Appearently he was hired specifically for that, they right lines soley to make him say utterly insane shit in his fancy Picard voice, and he always nails it.
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 well no because stan and francine were on the pill for a good few weeks. the CIA said that the pill would basically make you feel like you slept properly so there is no downside to it.
@@suli0786 Feel like you've slept and actually having slept are two very different things. The brain and muscles need sleep to recover from intensive use. Sleep is necessary to survival and there is no way around that. Only explanation is the cartoon is stretching what is possible to an unrealistic extent. In reality those pills exist, it's called cocaine. Jokes aside they would kill you in less then 2 weeks
I give you 11 days before you die. Sleep deprivation is NO JOKE, experiments were done and in just 2 days with 0 sleep, your cognition starts to deteriorate.
Omg Bullock shredding the guitar on a skyscraper to summon a storm almost killed me. I was eating. Now im trying to remember how to breathe and cleaning food off my desk.
Bullock kills it every time with that Full House reference, turning water into cocaine or when shredding riffs from his guitar while summoning a storm off of a building. True God tier character.
0:35 - Having worked with engineers most of my life in the electronics, IT, infrastructure and most recently automotive sectors. I can confirm that this is accurate.
@@DurbanPriest Before the unfortunate incident of 2020, back when I was working for a division of Supermicro, we had a visit from Intel. They'd just brought out a new Xeon Scalable model range, and they brought with them chocolates, little cakes and indeed, brownies. The cakes were small CPU shaped, with the Intel logo, 486 DX logo, wafer lithography, PCB circuitry etc stenciled on them. Everyone went mad for those little cakes, I remember the foreman from the assembly floor came upstairs demanding to know where the cakes were. Then dove into the meeting room to grab some. I was in the technical sales department at the time. Watching this lunacy unfolding: 👁️👄👁️
The first clip, I can't deny, I would 100% be the guy working on the mech on the other side of the room that screams, "BROWNIES!!!", gets in the mech and charges over the grab the container. And I am not ashamed to admit it.
I love how the jokes are suppose to be "there's no way they have this tech but they do." Like chem trails and weather control. But then they used a highly charged UAV in the middle east this summer to make it rain to fight high temperatures.
@@smallmud5457 Kind of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding But all we're doing is inducing rain. We can't create moisture. We just try and get what's already there to condense into large enough droplets.
Francine has always seem smarter than what she apparents to be. She knows she's hot and can and will use that to get her way. Hell, she might had been an amazing spy for the CIA
the thing is, American dad is more of a Mike Barker show, until he left. you can figure out the how the series drastically changes in the middle. I mean I live and breathe family guy, however you must have noticed, it lacks it's spark in the later seasons. pushed to a point where an iconic show like family guy is only running so they could go down in history next to Simpsons. I have never watched a single Simpsons episode. the creative control of the team on AM is full of new talents whereas Seth is the only force, in the hind sight, running family guy.
It would have been better if they have more characters who would have been counterparts to the other recurring or supporting characters of family guy, ie the token black guy to be the answer to Cleveland, or a ladies man who would have been Stan's quagmire or a local police officer who would have been Stan's answer to joe Swanson.. plus a local bar that would have been american dad's answer to the broken stool plus the local bartender who would have been the american dad equivalent of Jerome/Horace or moe syzlack
My father just passed at 87… He worked on the UNIVAC computer (for those too young look up what it is it is essentially the nation’s second computer-the size of a university lecture hall). He loves this whole scene: 08:40
Stan acting like cloning his own son is completely okay in order to see whose way of raising him works out better. Francine on the other hand is freaking out exactly the way someone would in this situation.
Parent: My child is sick. I need you to get them better. I don’t care what experimental, morally questionable surgery you need to use, just do it! Doctor: We have some cold medicine. Parent: Don’t talk to me about your dark arts, just make them better!
"You wouldn't hurt a guy in a Wheelchair?" "Yes, but I would hurt a guy WITH his Wheelchair" Might be the best joke MacFarlane has written in a long time.
1. Anti aging. 2. Telepathic DS9 style l 3. Weather Control 5. Brainswithing surgery X3 6. Hybrrnation 7. 5. Used to make a sentant car/Soul transfer 8. Dementinal transfer 9. Cyborg 10. Androids 11. Liquid to medicine and other drugs transfer 8. Handheld long range tricorder 9. Steroids X2 10. Lazer Defense System/Transformers 11. Memory Neutralizer 12. Working Clones X4 13. Regeneration 14. Spisies changing X4 15. Transporter 16. Holo Deck/Holograms 17. DNA Editing AKA C.R.I.S.P.E.R. 18. Other gender/Species translator 19. Gender Changing 20. Artificial Memory Chambers 21. 24+ energy/sleep in a pin a pill 22. Hidden cameras 23. Ketomine, Spice, super Street Drugs, Steroids, Bacta
22:46 Bullock: The what now? Stan: From Star Trek. Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80's and early 90's getting laid, Smith. AUUUUCH! Now that was a burn if I ever heard any.
10:31 I don’t get why Stan got upset at “protestants only” when he himself is Episcopalian which is a mainline protestant denomination. Bad continuity I guess?
"were getting these girls drunk so we can kiss them" The fact that the joke didn't age well considering the context of the time is the most hilarious thing
Thanks to the person that always made this copilations. Always end here after i smoke, after a long week of work and just laugh. So thank you kind stranger that i Will never know.
That scientist's love of brownies never fails to make me laugh
I mean, if he can pilot _that_ mech with _only_ physical controls, he's _earned_ them, let's be real.
Also helps Francine makes a never ending brownie pan! 😂
BROWNIES!
@@seand.g423So powerful and so tactile. Love it.
I don’t blame him
Jackson: What was in that tea?
Bullock: A very light opiate. But that has nothing to do with the visions your seeing.
Patrick Stewart is such a gem
they be sippin lean
Very well saiki
Appearently he was hired specifically for that, they right lines soley to make him say utterly insane shit in his fancy Picard voice, and he always nails it.
dude love your profile picture
WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP NOW YOU ICE QUEEEEEEN??? 😂😂😂
Stan: "He's cold..."
Klaus: "Well, I am German"
I don't know why, but I found that really funny
Because Germans are funny
@@decepticonleadermegatron5239 especially between 1939 and 1945 histerical
Omg I found someone with the same Profile picture lol
@@decepticonleadermegatron5239 do people really think Germans are?
I tought we had people with the darkest humor on earth here
@@vamirion8735 it’s a joke, no one really thinks that
my fave CIA tech has to be the never sleep pill, I would love to be constantly energized and do more stuff 24 hours a day
Until you inevitably are killed by sleep deprivation in about a week
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 well no because stan and francine were on the pill for a good few weeks. the CIA said that the pill would basically make you feel like you slept properly so there is no downside to it.
@@suli0786 Feel like you've slept and actually having slept are two very different things. The brain and muscles need sleep to recover from intensive use. Sleep is necessary to survival and there is no way around that. Only explanation is the cartoon is stretching what is possible to an unrealistic extent. In reality those pills exist, it's called cocaine. Jokes aside they would kill you in less then 2 weeks
I give you 11 days before you die. Sleep deprivation is NO JOKE, experiments were done and in just 2 days with 0 sleep, your cognition starts to deteriorate.
Yeah that's meth for you
I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches
stitches lmao?
Damn so sorry to hear that, where'd you need stitches? And I hope you recover quick!
@@Knownwhale462 its a metaphor lol
You are not alone. Great minds think alike
@@christopherbeattie3126 But fools hardly differ.
Bullock is the best boss, letting the CIA have an unlimited budget for wacky inventions they only use once
Kinda reminds me of James Bond 🤔
Where do I apply?
Just like the real CIA
@@CollinMcLean only instead of over throwing democratic governments, they are partying and having fun
@@vampiregamingyt8754 Just like Weird Al
Omg Bullock shredding the guitar on a skyscraper to summon a storm almost killed me. I was eating. Now im trying to remember how to breathe and cleaning food off my desk.
Your comment made my day. Thank you
@@Sam-dd8cl I am warmed to hear that my suffering had some benefits.
How else do you summon the combined might of thor and Zeus at the same time
@@crazy406chris2 by challenging thor to a eating contest and scream at olympus that zeus can no longer hide behind the skirts of athena
too funny 🎸
Bullock kills it every time with that Full House reference, turning water into cocaine or when shredding riffs from his guitar while summoning a storm off of a building. True God tier character.
Bullock's classmate and gay lover was voiced by Thomas Brodie-Sangster, who also voiced Ferb on Phineas and Ferb
Ferns later years were weird
Thanks for that
Great, now I'll never get that mental image out of my head
oh...
So Ferb didnt get with vanessa in this timeline?
Bullock shredding on a multi-story building while a tornado has been made is metal as fuck
Is brutal!
This sentence is metal
4:39 A voice actor, who is possibly one of the greatest to ever make "animal sounds", just sitting going "youp youp" is hilarious"
Imagine the look on DBB's voice when they told him to purposefully bad rabbit sounds.
Flat earther
That's Dee Bradley Baker?!?!
@@Jupiterninja95Yes It Is
22:47 the fact that Bullock is voiced by Patrick Stewart, who starred in star trek during the 80s and 90s elevates this joke to a new level.
And Picard got laid. A lot.
Only for kids.
“But as it turns out Dr. Whitesman is a big fan of $20” had me rolling
I’ve told you time and again AIDS was the FBI
I love the anger in his voice
Was aids fbi and not uncontrollable sex with gays?
0:35 - Having worked with engineers most of my life in the electronics, IT, infrastructure and most recently automotive sectors. I can confirm that this is accurate.
Anything for BROWNIES!
B R O W N E E E S
What they did like 40 years ago made be believe they wouldn’t like brownie
Yes we love our brownies. Diablo brownies are crack
@@DurbanPriest Before the unfortunate incident of 2020, back when I was working for a division of Supermicro, we had a visit from Intel. They'd just brought out a new Xeon Scalable model range, and they brought with them chocolates, little cakes and indeed, brownies.
The cakes were small CPU shaped, with the Intel logo, 486 DX logo, wafer lithography, PCB circuitry etc stenciled on them.
Everyone went mad for those little cakes, I remember the foreman from the assembly floor came upstairs demanding to know where the cakes were. Then dove into the meeting room to grab some.
I was in the technical sales department at the time. Watching this lunacy unfolding: 👁️👄👁️
The first clip, I can't deny, I would 100% be the guy working on the mech on the other side of the room that screams, "BROWNIES!!!", gets in the mech and charges over the grab the container.
And I am not ashamed to admit it.
Let’s be honest a lot of people would lmao
Honestly, with piloting skills like _that,_ wtf even is there left _to be_ ashamed of?
The look on bullock's face when he saw God's autograph is priceless
Protistans only.
I love how the jokes are suppose to be "there's no way they have this tech but they do." Like chem trails and weather control. But then they used a highly charged UAV in the middle east this summer to make it rain to fight high temperatures.
Eggzactly
They’ve been making it rain for years but yeah I get what you are saying
Wait what, we can do that?
@@smallmud5457 Kind of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
But all we're doing is inducing rain. We can't create moisture. We just try and get what's already there to condense into large enough droplets.
Citation needed
Bullock - “Think smith, what’s the most embarrassing thing you don’t want people to see”
Stan - “you leave my children out of this”
Gold😂
I mean a drug hippie who’s somehow still in college for 19 years for a daughter
And a wimpy nerd for a son
I cannot honestly blame Stan
Steve is alright.
22:45 under rated joke
Francine has always seem smarter than what she apparents to be. She knows she's hot and can and will use that to get her way. Hell, she might had been an amazing spy for the CIA
Anyone ever notice that steve looks more like stans coworker than he looks like stan
@@coletrain411 there's an episode dedicated to Hailey possibly being an affair child. It wouldn't surprise me if Steve isn't Stan's child either.
almost every hot girl uses her body to get her way, i wouldn't call it Francine being smart
All their wives are plants from the pickle factory. Being his wife is her assignment. She already is an amazing spy for the CIA.
@@colonelmustard2652 Then how does the CIA not know about Roger?
American Dad is the better side of Seth: its everything Family Guy isnt
the thing is, American dad is more of a Mike Barker show, until he left. you can figure out the how the series drastically changes in the middle. I mean I live and breathe family guy, however you must have noticed, it lacks it's spark in the later seasons. pushed to a point where an iconic show like family guy is only running so they could go down in history next to Simpsons. I have never watched a single Simpsons episode. the creative control of the team on AM is full of new talents whereas Seth is the only force, in the hind sight, running family guy.
It would have been better if they have more characters who would have been counterparts to the other recurring or supporting characters of family guy, ie the token black guy to be the answer to Cleveland, or a ladies man who would have been Stan's quagmire or a local police officer who would have been Stan's answer to joe Swanson.. plus a local bar that would have been american dad's answer to the broken stool plus the local bartender who would have been the american dad equivalent of Jerome/Horace or moe syzlack
What about The Cleveland Show?
How high were you when you bothered to write that?
OK
21:19 Bullocks laugh kills me😂🤣🤣
“You take these pills and you feel like you just slept 8 hours.”
So it’s adderall.
Bullock, "And this machine that turns water into cocaine...I'll just hang onto that."
Every drug dealer's dream.
Best Invention Ever
Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie..
@zachanderson9976 no, the "best invention ever" would be able to do the reverse, as well.
Think about it.
32:13 I feel like a lot of Stan's problems could have been solved with the Men in Black mind eraser thing
neuralyzer
Actually he did have that and still did not end well
Brownies guy is so relatable.
Brownies guy is the man we should aspire to be, he had his priorities correct
Can’t believe it’s taken me the better part of a decade to realise that the guys at the lab are the creators of the show.
The pill turned Stan into an absolute goddamn hon
so true queen!
How come he/she looks like Quagmire's dad?
My father just passed at 87…
He worked on the UNIVAC computer (for those too young look up what it is it is essentially the nation’s second computer-the size of a university lecture hall).
He loves this whole scene:
08:40
1986 was the summer Olympics Klaus wouldnt have won Gold in the ski jump
Also Stan says “not on *my* watch” but in flashbacks of his childhood he is around third form in 1988.
"And this is why I'm not worried about isis." GENIOUS
I do find it funny that they make jokes about Klaus being a Nazi when he was _literally an East German Communist_ lmfao
8:36
Notice how it's steve's RIGHT hand lmao.
28:30 gets me everytime... Can you imagine Patrick Stewarts face?
12:07
“Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Listen to me CHARLIE CHARLIE… What's your Name Again?”
Seeing Bullock give raspberries puts me in tears😂
I love Patrick Stewart's role in this show xD
Stan acting like cloning his own son is completely okay in order to see whose way of raising him works out better. Francine on the other hand is freaking out exactly the way someone would in this situation.
i like how any tech they need for the story can be hand-waved by "CIA"
"You had a wife? I always thought... I dont know what i thought. I never thought about you."
That is such a harsh throwaway line from him.
I love how they made the CIA essentially god in this show and yet still have trouble finding and killing the enemy
Either Roger has a new power or Stan has an unexplained CIA tech
At least the cia patt makes sense.
Parent: My child is sick. I need you to get them better. I don’t care what experimental, morally questionable surgery you need to use, just do it!
Doctor: We have some cold medicine.
Parent: Don’t talk to me about your dark arts, just make them better!
Bullock with that insane riff
I like that “American Dad’s” animation is able to work around the “Family Guy” character designs.
They definitely try harder than Family Guy does.
33:22
“This is why I’m not worried about Isis.”
👍🤣👌‼️
2:35 It's called cloud seeding
Yea true but most just go with chem trails due to them useing chemicals to manipulate it. In reality it wont matter much when I build the HARP
5:30 This feels like when Sam Witwicky found out that Bumblebee wasn't just a car
0:33 i always loved the brownie man. A man extremely qualified but only one weakness... brownies
2:50 unironically badass
What song is that?
Klaus has had a very sad life when you think about it.
Meh, hes a pseudo Nazis. Who cares
@@vampiregamingyt8754 what the fuck is a pseudo nazi
@@xenn4985 a pseudo Nazis is comparable to today's white supremacists anti semetic groups.
@@vampiregamingyt8754 how the fuck is the fish a pseudo nazi
@@xenn4985 all the stuff he says in regards to jews
@0:05 the wave in the back 😅😅😂😂😂 these two are funny as hell
"You wouldn't hurt a guy in a Wheelchair?"
"Yes, but I would hurt a guy WITH his Wheelchair"
Might be the best joke MacFarlane has written in a long time.
The fact that the cia has this technology lying around is amazing yet terrifying
Imagine the next world war
Patrick Stewart roasting Star Trek fans is gold
“You wouldn’t hurt a guy in a wheel chair right?”
“Of course not. But I will hurt a guy WITH his wheel chair”
29:20 actually it makes sense since Stan is Hung as Fuck so if his "Manhood" is huge her "Womanhood" should too
0:36- BROWNIES
That Holodeck scene. Genius
29:36
“Steve if you wanna pay respects to a Fat Man who Died on the Toilet we can Visit your Aunt Mary's Grave.”
Bullock has to rock out on top of the building to call in Thor and bring some thunder
0:37 BROWNIES
*mech noises *Piggy eating noises
*Sigh He makes it difficult to negotiate 😂
16:14 OMG poor Reginald!! How could they?? He was cute as a button🎼
Let's start a list of all technology shown.
1. Anti aging.
2. Telepathic DS9 style l
3. Weather Control
5. Brainswithing surgery X3
6. Hybrrnation
7. 5. Used to make a sentant car/Soul transfer
8. Dementinal transfer
9. Cyborg
10. Androids
11. Liquid to medicine and other drugs transfer
8. Handheld long range tricorder
9. Steroids X2
10. Lazer Defense System/Transformers
11. Memory Neutralizer
12. Working Clones X4
13. Regeneration
14. Spisies changing X4
15. Transporter
16. Holo Deck/Holograms
17. DNA Editing AKA C.R.I.S.P.E.R.
18. Other gender/Species translator
19. Gender Changing
20. Artificial Memory Chambers
21. 24+ energy/sleep in a pin a pill
22. Hidden cameras
23. Ketomine, Spice, super Street Drugs, Steroids, Bacta
“Sounds like someone’s been to Trinidad but not Tobago.” Lmaoooo the way he said that.
i forget that stan is actually a cia agent sometimes
22:46
Bullock: The what now?
Stan: From Star Trek.
Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80's and early 90's getting laid, Smith.
AUUUUCH! Now that was a burn if I ever heard any.
2:48 so Avery Bullock is a bard... that explains so much
I dont think that old computer could hold the entire conscience of 4 people.
Their consciences aren't as big as you thought.
Hell, I'm not even sure it could run a _normal goldfish!_
Steve gets credit for overpowering a grown man that surprised him with a weapon.
Stan went to race riot disturbingly fast
BROWNIES!!!!!
CIA tech, the "I'm an alien." mcguffin for everyone who isn't Roger.
Thanks you I've been waiting for this for 13 years in Azkaban
28:32 is still fucking gold
I wonder if some of these inventions are actually real and they just make random funny scenarios for the show as an excuse to present them
Weather control is real
10:31 I don’t get why Stan got upset at “protestants only” when he himself is Episcopalian which is a mainline protestant denomination. Bad continuity I guess?
@changingthelawsofphysics Okay my bad
13:52 See Punisher the Movie and any other fight scene to see why piercings should never be worn in a fight lol
Ow
19:03 jesus that was fast
Girlfriend: my bf must be cheating
Boyfriend and the boyz: BROWNIESSSS
I would pay at least half my life savings for those no-sleep pills.
I think out of all American Dad, “BROWNIES!!!” will stay burned in my mind.
"were getting these girls drunk so we can kiss them"
The fact that the joke didn't age well considering the context of the time is the most hilarious thing
Thanks to the person that always made this copilations.
Always end here after i smoke, after a long week of work and just laugh. So thank you kind stranger that i Will never know.
CRISPR explained amazingly here
The best joke ever was Patrick Stewart not knowing the holodeck
Wait, why does it look like they’re all holding the camera while pooping lol
Anyone noticed that Francine’s necklace disappeared then reappears when she pulled out the brownies
Pill should never be twice the recommended dosage
It's funny how Bullock, who's voiced by Picard, doesn't know about Star Trek.
I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches cre by Jack Harper
When the guy loves brownies so much
“Your car is now your former fish bro” bit was great
Love these, isn't your work but these little videos make me laugh
It turns out dr weissmen is a big fan of $20
I am deceased rip
What's the most embarrassing thing you don't want people seeing? You leave my children out of this always gets me
bro I just completely fucking lost it when he gave him a raspberry
I love how the showrunners are literally "creators of American dad" in universe as inventors
The Controllers just have to show us the truth, they cannot help themselves!
EXACTLY. People really think this shit just for comedy 🤦🏾♂️ shit is real
On gawd
Dumasses