Every Hymn Should Be Written By Pirates. Steve Soelberg

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  • Every hymn should be written by pirates, and Steve Soelberg should have to sing them for you. Watch "Pirate Hymns" by Steve Soelberg only at www.drybarcomed...

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  • @christinecunningham8503
    @christinecunningham8503 4 роки тому +256

    I’ve been on the Lard’s side, singing that hymn, for 70 years. I will never, ever be able to sing it with the same spirit now.

    • @joyful_tanya
      @joyful_tanya 4 роки тому +17

      You made me laugh out loud. May the Lard bless ye...😆

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 4 роки тому +10

      @@joyful_tanya Arrrr

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 місяці тому +1

      *Laird ☠️😁🕊️🙏

  • @katniptime4me
    @katniptime4me 4 роки тому +378

    “Are ya on the Lard’s side?” 🤣😆😂

  • @Landon_Durrant
    @Landon_Durrant 4 роки тому +347

    Being an organist. I'm going to have some fun with this hymn now.

    • @Landon_Durrant
      @Landon_Durrant 4 роки тому +17

      @Sarah Anderson I've had the organ calling for 18 years. The calling of ward organist and the term " Til death do us part " has a lot more in common than most of us know. All of that being said. I do my best to bring the hymns alive. Rather it through the Baptist way or the new pirate way lol.

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 4 роки тому +10

      I wish my mom was still alive to hear this! My dad is a pastor, and she played the organ, piano & guitar for many services and she, too, would have had a blast with "the pirate song" lol

    • @jasonripley555
      @jasonripley555 4 роки тому +4

      I haven't played that hymn much on the organ, but I sure want to now!

    • @Landon_Durrant
      @Landon_Durrant 4 роки тому +5

      @@jasonripley555 we might as well have a little fun with it.

    • @kubel83
      @kubel83 4 роки тому +14

      I’m not religious or anything, yet I actually go to church now and then just so I can listen to when the organist plays. Something very special about the sound and feel from the organ in a church. Sounds amazing and I get goosebumps every time. Sorry for my English I’m danish.

  • @leannroberts4963
    @leannroberts4963 2 роки тому +39

    This was literally the closing hymn at my daughter's farewell yesterday! I died laughing through the whole song and couldn't even sing. SO much better than crying through Called to Serve or God be with You Till We Meet Again. 😆

    • @elainebarnes7012
      @elainebarnes7012 8 місяців тому

      I have a list of hymns I refuse to play. Now I’m the Ward Music Director. There is a list I refuse to be played. This is one on the list. 😂 There’s no way I could get through this, playing or singing. I’d fall apart.

  • @MorganWallaceMusic
    @MorganWallaceMusic 4 роки тому +214

    "He's walking on the water, you'll see him". Dead 🤣

    • @BlackTomorrowMusic
      @BlackTomorrowMusic 4 роки тому +12

      When I worked at Walmart I had a coworker who would occasionally say "Oh, sweet Jesus" when something went wrong. I'd tell her "I think I saw him walking on the water aisle." Went right over her head.

    • @annahgibbus8
      @annahgibbus8 4 роки тому +3

      @@BlackTomorrowMusic LMBO 🤣

  • @MultiBritt08
    @MultiBritt08 4 роки тому +179

    Jesus take the sails. 😂😂😂

  • @gsusfrk333
    @gsusfrk333 4 роки тому +216

    Instructions: Sing Pirately.

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 4 роки тому +5

      It's true. Right there in the green hymnal.

  • @susancammerer5350
    @susancammerer5350 4 роки тому +149

    Falling out of my chair! Ill never sing that hymn again without laughing! 😂

    • @mordyfisher4269
      @mordyfisher4269 4 роки тому +3

      Whats the actual name of the hymn?

    • @susancammerer5350
      @susancammerer5350 4 роки тому +9

      @@mordyfisher4269 "Who's on the Lord's Side?" #260 in the current hymnal. Music by Henry H. Russell 1818 - 1900.

    • @christaverduren690
      @christaverduren690 4 роки тому +3

      @@susancammerer5350 Thank you! I've been a member 32 years and never heard of this LOL I think my ward is a bit dry when it comes to humor haha

    • @susancammerer5350
      @susancammerer5350 4 роки тому +4

      @@christaverduren690 I guess it just takes a different perspective - and he really came through! Gotta love RMs! 😁

    • @cheriseelliott9230
      @cheriseelliott9230 4 роки тому +4

      Right? I know I'll giggle next time we sing it. 😂

  • @sheilarobinson9732
    @sheilarobinson9732 4 роки тому +25

    My Dad was a Baptist preacher with a wicked sense of humor. He taught us new lyrics to the chorus of "At The Cross." *** At the bar, At the bar Where I smoked my first cigar And the money in my pocket rolled away..... It was there by chance I tore my Sunday pants And now I have to wear them everyday. *** Chances are, you may catch yourself singing these lyrics in church service as I still do. You're welcome!!!

  • @kristitaylor5682
    @kristitaylor5682 2 роки тому +22

    I'm the ward music director and after watching this with my husband (who is currently the bishop) I can guarantee this Hymn is going to be on the program next week, just so I can see if he's able to sing it with a straight face 😂😂

  • @kevinmcneill7
    @kevinmcneill7 4 роки тому +98

    The tune is "A life on the Ocean Wave", The Royal Marine march past

  • @farmkidspm
    @farmkidspm 3 роки тому +8

    We sang that song today. I couldn't sing because I couldn't stop thinking of this and laughing. This song will never be the same for me.

  • @stormalexa8817
    @stormalexa8817 4 роки тому +16

    I’m in PAIN from laughing so much 😂 I love his carefree energy. He isn’t there to make you have fun, he’s there to have fun with you! I have to watch the rest of this special!

  • @kgbear3662
    @kgbear3662 4 роки тому +72

    Now that was WORK, . I’ve seen art but that’s talent. And it takes talent to pull that joke off. And he didn’t dodge it he drove it home all the way and made it funnier as he went all the while being wise as a serpent and harmless as a dove. Bravo Sir.

  • @smashley5687
    @smashley5687 Рік тому +6

    This one and “Master the Tempest is Raging” have always given me pirate vibes😂🏴‍☠️

  • @briansmith8730
    @briansmith8730 4 роки тому +19

    I'm going to have to leave Sacrament Meeting from now on whenever this is hymn is scheduled. I won't be able to make it without laughing.

  • @lorenakoran2
    @lorenakoran2 4 роки тому +5

    I grew up very Christian. We had a similar pirate song but I don't recall singing it at church, I think it was sung at some youth groups. Mostly we sang it at the top of our lungs while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. It was sung to the actual Pirates of the Caribbean melody but with Christian lyrics. It went, "Yo ho yo ho the Christian Life for me, we read we sing we laugh we pray the Christian life for me, I know my Lord is coming soon coming for you and me so yo ho yo ho the Christian life for me." Sometimes someone would get embarrassed and I couldn't figure out why. Lol!
    I just want to add that this was way before the movies ever came out.

  • @dessalynn7289
    @dessalynn7289 4 роки тому +21

    How refreshing and great to hear clean comedy!!

  • @carsonrush4152
    @carsonrush4152 4 роки тому +64

    So let's dig deeper into this. If you check the "Titles, Tunes, and Meters" section of the hymn book, you can find the meter of the song, which is appropriately called "Ocean Wave" and the meter is 6 6 6 6 (12 lines). The reason this is important is that every song with a similar meter can be sung to this tune and in a similar fashion. Songs in this meter include...
    ... Sadly, after as little research, I have found that there are no other songs that match this meter perfectly.
    However, the 2 songs "Thy Servants Are Prepared" and "We Love Thy House, O God" can be sang to this tune, except 3 verses of them fit into 1 verse of "Who's on the Lord's Side"...
    ... Even better! "Thy Servants Are Prepared" is a missionary song that can be sung like pirates, sounding like an intense Deus Vult tavern shanty.

    • @kaylahall1219
      @kaylahall1219 4 роки тому +9

      Master, the tempest is raging. Speed it up just a bit...😁👍💖

    • @carsonrush4152
      @carsonrush4152 4 роки тому +2

      @@kaylahall1219, you're a genius!!!

    • @kaylahall1219
      @kaylahall1219 4 роки тому +4

      @@carsonrush4152 not a genius, just been told it's a pirate hymn. 😁👍

  • @Earthy9025
    @Earthy9025 4 роки тому +123

    😃 This was the comic relief I needed today. I totally got all the jokes. Thank you!

  • @captjamus
    @captjamus 4 роки тому +47

    So I'm not Mormon and wasn't raised religious,. But somewhere in my youth (or childhood) I learned about singing (film Sound of Music), learned about Hymns (Sunday morning radio), and learned about pirates (from books - Treasure Island). This kid did a great set. He got the crowd going and kept the laughter rolling. Yeah - good set. Seems that some folk in the comments section might do well to pull that stick out of their a**.

  • @katen74
    @katen74 4 роки тому +47

    Hahaha! I have been saying this for years!! I always called it the Irish Beer Drinking song. Whenever we'd sing it I'd pretend I was holding a beer and sway. Mom and Dad didn't like. My husband didn't appreciate it either.

    • @marlenecranford8957
      @marlenecranford8957 4 роки тому +1

      I love this too much! :D

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 4 роки тому +4

      Haha! We always thought "Master the Tempest is Raging" sounded like a drinking song.

    • @anodizedpanel9245
      @anodizedpanel9245 4 роки тому +1

      Not exactly quietly dignified

    • @TamaraWRamirez
      @TamaraWRamirez 4 роки тому +1

      YES!!! Right? The pirateyness is hard to miss.

    • @rachelczumaya2806
      @rachelczumaya2806 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 even if they didn’t, I think Jesus did 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenator0281
    @stevenator0281 4 роки тому +83

    The pirate accent IS Irish! "Me Bucko", is "Mo buachaill" ("my boy") in Irish.

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 4 роки тому +2

      @@kelseybarrett3560 If you're hungry enough, you'll take ANYTHING from a 1-legged cook.

    • @rfresa
      @rfresa 8 місяців тому

      It's actually a West Country British accent, and comes from one of the first actors to play Long John Silver on screen. In reality pirates had all kinds of accents.

  • @dawnlapka2433
    @dawnlapka2433 4 роки тому +3

    Mission Volunteer! Been on Mission Trips! The fact that he started his routine with the story of a Mission Trip cracks me up! Mission Volunteers Unite! ✌️🤗😋!!!!

  • @curious.learner24
    @curious.learner24 9 місяців тому +1

    I was sitting at the Primary Sacrament program when they played this song. All of a sudden I realized it was the Pirate Song being song for The Lard! We love this so much!

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 місяці тому +1

      *Laird (lard is rendered pork fat lol)

  • @ederdstark1128
    @ederdstark1128 4 роки тому +4

    How could he release such a bombshell of a song and not make a full Cover????!

  • @cherylbrown5106
    @cherylbrown5106 4 роки тому +7

    There are actually TWO pirates hymns in the book. For more comedic material check out "Ring Out Wild Bells". We sing this every New Year's in my congregation. When my daughter was 7 or 8 she said, "It's Pirates of the Caribbean!" We started laughing so hard the Bishop saw and started laughing too.

  • @jrhorsley5467
    @jrhorsley5467 4 роки тому +2

    “Lord I Need You” is the best pirate song there is. I joked around on night during worship team practice and then couldn’t get the accent out of my head come Sunday morning.

  • @lethalweeaboo2239
    @lethalweeaboo2239 4 роки тому +20

    When ye make the missionaries walk the plank but the holy ghost be in ye, arrgh

  • @HCEllwine
    @HCEllwine 4 роки тому +10

    I loved his full special on their app.

  • @jennyhahn1850
    @jennyhahn1850 4 роки тому +11

    Have some salt water, my tears from laughing and a tinkle or two running down my leg...lol.

  • @julie007ght
    @julie007ght 4 роки тому +2

    Genius!!!! I’ll always think of the pirate version of this hymn when it’s sung now!

  • @aaronandrews3059
    @aaronandrews3059 4 роки тому +43

    He forgot the Irish drinking hymn as well. This was so funny. Just what I needed to bring a spring to me step and a tickle to my funny bone.

    • @derekdoth
      @derekdoth 4 роки тому +2

      Now I have to know which hymn that is!

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 4 роки тому +2

      Which hymn is the Irish Drinking song?!? 😃

    • @michaelarnold1150
      @michaelarnold1150 4 роки тому +4

      Scatter sunshine.

    • @connerwassom4483
      @connerwassom4483 4 роки тому +1

      Aaron Andrews, you are a legend! That's so true! Hahaha!

    • @KaylieStewartMusic
      @KaylieStewartMusic 4 роки тому +1

      @@BoMwarriorVlog “Have I Done Any Good in the World Today” lol

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 4 роки тому +2

    His enthusiasm as soon as he heard the first bit is so so funny. Absolutely a mood

  • @SarahMerrill
    @SarahMerrill 4 роки тому +11

    Truth. When I was in the MTC years ago--about to go on a mission, our whole group sang this song and called it the Pirate Song--and we totally sang it like pirates. :)

  • @visualpun650
    @visualpun650 2 роки тому +1

    "His Mercy is More" is the most Irish pub / sea shanty / piratey worship in recent mind. Lots of lovely covers on the tube but all try so hard to drain shanty -ness out of it. Who else needs the Lard 's mercy than a pirate scalliwag.

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 місяці тому +1

      *Laird (Jesus was Jewish & probably not keen on being called pig fat)

  • @ChristopherJManess
    @ChristopherJManess 4 роки тому +46

    The colloquial pirate accent is actually Western England, like Cornwall.

    • @sojournerd6285
      @sojournerd6285 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks this actually had me thinking, what accent is a pirate accent?

    • @ChristopherJManess
      @ChristopherJManess 4 роки тому +2

      @@sojournerd6285, I love learning! I can never know enough.

    • @UltimateJoolsFan
      @UltimateJoolsFan 3 роки тому +1

      You mean Penzance! :D

  • @TheCknelson
    @TheCknelson 4 роки тому +12

    Now I'm going to always think of a pirate when I sing this ha ha!

  • @medhat4B
    @medhat4B 4 роки тому +3

    Hilarious. As a kid, I envisioned different imagery in a few LDS hymns that made me giggle. I like this.

  • @sarahleishman5942
    @sarahleishman5942 4 роки тому +3

    I will never sing this hymn again without thinking about this!!!

  • @7ajhubbell
    @7ajhubbell 3 роки тому +2

    This was laugh out loud, tears welling in the eyes, funny to me!

  • @schalaofzeal
    @schalaofzeal 3 роки тому +4

    You can tell when the audience recognized the song. 😆

  • @noondayfair
    @noondayfair 4 роки тому +2

    I'm passing this video on to one of our song leaders IMMEDIATELY!!

  • @Built2Fast
    @Built2Fast 4 роки тому +7

    LMFAO - I love Dry Bar Comedy!!

  • @brookeaprilrain10
    @brookeaprilrain10 4 роки тому +4

    I love this hymn even more now!

  • @sallybradshaw4576
    @sallybradshaw4576 4 роки тому +7

    I sent this to my mom because we've had this exact same conversation.

  • @getdusty1
    @getdusty1 4 роки тому +7

    My brother and I are in our 60's and we have a lot of fun with the hymn, "Are You Sowing The Seed". One of us is always the king and the other is always the dumb brother.

    • @getdusty1
      @getdusty1 4 роки тому

      My wife and I have three daughters. When out oldest was about 5, she thought the line in the chorus to "Victory in Jesus", was "He punched me to victory..."

  • @aaronclawson861
    @aaronclawson861 4 роки тому +3

    I won't be hearing that song the same way in church ever again!

  • @Pocketfarmer1
    @Pocketfarmer1 4 роки тому +64

    “Oh, Lord above,
    send down a dove,
    with beaks as sharp as razors
    To slit the throats
    Of them there folks
    Who sell bad beer to sailors.”
    There is more .... look it up.

    • @HunterTheMan01
      @HunterTheMan01 4 роки тому +10

      I read it in a pirate voice lmaoo

    • @striker-90921
      @striker-90921 4 роки тому +5

      @@HunterTheMan01 at this point I think we all are

  • @erglelergle8476
    @erglelergle8476 4 роки тому +12

    Ok, off to the piano with me. Gotta do the whole song.

  • @raymondlopez6271
    @raymondlopez6271 4 роки тому +3

    This made me laugh thanks. Now I can't get the pirate hymn out of my mind🤣

  • @cm9405
    @cm9405 4 роки тому +4

    I would go to church again for this.

  • @ohifonlyx33
    @ohifonlyx33 4 роки тому +3

    No joke, we have a song in our church that at least half of the congregation (it's a small church lol) sings with an Irish Pirate accent. "Cheer Up Ye Saints of God, there's nothing to worry about, nothing to make you feel afraid, nothing to make you doubt" becomes "Chair oop ye saints oov Gud, thar's nootin' tah weary a-boot, nootin' tah make ya feel afrad, nootin' to make ya doot..." IT NEVER FAILS TO CHEER ME UP.

    • @Oilstories
      @Oilstories 4 роки тому +2

      ohifonlyx33, I’d love a link to this song. For that great day, whenever it be, when we put on our pirate concert, lol

  • @timmholl9238
    @timmholl9238 4 роки тому +2

    The entire world is quarantined, and UA-cam did *not* recommend this to me?
    Thanks a lot, stupid algorithm.
    PS: I thought he was gonna go there --> "We are the pirates who don't do anything..."

    • @atomicBlaze21
      @atomicBlaze21 4 роки тому +1

      We just stay home and lie around
      (esp with quarantine)

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 4 роки тому +2

    I've found a new favorite comedian!

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 4 роки тому +11

    How to Make Hymns Fun, Meaningful, and Memorable"

  • @thelasticonoclast9467
    @thelasticonoclast9467 4 роки тому +233

    When Mormons get edgy.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +12

      cough-polygamy-cough

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +5

      @ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou Or that many women all orchestrating their menstrual cycles like PMS Tabernacle Choir in one household!

    • @ikestaples5563
      @ikestaples5563 4 роки тому +47

      Okay, I actually am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known colloquially as a Mormon) so I'm going to point some things out. We do not practice polygamy (and haven't since The Manifesto, written by former church president Wilford Woodruff in 1890). Sorry to bother ya if you were just joking around and knew this already.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +14

      @@ikestaples5563 LDS may not but other sects do. My joke was saying something to make "Mormons" edgy/anxious/grumpy. I was specifically using that stereotype for comic effect. The fact that it is generally untrue is sort of what gives it wings, and your correction (which is fair and needful) is confirmation that it landed. XD

    • @jonathansmith114
      @jonathansmith114 4 роки тому +7

      @@Psychol-Snooper *Cough*You're an idiot if you believe the rumors*cough*

  • @LaundryFaerie
    @LaundryFaerie 4 роки тому +10

    It's my theory that in every generation, there's a compiler of hymns who decides to play the time-honored game of "Punk the Mormons."
    "Let's put in a pirate hymn, matey!"
    "Let's slip 'Scotland the Brave' in there!"
    "Let's make 'em sing 'yoo-hoo unto Jesus'!"
    "Let's keep adding verses! Start with 'There is no end to' and append random nouns."
    "Let's sneak in 'Go Tell Aunt Rhody the Old Grey Goose is Dead' and see if they notice."

    • @DC-nw3uc
      @DC-nw3uc 3 роки тому +2

      Lol at the Go tell Aunt Rhody... Everytime we sing that song in church I sing those words.

    • @rachelramos2223
      @rachelramos2223 2 роки тому

      @@DC-nw3uc I used to play that one, lol. It was easier to learn because it was a familiar tune 😅

    • @lindabartholomew6435
      @lindabartholomew6435 Рік тому

      That's the song I always thought was funny. You who unto Jesus!! They've altered the words now.

  • @beantrance
    @beantrance 4 роки тому +2

    LOL. I kind of love ya, Steve. This was great!

  • @austincope8433
    @austincope8433 4 роки тому +23

    High on a mountain top, a badger chased a squirrel.

    • @kaylahall1219
      @kaylahall1219 4 роки тому

      Oh my gosh! I'm dying!

    • @Oilstories
      @Oilstories 4 роки тому

      More lyrics! Never heard this one!

    • @miscellaneousdebrisandtidb8309
      @miscellaneousdebrisandtidb8309 4 роки тому

      @@Oilstories high on a mountain top, a banner is unfurled, ye nation's now look up, it waves to all the world.

    • @Oilstories
      @Oilstories 4 роки тому

      @@miscellaneousdebrisandtidb8309, well, yes, I know the original hymn... I was just hoping for the lyrics to the parody :D

  • @calebbarton4293
    @calebbarton4293 4 роки тому +27

    The songs you are looking for are: A Life on The Ocean Waves, and Who’s On The Lord’s Side Who? (The church of Jesus Christ version)

    • @jimpemberton
      @jimpemberton 4 роки тому +1

      I played trombone with a Marine Corps field band. We played A Life on the Ocean Wave more than once, especially when we got together with the British Royal Marines (although it's an American song). It's a fine march, and unfortunate that it has somehow become associated with pirates.

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you, my good sir

  • @patrickbb9470
    @patrickbb9470 4 роки тому +10

    My friends dad calls that hymn " the owl song!"

  • @sandraveltri2492
    @sandraveltri2492 4 роки тому +5

    His pirates are Irish. How hilarious! 😂🤣

  • @Brookesk1977
    @Brookesk1977 4 роки тому +91

    That would be Jesus take the tiller.

    • @andrewvhow
      @andrewvhow 4 роки тому +5

      Tiller is so much more fun to say in pirate anyway!

  • @idontthink
    @idontthink 4 роки тому +10

    Who else clicked cause of the misspelled “hymns” in the thumbnail?

    • @andrewf8366
      @andrewf8366 4 роки тому +1

      It's either a brilliant move, or an idiotic one that happened to work.

    • @CSNCSNCSN
      @CSNCSNCSN 4 роки тому +1

      Clickbait for pedants! ...it worked.

  • @cheeto4493
    @cheeto4493 4 роки тому +29

    Reminds me of singing "Amazing Grace" lyrics to the "Gilligan's Island" theme song tune

    • @TisOnlyAScratch
      @TisOnlyAScratch 4 роки тому +10

      I told my husband if he dies first, that's how we're singing Amazing Grace at his funeral.

    • @Dan-vr7zs
      @Dan-vr7zs 4 роки тому +1

      I can't imagine the result of that mix...

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist 4 роки тому +2

      I’m dying this is the best XD

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 4 роки тому

      Oh my gosh!!!! I just tried that and it made me laugh so hard!!!!!

    • @kd5nrh
      @kd5nrh 4 роки тому +2

      More fun to House of the Rising Sun.

  • @johnandrews3518
    @johnandrews3518 4 роки тому +1

    Very well delivered, sir.

  • @SDU2023
    @SDU2023 4 роки тому +1

    YES!!! I always knew there was a pirate hymn in that book. And a couple of drinking songs too. :)

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +2

      Fitting. What was Jesus' first miracle?
      "Yo J. We're out of booze."
      "Check again."
      "Nice!"

    • @netmarcos1
      @netmarcos1 4 роки тому +1

      And let's not forget "Go Tell Aunt Rhody (Hymns #163)

  • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
    @saoirsevicteoiria2759 4 роки тому +1

    Genuinely watching this from Ireland. ROTFL.

  • @randallwescoat9224
    @randallwescoat9224 4 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!!! Thank you for the laugh!

  • @Reaction_Image_Factory
    @Reaction_Image_Factory 4 роки тому +18

    PRAISE THE LARD

  • @HeeminGaminStation
    @HeeminGaminStation 4 роки тому +13

    Hymn 260
    Sing = energetically
    Written in the mid 1800s

    • @marlenecranford8957
      @marlenecranford8957 4 роки тому +8

      No, I'm pretty sure it says sing = pirately

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 2 роки тому

      If whoever is currently compiling the next hymnal doesn't add "sing pirately" to the top of this hymn, what even is the point?

  • @radishsayshi
    @radishsayshi 4 роки тому +2

    As an atheist I don't think I've ever found a Christian comedy bit funnier than this.

  • @lsgutah
    @lsgutah 7 місяців тому

    “Jesus take the sails!” 😅😂

  • @969ixn8
    @969ixn8 4 роки тому +3

    Okay, as a member of the same church and singing this hymn myself, this joke brought tears to my eyes. I will never look at this hymn the same way again.

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey 4 роки тому +26

    I am Pagan + I'd be tempted to go to a Christian church if they were singing that like proper pirates.

    • @texas2step266
      @texas2step266 4 роки тому +1

      It's definitely not a Catholic hymn, but I kinda wish it was.

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds 4 роки тому +5

      I know right. The First Church of Capt. Jack Sparrow.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 4 роки тому +1

      @@texas2step266 What's Catholicism got to do with it?

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 4 роки тому

      @@FoodNerds Huh?

    • @daphneraven9439
      @daphneraven9439 4 роки тому +2

      I used to go a bit early so I could be certain to sit in the pew immediately in front of three particularly sweet ladies, who just couldn’t carry a tune at all; two seemed to be singing Random notes in the correct time, only getting the correct pitch accidentally once in a while, while the third just saying one note through the whole hymn. That note (which somehow wasn’t anywhere in key anytime, ever) just got louder or softer.
      Oh, how I looked forward to each new hymn even more than the last, while I tried not to laugh out loud.

  • @sacredcowtipper1378
    @sacredcowtipper1378 4 роки тому +1

    he didda the pirate swashbucklin' dance. Eye Mate'.

  • @framwinkle
    @framwinkle 4 роки тому +15

    Now I'm curious what Disney movie he was talking about.

    • @arianamauery2531
      @arianamauery2531 4 роки тому +3

      The only one I can think of is a Donald and Goofy short where they go sailing together and they whistle the tune but I can’t think of the short’s name

    • @lechatbotte.
      @lechatbotte. 4 роки тому +4

      Treasure Island look it up

    • @erikdavidson4914
      @erikdavidson4914 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking Peter Pan

    • @princessjenny01
      @princessjenny01 4 роки тому +4

      I thought he just meant Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me

  • @justrelax3743
    @justrelax3743 4 роки тому

    Excellent!!!!!!

  • @mybraineatseverything7404
    @mybraineatseverything7404 3 роки тому +1

    Being an exmo, this is freaking hilarious!

  • @Mac40581
    @Mac40581 4 роки тому +3

    A hoodie under a sports jacket? That's different.

  • @bkm83442
    @bkm83442 4 роки тому

    The original tune was titled, "A Life On An Ocean Wave".

  • @debfryer2437
    @debfryer2437 4 роки тому +5

    You’ve totally spoiled it for me now! I’ll never be able to sing this hymn with a straight face or an English accent again. May God have mercy on myself. Arrr......I’ll just tell Him i didn’t mean to be so irreverent, that it was your fault! 😂😇😂

  • @byusaranicole
    @byusaranicole 4 роки тому

    Holy crap. I'm never going to be able to sing that song again! Lolololol!

  • @audinos1840
    @audinos1840 2 роки тому +1

    To be fair, the song dates to the 1830’s and I think the Mormons adopted the tune long before Disney did.

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +21

    Tell a kid not to do something, and what is the thing they have got to do if it kills them?

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Hartman maybe dad loves the song and knew this. And got what he wanted when they sung it

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 роки тому

      Haha, yup... Growing up, was told "don't do this, don't do that", at a certain age, my response would always be "why" or "why not" and if he didn't actually know how to translate it into 10yr old language, his answer would always be "because i said so". Well that ain't good enough for my inquisitive mind which invariably almost always led to "I told you so" 😄😄😄

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 4 роки тому

      Just Do It.

  • @barbarayoung7109
    @barbarayoung7109 4 роки тому +10

    I want to visit his church and request this song 🤣

    • @funkdefied1
      @funkdefied1 4 роки тому +3

      The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Not an uncommon hymn to hear at their services. They're only doing in-home meetings because of COVID-19 but they should be meeting again soon.

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 4 роки тому

      @@funkdefied1 Though, in my ward once we do start meeting again I need to see if I can suggest this song for a meeting. 😏 ...then once it will be awkward to change, mass share this video! 😅

  • @Jesustilldelivers
    @Jesustilldelivers 4 роки тому

    I've never heard of this song!

  • @AlexBridgesKiev
    @AlexBridgesKiev 4 роки тому

    Well done

  • @jean-lucwalker3690
    @jean-lucwalker3690 4 роки тому +4

    Martin Luther wrote his hymns to pub shantys.

    • @handpaper6871
      @handpaper6871 4 роки тому

      "The Star Spangled Banner" is a tavern song, he was carrying on the tradition.

  • @jennacalicchio4312
    @jennacalicchio4312 4 роки тому +2

    But who pressed thumbs down? This was great!

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 4 роки тому +16

    If this is true, I want to go to church.

  • @garythompson400
    @garythompson400 4 роки тому

    This is amazing.

  • @ginniez.snyder6892
    @ginniez.snyder6892 2 роки тому

    Now I know why a family in my ward requested this song 😂‼️after watching your explanation I don’t know if I can lead it without laughing 🤷🏻‍♀️😂However I will be able to tell whose seen your rendition ! I’ll let you know👍🏻😂Love your delivery AMAZING AND SO ENTERTAINING 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
    Have you thought about doing the Hymn “ in Our Lovely Deseret” page 307
    It’s the MARCHING Hymn😂‼️ I’m new here so someone may have already suggested it. check it out! Thanks

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 роки тому +1

    SINNNG PIRATELYYY 🎶😂

  • @noobsaibot8723
    @noobsaibot8723 4 роки тому +1

    AWESOME!

  • @KingTesticus
    @KingTesticus 4 роки тому +6

    Would you plunder from yer mother?
    Yes I would, yes I would.
    For me mother always said I was no good.
    I'm a sea rat bred& born and I'm leaving in the morn', stand aside me lucky bucko's, let me go.
    Cut my teeth upon a cutlass, yes I did, yes I did. And me poor ol' daddy ran away and hid. He said 'that's no son of mine, let 'im sail across the brine, stand aside for the vermin, let 'im go.'
    If there's plunder in the offin', that's for me that's for me. And I never charge, I'll kill you all for free. Give me lots of lovely loot, and a cask of grog to boot! Up the anchor! Loose the sails! Let me go!
    Now that's a pirate song ;-)

  • @danielthompson6207
    @danielthompson6207 3 роки тому

    Can't remember to whom the quote is attributed, but it's said that if you want to learn to pray, go to sea.

  • @Oilstories
    @Oilstories 4 роки тому +5

    Funny stuff that evokes other musical Mormon memories, such as
    1.) As a Primary music leader or pianist, going through ALL the verses of “Follow the Prophet” to that lovely goosestep rhythm and never failing to get a slight headache from it. P.S.... It DIDN’T help me to learn the history of this song’s composition, esp the intent.
    2.) My husband’s aversion to how SLOWLY and DIRGELIKE so many LDS congregations sing their hymns... especially sacrament hymns... and most especially “Come, Come, Ye Saints”. Actually, the only way he can stand that one is as a polka.
    3.) My shock in meeting to hear my peers sing alternative lyrics such as, “Choose the rice when LaChoy is placed before you”... or my sister insisting that “I Am A Child of God” says “parents kinda weird”
    4.) Feeling awkward as a YW and YSA whenever the word breast or bosom was in a hymn. Such as in verse 2 of “Sweet Is The Work”. Agh.
    5.) Those really ODD hymns whose melodies just didn’t fit the lyrics... Such as Hymn 114, “Come Unto Him”. To me it sounds like a merry-go-round calliope organ.
    6.) When we used to have a hymn practice time after sacrament meeting... we had an excellent chorister who tried, unsuccessfully, to get LDS people to think more seriously about the words and music. So she’d have us sing a well-known song to a different melody from the hymn book that had the same meter. People in our ward got SO IRRITATED with her. I don’t know if they were purists or what. Meanwhile, my kids grew up singing Michael Card’s much more joyous version of “How Firm A Foundation” (See his Be My Vision album)
    7.) Trying not to squirm out of my skin or die an agonizing death as I sat torturously still while enduring yet another female soloist hit the highest, climactic notes of an oversung song so painfully off-pitch that my microbiome almost went extinct within me.
    8.) The sublime pleasure, as ward organist, of practicing my favorite anthem-like hymns like “Now Thank We All Our God” in an empty chapel, in an empty building, with the volume up as high as my eardrums could stand.

    • @UltimateJoolsFan
      @UltimateJoolsFan 3 роки тому +4

      Ours was, choose the sprite when the coke is placed before you...

  • @erniemiller1953
    @erniemiller1953 4 роки тому

    I was expecting, "Will Your Anchor Hold?"