(Former) WORLD RECORD! Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator - Any%

My world record run for Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator! (SWOTS).
Is it a world record because there are no other runs yet? Yes. Still counts. Beat my run and become the new world record holder!
NOTE: I stopped the timer 2 seconds early, so the final time is 26:49
EDIT: There's a new world reccord! Go watch the new one: • Former World Record An...

[@cyboygaming1925]

THE MARKET HAS CLOSE-
*slams fist on trade button immediately*
THE MARKET HAS OPENED

[@Thepaleking1920]

Hi crusader

[@kevinmerlos409]

I would have to be on cocaine to approach this man’s speed and efficiency, good shit

[@jengalabsc]

Good run, plenty of room for improvement

[@jayst]

This game really has the best soundtrack ever

[@user-os3sf6sd7z]

do you think you will do any more speedruns on the game?

[@NoddinOff.]

You didnt bother paying off any traders?

[@BrutuxMusic]

Listen up. My girlfriend has casually achieved the world record for this game (most likely due to impossible RNG). She cleared the game on day 2.
We're not speedrunning folks, so we didn't record it, but we DO have the final ending screen, and we kept the savefile too. I couldn't believe my eyes when she completed this newly bought game in what felt under five minutes(???).
Here. i.imgur.com/qFbwpnQ.png