She must really need the pr if she's offering such a sweet deal instead of just publicly executing me. Not a hard decision to make. Comfort, maintaining my title, a wife, an heir, and the blood of my betrayers.
[One month later, I stand before my people to announce the state of our kingdom] Me: I was attacked and kidnapped in the woods... People: [AWWWWW!] Me: THEY WERE ATTACKED BY WOLVES! People: [cheering] Me: They sent me to the doctor... People: [AWWWWW!] Me: I SENT TEN O'THEM TO THE GRAVE! People: [cheering] Me: I met their Queen... People: [concerned murmuring] Me: NOW SHE'S MY WIFE! People: [cheering] Me: She's takin' all our wine... People: [mild outrage] Me: ... BUT WE'RE KEEPIN THE BEER! People: [*raucous cheering and chants of my name ring out*]
This would actually make a great series, An affable, if somewhat untutored and inexperienced new king, now forcibly wed to a ruthless and Machiavellian queen. Now he must somehow learn how not only to govern effectively but try to do so while attempting to maintain some of his good nature. Then he must develop a stratagem and the ambition to somehow seize power. all while being very closely watched.
That's actually really simple. Have you seen the mortality rates of childbirth in olden times? Just honor the "duty of a husband" and keep her pretty much constantly pregnant. She gets her companionship and legacy and all the power she wants. You get a bunch of heirs and spares and eventually a throne and nation that has been substantially increased through the work of her Machiavellian scheming. Not to mention you will have learned much about running a kingdom in the time it would take. And who knows, maybe she actually falls in love with you and loosens the reigns to the point you do actually share the throne... at which point you still win. The only scenario you lose is if she goes black widow on you, which was probably her plan from the start anyway. Invade, Capture, Marry into the lineage to give the conquest legitimacy, kill you and rule as a dowager queen and make the kids puppet figureheads.
@@Wasparcher1 In the medieval past. approximately one in four women died in childbirth or soon after. But this is a likely taking place in a fantasy kingdom. Likely possessed of magic such as healing potions, cure disease spells, and the like. Furthermore all she needs is a heir, and possibly either a spare or a princess to marry off. She likely also has access to herbal or alchemical contraceptive concoctions, as well as numbwine {suspension of opium and hemlock in wine, sort of a historical precursor to laudanum} to aid her in her agony of childbirth,. So your first scenario just might not be possible. Secondarily. she needs him alive to function as a "face man" for her, due to her reputation as a tyrant. That's why she kidnapped him and forced this marriage on him in the first place, as opposed to the normal route of state visits and negotiations. Killing him would only help further cement that image, particularly since she is feared and that he is well liked by the populace. If, or perhaps more accurately, when, she tires of him, or if she thinks that he's more trouble than he's worth. She would have to tarnish his public image before she could kill him. To kill him while he's still highly regarded might well incite a rebellion, uniting the whole common populace of his kingdom, as well as at least some of the nobles therein, against her. Thus destablising her rule over it.
I love the video you made, would it be possible for us to ask for a second video to this please, just to see if her view of her beloved change, for better or worse
Lady, do you know how hard it was to bribe the nobles to assassinate my parents AND keep my name out of their mouths. Unify the peasantry under me while simultaneously making those who would betray me come out to the light. I was PLANNING the damned civil war, a dozen disorganized nobles more concerned with their own lands and power is nothing against the weight of an entire unified nation of peasants and a few loyal vassals. Years of work, thousands of crowns paid in bribes, thousands of freshly trained soldiers. And you put it all to waste with your little stunt AND did my job for me in one well timed strike... Marry you? By gods I want to make a dynasty with you. where do I sign?
The listener: "Marriage? Sure sounds good." Me: "Well if we get married then our kingdoms merge which means that my kingdom will also be dragged into her wars. Which means all that sick tax money I'm getting goes straight down the hole to pay for soldiers. Realistically if I agree to this then I can buy some time and set up an assassination plot after she's preened my court of disloyal vassals for me. Then I simply declare our progeny to not be mine, enlist the assistance of the other kingdoms she planned to war with and wipe her now leaderless forces off the face of the earth. Then again I am an unmarried king which makes me a loser...... 10/10 never been this invested in the political machinations of an asmr kingdom before.
Save you are the good but inept King. She is the smart evil bitch that literally saved your ass from the tracherous nobility that will end killing you. And she did this conquering you.. in every aspects. Trust me, it's better for you to be chained in her bedchamber as her trophy groom, than think to be able to rule such a nest of vipers with your ineptitude.
@@pincopallino5674 The problem here is you're defining the sole value in this scenario as being alive. Whereas to me, being dead is a vastly better alternative to living as a trophy for someone I'd genuinely despise. Also someone with political acumin that the listener clearly didn't have you'd be able to spin the situation into innumerable beneficial outcomes. But again, the stand in king is lacking in that department, ergo the current situation.
Hopefully there will be a part 2! It would be interesting to see what happens next and see Character Development... I'm a sucker for interesting plots and this is a new one for me that I would have never expected 😆
"Ahhh, skyewz me, Miss, but da King's ovah deh. Oy'm just an Uber Eats droyvah wiv da pizza 'ee ordah'd. Wot... wot'd'ye MEAN Oy'm 'oo you wuz awftah!"
Well this just escalated quickly. I went from sleeping on the couch as a college student to being tied up naked and married. Just found your channel but already find it quite enjoyable
Well, quite a nice video. From the looks of thing, she very competend as an ruler, and a general. And if anything, one thing is preaty clear, she doesn t toy with her problems, she handles them.... for good. (and this is probadly why she gets a "crueal queen" nickname). Even If I were the listiner, I wouldn t trust her, considoring her plans... and ambitions, I wouldn t be suprized if she get rid of him the moment he lost his usefullness to her , since unfortunetly, this is the word of rullers and politics. Not say she heartless, but it is possibull.... What eals to say.... Very nice work, and if possibull, it would been nice to see part 2.
You want to marry me? Take my whole life for your own machinations? Untie me, give me a sword and show me you're really above me. Anyone can have a man beaten, bound and gagged by a pack of thugs... A good fight really gets the blood pumpin >: ] Lets have some fun
I applaud the political acumen of our evil queen. I would gladly let her ravage my kingdom and punish those treacherous boyars. And yes, this should be a series. A villain lady turning the world inside out finding love in the process has some appeal.
Very often are people living a single life aware of their need to receive intimacy. How few realize, the desire to GIVE intimacy. An embrace merely goes both ways.
Her: mentions "wedding" after explaining political motives Me: But why? Her: I told you why. But you're also handsome, and know how to win the hearts of the people. Me: Ok, now THAT is a REASON. I'm listening...
I'm kind of foreseeing the royal equivalent of 'house husband' here, where she's chiefly concerned with military conquest, while he administrates the domestic and economic affairs of the kingdom such that she can continue to work while putting a face the population can be pleased by on the whole matter.
Queen: Who do you think arranged for the assasination of your parents Me: *Gasp* Queen: *slap* Queen: Did you forget what I said would happen if you raise your voice or curse at me Me: I was only gasping.
Okay, I have several problems with this lady. She kidnaps me, ties me up nude in her dungeon, hits me for talking back to her, and has the gall to act surprised when I say I don't trust her. I mean, is she blind? Not only that, but she doesn't understand that she herself caused her subjects to look upon her in fear. She also thinks I have a lack of ambition, when it's in reality a fierce loathing of violence and bloodshed. How could she enjoy stuff like that, and how can she expect me to go along with this? She's got some convincing to do, that's for sure.
Don't forget the part where she said that she ordered the hit/death of our parents and forced us into a marriage and took our kingdome. As well as the hitting us for yelling at her about murdering our parents and the naked tied to a chair and other stuff as you mentioned. So you're not the only one who has problems with this asmr. Yeah I think I'd rather trust someone else.
Her: do you know how I was able to ambush you in your own territory? Me: because we let you. Her: what?! *an explosion shakes the room* *the sounds of gunshots, explosions and helicopters are heard outside* Her: what the hell is going on? Me: what's wrong, never gone to war with America before?
*king nothing by Metallica plays in the background as Abrams tanks and Apc's roll down the street followed by infantry units and Apache and cobra gunships rain lead from the sky along with the occasional A-10 Thunderbolt worthog*
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 *thunderhawks heard flying over head as 10s of thousands of imperial guardsmen charge along side an untold amount of astartes, one battle cry screamed by all* FOR THE EMPEROR!
No ambition, beloved by his subjects, devilishly handsome? Wait a second.....am I the Burger King?!
Wendy’s has changed
The fast food wars has seems to change many involved.
Confirm with NASA, I think my sides have launched into high earth orbit
Yes. Yes, you are. And you've been captured by the Dairy Queen.
Wait, no he’s got a point.
"I can be that firm hand."
Oh baby
Oh I bet.
Woo-hoo I sense a good time ahead.
She must really need the pr if she's offering such a sweet deal instead of just publicly executing me. Not a hard decision to make. Comfort, maintaining my title, a wife, an heir, and the blood of my betrayers.
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Man this needs to be a series. I'm talking guest stars and romance and character development and sub plots.....the whole nine yards
Seconded.
I third that sentiment
Fourthed
Fifth that
Sixthed
Step 1: Get captured. Step 2: Get married. Step 3: Start family. Seems like a normal way to start a family to me.
Great video, keep up the great work.
Step 4: ?Empire?
Step 5: ???
@@soupbowl7345 Step 6: Profit
@Yuuki Rito step 8: go to your own funeral just to get that of your to do list
Step 9.... Ascension
Step 6:Eternal happiness knowing that you will either have a son or daughter
[One month later, I stand before my people to announce the state of our kingdom]
Me: I was attacked and kidnapped in the woods...
People: [AWWWWW!]
Me: THEY WERE ATTACKED BY WOLVES!
People: [cheering]
Me: They sent me to the doctor...
People: [AWWWWW!]
Me: I SENT TEN O'THEM TO THE GRAVE!
People: [cheering]
Me: I met their Queen...
People: [concerned murmuring]
Me: NOW SHE'S MY WIFE!
People: [cheering]
Me: She's takin' all our wine...
People: [mild outrage]
Me: ... BUT WE'RE KEEPIN THE BEER!
People: [*raucous cheering and chants of my name ring out*]
I love it!
Ah yes a master piece
all hail king George
A master peice
lol
Plot twist I’m just the kings body double.
You mean the one guy who gets paid to just basically die?
@@salvadoranguiano9053 yeah, the guy that gets to die
Maybe as king I will encounter a sorcerer traveling with a female knight. Sounds like fun
Petition for part 2?
Anyone?
...ok...
Agreed
Agreed.
Agreed
Signed
Agreed
This would actually make a great series, An affable, if somewhat untutored and inexperienced new king, now forcibly wed to a ruthless and Machiavellian queen. Now he must somehow learn how not only to govern effectively but try to do so while attempting to maintain some of his good nature. Then he must develop a stratagem and the ambition to somehow seize power. all while being very closely watched.
That's actually really simple. Have you seen the mortality rates of childbirth in olden times? Just honor the "duty of a husband" and keep her pretty much constantly pregnant. She gets her companionship and legacy and all the power she wants. You get a bunch of heirs and spares and eventually a throne and nation that has been substantially increased through the work of her Machiavellian scheming. Not to mention you will have learned much about running a kingdom in the time it would take. And who knows, maybe she actually falls in love with you and loosens the reigns to the point you do actually share the throne... at which point you still win. The only scenario you lose is if she goes black widow on you, which was probably her plan from the start anyway. Invade, Capture, Marry into the lineage to give the conquest legitimacy, kill you and rule as a dowager queen and make the kids puppet figureheads.
@@Wasparcher1 In the medieval past. approximately one in four women died in childbirth or soon after. But this is a likely taking place in a fantasy kingdom. Likely possessed of magic such as healing potions, cure disease spells, and the like. Furthermore all she needs is a heir, and possibly either a spare or a princess to marry off. She likely also has access to herbal or alchemical contraceptive concoctions, as well as numbwine {suspension of opium and hemlock in wine, sort of a historical precursor to laudanum} to aid her in her agony of childbirth,. So your first scenario just might not be possible. Secondarily. she needs him alive to function as a "face man" for her, due to her reputation as a tyrant. That's why she kidnapped him and forced this marriage on him in the first place, as opposed to the normal route of state visits and negotiations. Killing him would only help further cement that image, particularly since she is feared and that he is well liked by the populace. If, or perhaps more accurately, when, she tires of him, or if she thinks that he's more trouble than he's worth. She would have to tarnish his public image before she could kill him. To kill him while he's still highly regarded might well incite a rebellion, uniting the whole common populace of his kingdom, as well as at least some of the nobles therein, against her. Thus destablising her rule over it.
Hope this story continues
Her: No screaming or cursing.
Me: (starts resiting the bee movie script in a monocrom tone)
I love the video you made, would it be possible for us to ask for a second video to this please, just to see if her view of her beloved change, for better or worse
I mean, this sounds like some kind of yandere with extra steps
The script itself was so well written, and your execution was phenomenal
This would be a great mini-series. Great voice, awesome background noise as well.
Lady, do you know how hard it was to bribe the nobles to assassinate my parents AND keep my name out of their mouths. Unify the peasantry under me while simultaneously making those who would betray me come out to the light. I was PLANNING the damned civil war, a dozen disorganized nobles more concerned with their own lands and power is nothing against the weight of an entire unified nation of peasants and a few loyal vassals. Years of work, thousands of crowns paid in bribes, thousands of freshly trained soldiers. And you put it all to waste with your little stunt AND did my job for me in one well timed strike... Marry you? By gods I want to make a dynasty with you. where do I sign?
Her: that fear in your eyes betrays you
Me: are you sure you don’t see your own reflection?
The listener: "Marriage? Sure sounds good."
Me: "Well if we get married then our kingdoms merge which means that my kingdom will also be dragged into her wars. Which means all that sick tax money I'm getting goes straight down the hole to pay for soldiers. Realistically if I agree to this then I can buy some time and set up an assassination plot after she's preened my court of disloyal vassals for me. Then I simply declare our progeny to not be mine, enlist the assistance of the other kingdoms she planned to war with and wipe her now leaderless forces off the face of the earth. Then again I am an unmarried king which makes me a loser......
10/10 never been this invested in the political machinations of an asmr kingdom before.
Game of thrones much?
@@salvadoranguiano9053 Honestly it's more actual medieval politicking.
Save you are the good but inept King. She is the smart evil bitch that literally saved your ass from the tracherous nobility that will end killing you. And she did this conquering you.. in every aspects.
Trust me, it's better for you to be chained in her bedchamber as her trophy groom, than think to be able to rule such a nest of vipers with your ineptitude.
@@pincopallino5674 The problem here is you're defining the sole value in this scenario as being alive. Whereas to me, being dead is a vastly better alternative to living as a trophy for someone I'd genuinely despise.
Also someone with political acumin that the listener clearly didn't have you'd be able to spin the situation into innumerable beneficial outcomes. But again, the stand in king is lacking in that department, ergo the current situation.
Log 3490: now I have been captured by the 50th queen this month
I love this, you did a fantastic job!
Wow this was steamier than I expected! Nicely done.
Hopefully there will be a part 2! It would be interesting to see what happens next and see Character Development... I'm a sucker for interesting plots and this is a new one for me that I would have never expected 😆
Man this is a great video! I keep coming back to watch it and it's still great! Please make a part 2! 🙏
Something tells me that this was her intention from the start.
So I just came across this channel and I agree completely with the others saying there should be a part two to this story.
Oooh I like dark lady, very nice title 😊, can't wait to see how this plot goes 👍
My momma warned me about women like you
I was hoping she was right
I would kill to see this in a series please do
It's going to be akward when she finds out the listener is actually a Lich
can't believe you'd out me like this
@@trashynecromancer1155 ...I mean it's in your name xD
What is a Lich???
A undead Necromancer
"Ahhh, skyewz me, Miss, but da King's ovah deh. Oy'm just an Uber Eats droyvah wiv da pizza 'ee ordah'd. Wot... wot'd'ye MEAN Oy'm 'oo you wuz awftah!"
“....well I did not see my day playing out like this.”
I eagerly await the potential follow up. seems like it'll be interesting.
Welp i thought i was hiding in the sea
Have a great day everyone *blub* *blub*
Well this just escalated quickly. I went from sleeping on the couch as a college student to being tied up naked and married. Just found your channel but already find it quite enjoyable
I love how i always see the same people in the comments🐧
lol
remember kids: THIS QUEEN IS PACKING SERIOUS PROTECTION!
Maybe I am a sub. Huh. Neat.
Love it hoping there will be a part 2 if not I would happily pay for it
her: "not a usurper"
me: you are nothing but a usurper, a false idol, my eyes have been opened, let me help you to see slayer
Doom slayer in the background: *Slowly revs up chainsaw*
HAHAHAHA 😅
Slowly raises super shotgun
@@gabrielkeeling59 haha yes
I personally would like to see a part 2
Ohhh i reeeally liked this one!!!! Thanks 😊
Well, quite a nice video. From the looks of thing, she very competend as an ruler, and a general. And if anything, one thing is preaty clear, she doesn t toy with her problems, she handles them.... for good. (and this is probadly why she gets a "crueal queen" nickname).
Even If I were the listiner, I wouldn t trust her, considoring her plans... and ambitions, I wouldn t be suprized if she get rid of him the moment he lost his usefullness to her , since unfortunetly, this is the word of rullers and politics.
Not say she heartless, but it is possibull....
What eals to say.... Very nice work, and if possibull, it would been nice to see part 2.
Damn Nightmare Queen sounds like a cool nickname
*WHY DID YOU TURN ME INTO A BATMAN KING*
*escapes a dragon that kidnapped me only to get captured again by someone else*
Ah shit, here we go again.
Oh no, a yandere queen...
Welp, time to call in the Thunderchiefs of Republic for a bombing run
An inquisitor has given the order, Exterminatus will end these heretics
@@trickstergenie8194 I'm going to Roger roger your empire
This is not the first time I've woken up to being strapped to a chair.
You want to marry me? Take my whole life for your own machinations? Untie me, give me a sword and show me you're really above me. Anyone can have a man beaten, bound and gagged by a pack of thugs... A good fight really gets the blood pumpin >: ] Lets have some fun
Well that escalated quickly......I LOVE IT!!!
Same.🥰😍
Now this is a mogul move
I applaud the political acumen of our evil queen. I would gladly let her ravage my kingdom and punish those treacherous boyars.
And yes, this should be a series.
A villain lady turning the world inside out finding love in the process has some appeal.
The queen certainly knows what she wants, and gets it too. A beautiful man like me ought to be on the arm of the most powerful woman in the world! =0
Her: are you comfortable?
Me: why don't you unchain me and find out for yourself?
This is amazing.
Great Content as Always :)
Wonderful, just wonderful. Please do more asmr with us as a 'prisoner'. fantastic!
Chill time lads, this is fucking amazing like god damn.
Indefinitely needs a sequel or two.
I enjoy your audios it's good to see a new one
Sounds like there's potential for a sequel if I'm not mistaken
Very often are people living a single life aware of their need to receive intimacy. How few realize, the desire to GIVE intimacy. An embrace merely goes both ways.
There needs to be a part 2
Her: mentions "wedding" after explaining political motives
Me: But why?
Her: I told you why. But you're also handsome, and know how to win the hearts of the people.
Me: Ok, now THAT is a REASON. I'm listening...
A wedding of my dreams.
Truck month is here and is approving of this messange
Excellent work
I hope there will be a sequel to this.
OK that’s good so far keep it up 👍
I'm kind of foreseeing the royal equivalent of 'house husband' here, where she's chiefly concerned with military conquest, while he administrates the domestic and economic affairs of the kingdom such that she can continue to work while putting a face the population can be pleased by on the whole matter.
Not bad. Curious where you will take this.
Cao cao have been captured!
It's strange but I'm happy she at least held Listener a bit before, you know, it means a lot.. but I don't know why.
A haiku about Queens. Ahem:
A roaring tigress
Claiming it all as her own
Sharpened claws tearing
Love to see a part 2
Queen: Who do you think arranged for the assasination of your parents
Me: *Gasp*
Queen: *slap*
Queen: Did you forget what I said would happen if you raise your voice or curse at me
Me: I was only gasping.
I'm failing to see the downside of this situation .-.
Well damn, that was an experience. I did not bring a permission slip for a feels trip.
Damn so she's a dominant woman that might be sadistic. Not that I regret tbh the last scene is nice.
I've played enough CK2 to know how 350 is being spent as soon as an heir is produced. Now that I think about it, man you're always a monster in CK2.
Will we get another video?
Are you gonna make a part 2
Okay, I have several problems with this lady. She kidnaps me, ties me up nude in her dungeon, hits me for talking back to her, and has the gall to act surprised when I say I don't trust her. I mean, is she blind? Not only that, but she doesn't understand that she herself caused her subjects to look upon her in fear. She also thinks I have a lack of ambition, when it's in reality a fierce loathing of violence and bloodshed. How could she enjoy stuff like that, and how can she expect me to go along with this? She's got some convincing to do, that's for sure.
Don't forget the part where she said that she ordered the hit/death of our parents and forced us into a marriage and took our kingdome. As well as the hitting us for yelling at her about murdering our parents and the naked tied to a chair and other stuff as you mentioned.
So you're not the only one who has problems with this asmr.
Yeah I think I'd rather trust someone else.
Get bound to chair and gets taken advantage of. I’m ok with this.
this so needs a part 2
"Queens Gambit"
Tennison Gambits,
Next step it obvious,
Launch a RT-2PM2 Cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based Intercontinental ballistic missile
Is there a part 2?????
Loving this
There better be a part 2 of the wedding night
I'm impressed and your very good at asmr video
plot twist the king was actual super devious and is about to game of thrones this "merger" when things die down.
Gambit is a chance for salvation brotha take it.
Her: do you know how I was able to ambush you in your own territory?
Me: because we let you.
Her: what?!
*an explosion shakes the room*
*the sounds of gunshots, explosions and helicopters are heard outside*
Her: what the hell is going on?
Me: what's wrong, never gone to war with America before?
*drop pods heard landing outside*
*muffled* WE ARE THE EMPERORS FINEST!
We also have an enormous amount of Allies.
*king nothing by Metallica plays in the background as Abrams tanks and Apc's roll down the street followed by infantry units and Apache and cobra gunships rain lead from the sky along with the occasional A-10 Thunderbolt worthog*
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 *thunderhawks heard flying over head as 10s of thousands of imperial guardsmen charge along side an untold amount of astartes, one battle cry screamed by all*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
@@loganjustlogan8367 30 *REGIMENTS* *READY* *FOR* *DEPLOYMENT* !!
Gonna be honest, not the worst place I've woken up in.
Captured once again
If i naked and full of cuts and bruese why the fuck would i have fear left in my body
When I first saw the title I was thinking pirates and BlackBeard.
Actually how much would it cost to make part 2
Ha you underestimate me being naked is my FORTE!
Happy wife = Happy Life