HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?!

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  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 9 місяців тому +512

    God gives the poles his toughest battles, for he fears what they will do when they are bored

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 9 місяців тому +54

      When they're bored they start killing each other again and again. Like orks in Warhammer 40,000.

    • @aaronjackson2066
      @aaronjackson2066 9 місяців тому +1

      Why is this comment very topical?

    • @PasiastyPasek
      @PasiastyPasek 9 місяців тому +19

      Last time we were bored, we started killing eachother

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 9 місяців тому +3

      @@PasiastyPasek And y'all are on the straight path to doing it again

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 9 місяців тому

      Anything to keep the Catholic Poles busy.

  • @plasticbazooka
    @plasticbazooka 9 місяців тому +207

    All Paradox games need to add a "We share a border and our colors are too similar" casus belli.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 9 місяців тому +298

    "Europe has being historically polish. We're are simply taking back what was ours"
    - A Polish guy, probably

    • @balintiboi6596
      @balintiboi6596 9 місяців тому +3

      I dunno Hungary is very Hungarian.
      And yes there are no words that describe this better.

    • @mrspecs9211
      @mrspecs9211 9 місяців тому +2

      Actually it was
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 8 місяців тому

      It really wasn't poland just had just 1 time were it wasn't a military rump state

  • @acanadianchicken
    @acanadianchicken 9 місяців тому +141

    If you puppeted Lithuanian you could've formed the Commonwealth immediately with the focus

    • @JacobFraps
      @JacobFraps 9 місяців тому +3

      🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 7 місяців тому +25

      @@JacobFraps its not cheese, its literally one of the requirments

    • @MrPeteeer
      @MrPeteeer 6 місяців тому +1

      @@cebulak6695🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 6 місяців тому +15

      @@MrPeteeer ah yes. Using intended feature is a cheese. If they didn't want you to be able to form commonwealth via this method they could just not add it as one of requirements like in the case of forming commonwealth through decision. Then you have to gain compailance and you can't do it via puppet

    • @Modelta
      @Modelta 6 місяців тому +2

      @@cebulak6695 🧀

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 9 місяців тому +65

    I agree there is no war goal more permanent in a Paradox game than another country being to close to my RGB values

  • @negandavidson9600
    @negandavidson9600 9 місяців тому +44

    Japan and Poland had a good relationship in real life.

    • @P0PG03S
      @P0PG03S 7 місяців тому +1

      Then the dog came in.

  • @gavin_tg
    @gavin_tg 9 місяців тому +117

    If you ever think the Soviet Union messed up bad in the Winter War take a look at the battle of Warsaw its incredible what happened.

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo 9 місяців тому +26

      Literally, the Soviets had that battle won if not for Stalin. Tukhachevsky needed support and the Soviets sent Stalin to do it. But Stalin said “fuck it we ball” and went all the way to Lwow, and started a siege. Tukhachevsky didn’t have the numbers to win the battle by overwhelming the poles. Stalin is the reason communism failed to push westward ironically

    • @BestNorwegianMapper
      @BestNorwegianMapper 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@TheLordNovocommon commie L

  • @EnduringGamer
    @EnduringGamer 9 місяців тому +7

    29:52 "What's the anime that has all the horse girls in it?" That is Uma Musume (literally means "horse girls").

  • @Neerdrin
    @Neerdrin 9 місяців тому +11

    Hi Stakuyi. Love this video! A Polish man here btw. There are some small historical errors though:
    - Poland was supposed to be a monarchy, but not after it freed from Russia but Germany. The Regency Council was a project born within the former german-occupied part of the country,
    - historical path is not really democratic. Sanacja (Sanation) was a military government, mixing ideals of patriotism, militarism, non-communist socialism, and imperialism. Within the government itself there were more "right" (militaristic, nationalists) and "left" factions (socialist made a significant part of the gov).

  • @dylanmbouadeu9836
    @dylanmbouadeu9836 9 місяців тому +11

    Kursk, the battle of modern machines vs dated horses.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 9 місяців тому +10

    No modern technology can match the powerr of H O R S E
    Speaking of which, more EaW when?

  • @justduxx5733
    @justduxx5733 9 місяців тому +27

    Hi Stakuyi you’re my favorite youtuber i love how you play the game and be entertaining while teaching us about actually historical events and what ifs plus Giving us useful stratagies to use in the game

  • @nonverbalpie8151
    @nonverbalpie8151 9 місяців тому +16

    I did a campaign with the Cossack King a few weeks ago, and yeah, our Calvary was the best. Helped Germany take care of the Soviet Union, surprisingly Belgium, Luxemburg and the Netherlands joined the Comintern during this whilst staying Democratic. The current point in the save sees Germany possibly pursing a war with France and the Allies, but this time no Soviets and of course, with the Cossack King at the helm.

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 9 місяців тому +4

    They can't stopple the topple!"--Stakuyi, 1938, right before his fatal stroke.
    Apparently "stopple" is in fact another word for stopper or plug. The more you know.

  • @TheCoyote808
    @TheCoyote808 9 місяців тому +14

    Funny enough, Mechanized units are also cav, but have hardness. And with Cossack Poland, you can get enough industry to mechanize your cavalry and go town on Europe and Asia.

    • @romanmorozov6974
      @romanmorozov6974 10 днів тому

      True but it less hilarious than “embrace tradition, embrace the horse”

  • @judgementdaygaming8406
    @judgementdaygaming8406 Місяць тому +2

    8:41 Poland: WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU....
    Himmler: oh hey its Poland coming to save us!
    Poland: ...FROM YOURSELVES!
    Himmler: Oh hey its Poland....

  • @jebbus132
    @jebbus132 9 місяців тому +6

    This is a clear sign to play more Equestria at War

  • @mercator79
    @mercator79 9 місяців тому +6

    Poland is not the speedbump any more, and Belarus and Russia seem to be thinking about testing that theory. In your game, of course the Winged Hussars with furry Cossack hats arrived!

  • @nolanasd6092
    @nolanasd6092 9 місяців тому +5

    Ah, it's wonderful to see you play poland again, they have an absolutely wild focus tree.

  • @snek1557
    @snek1557 9 місяців тому +1

    Hell hath no fury like a pole scorned

  • @jasonjeffery9728
    @jasonjeffery9728 9 місяців тому +1

    Bug for the Lithuanians. Release them as a puppet then core then via forcus as this bypasses the compliance requirement.

    • @doctorwhat779
      @doctorwhat779 9 місяців тому

      it is not a bug it is a feature. focus explanation literally says you need compliance or owning lithuania as a subject

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 9 місяців тому

      @@doctorwhat779 but you dont, just release puppet them and then hit the form commonwealth button, it just works.

  • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
    @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 9 місяців тому +1

    3:46 The 5th of November?
    “Remember remember the 5th of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot
    I see no reason
    Why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot”
    -V for Vendetta

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle 9 місяців тому +2

    Episode 19 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Equestria with “Twilight Theory” turned on in custom game rules.

  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan 9 місяців тому +7

    I am an avid fan of Bear Poland

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 9 місяців тому +2

    "How is Greece a major power?" He asks after having killed and beaten the shit out of the two major powers to each said of him

  • @garreTTU2023
    @garreTTU2023 9 місяців тому +13

    Bugs like the Slovakia thing make me so mad. This game is complicated so things like that can fly under the radar, but it’s not like the game is new

    • @This_is_a_burner
      @This_is_a_burner 4 місяці тому +1

      That's like a full B-29 flying under the radar.

  • @isaclarsson8487
    @isaclarsson8487 9 місяців тому +1

    Since you mentioned Wiltold I must do this "INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IN PRISON"

  • @darcbunnygaming
    @darcbunnygaming 9 місяців тому +2

    I have a save where Costa Rica became a major power. How they became one is beyond me, but somehow it happened

    • @DingusCat707
      @DingusCat707 9 місяців тому +1

      I don’t have hoi4 but I need the explaination and story

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 9 місяців тому +2

    I'll be honest, I find it tragic that Cavalry doesn't get any bonuses from doctrines. It's definetly the fun way to go.

  • @DeezNuts-ju1rj
    @DeezNuts-ju1rj 9 місяців тому +2

    Hey Stakuyi, if I could ask you to take a look at the disunited states again I would suggest playing Georgia the peach state, it actually has it's own unique focus tree, even if some of the descriptions are missing, and the populist path is insane, you can also bring the revolution to the south as well and go commie, or you can bring back the confederacy, you can either get rid of segregation or double down on it, and Georgia gets some bonuses to cav with one of the focuses and bonuses from an advisor literally called a cowboy I also think that if you go down the populist/facist path of giving the klan power you also get more bonuses to cav, you can also choose to go with a defensive doctrine or throw the big guns at it depending on the military focus path, and of course since it's a southern nation it has the focus tree that allows for the coring of conquered southern states, all you need is just one province of another state, then click the decision to core that states provinces then boom, you have cores on an entire state even if you don't own them all. Just hoping for some Georgia representation!

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 7 місяців тому

    A really easy way to avoid garrison trouble in occupied territory is to copy your biggest cavalry brigade, take off all extra stuff but add an MP company, and set that new template to garrison. Because the MP company adds suppression to each battalion in the brigade and cavalry already have great suppression, the bigger the brigade the less overall equipment and manpower it requires. Bonus: grab the army spirit that lets you add cavalry to templates for free and fill the entire block from the start for 35 xp instead of upwards of 100. If you ever run into occupation trouble after that, you'll be controlling so much territory that you could easily run a line of armored cars, which have even more suppression than cavalry, plus the armor reduces garrison attrition. Add as many battalions as required and your stockpile allows and you'll never have to deal with insane garrison manpower issues again.

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff 9 місяців тому +1

    Hey quick tip! You can actually reform the Commonwealth as soon as you get Lithuania by releasing them as a puppet, there's a focus that does it with that requirement.

  • @jackoakes1328
    @jackoakes1328 9 місяців тому +5

    STAYUKI have u done romanov run as Poland? Secret 6th path

    • @Pollypinolly
      @Pollypinolly 9 місяців тому

      Yup, he has: ua-cam.com/video/BU9-Bge-wfM/v-deo.html

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 9 місяців тому +1

    I once heard these vice words. Women, men and children fight
    They were dying side by side
    And the blood they shed upon the streets
    Was a sacrifice willingly paid
    Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    1944 help that never came
    Calling Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    Rise up and hear the call
    History calling to you, 'Warszawo, walcz!'

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 9 місяців тому

      And yes this is from sabaton Uprising atleast a part of it

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 9 місяців тому +1

      *music*
      Spirit soul and heart
      In accordance with the old traditions
      1944 still the allies turn away
      Fighting street to street
      In a time of hope and desperation
      Did it on their own and they never lost their faith
      Women, men and children fight
      They were dying side by side
      And the blood they shed upon the streets
      Was a sacrifice willingly paid

  • @wiiprocontroller6471
    @wiiprocontroller6471 9 місяців тому +2

    Love how, despite Slovakia being stolen, you kinda just forgot and let Austria-Hungary live. (Not that it matters anyway lmao)

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 9 місяців тому

    "What is that one anime with all the horse girls in it?"
    My Little Pony

  • @carterwebster1659
    @carterwebster1659 9 місяців тому +2

    Can you talk about the polish soviet war and the interwar period as I think it is a under talk about time that has lots of interesting things happening in Europe and South America.

  • @averageenjoyer2646
    @averageenjoyer2646 9 місяців тому

    My flight got delayed but at least stakuyi got my back

  • @Maine_Gamer
    @Maine_Gamer 5 місяців тому

    Poland be like, "This speed bump has teeth"

  • @peterconroy7375
    @peterconroy7375 9 місяців тому

    18:30. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen”

  • @user-hz3of1qi2x
    @user-hz3of1qi2x 5 місяців тому +1

    Whenever I play Poland, I ALWAYS go bermontian

  • @alexs5744
    @alexs5744 9 місяців тому

    Have you done a video on Hapsburg Poland?

  • @lenorevanalstine1219
    @lenorevanalstine1219 9 місяців тому

    going through the alps ah yes the reverse hannibal

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans 9 місяців тому +7

    brothers 🇱🇹🤝🇵🇱
    edit: STAK! i dare you to take over the soviet union as carpatho ukraine

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 9 місяців тому

    Lore of HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?! Momentum 100

  • @Timmenim
    @Timmenim 9 місяців тому +1

    Stakuyi kaissereich has a new update with China, its really cool you should try it

  • @shadowstar1002
    @shadowstar1002 9 місяців тому

    @stakyui
    Have you tried getting Imperial Federation in Kaiserredux yet?

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 9 місяців тому

    In the words of HabitualLinecrosser,
    "This speed bump has teeth," 😬

  • @IanGerritsen
    @IanGerritsen 9 місяців тому +4

    And thus the origin story of Centaur Nayami was canonized. Great anime with serious dystopian "equality" vibes, highly recommend. Also has a WW2 episode, surprisingly relevant...

  • @kellerblair2952
    @kellerblair2952 9 місяців тому

    You should play the 1699 Empire mod as England.

  • @tsamoka6496
    @tsamoka6496 9 місяців тому +2

    Hi Stakuyi! If you think it'd be worth it, I think a playthrough of the Youjo Senki Redux mod would be fun to see. =^x^=

  • @EVILaberation
    @EVILaberation 9 місяців тому +1

    hoi4 challenge, the planes trains and automobiles, must use railway guns, every kind of plane, motorized and armored cars for ground

  • @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx
    @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx 9 місяців тому +1

    Stakuiy: going historical democratic path ( *hovers mouse over Ignacy Mościcki)*
    Me, a historian 🤓: you mean semi fascist totalitarian man ?

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 9 місяців тому +3

    Here's a terrifying thought: HOI5 could be about World War 3, depending on how things shake out........

  • @WildAcresFarms.
    @WildAcresFarms. 9 місяців тому +1

    Athula loves watching your videos

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming 9 місяців тому

    Then the winged hussars arrived!

  • @somerandomguypart
    @somerandomguypart 9 місяців тому

    my papakha is extremely happy

  • @retrobear7384
    @retrobear7384 3 місяці тому

    "Polish cat girls" is wild

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 9 місяців тому

    Idea: hoi4 but all focuses are chosen by an AI

  • @dragooneoc7047
    @dragooneoc7047 9 місяців тому

    I would like to point out that greece was actually the only major power in that war and you didn't have to Cao the SSSR

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 9 місяців тому +5

    I thought the craziest one was anastasia poland?

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 9 місяців тому

      Isn’t Anastasia the Soviet Leader in that mod?

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 9 місяців тому

      I thought we already did -Big Bear- Anastasia Poland on this channel before.

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 9 місяців тому

      @@oscarcacnio8418 which Anastasia?
      Isn’t the Soviet Union the only one with her?
      Or is it the general that Poland has?

  • @purgeutopia8696
    @purgeutopia8696 3 місяці тому

    The Hussars have returned!!

  • @theatlasgaming126
    @theatlasgaming126 9 місяців тому

    BEEAAAR POLOLAND!

  • @user-qe3wh5qq8e
    @user-qe3wh5qq8e 9 місяців тому

    Man, please make a video of krx Lovecraft new england this will be insane, u can revive him when he dies and core the entire planet, this will be the content for sure))

  • @mcfunny8887
    @mcfunny8887 9 місяців тому

    i have done this, its absolutely ridiculous. wait a few years and become a super nation.

  • @saoghail9769
    @saoghail9769 9 місяців тому

    What's a truck? Is that some new breed of horse?

  • @BonnieYTwithafish
    @BonnieYTwithafish 9 місяців тому

    How the heck do the polish have so many horses?!?!

  • @rexrules8895
    @rexrules8895 9 місяців тому +3

    day 4 of asking stak to play maritime kingdom of hungary/United Pirates

  • @RichardGadsden
    @RichardGadsden 9 місяців тому

    Winged Hussars rule!

  • @ultimatestuff7111
    @ultimatestuff7111 8 місяців тому

    Can you rebuild the Roman Empire as Italy?

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel 9 місяців тому

    Stakuyi to reduce world tension why didnt you justify wargoal on Indonesia instead of Netherlands?

  • @rjagad
    @rjagad 9 місяців тому

    Bruh I think an integrated puppet would have been better to get factories and focuses from Germany.

  • @greg.167
    @greg.167 9 місяців тому

    Proper Heritage with Mongolia In kaiserredux?

  • @gcfishing4086
    @gcfishing4086 2 місяці тому

    I know I gave you this idea in that community HOI game years ago LOL

  • @MH0047
    @MH0047 9 місяців тому

    Baptized in fire 40 to 1...

  • @JPieman
    @JPieman 9 місяців тому

    How to play MLP in vanilla HOI4!

  • @dianaroos1412
    @dianaroos1412 9 місяців тому

    Can you play as sweden the next time and create the holy swedish empire

  • @pug5960
    @pug5960 9 місяців тому +1

    1939 Poland in the future?

  • @overlordmateus407
    @overlordmateus407 7 місяців тому

    Wat I've observed watching his vids, he's someone who doesn't look at his decisions that much

  • @epicraptor777
    @epicraptor777 9 місяців тому +1

    after the video with the albanian USA and the occupation paint tool i find it hard to think you are not cheating

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 9 місяців тому +1

    UK goes communist- Me OH NO! this is going to kill my computer when they release everything, this game now has a timer

  • @Jinksy5
    @Jinksy5 9 місяців тому

    What would it take for him to try Saudi Arabia in the road to 56 mod

  • @bonesofsmite4512
    @bonesofsmite4512 9 місяців тому

    Video 25 of me asking you to play Kansas in the states divided mod

  • @lesbouletdesduc7019
    @lesbouletdesduc7019 9 місяців тому

    Do the Polish bear

  • @fahianhaque4413
    @fahianhaque4413 8 місяців тому

    I came after the bear one

  • @alveeker3907
    @alveeker3907 9 місяців тому

    Please upload some cruseder kings 3 content

  • @user-sh8kh8by5e
    @user-sh8kh8by5e 9 місяців тому

    was just in poland

  • @lennartgamer2339
    @lennartgamer2339 9 місяців тому

    Pole-end

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 9 місяців тому

    Hmm yes 🇵🇱🗿👌 Bermontian intermarium into space 🚀

  • @pewyay
    @pewyay 3 місяці тому

    Me casually following and now it’s January 1938 and Germany is still in civil war:

  • @eliscerebralrecyclingbin7812
    @eliscerebralrecyclingbin7812 9 місяців тому

    Awesome

  • @balintiboi6596
    @balintiboi6596 9 місяців тому

    Millennium Dawn Stakuyi pretty please 🥺

  • @New_ZealandBall
    @New_ZealandBall 9 місяців тому

    hey i would love to see you play fuhrerreich/ fuhrerredux Germany please

  • @nicholasbiazevich868
    @nicholasbiazevich868 9 місяців тому

    No Ironman mode

  • @articblack8141
    @articblack8141 9 місяців тому

    What dlc is this?

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk 9 місяців тому

    You ain’t slick bro we all know feedback made it first

  • @nexdemise4182
    @nexdemise4182 9 місяців тому

    So what, you just let Austria-Hungary steal Slovakia from you?

  • @doctorwhat779
    @doctorwhat779 9 місяців тому +1

    actually you could always form commonwealth if you release lithuania as your puppet.

  • @iskmati
    @iskmati 9 місяців тому +2

    POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 (Poland top)

  • @aaronjackson2066
    @aaronjackson2066 9 місяців тому

    Could you play communist france in regular hoi4? If you desired to make it harder start in 1939? Dont have to though
    Or play france or UK and do the franco-british union?