Ikr, "can i have your number?" "Ehm, i have a boyfriend" If you have a boyfriend, why do you have to think about it? Either shes lying about it, or shes actually considering cheating.
Karthik Thiagarajan so freakin true! Absolute sweetheart to have a weird ass pickup line like that and respond with a giggle and a "hi" what an angel! And good Lord beautiful and smart! Wow!
Aakamsh Funny thing is if it was actually written by a man it would be right and make sense, if it was written by a women it would be straight up BS talking about looks don’t matter it’s all about personality and cleaning your bedroom will help and shit like that
@@lv5310 why would you be? you never triggered anybody. In fact, you're probably so slow cognition wise that you thought it would be a good idea to reply it as a comeback, so I should ask your forgiveness for forcing you to use your rusty brain, as it clearly takes its toll.
Even demonic looking girls got a boyfriend. I was told in school as a kid that we were 50 % boys and 50 % girls in this world. That makes no sense, since all girls have a boyfriend.
Brother that was some funny shit i agree ahaha. I hate to promote my channel brother, but i actually made a video of me picking up girls and their reactions were just crazy. (Spoilers, one girl was 30 years old but she still liked me ahaha and another one rejected me so bad she didnt even look at me). Check it out if you do not believe me.
I think she was annoyed when she felt that all he wanted was her number like if he was just playing a numbers game with girls. You can see her expression go sour and shaking her head after he got her number and then cuts her off.
bro his responses are so quick, she says well if you need my help let me know and he says i cant cuz i dont have your number, that whole statement was classic!
This is normal. This is the other side to the story which they don't upload generally. It's always the successful pickups edited and shown when in reality just as many would have rejected them also
Dude, he is actually trying to get rejected. That's the point of the video, to make fun of other videos like this that "teach you how to be a master with girls".
Yeah gday mate. John from Australia here. I live in Moombooldool near Barellan, just up the road from Kamarah in NSW and I've travelled extensively. I've been looking for love, and have finally found it. Umm.......how does dinner sound for ya mate? I'm....I'm nothing without your love. It will take your presence to complete me. I'm unrefined and unsophisticated, and wear a singlet. Get in touch soon luv and we'll go out for a steak and some beers. See ya soon darlin. 💗💋💪
@@serenasmith1662 True love recognizes no obstacles sweetie. Your name is as gorgeous as your pic! I go to the gym, work hard, am handy around the house, fix trucks and have a sense of humor. Doesn't rain much out here. For most of the day i was helping Jim from up the road repair a fence that a cow knocked over. Just got home an hour ago. Anyway luv, have a great week eh?
Sweetest laugh i agree brother. These are the kinds of girls that i want to approach as well, and i am sure you would want as well. It is actually not that hard, you just have to be smooth and i believe you have it in you. I actually made a video on the 3 most effective ways of approaching girls (which is me picking up girls in the street) and i am sure that video will help you out
Vagelis V same dude!!! She's amazing and not a lot of girls that would have a weird ass pickup line like that and then actually give a number . Sweetheart!
me: breathing
air: I have a boyfriend
Think of your own comment
@@Charlie-ej1il HAHAHAHHA
@@FarmerFpv who cares dude it's just a damn comment 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
@@FarmerFpv you are joking right???
@@FarmerFpv what the fuck!!! You stole my comment from 5 years ago!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱
All the single ladies: "I have a boyfriend"
Ikr, "can i have your number?"
"Ehm, i have a boyfriend"
If you have a boyfriend, why do you have to think about it?
Either shes lying about it, or shes actually considering cheating.
All girls are lying
@@jenshammerlund914 Or some may just be socially awkward.
Jens Hammerlund you need a manfriend..
Doubt it. They all seemed authentic and not put off by Steven. Its rare for a non BF having girl to reject him.
That guy at 4:08 is like: what kind of drugs is this kid on
Th3 King lmaoo
Th3 King vinterdepress
I heep seeing you everywhere
Yeah I was thinking what the hel im keeping an eye on you so don't be stupid enough to do anything else boy
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
1:14 wow they looked like straight up 12 years old
So true 😂
Unknown User the fuck
2001 kids are now 18
@@aladdin198 not all, only if they were born before (insert date you're reading this)
But when they turn around they look 20 yo porn stars
The girl at 3:33 was the sweetest and had the best reaction. Her future bf is one lucky dude!! ☺️🤗❤️
Karthik Thiagarajan so freakin true! Absolute sweetheart to have a weird ass pickup line like that and respond with a giggle and a "hi" what an angel! And good Lord beautiful and smart! Wow!
That's all we want not this arrogant 304s
Thanizhaa!
5:55
Girl:"if you need any help just let me know"
Steven: " I cant cause i dont have your number"
This part of the video just killed me 😂😂
Is u ded?
I replayed it alot was hilarious
I tohught the same lol
that was smooth...
@@dr05guitar Smooth? It was the opposite of smooth actually..
Steven be careful bro, those girls at 1:15 looked like jail time
Lol but probably 18 at least
jail check
@@to181 18! Nah no shot they r like 13
@@saccount8009 definitely not 😭
@@lamentspace I mean they look 13 to be honest but your right their not 13 because they wouldn’t be walking out by themselves
2:03 Sound of a 1999 Honda Civic downshifting 😂
TaurenTLT 😂😂
I wonder what her VTEC sounds like..
yo chilllll 😭😭
😂 😂 😂 Slipping gears
K&N intake 🤣🤣
The girl at 4:36 had me dead when she said “where’d you get this book”.. HAHA
Then he says “Walmart”
What
The worst time stamp ever. How did you manage to be 43 seconds off. What were you thinking lmaoooo
@@Prymistic Ik right lmaooo I was like wtf this guy is high lmao
Best scene: when he gives two fingers to the girl..instead of his hand😂😂
He was just showing her the two fingers he was planning on fingering her with.
Showing a gesture like that, is a sign of extending friendship in India.
@@deepakpandey5002 thats really cute i like it :D
@@ganjdalf2821 🙂😊
Deepak Pandey yeah we all know what is gonna be extended in this
It don’t work Steven I’m still in my bedroom using a sock
ILoveAss wow your comment is invisible 😲
What's the sock for?
@@Donnmuney how the fuck is it possible
@@jesse-kd3ei good question 8==>😏
@@ohboi6210 😂😂 I only use it for one thing and that's for my feet
No one:
Steven:heysorryboutthatguyswerejustfilmingafunvideoisitokifweusethatforthavideo
Ben Brooks don‘t forget the „you were super sweet“ 😂
joshua FULL and the “I promise I’m not that weird”
You'resupersweetisitcoolifweusethatforthevideothankyouhavagooday
thankshaveagde
havegde
9:05 This girl was pretty! I think she likes you... :O
she was upset
she's cute af, you know she's a keeper just because of the way she smiles
Billy u can't trust nobady bro
Yeah the disappointment on her face was real
She was rather disappointed...
"is this written by a man?"
"Yes"
"That explains it!"
"That makes sense"
This is why so many of us are pursuing lesbian relationships
Aakamsh Funny thing is if it was actually written by a man it would be right and make sense, if it was written by a women it would be straight up BS talking about looks don’t matter it’s all about personality and cleaning your bedroom will help and shit like that
Phuck Geues true
Tyranitar lol why are you so angry
6:04 when you’re trying to reach the word limit On your essay
For real😂
650 word minimum
I've been laughing for 3 minutes and i can't stop laughing omg lolol
Unknown User are you still laughing let us KNOW PLEASE
that had me in tears
5:30
Girl: "Was this written by a man?"
Steven: "Yeah."
Girl: "That makes sense."
"Leave her alone", dead
Go like straight then like go like right and it’s like a little bit like that way.
@@greatsea1457 ikr lol
😂😂😂
Feminazi
4:40 those low fuccing growls and the girl just keeps talking 😂😂😂
every boy: oh i'm single..
every girl: sorry, i have a boyfriend.
God comment right there!
I'm single and ready to mingle
Ikr, like I'm not even like dat, like somethin fr fr wrong with these gurls... 😭lol
Math ain’t mathin
9:05 girl seems to be a really nice and genuine girl .She definitely likes you
And a little sad this was a "joke" it seems to me
01:15 - Guess who goes to jail 😂🤣
They literally look like 12 tho
69th like 🤣
@@Dippa1991 nah thye look 13
With that confidence he can impress girls anytime.
Petition for Steven to actually text Lydia because she seemed hella genuine and was gorgeous🥺
JollyJason truth man!!! 😍
Fr
I feel like everyone from Tampa is just super nice
These girls looked like 14 or sth. 1:12
Made me cringe a little bit
*FBI OPEN UP*
Cj. X No they’re just short. There’s a 4’11 girl at my work place, she look like she 12 but bitch is older than me.
@@AkamapD😂
You think usman is going to defend that belt?
@@Paul-gr1pv colby is shity like shit...he fucking tap out like a duck
3:09
3:12 the same girls in the background that looked young lol
🤯
1:27 Steven might get arrested if he goes out with one of these girls 😂
💀
Girls at 1:18 look 12 😬😅
I know right
They do not look 12 more like 15-16
ILoveAss wow your comment is invisible 😲
Do you think their body looks like 12 too?
@@Mayrik92 yes
at 3:10, we can see the girls from 1:18 again lol
Join the FBI mate
@@99krispin 😂
nice eyeballs dude
Dayyyyum
Yeah bruvva I saw this
5:30
*Girl*: *Was this written by a man?*
*Steven*: *Yea*
*Girl*: *That makes sense.*
😂😂😂
Loved that😂
5:55 Girl: “If you need any more help just let me know” Steve: “ I cant because I don’t have your number” Viewer: lmfao😂😂😂
1:15 is it me or they look underage 😂😂
Matthew Marquez They do.
Yeah they look 13 or 12 or something
@@Mwestside010 they look 15
Mbuta 10 14 imo
Matthew Marquez the one on left is a camgirl (google lemonparty)
5:50 I’m dead how did she think he was gonna let her know
She wanted him deep down lol
@@lv5310 you're trash at interpretation mate
she tried to be nice, when obviously she meant hope i never see you again
@@kunkundalin Sorry to trigger you man.
@@lv5310 why would you be? you never triggered anybody. In fact, you're probably so slow cognition wise that you thought it would be a good idea to reply it as a comeback, so I should ask your forgiveness for forcing you to use your rusty brain, as it clearly takes its toll.
Girl at 9:05 was really disappointed when she found out it was a prank
Fabio Mingione frrrr
Fabio Mingione he got that number better be calling her, she was beautiful and too sweet of a girl to pass .
The Architect lol it’s called having. A lot of options ..
Or maybe he just broked her ego... ;)
@@ZayxSt Why? So she could be frustrated twice.
Every girl got a boyfriend but all the guys out here single 💁🏻♂️
Even demonic looking girls got a boyfriend. I was told in school as a kid that we were 50 % boys and 50 % girls in this world. That makes no sense, since all girls have a boyfriend.
Yea, i think someone out there have more tahn 5 girlfriend.
Most girls use the "I have a boyfriend line" if they see your not attractive, funny and been awkward.
@@knightkeeper2739 when they themselves are the most awkward.
@@J0HnNyX you are so right
1:40 Steven you finna catch a case!!😂
5:39 she was about to give her number anyway but Steven interrupted!!!
The “Sexy Face”, I’m not gonna try that I might get pepper sprayed immediately 😂 they’ll be terrified by my ugliness
go get a surgery then idc tbh
Koochie what
ILoveAss wow your comment is invisible 😲
Earn Money First that will happen easily!
really LilYjay comment
9:08 The girl in the back looks she is about to consume Steven's soul.
Alex Zuckerberg ah nah u didn’t have to do her like that 💀💀💀
Omg pls stop
I am cry
@@destinydevon7279 is that you ?
@@batlefieldproes no. . But he's doing dirty to that person
@@destinydevon7279 ok
"I can't cause I dont have your number." You gotta use logic with these girls. Good stuff
3:37 Khhouaaahu
-Can I get your number?
-Sure
Lmfao😂😂😂😂
Every girl on a campus has a BF but every guy doesn't have a GF 😂
5:57 that kind of quick response is why Steven is so great at what he does.
*How to impress any girl:*
Have Steven's mustache.
How tf are y'all typing like this 😂
How do u make invisible comments
@@AlligatorAndrew
@@dylanrh huh
Steven: “Farts”
Girl: It’s 631...
Not the video you should say this on considering that he got turned down a lot
3:32 - 3:48
Okay it has nothing to do with anything he says. It's ALL in his confidence and his welcoming attitude.
His looks play a great part
2:00 The delayed laugh killed me! 🤣🤣
The interaction at 5:48 omg when she says "leave her alone" Am dying right now lol xD
Brother that was some funny shit i agree ahaha.
I hate to promote my channel brother, but i actually made a video of me picking up girls and their reactions were just crazy. (Spoilers, one girl was 30 years old but she still liked me ahaha and another one rejected me so bad she didnt even look at me). Check it out if you do not believe me.
Lydia @3:32 is the most cutest girl in the whole vid!
She was so chilled out too and damn, her smile, omggg 😍😍💕💕
@Negin Fahanie Ikr? Damn 😍😍
I think she was annoyed when she felt that all he wanted was her number like if he was just playing a numbers game with girls. You can see her expression go sour and shaking her head after he got her number and then cuts her off.
Right down to the unbelievably awkward handshake at 5:54.. this dude's got it
The girl sitting on the stairs , think her name is Lydia !!! wow out of this world Love her .
*we literally need a whole video of the growl*
3:10 Steven : "You win some you lose some right?" 😂
Girl : "if you need anymore help just let me know"
Steven : "I cant cause I don't have your number"
-insert thinking meme
I need to meet Lydia. You can tell she genuine
2:31 he really was about to do it with both legs at same time 😂
3:11 the same girls u asked before are walking behind (1:30)
I hadn't seen Steven fall like this, until NoW . F
"You win some, you lose some right?"
"What Happened?"
"I don't know"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I honestly didn't think you were that funny but you got such a cool personality and you're hilarious. I just had to watch more of your videos.
9:24 Nooo why did you do that to her
That's the best non-tutorial video I've ever seen, I actually tried and now I'm married thanks.
her when you are student : "l have a boyfriend sorry"
her 5 years later : "hey l'm single now"
"let me know if you need some help"
"I can't cus I don't have your number"
*Baduum tss*
bro his responses are so quick, she says well if you need my help let me know and he says i cant cuz i dont have your number, that whole statement was classic!
1:51 "BARRACK OBAMA PASSING BY".
Absolutely NEED Lara to go through Stevens 4 step plan!!!
10:02 almost said "it's called the daily dropout"
those girls at 1:30 look like they are in 8th grade.......steve looks like their creepy uncle with a stache...Hot
They’re back at 3:12
LMFAOOO nigga said “....hot”
You can get away with almost anything with that sweet confidence, Thanks Steven
It works! Every of them was actually so impressed.😁
wtf steven is getting rejected so hard
This is normal. This is the other side to the story which they don't upload generally. It's always the successful pickups edited and shown when in reality just as many would have rejected them also
Florida Girls are different than West coast girls
Dude, he is actually trying to get rejected. That's the point of the video, to make fun of other videos like this that "teach you how to be a master with girls".
Nah man, if he really tries to pick them up he would be doing pretty good.
Zac Roberts are they Florida girls? Was wondering cause I saw a lot of ASU apparel too which he often films at ??
My favourite part of the Day when Steven uploads a video !!♥♥
Are you on Instagram
@Marianna aparande
Yeah gday mate. John from Australia here. I live in Moombooldool near Barellan, just up the road from Kamarah in NSW and I've travelled extensively.
I've been looking for love, and have finally found it.
Umm.......how does dinner sound for ya mate?
I'm....I'm nothing without your love. It will take your presence to complete me.
I'm unrefined and unsophisticated, and wear a singlet. Get in touch soon luv and we'll go out for a steak and some beers. See ya soon darlin. 💗💋💪
@@noelgibson5956 u think i'm gonna travel till the other side of the planet just to see ya ?! 💙
@@serenasmith1662
True love recognizes no obstacles sweetie.
Your name is as gorgeous as your pic!
I go to the gym, work hard, am handy around the house, fix trucks and have a sense of humor.
Doesn't rain much out here. For most of the day i was helping Jim from up the road repair a fence that a cow knocked over. Just got home an hour ago. Anyway luv, have a great week eh?
Was hard watching this one
How to impress ANY girl
Nobody:
The girls: nah i have a boyfriend
Dude at 4:10 is quite impressed with Steve’s technique and how it makes the female specimen laugh.
3:09 he walks past the same girls he picked up before
NO ONE:
STEVEN: YOU LIKE THAT?
NO ONE:
STEVEN: YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?
😂😂😂😂
3:11 those two girls were earlier in the video
Me - studying
Teacher - I have a boyfriend
9:10 sweetest laugh ever
Sweetest laugh i agree brother. These are the kinds of girls that i want to approach as well, and i am sure you would want as well. It is actually not that hard, you just have to be smooth and i believe you have it in you. I actually made a video on the 3 most effective ways of approaching girls (which is me picking up girls in the street) and i am sure that video will help you out
@@savagewarrior5343 you look like a model man. If you have the social skills of atleast a 6 year old then you don't need to be smooth
I'll trade my whole Family for this dude confidence 😂
this video originally called how to embarress yourself in front of any girl.
3:52 bruh if she ain’t a vampire, idk what is
😂
She's Brit
😂😂
😂😂😂
Wrong, she's outside and its not nighttime
I’m British and honestly every American girl I see in his videos just hits different . You Americans are a different breed sheeesh
Been binge watching for days, I fuck with this channel. Genuinely enjoy when you put the “asking for permission” clips in
What's faster
1. Steven saying “is it cool if we use that for the video”
Or
2. The Flash
Heyscuseme
@@oceanpunch4723 "doyouknowhowtogetto...?
Who else caught the edit error where they put the same girl twice at the end 🤣🤣🤣
Where they pan over and get blocked by the tree.
3:38 I love you Lydia 😁 ♥️
3:11 those two girls showed up again 😂
We need more people like Lydia
I can’t be the only one whose siri gets activated when schapiro says “excuse me” in some vids
I fell in love with the girl from 9:05. She is so sweet!! Anyone have her instagram?
Vagelis V same dude!!! She's amazing and not a lot of girls that would have a weird ass pickup line like that and then actually give a number . Sweetheart!
yeah its *Gofuckyourself*
Me: looks at mirror
Reflection: I have a boyfriend
Nasto Hitesh 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Yooo DOWN BAD!! 🙅🏾♂️😂😭she said “not right now” thennn “I have a boyfriend” 🙅🏾♂️🤣🤣
"Was the book written by a man?"
"Yeah."
"That makes sense..."
Lol
That song when he did that sexy looks lol😂😂😂
was looking for this comment
What is the name of it ?
💀💀😂
You mean the pose? Lol it was pretty funny
how to impress any girl:
step 1: be Steven Schapiro
Her: where did you get this book
him: Walmart
pieces become connected
I think this is one of his better ones. There’s some real good stuff in this one.
5:15 I don't know but why do I love this part of the video....