More Nick. 🎉I love you Potato but I would push you out of the way to be face 2 face with that hottie. ❤ Can we see him a channel where he has a talk show ie Tom Green but funny😊
Lol. The walls in my kitchen and living room are deep stained wood. I wish I had the money to redo them. But I always say it's like being in a termite's asshole. 😌
Using Satan to describe things always gets me a laugh. and I keep finding new ones to say. Too spicy: sucking on Satan's toe/dick Too spicy and tastes bad: I've been licking Satan's asshole Too hot and smells: Satan's been eating taco bell and refried beans again! "Aunt Flo" comes to visit (aka, period): Satan's waterfall. Too rough and dry: licking Satan's sandpaper ass
I watched this first thing in the morning, and man oh man, it has gotten my day started wonderfully! Hilarious! Who needs The Golden Girls when you can have Matteo and Nick In The Kitchen!!
Definitely am going to need more Nick and Matteo content. The Olive Garden video and this one were amazing. Just the plates crashing next to him and him saying "we're under attack" made my week.
WHAT??!! Pergo sauce out of a JAR in an Italian kitchen?! Like an Italian friend of mine said when asked if his mother ever used sauce from a “jar”, he said: “You better NOT use sauce from a ‘jar’!” If there’s sauce in a ‘jar’, it’s because my mother PUT IN in (the sauce) the ‘jar’!
0:22 "...friend Nick" As a Quaker I am going to hazard a guess that he is NOT a member of the Religious Society of Friends. So he is as we Quakers would say, he is a lower case Friend.... ; P
I just played Nick saying, "Can I pour it in now?!" 3:49 for my nephew and asked him who it was. He looked at me with a puzzled look on his face, as if to say, "Are you dumb?" and replied, "Squidward."
I’m loving your humor! Glad I found you and I subscribed. I was totally thinking “Squidward” when you imitated Nicks voice! Love the cooking 🧑🏻🍳content! ♥️😂 Nick must make regular appearances with you cuz you both together in this video is GREAT! Could not stop smiling and laughing from start to finish! 🥰
Giving me flashbacks of making hummus with my little brother for the first time - crude yet hilarious lmao Full bag of DRY chickpeas, burnt out [dead] blender & left uneaten in the fridge afterwards. No mercy had been seen that day
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More Nick. 🎉I love you Potato but I would push you out of the way to be face 2 face with that hottie. ❤
Can we see him a channel where he has a talk show ie Tom Green but funny😊
Nick is a treasure 🪙🎉❤😊
Clearly we need Nick back for another episode.
Yes please 🙏🏽 this was so funny. Pasta looked tasty. Im hungry now. 😕
CLEAR👏LY👏
No we don’t. He’s too obnoxious. He clearly doesn’t get the joke.
What joke?
I desperately want to know how they met and became friends
Lol I love it that Matteo’s Nick impression is just a Squidward voice 😂
Omg I can’t unhear it now lmao 😂😂😂 it’s so true!!
Or Roger from American Dad 😆
I was about to say that 🤣🤣
He also sounds like a gay Adam Scott
I also love that it’s so accurate😂
Can Nick please be your co-host for this series Matteo? We need this chaotic, hilarious energy consistently!
The Nick Smith Show🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
“Apparently we’re in Satan’s asshole…” I’m gonna use this every time I have to describe something that’s too hot. 🤣
Lol. The walls in my kitchen and living room are deep stained wood. I wish I had the money to redo them. But I always say it's like being in a termite's asshole. 😌
Using Satan to describe things always gets me a laugh. and I keep finding new ones to say.
Too spicy: sucking on Satan's toe/dick
Too spicy and tastes bad: I've been licking Satan's asshole
Too hot and smells: Satan's been eating taco bell and refried beans again!
"Aunt Flo" comes to visit (aka, period): Satan's waterfall.
Too rough and dry: licking Satan's sandpaper ass
I love how sassy Nick is and yet so jumpy. Luckily Matteo can sort if, in a way, keep control and guide the chaos.
I watched this first thing in the morning, and man oh man, it has gotten my day started wonderfully! Hilarious! Who needs The Golden Girls when you can have Matteo and Nick In The Kitchen!!
This is definitely opposites attract. Friendship is an amazing thing and makes no sense. And this was sooo funny
you know you've reached S-tier level of friendship when you can hurl a metric ton of sass and still spend time together productively
The Nick impression is on point, oh my god.
And the fact that he didn't retaliate was gold
Mateo sounded sort of like squidward
@@josephsherby *exactly
The pain in your eyes when Nick says "lasagna fritters for starters" - it's like Madonna at the pieta.
Gayest comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it
It's like watching an old married couple without the benefits :) 😂😍😂
Correction: with all the benefits
@@nightangel3578 Two bottoms doe's not make a top .... 🤔😆🤣
Nick brings some real Dorothy energy to your Blanche/Sophia vibe. 💖💖
YES!!!!
the level of sass is immeasurable
Nicks face when he said it feels like an eternity and looks the other way is so funny!!
More with both of you please! The contrast of both of your cooking/non cooking added 10 years to my life. ❤️
Nick with his hand on his hip is a MOOD.
He really likes his pasta
Definitely am going to need more Nick and Matteo content. The Olive Garden video and this one were amazing. Just the plates crashing next to him and him saying "we're under attack" made my week.
I want a friend like Nick, where we just spend our entire time hanging out and roasting each other to filth.
I am really more interested by your interactions and these bloopers than the pasta. Nick is a treasure.
I just want one friend in my life who I can be as close with as Matteo and Nick are with one another. Beautiful.
Love both these guys. They are so full of joy and sarcasm and simply laugh out loud funny! Love you both!!
I love nick’s demure smile at 5:42… and then you look at Matteo’s face😂
I totally hear squidward too when Nick talks 😂
Yeah Nick needs to be a regular here. 😂
These two need a buddy comedy sitcom.
Yes. Bob can be Elaine but cuter And Potato can be like Kramer
I love Matteo but why is Nick funnier 😂
Because being annoying when someone is trying to be serious is always funnier. Matteo is Dean Martin and Nick is Jerry Lewis.
He isn’t funnier at all.
Nick is that calm and tall friend we have that is just about to burst every time we get critical (as a joke) 😂
😂😂😂the blooper version is so entertaining.
I just got here from your Mall of America roast video and wow, he does sound like Squidward! Love Nick!
PLEASE I NEED MORE VIDEOS OF JUST THE TWO OF YOU DOING STUFF
Or just Nick. Clothing optional
I love you, Matteo!!!! "No redeeming qualities" 🤣😂🤣
ok I see your bantering is part of your friendship lol It keeps me hooked hahaha
Nick is Rodger smith from American dad and I can’t unhear it lmao u guys r hilarious together
I love how easily Matteo laughs .. and Nick is so dry and flat. A great duo 😂
as soon as Matteo pointed out that Nick sounds like Squidward it's made me love Nick more than anyone could have possibly imagined
Nick sounds like Roger from American Dad, and Mateo doing an impression of of nick sounds even more like Roger.
Nick has a real Bette Davis vibe....give him a cigarette already🤣 !
Matteo’s face at the phrase ‘lasagne fritters’ 🤭🤭
3:26
*tearing open pasta box with pointed violence**
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Nick being frightened is a mood.
More! More! For the love of humanity, please we need this duo on the regular!
Nick with the chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden. A true culinary connoisseur 😂
never stop these cooking video please. i LOVE them so much (and nick).
You and Nick need an entire Netflix series just eating and getting into shenanigans 💖👍👍
The golden gays.... We missed another 1 or 2 😂❤❤❤
More episodes with Nick please. You two make a great show. You're on the money!
Im living for him wincing when Matteo calls him friend
“Alright now you can put it in”
That’s what he said 😏😂
This is the best banter, ever. Good friends are hard to find.
WHAT??!! Pergo sauce out of a JAR in an Italian kitchen?! Like an Italian friend of mine said when asked if his mother ever used sauce from a “jar”, he said: “You better NOT use sauce from a ‘jar’!” If there’s sauce in a ‘jar’, it’s because my mother PUT IN in (the sauce) the ‘jar’!
This is Nick's recipe. Matteo does his version afterward. Maybe you missed the original video, this one's just the bloopers and doesn't explain.
Damn! Wouldn't it be a blast to hang out with these 2 guys for a weekend? Good Dudes! And HILARIOUS!
People are going to be so confused why we're friends 😂 brilliant
You were right. Nick does sound like Squidward! 😁
Love you guys together. Maybe more outings & things to do. Ghost hunting? 👻😆
0:22 "...friend Nick" As a Quaker I am going to hazard a guess that he is NOT a member of the Religious Society of Friends. So he is as we Quakers would say, he is a lower case Friend.... ; P
It’s like cooking with Nona. Poor Nick 😂❤
Matteo's resting face when Nick is talking..... i'm dying!!! I can't!!!! LMAO
We want more of this dynamic interaction former episodes; this is so funny as is so relatable; thanks for sharing!.
I love Nick - he’s an adorable puppy
Its always fun to catch up with Nick😊
Who knew that real life squidward would be this classy
The face Nick made everytime Mateo says they're friends! I need this. 🤪
Absolutely love you guys!
It's so nice to see Squidward has one best friend.
I like how I was not the only one that assumed he eats an entire package of pasta
You guys need to do things together more often, you have a good dichotomy!
I cannot believe how much I relate to both parties at the same time 🤣🤣🤣
I just played Nick saying, "Can I pour it in now?!" 3:49 for my nephew and asked him who it was. He looked at me with a puzzled look on his face, as if to say, "Are you dumb?" and replied, "Squidward."
“Now you can put it in”. lol. 😂😂Damn i have a dirty mind!
"Lasagna fritters for the appetizers"
Matteo: [internal italian anger]
“Wait, don’t put it in yet, let me finish getting this up”… that’s what he said.
Gives real Bert and Ernie vibes
3:57 "Alright! Now you can put it in!" 😏
I would have expected the Bloopers episode of „Pasta Pomodoro“ to be a cut down version of just Nick cooking his version.
Nick is such a mood
Finally you have a channel.🤩🤩🤩
Oh my god this made me laugh so hard 😂
Looking forward to seeing you at Market Days in Chicago next weekend!
I’m loving your humor! Glad I found you and I subscribed. I was totally thinking “Squidward” when you imitated Nicks voice! Love the cooking 🧑🏻🍳content! ♥️😂
Nick must make regular appearances with you cuz you both together in this video is GREAT! Could not stop smiling and laughing from start to finish! 🥰
Lucy and Ethel take on pasta lol . We need to see a Mateo vs Nick vs Bob cook off !
this is hysterical...
btw, I totally adore Nick!
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Now that matteo mentioned it, Nick really sounds a little bit like Squidward, 😅
So does he “really” sound like him or “a little bit” ? 🤪
@@teralmiles ahhm. Yes..
Nick is sooo funny! Also anyone else bird watching that giraffe of a man in those shorts
I think you need Nick for every cooking episode.
It’s like a gay Sunshine Boys! I love the bickering banter! 😂
Nick is gorgeous and hilarious 😂
Nick's comedic timing is impeccable
Matteo's impression of Nick is Katherine Hepburn without the shakes.
I haven't laughed this hard in forever
Christ, he does sound like Squidward and then you one up it by imitating his voice 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🦑
Nick really out here doing this commando tho.
your friendship is the best!
Giving me flashbacks of making hummus with my little brother for the first time - crude yet hilarious lmao
Full bag of DRY chickpeas, burnt out [dead] blender & left uneaten in the fridge afterwards.
No mercy had been seen that day
Nick's nerves crack me up! Lol. Jesus Chr.....ist!!!
I just realized Nick reminds me an awful lot of Sheldon Cooper. He should’ve done a guest spot on Big Bang Theory.
So good to see young gay men who have no fear of carbs.
Oh ma gah Matteo is definitely the kinda passenger who won’t shut up the entire trip turn left play this why did u take the left 🤣
I don't know, man, I could really go for some more nick in these videos.
I'm with Nick as far as his Olive Garden choices! Those are mine too! Lol!
The infamous Nick.