The Craziest Prison SHAKEDOWN I Ever Experienced... (Prison Story)

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  • @NM-qd3tm
    @NM-qd3tm 6 років тому +537

    You should write a book about your prison experiences. For sure, for sure.

    • @food7479
      @food7479 6 років тому +12

      I mean he could write his stories that he already told (maybe with more details) and add a few new ones. I think that would be fair c:

    • @nickjeffrey8050
      @nickjeffrey8050 6 років тому

      Dr. Chat Challenger lol so ur buying a book that’s the same as the first book with a few extra paragraphs 😂😂😂😂

    • @food7479
      @food7479 6 років тому +8

      Yeah. Some people watch a movie after they read a book (or vise versa). Why? Cause in the Book are more details, since the author is not limited to a few hours or minutes of time. Also I also bought this channels merch, not cause I like it so much, but because I wanted to support it. My ideas usually aren't that stupid friend.
      //Edit: I wouldn't buy multiple books with the same content, but I would buy a book with the content of the videos. I was refering to his videos. How can anyone so... whatever to not get that?

    • @williammoore7861
      @williammoore7861 6 років тому +1

      UA-cam pays better than a book deal these days. Specially if he gets instagram in and pops some brand deals.

    • @whitewolf152
      @whitewolf152 5 років тому

      (Skip 7 months later) *he thinks about it*

  • @andrewjackson3278
    @andrewjackson3278 6 років тому +373

    Shakedown: The goon-squad.
    Staring Joe Guerrero, Peaches and punk tattoo guy.
    Fall of 2018

    • @Itemtotem
      @Itemtotem 6 років тому +2

      and Schifflet and TTTT

    • @Exile2347
      @Exile2347 6 років тому +2

      I would watch that movie

    • @Space_C0wb0y420
      @Space_C0wb0y420 6 років тому +9

      Don't forget brokewing.

    • @playerslayer91
      @playerslayer91 5 років тому

      And how can you forget about Gay Dave?

    • @ibrahimminnis2063
      @ibrahimminnis2063 5 років тому +1

      what about peaches and touchemtwotimes tommy

  • @rjskum688
    @rjskum688 6 років тому +1302

    Joe makes prison sound like summer camp lol

    • @filifilms
      @filifilms 6 років тому +44

      Rj SKUM or basic training boot camp

    • @mintross2540
      @mintross2540 6 років тому +22

      It’s not

    • @TeddyBergan
      @TeddyBergan 6 років тому +5

      Right

    • @natethekid8072
      @natethekid8072 6 років тому +21

      Civilly Barbaric they send youths, with like, 6 month sentences, to pretty intensive summer/boot camps as punishment..

    • @ise_cube6658
      @ise_cube6658 6 років тому +2

      Ikr!

  • @Wildtreewoman
    @Wildtreewoman 6 років тому +228

    I kinda just want to yell shake down in a crowded area and see how many people react like they've been through one before and how many just look at me confused

    • @lilcastiel1607
      @lilcastiel1607 6 років тому +29

      vapers nation Please do this, and record it I'm begging you please.

    • @swayzocrazo4398
      @swayzocrazo4398 6 років тому +5

      I would run

    • @xuixxarcia9695
      @xuixxarcia9695 5 років тому +7

      Your asking to get your wigsplit

    • @suprememans1064
      @suprememans1064 5 років тому +4

      So what your saying is u wanna get stole off on? This aint a game

    • @tiabeanie5471
      @tiabeanie5471 5 років тому

      Did you do this? Update needed 😅

  • @christopherberry1824
    @christopherberry1824 4 роки тому +10

    This dude can talk. He's not reading from a script. He keeps it together. Great job dude. Please keep them coming. Very entertaining!!!

  • @shadowdude1010
    @shadowdude1010 6 років тому +67

    4:13 Joe goes from scared and afraid to a karate god 😂

  • @pamelaraney4654
    @pamelaraney4654 6 років тому +215

    Your skit plays are funny AF 😂😂

  • @Jayclarkyt
    @Jayclarkyt 4 роки тому +25

    My dad served 7 years in a max security level 5 prison, he told me a few story’s they where so interesting I found your channel to hear some more.

  • @loganmacgyver2625
    @loganmacgyver2625 5 років тому +56

    So... A shakedown is like when mom cleans a teenaged boy's room just worse

    • @jaysonisgreat
      @jaysonisgreat 4 роки тому +10

      Depends on what the teenager has in his room I suppose. Most of my teen years, I dreaded my mother shaking my room down.

    • @theofficalpapyrus8479
      @theofficalpapyrus8479 4 роки тому +2

      I got hiding spots

    • @Awnfire4God
      @Awnfire4God 4 роки тому +4

      I would always do the shake down when my son wasn’t home lifting up mattresses and everything lol

    • @iamaidansmith7542
      @iamaidansmith7542 3 роки тому +3

      @@Awnfire4God that’s a little crazy like that’s very very excecive

    • @seansense
      @seansense 2 роки тому

      💯

  • @Somebody-ct9zs
    @Somebody-ct9zs 6 років тому +191

    I guess you can say that it is
    Battery assault

  • @jasondufresne6746
    @jasondufresne6746 6 років тому +169

    Love the sound effects bro! 😂

  • @MrJeff832000
    @MrJeff832000 6 років тому +58

    lets just go ahead and DIIIVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE right into a shakedown

  • @zaetherr
    @zaetherr 4 роки тому +5

    I’m addicted to these stories bro keep makin these

  • @matthewperttula7648
    @matthewperttula7648 6 років тому +19

    "Get all these batteries in the microwave!"
    *5 hours later*
    "You remember to take them out?"

  • @kcgeil
    @kcgeil 6 років тому +54

    How many batteries can I keester before everyone starts calling me Teddy Ruxpin?

  • @daisylais4587
    @daisylais4587 6 років тому +2

    Thanks for posting more lately. Y'all have been helping me through a real rough time. Lost my husband, daughter and best friend all in one fell swoop. Thanks for being thare/here.

    • @bigboyice5
      @bigboyice5 6 років тому

      Daisy Lais keep your head up baby girl

  • @stewartmeetball3417
    @stewartmeetball3417 6 років тому +163

    Joe been waiting all day for this. APS. ARMY. Where are you? I'm in Scotland

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 років тому +43

      Stewart Meetball shout out to you and Scotland! My brother was born in Scotland! Thanks for the support bro!

    • @CaoscapeRevival
      @CaoscapeRevival 6 років тому +13

      Near london dude, biggest shithole in britian

    • @stewartmeetball3417
      @stewartmeetball3417 6 років тому +4

      AfterPrisonShow Joe it's an absolute pleasure to support you and the APS

    • @stewartmeetball3417
      @stewartmeetball3417 6 років тому +7

      Dr. Nipples love your name

    • @CaoscapeRevival
      @CaoscapeRevival 6 років тому +5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @brianwinters4524
    @brianwinters4524 6 років тому +10

    So I somehow stumbled across your channel about 2 days ago. I’m obsessed now. Bro you are by far the best story teller I’ve ever heard. I’ve always been curious as to wtf is going on on there. Great Great channel. I’m definitely subscribed now. I’m not sure why but that story about broke wing and the bald 🦅 was hilarious. When you said the feathers made it real I almost pissed my self. Keep up the great work “Juice man”.

  • @pelastuskeiju93
    @pelastuskeiju93 6 років тому +14

    This story was very interesting to hear and i want more! Keep up the good work joe!

  • @mick9308
    @mick9308 6 років тому +57

    Been her since around Dec 2016. Its been crazy seeing how well you progressed on UA-cam!😁😁

    • @darkignis5661
      @darkignis5661 6 років тому +2

      You've literally been here since I have too! It's crazy that one of the few times I read some comments on a video that I see this.

    • @katsumiskytower8714
      @katsumiskytower8714 6 років тому +2

      same i subbed the day i got home from prison 2 years ago

  • @alancrawford2824
    @alancrawford2824 6 років тому +6

    Hey Joe! Finally, I was able to catch one of your videos within an hour of upload! Shout Out From NC!

  • @bostearns7083
    @bostearns7083 4 роки тому +2

    Never get tired watching your videos Joe

  • @wlfpck.96
    @wlfpck.96 5 років тому +6

    I love hearing your stories Joe, keep up the great content!

  • @chrisleach4245
    @chrisleach4245 6 років тому +10

    I love the channel. keep on keeping on Joe.

  • @paymaker11
    @paymaker11 6 років тому +3

    Best one yet! APS ROCKED IT AGAIN!👍

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete
    @FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete 6 років тому +18

    Love the Channel Joe, I have been watching since the beginning. Love seeing Dave, these are my favorite videos. The stories you tell. Please keep them coming and God Bless you on your upcoming nuptials. I'm retired Navy like your Pops! ( I believe you mentioned that, sorry if I am wrong​).

  • @Rayzor714
    @Rayzor714 6 років тому +3

    The Ol' Diversion joint!!! LOL Good story Joe. I especially like the multi - Joe panic scene, very nicely done.

  • @averymay
    @averymay 6 років тому +1

    Usually I can never sit through videos longer than 10 minutes but ive watched like 20 of yours that are super long without getting bored at all. Youre awesome and very entertaining, keep up the good work!!

  • @savannahsmomma1
    @savannahsmomma1 6 років тому +4

    Love it!!! "he stealin he stealin!!!!" Lol

  • @jeffr.291
    @jeffr.291 6 років тому +2

    Wow! Your story gave me a lot of Hope! Thank you so so much Joe!!!

  • @Smokeyxz
    @Smokeyxz 6 років тому +27

    “ Guard! can I get a extra hotdog Tray” hahaha

  • @angelarredondo611
    @angelarredondo611 6 років тому +5

    The whole housing unit was blessed that day!

  • @DavidAndTheDummies
    @DavidAndTheDummies 6 років тому +96

    Hey Joe, long time viewer. Big fan of your show, and never miss an upload. I'm sure you might get this a lot, but if you haven't. Shawshank redemption, blood in blood out are some of my favorite movies but it would be dope to see you do prison related movie reviews but APS style. Like authenticity, your own stories that relate to scenarios in these type of movies, and just your opinion of these movies. Im sure it can be difficult coming up with new content and i think it'd be a dope addition to your already great channel. Keep pushin dogg, much luv from Dallas peace

    • @sophiamac9100
      @sophiamac9100 6 років тому +3

      David Mobley Shawshank Redemption ❤💕💟

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 6 років тому +3

      He has said he'd like to do film reviews but none of the films have been anything like real life.

    • @mattbee526
      @mattbee526 6 років тому +1

      I forgot all about blood in blood out , that movie was really good. I remember too it was like four hours

    • @mattbee526
      @mattbee526 6 років тому +1

      just looked , 5 1/2 hours, haven't seen it in at least 12+ years now I wanna watch it again soon

    • @pulln100
      @pulln100 6 років тому +1

      American History X or Shot Caller

  • @joshb8057
    @joshb8057 4 роки тому +1

    Keep the videos coming! Love listening to these stories, thanks man

  • @keithjohnson839
    @keithjohnson839 5 років тому +6

    I lost it at.."ay man, put these batteries up in the microwave!"

  • @npc0168
    @npc0168 6 років тому +2

    I'm early!!!! As a two timer myself- I love the positive message and hilarious stories man. Much love from Colorado.

  • @amber_Forever16
    @amber_Forever16 5 років тому +5

    Best haircut ever, I love your hair like that Joe❤️

  • @RAZBERRYAPEX
    @RAZBERRYAPEX 3 роки тому +1

    Love coming back to this one

  • @kylereese3957
    @kylereese3957 6 років тому +9

    APS chain gang checking in

  • @shawnnewcomer4879
    @shawnnewcomer4879 5 років тому +1

    This is my favorite story so far. Just imagining the lighting bolt of panic that shot through that housing unit is crazy!!!

  • @filifilms
    @filifilms 6 років тому +14

    nice story Joe, it would suck if the prison sees this confession and decides to extend your sentence

    • @deckerhand12
      @deckerhand12 5 років тому +3

      CitiZen Filly that would be illegal when your out your out. Unless it’s a major crime they can prove he did

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 4 роки тому +3

      He's been out for years, so I don't think they can really say anything...

  • @monarchist1838
    @monarchist1838 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad the lads in the back are giving Joe plenty of peace and quiet to record his video! Such polite chaps!

  • @thedragking2524
    @thedragking2524 6 років тому +41

    FBI open up storm in to Joe cell

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 6 років тому +1

      The Dragking252 that's funny. The " *pound pound pound* FBI OPEN UP!!!" joke is one that i use. Good thing i'm not the only one

  • @Baps_
    @Baps_ 6 років тому +2

    AWESOME video Joe! Love your content! Shout out to the whole squad! Much love

  • @stewartmeetball3417
    @stewartmeetball3417 6 років тому +6

    Did a three week remand one time and a guy got his face slashed. The screws ripped the whole hall apart

  • @QueenVetis
    @QueenVetis 6 років тому +1

    You are the man with them stories Joe!!!! Happy Sunday to you!!!!

  • @matt_the_trucker
    @matt_the_trucker 5 років тому +3

    By far ..my favorite story ....I've rewatched/ listened to at least 6-7 times and Joe... Hollywood needs to hire you as a movie announcer 🤘🏼

    • @elliottcorbin9522
      @elliottcorbin9522 4 роки тому +1

      He would be an excellent talk show host (radio or TV).

  • @Driver670
    @Driver670 6 років тому +1

    Hey Joe, love the show, been binge watching you lately..hope you're doing well and enjoying life! Have a really good evening man! 💪

  • @craigkincy5352
    @craigkincy5352 6 років тому +3

    Awesome joe just awesome videos and content all the time

  • @clintondahlstedt837
    @clintondahlstedt837 6 років тому +1

    Love the channel man definitely one of my favorites

  • @karkoskirachel5438
    @karkoskirachel5438 6 років тому +4

    This is the good stuff, the stories!!!

  • @darykinnaman2319
    @darykinnaman2319 6 років тому +1

    Joe, some of your stories are really good, this was one of the best, thank you for sharing!

  • @HarpsiFizz
    @HarpsiFizz 6 років тому +11

    I would really like to know what I can do to help prisoners. I think we all would like to know. Joe's almost at one million subscribers. It would be so awesome if he uses his platform to tell us what we can do to help Prison Reform. I honestly think that one day there will be books written about Joe and how he became a crusader for Prison Reform. He'll be like Henry Bergh and Desmond Tutu, bringing attention to a system that sorely needs to be fixed.

    • @CB-cv9yh
      @CB-cv9yh 6 років тому +2

      HarpsiFizz look into programs like The innocence Project, Cut 50. Be aware of legislation your state might be attempting to pass and contact your representatives to express your support or opposition. More directly, if you contact some of these prisons you might be able to donate books to the library.

    • @charlesdobbs4570
      @charlesdobbs4570 4 роки тому

      HarpsiFizz- Mortuary Student My oldest Brother did some serious time. I would send books. When I could send money. Didn't help the prison reform but it helped him make it thru the hell.

  • @tengallonhead_l1839
    @tengallonhead_l1839 5 років тому +2

    Mechanic: so what kind of sounds were your car making
    Me: 0:03

  • @bighonker6842
    @bighonker6842 6 років тому +3

    Good stuff Joe, as always dude, amazing video man, how’s Big Dave been? He end up getting locked up.

  • @7138-u1k
    @7138-u1k 6 років тому +1

    This video is worth more than gold i love these prison stories Joe

  • @Frankiebonez337
    @Frankiebonez337 6 років тому +17

    ONe of your best stories ever bro, this shit was great

  • @daywalker3925
    @daywalker3925 6 років тому +1

    Dan joe, you had me crying in this video. I love these prison stories

  • @aprilbug29
    @aprilbug29 6 років тому +46

    🔥🔥🔥🔥 video

    • @kay-seven6256
      @kay-seven6256 6 років тому

      Hey joe I just got out and i love your Chanel

  • @liberalchristianchurch5331
    @liberalchristianchurch5331 6 років тому +1

    Wow, awesome video, keep them coming!

  • @unst3rblich399
    @unst3rblich399 6 років тому +12

    I guess young dude never watched Boondocks. You don't ever throw a chair, especially at a black man.

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 6 років тому +2

      UNST3RBLICH you don't even gotta hit no one with the chair and they still start wilin out

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 5 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @CoreysHarmonyHub
    @CoreysHarmonyHub 3 роки тому +1

    I've never laughed so much in my entire life. Omg dude you need to direct a prison comedy

  • @Jerretje
    @Jerretje 4 роки тому +3

    Joe always cracks me up GO JOE

  • @hollyfogarty523
    @hollyfogarty523 6 років тому +1

    Dude I only found your channel recently but it is genuinely one of my favourites 🔥👌

  • @dwayners13
    @dwayners13 6 років тому +11

    I'd watch that movie. (Canadian APS Army checking in . . . Eh.)

  • @jasonwarner7466
    @jasonwarner7466 6 років тому

    I seen a few prison shows but this channel is my favorite. You keep it real and make it funny without trying to be hard. I know you hold your own homie keep it 100!

  • @dirtboy896
    @dirtboy896 6 років тому +5

    Finally a prison related content video and NOT JOE AND DAVE/CODY RUNNING ERRANDS!!

    • @TeddyBergan
      @TeddyBergan 6 років тому +1

      Jon Dillehay or about Ramen

  • @HB-sc7wu
    @HB-sc7wu 4 роки тому +1

    I enjoy your stories and make sure to watch every advert as a way of supporting your channel

  • @Jj00000rr
    @Jj00000rr 6 років тому +10

    So Joe, did you punch a wall????????????????????

  • @angelpurcell3156
    @angelpurcell3156 4 роки тому +1

    You crack me up on face expressions and how you tell it....😂😂

  • @chadanddyson6200
    @chadanddyson6200 6 років тому +1

    Awesome video Joe!!!!!!!

  • @keithjohnson839
    @keithjohnson839 6 років тому +3

    Hey man, put all the batteries in the microwave!! Hilarious! Im so glad i wasnt drinking something..would've been all over me lol

  • @GhettoRanger01
    @GhettoRanger01 6 років тому +1

    Good video Joe, very entertaining.

  • @karkoskirachel5438
    @karkoskirachel5438 6 років тому +5

    You should ask Dave to film one of his stories from prison.

    • @TeddyBergan
      @TeddyBergan 6 років тому

      He's saying Dave tells a story from when he was in Prison.

  • @ChiTownGuerrilla
    @ChiTownGuerrilla 6 років тому +1

    I love when you say "while locked up" lol you the man Joey! Im 23 and you're story and videos make me keep myself in check, make sure I'm at least trying to be the best I can be. Thanks

  • @stephenfisher4827
    @stephenfisher4827 6 років тому +3

    This is going to be good

  • @anthonyobrien63
    @anthonyobrien63 6 років тому +1

    Absolutely my favorite channel of the UA-cam channels . thanks 4 the great stuff bro. Tell dave said what up . ✌

  • @Amberlicous5568
    @Amberlicous5568 6 років тому +5

    I LOVE YOUR STORIES!! SOO FUNNY JOE.. 😂🤣😂

  • @VeXGamingLSRP
    @VeXGamingLSRP 6 років тому +1

    Great video my guy!

  • @zeeonx25-25
    @zeeonx25-25 6 років тому +7

    Joe does the prison ever get suspicious when a prisoner can buy all he wants and has not received any outside money and no suspicious phone calls just all of a sudden be able to buy out everything in the prison? could you respond or make a video about this

    • @thevernonposse
      @thevernonposse 6 років тому +1

      ZeeonX25 - what are you saying guy are you on drugs ?

    • @TeddyBergan
      @TeddyBergan 6 років тому +1

      thevernonposse are u?

    • @Iburn247
      @Iburn247 6 років тому +1

      I am...well...just a little from last night

    • @zeeonx25-25
      @zeeonx25-25 6 років тому +1

      Guys I fixed it and the grammar was bad because I was up for 28 hours

    • @lilcastiel1607
      @lilcastiel1607 6 років тому

      ZeeonX25 - You probably should lay off the speed Mr McQueen...

  • @BjornBlood666
    @BjornBlood666 6 років тому +1

    Awesomest video and story.i look forward to watching when I get home at night after work

  • @beekretrac
    @beekretrac 6 років тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Damn i swear i hope i never end up in prison....showing your vids to my son to scare him str8!!

  • @aovax6719
    @aovax6719 6 років тому +1

    Love your vids joe ❤️. Your my favorite UA-camr keep it up ! 👍

  • @raymondray7555
    @raymondray7555 5 років тому +3

    The adventures of old Joe tour of duty through the prison system.

  • @allishalittmann6950
    @allishalittmann6950 5 років тому +2

    Fell asleep to calming thunderstorms, woke up to this man yelling at me about batteries. You’re pretty entertaining dude

  • @natetv1494
    @natetv1494 6 років тому +5

    Joe, you'd do great as a narrator!

  • @islandcrusadertv8294
    @islandcrusadertv8294 6 років тому +2

    This was way too funny bro!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @parkerpasternack206
    @parkerpasternack206 6 років тому +4

    APS squad!!!

  • @jaylenbrown900
    @jaylenbrown900 6 років тому

    Why the hell does this channel not have 1 million subscribers yet. Best channel on UA-cam. Should be on TV

  • @simonmaguire5250
    @simonmaguire5250 6 років тому +4

    I hope Cody is better.

  • @lucaskarsch1102
    @lucaskarsch1102 6 років тому

    Joe I have been watching you since two years from The Netherlands. keep up the amazing work!

  • @dannytonnessen6896
    @dannytonnessen6896 6 років тому +3

    OH PLLLEEAASSSSSEEEEEE MAKE MOVIES OF YOUR PRISON STORIES! I SWEAR, I WILL PAY WHATEVER YOU ASK...💰

  • @shaunhockx8945
    @shaunhockx8945 6 років тому +1

    Great vid joe keep up the good work

  • @jrthehunter4309
    @jrthehunter4309 5 років тому +3

    That young boy took one for the team😂

  • @sirbilliam3455
    @sirbilliam3455 6 років тому

    Joe, watching your videos had made me realize the road I was going down. While never being locked up, I have a bunch of shit people can say about me as to where I could get multiple lifetimes in prison. Watching your videos had made me want to better myself and apologize for all the wrong doings I have done. While knowing apologies don't cut it, I feel as if knowing the wrong an individual has done, that person can learn to help themselves.

  • @heloisedeporte9976
    @heloisedeporte9976 6 років тому +5

    Notif squad where u at?😂💖

  • @whodat417
    @whodat417 6 років тому +1

    Your sound effects were on point because that's all your gonna hear if you dont know the fight is coming. I knew what you were talking about in the clip at the beginning because of your sound effects

  • @Marcissus
    @Marcissus 6 років тому +6

    Nothins shakin on shakedown street

  • @scottcrawley8823
    @scottcrawley8823 6 років тому +1

    Once again Thank U my brother for the video.

  • @CastBlastCamp
    @CastBlastCamp 6 років тому +5

    Got a video idea for ya joe , "What prison might be like in the future" (25 years 50 years 100 years ect.)

    • @TeddyBergan
      @TeddyBergan 6 років тому

      N/ A he already did a video on that