That but in off center comic sans font with improper punctuation and like too much spaces between some words except for the lat two words wich are not spaced apart fromeachoter,
Just make the most ironic clickbait shirt possible, preferably the one from that thumbnail of one of the 3d world video where it's just Peach and it says "imagine she's naked so you'll click" which was just one of the best thumbnails I've seen in a long time.
@@KingOfAluminum "I can make disrespectful "jokes" (or just say rude offensive stuff), and people have to pander to them just because I call them jokes, assuming therefore that anyone that has a different idea on them and how to deal with them has aBsOluTelY no sense of humor" Okayy
Almost as sick as grinding a rail while doing kick flips on a skateboard with dysentery on a jet in a hurricane. With stage 3 cancer. Covered in gasoline and on fire. RIP Jared Alpharad.
That's pretty much what all the logo merch is, that the big companies sell. The Nike swoosh is just code for "Buy Nike merch like the guy wearing this".
This was like watching those mobile ads where they purposely show you something easy and the floating hands fuck it up everytime. I enjoyed every second of it and we triumphed in the end but im tilted immeasurably and im gonna go ruin someone elses day now.
My idea for merch for you guys to sell is “Funny JoJo reference” as the caption of a picture of some other anime character that isn’t from JoJo such as Goku or Naruto
Honestly this channel is one of my favourite background noise channels, I just leave it playing on my second monitor when I'm not watching anything else
I just found your videos the other day so I wouldn't call myself a real fan yet, but I did in fact watch the whole video because you guys are just so entertaining
Steaki You make it sound like I’m missing the point here... I know throwing up is a mechanic in Mario World, but I saw a pun in there somewhere, and I wasn’t about to let it go unnoticed...
I just feel bad for Jo at this point I haven’t watched the full video but I can tell from Alpha saying the lesson being “misleading” that Jo’s gonna have a bad time
Merch: "Treat your toilets like you want to be treated." "Friends are like cucumbers, but different." "Caterpillars don‘t worry about the little stuff either." "Gotta go fest." "I wanted to buy merch, but all I could afford was this stupid shirt." "Roses are red, violets are blue."
Hi Alpharad, here’s a merch suggestion : Don’t joke with Joker *Joker holding gun* Passing by, just to make fun of peoples thinking that Jo’s Turv'... I think they have a Major probleme about recognizing people... thanks to have read
Merch ideas: "Penguins scared off the polar bears" with a picture of a penguin with a gun; a t-shirt that has nothing on it except "SWEATPANTS" in big, all-caps letters and a picture of just a generic pair of sweatpants; and then a shirt that just has a picture of that one tweet Ellie (sorry if I spelled her name wrong) posted that you told her to post where it's literally just a semicolon.
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
penguins don't smoke weed: teespring.com/stores/alphaplus
I’m a penguin and I smoke weed once an hour
Penguins do smoke weed like me
Penguins smoke weed like we
Wildy Duce Yeah I live there with my weed farmer
They smoke red ice(Epic Gamers know what I'm referencing:)
Alpharad: I'm gonna start using arrows more to direct where to go in my levels
Also Alpharad: *Makes a level themed around misdirection*
Avinash Singh he used arrows though
I know right lol
"I think throwing up is like the sickest thing." Please put that on a shirt
I was about to say that LOL
That but in off center comic sans font with improper punctuation and like too much spaces between some words except for the lat two words wich are not spaced apart fromeachoter,
I scrolled down to see if anyone else caught it because it didn't seem like they did. Nice catch.
@@christopherhammond5142 >:(
Slightly Civil agreed
"softlock :("
"nevermind."
that still kills me 8 months later
16 now
2 years later now
@@peesadface 752 days now
A week after @@FilmBucket's number
@@supremechaosbeing2696 around 3 weeks after this guy
for a t-shirt just put “Buy our merch” and then a picture of your merch on the shirt. Merchception
This. I like this.
Have it say buy our merch and a conpletely unrelated image like a cartoon of a makeup tutorial or something
Y e s
Make a merch with only the 1 death symbol thing from Mario maker
They should put the link to the store with a shirt above it
Feel like that thumbnail is going to encourage a thousand more people to try and purposely get their comments in the thumbnail
Fair enough.
we've already been trying bro
True. Make the next comment "we love you jo! "
@William DUNGAN *well we are inevitable*
@rick mcdick *_maybe_* 🙂
alpha, give me a shirt of a VERY underexposed goomba with small text at the bottom that just "F E A R"
Impact font
The FE and the AR need to be at different heights as well
@@theguythatasked6400 But only slightly so you can't immediately realize it but just enough so that when you do, it's the most ANNOYING thing
You can have a t-shirt with a toad head (staring right at the front with his souless eyes) saying "We are going to milk this" and nothing more
Actually, shorten it.
Just make it Toad staring at the viewer with the large caption "MILK"
@@skeletonwar4445 Idk why I just chuckled for 4 straight minutes
This is it right here
ME WANT TOAD MILK
yes please
15:22 "I think throwing up is like the sickest thing."
I mean, if you're throwing up a lot you probably are sick, yes.
I had this same comment in mind!
The Mungoman
I’m not sure if this is a joke or not
Retromatize same
@@themoonkey2216 if it is a joke it's really bad
I want a shirt that says “Gaming.” With a sudoku puzzle under it
Gaeming
I need
True gamers solve the sodoku on there own shirt
*gameing
“I think that, like, throwing up is like the sickest thing.”
-Alpharad 2019
Well if you are sick then you throw up
Well that has two meanings and and both are correct.
I read this, as he said it in the video
Throwing up makes me throw up
The pun 😫
For a t shirt you should put "guys come to my birthday party at pizza hut" above image (image of pizza hut) below image "it's at 9 on saturday"
that's really good
genius
@@Alpharad wait what you actually agree?
Yeah that's good
Wait so it's 9:00 on a Saturday?
Picture "Kirby"
Caption "Pokémon"
blue eyes white dragon is my favorite pokemon from the hit tv series bayblade
@@fakename5020 You mean Beyblade?
@@bronkwambler826 Nah definitely Bayblade, an epic tale of ships covered in shaving razors.
Windyxelor baeblade
Epic Gamer Ah yes that one show about girlfriends that cover themselves in knives and sex their SO’s to death.
“this one is all about misdirection”
“wait what?”
... it’s working - the misdirection is working!
Alpharad, I would like to buy a shirt from you that's just a low-res screenshot of the comment that said 'sorry joe, travis is better'
Scott E you’re a genius
Drake Medinger Yes
I second this
Sorry Jo Travis is cooler
@ZGone.
The days of Invincible Nabbit shall never be forgotten.
Travis shall be Alpha's new Beta.
this video has helped me remember what a “red herring” is and I need to know it for my AP English Comp. class. thanks alpharad
Me: oh alpharad made a video, time to get a snack.
*Sees video length*
Me:Time to warm up left overs
Me: oh, 75% of it is Jo not learning from his mistakes. Im out
Merch suggestion: A literal toad (like the frog) next to a carton of milk. Referencing the intro while making no sense at all.
Maybe add something dumb like "Toads like milk" or a sentence that's much better than that if, by some miracle, you like this stupid idea.
Lol that'll be hilarious
This is like, the best Idea ever
Think that one's actually a little too vague. There are some implications people could read into that, trying to figure out what it means.
Actually good idea
Low rez png of toad with "gamer" written below in comic sans
15:22 "I think throwing up is the sickest thing" truer words have never been spoken, my friend. throwing up is inherently pretty sick :P
Oh you
Lucky !! no u
I think death is definitely more sick
Just make the most ironic clickbait shirt possible, preferably the one from that thumbnail of one of the 3d world video where it's just Peach and it says "imagine she's naked so you'll click" which was just one of the best thumbnails I've seen in a long time.
Best suggestion
A shirt that straight up says "Mairo Maker2"
@@ninjaboylaoprime shoutouts to fimsle plis
I want to see a man wearing a shirt that simply reads “This is my fishing shirt. I wear it when I am fishing.” Please make this dream a reality
Only if they never wear it while fishing.
Shirt that says "boss level" And it's just a goomba
I would buy the hell out of that
I need this, so bad.
Please
Alpharad can you make a T-Shirt with just your merch link on it?
That says #notsponsored on the back
That's powerful
@@shadowedspartan3237 That's inspired
“Commit LEGO step” with a mega block under it
Alpharad: "WE ARE GOING TO MILK THIS GAME!"
*immediately dies at the start*
Alpharad:
so original.
When you say we are going to milk this game, you mean milking the depression out of Jo?
😂😂
well yes
but actually no
@@ahaha_batthew shut up
YOU ARE A TOYYYEYEEEEEEEE
Merch Idea: "Super Mairo" in comic sans, under a clip art image of an italian chef
"How am I gonna watch porn without my phone!"
"While recording"
"Your computer is right there!"
8:15 if you are curious
that might have been the funniest quote in any vid ive ever seen
Stole my Comment and got more likes D:
"I definitely think it's stupid to have either full HP or no HP."
Alpharad, referring to Sonic while playing Mario, 2019.
"Yabba-Dabba-Don't Do Drugs" with a picture of a rat.
Underrated comment right here
close enough prnt.sc/sjykuu
Make a shirt with goku and it says “goku hates k-pop” on impact font I would totally buy that
I am Goku and I strongly dislike kpop
This one
Please, not even Vegeta would put irrelevant hate over things that makes no sense to hate
@@KingOfAluminum "I can't read properly and I assume anyone defending a thing is defending it because of his own tastes".
I found the moron.
@@KingOfAluminum "I can make disrespectful "jokes" (or just say rude offensive stuff), and people have to pander to them just because I call them jokes, assuming therefore that anyone that has a different idea on them and how to deal with them has aBsOluTelY no sense of humor"
Okayy
I literally subbed to alpha + because of this series
Edit: also shirt design of “yall r baby” cuz it makes me laugh every time
15:22 "I think throwing up is the sickest thing"
Technically he's right
Almost as sick as grinding a rail while doing kick flips on a skateboard with dysentery on a jet in a hurricane. With stage 3 cancer. Covered in gasoline and on fire. RIP Jared Alpharad.
Idea: Just a shirt that says 'Buy our merch' with your logo on it
Merch that plugs their merch. That’s genius
That's pretty much what all the logo merch is, that the big companies sell. The Nike swoosh is just code for "Buy Nike merch like the guy wearing this".
Jo: so how does this one kill me?
Jacob: it doesn't
Jo: *visible confusion*
Somebody commented:
*“Soft lock.”*
*“Nevermind.”*
In the pipe before the Mad Lad.
*Beautiful.*
"I think throwing up is the sickest thing." -Alpharad 2019
Merch idea- a doge in the two tone presidential poster thing that just has the caption in some badass font "What are you doing, step bro?!"
This was like watching those mobile ads where they purposely show you something easy and the floating hands fuck it up everytime. I enjoyed every second of it and we triumphed in the end but im tilted immeasurably and im gonna go ruin someone elses day now.
Make a shirt that says “throwing up is like the sickest thing” on it and nothing else
Honestly, I'm amazed Jo didn't take up "The 11 year old's" offer to put Turv through this instead of himself.
“THE FINAL BOSS
( Boss Bowser Silhouette)
**Shows a Goomba**
_ Azusicle _ That’s Alpharad’s trademark
For merch, put a picture of Guy Fieri’s head in the middle of the shirt then the word Epic above him and Gamer below him
What have you done!? Now all the comments in your stages are gonna be "put this comment in the thumbnail"
This is unacceptable behavior
And never again will it actually happen.
@@sokirosokiro4215 that's the point it's just gonna be a bunch of comments like that and none of them go in the thumbnail
My idea for merch for you guys to sell is “Funny JoJo reference” as the caption of a picture of some other anime character that isn’t from JoJo such as Goku or Naruto
Funny JoJo reference but with a picture of a bootleg Dora the Explora
cdqf yes
Mystic Sike or obama sonic
or get Mai Sakurajima in her bunny costume
No, the caption should be "funny JoJo reference" with 2 pictures of Jo
Merch recommendation, while not ironic, I'd buy a keychain with just a simple alpha symbol. The little "a"
Honestly this channel is one of my favourite background noise channels, I just leave it playing on my second monitor when I'm not watching anything else
no joke, these videos teach me so much about game design and mechanics
I love these videos, and you as a personality. Keep up the awesome work!!
same
I just found your videos the other day so I wouldn't call myself a real fan yet, but I did in fact watch the whole video because you guys are just so entertaining
MAKE MERCH OF THE KILL ME PIKACHU IT WOULD BE AMAZING
EDIT: THE BIG SAD COMMENT FROM 2:00 WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING SHIRT AS WELL
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
I hate this
I love this
Shirt idea: it’s shrek with a poorly edited Xbox Controller in his hand and in comic sans the bottom text says everyone can be a gamer
Yea
Too ironic
please
I'd love to see merch that's just your OC from Sonic Forces with "Deku" written under it
But “Deku” is written in papyrus
Alpharad: (15:14) “Mario World has the sickest engine...”
Alpharad literally not even ten seconds later: (15:23) “love throwing up in Mario...”
Yeah... because you can throw up in super Mario world...
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming give him a little time to realize. He's slow remember?
Steaki You make it sound like I’m missing the point here... I know throwing up is a mechanic in Mario World, but I saw a pun in there somewhere, and I wasn’t about to let it go unnoticed...
I just feel bad for Jo at this point
I haven’t watched the full video but I can tell from Alpha saying the lesson being “misleading” that Jo’s gonna have a bad time
*laughs in sans*
*laughs in megalovania*
*laughs in comic language*
*_Laughs in “laughs in ___” comment chain_*
*laughs in frisk* wait a minute
The opening with Jo dying immediately and Mario going "WAAAH" was just hilarious to me.
New Merch: a really off-brand Brian Griffin with the word "perish" under it
In comic sans
I think Carson's got copyright on that one, though.
@@LepidoliteMica Yeah Carson completely invented stupid humor and therefor has the rights to it
@@Joe-Gladiator ...no, that specific t-shirt was created by Carson's livestream group.
@@LepidoliteMica no fucking way really
Merch suggestion make a shirt that just says "congrats you just gave me money and received this shirt"
"I think that throwing up is like the sickest thing"
Yes, that's generally how that works.
Alpha actually put the comment in the thumbnail xD I remember seeing that comment while playing and I was like “nahhh mate no way”
8:19 "How am I going to watch porn without my phone." Great quote Bois xD
Lmao how didn't I notice that.
I was litterally looking for other comments that noticed it
Your computer lmao
Merch shirt right there
@@herbertparlari5799 Lol
Ask turv to say something off the top of his head, and let that be the new merch
Just make Merch that says “Sasuke kills Dumbledore
aw man spoilers
@@skeletonwar4445 creeper awww man
So we back in the mine
@@rokubana6759 got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
@@crowsareprettycooliwouldsa9053 Side, side to side
Make a shirt that says "Batman listens to his mom." with impact font.
Thanks for making these videos Alpha and Jo, they help keep me sane while I write local government documents
I agree, when I throw up I'm usually at my sickest
Honestly, I think Alpharad is just salty about the end of their Mario bros U playthrough, and he's talking it out on all of us.
white shirt, impact font “IRONY” right in the middle
Merch:
"Treat your toilets like you want to be treated."
"Friends are like cucumbers, but different."
"Caterpillars don‘t worry about the little stuff either."
"Gotta go fest."
"I wanted to buy merch, but all I could afford was this stupid shirt."
"Roses are red, violets are blue."
When will Jo torture alpharad instead ?
When they are done milking this game
@Avi labyrinth**
🤔
He already has in NSMBD
@@evdog9358 no it was turv. Jo did nothing wrong
Why has nobody mentioned "this man BEEFY"
A shirt that says "Luigi doesn't do crack" with a picture of Mario in his green alt
I don't know if that's a true statement tho
Battle cats
Literally no design whatsoever, just a regular shirt
DarthBinary just a wifebeater
was just about to comment That
I love watching these just to chill while doing things.
Pull those cow utters, alpha. PULL THEM HARD! GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR MARIO MAKER MILK
No comment
*MAIRO MAKER
Mairo utters
@Retendo turn on*
.............
BEST 2019 shirt idea
Pant are REAL 1770
{Insert pictures of 13 frogs of varying size}
I like that
Alpharad look at this
Wowie
ok something about {Insert pictures of 13 frogs of varying size} just really cracks me up
That's just random...
Excited for the Turv colab. Not sure what a Turv is, but that comment made me believe in the Turv.
Make a shirt say toadal eclipse that’s black with a toad behind the words at opacity level of 20
Or a toad head eclipsing the Angry Sun.
Yes
Yes
Kain Yusanagi perfect
Am i the only one getting bootleg mario ads on this video?
No :(
Nope
Me
Yeah what is it
No
Merch: a shirt with a picture of a comment that says: "I love everyone here, have a nice day! I do covers on my channel"
Merch: “Mario don’t get no kisses, and I dont either”
Hi Alpharad, here’s a merch suggestion :
Don’t joke with Joker *Joker holding gun*
Passing by, just to make fun of peoples thinking that Jo’s Turv'... I think they have a Major probleme about recognizing people... thanks to have read
nah that makes too much sense as a joke, put superman instead.
*problem
if it's joker he could get sued
I like how when Mario gets really hurt, he just jumps off the edge and screams
you should release a shirt that just has the link to your merch store on it
I wonder if Jo volunteers to play these levels or if he is forced to do them against his own will...
I wouldn't be surprised if he's being forced lmao
I think its a krillin plays situation for team four star
Make a tshirt that says "Nerf, it's what's for dinner" or "Dong Copter Initiate"
Merch ideas: "Penguins scared off the polar bears" with a picture of a penguin with a gun; a t-shirt that has nothing on it except "SWEATPANTS" in big, all-caps letters and a picture of just a generic pair of sweatpants; and then a shirt that just has a picture of that one tweet Ellie (sorry if I spelled her name wrong) posted that you told her to post where it's literally just a semicolon.
"Bidoof"
You're welcome. Great shirt right there
Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof
Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof
Bidoofenshmirtz evil incorporated
(To the tune of doofenschmirtz jingle)
🎶Bii-doof BidoofBidoof BidoofBidoooof🎶
Anyone who knows the jingle will be able to put that to the tune.
That's a funny way to spell HM-slave
-Question block with the words "soft lock" under it
-X bubble (death bubble) with the words "Jo was here" under it
See but those are actually good ideas
He wants shit meme ideas
“How am I going to watch porn without my phone while we record!”
Joan Todorov let me find it
Joan Todorov 8:20
Joan Todorov np
I think this series made me realise just how good of a gamer Alpharad is, and how well Joe adapts to the challenge.
can we talk about the comment that says “softlock :(“ and another one just below it that says “nevermind.” ?
Shirt design should be
"Hard DK eats his vegetables"
With a picture of the Hard DK amiibo
The approach to difficulty here is so good; you HAVE to get good at the jump, but it’s generous with attempts. Appreciate the level a lot. :)
Merch idea because I’m a true gamer who watched the whole video: a single letter. best if it’s h, b, or g
E
S
H
I
T
Just put a picture of toad in a Mario maker hat saying "Brush your teeth"
BRUSH YOUR TEETH BITCH!
"I think throwing up is like the sickest thing." -Alpharad. 15:23
Okay, idea.
The Ice Climbers dressed in Star Trek uniforms in Super Mario Galaxy with the caption Halo.
Time to internally hurt Jo even more
Press F