My eye was hanging out my head | Timeline | Loons

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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
  • Welcome to Timeline, a brand new series on Stand Out where we'll be exploring stories coming from all walks of life. Our first ever episode comes from the podcaster Loons. We hope you enjoy.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 147

  • @StandOutTV_
    @StandOutTV_  3 місяці тому +21

    Thank you Loons for telling your story. Who do you want to see on the next episode of Timeline?

  • @JourdanChaney
    @JourdanChaney Місяць тому +64

    That smoking weed out of a sausage is still the funniest story I ever heard 😂😂😂😂

  • @The-Alcoholic-Author
    @The-Alcoholic-Author 3 місяці тому +244

    Coldest co-host in co-host history right here! Jawn Claude Van Damme!

    • @bringonbars
      @bringonbars 3 місяці тому +24

      You forgot the Jawwwn Dillinger 😂

    • @maksmith9356
      @maksmith9356 3 місяці тому +17

      Jawn Wick!!!

    • @NinetysEra
      @NinetysEra 3 місяці тому +5

      They need to bring this back

    • @MoreThanPeak1
      @MoreThanPeak1 3 місяці тому +9

      Shawn Jawn Michaels

    • @RK-lf2pl
      @RK-lf2pl 3 місяці тому +6

      Aka the Young Rottweiler

  • @yaboi5509
    @yaboi5509 Місяць тому +42

    A man said he lost track of the year he was born cos of COVID loooooool

  • @CertifiedSlama
    @CertifiedSlama 3 місяці тому +138

    Lost track of his age loons is too much 😂😂

    • @SLOglo1185
      @SLOglo1185 2 місяці тому +10

      Because of covid is crazy 😅

    • @trevorb.yokkanan9801
      @trevorb.yokkanan9801 2 місяці тому +15

      If Loons was in Year 6 in '92, that means he is around 42/43/44 now right!! I thought he was younger than this still!

    • @Facts_over__emotions
      @Facts_over__emotions 2 місяці тому +15

      @@trevorb.yokkanan9801 he looks every bit of 40 lol

    • @firellparker7463
      @firellparker7463 2 місяці тому

      ​@@trevorb.yokkanan9801he's 43

  • @BlackRuum
    @BlackRuum Місяць тому +8

    He's lucky to be alive. GOD Bless

  • @malloymdleeds8280
    @malloymdleeds8280 2 місяці тому +23

    Loonz is an absolute mad man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯💯💯

  • @j.g8707
    @j.g8707 3 місяці тому +32

    Looney Tunes got a mad pop belly uno. 😂

  • @lindinho2398
    @lindinho2398 3 місяці тому +33

    No muzzle deh pon me!!

  • @ColdDream224
    @ColdDream224 3 місяці тому +95

    Loonz is a nutcase. He's worried about his garms after he's been stabbed. 😂 12:55

    • @uknkwnslayerrt3344
      @uknkwnslayerrt3344 3 місяці тому +20

      He even said stabbed from a milli second from the artery in his leg think he meant to say millimeter lol

    • @1million89
      @1million89 3 місяці тому

      @@uknkwnslayerrt3344 he’s a proper eastender 😂

    • @donnybrasco9330
      @donnybrasco9330 3 місяці тому

      He’s saying that now 😂 I gurantee he wasn’t thinking that at the time tho

  • @DryLuckz
    @DryLuckz 3 місяці тому +35

    Ep 225 no behaviour , this is the pic loons was talking about to margs clocking him with the blue hat😂😂

  • @SOUTHREDDEVIL
    @SOUTHREDDEVIL 3 місяці тому +25

    These sort of timelines where you tell your story to someone else you dont know are amazing for mental health. Not saying theres anything wrong with his mental health by all means. But i bet after this the next few weeks his going to be even more grateful. And im not saying he isnt grateful btw 😂

    • @SOUTHREDDEVIL
      @SOUTHREDDEVIL 3 місяці тому +2

      Big up to him for telling his story 🙏

  • @user-rx8no1zt4c
    @user-rx8no1zt4c Місяць тому +3

    @16:36 “Here for a good time, had shoes on”😂😂

  • @renalea3139
    @renalea3139 3 місяці тому +18

    Really enjoyed watching Loonz in this setting 👌🏽

  • @tfelife
    @tfelife 3 місяці тому +86

    Loons that belly gotta go brudda

  • @kurez677
    @kurez677 2 місяці тому +28

    Man said a milli second front the artery in his leg lol you mean millimetere

  • @kj5394
    @kj5394 Місяць тому +12

    naah schools were different back then. How man pretend to go school for the whole year and no one found out 😂😂

  • @ibkonda1697
    @ibkonda1697 2 місяці тому +9

    Wait so when PK Humble was cussing him out for having Jaundice eyes but little did we know that he actually got stabbed in his eye, that is crazy😂😂😂

  • @DryLuckz
    @DryLuckz 3 місяці тому +50

    Big up the young rotti 🐕 Jawn Wick

  • @supersaiyansagemode2603
    @supersaiyansagemode2603 2 місяці тому +6

    0:13 man said millisecond😂😂😂😂

  • @bk6909
    @bk6909 3 місяці тому +8

    Definitely telling the truth explaining with his hands

  • @dannyrasworldwide1767
    @dannyrasworldwide1767 3 місяці тому +29

    This story could go on, he got more for yall trust me

  • @lewismelton6623
    @lewismelton6623 3 місяці тому +9

    Big up Jawn Dillinger

  • @jinjin8719
    @jinjin8719 2 місяці тому +3

    Wow Lunn Polly you know.... I feel old asf😂😂😂

  • @daveburner4050
    @daveburner4050 2 місяці тому +3

    Man like LOONZ. He didn't get that name for no reason. East london 👊

  • @cjbrunet8663
    @cjbrunet8663 3 місяці тому +5

    My brudda loonz aka jawn wick aka the fruit punch papi 💯💯💯

    • @issacshush276
      @issacshush276 Місяць тому

      Aka young stairs aka young need a beard

  • @mrsnappys
    @mrsnappys Місяць тому

    My brother Loons 👊🏼👊🏼🔥

  • @IsoHoopsUK
    @IsoHoopsUK 3 місяці тому +1

    YOUNG ROTTIE rrrrrrr Loons the goat 🐐 funniest guy 😂😂😂

  • @LetMeLandShow
    @LetMeLandShow 3 місяці тому +2

    Madness. Big up Loons

  • @Idontwanahearit
    @Idontwanahearit 3 місяці тому +16

    Loonz needs to go on RTM podcast 😂🔥

  • @cobyaspin960
    @cobyaspin960 Місяць тому +1

    A mili- second from his artery? 🤣 milimeter lol

  • @asapgang2452
    @asapgang2452 3 місяці тому +16

    This could of been a really good interview, needed to be more In depth and the interviewer had more personality.

  • @michaelandreou4996
    @michaelandreou4996 Місяць тому +1

    YaaNaaaamSaaayyinnnng!

  • @PaddyPower-wf2he
    @PaddyPower-wf2he 3 місяці тому +17

    Loons that belly is getting big . Sort it out mate

    • @reythomas9215
      @reythomas9215 2 місяці тому

      It’s all the maggies lol

    • @xangoCingari
      @xangoCingari Місяць тому +1

      It could be abdominal separation caused from surgery from the stabbings iv seen it before, obviously bad diet and red stripes don't help but I have seen wierd loose saggy or bloated looking stomachs from deep nasty stabbings to the gut

  • @darrenbrown1187
    @darrenbrown1187 Місяць тому +1

    When asked when was he born Bro said he lost track of his age due to covid 😂😂😂😂

    • @xangoCingari
      @xangoCingari Місяць тому

      I didn't get that did he have covid was in a coma and it mess up his memory? Like how did the interviewer not try to get him elaborate on that point, the only guy I ever met who genuinely didn't know his age was a nitty of huge proportions a real wreck head lost geezer
      with this fella I don't know what he ment with covid reference at all

    • @wassgud9288
      @wassgud9288 Місяць тому +7

      @@xangoCingarii feel like he just didnt wanna disclose his age tbh

  • @benji7775
    @benji7775 2 місяці тому +2

    Make sure you get the 😂😂out the brine hmmmm hmmmm

  • @adamjoseph650
    @adamjoseph650 3 місяці тому +4

    Funniest guy in the uk

  • @caseysamuels2960
    @caseysamuels2960 2 місяці тому +1

    Man get teeth up and everybody 🤣

  • @ft8375
    @ft8375 Місяць тому +1

    No one heard 0:16 what he said He got stabbed a millisecond from his artery Loons kills me 😅😅

  • @margaretkasunmu320
    @margaretkasunmu320 Місяць тому +1

    Loons was born 81

  • @kellyrose4475
    @kellyrose4475 Місяць тому

    Good watch ❤

  • @DC-rt2id
    @DC-rt2id 2 місяці тому

    Big up Loonz

  • @Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0
    @Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0 3 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣. Loons on this is crazy man what a guy

  • @-hmh3015
    @-hmh3015 3 місяці тому +2

    Jawn dillinger

  • @manlikesaam-4704
    @manlikesaam-4704 3 місяці тому +1

    Yeah getting stabbed n shot up like that must of been crazy fr

  • @YouKnowMeBruv
    @YouKnowMeBruv 2 місяці тому

    Super necessary

  • @LSi-ch6xr
    @LSi-ch6xr 3 місяці тому +14

    What year was u born ..I lost track of dat coz of covid wdym.

    • @MSHC2001
      @MSHC2001 3 місяці тому +6

      Think he just didnt want people to know his age so he said that 😂😂

    • @AshG87-007
      @AshG87-007 3 місяці тому +6

      He gave his age away when he said he was 16/17 when he done his biggest robbery in 1999

    • @donnybrasco9330
      @donnybrasco9330 3 місяці тому +3

      He’s early to mid 40s 💯

    • @bk6909
      @bk6909 3 місяці тому

      @@AshG87-007 his 41

    • @jzen1032
      @jzen1032 2 місяці тому

      Comedy classic

  • @Thfc84
    @Thfc84 3 місяці тому +10

    Why is this so short?

  • @justcritic6531
    @justcritic6531 11 днів тому

    Lost track of the year he was born ??? 😂 because of Covid ? I don’t get it 😂😂

  • @teamtakage2180
    @teamtakage2180 2 місяці тому +11

    I can never understand why getting stabbed and going to jail is a flex...

    • @ShemarMcDonald-og8zh
      @ShemarMcDonald-og8zh 2 місяці тому

      Low Iq activities

    • @RoyPeters1
      @RoyPeters1 2 місяці тому +2

      It's a flex for them. It's that life. Different from most ppl.

    • @VOLRAK1
      @VOLRAK1 2 місяці тому +2

      Culture.

    • @teamtakage2180
      @teamtakage2180 2 місяці тому

      @@RoyPeters1 my thing is who flexes losing fights lol I'm keeping that ish quiet

    • @Facts_over__emotions
      @Facts_over__emotions 2 місяці тому +9

      Is it a flex or telling a story?

  • @policefootage7771
    @policefootage7771 Місяць тому

    He seemed quite afraid to talk about the guy who did that

  • @matthardy7276
    @matthardy7276 Місяць тому +1

    How do you lose track of what year you were born? And blame Covid? 😂😂😂😂

  • @mylesjh869
    @mylesjh869 3 місяці тому +5

    Like this if you think No Behaviour need to go back to doing their intros again

  • @davidsebunya865
    @davidsebunya865 3 місяці тому +2

    The fruit punch bandit

  • @boostfrog.
    @boostfrog. 2 місяці тому

    Millisecond or millimetre?

  • @laughfool14
    @laughfool14 3 місяці тому +18

    When was you born?….. “I lost track of that because of Covid “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ajaytranter2655
      @ajaytranter2655 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ancientfuture9690
      @ancientfuture9690 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, what was all that about?! 😂 Bizarre. Makes absolutely NO sense.

  • @sheff-eb6jb
    @sheff-eb6jb 3 місяці тому +1

    Whys his hand always mash up

    • @tfelife
      @tfelife 3 місяці тому +6

      Fight

  • @kman6711
    @kman6711 3 місяці тому +1

    Big up

  • @f_man2733
    @f_man2733 Місяць тому

    On a real doe… how old is loons😂😂😂

  • @JumaaneDale-c9v
    @JumaaneDale-c9v 2 місяці тому +1

    Skinny ninja with fat belly nines

  • @7yreece
    @7yreece 3 місяці тому

    Fruit punch paps!

  • @ryrilo5078
    @ryrilo5078 3 місяці тому +1

    The confessions of a ignorant lost brother.

  • @anonymouslyanonymous3068
    @anonymouslyanonymous3068 3 місяці тому +6

    Loons is 46. He is old enough to be certain bigmens dad. There's no rules.

    • @a116creek
      @a116creek 3 місяці тому +7

      he's old but not 46

    • @Ton_Of_Hustle
      @Ton_Of_Hustle 3 місяці тому +3

      Hes 39

    • @Mz-sd9mu
      @Mz-sd9mu 3 місяці тому +3

      he was born 1982

    • @hmoney14
      @hmoney14 3 місяці тому +7

      His 42

    • @AshG87-007
      @AshG87-007 3 місяці тому

      He said he was 16/17 when he explained that robbery in 1999

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 2 місяці тому

    "Couldn't say not to me, I dunno how you put that in terms".
    He's in his early 40's and he still hasn't bothered learning how to articulate himself properly.
    It seems he hasn't really grown up tbh. That's sad, man.

  • @milo3072
    @milo3072 2 місяці тому +1

    Literally copying ladbible

  • @illest28s32
    @illest28s32 2 місяці тому

    Like what he is saying but 95 man was doin Bs and travel As word be born 28s started the steaming on post offices banks etc someone prove me wrong

  • @SamSam-kh8zy
    @SamSam-kh8zy 2 місяці тому +2

    One & Only Loonz🤍❤✌🏽😂