Step one. Secure the keys Step two. Ascend from darkness Step three. Rain fire Step four. Unleash the horde Step five. Skewer the winged beast Step six. Weild a fist of iron Step seven. Raise hell Step eight. Freedom
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
“Apparently, it seems you are indeed no spy; get up, you pathetic worm; maybe you are still of use.” A naive wanderer learns the history of the elves from one that seethes with anger at humanity’s arrogance and their people’s bloody history and learns that they may be of use. Fantastic audio Dangerous, hope you have a lovely day!
So we got sold off to the Dark Elves at the end of the High Elves? sheesh. I thought this was the Dark Elf we met at the bar. I didn't think we'd wash up in the middle of an Elf civil war, us humans are always to blame for everything...
Dangerous: Where do you come from? Me: "I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" yeah
0:25 "Where do you come from? Answer me, slave." "Not from money, I can tell ya that." 3:25 "Now tell me...what are you doing here?" *_HRRK!_* "...Trying not to noticeably react to you onion breath..." 7:34 "How do you call it when someone smiles at you but has...?" "Spinach in their teeth?" 9:25 "I see why outsiders might separate our race into three..." "Movies?" 15:50 "...an end to your worthless life." "Sorry, I drifted off for a few minutes. Could you repeat all that?" 16:24 Alright, the whip-wielding lady finally called me a pathetic worm! Now we're getting somewhere.
Lmao not sure 'reunited' is the best discription. Guy's 17, and was just vibing on the beach completely unaware he was missed. As the child who was always 'misplaced', I can relate
i'd say its the opposite, elves with their long lifespans are afraid of danger and mortality, for humans death is guaranteed by the age of 100 so whatever right
I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
I'm rylanor, the ancient of rite The last emperor children The only thing i heve for you is this virus bomb As i reject you for now and always For the emperor
So dark elves spent their history hiding in caves and talking about how superior they are to humans, while humans spent their history building civilization?
I'm not a human I'm a mutant!!! Get it right for frag sake!!! Oh you will find out what my powers are!!! What don't know what to say now??? Tough luck for you!!! Why are you looking at me that way??? I'll let your imagination take over from here!!!
Oh i know my bratty side just can't shut up. But if someone told me How weak and pathetic we are. I'd be *laughing really hard* "then it must be very demoralizing to lose so badly and flee like coward to something weak and pathetic as us? So what does that make all of you?" Rotflmao! Well like i always said. One of these days I'm going to say something that will get me killed lol
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Step one. Secure the keys
Step two. Ascend from darkness
Step three. Rain fire
Step four. Unleash the horde
Step five. Skewer the winged beast
Step six. Weild a fist of iron
Step seven. Raise hell
Step eight. Freedom
Reznov: Now. We Take. VOKUTA!!!!
> go to the Winchester
> have a nice cold pint
> wait for this all to blow over
@@caioc.williams9259 he and us are not so different. We Are Soldiers without an army betrayed forgotten abandoned. In Vorkuta,
We are all Brothers
Step nine: profit
@@TasTheWatcher Winchester always be the go to place
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
*dawns steel spiked helmet*
Go to your rest now General. Your fellow Legionaries will take it from here. For the glory of Rome! For our Caesar! Invicta Roma!
Russell Crowe really did play that role fantastically. Same with Joaquin Phoenix as the emperor.
Nice to met u Im Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Born in chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat łękołody
Elf: "Who are you?"
Me: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
“Apparently, it seems you are indeed no spy; get up, you pathetic worm; maybe you are still of use.” A naive wanderer learns the history of the elves from one that seethes with anger at humanity’s arrogance and their people’s bloody history and learns that they may be of use. Fantastic audio Dangerous, hope you have a lovely day!
So we got sold off to the Dark Elves at the end of the High Elves? sheesh. I thought this was the Dark Elf we met at the bar.
I didn't think we'd wash up in the middle of an Elf civil war, us humans are always to blame for everything...
Elf: who are you Me: ma name eh Jeff
Dangerous: Where do you come from?
Me: "I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" yeah
Stop I literally said I come from the land down under
I love elves.
"Who are you" *skyrim character creation menu opens*
0:25 "Where do you come from? Answer me, slave."
"Not from money, I can tell ya that."
3:25 "Now tell me...what are you doing here?"
*_HRRK!_* "...Trying not to noticeably react to you onion breath..."
7:34 "How do you call it when someone smiles at you but has...?"
"Spinach in their teeth?"
9:25 "I see why outsiders might separate our race into three..."
"Movies?"
15:50 "...an end to your worthless life."
"Sorry, I drifted off for a few minutes. Could you repeat all that?"
16:24 Alright, the whip-wielding lady finally called me a pathetic worm! Now we're getting somewhere.
My name is Alpharius, son of the emperor of mankind, primarch of the alpha legion, loyal son of a dying imperium and I will be your death
Hey are you alpharius or are you someone pretending to be alpharius who provable omegon but provably is alpharius
Thank you for the fantastic voice acting & story!
I find it depressing if this comes after the high elf visit asmr. Naira (or however you spell it) seemed like a nice person.
it probably does
I think I would travel to the land of hot elves... but in real life I haven't booked a ticket to Sweden so I probably wouldn't.
I believe in Druchii gf supremacy
I really like the sound of those made elf words
Lmao not sure 'reunited' is the best discription. Guy's 17, and was just vibing on the beach completely unaware he was missed. As the child who was always 'misplaced', I can relate
i'd say its the opposite, elves with their long lifespans are afraid of danger and mortality, for humans death is guaranteed by the age of 100 so whatever right
Elves are amazing
Looooove this audio! Sequel, pleeeeeeeease?
You should do the Eldar kindreds of Warhammer 40k as well.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
Everybody gangsta until Drizzt pulls up
N'WAH!!
The top 3 comments are all quotes from amazing pieces of fiction
Minthy wait it’s me
I'm rylanor, the ancient of rite
The last emperor children
The only thing i heve for you is this virus bomb
As i reject you for now and always
For the emperor
What are we going to see next more werewolve girls or Vampire's or more Snake girls or harpy girls ❤🤩
So dark elves spent their history hiding in caves and talking about how superior they are to humans, while humans spent their history building civilization?
I was kind of hope being by the title we would be the drow, but ah well
I'm not a human I'm a mutant!!! Get it right for frag sake!!! Oh you will find out what my powers are!!! What don't know what to say now??? Tough luck for you!!! Why are you looking at me that way??? I'll let your imagination take over from here!!!
Elves? This isn't very Rock and Stone.
Oh i know my bratty side just can't shut up. But if someone told me
How weak and pathetic we are.
I'd be *laughing really hard* "then it must be very demoralizing to lose so badly and flee like coward to something weak and pathetic as us? So what does that make all of you?" Rotflmao!
Well like i always said.
One of these days I'm going to say something that will get me killed lol
At first I thought this woman was evil.
I wish I knew what the Elvin words were...
Ah shit no good, a Drow encampment.
Cool
Does anyone else think she kinda sounds like moira from overwatch
I can see a part 2
Jokes on you i LIKE it the HARD WAY!
I'll just ignore everything and assume that's Mynthara
𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓮𝓲𝓯
*does a backflip*
Dangerous must have fun getting to talk in a mad up language 😅
POV you're the guy who wrote the monster girl encyclopedia.
Oh DROW ‼️ the fae are full of ………
You'll never break me, but I insist, try anyway
💚💚
These elves will come to rue the day they put me in the corner
🖤✨
Ayo listen lady I’m just a kobold and if you hit me again I’m gonna bite ya
🎃🧡
Unfortunately my little elf friend I am cursed with immortality it a lonely life but my story is for another time.
Oink
Oink
Oink
Oink
Bark
Video 1 of asking when ex’s sister part 7