HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?!

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  • @plasticbazooka
    @plasticbazooka Рік тому +305

    All Paradox games need to add a "We share a border and our colors are too similar" casus belli.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 Рік тому +389

    "Europe has being historically polish. We're are simply taking back what was ours"
    - A Polish guy, probably

    • @balintiboi6596
      @balintiboi6596 Рік тому +4

      I dunno Hungary is very Hungarian.
      And yes there are no words that describe this better.

    • @mrspecs9211
      @mrspecs9211 Рік тому +5

      Actually it was
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 Рік тому

      It really wasn't poland just had just 1 time were it wasn't a military rump state

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 Рік тому +650

    God gives the poles his toughest battles, for he fears what they will do when they are bored

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 Рік тому +66

      When they're bored they start killing each other again and again. Like orks in Warhammer 40,000.

    • @aaronjackson2066
      @aaronjackson2066 Рік тому +3

      Why is this comment very topical?

    • @PasiastyPasek
      @PasiastyPasek Рік тому +22

      Last time we were bored, we started killing eachother

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 Рік тому +4

      @@PasiastyPasek And y'all are on the straight path to doing it again

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 Рік тому

      Anything to keep the Catholic Poles busy.

  • @gavin_tg
    @gavin_tg Рік тому +152

    If you ever think the Soviet Union messed up bad in the Winter War take a look at the battle of Warsaw its incredible what happened.

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo Рік тому +37

      Literally, the Soviets had that battle won if not for Stalin. Tukhachevsky needed support and the Soviets sent Stalin to do it. But Stalin said “fuck it we ball” and went all the way to Lwow, and started a siege. Tukhachevsky didn’t have the numbers to win the battle by overwhelming the poles. Stalin is the reason communism failed to push westward ironically

    • @dippie.wastaken
      @dippie.wastaken Рік тому +16

      ​@@TheLordNovocommon commie L

  • @Neerdrin
    @Neerdrin Рік тому +23

    Hi Stakuyi. Love this video! A Polish man here btw. There are some small historical errors though:
    - Poland was supposed to be a monarchy, but not after it freed from Russia but Germany. The Regency Council was a project born within the former german-occupied part of the country,
    - historical path is not really democratic. Sanacja (Sanation) was a military government, mixing ideals of patriotism, militarism, non-communist socialism, and imperialism. Within the government itself there were more "right" (militaristic, nationalists) and "left" factions (socialist made a significant part of the gov).

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 Рік тому +88

    I agree there is no war goal more permanent in a Paradox game than another country being to close to my RGB values

  • @acanadianchicken
    @acanadianchicken Рік тому +180

    If you puppeted Lithuanian you could've formed the Commonwealth immediately with the focus

    • @JacobFraps
      @JacobFraps Рік тому +3

      🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 Рік тому +35

      @@JacobFraps its not cheese, its literally one of the requirments

    • @MrPeteeer
      @MrPeteeer Рік тому +1

      @@cebulak6695🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 Рік тому +27

      @@MrPeteeer ah yes. Using intended feature is a cheese. If they didn't want you to be able to form commonwealth via this method they could just not add it as one of requirements like in the case of forming commonwealth through decision. Then you have to gain compailance and you can't do it via puppet

    • @Modelta
      @Modelta Рік тому +2

      @@cebulak6695 🧀

  • @EnduringGamer
    @EnduringGamer Рік тому +15

    29:52 "What's the anime that has all the horse girls in it?" That is Uma Musume (literally means "horse girls").

    • @remus885
      @remus885 3 місяці тому

      I know that anime containe only one horse girl, but one of my favorite is Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou ^^
      Or another lovely one is Monster Musume no Oishasan ^^

  • @negandavidson9600
    @negandavidson9600 Рік тому +58

    Japan and Poland had a good relationship in real life.

    • @P0PG03S
      @P0PG03S Рік тому +2

      Then the dog came in.

  • @judgementdaygaming8406
    @judgementdaygaming8406 8 місяців тому +10

    8:41 Poland: WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU....
    Himmler: oh hey its Poland coming to save us!
    Poland: ...FROM YOURSELVES!
    Himmler: Oh hey its Poland....

  • @justduxx5733
    @justduxx5733 Рік тому +27

    Hi Stakuyi you’re my favorite youtuber i love how you play the game and be entertaining while teaching us about actually historical events and what ifs plus Giving us useful stratagies to use in the game

  • @nonverbalpie8151
    @nonverbalpie8151 Рік тому +18

    I did a campaign with the Cossack King a few weeks ago, and yeah, our Calvary was the best. Helped Germany take care of the Soviet Union, surprisingly Belgium, Luxemburg and the Netherlands joined the Comintern during this whilst staying Democratic. The current point in the save sees Germany possibly pursing a war with France and the Allies, but this time no Soviets and of course, with the Cossack King at the helm.

  • @dylanmbouadeu9836
    @dylanmbouadeu9836 Рік тому +14

    Kursk, the battle of modern machines vs dated horses.

  • @TheCoyote808
    @TheCoyote808 Рік тому +23

    Funny enough, Mechanized units are also cav, but have hardness. And with Cossack Poland, you can get enough industry to mechanize your cavalry and go town on Europe and Asia.

    • @romanmorozov6974
      @romanmorozov6974 6 місяців тому +2

      True but it less hilarious than “embrace tradition, embrace the horse”

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +4

    They can't stopple the topple!"--Stakuyi, 1938, right before his fatal stroke.
    Apparently "stopple" is in fact another word for stopper or plug. The more you know.

  • @mercator79
    @mercator79 Рік тому +8

    Poland is not the speedbump any more, and Belarus and Russia seem to be thinking about testing that theory. In your game, of course the Winged Hussars with furry Cossack hats arrived!

  • @nolanasd6092
    @nolanasd6092 Рік тому +6

    Ah, it's wonderful to see you play poland again, they have an absolutely wild focus tree.

  • @jebbus132
    @jebbus132 Рік тому +8

    This is a clear sign to play more Equestria at War

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff Рік тому +1

    Hey quick tip! You can actually reform the Commonwealth as soon as you get Lithuania by releasing them as a puppet, there's a focus that does it with that requirement.

  • @darcbunnygaming
    @darcbunnygaming Рік тому +4

    I have a save where Costa Rica became a major power. How they became one is beyond me, but somehow it happened

    • @DingleDongus1
      @DingleDongus1 Рік тому +2

      I don’t have hoi4 but I need the explaination and story

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 Рік тому

    A really easy way to avoid garrison trouble in occupied territory is to copy your biggest cavalry brigade, take off all extra stuff but add an MP company, and set that new template to garrison. Because the MP company adds suppression to each battalion in the brigade and cavalry already have great suppression, the bigger the brigade the less overall equipment and manpower it requires. Bonus: grab the army spirit that lets you add cavalry to templates for free and fill the entire block from the start for 35 xp instead of upwards of 100. If you ever run into occupation trouble after that, you'll be controlling so much territory that you could easily run a line of armored cars, which have even more suppression than cavalry, plus the armor reduces garrison attrition. Add as many battalions as required and your stockpile allows and you'll never have to deal with insane garrison manpower issues again.

  • @garreTTU2023
    @garreTTU2023 Рік тому +17

    Bugs like the Slovakia thing make me so mad. This game is complicated so things like that can fly under the radar, but it’s not like the game is new

    • @This_is_a_burner
      @This_is_a_burner 11 місяців тому +2

      That's like a full B-29 flying under the radar.

  • @piotrpoleski2650
    @piotrpoleski2650 6 місяців тому +1

    So having all kind of bonuses for cavalry... while playing mostly without... cavalry... spot on. 😂👍🏻

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle Рік тому +2

    Episode 19 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Equestria with “Twilight Theory” turned on in custom game rules.

  • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
    @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 Рік тому +1

    3:46 The 5th of November?
    “Remember remember the 5th of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot
    I see no reason
    Why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot”
    -V for Vendetta

  • @-__-4186
    @-__-4186 3 місяці тому

    Fun fact, my great uncle served under Anders (also under Monte Cassino) and also sometimes took care of his horse.

  • @peterconroy7375
    @peterconroy7375 Рік тому +1

    18:30. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen”

  • @isaclarsson8487
    @isaclarsson8487 Рік тому +1

    Since you mentioned Wiltold I must do this "INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IN PRISON"

    • @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar
      @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar 3 місяці тому

      SOLDIER IN AUSCHWITZ, WHO KNOWS HIS NAME?
      LOCKED IN A CELL WAGING WAR FROM THE PRISON
      HIDING IN AUSCHWITZ, HE HIDES BEHIND 4859
      Sabaton fans unite!

  • @BUGSINMYSKIN1
    @BUGSINMYSKIN1 11 місяців тому +1

    Whenever I play Poland, I ALWAYS go bermontian

  • @Maine_Gamer
    @Maine_Gamer 11 місяців тому +1

    Poland be like, "This speed bump has teeth"

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 Рік тому +1

    I once heard these vice words. Women, men and children fight
    They were dying side by side
    And the blood they shed upon the streets
    Was a sacrifice willingly paid
    Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    1944 help that never came
    Calling Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    Rise up and hear the call
    History calling to you, 'Warszawo, walcz!'

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Рік тому

      And yes this is from sabaton Uprising atleast a part of it

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 Рік тому +1

      *music*
      Spirit soul and heart
      In accordance with the old traditions
      1944 still the allies turn away
      Fighting street to street
      In a time of hope and desperation
      Did it on their own and they never lost their faith
      Women, men and children fight
      They were dying side by side
      And the blood they shed upon the streets
      Was a sacrifice willingly paid

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Рік тому +2

    I'll be honest, I find it tragic that Cavalry doesn't get any bonuses from doctrines. It's definetly the fun way to go.

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 Рік тому +2

    "How is Greece a major power?" He asks after having killed and beaten the shit out of the two major powers to each said of him

  • @jasonjeffery9728
    @jasonjeffery9728 Рік тому +1

    Bug for the Lithuanians. Release them as a puppet then core then via forcus as this bypasses the compliance requirement.

    • @doctorwhat779
      @doctorwhat779 Рік тому

      it is not a bug it is a feature. focus explanation literally says you need compliance or owning lithuania as a subject

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 Рік тому

      @@doctorwhat779 but you dont, just release puppet them and then hit the form commonwealth button, it just works.

  • @EVILaberation
    @EVILaberation Рік тому +1

    hoi4 challenge, the planes trains and automobiles, must use railway guns, every kind of plane, motorized and armored cars for ground

  • @snek1557
    @snek1557 Рік тому +1

    Hell hath no fury like a pole scorned

  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan Рік тому +7

    I am an avid fan of Bear Poland

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Рік тому +10

    No modern technology can match the powerr of H O R S E
    Speaking of which, more EaW when?

  • @carterwebster1659
    @carterwebster1659 Рік тому +2

    Can you talk about the polish soviet war and the interwar period as I think it is a under talk about time that has lots of interesting things happening in Europe and South America.

  • @IanGerritsen
    @IanGerritsen Рік тому +4

    And thus the origin story of Centaur Nayami was canonized. Great anime with serious dystopian "equality" vibes, highly recommend. Also has a WW2 episode, surprisingly relevant...

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans Рік тому +7

    brothers 🇱🇹🤝🇵🇱
    edit: STAK! i dare you to take over the soviet union as carpatho ukraine

  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 3 місяці тому

    Those Winged Hussars tearing things up...

  • @A_Senitent_Ford_F150
    @A_Senitent_Ford_F150 Рік тому +2

    Love how, despite Slovakia being stolen, you kinda just forgot and let Austria-Hungary live. (Not that it matters anyway lmao)

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 Рік тому

    In the words of HabitualLinecrosser,
    "This speed bump has teeth," 😬

  • @tsamoka6496
    @tsamoka6496 Рік тому +2

    Hi Stakuyi! If you think it'd be worth it, I think a playthrough of the Youjo Senki Redux mod would be fun to see. =^x^=

  • @jackoakes1328
    @jackoakes1328 Рік тому +5

    STAYUKI have u done romanov run as Poland? Secret 6th path

    • @Pollypinolly
      @Pollypinolly Рік тому

      Yup, he has: ua-cam.com/video/BU9-Bge-wfM/v-deo.html

  • @kevinimperati8644
    @kevinimperati8644 4 місяці тому

    Return of the Winged Hussar.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Рік тому

    "What is that one anime with all the horse girls in it?"
    My Little Pony

  • @averageenjoyer2646
    @averageenjoyer2646 Рік тому

    My flight got delayed but at least stakuyi got my back

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?! Momentum 100

  • @lenorevanalstine1219
    @lenorevanalstine1219 Рік тому

    going through the alps ah yes the reverse hannibal

  • @WildAcresFarms.
    @WildAcresFarms. Рік тому +1

    Athula loves watching your videos

  • @staszek461
    @staszek461 4 місяці тому

    my great grandfather fought in the polish soviet war and fought the baltic ss-men in ww2

  • @string_fellow_hawk
    @string_fellow_hawk 3 місяці тому

    0:47 in and 1st point of agreement. Poland will be a speed bump NO more. They have bought or built the first real wall in Europe.

  • @filipczarnecki7167
    @filipczarnecki7167 5 місяців тому

    7:42 bro his name should be read Vladislav Anders (written in English italics)

  • @purgeutopia8696
    @purgeutopia8696 10 місяців тому

    The Hussars have returned!!

  • @pewyay
    @pewyay 9 місяців тому +1

    Me casually following and now it’s January 1938 and Germany is still in civil war:

  • @Timmenim
    @Timmenim Рік тому +1

    Stakuyi kaissereich has a new update with China, its really cool you should try it

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 Рік тому +5

    I thought the craziest one was anastasia poland?

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 Рік тому

      Isn’t Anastasia the Soviet Leader in that mod?

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 Рік тому

      I thought we already did -Big Bear- Anastasia Poland on this channel before.

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 Рік тому

      @@oscarcacnio8418 which Anastasia?
      Isn’t the Soviet Union the only one with her?
      Or is it the general that Poland has?

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 Рік тому +3

    Here's a terrifying thought: HOI5 could be about World War 3, depending on how things shake out........

  • @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx
    @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx Рік тому +1

    Stakuiy: going historical democratic path ( *hovers mouse over Ignacy Mościcki)*
    Me, a historian 🤓: you mean semi fascist totalitarian man ?

  • @retrobear7384
    @retrobear7384 9 місяців тому

    "Polish cat girls" is wild

  • @dragooneoc7047
    @dragooneoc7047 Рік тому

    I would like to point out that greece was actually the only major power in that war and you didn't have to Cao the SSSR

  • @mcfunny8887
    @mcfunny8887 Рік тому

    i have done this, its absolutely ridiculous. wait a few years and become a super nation.

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming Рік тому

    Then the winged hussars arrived!

  • @gcfishing4086
    @gcfishing4086 8 місяців тому

    I know I gave you this idea in that community HOI game years ago LOL

  • @kellerblair2952
    @kellerblair2952 Рік тому

    You should play the 1699 Empire mod as England.

  • @halabhalab-t7f
    @halabhalab-t7f 4 місяці тому

    cossack ❌️
    demented horse madness (russian edition)✅️

  • @rexrules8895
    @rexrules8895 Рік тому +3

    day 4 of asking stak to play maritime kingdom of hungary/United Pirates

  • @МихаилСвечкарь-ы5г

    Man, please make a video of krx Lovecraft new england this will be insane, u can revive him when he dies and core the entire planet, this will be the content for sure))

  • @saoghail9769
    @saoghail9769 Рік тому

    What's a truck? Is that some new breed of horse?

  • @rjagad
    @rjagad Рік тому

    Bruh I think an integrated puppet would have been better to get factories and focuses from Germany.

  • @somerandomguypart
    @somerandomguypart Рік тому

    my papakha is extremely happy

  • @overlordmateus407
    @overlordmateus407 Рік тому

    Wat I've observed watching his vids, he's someone who doesn't look at his decisions that much

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 Рік тому

    Idea: hoi4 but all focuses are chosen by an AI

  • @develiblefish4186
    @develiblefish4186 4 місяці тому

    Good strat would of added more artillery tho ❤

  • @epicraptor777
    @epicraptor777 Рік тому +1

    after the video with the albanian USA and the occupation paint tool i find it hard to think you are not cheating

  • @doctorwhat779
    @doctorwhat779 Рік тому +1

    actually you could always form commonwealth if you release lithuania as your puppet.

  • @BonnieYTwithafish
    @BonnieYTwithafish Рік тому

    How the heck do the polish have so many horses?!?!

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Hmm yes 🇵🇱🗿👌 Bermontian intermarium into space 🚀

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel Рік тому

    Stakuyi to reduce world tension why didnt you justify wargoal on Indonesia instead of Netherlands?

  • @AlexKS1992
    @AlexKS1992 Рік тому

    Have you done a video on Hapsburg Poland?

  • @AtlasGaming001
    @AtlasGaming001 Рік тому

    BEEAAAR POLOLAND!

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk Рік тому

    You ain’t slick bro we all know feedback made it first

  • @dianaroos1412
    @dianaroos1412 Рік тому

    Can you play as sweden the next time and create the holy swedish empire

  • @ultimatestuff7111
    @ultimatestuff7111 Рік тому

    Can you rebuild the Roman Empire as Italy?

  • @shadowstar1002
    @shadowstar1002 Рік тому

    @stakyui
    Have you tried getting Imperial Federation in Kaiserredux yet?

  • @CarlFr-pq3cm
    @CarlFr-pq3cm Рік тому

    قد انتحر مدرس التاريخ للتو The history teacher has just committed suicide

  • @RichardGadsden
    @RichardGadsden Рік тому

    Winged Hussars rule!

  • @greg.167
    @greg.167 Рік тому

    Proper Heritage with Mongolia In kaiserredux?

  • @JPieman
    @JPieman Рік тому

    How to play MLP in vanilla HOI4!

  • @MH0047
    @MH0047 Рік тому

    Baptized in fire 40 to 1...

  • @S1nner66
    @S1nner66 Рік тому

    Day 4 of asking you play your favourite country on your favourite mod and taking over the whole world

  • @fahianhaque4413
    @fahianhaque4413 Рік тому

    I came after the bear one

  • @lennartgamer2339
    @lennartgamer2339 Рік тому

    Pole-end

  • @pug5960
    @pug5960 Рік тому +1

    1939 Poland in the future?

  • @tadijastankovic4350
    @tadijastankovic4350 Рік тому

    Day 2 of asking stakuyi to play old world blues

  • @CasualAustrian
    @CasualAustrian 5 місяців тому

    why is my focus path so tiny compared to this one????

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 Рік тому +1

    UK goes communist- Me OH NO! this is going to kill my computer when they release everything, this game now has a timer

  • @nicholasbiazevich868
    @nicholasbiazevich868 Рік тому

    No Ironman mode