Him: *tries to bite me* Me: *does a sans* Him: *tries again* Me: cha cha real smooth Him: *tries a third time* Me: *does my every crush* Him: quit moving! Me: or what are you gonna suck my bloo-
Lucky for you I'm somewhat of an expert on vampires- kidding but no it purely depends on the lore you go with some people interpret vampiric fangs as "straws" though most just interpret it as fangs being just a way to puncture your skin and vampiric saliva has all kinds of wacky side effect (depending on the writer/creator etc) lol this is kinda long sorry
Normal definition: Monsters are terrifying beings that can kill people like us. *^* My Definition: Monsters are hot dudes that have gracefully come upon our planet. They totally exist *v*
Him:we could get to know each other if you prefer Me:*thinking "lives in a chain has enough to sweets to late a while and all I have to pay in by giving him some blood" smiles* you got yourself a blood bag
The village: MONSTER!!! Me: Twilight boi that doesn't poof, and makes puns? He is no monster He is best boi! Edit: He even tells you your blushing he's a keeper. He called you "Sweety" And I swear when he "bites" you my neck ran cold and my heart pounded. Double edit: AH! 80 likes! Jesus!
*snuggles under a blanket by the fire* A warm place, plenty of food, and a gentle vampire who actually cares about the comfort of their donor? Yep. I'm never leaving. You'll just have to deal with it.
Me: *Gets on Phone and goes on UA-cam, and Searches "Vampire Asmr"* *See's Beautiful face, see's abs* Me: *Shocked* My face: EXTREMELY Red My heart: Racing Me rn: @//////@
not even 3 minutes later: Vampire Levi: "I want to suck your blood." Me: "bruv, just 3 minutes ago, you said you *wouldn't bite me* and after that, all of a sudden you want to drink my blood? man, make up your mind, are you hungry or *NOT???* "
Him: your hearts speeding up dont be scared Me: im not scared youre just to adorable UwU At the end i got up to clean my backpack and my legs just gave up. I was only on the bed for this video. I swear he really drank my blood XD
@@phantasmicx741 that sucks!! :( sounds like what my parents would do if i came out. really happy that your friends and teachers are supportive though!
I've watched too many of these videos to be able to ignore the fact that it totally is a reference to what you think it is. I won't stop those innocent people from believing it is what it looks like but people like you and me... We both know our innocence was lost long ago. See you in heII, atleast now I have a friend ♡
Him: "you find a house on the mountain and find a cute vampire boy like me inside. Sounds like quite the fantasy, doesn't it?" Me: *First* you said it...not me *Second* yOu KnOw It, BoI!!!!!¡!
Me: What do we want?! Other followers: A Part 2!!! Me: When do we want it?! ... Whenever you get the chance, pretty please, and remember we love you!! 🙏🥺 🙏
I am early, hooray, this is a great sign for 2020. Loved the content soooo much, I just love vampire ASMRs you have no idea!!! Can't wait for your next vid Parker, have a lovely day
Vampire: No I was trying to relax and watch Disney. Me: Wait, I'm sorry but do you only have Disney movies? Vampire: Yes? Me: Wanna have a Disney marathon with platonic cuddles in a pillow fort? Vampire: Um, sure? Me: Yay! ~Hugs him~
Him : I’m a vampire Me : *gets garlic butter* I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, AND GARLIC ON MY SIDE Also him : so,what ya doing here little human Me : JUST BECAUSE IM 4 FEET TALL DOES NOT MEAN IM SMALL
Idk if I commented this already, but this was literally my first ASMR roleplay I ever listened to (the start of my addiction lol), and I still come to this like once a month for the nostalgia💗
Me: I wanna cuddle vampire boi UwU Vampire Boi: 4:10 Me: **feels attacked and kink-shamed** Still wanna cuddle tho 😂😂😂 Also I placed the timestamp for my own fancy but if you like it, yeah 😁
![ASMR Vampire Love Hotel | Male Vampire ASMR Roleplay [Vampire Feeding] [Gender Neutral]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qfcAp6NZlmc/mqdefault.jpg)
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“I feel your heart pounding. There’s nothing to be afraid of, human”
HAHA YEAH THATS WHY MY HEARTS POUNDING HAHAHAHAHAHA-
YAAASSS
Lol
True tho
Ye
WELL
listener: *sees random cabin in the mountains*
"it's free real estate"
Oml XD
😂😂😂😂
Why can I hear the meme 🤣🤣🤣
hehe
Y E S
*human goes to the mountains*
Vampire:"oh boy! Delivery is here!"
Its not delivery, its Digiornio
@@vanillune love the addition 👏👌
peoponi :))
peoponi 👏👏👏
Vanillama728 respecc👏🏻✊🏻
-he tries to bite me-
Me : **SLIDE TO THE LEFT- SLIDE TO THE RIGHT-**
Yes just yes
Criss-CROSS everybody clap your hands. (Holds cross up in the air)
Take it back now, y’all
5 HOPS THIS TIME
Reverse
"Dont worry, I'm not gonna eat or bite you-"
**looks at title**
*ok bet*
But the number of likes like ahaha
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna eat or bite you”
Sorry hun, but you can’t threaten me with a good time
@@Sorai_ honestly 👀👀👀😏
Zewillo 👀👀
Gwennifer S don’t judge me 😅
Him: *tries to bite me*
Me: *does a sans*
Him: *tries again*
Me: cha cha real smooth
Him: *tries a third time*
Me: *does my every crush*
Him: quit moving!
Me: or what are you gonna suck my bloo-
Still Chill underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
Does a sans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 b r u hhhhhhh
To be continued ...
*wait*
HAHAHAHA
DOES A SANS
Him: "what are you doing here little human?"
me: *my heartu goes bum bum* he called me little human... 🥺🥺
Boi im a smol being, can't reach those high shelves!!!
Bum bum bum bum I want you in my room
@@yeetmahshireen3539 LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER (god im such a tiktoker)
Strange how that song played a lot back in the 90s... 🤔😅
@@shouto_todoroki_6663 tik tok?.... I guess you're pretty young when you know this song from tik tok
Nobody:
Me: so, does your fangs work like straws or..?
I think that's just to make them bleed and then they suck the blood. Idk that's what I always thought :/
I think it's like they bite you and lick the blood away? I'm not sure although this isn't Twilight so......
@@multi.ghoul-mp3 The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy?
Lucky for you I'm somewhat of an expert on vampires- kidding but no it purely depends on the lore you go with some people interpret vampiric fangs as "straws" though most just interpret it as fangs being just a way to puncture your skin and vampiric saliva has all kinds of wacky side effect (depending on the writer/creator etc) lol this is kinda long sorry
@@yunuenhagane3495 I watched that as a child
Him: **tries to bite me**
My brain: *Now it's time to get funky*
Sky Warrior Everybody clap your hands! (Slaps him repeatedly) *COME ON Y’ALL*
Take it back know y'all
2 HOPS 2 HOPS
*jumps on body* Reverse! *walks out door*
LEFT FOOT LETS STOMP
nobody:
me: *"oh, hey levi, whats up man-"*
I’m not the only one who sees that
SAME
I was just thinking that-
😂 Same
That's the only reason why I watch it 😂
Wait, a vampire who likes Disney movies? It's snowing outside too? Well, grab the popcorn and let's get comfy!
_1WingedAngel aka the perfect human being
Yep
Thought u we’re gonna say “lEt’S wAtCh FrOzEn” XD
We have found the perfect specimen for cuddles and movies uwu
It's Frozen
Normal definition:
Monsters are terrifying beings that can kill people like us. *^*
My Definition:
Monsters are hot dudes that have gracefully come upon our planet. They totally exist *v*
Mood
Yes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Perfect definition
*yes*
Mooooooddddd
"I am CHILLING here... Get it?"
...not the dad puns-
peoponi it’s cold here, I’m with a vampire, he’s biting me so he’s giving me a frost bite!.... Get it? No? Okay.... ;-;
What's a "dad pun"? I've never had a dad..
(Sad music Plays)
@@Reeces_piece Mine went to the grocery store for some milk but he never came back-
@@Reeces_piece mine died when I was almost 2
Him: I was just trying to watch some Disney
Me: *flops on couch* you got popcorn?
*flops with*
Can I join?
Huehuehue 😂
@@Local_Ball_Fondler I love your profile picture, David Tennant
Caley Keast-Jones thank you
Mood. Lol
Me:
My brain:
Me:
My brain: Don’t do it.
Me: *I’m in love with a fictional character again!* ^_−☆
My brain: you’re such a disappointment
Same for me
Ha!!! My life goals say that
JHope can stab me and I'd say thank you oppa no need to apologize my dude
That's me
If we replace that last bit with my mother waboom my life in a nutshell
“I want to suck your blood”
Normal people: *bolts to the door and never comes back*
Me: sure thing COME HERE SWEETIE uwu
I think I need help ;-;
Kinky.
Ms. Depressiano
Same. I would honestly love to be bitten by one
Kinky.
You kinky bastard! I like that😑
@Ms. Depressiano you ain’t alone
“We could cuddle up together by the fireplace”
Are you bribing me with CUDDLES?!??!
I mean it'll work
Magic Galaxy y e s , i s t h e r e a p r o b l e m w i t h t h a t ????
Him:we could get to know each other if you prefer
Me:*thinking "lives in a chain has enough to sweets to late a while and all I have to pay in by giving him some blood" smiles* you got yourself a blood bag
Caley Keast-Jones ikr oof
Well its working😌✌
“I’m pretty tame though”
Me: can I keep you as a pet then?
sOME GUγ ツ 69 LIKES AH-
Gioia Grazia 😂
@Earth Angel LMAO
Same doe
I love the fact that he wanted to watch Disney...adorable!
Him: “You’re all cold and alone,”
Me: ❄️👁👄👁 *I beg your pardon-*
WELL 😳
@expresso depresso That is so true tho! 😂😂😂
The village: MONSTER!!!
Me: Twilight boi that doesn't poof, and makes puns? He is no monster He is best boi!
Edit: He even tells you your blushing he's a keeper. He called you "Sweety"
And I swear when he "bites" you my neck ran cold and my heart pounded.
Double edit: AH! 80 likes! Jesus!
What's Twilight.? Am I too young to know?
@@Reeces_piece Maybe, but basically it's just a werewolf fighting a vampire for a girl who end up with the vampire
@@multi.ghoul-mp3 and she just leave the werewolf?!? mh i wouldve chosen the werewolf
He: *tries to bite me*
Me: *_DUNUNUNUUH_* *_CAN'T TOUCH THIS_*
Catherine Godoy BYE BYE BYE BYE!
ok when i saw this i spit of my screen from laughing
Him: **moans**
Me: oH hELL tHe FrIcK nAw
I want to like but I can't bare to ruin the like number...
*This currently has 69 likes-*
Same TheDragonRider97
I be like: wait a damn minute what the f****
I dont get it ;-;why does he moan at the first place isnt he just like biting us or did i miss a part there?
Me: is a fool
Me: he he ho ho
Me: ITS A VAMPIRE I WANNA GIVE IT CUDDLES
Yessss, cuddles.
*grumpily mumbles to self*
I wanna snuggle a vampire...
BOI NO!!!😨 DONT HUG THE VAMPIRE!!!!
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 *Hugs him* To late
Why do us humans love everything that slowly kills us
just some yandere with internet access I know right we are a confusing species
*snuggles under a blanket by the fire* A warm place, plenty of food, and a gentle vampire who actually cares about the comfort of their donor? Yep. I'm never leaving. You'll just have to deal with it.
Me neever
Him: im not gonna eat you or BITE you.
*literally at the end of the video*
Him: *LE BITES*
Me: *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*
Unknown TrashCan (Moonwalks away while flipping him off)
Random Audios
Muzan? *cough* Michal Jackson *cough*
Like bru u
what did i just run into?-
LE BITES I'M WHEEZING
Levi..as a vampire
Oh HELL yes
yes
👏Y e s👏
my friend what are you doing here ? :3
Levi would bite Eren definitely
@@raptorjesus3178 he would👍
Me: *Gets on Phone and goes on UA-cam, and Searches "Vampire Asmr"*
*See's Beautiful face, see's abs*
Me: *Shocked*
My face: EXTREMELY Red
My heart: Racing
Me rn: @//////@
B L A K E L Y B L U E I was just looking for random feeding ASMR vids and went in my head: “oh, look. Another bean. Must watch now.”
Us: If we see six pack, *we clicc*
In lumine "christmas addition" one of the asks what popular? He answers: *abs*
I mean you ain't wrong tho.. 👀
*Nods in agreement*
DARN IT CLICK BATE ☹☹☹
Exactly 😂
" let me grab you some sweets"
Us: passes out before he even left lol
I....can die happy....😄
"What are you doing here little human?"
Me: *How dare you call me short you son of a b-!!*
I AM THE SIZE OF BIG FOOT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! •-•
I’m literally 5 foot I’m very short soo
Monsters lil girl you still don’t know the struggles of being the size of an 11 year old
Chill out, Elric.
Levi your 5’2 shuddup
Nobody
Not a soul
Me: LeVi? wHAt aRe YoU dOinG HerE!?!
Same
FELLOW WEEB
Yes im not the only one
More important is WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS SHIRT!?
I’m not going to like this even tho it’s great because of the number of likes it has😏😏😏
*Vampire Levi* :160
*Me* : 172
"How do you plan on reaching my neck"
Hello here army
AGAIN?? Oh my god, Parker. You’re being too kind with these uploads. 😭
The fact that all these people have come together to recite the Cha cha slide makes me so happy inside... This year starting out great.
Oh honey... “this years starting great” honeyyyyy nooooooooooooo this year.. honey nooooo
*crazed laughter slowly descends into hysterical crying*
Vampire: *talks about things he has up here before talking about sucking my blood*
Me:... Can we go back to the Disney Part??? Please?
.....JUST FORCE HIM TO TALK ABOUT DISNEY!!!!😊🔪
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 BRING OUT THE GARLIC
"No hiker I was just trying to relax and watch some Disney"
But like... litterly me tho
I mean there's a first time for everything...... Even for getting bitten by a vampire 😅
Him: why hello there
Me: ☺ hi
Him: looking sexy
Dude I'm as sexy as a potato!
@@pocky-tokyo7418 ....cannibals would LOVE you XD
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 ikr
@@pocky-tokyo7418 lol XD
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 ikr don't think that they would like that I'm half trash......eh who cares!
Sis called himself cute omg (¬_¬)
8:39 the moment you're probably looking for😂😌
Nuh uh. 7:35 you don’t wanna miss the kisses. 🤗🥺
Haha awww
oof imma stay here 😂
Them kisses tho > ~ < don't bite i'm a softy😂 loved it btw💖
Him: Don't worry, human... I won't bite you...
Me: *PRESS X TO DOUBT*
*press X*
*xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx*
not even 3 minutes later:
Vampire Levi: "I want to suck your blood."
Me: "bruv, just 3 minutes ago, you said you *wouldn't bite me* and after that, all of a sudden you want to drink my blood? man, make up your mind, are you hungry or *NOT???* "
these videos are my (very) guilty pleasure
Mine Too!! :D
Same
Him: your hearts speeding up dont be scared
Me: im not scared youre just to adorable UwU
At the end i got up to clean my backpack and my legs just gave up. I was only on the bed for this video. I swear he really drank my blood XD
Me: Early af
Like, last time I was this early, It was 2019
And I hadn't came out of the closet at trans yet
youre doing what we all dream of! how did it go?
@@faithhousel1985 Horribly, my mom basically called me an abomination to god, but friends are supportive and so are my teachers.
@@phantasmicx741 that sucks!! :( sounds like what my parents would do if i came out. really happy that your friends and teachers are supportive though!
@@faithhousel1985 Just go for it! You can't always guess how things will go! And if it doesn't go well, you can talk to me.
@@phantasmicx741 not ready yet, but when it does happen ill be sure to tell you!
Why do I feel like this is lowkey referencing something completely different 😳
😏😉
I-
I've watched too many of these videos to be able to ignore the fact that it totally is a reference to what you think it is. I won't stop those innocent people from believing it is what it looks like but people like you and me... We both know our innocence was lost long ago. See you in heII, atleast now I have a friend ♡
So he's just standing there with his shirt in his mouth while scratching himself? I mean it's his house, so...
this comment-
Maybe it’s too hot? I lift my shirt when it’s too hot and the fan isn’t helping lol
ma'am-
please go
Ikr!! Like sIr- >-
*Looks at the art*
One half of my brain: WE GO TO CHURCH WE ARE HOLY!
the other half: Yes please-
ITS FINE WE NOT DOONG ANYTHING
I got wayyyyyyyyy to excited when I saw this notification
Me two
I feel like im going through my wattpad phase again .........
Prim Eira same
Bold of you to asume its my first time
Him:NANI!
😂
Oop-
0 dislikes =real talent
6:34 The only thing you're drinking tonight is some apple juice if you think "biteys" is the way to talk to your blood bags
I see this boi I click
This was my first vampire asmr and I still come back ever once in a while to listen to it it’s my favorite
Me: **Sees Parker uploaded**
Also me: **Sees its a vampire asmr**
Me: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Ari May me when I see Levi YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss
Oh dear. I got tingles from this. Vampire rp's always make me shake. Great job Angel and thank you. Hehe. 😊💖
this is not enough i really need a aftercare part 🥺
Earth Angel 👌
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even Eren:
Me: *sIr It'S wInTeR pUt YoUr ShIrT dOwN iT's CoLd*
IKR he be standing like that like
S i r I t I s c o l d
I love it! Every single bit!!!
But why Levi as the background 🤣😂
because hes seccy
@@potterpotts1874 I agree
@@cassandrauchiha8614 ayeee
@@potterpotts1874 Ayeee!
@@cassandrauchiha8614 uwu
him; there is nothing to be afraid of human
me; im not afraid im intoxicated by your voice whispering in my ear
Him: **tries to bite me**
Me: Ahem... yeah that's pretty incorrect
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want part two,
And I know you do too.
Him: "you find a house on the mountain and find a cute vampire boy like me inside. Sounds like quite the fantasy, doesn't it?"
Me: *First* you said it...not me
*Second* yOu KnOw It, BoI!!!!!¡!
Nobody:
Me: So like...should I be worried for my health after you bite me???
YES
Oh dear-
@@-a.mara-9705 BE VERY WORRIED.....HE HAS INFECTIONS IN HIS FANGS ●-●
Maybe not with dis guy cuz hes dead but if i bite then u need to help
Me: What do we want?!
Other followers: A Part 2!!!
Me: When do we want it?!
...
Whenever you get the chance, pretty please, and remember we love you!! 🙏🥺 🙏
Him: tryed to bite me
Me: slide left slide to the right Cha Cha real smooth
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life. Love your videos they make me feel happy 😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️
Love this so much
"look how red you are"
me : man I'm black
Him: “Get it? Chill?”
Me: that one. Him. I want him.
Yay another upload!
I am early, hooray, this is a great sign for 2020. Loved the content soooo much, I just love vampire ASMRs you have no idea!!! Can't wait for your next vid Parker, have a lovely day
Vampire: *bites me*
Me: *bites back*
Vampire: No I was trying to relax and watch Disney.
Me: Wait, I'm sorry but do you only have Disney movies?
Vampire: Yes?
Me: Wanna have a Disney marathon with platonic cuddles in a pillow fort?
Vampire: Um, sure?
Me: Yay! ~Hugs him~
i got so excited when i saw the notification 😍😊
Me too
i was in a bad mood until i saw this notification 😊
Him: "we can cuddle by the fire place."
Me: Im NoT A KiD AnYmOrE!!!!
"so....what are you doing here?"
Me: IDK plot probably
Him : I’m a vampire
Me : *gets garlic butter*
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, AND GARLIC ON MY SIDE
Also him : so,what ya doing here little human
Me : JUST BECAUSE IM 4 FEET TALL DOES NOT MEAN IM SMALL
He can say what he wants, it's his house and you didn't knock :3
@@rigure just because It’s his house doesn’t mean I’m afraid to drown him in garlic butter
When I saw Levi, I instantly clicked on it. Love it already! 😍
Me: Oh sup Levi!
Also me: Wait Levi's a vampire now! *Whispers* That makes him hotter than before...
My friend: What did you just say?
Me: *NoThInG!*
DUDE I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST A SIMILAR VIDEO!!!!!
I FOUND YOU
/me sees upload and taps on it quickly
I love these videos, keep doing what you're doing you're amazing ☺️
Idk if I commented this already, but this was literally my first ASMR roleplay I ever listened to (the start of my addiction lol), and I still come to this like once a month for the nostalgia💗
"Now.. If you're ready. I'm going to put my fangs in now."
Pfft- Dude, you didn't have to say it like that. Just say you're going to bite me
It sounds like he bouta put his dicc in-
*~everyone Early~*
*~me : shows up 20 hours late~*
Saaame
*shows up 3 days late*
@@tinychild8980 yep
Shows up 1 week late...
I hate myself
*shows up 6 months late*
The minute he said ‘and your brain goes blah’ I started laughing.
Him : so what are you doing here little human?
Me : HOw CaN yoU be sO casuAl abOut thIs! And calling me little?
Is so accurate TT
haha😅 relate, by the way 707 in your profile is so kawaii..
Gillian hehe thank u so much!❤️
@@crystaldelosreyes8391 can i ask you something? are you filipino?
Oh my! Yes I am! :33
@@crystaldelosreyes8391 omg same 😀😀
Him: tries to bite me
Me: *CAN’T TOUCH THIS* -DUHHHH NUH NUH NUH-
Vampire Boy: *Describes how getting bitten feels like*
Me: "How the heck do you know how does getting bitten feels like.'
He asks. Id be curious too.
Awesome video as always, Parker
*vampire is present*
Me: eh
Vampire: 0:37
Me: iKEA
*is already miles away*
I love vampires and I love this! Great job! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Him: "You're all cold and alone "
Me: That's what you and the fireplace is for- "
⊙﹏⊙
Him: I want...
Me: **already revealing my neck, showing it off like some sort of classy product** do it.
him: “little human”
me:sorry to break your heart but i’m *not little* 👁👄👁
Me: I wanna cuddle vampire boi UwU
Vampire Boi: 4:10
Me: **feels attacked and kink-shamed**
Still wanna cuddle tho 😂😂😂 Also I placed the timestamp for my own fancy but if you like it, yeah 😁
“As I slowly and gently peirce your neck”
BEGONE *Holds up cross*