Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: The ENTIRE Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Sinning all of CinemaSins' Sequel Trilogy Star Wars videos.
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I would say Y for the question but I am but a humble feline.
Yoda does actually give an in film reason why force telekinesis works. You need to go back and rewatch "Empire" my guy.
You play the coolest music, as well as show the coolest scenes, for your title cards man and i love it.
Bird man you should have not sinned him for force healing he was wrong yes but he should have sinned it for the fact that force heal derails all of the og and prequels
I understand that questioning a fiction story for a fictional magic is stupid but it should at least be logical and consistent right
The greatest sin of these movies? Introducing space Vegas and not having Lando in it. You know this is the kinda place Lando would hang out at.
This sin is the best sin.
It's space Monte Carlo (litteraly, it's where they shoot and it shows), the older Vegas for very Rich people who don't want to go to Vegas, but i agree. Not showing Lando in a Casino, is a sin.
Knowing Lando? He would be owning this place.
instead hes on a random ahh dessert planet with a big party
@@Geekezf Thank you, I couldn't think of the name of that place. That is more accurate.
One of My greatest disappointments with the sequel trilogy is the treatment of Mr. Boyega and Finn’s character. Seriously, never mind the rest, God-awful the sideline they threw him deeply into :(
What?
@@The_WyattGuy just look at what they were building / laying out for Finn’s potential in the 1st film and then how he was sidelined plot wise in the other films / third one they tried re-building intrigue but to no avail, I don’t know how that wasn’t evident. Etc
@@MOsesIcan ohhhhhh
Okay
I misread what you said and it sounded like gibberish to me the first time
that's because they didn't have a plan.... and Ruin Johnson was just allowed to do WHATEVER with the second movie... it's a bloody disgrace what happend with these movies
@@TeylaDex yea and then the third film threw everything out that he tried to set up so it's just as much at fault as the second one. All of these films react to what came before and try to change it. Force awakens is a reaction to prequels. The last Jedi is a reaction to force awakens and rise of Skywalker is a reaction to last Jedi.
The biggest sin is having Luke,Leia,Han,Chewie & Lando and not having them share a single scene altogether😢
Jeremy really went and called BB-8 the better R2. BB-8 may be cute, but R2 is a smartass and that will forever make him better
R2 will forever be the goat, but my personal favorite is BD-1. Probably because I grew to love BD through the player experience in Fallen Order, rather than watching someone else’s experience with R2.
Since when has being a smart arse been a good thing? That’s a negative trait in my book.
@@intergalactic92 it makes him a funnier character
I like BB-8 better
And then you have the actual war criminal, chopper lol
Jeremy removing a sin for “Rey Skywalker” should have been worth at least 200 sins
200,000,000,000+ sins* 😉
Why. It's a great line and scene.
@@orbaitv5991 no, its stupid as fuck
You mean NEGATIVE 200 sins.
I would also like to add that, in The Force Awakens, the map wasn't drawn by Luke, it was a map from the archives (which the empire and the first order both had acess to, except the missing piece Luke stole and hid) of the first jedi temples. It wasn't a map that led directly to him, but a map of locations he would PROBABLY be in.
That actually makes a lot of sense but they never word it that way in the film.
@@ninjawiz7932 I think the sequel trilogy isn't that bad, I actually like it a lot, but there are lots of things left unsaid, that you only completely understand if you look for the info (who is snoke, for an example). That for me it's its main flaw.
So Tython
@@machado_2208 Isn't Snoke an artificial being that Palpatine created to manipulate Ben? And was Snoke manipulated into serving Palp or was Palp "piloting" the body from afar? Off to Google.....
@@clintonweir7609 Palpatine was trying to clone himself in order to possess the new body and be reborn (we see hints of this in bad batch). Snoke isn't exactly a clone of palpatine, since his dna isn't a complete copy of palpatine's, but his creation resulted from the experiments that led to said clones (like Rey's father, who was a non force sensitive clone of palpatine, which is why palpatine set him free, so he would reproduce). Since he was brutally damaged and couldn't withstand palpatine's spirit, he ended up being palpatine's voice until he could revive himself.
Before the Rise of Skywalker, I just assumed that Rey was super powerful in the Force because Kylo Ren was super powerful. In The Last Jedi, Snoke seems to imply that because the Dark Side of the force was so powerful, a powerful Light Side user would rise to challenge them. To me, this means that the two are equals. It makes the force feel more mystical. I miss when Rey’s parents were nobody. Now, Rey’s only powerful because her family is powerful. Everyone in Star Wars comes from one of two bloodlines, you’re either a Skywalker or a Palpatine.
And Rey is BOTH
@@Xpwnxage I get it now, THAT’S why she’s so powerful! She’s part of BOTH of the two families in the Star Wars universe!
@@carsonphillips8008 genetically she is only a Palpatine but was trained by Luke and then Leia. She took the name Skywalker as the filmmakers were using that as a metaphor for your last name nor family determines your destiny, you do. It is weird no one understands metaphors anymore.
@@andrewft31 because this metaphor is dogshit?
@@andrewft31 there were far better ways to do it, but nobody missed the metaphor. They just think it was dumb
Jeremy Scott believes he doesn't have to use his brain when watching a movie, or making his videos. This should tell you a lot about the guy you're watching.
@@peeko_luxx2873 it's very interesting to watch the evolution of the channel. Compare EWW Cinemasins Vol. 1 with EWW Cinemasins Vol. 2 and a video they put out now.
Vol. 1 is the stage where they're having fun. They still have their fair share of issues when it comes to critiques, but you can tell the passion is still there. Most of the video is them rolling with the joke.
By Vol. 2 they've become hardened and jaded. They've got that arrogance of a UA-camr in their prime who don't take crap from anyone. The video is mostly passive aggressive jabs at people who criticize them.
And now you have a video they put out today, which has the energy of someone desperately trying to cling to their glory days. They've done their bit to death, but are so attached to it they can't let go. It makes me feel sorry for them more than anything else.
i would just like to point out that in the original trilogy, R2 was the only one living to know that Luke and Leia were twins, and at ANY moment after that kiss on Hoth could he have come out and beeped, "Yo, you two are brother and sister! get those bad thoughts out of your head!"
R2 ain't no snitch
Actually he wouldnt, since his and C3PO's memories were erased at the end of Revenge Of The Sith.
@@rumson1958 no, only 3PO's were. his line clearly said "Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped." Nothing about the Astromech
@@rumson1958 it's kinda a big part of r2d2s character that he's never had his memory erased, ever. Anakin got in big trouble for not wiping r2d2s memory in the clone wars and then the alliance was kinda too busy to regularly wipe droids, then r2d2 spent most of the 30 years between the original trilogy and the sequel trilogy, asleep.
Canonically the first two trilogies are r2d2s record of what happened
Don't ask me how he has a record of scenes he wasn't in
R2 and c3po
Memories were wiped
Specifically to explain why neither of them remembers anything after ep 3.
Canonically so if they were ever captured by the empire they would no information about the TWO surviving jedi and anakins children
49:55 Is no one gonna mention the fact the the “digitally youngened Leia” is being portrayed by Carrie Fisher’s daughter and not Fisher herself?
Seeing the Force Awakens parts reminded me how much it bothers me Finn got dissed and forgotten.
I was kinda hyped at his jedi/force potential at first.
I looked forward to what he could do and they wasted him. They did him dirty!
The fact he is a force sensitive makes the situation more frustratring.
A former Stormtrooper turns into a Jedi? That's would be an amazing character arc! But instead he just gets to sit around and yell Rey's name. Such a damn waste.
Because it made zero sense for him to be force sensitive. If he were, the First Order would have turned him into a Praetorian Guard or such, not an expendable line animal in the infantry.
I hugely recommend reading the sequel trilogy movie novelizations. It's basically like watching the movie in book form! They expand each character and scene to its maximum and ultimate potential, they're absolutely fantastic. AND they're Canon!! Finn is not wasted in them. He has a lot more dialogue than just "Reeeeeeeeyyyyy"
Can we appreciate Birdman coming back with hit after hit
@@EventualWarlord lol fair enough. I still respect it he's been gone for a minute and i missed the vids
@@someweeb. can we appreciate RinkDesu for replying to my comment
@@CallMeVanEl I have no idea who you are Van Thomas but I appreciate you.
I really love these videos man. Wasn’t really a fan of the sequels, but you defending the prequels spoke so profoundly to my soul that I might actually try achieving my dreams now. Thanks!
They killed off Han Solo simply because Harrison Ford asked them to. He hates being in star wars movies and refused to be in anymore and asked them to kill his character,
He actually wanted Han to die at the end of Return of the Jedi so he wouldn't have to come back exactly like he did in this movie
@@droids75 actually he wanted the carbonite to be the end of Han Solo. He was already done with it by The Empire Strikes Back.
Wasn't the guy who whipped out the electro-baton one of Finn's squadmates? That shit was personal so he wanted to enjoy beating Finn's ass
Also hating a traitor is a pretty normal mindset for a fascist government to encourage.
That and as the cinema sins sins noted, lightsabers are known for deflecting blasters, I do not think Finn could do that but maybe mister baton did not know that,
5:10 To add onto this sin, ISDs are known to have a lack of rear weaponry so a small craft flying to the rear would obviously be the best way to escape
Especially on the underside to avoid the huge cannons on the top side on the sides of the command tower of which some of them can turn towards the rear but not shoot too far downwards. You make an excellent point. Unsure about the Resurgence-class Star Destroyers, though. They're built differently. And that is a Resurgence.
All star destoyers share this weakness, however it may not work because of how hyperspace works, you have to get a certain distance away from things for things to work correctly, and more importantly you have to be going the right direction to get into a hyperspace lane, blind jumps in a starfighter is a good way to run out of fuel before you ever get close to your destination
@@calebbarnhouse496 you only have to be a certain distance from gravity wells, before the sequel trilogy hyperdrives had a built in safety device to prevent jumping in a gravity well which was extremely difficult to disable to the point most hyperdrives would disable themselves if someone tried to disable that safety feature.
As for the direction, ehhhh that's not set in stone looking at the directions ships jump in various movies and shows, you don't really have to enter hyperspace in the direction you want to go.
@@mitchell3593 first of all, no, that's not sequel trilogy tech, that's standard tech since the old republic, next, yes you can go into hyperspace any way you want, but they aren't magic, you have to travel the direction you want to go,
@@calebbarnhouse496 what im saying is that sequel trilogy suddenly had a bunch of ships just jumping in and out of gravity wells, completely ignoring the established canon that ship with that safety feature is extremely rare, rise of skywalker (i think) had the falcon being chased by a bunch of tie fighters and they were jumping into gravity wells, out of gravity well, ignoring all the previous lore about them.
as for hyperspace, ive always assumed that they turn towards their destination once in hyperspace since its never shown that the direction you're facing in realspace matters when you enter hyperspace unless you're right in front of a planet or star (or in holdos case a bunch of star destroyers)
Damn this is crazy you are doing this by yourself...... cinema sins has an entire team and they are horrible..... appreciate you making this, I'm sure it took you a long as time to make.
The fact that you think this video is such a huge accomplishment is hilarious!
Classic Disney Starwars defender! Turn your brain off and just jangle those keys!
@@chrisdolan9579 As if hating a film means you're a smarter person than those who can just sit and enjoy it
@@adamcummings20 || A lot of people can enjoy a movie without seeing obvious flaws.
"Smart" people hate the movie because of the flaws.
Actually smart people can enjoy the film despite the flaws since they know enjoyment is more important than perfection
@@SonjaTheDorkbut how can I enjoy something when the flaws are smacking me in my face? For me to say something is cool something cool has to happen not something just happening makes it cool
@@HazzyFcrazy how can i enjoy something when its flaws smack me in the face? easy. I'm not a raging c*nt who's annoyed by things that virtually aren't important. like a movie.
Watching the force awakens one again made me realize that Leia named her first kid after the Jedi that saved her when she was young.
The one she didn't recognize and treated like she never met him?
Obi Wan was such a pile of nonsense.
@@CordeliaWagnerkind of like this whole fucking sequel trilogy
When didn't she recognize him? When did she act like she never knew him? Was that in Rebels?
@@Delta-07999Watching Force Awakens I swear it felt like they would make a Star Wars references then look at the camera and wink. Lol
@@timcirulis5273 then they would’ve just copied Deadpool
Fuel was also shown in TCW, so yeah definitely a precedent in Star Wars for fuel.
Plus, they are flying literal spaceships. Spaceships, just like any other typical vehicle, require fuel to move.
I still don’t think it’s good writing but it makes sense
Also Obi asked for fuel when on Utapao.
@@lefteron6804 *Utapau
Anything larger than a gunship has an onboard reactor, which requires only occasional maintenance.
The Yoda impression at 18:53 is actually amazing
Yes to Solo & Rogue One and yes to more combinations for other genres.
at 5:43 Jeremy questions Poe "leaving his jacket behind", when you can clearly see Poe wasn't wearing the Jacket when the TIE fighter was shot down. (5:01), he took it off when he sat at the controls, so it wouldn't impede his movement. So if Poe was ejected from the TIE fighter, as Finn was.... yeah, the Jacket isn't magically coming with him and it makes total sense for Finn to find.
Wierd thing to harp on, but hey, they started it.
Great job on this video trilogy. Enjoyed your first two, looking forward to seeing the completion.
I like the sequels, even so I recognize it’s issues. The same way I like the prequels while also recognizing it’s issues. That being said, I find it so annoying when people make up extra bullshit to hate on the sequels with. Use the bullshit that’s actually there instead of being disingenuous.
Don't worry, there's enough in there already
Exactly!
It amazes me how many videos I've seen where they constantly do nothing but whine, complain, and basically regurgitate the same bullshit that they've heard from other people.
Hell, Pewdiepie did the same same shit with The Last Jedi. I'm 100% sure that he didn't even come up with his own opinion of the film, and instead just bashed the movie, LIKE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE was doing with the movie just go feed into the UA-cam Algorithm.
Yoda is a master of riddles, Jeremy is a master at not understanding things, and Anakin is a master….. at getting caught
12:45 I'm surprised you didn't point out that Kylo isn't even a sith. There's no sith in TFA.
I always wondered why. Snoke and Kylo act no differently than Sidious and Vader respectively. The only thing that makes them not Sith is they have no Darth in their names.
@@jlev1028 my (best guess/opinion) is that neither of them follow sith beliefs. The darkside and being sith are different.
@@TheAverageGamer1 you could even argue you can FOLLOW the Dark Side as a philosophy without being force sensitive. You can't be a Sith, however
@@jlev1028 Sith isn't just "I use the Dark Side." Sith is an ideology. Think of Jedi and Sith as specific religions, with "dark side" and "light side" just being kind of broad schools of thought. Philosophies, almost. Sith follow the Sith doctrine and ideology, it's not just the usage of the dark side. Neither Snoke nor Kylo are Sith, although I suppose an argument could be made that Snoke might count depending on whether or not he was sentient. We know he was controlled by Palpatine, but was he aware of it? Does "Snoke" even actually exist, or was it literally *just* Palpatine? If it's the latter then I suppose Snoke would count, and if not, he wouldn't.
@@jlev1028 TFA insinuated that they were a whole different deal. The reason why people kept asking about the Knights of Ren was because it was implied that they were all Luke's former students and that Snoke had formed them into a new type of order. A sort of Darkside Merlin and the knights of the Round if the aesthetics were anything to go by.
I have a problem with the 'questioning a magical force in a universe with a magical force'. Just because its magical doesn't mean it can't also be logical
It only has to be logical to the characters in the story. If the writers want us to fully understand it then they would write some way to have it be explained.
The magical force is made up, and they can make up an ”explanation” for everything, the writers decide the rules. So, not questioning the magic is just faster, and leads to the same conclusion. An explanation for every single thing doesn’t make the story better
The problem here is CinemaSin will question things that doesn't get explain but then will also bitch about it if something is explained.
@@redace4821 Yeah it seems to them any sort of exposition is bad no matter what
While being magical does not preclude it from being logical, it also does not have to be realistically logical. The Force is what is commonly called a Soft Magic system. Basically, it means that the magic system is not given a lot of clear rules it has to stick to and can be used as the plot demands. See also: Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Narnia. On the other end of the spectrum you have Hard Magic systems which have both an internal and external sense of logic and often have strict rules defining them (and, in some cases, those rules can be broken but at great cost to the character doing the breaking). See: Wheel of Time, Full Metal Alchemist, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
19:02 iirc those bombs are not simply dropped, but ejected. Meaning, they have momentum. Which in the void, remains invariate because there is no attrition.
Yup, they use electro-magnets to launch them, basically just a large scale low powered rail gun, if I remember correctly
I never connected that Holdo is the same actress from Jurassic Park so that "hand in a pile of shit" line killed me.
"Ben was named after Obi Wan. That guy neither Leia nor Han had a real relationship with"
Heh. About that, Jeremy...
Didn't Palpetine literally scream what he wanted? "UNLIMITED POWA" like didn't Jeremy hear him scream that? Yet he's still asking what their purpose is...
14:59 you could use Kenobi as another reason why Leia choose to call her son Ben as well
Was made before the show
@@leoaguilar8684 and? Maybe they actually planned ahead for once.
@@leoaguilar8684 okay in my defense I made that comment before I saw the added Kenobi show go brrr addition to the video
@@user-to6fy9of9e considering Faloni and Kennedy’s constant attempts to undermine each other, I doubt it.
@@marctaco2624 you know they're working together right?
CinemaSins: sins SW for having the traditional opening crawl.
Also CinemaSins: sins Rogue One for *not* having the traditional crawl.
People tend to forget just how much trauma Luke and his family have been through throughout their life. His characterisation in TLJ is completely understandable. On that note, I liked Rey a lot better in TLJ because she was given some development and allowed to be her own character, rather than just a female version of Luke Skywalker.
In general, the sequel trilogy is a guilty pleasure for me, though I do think it would've worked better if it focused more on Kylo/Ben's redemption arc rather than Rey wanting to be a Jedi. I personally would've loved if she were more of a antiheroine.
Rey being a palpatine was to appease the star wars nerds who were pissed that she was no one so now we have Rey palpatine. Thank you so much nerds.
The delivery of "Jeremy has never seen Star Wars" was hilarious.
"Mass suicide worked for the Japanese in WWII"
Working would imply that Japan was winning. Sure they did a lot of damage but Japan still lost. That's my only nitpick for that video.
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
“Episode 3, Revenge of the Sins” got me.
11:46 doesn't matter if lightsabers can deflect blaster bolts, question is if you are quick enough to react to said bolts. For that you must have Jedi reflexes, as master Qui-Gon would say which Finn just doesn't have.
But the random trooper doesn't know that
That goat on the swing though....dying, my eyes won't stop crying. Soo good, thank you
Kylo being named Ben is even sweeter now that Obi-Wan is out.
Yeah, because Obi-Wan and Leia are super secret best friends forever, ya know.
I really don't want to be that guy, on these movies BUT... One of the fundamental force powers has always been to use the force to push something away from them. So I ask what would be the inverse of that power? To use the force to pull something or oneself to something, right? So why is it so unbelievable that in a life or death situation, whether actively thinking about it or not, a force user would use that same fundamental force power to pull themselves to safety? Just saying.
I mean force push simply seems to be adding kinetic motion to things, the reverse of force push, force pull drags not teleports things to them.
One can consider the way force acts at a difference to possibly be connected to teleportation, and the force is mysterious so discovering new powers are not that weird.
Actually, while they might be separate abilities, force heal can apply to the user too. Also, much like intelligence, force proficiency isn't linear, hence why Cal Kestis has an improved seer ability, but doesn't have good force jump, as seen by the Dovahkiin being able to fall further without shattering every bone in their body, and Cal Kestis not having force healing.
For the Luke scene at the end of the last jedi I do think it is badass I'm more mad that Luke pretty much died of forcing to hard and felt like a kind of lame way to kill Luke.
Yeah, it felt pretty weird, but it is true you can over exert yourself when using the force. Apparently Kylo foreshadowed it when he space-skyped Rey, saying "No, you're not doing that. The effort will kill you."
im fine with it because sacrificing yourself by projecting yourself across the galaxy to win a fight and save lives without actually participating in violence is the most jedi thing ever. jedi are peacekeepers, not soldiers. sure it'd be cool to have him there, but what difference would that make besides "haha lightsaber go brr xd"
To me it feels right
He goes out saving the people he loves and trying to make right of his mistakes
It’s very much a luke thing to do
By making him the most powerful living Jedi in 9 movies?
I don't know, seems pretty Luke Skywalker to me.
Space ships in the Star Wars universe have artificial gravity and inertial dampening. All it would take for the "bombers" to drop their bombs the way they did, would be regular gravity plates around the bomb bay doors, to get the bombs moving in the desired direction. We already know this is happening by the way the pilot falls, and the way the remote control falls.
Anything that fell out of those bomb bay doors would continue to follow their trajectory unless they were acted upon by some external force. 😊
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This is genius, that said bombers in space working like that is a stretch, even by World War II in space of Star Wars.
Damn, I literally just finished the first two. This is perfect timing
Great video and yeah I would totally be down for a video of Rogue One and Solo for you sinning cinemasins.
I love how you somehow managed to resin CS for the opening text crawl each time without saying the exact same thing!
55:05 also, I'm not a big Star Wars EU/comics expert but the movies always gave me the sense that becoming a Force Ghost is something you have to learn to do, I mean, your body may disappear but for you to appear as Force Ghost it requires YEARS of training and learning, and as for Anakin learning it out of knowhere in ROTJ, he is the fucking choosen one
The series basically establishes three categories of Force users: 1. Your lesser Jedi types, 2. STRONG with the Force, like Palatine and Yoda, and 3. Skywalker Strong, which let's you break all sorts of rules about how long it's supposed to take to train, what powers you can use, etc. Skywalkers can even use powerful Force techniques unconsciously.
Rey is shown to be Skywalker Strong, but due to poor planning and inconsistency, they don't give a good explanation of exactly why she is.
@@suedenim not just the why she is, but also implementing it, Rey never does any impressive lightsaber moves throughout the series nor does she use the force to do anything, she just has other people bother her with the force and gets called strong, even in the first movie where Luke didn't have an idea how powerful he was he was already using it to win the day
when it comes to force ghosts, Obi-Wan was ready to die, and was wise and trained well. That's why he could appear in Episode 5 after being dead for only a short year or few.
Anakin is literally the strongest natural born force user, due to his midichlorian count. Which is why after accepting his fate on the Death Star and returning to the light side, he could ghost.
Luke was ready when he died, and was one of the strongest trained Jedi, he is the guy who searched for Grogu and trained him until Din Djarin took him back.Having a padawan shows that you are good enough with the Force to train another.
Hell, Anakin, despite being denied Jedi Master, had a padawan in Ahsoka.
@@woobgamer5210 you don’t have to be a master to have a padawan you just have to have completed the trials and obtained the title of Jedi Knight. Qui-Gon was the first Jedi to learn to become a Force Ghost and he taught it to Yoda and Kenobi.
Love the content... I just want to point out that ants do recognize other members of their colony by way of smell... same with invading species... if an ant from another colony (even if it's the same species) wanders into the wrong colony, they are likely to not make it out alive
Imagine thinking Rey saying "Rey Skywalker" at the end of the movie was great. Literally every other answer would be better: her saying Rey Palpatine because she isn't afraid of who she is anymore would have been better, her saying "just Rey" as she did earlier in the film but this time with more confidence because she decided it doesn't matter where she came from would have been better, her straight up killing that old woman for being an annoying busy body would have been a thousand times better...
Dude……. NO!!!!!!
Who the FUCK would keep that name???
Rey Skywalker is who she is now and how she will be known in future stories
I didn't mind her saying her name was Skywalker. She *chose* the name she wants to be known by like many people do irl.
@@MediaLoverChris02 Agreed. "I'm Rey Palpatine," *Everyone who just heard screams and runs because clearly/likely connected to the former Emperor.* Skywalker makes some sense, since she was close to Luke and Leia and the name is connected to what she stands for. I mean, sure, she could have picked any other name, but there is logic you can follow or even infer from it.
@@pelicanofpunishment6 That would be like if Adolf Hitler's relatives kept the Hitler name after World War II.
@@gamestation2690 no, it wouldn't, because firstly Hitler had no imminent relatives left to get renamed, and next, the galaxy is a giant place, the name Palpatine isn't common, but with as many people are in that galaxy you'd have thousands of people with that name as a very lowball estimate, literally just on courscant with trillions of humans alone, there should be a few hundred Palpatines, most people don't change there family name for any reason
Glad that Birdman mentioned the show Kenobi when talking about why Han named his son Ben
Unless I'm mistaken he did that video WAY before Kenobi came out
Like more than 2 years ago
@@187btokes He did, he added the little snippet in this video though
I can appreciate these movies, they aren't up to standard with the rest of them but I still enjoy them. Idk if it hurts or helps that I've read the star wars books.
21:22 It was also important in Phantom Menace, as it was one of the reasons they needed to go to Tatooine, to refuel and repair.
Really happy you appreciated the GameStop joke.
25:30 i would totally watch a 1hr long birdman special commentary on the stupidity of goats! :D
Make it a series
It is the end of the Skywalker bloodline but the continuation of a legacy
Sentence: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I found your videos and my depression has gone down I started watching you a year ago and I found you funny and I started watching on the harry Potter movies
What does it say about me that I have yet to watch any of these movies, and this will be the most exposure to them I’ll experience?
It means you like his content.
@@dangerheart2578 Yeah, but I’m not asking in terms of being a Th3Birdman fan; I’m asking in terms of being a Star Wars fan. I’ve seen the first 6 movies, and none of these.
That you are one of the lucky ones. Ignorance of the sequels is bliss.
@@usracer3 -🤓
@@usracer3 That bad, huh? Thanks.
When Jer-Bear refers to "The Raid II" I'm assuming he's misunderstanding that "The Raid: Redemption" is not a sequel considering there's a subtitle, which are typically only given to sequels. "The Raid: Redemption" is only called that in the west because there's already a film called "The Raid", it would be a copyright conflict to not change the title slightly.
"Hitler parallel" There are literally called 'Stormtroopers'.
Luke throwing the lightsaber also makes sense because of the fact he believes the Jedi shouldn’t exist. Of course he’s throw away a lightsaber being in a extremist mood.
My favorite part of this video is when the Jeremy said "It's Sinnin Time!" and then sinned all over the bad guys.
Jeremy just never thought that space craft are machines and need fuel to do things??? This is pure negligence
You know your star wars.
I absolutely hate cinema sins. I watched their star wars ones years ago and they got so much wrong I felt depressed watching it. Your videos give me a ton of satisfaction and your lore corrections to their lore mistakes are always correct, or at least enough that I can't dispute anything. Makes me very happy
If you like Harry Potter, watch that series 'cause it's SUPER funny.
Jeremy might have actually had a point of instead of boba he said Rex or appo or literally any member of torrent company around the end of the clone wars
Also boba wasn’t a mandalorian on canon jango was a foundling but boba rejected that and instead wanted to live as a fett to honour his farther
Correct. Most people miss this. His armor is definitely mandalorian and jango was mandalorian in both legends and canon but boba isn’t. You can argue he is because he’s a clone of jango who is but I’d say not really.
@@BrickedUpp he is genetically a mandalorian but has never been officially trained as a mandalorian.
@@deathgod1142 Mandalorians have no "Mandalorian genetics". Unless you mean the Taung, who started them. Mandalorians don't care for species or origin, so long as you accept their ways when you want to become one.
Not genetically as in he doesn’t have any native mandelorian ancestry his dad was just part of the culture
That’s like calling me genetically Christian despite being an atheist
I watched cinema sins videos on the Star Wars trilogy’s, and at some parts, I laughed because he is funny, then I find this channel and I laugh way harder. Bravo dude. Great job
I just finished watching the first two videoes yesterday. I was wondering if you made a part and here it is. Really good timing for me.
Happy to see you doing good shesh three 1 hour videos you killing it bro
wow, thats 3 super long videos in such a short time^^ love you for it :D good work, really had a blast with the last 2, now enjoying this one.
The opening music for Episode IX was dope!!!
14:50 when you said that I swear I didn't even notice it until I looked over again! Thats hilarious!
Imagine being so bad at complaining that you inspire another channel to make a 56 minute long video detailing your sins of sins this was funny and informative
That OP roll on Ep IX was awesome!
You should do one on their The Clone Wars animated movie so you could do the compilation with Rogue One and Solo.
Sinning the sin of the sin. In a new hope Leah also asked for obi wan via R2 and huge soiled for the obi show. The reason for this is because we find out that she was rescued from a kidnapping meaning she also has a major connection to him
3 hours of content in 4 days on my favorite franchise! Birdman doing Birdman things!
"People are never happy."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Out of all jokes
The “pew pew” killed me
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Another sin Jeremy called Kylo a sith
Please do Solo and Rogue One. I've laughed so hard this whole week thanks to the prequals, OT and the new trilogy that my sides have literally left the solar system.
I love the fact you roasted BOTH the sequel trilogy and Cinemasins at the same time.
I think it’s funny that Jeremy hates C3PO so much in TROS even tho most people (even those who hate the movie like myself) agree he was the best he’s been in a really long time
This channel is fantastic. Thanks for your hard work 💜
I figured Luke never took Vader's armor, that was something Vader's followers fished from the ruins
14:56 jeremy’s line r e a l l y didn’t age well damn😭
40:49 did Jeremy just call the second most famous character in all of Star Wars "Buba Fett"? I know it wasn't a slip of the tounge because he's done it multiple times. That level of not caring is honestly disrespectful.
I love the "I'm an idiot, therefore this movie is bad" energy.
"2+2=4? That makes no sense! I'm funny somehow!"
18:42 proof cinemasins watches your videos
I commend your willingness to try and save these films from Jeremy. I would’ve gone outta my way to back him up on that and more
Only ones left to cover are the spin-off films (Solo and Rogue One)
Oh my gosh! You're lightning fast with these trilogy videos! I'm assuming you recorded all of these videos back-to-back?
@Alex André that makes a lot more sense. Regardless, I'm a still impressed by his content.
Excellent timing.
Now we just need a three hour long EWW The Skywalker Saga…
I’ve actually had a few questions regarding the very first words of this saga “a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away”
1. What if it’s actually very far in the future for us, but very far in the past for the person speaking?
2. It sounds a lot like “once upon a time, in a land far away.” which makes me wonder if this all happened in the universe or if this is just a story being told Prince’s Bride-esque
3. If this is real in universe, who is saying it happened a long time ago? Wouldn’t there eventually be a moment where it’s like “right now, in a galaxy far, far away”?
I'm just assuming it was meant to be literal. From our perspective in 1977, in the milky way galaxy, these events happened in a distant galaxy millions to billions of years ago.
It could be more artsy than that but that's what I always assumed.
Given how Disney has made TV spinoffs for every single character by this point I wouldn't be surprised if we got a Text Crawl spinoff where they reveal the whole story was being told from far further in the future like that lol
1. "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" is just that.. the whole saga takes place far away from our galaxy, far into the past.
2. It does happen in our universe. The universe is a huge place with millions of galaxies and trillions of planets. And the distance is so vast that if you were to send a telescope so far into space and looked at earth, you'd be seeing the Earth from millions of years ago..I remember reading that so I could be wrong.
3. No one is really _saying_ it happened, it's _telling_ us for the sake of establishing.
And I don't know if the whole "right now in a galaxy far, far away" would work because of the distance and time. For example.. the debris from the destruction of Alderaan could have traveled through space for so long that it eventually became the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
@@Xpwnxage you are correct. It happened in our universe, in a far away galaxy, millions to billions of years ago.
@@habitsrabbit the ET aliens in Episode I make that connection as they would eventually land on Earth and one would be stranded here for a brief time.
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I think they're trying to make fun of the odd capitalization in the movie itself
25:11 whose to say big ships don’t use different fuel, my car, a semi truck, and a plane all use very different fuel that you cannot just swap around
1:30 Had me keeling over, that was way funnier than it should have been
at 19:00 when talking about the bombs. It could very easily be possible that they is a mechanism that pushed the bombs out of the ship, they'd carry that momentum in space and so hit the enemy ship.
I find it more likely that, just like on every other ship, and the fact that you literally see the rebel lying in the bay fall not 5 seconds before, that the bay is under the effects of an artificial gravity generator. So they *are* under the effect of gravity while inside the bay, and then when they pass through the doors inertia/momentum keep them moving in a straight line towards the ship below.
Last week I went to a 24 hour marathon showing all 9 of these movies back to back. Watching your videos on them after seeing them so recently really puts into perspective how nitpicky his criticisms are.