Edit: Alright so due to some copyright claims and a subsequent attempt at replacing the song, the last minute of the video is toast. I was considering deleting the entire video but decided against that, so enjoy the first 7 minutes at least :3 Do you know why humans still haven't found my secret headquarters? They're searching for it in all the wrong places thanks to my VPN. Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here: nordvpn.com/sciencephile and use coupon "sciencephile"
6:57 the audio is cut out after saying TON618 because stupid copyright but I remember what sciencephile said in the now cut out part “This bad boy would engulf the entire solar system, many time over, so in the end we should be thankful that our moon is what is it otherwise we wouldn’t be what we are now. Any slight changes would have affected the entire evolutionary chain on earth which would not have resulted in humans at all. So I’ll end this video with this pretty picture of the moon that I took myself and am proud of :3”
Actually, it makes sense that vampires are immune to moonlight. They cant see their reflection, meaning that light not directly from a source bounces off of them, and moonlight is of course a reflection. May be janky physics, but at least it is consistent
The no reflection thing actually has to do with silver, not light. Silver wasn't exclusive to werewolves, but the majority of mythical creatures of the era.
Your own reflection is not necessarily light tha hit you after reflecting off the mirror. First it comes from the source, then directly hits you, *then* hits the mirror.
I had a dream months ago that I looked up at the sky and saw Saturn, it has moved closer to the earth and appeared to be about the same size as our moon. Scientists couldn't figure out why, but Saturn was moving closer and closer to earth and I was wondering why nobody seem concerned about this.
This happened to me too!but it was the sun,i was sleeping and woke up to get some water,i looked outside but it wasn't there,or was but very small,i look over again after drinking and it's the sun,i shout to my mom and she's like "Stop joking haha.",or just ignoring,before i wake up the sun almost hits,and when i wake up.. *hell i overthink abt it
I had the same dream but without the planets becoming smaller lie yours My dream: jupiter and the moon had been crashing to earth, everyone panicked and ran everywhere some people escaped earth. As soon as jupiter and the moon hits earth, it made a super nova... It blasted me out to the vacuum of space.. I never saw earth and other planets forever.... Quote: this is my longest comment!
No, only the smaller ones. Some of the bigger moons in the rings actually have like a gravitational deflection where they forge a path through the rings. It’s pretty cool, I recommend googling it.
i had a dream that i was running with my father from something and the sun was dying as well, but for some reason it was only 4x larger and as bright as 5 moons
@@Barrinetic I had a dream once where I was just in my living room and I saw the sun melting, a black liquid was dropping from the sun and I was hearing people outside screaming in pain when suddenly my television got a super loud eas warning. Now that I think about it that wasn't a dream it was probably a fever nightmare
I think it goes to prove people still don't grasp the practically infinite scale of even the observable universe. When there's nearly infinite stuff over 14 billion years there's nearly infinite chances for this particular solar system to show up, somewhere and for a bunch of monkies to attribute the slim chances to intelligent design - if only because they made the critical mistake of assuming it was ever a slim chance to begin with.
@@cmdrghost365 The universe is infinite with billions upon billions of planets, galaxies, and galaxy clusters, so what are the chances of this planet being just perfect for us when there's not a single other planet like this that we've discovered? And yes, I'm aware of the Kepler system, but I'm pretty sure none of those planets are the same size as earth.
@@XboxRhythmGamer you got the question the wrong way around. Not what are the chances, that this planet suits life, but rather how many planets suit life. Maybe you know about the pond argument, this is the same thing. A pond wouldn't question why the hole it is in is so perfectly made for it, because it just fills the hole. This planet seams perfect for us (which it isn't), because we are perfect for it. And about the exoplanets, we have found 5284 exoplanets (according to wikipedia) so far. That isn't a lot, because it is really hard to find them. It isn't a great surprise that there aren't many or even any earth like planets among them.
Ur sense of humor is same as my physics teacher but yours is a pure diamond that no one else have. I wish if u could teach me about computer science with this type of humor because I want to become a 'cyber security's agent' that fights the hackers .
I remember watching videos that discussed the possibility of planets that are better suited to life than Earth, so would it work replacing the moon with an object that properly fits this possibilty (because I don't think astronomers managed to observe a moon that would fit these traits yet)? Like, the tilt makes the planet having four seasons, but this is from the point of view of temperate regions; people who live in Equator only have two seasons, wet and dry, but would a "better" (notice the quotation marks) tilt make things better to humans?
This makes me wonder how the formation of the Earth turned out masterfully beautiful. The Sun and the Moon both serve their purpose to regulate Earth in harmonized order. Nature is still one of the biggest mysteries we've still yet discovered
@@teodelfuego you're right. That's why I still think that Nature is still a great mystery. Those facts we've just mentioned are too good to take them as randomness
@@minhkhoaluong25 Moon is slowly moving away from the Earth by few centimetres each year so in a period of millions of years it won't be able to cause a total eclipse. Early moon was way closer to Earth than it is today, humans are just lucky to be in the right time period.
@@Hasanali4455 no the first is Selini both i's pronounced as in the word big and the wrong one is pronounced Selene all e's pronounced as in the word neck.
Bro the audio cutting off at the end made me laugh harder than I have in years. The feeling of confusion while watching the rest of the video silently was amazing. 😂😂😂
Edit: Alright so due to some copyright claims and a subsequent attempt at replacing the song, the last minute of the video is toast. I was considering deleting the entire video but decided against that, so enjoy the first 7 minutes at least :3
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The bread
Hola amigo
@@phillippe4715 nope
bread🥖
the audio quality goes from good to bad to nonexistent
literally- what happened? 😂
@@scribblecloud Black hole ate the audio quality
Bro I thought my headphones broke 😭 I just ordered new onessss
@@QuirkyBearTheBomb lmaoo i thought so too !!
@@QuirkyBearTheBombit’s literally how my headphones sound like
You forgot to compare it when replacing the moon with Brazil
BRAZIL NUMERO UNO
*Um
@@SciencephiletheAI UM*
omg brasil mentioned
@@SciencephiletheAI UNO? WE ARE NIT SPANISH!
I love how he can joke but still give a scientific lesson
Yea I just Subbed
fr its the "Hello Mortals" that gets me everytime
@@GachaUserHereikr
6:57 the audio is cut out after saying TON618 because stupid copyright but I remember what sciencephile said in the now cut out part
“This bad boy would engulf the entire solar system, many time over, so in the end we should be thankful that our moon is what is it otherwise we wouldn’t be what we are now. Any slight changes would have affected the entire evolutionary chain on earth which would not have resulted in humans at all. So I’ll end this video with this pretty picture of the moon that I took myself and am proud of :3”
the black hole ate the audio 💀
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The classical music in the background of your videos will never get old
@Mr.Squideua-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/v-deo.html
True.
Yes! It would be nice to list the performers though.
It's pretty old, actually.
The name is nocturne op 9 no.2 in case you wanted to know
"We'd all have a good laugh joking about how Earth is penetrating Uranus before its demise" I'm dead 💀
Correct!
😂😭😭
"Earth is penetrating Uranus"
Ayo 😳
💀
@@Toast642_Archives suspicious fool! 😳
The way bro explained like 5 different ways we would die if we replaced the moon SO CALMLY. He was really like: ‘ death. 🙂’
6:40 “Neutron Stars, Pulsars,
Q U A S I S T A R S
and Magnetars” That killed me 😂
Actually, it makes sense that vampires are immune to moonlight.
They cant see their reflection, meaning that light not directly from a source bounces off of them, and moonlight is of course a reflection.
May be janky physics, but at least it is consistent
Or maybe, since humans cant get a tan from moonlight because the UV is weakened, vampires dont burn because the UV isnt strong enough.
The no reflection thing actually has to do with silver, not light. Silver wasn't exclusive to werewolves, but the majority of mythical creatures of the era.
Your own reflection is not necessarily light tha hit you after reflecting off the mirror. First it comes from the source, then directly hits you, *then* hits the mirror.
Or it's like how we can drink water and not drown.
@@SimonWoodburyForget Sunlight (the yellow stuff) is direct. Daylight on a cloudy day or in the shade is not.
That Chopin piece at the end fits so smoothly. Perfect ending.
Kate Chopin?
did you ever watch "bad santa"? the beginning of this video is it's the first thing you hear at the start of that movie and it's also perfect.
@@raahimhadi4905 Frederic Chopin
@@raahimhadi4905 The gods have abandoned us..
ok
I absolutely love how it goes silent and then immediately shows the evolutionary line that's monkey, seal and roblox
5:34 is when the sponser ends
Doing god's work
This robot merges humor and science at the same time
skynet is learning
Talk about super-werewolves
Yes!
It's not a ROBOT... 😒
@@NotcoolNotcool yes is is “not a cool guy” ur so uncool bruhhhhhbhhhhhhhhhhh
3:15 *_"we would atleast having a good laugh about making jokes of earth going to penetrate uranus to its demise"_*
Yeah
6:57 where did the audio go
I guess the black hole destroyed the microphone
@@Mangodacat 😿
I had a dream months ago that I looked up at the sky and saw Saturn, it has moved closer to the earth and appeared to be about the same size as our moon. Scientists couldn't figure out why, but Saturn was moving closer and closer to earth and I was wondering why nobody seem concerned about this.
Basically majoras mask
That’s, pretty terrifying tbh. Reminds me of a certain video:
ua-cam.com/video/nY2jv4GWUhQ/v-deo.html
This happened to me too!but it was the sun,i was sleeping and woke up to get some water,i looked outside but it wasn't there,or was but very small,i look over again after drinking and it's the sun,i shout to my mom and she's like "Stop joking haha.",or just ignoring,before i wake up the sun almost hits,and when i wake up..
*hell i overthink abt it
@@JTelli786 When I watched that video, when Saturn passed by I literally just said: “Get eat by the Sun, you fat fuck.” .
I had the same dream but without the planets becoming smaller lie yours
My dream: jupiter and the moon had been crashing to earth, everyone panicked and ran everywhere some people escaped earth. As soon as jupiter and the moon hits earth, it made a super nova... It blasted me out to the vacuum of space.. I never saw earth and other planets forever....
Quote: this is my longest comment!
Your image of the moon looks very good! If I try to take one it's always just a tiny bright spot on the screen lol
You have to lower the exposure rate, the moon is kinda bright so it saturates your cameras sensor
Legit looks so similar to mine, I used a telescope
It works with the samsung galaxy s21
You guys can see the moon as a dot?
ok.
3:34 do each and every saturn's moons get bombarded?
Probably
No? Yes?
No, only the smaller ones. Some of the bigger moons in the rings actually have like a gravitational deflection where they forge a path through the rings. It’s pretty cool, I recommend googling it.
2:25
I love how Venus just throws containers of vitamin D at him.
That means that werewolves should turn during sunlight, since it’s brighter than the full moon
what if there's too much sunlight for them to transform, and the full moon is just perfect?
@@yujirohanma203 it was just a funny thought, but i guess sunlight overdose
@@scaprod558 I'm sure that can be replicated by dusk or dawn or something in between
maybe they just prefer the moon
no full moon is like steroids, the sun would be an overdose
6:11 I actually had a dream about that it was terrifying as hell
Woah
i had a dream that i was running with my father from something and the sun was dying as well, but for some reason it was only 4x larger and as bright as 5 moons
A black hole apocalypse is an idea i've always been obsessed with since I used to have recurring nightmares of it when I was little
@@Barrinetic I had a dream once where I was just in my living room and I saw the sun melting, a black liquid was dropping from the sun and I was hearing people outside screaming in pain when suddenly my television got a super loud eas warning. Now that I think about it that wasn't a dream it was probably a fever nightmare
I had a dream about the sky being tinted red but it wasnt because of mars
1:27 the what whine
0:25
YES, FINALLY SOMETHING THAT KNOWS THAT VAMPIRES ARE ONLY SAFE IN SHADOWS.
1:34 “Totally-planet-don’t-care-what-scientists-say Pluto.”
Amen, brother!
death
me too😂
How do you know its a guy, since the voice comes from a syntheticator ?
@@AkiAiromaa hmmm good question
@@AkiAiromaa Who?
@@AkiAiromaa cus they’re funny
0:44 I love how the werewolf’s howl is just Charlie Critikal
1:33 ''totally-planet-don't-care-what-scientists-say, Pluto 💅 ''
Props to moon for being so sincere and perfect
"Neutron stars, pulsars, Q U A S I S T A R S, or magnetars."
Or block holes
@@just-a-fnf-fan *black
Ya
🤣
@Eric the minion mobile no he meant what he said
Bro why the fuck does the audio disappear at 6:57
Ikr
it’s the joke
@@mjaned0528 ok
Check pinned comment
That is a really nice moon image at the end, good job
”Back to the video”
*A random ad starts playing*
6:38
You cant just casually throw a dead space brethren moon in the video and expect me not to catch it
“Be it neutron stars, pulsars, Q U A S I S T A R S, or magneters”
and i thought my ear buds got screwed
This really gives you an understanding of what “Goldilocks spot” means. EVERYTHING had to be just right for us to be able to exist. It’s incredible
Goes to prove everything was made by a higher power and not two atoms that just manifested to existence and bumped into each other.
I think it goes to prove people still don't grasp the practically infinite scale of even the observable universe. When there's nearly infinite stuff over 14 billion years there's nearly infinite chances for this particular solar system to show up, somewhere and for a bunch of monkies to attribute the slim chances to intelligent design - if only because they made the critical mistake of assuming it was ever a slim chance to begin with.
@@XboxRhythmGamer or that there are just about 40 billion habitable planets in our galaxy alone.
@@cmdrghost365 The universe is infinite with billions upon billions of planets, galaxies, and galaxy clusters, so what are the chances of this planet being just perfect for us when there's not a single other planet like this that we've discovered? And yes, I'm aware of the Kepler system, but I'm pretty sure none of those planets are the same size as earth.
@@XboxRhythmGamer you got the question the wrong way around. Not what are the chances, that this planet suits life, but rather how many planets suit life. Maybe you know about the pond argument, this is the same thing. A pond wouldn't question why the hole it is in is so perfectly made for it, because it just fills the hole. This planet seams perfect for us (which it isn't), because we are perfect for it. And about the exoplanets, we have found 5284 exoplanets (according to wikipedia) so far. That isn't a lot, because it is really hard to find them. It isn't a great surprise that there aren't many or even any earth like planets among them.
The black hole pulled a devious lick
6:18
**shluup**
"To replace with more exciting objects"
*proceeds to spawn a black hole*
0:21 finally someone who acknowledges jojo
4:30 _smooth_
Holy shit when the guy got spaghettified when he said "visually speaking" at 5:56, my sides exploded.
"Neutron stars, Pulars, QUSIYES SIZED STARRS"
6:42 geez that made glitchy sounds
Very exciting video as ever, keep up the good work :)
@Mr.Squide I am afraid to click that.
4:25 yeah because every day would be Sunday.
lmao
wtf happened to the audio, it went fine then, odd, then silent
Check pinned comment
This channel is a hidden gem that I accidently stumbled upon. The humor is just marvelous.
2:49 Terraria Players know how to survive this.
“Lmao just put a single block of dirt influence all your houses guys it’s fine”
@@thenyan3095 omg I remember as a kid always having a panic attack during the blood moon my brother would be like "just put sum dirt on the door bro"
@@NyanCatzzz wouldn’t blame you honestly, terraria can be scary game sometimes
*cough cough dungeon guardian jumps are cough cough*
@@thenyan3095when i was a kid first in hardmode, i was scared to death every night that the twins will come to kill me, so i didn't go mining
*the blood planet is rising*
Wait, the blood PLANET?! Well fu-
imagine the moon actually beign a extra terrestial spaceship observing us
"The 51th state is not a place!"
"Thats no moon. It's a space station!"
"Moon fall" reference eh?
Lol there are actual people who believe that, I saw it on Ancient Aliens
@@Perseagatuna My dad believes its a projection in the sky, and the actual moon is hollow and a space base for aliens and the U.S government
6:42 "QUASI STAR" Earth:Nah im chillin'
Ur sense of humor is same as my physics teacher but yours is a pure diamond that no one else have. I wish if u could teach me about computer science with this type of humor because I want to become a 'cyber security's agent' that fights the hackers .
i love this guy, he has jokes, and explains very good!
fr
"D E A T H"
2:23 I died because of laughter lol
Same 😂🤣💀☠️
Vitamin death
Got me to.
The green sky makes me think there’d be another hour of the night that people wouldn’t know about
Sciencephile making the :3 face is something I didn't know I needed
the dont look up reference at 2:36 is pure gold
Ahh yes…
Classical music to go along with an AI giving us existential crisis, perfect combo ngl.
it's fascinating af but i'll end up getting another one if i continue
While it slowly lost quality and last words were “ton 618”
At some point this sound quality gets worse and then later it completely stops working
3:13 you genius! 😂😂😂
“Replace mars with uranus, about 4 times as big as earth”
Had me nonstop laughter
😐
1:52 I don't know why I goddamn laugh so hard in that
The "Im the captain now" black hole was great
3:53 DAMMIT BRO JUPITER BIG 💀
Yes the red spot is a hurricane that can fit three Earth's inside of it
@@dogmanwes2790 fitting for a planet named of off a god of thunder.
@@E-6969 I agree
@@dogmanwes2790 same.
Ikr
2:01 MEAT VENUS
Pov: tf2
Meat Venus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@wsads420ya
Still watching these vids 5 years later. Awesome content Sciencephile
R u a timetraveler
did anyone noticed the mic degrade?
bro broke the mainframe and destroyed the sound
2:59 I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult...
@@NOPENUHUHNOPENOPE but URINE-us
@@somerandomcommenter1235 uraynus
urinus
I am orbiting Uranus. (I’m on earth)
This is one of the best space related channels in UA-cam
“No nuking the moon”
Me: DAMN IT-
5:52 don’t mind this just saving it for laughs later
NordVPN should totally have an option to set your location on the Moon
6:37 I'm no engineer, but I'm pretty sure that's a space zombie.
Brethren Moons.
They are awake and hungry.
Nah, that's just my ex or someone from ohio
I love how your sense of humor can fit in perfectly with an informative video.
**Mars replaces the moon**
The night: “The blood moon is rising”
The "schlupp" the black hole make every time they eat something is my new headcanon on how black holes work.
Same *shdlup*
Its even better in real life.
They go "whoop"
0:10
Ah yes, the sun wearing sunglasses.
Ironic
0:07 ah yes, our second most important space *ohbject*
The audio cuts out in the last minute of the video… unless you did it on purpose
Finally, the waiting is over ❤️
I remember watching videos that discussed the possibility of planets that are better suited to life than Earth, so would it work replacing the moon with an object that properly fits this possibilty (because I don't think astronomers managed to observe a moon that would fit these traits yet)? Like, the tilt makes the planet having four seasons, but this is from the point of view of temperate regions; people who live in Equator only have two seasons, wet and dry, but would a "better" (notice the quotation marks) tilt make things better to humans?
We're proud of the photo you took of the Moon, too! ❤️
6:36 Yo what is that Cthulhu planet doing over there?
Just got on my break from work, blessed by new Sciencephile video. Feelsgoodman.
0:34 werewolf generator 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knot creator
Now what would happen if we replace the moon with the sun itself?
*D E A T H*
I laughed so hard there
4:49 what happenmd to his mic
It’s almost broken
Eated it :(
This makes me wonder how the formation of the Earth turned out masterfully beautiful. The Sun and the Moon both serve their purpose to regulate Earth in harmonized order. Nature is still one of the biggest mysteries we've still yet discovered
another cool coincidence: the moon is at precisely the right distance relative to its size that it perfectly covers the sun in the sky
@@teodelfuego you're right. That's why I still think that Nature is still a great mystery. Those facts we've just mentioned are too good to take them as randomness
Coincidence smth out there. nature has many more irregularities than some small regularities.
Right at the top original comment (Khoa), and Right to the 3 comments!
@@minhkhoaluong25 Moon is slowly moving away from the Earth by few centimetres each year so in a period of millions of years it won't be able to cause a total eclipse. Early moon was way closer to Earth than it is today, humans are just lucky to be in the right time period.
Well known fact in cosmology that Mars is Venus’ edgy emo sister. Thank you for finally getting the word out
2:51 the gigachad werewolf is the most cursed thing I've ever seen
I swear, this is the most educationally hilarious channel.
7:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
woooo
beerone be will niob
I'm rather surprised that we wouldn't just clip into Jupiter or maybe even Saturn
🤨
5:56 that made my day.
1:24 my favorite part lol
0:44 That Critikal yell 🤣.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment
@@MrsAverageMan It was worth?.
@@Dragonfire511 No because timed comments exist
Wonderful video as always!
Just a correction, the Greek word is ΣΕΛΗΝΗ not ΣΕΛΕΝΕ.
Is the first one pronounced Suh-Leh-Na and the second Suh-Leen?
@@Hasanali4455 no the first is Selini both i's pronounced as in the word big and the wrong one is pronounced Selene all e's pronounced as in the word neck.
in my brain i read "ZEANH" in greek for some reason
"You would barely notice it if it were in your palm, visually speaking" *turns to noodle* caught me so off guard 💀
Bro the audio cutting off at the end made me laugh harder than I have in years. The feeling of confusion while watching the rest of the video silently was amazing. 😂😂😂