MY HEADCANNON IS THAT THEY WERE LOYALIST WORLDEATERS THAT WERE LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE DUE TO ANGRON'S BACKSTAB AFTER ALL THE SHIT THEY WENT THROUGH TO PANDER TO HIS ANGER!
I buy it. The nails went so hard they were too angry, all the time to think about aaaanything else. Primarch falls to chaos? Who gives a shot. We get to kill things just fine the way we are now!
I vaguely recall a story of Kharne almost swaying a number of them until one pointed out that the Betrayer was carrying a pistol. The Angry Marines, hating most forms of ranged weaponry, started screaming incoherently as a result.
To suggest that they need to use a tool to reach such a transcendent level of anger that a chaos god would tell them to calm down and think rationally would probably be a good way to power a starship.
My favorite thing about the Angry Marines is the names of their ships. “MAXIMUM FUCK”, “I DONT FUCKING CARE!”, and “YOU NAME THE DAMN THING!” being some of my favorites.
Someone at my local game store actually has an Angry Marine army, and it looks so funny. The bright yellow with the bright red armor running the Blood Angels detachment for extra angry actually in person is absolutely amazing
Angry marines see protecting civilians as part of the job. They don't like it most of the time and they'll complain about it, a lot , but the Emperor's will be done. In all the stories ive ever heard or read the only time they hurt a " civvie " was a governer who was being a coward and abandoned his duty. They gave him a wedgie and threw him off the top of a hive city.
Fun fact about "Your Arse Here" being on that Angry Matine leg: If you ever find the old StarCraft BattleChest, Metzen had a StarCraft Marine with "Your Ass Here" in much the dame way, as well as "Pascifist" on a gauntlet.
@@clanmclaren6647 Same, the shift is really apparent in Samwise's artwork. I was chewing on this today and it seems that it's very difficult for an artist who has matured into needing stability to produce a masterpiece.
These guys had some of the most hilarious short stories I ever read, even if those were a bunch of cyclical references with a predictable outcome they were just so charming. I remember one about a sergeant taking half the battle to climb a spire just to drop into an ork warboss with a power chair, it's so beautifully stupid.
The Reasonable Marines/Knights Inductor were another interesting one, and had some cool stories surrounding them, though they could feel like a 'fix fic' faction using common sense in a setting where that is often sorely lacking.
oh Fuklaw how I miss ye. Crashing 2 Battle Barges into a Great Unclean One "The Litany of Litanies Litany" was the inspiration for my Xbox Live name oh my god I feel old.
Meme chapters like this one really keep the funny alive throughout the hobby. Also I would like to submit my twenty-third request for a Red Scorpions video. with love, cool dude
The Angry Marines are a special kind of stupid, one that belongs in that time in the early 2000s along with Nu-Metal. Nostalgic, over the top, good in the right doses...and regularly embarrassing reminder that I'm a much better writer now and very glad I burned all my teenage fanfiction.
Y’know I remember this one time a bunch of tyranids tired to incorporate angry marines biodate they end up becoming so angry that they seververd their connection to the hive mind and ended up dead from excessive rage and give the hive mind a headache for a week
Absolutely love the Angery marines. Khorne took one look at them and went "Fuck no. Too angry.". They're basically the Orks turned up to 15 in Marine form.
To be fair to their irregular ranking structure, it's highly unlikely they'll ever even listen to each other anyway. They tend to just dogpile things. See a bunch of your brothers running towards a thing? Cool that's what you're angry at right now. Until it inevitably dies within 30 seconds, then if nobody else is running at anything, then either there are no heretics in the immediate vicinity or you need to immediately go run screaming at the next target.
The Warhammer deviant art days from like I don’t really remember like 2005-2012 were wild, I agree the humor doesn’t land with me anymore but I think that’s probably for the best it kind of shows that “you can’t travel the same river twice” thing. We have changed but we can appreciate who we used to be.
Basically the World Eaters if they were loyal and studied a dictionary full of profanities and every way they could use them. Easily one of my favorite fan chapters of them all.
Why is the girl in the 0:41 a "minuscule parasite"? I didn't get it. Is there some 40k inside joke about the artist of the art or the character in question?
Ah, the old days, when I first discovered 40k. Wasting my life on /tg/, discussing the transition from 4th to 5th, the dark days of The Destroyer. There was a lot of anger around back then, for... reasons...
You have to remember that warhammer 40k is strictly written from the perspective of unreliable or biased narrators. Everyone in the setting is possibly always bending the truth or outright lying. Part of the fun of 40k for me is that every case of fan fiction, head canon, and interpretation of the lore is 100% true while at the same time being completely false.
I think one of the best proposals i ever heard why they are so angry was: They are angry at all the injustices commited in the 40k universe. Including whatever Matt Ward did to it.
They have a legendary Captain called the Machorine Randy Savage that approves the use of chairs in combat. Tables and ladders too. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Angry Marines drew me into this and by the Emprah, they still do. Pretty Marines as well. I STILL think 1D6Chan is THE page to go to read up lore for... Anything 40k, really, i still do to this day. Please, do us the honor and gve us a 40 min. + Video about thos yellow fruckers, a Vid that would put Luetin09 to shame.
Their primarch upseticus maximus is so angry he comes back to life when he dies, but sadly he is also so angry his rage filled heart literally explodes directly after coming back in a never ending cycle. his armor is made of the purest itchy argyle. there is a reason both him and his brother, wordiest playiest the punniest of primarchs, where purged from the records. the psychic backlash from his rage about being born scattered his brothers and is what actually created khorn, just as his brothers first words where such a masterfully crafted dad joke that it is what created tzeentch. rather like the bathroom habits of the orks is what created nurgle and we won't get into the naughty naughty things the eldar did to create she who must be obeyed.
Angry marines just seem like one of the relics of the 40K internet community. Iconic in the old sort of way that philosoraptor or trollface are iconic.
"-FRERE IRATIO ! " "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ?!?" "-APPELLEZ LE MAITRE DE CHAPITRE CHUCK MORRIS, Y A ENCORE UNE LOPETTE DE UA-camUR ENTRAIN DE NOUS BAVER DANS LES LIMACES !!! CA M'ENEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE !!!!" "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!" "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!"
MY HEADCANNON IS THAT THEY WERE LOYALIST WORLDEATERS THAT WERE LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE DUE TO ANGRON'S BACKSTAB AFTER ALL THE SHIT THEY WENT THROUGH TO PANDER TO HIS ANGER!
I buy it. The nails went so hard they were too angry, all the time to think about aaaanything else. Primarch falls to chaos? Who gives a shot. We get to kill things just fine the way we are now!
I vaguely recall a story of Kharne almost swaying a number of them until one pointed out that the Betrayer was carrying a pistol. The Angry Marines, hating most forms of ranged weaponry, started screaming incoherently as a result.
Isstvan 3 help any?
To suggest that they need to use a tool to reach such a transcendent level of anger that a chaos god would tell them to calm down and think rationally would probably be a good way to power a starship.
@@MoonLitChildIt helps the Angry Ron didnt have the Primarch Aura then, even before he got the daemon buff
I fell in love with their concept when I learned one of their battle cries was "I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!"
My favorite thing about the Angry Marines is the names of their ships. “MAXIMUM FUCK”, “I DONT FUCKING CARE!”, and “YOU NAME THE DAMN THING!” being some of my favorites.
And the Litany of Litany's Litany
@@611fk Can't forget Necrogoth Fuckshit.
Like if The Culture Minds were full of rage when they chose their ship names...
Oh god the reminder of the meme of "Kharn is a pretty swell guy"
Augh this makes me feel old
More like Pretty SWOLE!
Hell of a guy, that Kharn.
SPORADICALLY?? RAGGGHHH
Too generous?
the crossover no one was expecting
Ayyy, big fan
Hey, it's the creepy porn guy who's abnormally intelligent. What up?
PLAUGE???
Someone at my local game store actually has an Angry Marine army, and it looks so funny. The bright yellow with the bright red armor running the Blood Angels detachment for extra angry actually in person is absolutely amazing
Marines Malevolent: 💩
Angry Marines: 😊
Angry marines see protecting civilians as part of the job. They don't like it most of the time and they'll complain about it, a lot , but the Emperor's will be done.
In all the stories ive ever heard or read the only time they hurt a " civvie " was a governer who was being a coward and abandoned his duty. They gave him a wedgie and threw him off the top of a hive city.
Ragin' Johnny Fuklaw... There's a name that will never fail to put a wistful smile on my old-ass face.
POWER STEEL CHAIR SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME
GOOD NEWS! IT IS!
He left out their best weapon, the Power Pipe Wrench.
Fun fact about "Your Arse Here" being on that Angry Matine leg:
If you ever find the old StarCraft BattleChest, Metzen had a StarCraft Marine with "Your Ass Here" in much the dame way, as well as "Pascifist" on a gauntlet.
The original starcraft lore and art is such a tone shift from what was in 2.
@@Captain1nsaneo I miss the old starcraft style and aesthetic. Starcraft 2 looks more clean and generic.
@@clanmclaren6647 Same, the shift is really apparent in Samwise's artwork.
I was chewing on this today and it seems that it's very difficult for an artist who has matured into needing stability to produce a masterpiece.
Even the difference between WoL and the final form of the game is so vast.
These guys had some of the most hilarious short stories I ever read, even if those were a bunch of cyclical references with a predictable outcome they were just so charming.
I remember one about a sergeant taking half the battle to climb a spire just to drop into an ork warboss with a power chair, it's so beautifully stupid.
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!! ALL THE TIIIIIME!!!!
Because of this, I shall be upgrading to Arthur Lord next week.
It's worth it!
I would like to learn about some of the other "meme" factions also. These guys are kind of amazing and I think I might print some angry lads someday.
Well, one of the Chapters is called the Pretty Marines, and it's an entire chapter of anime cute guys you'd see in a shoujo manga.
@@DetectiveLance With a 'wretched and the damned' vibe following of fangirls.
Also from 4chan, also frequent target of the Angry Marines.
The Reasonable Marines/Knights Inductor were another interesting one, and had some cool stories surrounding them, though they could feel like a 'fix fic' faction using common sense in a setting where that is often sorely lacking.
The coughing made my sides leave orbit.
oh Fuklaw how I miss ye. Crashing 2 Battle Barges into a Great Unclean One "The Litany of Litanies Litany" was the inspiration for my Xbox Live name oh my god I feel old.
Meme chapters like this one really keep the funny alive throughout the hobby.
Also I would like to submit my twenty-third request for a Red Scorpions video.
with love,
cool dude
The Angry Marines are a special kind of stupid, one that belongs in that time in the early 2000s along with Nu-Metal. Nostalgic, over the top, good in the right doses...and regularly embarrassing reminder that I'm a much better writer now and very glad I burned all my teenage fanfiction.
SAME!
I found all mine when I moved. Immediately threw it all out, my wife wasn’t to pleased cause she wanted to read it😂
@@MrTubbaCup There is some cringe that is better GONE, you have spared your wife...probably many chances to laugh at your expense.
@DetectiveLance I have a few old horribly kit bashed models😅 So, unfortunately, she's learned some of it
Nu Metal is great.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
MY SECOND FAVORITE CHAPTER!!
ALWAYS ANGRY!
@@DetectiveLance ALL THE TIME!
MUCH ANGER! SUCH RAGE!
HELL YEAH!
If these guys are your second favorite, who’re your first?
Here's hoping Mr. Bones covers the Reasonable Marines too
That one picture of the marines armed with giant monkey wrenches just slays me. I need more of this.
My favorite angry marine battle barge has to be: "you fuckin name it"
WE. WANT. LONGFORM. AAAANGRRRRYYYYYYY
The effort of the scream makes the video worth it. Thanks for the sacrifice of your lungs.
Y’know I remember this one time a bunch of tyranids tired to incorporate angry marines biodate they end up becoming so angry that they seververd their connection to the hive mind and ended up dead from excessive rage and give the hive mind a headache for a week
Hate is the Emperor's greatest gift to humanity
Just wait until I unveil my Homebrew Chapter...The Procrastinators!...Just wait...
glad you talked about the Angry Marines. they are so funny.
Ok, that was absolutely THE BEST F***ING WAY TO START A F***ING VIDEO ABOUT THE MOTHERF***ING ANGRY MARINES I'VE EVER D***ED SEEN😂
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-One Swell Guy
Angry Marines are FUCKING AWSOME...the things they accomplish all while not giving a damn are LEGENDARY
"We want loyalist World Eaters!"
"We have loyalist World Eaters at home!"
The loyalist world eaters at home:
GOD I AM SO MAD WATCHING THIS
(great video sir!)
ANGRY! All THE TIME! 🤬🤬🤬 😆 🤣
Absolutely love the Angery marines. Khorne took one look at them and went "Fuck no. Too angry.". They're basically the Orks turned up to 15 in Marine form.
Yes long form vid.
Also, when you set the silver play button on fire, I require a Joker quote. Please.
Yeay Angry Marines. Im planning a whole Angry Marines Army with the help of some printed bits and bops. Shits gonna be stupid fucking fun
*"ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"*
To be fair to their irregular ranking structure, it's highly unlikely they'll ever even listen to each other anyway. They tend to just dogpile things. See a bunch of your brothers running towards a thing? Cool that's what you're angry at right now. Until it inevitably dies within 30 seconds, then if nobody else is running at anything, then either there are no heretics in the immediate vicinity or you need to immediately go run screaming at the next target.
Ah the angry marines. All my intrusive thoughts as a single chapter.
I think that is about the best way to describe them without having cancel culture come for you.
The Litany of Litany's Litany had be dying
i love that they have a game called "pin the t'au on the carnifex"
In the old tongue… MOAR!
THE PLANET CAN'T BURN IF THERE IS NO PLANET!
WHEN SKAVEN MAN THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I just want you to go over all of the crazy stupid equipment people came up with for the angry Marines
I want this era of 40k back so badly.
The Litany of Litany’s Litany is officially the best 40k ship name.
Everyone else can go home.
7:02 only in death does duty end
ALWAYS ANGRY.
ALL THE TIME!
Let's see my local gaming store has a single angry marine in the window always gets a smile out of me
That super best friend bit just stuck me deep, man.... why?
The Warhammer deviant art days from like I don’t really remember like 2005-2012 were wild, I agree the humor doesn’t land with me anymore but I think that’s probably for the best it kind of shows that “you can’t travel the same river twice” thing. We have changed but we can appreciate who we used to be.
A full deep dive would be pretty sweet
LET'S F@
1:33 Remember, you are a Canadian, being mad is toxic to you
Apparently
Hope you cover the rest of the OG meme chapters one day. Pretty Marines, Reasonable Marines, etc.
Basically the World Eaters if they were loyal and studied a dictionary full of profanities and every way they could use them. Easily one of my favorite fan chapters of them all.
World Eaters if they could read.
A full length breakdown on the Angry Astarties?
Arthur. ... I fear for your health. Blood pressure specifically. Go With God.
I was there, Gandalf, ~15 years ago....
I'd like to see you tackle more of these Meme Chapters
BROTHER, MY CONTEMPTOR CHASSIS HAS EXPERIENCED A CATASTROPHIC BREACH AND IS LEAKING MY CHOCCY MILK
NO WAIT BROTHER STOP FUCKING DRINKING IT
Certainly interested in more meme marine chapter videos!
Why is the girl in the 0:41 a "minuscule parasite"? I didn't get it.
Is there some 40k inside joke about the artist of the art or the character in question?
That's actually my editor lol
@@TheBoneZone40k I thought you were firing shots at someone NGL
@@TheBoneZone40kHahaha, nice
I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA THAT EVERYONE IS SCREAMING IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
Genuinely, you should do a long video about it, I think your brand of humor would fit really well for going over their lore.
THE EMBODIMENT OF THE EMPEROR'S WRATH
Ah, the old days, when I first discovered 40k. Wasting my life on /tg/, discussing the transition from 4th to 5th, the dark days of The Destroyer. There was a lot of anger around back then, for... reasons...
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Personally I'm a huge fan of the Reasonable Marines. Marines acting like an actual special forces unit appeals to me.
You have to remember that warhammer 40k is strictly written from the perspective of unreliable or biased narrators. Everyone in the setting is possibly always bending the truth or outright lying. Part of the fun of 40k for me is that every case of fan fiction, head canon, and interpretation of the lore is 100% true while at the same time being completely false.
My favorite ship in 40K belongs to the Angry Marines, the "IDK, You Fucking Name It!"
i have an angry marine dreadnough ripping a mlp in half, at my local hobby strore, hes been sitting there proudly for around 10 years.
I think one of the best proposals i ever heard why they are so angry was:
They are angry at all the injustices commited in the 40k universe. Including whatever Matt Ward did to it.
Angry Marines are maximum cringe and I love it. A guy at my local Games Workshop runs an Angry Marines army and he's a swell guy.
Relics of a better time for 40k and 40k's fanbase as a whole, when it was just fun in jokes of a still rather niche franchise.
HELL YEAH! ABSOLUTELY DO THE FULL VIDEO!!!! YEEEEEEEES
They have a legendary Captain called the Machorine Randy Savage that approves the use of chairs in combat. Tables and ladders too.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Perfect 🙌
They are literally the embodiment of "i don't want peace I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!!!"
Wow, another great chapter!1!! How about Blood Gorgons next??
SEMPER IRATUS! Long form vid, plz, I need an other take in the Anggy Bois.
Next make a vid on the encyclopedia page on dakka.
Angry Marines drew me into this and by the Emprah, they still do. Pretty Marines as well. I STILL think 1D6Chan is THE page to go to read up lore for... Anything 40k, really, i still do to this day. Please, do us the honor and gve us a 40 min. + Video about thos yellow fruckers, a Vid that would put Luetin09 to shame.
ALWAYS ANGRY 😡
ALL THE TIME
Angry Marines got me into the lore in 2016. Idk why or how. It just happened.
I remeber the angry marines lore page on 1d4chan that was peak stupidity and I loved it.
Angry marines would call the emperor "space king" because they're too angry to pronounce it.
Would love a longer video abut the topic!
Let’s go and get them a proper full lore video in your incredible style!!!
4chan had a hand in a surprising amount of fanlore that crept into secondary material, becasue tons of the TTRPG writers lurked on /tg/
Their primarch upseticus maximus is so angry he comes back to life when he dies, but sadly he is also so angry his rage filled heart literally explodes directly after coming back in a never ending cycle. his armor is made of the purest itchy argyle. there is a reason both him and his brother, wordiest playiest the punniest of primarchs, where purged from the records. the psychic backlash from his rage about being born scattered his brothers and is what actually created khorn, just as his brothers first words where such a masterfully crafted dad joke that it is what created tzeentch. rather like the bathroom habits of the orks is what created nurgle and we won't get into the naughty naughty things the eldar did to create she who must be obeyed.
THE LIKE BUTTON IS INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING MY JOY! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Bro...I miss SBFP so much, huge part of my life, glad to find more people who loved them too.
7:02
You know... You're not wrong 😂
It is usually death that comes before any of us get out of our plastic crack addictions
The number of content creators I enjoy who also watching TBFP continues to climb.
Do the Pretty Marines next please (Stringstorm made a song on them and it is really good, so I really want to know more of them)
Recommend not bringing up Stringstorm...they did some...things
Hell fuck no
long form Angry Marines video when?
Angry marines just seem like one of the relics of the 40K internet community. Iconic in the old sort of way that philosoraptor or trollface are iconic.
One of my favourite /tg/ chapters was Lazy Marines
Absolutely.Would love to see more of these chapters
"-FRERE IRATIO ! "
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ?!?"
"-APPELLEZ LE MAITRE DE CHAPITRE CHUCK MORRIS, Y A ENCORE UNE LOPETTE DE UA-camUR ENTRAIN DE NOUS BAVER DANS LES LIMACES !!! CA M'ENEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE !!!!"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!"
I will ask for a long form video on this chapter please. This kind of fan headcannon makes 40k fun.