you *So you will not have a joyous Christmas* Nothing too extreme but insead of a nice Christmas song, it's a song about how everything was better in the past and though the song wants you to have a joyous Christmas, you won't.
#GTXmas "Rip your music" made my day! ;D Translation: good day In your heart! Our current problem is endless good day It allows yoga From now on, our problem has disappeared We have seen the past days It is gold now We love our friends Back to our side We have worked for two years If you accept this question Agronomy courses Great christmas gift We have worked for two years If you accept this question Agronomy courses Great christmas gift Translated in too many languages... (20, to be precise, picked randomly xD) by Monika&Klara
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT COMMUNITY TRANSLATE ANNOUNCED AT THE END!! #GTXmas xoxo
Nice Google Translate video!
Malinda Kathleen Reese #GTXmas please translate it into Irish! I would really appreciate it!!!
You should do Last Christmas or All I Want For Christmas
#GTXmas
After a lot of layers of Google Translate "Have yourself a merry little Christmas" turned out to be as always unrecognizable
That's why Jesus
you
All questions for one year
Do not worry
That's why Jesus
They are good
This is important for all years
A few kilometers
From ancient times
screen
Friends and love
Like here?
Today
If this is allowed
At the same time it is important
Now the problem
at
screen
Friends and love
New Documents
For many years
If this is allowed
C. After Christmas
You're a great cricketer
Malinda Kathleen Reese could you translate "pastor" from portuguese band called "madre deus"?? The song is beautifull and should be also hilarious!
all google translate variations of "remember me"
1: recall item
2: holiday gift
3: scribble me
(sigh) google translate, what are we going to do with you?
Recall translate, duh
worship it
@@Unknown-yo7cz It works perfectly fine as long as you dont use.. Like... 50 languages
@@Unknown-yo7cz Just saying, she translates things into many different languages but if you only use 1 or so you should be fine
@@Unknown-yo7cz Ok
Don't let it make you cry = No boys!
Google Translate knew this was made by a dad for his daughter.
"Close your eyes and rip your music" accurately describes this movie.
Yup.
Yep
Yes
Yep.
Yip.
Scribble me like one of your french girls.
ImmortanRoger
Lmao
lol
Okay that made me laugh way too much.
I'm dying oml
Thank you for this comment XD seeing Malinda's video made my day but this comment is the best XD
"Rip your music!" Whoa, Google translate has become self-aware of how nonsensical its lyrics are...
when you in band and the sheet music has a bunch of sixteenth notes at Quarter(crochet)=120bpm
Ya
And it will get the words correct now
Remember me=Recall item=Christmas gift=Scribble me
Sounds legit
John Sears soons loogoat
John Sears I'm dying!😂😂😂
Sounds like Coco!
XD
John Sears lol
Remember me = Recall item = Holiday gift = Scribble me
So, I think this is what happened:
You want to buy a product called a *Scribble me* for a friend's *Holiday gift,* but it gets recalled and turns into a *Recall item* and you return the product to the store. As an employee carries it to a warehouse, you hear the product screaming *Remember meeee!!*
Yeah, sounds about right xD
Lol
I love your creativity... 🥳👍
I love this comment a lot that ending though LOL 😂
Where did scribble me go?
I laughed so much that i threw my phone LOL
Despite her recalled new weaponry production, I am pleased that Malinda keeps us all abreast of appropriate and spontaneous holiday gifts.
Fuzzy Stripetail Don't get too attached - they're going to be recalled soon.
How does 'sad guitar' become 'subway diet'?! I LOLed at "to return to your breasts" too!
remembber me thouth i need a subb way sandwich remember poop
Laughed out louded?
Laughed out louded
Same tbh
purpleblueturtl didn’t copy you just realized you said that as wrll
Becky G
What???
Keep your love alive, never get married
Close your eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC!
K.S lol this was the best part 🤣🤣
Thereforewhenyoucloseyoureyesandtheeyesofhistoryinmusic
Ikeeptheloveofourgodtoliveonyounottomarryandwillcommand
Total Items Recalled : 5
Total Holiday Gifts : 2
Total Malindas Scribbled : 3
The story is about a crazy christian feminist that works in the repossessing business who makes it her personal goal to recall all items from males and never marry for the sake of staying true to god. She likes to sing songs before ripping the music sheet up and dreaming about songs. One day she has a change of heart and decides to sell the males there items back as a 'holiday gift' and she says she won't recall them as long as they love and respect their women. She than goes into the weapon-making business and still thinks people are gonna 'scribble' her.
👌 10 outta 10
Clap clap clap!
👏👏👏👏
Sweet. You should be an auther.
*feminazi
I love how she sings so beautifully.
To some hella weird lyrics.
Sounds like a very confused Christmas advert.
have you ever seen a christmas ad that wasn’t confused and did in fact make sense? lol
At some point or another, I think you should do a Google Translate Sings "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
oh my god yes
YESSSSS
@@loveforSammie it happened
life h why u say that to me? I didn’t make the comment! Well, I do agree with it but why is it erected at me?
OML autocorrect
*thareforewhenyoucloseyoureyes,andtheeyesofhistoryinmusic.ikeeptheloveofourgod,toliveonyou,nottomarryiwillcommand!*
*close your eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC*
*yes.*
Should I watch this before I see the movie?
One of life's tough questions.
John Sears yes its ok
You shouldn't. You don't want parts of the movie experience to be too familiar.
Yes. See this, then cry your eyes out
nah, the song has a special impact so wait a bit. the melody here makes more sense later anyways
OzzyOzrock I agree
I need to watch Coco because so many people have told me to watch it!!
Mimi Oang it is good
It’s amazing
I first thought that it looked okay for a kids movie. But then when I watched it, I cried so much! My face was all wet. It reminded me so much of my dad. It's the PERFECT movie and will hit you in the feels.
Dan Harbour mmmmhmmmm
MikkiChan YEAH!
Close your eyes AND RIP YOUR MUSIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best way to see if they learned there part in choir *but still very cute*
Adam Woodworth lol
legitimately me during band if the music is too hard.
50th like
Brilliant delivery as always Malinda!!! You're awesome how you can sing such silly lyrics and sound amazing!
I feel like this is just a crazy rant every Christmas shopper screams in stores 😂😂
"Close your eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC!!"
Cracks me up every time.
Ok... you should do guns and ships next.
lpswhiskers YES
lpswhiskers oh yes
Please. We need it.
PLEASE
YES DO IT
"Sing a SONG!!!" when in the movie, the most noticable line is "NO MUSIC" XD
"close your eyes and RIP your music" !!
Sounds like something my music teacher might say actually
The original made me cry...and now I'm crying laughing.
#GTXmas :
"Let your heart be light"
became
"is Air Purification Required?" (With that capitalization)
"Here we are as in olden days/happy golden days of yore"
has become
"We are here in the past/good luck"
"Hang a shining star upon the highest bough/ and have yourself a merry little Christms now"
has become
"Go on a high star/Class is already a little bit, Make an agreement" (That one went into nonsense pretty quick, probably because Latin doesn't have a word for Christmas...)
yeet
I really like the second one because it sounds very time-travel related :)
I played close you eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC like 10000 times and still love it can't stop playing it😂😂😂😂
DO HAVANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhyDontWeVevo Seconded
YASS
WhyDontWeVevo OMG YES
You mean Hawaii, he he he.
SHE DID IT
I love this video! And also the line:
*AND RIP YOUR MUSIC*
Cute Dogs me to
0:40 She CLEARLY doesn't want boys to recall her item...
Who needs a subway diet when you can use the see food diet
You see food,you eat it 😂
*“To return to your breast”*
Google translate is NOT OKAY
True
My new diet: Subway diet😂❤️
I work at Subway XD
Dunya Lightningson don’t forget the problems of the subway diet...
Dunya Lightningson All fhe problems you experience in the subway diet 1:02
#GTXmas I forgot how many times I translated it Lol
Christmas and New Year
Let my heart shine
From now on, our problem
It will be out of sight
Christmas and New Year
Make a happy Christmas
From now on, our problem
They spend miles, or
Now you must know this.
Happy golden days of the moment for once, ah
Friends of the dome
Join us, with us, oh
Over the years, the time is too long
If allowed
Hang a bright star in the highest field,
No matter how creative
Now, you should know it.
Happy days,
Friends of the dome
This event has not been announced yet
Over
👍👎👌✊✌✋👊☝👆👇👈👉👋👏👐
I did the whole hand movement
I LOOOOOOVVVVVVED COCO!!! I saw it on Thanksgiving and it made me feel the feels like nobody's business 😭 Your translation made me love this song even more!
1:28 I can't stand this scene XDDDDD
Close your eyes and *RIP YOUR MUSIC*
What is the true meaning of the line "let your heart be light"? According to Google Translate, it's "The Golden Snake" 😂😂 #GTXmas 💙
Sounds like a brand of beer.
Lighthearted essentially means cheerful and carefree, so it's basically saying don't take things so seriously or worry about life so much.
Hi Malinda! After you translate and sing that christmas song, I think you should try and translate Abba's Waterloo. Maybe it could turn into something really funny i dont know
Mirawolff She deffinitely should do more ABBA.
UA-cam Commenter any abba song please
Mirawolff Or any ABBA song from Mamma Mia.
Malinda already has a Google translate sings ABBA, video posted on the same day as the premier day for the movie Mamma Mia: here we go again
"Keep our love alive, never get married" and "Why do you love life and do not want to grow up"... dying of laughter... XD
No boys! Hahahaha
"Don't let it make you cry" = "no boys!"
that sounds like a bad relationship
By far my favourite video of yours by far, thanks Malinda!!
#GTXmas This is more of a "Have yourself a creepy little Christmas" now...
Christmas tasting is delicious
Your conscience is free
All of our questions
Permission
Christmas tasting is delicious
Hot love
All of our questions
It takes a kilometer
These are the stars
Loka
Friends,
If he returns, we will close it
One day we were sitting together
This must be a bookmark
This time, you have to do it
Use the local environment
We're here from star
Loka
Friends,
We know more
We have been together over the years
This must be a bookmark
Oh! We used our necks
Oh, you're a Christmas present
I love this, especially Oh! We used our necks.
My day is so much better now! Thank you, Malinda!
How did "Remember Me" become "Holiday Gift", "Recall Item", and "Scribble Me"?
I am very late but, google translate, that’s how...
I'm just watching this video for the first time, so this comment is a year late (:
My two cents on the "recall item" part: since one of the languages was French, to remember can be roughly translated as "se rappeler de" - but rappeler can also mean to call someone back (appeler is to call, rappeler is to call back).
Item... Idk :')
The closest is scribble me
Because Google Translate is drunk.
Okay but I translated stuff before where a song lyric becomes hidden In mascara
"No Boys!"
jeez Malinda what did we do to you
Everything.
*oh*
You didnt recall the item .
recall item
Me yelling at everything I get wrong in a song
RIP THE MUSIC
God this is so hilarious 😂😂😂
But frickin great too
This is why I subscribed
I could listen to you sing all day. You have a beautiful voice and are beautiful too.
"RIP YOUR MUSIC!!!!!!"
1:20
GT:Keep our love alive,
Me: OH MY GOSH THEY--
GT:never get married
Me:nvm.......
REEECCAAALLL ITTTTEEEEMMMM!
It is edited because I spelt item wrong.
Im hopeless.
CHEERS LOVE
SquishyPanda Can't escape these Fandoms lol
*To return to your breasts*
“Why do you love life and not want to grow up”
Woah…
#GTXmas (Czech, Hawaiian, Bosnian, Welsh, Maltese, Hebrew, Latin, Pashto, Basque, Portuguese, English)
Wedding Animals
Does not he care about the sacred?
We solve problems
Wedding Animals
Loving the love of Maul
From now on there will be a serious problem
We're here
Good golden days
Dear friend, let us
We went
Over the years there will be only one unit
If death is
You do not have a star
Good Christ
Wedding Animals
Good Christ
Tim Enslow that sounds like a Shakespeare sonnet 😂
Coco was so amazing!! I want to see it again♡♡♡
Hello!Can you do Pompeii by Bastille next pls?
Thatd be hilarious. If you ever want to see a cover of the actual song search 'TheOrionSound' after the title :)
Wow. Haha, I suggested the same thing! 😂
I just imagine this as two Amazon workers trying to flirt on Christmas eve
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Vídeo:to return to your breast!~
Me:srsly?
Really sooooo amazing !!!!!! Excellent work, funny and great! What can i say more! Please continue!!!
GTS parody of "Believer" by Imagine Dragons, please. #MKR // #GoogleTranslate
Ideas for possible future vids:
Translated Idioms/phrases
Things politicians have said, translated
A song about chinchillas
A book review, translated
A very complicated cake recipe, in song form
I haven’t seen Coco yet I couldn’t not watch this XD
The song is hilarious as always, great job, but I don't know why but just the part you introduced Coco in the first few seconds of the video has made me smile. ^^ Just want to let you know your videos make me smile even on lesser days. Keep up the great work--bless you--!
#GTXmas I translated it into Dutch, Russian, Chinese, Lithuanian, Czech, Korean, and French before translating it back into english
Imagine that you are at a party.
Empty your mind.
All our problems will be next year.
It will be hidden.
Imagine that you are at a party.
Make Christmas Heroes
All our problems will be next year.
It will be miles.
Back to the past
Happy Golden Day
Joining loyal friends
We came back with us.
We will contact you shortly.
If destiny allows it,
We will be confused before.
Now we have a nice Christmas.
Here we are like the past.
Happy Golden Day
Joining loyal friends
Again
We will be together for many years.
If destiny allows it,
Hang bright stars on the branches above.
And now a merry Christmas O
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Aww missed opportunity I was hoping at the end of the song for a giant bell to fall on you
I ended up choking on my water I was laughing so hard
Thank you so much for these videos:)
Been having a crap day and these always make me smile and feel better:)
“NO BOYS!”
The story of my love life😂😂😂
That's my favorite song and u changed like this 😥😭but nice continue this 🥰
You should do un poco loco :D
I have never actually had a song ruined by one of your videos. This is the first time... WHY LORD!
Close your eyes and..*RIP THE MUSIC*
Me when I try to succeed be like
ËMÎ ŁŌÚ why does your name have odd things on the letters
Dan Harbour cause I do
I love this song so much and you just you just made it better
Ayee back down the gt hole we go
thank you, i needed this
This song has a few lesbian like lyrics which I love.
"No boys!"
(This could be ace though)
"Because you love her"
there are various gts lyrics which have encouraged my transness, for example
“girls like you must be boys” i believe from the jonas brothers lol
Anyone else realize that Malinda's voice is really improvinv over the years!
The beginning of this song was very anti-men, and for some reason that made it funny as heck.
*what do do in music class*
Just...close...your...eyes...and.........RIP YOUR MUSIC!!
Excellent!
You are in the production of weapons. 😂
Malinda, you're a lefty, I see! Yay, so am I! Left-handers unite!
This is a chick with ADHD trying desperately not to get distracted at work and failing miserably lol
“Close your eyes and RIP YOUR MUSIC!” My everyday struggles as a choir member
#GTXmas
Original:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on your troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
to gather near to us once more
Google:
I'm going to Christmas
Make a geese
Now wait for the problem!
day
Golden days
A loyal friend is in love
In addition
make a geese!
Perfectly Imperfect lol
Make a geese!
Now wait for the problem!
Remember me: Recall item, holiday gift, scribble me.
We be translating today boiis
OMG LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY 😂
This reminds me of the sound of music nuns because it says something about not getting married
#GTXmas
My favourite lines are in bold:
Be happy for a little Christmas for you
Let your heart be bright
*So far, your problems are not visible*
Be happy for a little Christmas for you
*Make a Gay Hollywood*
Then your problems are nice
Here we are like the old days
*Congratulations on the old days*
Trust friends, dear to us
We'll get closer to us
We have been together for many years
*If fate is resolved*
Make a great star at the highest place
So you will not have a joyous Christmas
Be happy for a little Christmas for you
*So you will not have a joyous Christmas*
Nothing too extreme but insead of a nice Christmas song, it's a song about how everything was better in the past and though the song wants you to have a joyous Christmas, you won't.
That note ripping part was funny, thanks!
2:06 scribble me 😂😂
That remember scene in the movie (you know which one) made me cry from sadness. This made me cry from laughter.
Hamilton
Just hamilton any song like non-stop
well said crista, well said.
Do more! I love them!
The legend says if I greet you early, you will actually read it.
So here I go:
Hi Malinda
JubJubBirdProduction I guess it didn’t work.
yep
This movie made me cry, hope you like it!
NO BOYS! GIRLS RULEEEEE (Recalled)
Kittencorn Recall item.
Recall item and nobody gets hurt
Kittencorn RECALL TEH ITEM
Alright, alright I'm recalling the item.
My music teacher: Close your eyes...
Me: And RIP YOUR MUSIC!!!
#GTXmas
"Rip your music" made my day! ;D
Translation:
good day
In your heart!
Our current problem is endless
good day
It allows yoga
From now on, our problem has disappeared
We have seen the past days
It is gold now
We love our friends
Back to our side
We have worked for two years
If you accept this question
Agronomy courses
Great christmas gift
We have worked for two years
If you accept this question
Agronomy courses
Great christmas gift
Translated in too many languages... (20, to be precise, picked randomly xD) by Monika&Klara
i wolud love to hear you sing a song called "Somebody that i used to know" Google Translate Sings plz and thank you