THE BEST HOTEL ROOM IN MELBOURNE EVER!!!

My hotel room was epic till the fire...
Friday April 15
The Comic Lounge starts at 8:30pm
The Softbelly located at 367 Bourke St starts at 11:30pm
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[@LauraNicoleMiranda]

This was the first video I watched of you and I fell in love. Now, I'm on a mission to watch every single video you've made. You're hilarious!

[@vepromud]

I love the fact that he told us not to tell anyone about this, and he posted the video here. :) Pure genius, Danny, we love you.

[@falselashes1]

this is actually one of the best gradual reports ever

[@kaifaust]

The music adds a good effect. Makes the experience more pleasing to watch and listen. Prevents it from becoming dull after a couple minutes. Keep it up!

[@JamesDob94]

Aaaahahaha!!
Danny, iv loved your stuff for ages. You deserve to make it big and do gigs like The Intenational Comedy Festival etc :D

[@EgyptianKhedive]

One of my favourite gradual reports! XD

[@TheresaMarieSometimes]

Oh jeez I was freaking LMAO the entire time! Haha the "it's sticky" thing made me DIE laughing, as well as the "that's a fire!" thing XD Nice job, one of your funniest :)

[@Magnebi]

This made me laugh so much, I'm actually crying right now... I think just the whole ending with the tissue paper catching on fire, your face when it caught on fire was funny ^_^ Lolz!! Thanks for the laugh!

[@Karmakas999]

VERY funny video Danny, keep it up! The music is awesome. I liked the part where you found the drawer head the most! :D

[@marfabear]

the music is perfect!

[@cheesewhizza]

loved the ending!

[@OldFashionedGirl81]

I literally laughed through this ENTIRE video. hahaha amazing!

[@potsinfo]

That's why I love Danny, he tells it like it is.

[@ForceDelirium]

"gently onto the firee.. JESUS CHRIST! thatsa fire, thatsa fireee" hahahahaha

[@Tea4Darkness]

U always make me smile xD thank you.

[@123puta3]

This indeed is the best hotel room i've ever seen..!

[@xdancingxQTx]

I LOVE THE MUSIC!!!

[@laxpunky97]

"and gently onto the fire.....
JESUS CHRIST! thats a fire, thats a fire"
XD love you danny

[@xxNikkeh]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID I ONLY STUMBLE UPON YOU NOWWWW.
finally, someone exciting in melbourne.
and i missed it.
fml.

[@edwardluttrell]

Epic music!

[@n0lsk1]

oh i wish i had known about you two weeks ago i would've gone across the bloody road to see your show!

[@jalaylay1989]

Lol. That's a fire that's a fire. Love that part

[@andthesenights]

That's a lovely room...

[@XxBellaSparkxX]

I love ya Danny... You are one of my most favorite peoples!!! Anyways keep making vids and I'll give you a cookie!

[@neinbanananein]

love the house md music..

[@kaciisbored]

Lol, I like how you got the water first instead of Turing off the burner!

[@adri50q]

Awesome idea! do a viddy on the theories of number 23!

[@Roflmeat]

Soooo much light.

[@jtommo666]

love the music

[@chizy8i8]

btw: i like the music in the background...it makes the video even more epic :D

[@Buck0tooth]

This is the only video I can think of where I (living in melbourne) can watch someone not exactly dis it...but close...and find it funny and not get offended/defensive in anyway.
:D

[@AngeliqueGeorges]

This is actually a step UP from where I once stayed in Melbourne. Imagine an antiquated caravan park toilet block with a bed inside...

[@Yoshi53131]

I live in melbourne XD and the world knows how delightful this place is now!

[@MACIjbt]

I love the lamp that looks like it's been in a fight.. and lost xD
damn Danny :D

[@Hoglishva]

i love the song in the background goes to gather very where

[@juanjijon]

the song is awesome

[@qweenofthestars]

made my day

[@TheAce12570]

Epic background music.

[@dannyw257]

once again hilarious

[@Breelikes0wls]

sad moment when i live in melbourne and i' just seeing this now.
COME BACK DANNY!

[@54bapesta54]

i was crying at the end

[@FoaDskateboards]

He's wearing a shirt! Amazing!

[@rowinkelol]

A fire in the hotel room...yet you still managed to keep hold of the camera...
good job ;)

[@Gillygyal]

the end cracked me up! lool

[@JuicetinDude]

holy crap, its 11:30 now and im in melbourne for a holiday. burke st is literally a five minute walk from here!!

[@Iksbrown]

I love the music, you should put it in every video from now on.

[@HorsesAndFreedom]

I really enjoy the music.

[@Weissiee]

Yep... Melbournes awesom

[@campbrdway]

love the music :)

[@applez943]

The music is epic, :)

[@AubreySchu]

"and it's sticky.. goddamn why did i touch it?" hahahahaha

[@nutfiles]

Goddamit Danny! Almost settin the place on fire! XD

[@Conish22]

Awesome! I wish I could be there for your show but I'm in the uk :( film it and post it please!!!!

[@fairydustcookies]

You are so crazy :) Man you gotta love this guy! :D

[@Lulani19Forever]

That looks like the greatest hotel room ever..

[@1010TheRocker]

Oooooooooooooh! That was the day before my birthday! Danny must have come to Australia to surprise me but ended up at the wrong end of the country :/

[@BentoBoxBeni]

you should make a video on what you do at stores. please?for a faithful little lemon drop?

[@ose007]

that stove with the paper thing was cool. I gotta go try that.
oh shi-

[@greenthing980]

*Sings* Gently onto the firrreee.
Thats a fire thats a fire

[@princesseIise]

I LIVE IN MELBOURNE!!! I LOVE YOU AHHHH!!

[@sinnis53]

Hey Danny I Think Thats A Fire!

[@mle011]

Hahah I laughed at everything you said...oh man...and I'm glad you don't judge people that use cheese graters, lol!

[@mrsRover88]

Jesus CHRIST! That's a fire, that's a fire...
I do that in hotel rooms all the time, you're right, there must be SOME fun in there.

[@Prototype98765]

'You got this lamp that looks like it's been in a fight......And lost
LOOOOOOOOL

[@C0DY1180]

That's a fire!

[@LiveInSydney]

How come u don't do this in Sydney??? I would so go!

[@Domofk]

nice fire!!!

[@sanaAKApinky]

loooool man do i love your guts dude!!!!!! and hahaha cause its a hotel room and damn it we must have some fun MOST AGREED!!!!

[@MyGreenCrystals]

@xdancingxQTx He's already done one for the eyebrows. It's to block the sweat from dripping in your eyes. And the eyelashes are to create a shadow so that the sun doesn't blind you as much! :) Hope this helps :)

[@djluuaa]

' Spatula,, And One Of these Guys, Every hotel Room should come with one of these- And its stiky ! ' ( at this point i spit my hot chocolate all over the computer... ) haha Your So Funny I Love you Damn it !!

[@HiloFarmersMarket]

"GEEESUS christ thats a fire, thats a fire"

[@hahakjfdd]

LMFAO i laughed so hard wen he said "theres little milk fuckers in here"

[@malarkian]

this is how all hotel reviews should be done

[@Cann26]

YOUR IN MELBOURNE???? YAAAY :)

[@RevTek]

sorry danny i missed your show in melbourne last night =[

[@BRiT297]

At the end of the video when he said "Jesus CHRIST" I laughed my fucking ass off. Got tears rolling down my cheeks :'D

[@Alkosept]

I had a similar situation in that creepy hostel in Budapest. The bed sheets were full of hair, so I removed them and slept on bare mattress with my clothes on, because the blankets seemed dirty too. I used my shirt to cover the pillow. There was a TV with some nice static available, a giant horizontal mirror above the bath (there probably was a camera behind it for voyeurism) and in order to enter my room, I first had to enter the bathroom, and then the room through a giant cupboard. Surreal.

[@Young1Bloodz]

23... legend.

[@ThePopcornia]

That awkward moment of panic when you only got one hand to hold a glas and turn a tap on and your brain stop working for some reason XD Awesome vid! I know all to much about shitty hotelrooms XD

[@VOL7AGE55]

You should do a video on how not NOT! To argue with parents! (rents) btw .. Was your other video '5 facts that don't lie' based from from my previous comment? XD

[@StripeCommander]

Dannyyy first of all this hotel is amazing and whoever died in room 23 was a very lucky person to have had his or her last moments in such high class surroundings;)
second of all could you pleeaaseee do a show on Self Defence??
LUUURRVE YOUU

[@TracySushi]

OMG YOUR FINALLY WEARING A SHIRT O;

[@MegzNoelzProductionz]

HAHAHHA!!!!! that's a fire...thats a fire...

[@Babyoils]

LMAO - thanks for making my day! xo

[@nekkedzombeh]

Welcome to Australia!
Cheaping out sine 1901

[@ashleysusie24]

Last hotel I was in had an ironing board in the closet but no iron

[@IIXRATEDIIHiTMAN]

love you danny

[@Paper88Moon]

Lololol I laughed sooooooooo hard when it caught on fire. Also.... Is there a shit in the toilet!?

COME TO SYDNEY!!

[@ernniie]

Are you ever going to Melbourne again? If you are, make sure to let us know! I'd love to see your show :)

[@chiyerano]

@HelLKaiseRr No, his parents were from the place that was formerly known as Yugoslavia.

[@6al0o0l]

Are u in Melbourne it's the best hope to see u mate.

[@akarene]

i heart you! much much much! if you are ever in the states come over for dinner...

[@fitzgibbon01]

I'm in Melbourne this time next week. Come meet me Danny

[@flexiyogi]

lol!!! Are u in melby for the comedy festival? performing?

[@RosannaVilardi]

COME TO PERTH :(

[@trishadharlow]

I fucking love you man you make my day every time you make a video

[@TrueFever]

LMAO love the fire

[@MRduckling100]

When u commin to Brisbane ? Or Gold Coast at least.

[@TrumpetGuy6]

ooohhhh, so you're in melbourne
*writes that down in stalkers diary*