My massage therapist died recently, but she hadn’t massaged me for years as she grew older and aged. I missed her massages. They were really very good and did wonders for my back and neck. I never found an adequate replacement for her. Others were too soft, too slow, too gentle or didn’t hit the right spots. Such is life and death. Good story, Squirrel. Good memories.
Some massage therapists are rather subtle about additional work on the body. The good ones that really know how to take the kinks out of muscle pain, strains, and tension are keepers that you want to request as one of the go to services you never want to lose.
@@syncringe1885 He was. We had 25 years together 9 years go, so I had that. (And I get the rest of my life envying anyone married longer.) I'm going to live forever because I've informed him and the powers that be (ie, God and Satan) that I will yell at them all for everything. None of them want to deal with me. ;)
@@Tiewaz Really? I figured one who didn't get enough time with the one they cared about would want to spend more time with them. That said reincarnation is an option they could throw you in. That or give you solitary. I know dear old grandpa uses that as a method of torture. Endless nothing (we called my grandfather satan. He used to lock me in a closet when I did something really bad. Usually after beating my ass pending on the act commited.) So that may not work out well.
@@syncringe1885 Well, with my husband, he always said I had to live to be 100 because he was going to live to 103. Then passed due to health issues at 49. God I have issues with how They let things get so bad and Satan I've threatened to organize his business to make it more efficient. (I am an IT business analyst by profession.) I am pretty sure they're afraid what I would come up with while in solitary. So leaving the mortal world to deal with me is efficient. ;)
@@Tiewaz Are you kidding he would probably welcome that lmao. 103 though. Can't imagine anyone wanting to live till then. Hell I don't wanna make it to 70 let alone over 100. All the aches and pains nooo thank you. If I could exchange the years I have left for hard cash. 69 would be the age I died. Day after my bday to be exact. Then live in a small house with the money I received. I'd be rich while it lasted. Maybe adopt a kid or something. But shit no way I would want 100. Also eternal solitaire. In other words. Even if you came up with a great way you wouldn't be able to implement it. That or they put you with ocd serial killers go through.... As you make sure things are in the right place they keep moving randomly.
Nice working in the "happy ending", it made me laugh. Here is a like and comment for the story, for the laugh, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Wait till they find out about NURU massage. Lol Then i have considered therapeutic massage as a thing to use to question people. " If you tell me i will have her put your spine back in the roght way" lol
Years later with human massage therapy all over the upper levels of his planet and still no happy endings? Their biology must be more different than just having 2 spines.
"It didn't have a happy ending"... Eyebrow pop...I fukin lost it ROFLMMFAO!!!
I am wasting time in church
Not going to tell the aliens what that last set of words means. Might actually be orders from command...
And here I am, wishing I could like this post.
My massage therapist died recently, but she hadn’t massaged me for years as she grew older and aged. I missed her massages. They were really very good and did wonders for my back and neck. I never found an adequate replacement for her. Others were too soft, too slow, too gentle or didn’t hit the right spots. Such is life and death. Good story, Squirrel. Good memories.
Flipping hell, that ending...I had tea in my mouth...had! 😅 👏💐❤️
Some massage therapists are rather subtle about additional work on the body. The good ones that really know how to take the kinks out of muscle pain, strains, and tension are keepers that you want to request as one of the go to services you never want to lose.
I had to giggle at the ending. My late husband told me about "happy endings" from when he was stationed in Korea. Which was well before we ever met.
Sounds like an honest man there. Hope it was peaceful and I'm sorry for your loss regardless of how long ago it may have been.
@@syncringe1885 He was. We had 25 years together 9 years go, so I had that. (And I get the rest of my life envying anyone married longer.) I'm going to live forever because I've informed him and the powers that be (ie, God and Satan) that I will yell at them all for everything. None of them want to deal with me. ;)
@@Tiewaz Really? I figured one who didn't get enough time with the one they cared about would want to spend more time with them. That said reincarnation is an option they could throw you in. That or give you solitary. I know dear old grandpa uses that as a method of torture. Endless nothing (we called my grandfather satan. He used to lock me in a closet when I did something really bad. Usually after beating my ass pending on the act commited.) So that may not work out well.
@@syncringe1885 Well, with my husband, he always said I had to live to be 100 because he was going to live to 103. Then passed due to health issues at 49. God I have issues with how They let things get so bad and Satan I've threatened to organize his business to make it more efficient. (I am an IT business analyst by profession.) I am pretty sure they're afraid what I would come up with while in solitary. So leaving the mortal world to deal with me is efficient. ;)
@@Tiewaz Are you kidding he would probably welcome that lmao. 103 though. Can't imagine anyone wanting to live till then. Hell I don't wanna make it to 70 let alone over 100. All the aches and pains nooo thank you. If I could exchange the years I have left for hard cash. 69 would be the age I died. Day after my bday to be exact. Then live in a small house with the money I received. I'd be rich while it lasted. Maybe adopt a kid or something. But shit no way I would want 100.
Also eternal solitaire. In other words. Even if you came up with a great way you wouldn't be able to implement it. That or they put you with ocd serial killers go through.... As you make sure things are in the right place they keep moving randomly.
Nice working in the "happy ending", it made me laugh. Here is a like and comment for the story, for the laugh, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Nah, this is the happiest of endings. Damn, now I want a good massage. Many thanks for the story and performance, Agro.
If you know, you know.
@@gk5891 what does it mean
@user-hl1tx7wl9b
In the USA a "Happy Ending" is only legal in Nevada. I trust your imagination will suffice from there.
@@מאורקולמןit’s fairly NSFW
Last time I had a massage I thought that I'd pour myself through the little pace hole!
It was just a nice soft relaxing story, and then came the happy ending 😂
i want a massage now
That's cause he only got the basic package and his buddy didn't spring for the full service treatment. ;)
«happy ending»... He may eventually learn what it really mean... But, that's for another great story.
Now that's a great way to reinterpret a "happy ending" to a massage.
That happy ending part was wild asf lol
Of course a brother Marine would mention the happy ending!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beautiful job as always! You make my works and those of so many others come alive.
Your story was great, thank you!
Thank you too! @@the0s0ph1st
I was wondering how the author was going slide that into the story, great job...
That last line cracked me up 🤣🤣
15:11 - I saw that AS. I. Saw. That. 😂
Best laugh I've had in ages 😆😂😁
Top marks to the author and the The Squirrel.....
LOL, I saw that eyebrow raise right there at the end. :)
I was not expecting that last sentence and actually had to think about it for few seconds!
That brow wiggle at the end. It cracked me up!
Great story; Excellent narration! Of course it was a happy ending. It just wasn't a "happy ending"! LOL!!!
Great tale! Great Narration! Loved that last line.
LOL!
A loong setup for a joke, but it was a good one!
Dam my man you win the internet for today
While funny. I would think a happy ending would undo most of the relaxation. It’s a different relaxation.
Dang... that was a super relaxing story ☺️
You get happy ending I give you eggroll!
Awesome ending I almost saw your face crack at the stories' finale.
😅An excellent story. With a tongue in cheek punchline ending. Well done!
Enjoyed a good short story, and a little laugh at the end.
Thank you for the reading
I had a real good cackle at the end.....
kudos and chuckles
Love ❤ your work and your voice ❤ ♥. And the ending was priceless ❤
That was a very nice story with great narration, as expected.
That dead pan, then brow flick, got me good, though! 😂
Lol at the end 😂
Watching your narration is the favorite part of my day
Delightful!
That was such a great story. I burst of laughing at the final line. Did NOT see that one coming! 😉
I knew happy ending had to be in that story somwere
Most excellent!!
I spit my tea at the last line 🤣
Nothing like a good massage therapist...
(satisfied sigh) i feel so relaxed after listening to that.
The eyebrow raise at the end. ^_^
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Humans are....massage therapists? Huh, well, ok.
Well written and completly rate "G"! Love the last line of the story😉 Thanks for sharing that one with us.
Love the "Happy Ending" line. LOL
next time give him a few beers a joint and a happy ending! the Australian standard
that eyebrow half waggle/twitch after the "happy ending" comment made me guffaw. (a loud, abrupt laugh from my belly)
Well if this was a real place. This makes one hell of a advertisement for her business.
No "Happy Ending!" I guess they don't like the free Egg Roll.
Mandatory funday don't touch the boats!
Gets his friend a massage and doesn't expect him to understand Rishathra.
Nicely done & great punchline!
For the algorithm, great story 😊
No happy ending but I did get massaged in Japan. It was wonderful.
Great story! For the algorithm!! ❤
I really enjoyed this. For the algorithm
LOL! Had he gotten a happy ending, it would have been a marriage proposal! And Interstellar relations would be ridiculous.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
That was a good one
Happy ending. 😂😂😂
4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗
4 D author ❗
4 D algorithm
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
Wait till they find out about NURU massage. Lol
Then i have considered therapeutic massage as a thing to use to question people. " If you tell me i will have her put your spine back in the roght way" lol
The happiest endings
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Wait until the xenos get introduced to a Thai message parlor.
It's the little things that make the biggest differences. But that last part might be a bit TMI for an alien.
My back hurts now.
A like and a comment for a nice relaxing story, even though it didn't have a happy ending.
Sweet, a birthday video
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
for the squirrel
A happy ending😉
Maybe there was physiology thing that prevented an ending with 'extra foam'? 🙂
Years later with human massage therapy all over the upper levels of his planet and still no happy endings?
Their biology must be more different than just having 2 spines.
Oh no, happy ending referce to perverts that get disapointed that the massage from an asian woman didnt included sucking this 1 "muscle" down there.
No happy ending lol
😃
Those humans are never happy are they, jor?
( Badum-Tssss ! )
Wooooo
Alien massage didn't have a happy ending? Rule 34 is gonna have see about that!
dam... no happy ending?
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Maybe because I'm tired or the algorithm is screwing with me, but I didn't get the ending at all. Help?
That was a lot of set up for a joke
HE. LOLOL
Lol
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For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠