It Takes Two Ep. 1
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- It's like Toy Story except way more brutal
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i love how 90% of the banter is basically
Kara: *says literally anything*
Jordan: "THIS IS WHY WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"
Yee they do be bickering like a dysfunctional couple, and not only in this game :D
Omg
@@mihan2d tea
True
My family was sitting eating at the table (my mom and my sister) plus my girlfriend, my girlfriend scratched the plate with a fork really hard so it caused a really bad screech sound and then I just turned to her and said "I want a divorce". That's one of my funniest moments that I planned
I appreciate that, as the in game couple overcomes their problems, Cap and Kara are still able to come up with their own.
Jordan: *Doesn't actually look around his environment.* "Whelp, nothing I can do here."
Kara has the patience of a saint in those moments, I swear.
So true 😄😄😄
fr 😂
I swear they get worse at communication each game they play
Kara hammering Jordan into the ground is the single best way to explain their relationship
Considering that these 2 always argue like an old married couple, this is oddly fitting
I really enjoy when Jordan and Kara have to cooperate.
Seconded, their dynamic is hilarious in these kinds of games
Well ... there should be invitations to event soon. :D
Cow return pig
: because they don't
I just ruined another mans comment by putting the likes to 334 and now I fixed this one by putting the likes to 333
I love that the characters fits with Kara and Jordan, it makes this game better
Except Jordan is definitely not a nature boi
I do think that adds to the content that their personalities line up, because the banter between the characters in game is very similar to what Cara and Jordan are actually saying which is kind of funny
"Did she just friendzone her parents?" Is such a good Jardon quote.
Yes yes it is
It is, yes yes
Yes it is yes
Better yet "where's the divorce button?!?"
Well, in a small way they need to become friends again to even care about trying. Almost every relationship starts at that.
I love how in the description he has Kara labeled as divorcee
wait thats so funny thank you for pointing that out
Ha
I was just about to comment that lmao
Can I ask why Kara is called the divorcee? I don't watch Jordan's streams so I have no context as to what's happening.
@@jjpark98 it’s because in the game her character is getting a divorce from his
In the first cut scene the father literally addressed the elephant in the room of her stuffed toy while addressing the metaphorical elephant of the divorce 🤯
wow🤯
*book guy shows up*
Jordan: "You bang him ill nail him"
Kara: ...
Top clips to take out of conteeeeext
alternate title : Jordan and Kara acting like a married couple for two hours straight
*acting* lol
Honestly ship them
@@EPICGRIMREAPER same
An ex-married couple
@@superfire6463 *Almost Ex married couple
'This is why we're getting a divorce honey'
'I'm not your honey, sweetie'
'I'm not your sweetie, baby'
'I'm not your baby, dear'
I'm not your sugar, muffin
I'm not your muffin, darling
I’m not your darling, boo
I'm not your boo, cupcake
I'm not your cupcake, chocolate
I just realized that Kara got the flamethrower because she's made of wood. She'd die if she got hit with it. Clay isn't as flammable.
You can kill each other almost every step you "work together"
Alternative title: Kara and Jardoon attempt love counseling in game form
Gśfg
Jordan: **is a talking wooden doll**
Jordan: "These squirrels can animate? This game is highly unrealistic."
That´s clay dUh
Alternate title: Jordan and Kara try to restore their love for each other
The shippers are having a field day rn lol
Aren't they related?
@@doggydog490 lmao idk
@@doggydog490 no???
@@doggydog490 think they’re cousins
alternate title : divorced couple tries to restore their relationship
Or: Divorcing Couple slowly become monsters as they struggle to prove they need to have one
@@Dusxio ngl thats a better title
2:07:00 what a missed opportunity... Pirates of the Cari-BEE-an
Edit - ahh he got it eventually
I love how Jordan and Kara's banter fits in perfectly with their character's dialogue.
I love how we all knew Kara was in the video before we clicked
I mean, it was basically 95% Kara, maybe 5% Xeen, right? lol
@@JHawkLR figured it was one or the other. Or Rifkin, Crumb, or a combo (had no idea what the game was about beforehand)
Yep 100% haha
@@LiamLightwolf Crumb would be such an awkward playthrough XD
I personally hoped it would be crumb
I love Jordan's puns and word play so much
dad energy
within the first 10 minutes the subreddits have the material for next week, Jardoon ground pounding Kara just like all the shippers have wanted. you brought this on yourselves XD
Nice.
wtf düd
You also have Jardoon nailing Kara and Kara pounding Jardoon.
Not only was there ground pounding, there was also nailing and smashing
12:48 : Ah yes, the Jardoonian system of measuring weight.
I clicked this going “I swear if he’s not playing this with kara I’m going to riot” 😂
The dear captain seems to have a hard time reading button prompts...
I cant tell if Jordan and Kara are friends, frenemies, or rivals
all of the above
that's the best kind of friendship
Yes
Depending on the situation the answer to this question changes. And when I say depending on the situation I mean right now it could be option one in 5 minutes could be option too and then in another 5 minutes could be option three or back to one, it really does vary just that quickly
69 likes yessir
That book is so damn creepy looking lol
Well rip the shippers are gonna be so happy about this lol
I just finishing playing this game with a friend and let me tell y’all this game is great, definitely watch the whole playthrough. Really well done and has absolutely stunning reviews on all platforms. Cap and Kara make all of the jumps look easy, unfortunately I can’t relate aha.
The pain of cutie's death still haunts me.
I love these co-op games with Kara. The banter is great and the team work and messing around "accidentally" killing each other than making progress is hilarious lol
These two specifically have a great dynamic because they are not trying to be competitive to make it more interesting for the viewer, these two are just very competitive with each other, and neither can successfully assert dominance over the other so it's just an eternal struggle that ends up with a lot of very interesting content as they basically fight whilst simultaneously having a great time.
Kara's little chuckles at Jordan are the cutest
simp
Kara beating Jordan with a hammer was the funniest thing.
I love when kara and jordan play together ♥️♥️♥️ plz moreee
the divorced couple energy between you two is perfect, i love the banter. this was a great fit for the game & very entertaining to watch
I watched this on twitch last night. So much fun to see you and Kara playing this together!
I'm barely restraining the 12y.o. in me from making a whole bunch of inappropriate innuendos 🤣
It’s ok they’re making them for us 😂
Yeah the whole series had me going 'that's what she said' every time I heard some innuendo whether Jardon, Kara, or an in game character made one.
The nail is like yondus arrow from guardians of the galaxy
Here's an interesting fact: Cody and Dr. Hakim (the book) are voiced by the same actor!
I really appreciate how Jardon interacting with any grill is literally the anti-simp. It makes my viewing experience so much more enjoyable.
(also crumb is not grill crumb is baby)
Especially with Kara because they effectively behave like a divorced couple would.
1:53:11 did Jardoon just make a history joke?!
To be fair that is the most common history joke that you could ever hear, so it caught me a little off guard but then again it doesn't exactly surprise me given how many times that joke has been redone in various forms.
Jardon is Yondu from Gardians Of The Galaxy with that whistle Nail. Hahaha 🤣
2:26 I think the reason we speak in third person to children is because younger kids have an egocentrical view of the world, it is later in the development when kids start to accept that everyone experiences the world just like they do themselves. So the reason we talk in third person is to fulfil the child's expectations letting the child understand what we say easier.
But this is how you make a language gap
I love how Kara said “ Stop... Collaborate and listen, and before this I watched “ Ice Ice Baby” By Vanilla Ice
“How is a head of a talking hammer float on the back of a magical wooden doll posset by the woman that yells at a talking book?” HMMM
They are pretty good at this game. Already watching a different let's play, but they've been really good and fast at the puzzles, platforming, and fights. I think there's maybe one thing from this stream that annoyed me, but it was only one part.
0:01 his ok sounds like a robot xD (like the male Siri one)
“I nail everything” “please don’t nail me”
Out of context 😂
The most interesting part of Kara and Jordan banter when it's just the two of them playing a game is that a lot of things out of context sound very wrong.
Maybe someone out there:
Kara: Please don't nail me
Me: 😅
If you know, you know
hehee
Every time the book shows up I get an ad for depression
jordan and kara are my favorite combo (although i’d love a way to get rifkin in on this, he’s hilarious)
34:30 Jardon not understanding an anime ref, understandable but sad.
I dreamt of this lol, just didn't know if Kara could talk him into it.
I think Jordan enjoys the puzzle games that he and Kara do, they both appear to have a lot of fun with it.
Jordan telling kara to use her noggin is amazing
jardon: "i nail everything"
kara: "please dont nail me"
me: *interanal screaming*
Got to love the (Looks at bandsaw running) "what happens if I do this?" (Walks into bandsaw and unalives himself)...Had me laughing for a full few minutes where I had to pause.
Been meaning to see gameplay of this.
i hope this game's msg is that divorce sometimes actually IS the right answer. some ppl just don't work well together and studies have shown 2 parents who hate each other staying together is actually WORSE for any kid(s) they have than a divorce
"Plantception!" A.k.a Symbiosis xD
Ok, they NEED to play A Way Out
They already have. They played it a few months ago
@@andrewshort4856 no they haven't. It not on any of his channels
@@andrewshort4856 it was 'We were Here' not 'A way out'
1:19:47 the look of pure sadness and sympathy in his eyes 😞🥺
The toilet paper jokes always make me laugh - in Mianite season 2 they had a whole bit because Tom thought the song was “it’s a hard butt life” instead of “it’s a hard knock life” and when they tweeted about it a toilet paper company replied to them saying “use our toilet paper” and it went viral so they asked for a lifetime supply of toilet paper 😂 they would have won life in the pandemic if that actually went through
this lets play and "its better together" with nick are my favorite captain series
oh you all ready know this is going to be great
"So we have to torment her more and make her cry again?"
Oh, Jardon. You sweet boy. Just wait until the elephant. If Rose doesn't cry, you will.
did nobody notice the tree sap glows in the dark-
I've been waiting for this, Jardon
1:42:00 i shouldn't close my eyes here
I've been waiting weeks for him to play this
I love how the mortar wasp sounds like a dalek when it says, "Exterminate!"
This is awesome, I'm looking forward to seeing more of this series!
38:10 How has he NOT SEEN THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER?!?!?! I may be older than him, but dang dude, you've got to watch it!!
37:37 "What friends?" EXACTLY.
It's funny to see almost the exact same conversations to be had that me and my friend had at certain parts 😂
48:22 Priceless insightful moment. Jordan trying to nail Kara...
The least realistic part of this game is the fact that they are looking forward to getting divorced.
Yes, turning into dolls? Happens all the time xD
IN THE DESCRIPTION IT SAYS, "DIVORCEE," WHEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT KARA!!! X'DD
The good thing that hornets and wasps do is eat bad bugs that are often pests to us. They are very effective bugs killers.
Another one of these puzzle games! I'm so hyped
Jordan being unwilling to suspend disbelief and questioning the logic of everything got really obnoxious after a while tbh. I love him, I'm a fan, but jesus. When Kara said "You're asking too many questions," I was like YES!
This is there couples therapy confirmed
I just realized captain's and kara's characters are sitting in a tree.
D-I-V-O-R-C-ING
That vacuum compllains that they used him to vacuum, but then complains when they stopped using him. If you have a grudge just say so, it looks worse to flip-flop your reasoning.
He was more complaining that they used him to vacuum up stuff too big to be vacuumed, since that can break them
@@Rendolf45 and then the vacuum was promised he would be repaired and then wasn't.
"I am best airhump grinder of all time." ~ Jardon
"Its a circular saw" Someone who has nerver touched a power tool-
Its called a Hole saw dumb name .
Me and my brother struggled so hard on this game. Watching them just breeze through everything just shows how bad of a gamer I am lol!
That book reminds me of a quirky, "I don't follow the rules" Dr Phil
My favorite duo streamers are back with more amazing content
Dream/George who?
The wasps look like gummies when they cover them with sap lol
24:59 ask Michael Reeves...
26:02 A M O N G U S 💀
39:20 Super Smash Bros.
The catfish is like the reefbacks from subnautica
34:37
Kara: No game no life
Me: Pfffffft-
39:12 so Jordan nailing Kara i see.
Robot vacuum: is screaming in pain
UA-cam: have you tried Taco Bell?
48:38 is where im up to so im saving this for when im back
update: after 6 hours of school, im back! have a nice day
man as a 26 old adult Cody i guess i gotta go turn in all my license's and stuff. Im going to go be a kid again
Context, for those people who do not know the "No Game, No Life" thing. It is a popular ancient Kazakh dish adopted in Britain in the late 1600s and served as one of the favourite dishes of historical figures such as Napoleon and Klemens von Metternich.
Its not the light novel?
1:15:58 Mushrooms aren't plants. They're fruit of a fungus.
jardon complained about the minigame being rigged for the hammer but ive never seen cody lose lmaooo
2:07:30 Kara really channeling Syndicate here xD
Lol ofc he says her as “divorcee” in the description,
Also this is how the story works:
*may gets home*
Cody: you home?
May: yeah. Got work Sunday
Cody: seriously?
May; yep. Gotta work overtime
Cody: *What the heck YOU DO THIS ALL WEEK?*
May: no-
Cody: *WE ARE DIVORCING*
May: *THAN SAY IT TO ROSE’S FACE*