Part 1 - Assassin Kills Your Abusive Husband [M4F] (Trigger Warning: Read Description) Roleplay

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2023
  • TW: The start of this roleplay involves the listener being shouted at and threatened, and sounds of gunfire, which may cause distress to some viewers. Please do not watch if you think this may upset you.
    This ends at 02:24
    Background: www.pinterest.ie/pin/30779295...
    Character: www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/33833...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 235

  • @EddiesLeftBigToe
    @EddiesLeftBigToe Рік тому +249

    FIRST? PINNED? HII GREEN!!!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +47

      ALMOST 1st 🤭

    • @EddiesLeftBigToe
      @EddiesLeftBigToe Рік тому +19

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I was close🙁

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +28

      @@EddiesLeftBigToe Dw u even beat me to my own video

    • @EddiesLeftBigToe
      @EddiesLeftBigToe Рік тому +16

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 And I'll Always Will🤭

    • @bsperson1810
      @bsperson1810 Рік тому +14

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 hii um sorry to interrupt the thread, but i needed to say smth urgently-
      I think you should also add gunshots to the tw-

  • @lilygarcia9653
    @lilygarcia9653 Рік тому +679

    green: *shoots our abusive husband and literally kills him*
    also green: *IMMEDIATELY STARTS FLIRTING*

  • @NessaGrind06
    @NessaGrind06 Рік тому +280

    Us: scared of our husband
    Green: Kills him
    Us: Confused af
    Green: starts flirting

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Рік тому +12

      Us: 😯😏

    • @toastisdead4133
      @toastisdead4133 Рік тому +10

      Is it just me who like started having an attitude when he started flirting(sorta) when he said you probably don’t have any idea what going on I was like ‘Ofc I do I’m not dumb I’ve married that man 6 years as a trophy I know everything’

  • @irishiz498
    @irishiz498 Рік тому +429

    Her husband reminds me of mine. ALL men like that meet the same end. My husband was 27 when he found his. I wish I had the guts to get away myself. None the less, someone gave me the same opening and I will FOREVER be great full to them for it.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +120

      I hope you are doing well, you deserve it

    • @keks3072
      @keks3072 Рік тому +37

      so sorry you had to go through that. i really hope you're better now and i wish you all the best! stay strong

    • @irishiz498
      @irishiz498 Рік тому +41

      THANK YOU both so much !!! It has been years but I just wanted to let EVERYONE know, should they EVER find themselves in an abusive relationship, they pretty much ALL met a "rough" end !!! Karma is a wicked bit@h and she swings back hard !!
      I am forever grateful to people like you though. It gives me hope that humanity is NOT as doomed as I assumed it was and hope for the future !!

    • @nostalgiclly8241
      @nostalgiclly8241 Рік тому +15

      you’re so strong!! im thrilled you found a way out, and i hope you’re doing better now

    • @irishiz498
      @irishiz498 Рік тому +8

      @@nostalgiclly8241 Thank you SO MUCH Luv !!!!

  • @TinglyTones
    @TinglyTones Рік тому +92

    The originality in this acting is top-notch. This video deserves an Oscar award

  • @Sophie_tmmr
    @Sophie_tmmr Рік тому +28

    "I enjoy using you for the meat you are."
    EXCUSEY ME!?!?!?
    IT'S GIVING SOME CANNIBALIS-

  • @eviehappy
    @eviehappy Рік тому +97

    2:23 is when the Shitty Husband™ dies and stops yelling, for anyone else who may want to watch but can't handle the noise. The only thing you will have missed in this time is a teensy lore drop; Agent Green is actually former Agent Green, and it's thought that he followed Listener home after they snuck out. That's all! Be safe, enjoy the comfort. 💙

  • @cloversun
    @cloversun Рік тому +37

    The audio: *gunshots*
    Me: *looks out the window* is that fireworks outside?

    • @Thegenshingirl.4
      @Thegenshingirl.4 Рік тому +3

      Haha literally same I was in the car and I thought it was fire works

    • @belle167
      @belle167 Рік тому +3

      Omg not related to this but my best friend was on call with me and there was a few big booms outside so I go “....ok that was either gunshots or fireworks either way I don’t like it” and I swear to god she just looked at me like “👁👄👁 how the fuck did you just say that so calmly?!” it was hilarious for me she probably didn’t find it as funny

    • @Franib3nny
      @Franib3nny Місяць тому

      😂 I love this comment!

  • @Mothgirlybestfriend
    @Mothgirlybestfriend Рік тому +36

    Him:take your heels off
    Me the rest of the vid:👁👄👁
    👠👠

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Рік тому +3

      Us: 👁️👄👁️
      🫳🏼
      👠👠

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Рік тому +1

      I tried making the hands hold the heels-

    • @Demi_Sukimata
      @Demi_Sukimata Рік тому

      👁️👄👁️
      👠👠
      ✋🤚

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 Рік тому +23

    Green: I am a hitman.
    My brain: Ah, I was wondering when you’d get here Agent 47.

  • @DragonFury4250
    @DragonFury4250 Рік тому +107

    I could hear the discomfort in your voice when you were playing the "husband" character. Must've been upsetting to insult listener like that. You did a good job! I loved the video very much!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +26

      Thank you

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 Рік тому +4

      Aw it's the really good guys that can't even imagine being this way to a person they supposedly love or care for. That's adorable..
      I mean I get it, some people are better at method acting..
      But that just means you did truly dig into the method acting but that your too much of a good person to even fathom being like that. It's actually a good quality..

    • @emenefasossou3312
      @emenefasossou3312 3 місяці тому

      *hug* @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555

  • @_lolz_vamusic53
    @_lolz_vamusic53 Рік тому +28

    You know the way that people have those voices that are just really calming and comforting?
    Found it.

  • @virgobb_
    @virgobb_ Рік тому +68

    Okay hear me out. WHAT IF the listener was the TRUE mastermind and the husband was just a pawn to lure out mr hitman to then kill him when he least expects it?
    Wouldn't that be a good twist?
    Anyway, great audio as always! The plot is different and I quite enjoyed it.
    Thank you Green 💚

    • @virgobb_
      @virgobb_ Рік тому +8

      @gabrielle she could be just showing him a facade, making him think that's she's just a "weak and incapable" woman

    • @breahalexander1492
      @breahalexander1492 10 місяців тому

      damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow would love that

    • @K3NZG4CH4
      @K3NZG4CH4 7 місяців тому

      DAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A CRAZY PLOT TWIST

    • @thejayst3r
      @thejayst3r 2 місяці тому

      Would be a cool alternative ending, then we can have it both ways 😊

  • @Koconuut
    @Koconuut Рік тому +39

    You know it’s actually kinda funny that the abusive husband sounds like a Russian army soldier.

  • @Titus_Alexius
    @Titus_Alexius Рік тому +132

    This was really good! I smiled so hard when Green killed the husband. The listener and the other wives aren't having to deal with his bs anymore.
    Amazing work! Make sure to take good care of yourself! 💚💚

  • @bekypalman8425
    @bekypalman8425 Рік тому +69

    Such an enjoyable audio! Your acting is so good. I hope we get a part 2 of this story.
    You did amazing with this! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍃💛

  • @smollgothasmr3293
    @smollgothasmr3293 Рік тому +13

    green: drink the water
    Me: nah you. you might have spiked it
    Green: Im sorry i spiked it with a sedative
    👀

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +7

      Glad to hear you have good survival instincts XD

    • @smollgothasmr3293
      @smollgothasmr3293 Рік тому +3

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I think my military father would be saddened if I didnt haha.
      Sadly canon me was too in shock to listen to normal me

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Рік тому

      At least you aren't stupid😂😂😂I would probably have fallen for it

  • @DemonicAngel12345
    @DemonicAngel12345 Рік тому +45

    Man, i really appreciate this today. After two fillings and my knee dislocating, getting to chill out and listen to your smooth, wonderful voice is just the best medicine. Wonderful work as always 🖤🖤

  • @FlynnSH
    @FlynnSH Рік тому +13

    What a compassionate, kind assassin. Unexpected. And so talkative. I mean, I don't know many...well, any.... but he seems like a nice guy. Does he need a partner? I'm sure he can train me. ^^

  • @totosk
    @totosk Рік тому +5

    I am russian and those screams just killed me
    This is really meme sound and i just can't😭😭😭😭

    • @fezay8000
      @fezay8000 Рік тому +2

      Я чуть не умерла со смеха, когда мои опасения подтвердились и акцент оказался действительно русским. Единственное аудио, с которого я смеялась в голос 1ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

  • @kaijju2147
    @kaijju2147 Рік тому +12

    Wow you never fail to amaze me!

  • @OreoSodaa
    @OreoSodaa Рік тому +8

    "where were you?"
    "at UR mom's house EUEUEUEUE"

  • @createst2662
    @createst2662 Рік тому +2

    I love the part of the background of the Russians screaming 1:19

  • @Echofrost5
    @Echofrost5 Рік тому +1

    Knew it was gonna be laced. It’s a favorite move, to put listener out, among certain people *cough cough*
    I like where this script is going. And I like that listener didnt really cower from him after he killed their “husband”. I was really expecting it.
    That was some timing though, like, when did homie have time to lace the water-

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 Рік тому +27

    Damn, Green!
    This audio is incredible and your characters are on point!
    Btw, I want to wish you my belated happy birthday, dear. A tight hug for you and may your week be simply amazing. 🤗🎉

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +4

      Thank you!!! And nope, its not my bday yet 🤭

    • @robertamattos1688
      @robertamattos1688 Рік тому +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 ohh God!! I'm Sorry!! I was confused if was last saturday. But i check the Q&A after. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +3

      @@robertamattos1688 27th 😆

    • @robertamattos1688
      @robertamattos1688 Рік тому +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I wont forget anymore, sir! 🫡
      Have a good day, Green

    • @xxlaraa
      @xxlaraa Рік тому

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 woah we have the same birthday!!

  • @Hannah_Alexander
    @Hannah_Alexander Рік тому +5

    I fucking screamed when I heard his voice ✨Beautiful✨...
    The acting 😩😩😩chiefs kiss😘

  • @XxAlesandraxX
    @XxAlesandraxX Рік тому +3

    Okay Green, shooting your shot in more ways than one I see.

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO Рік тому +2

    BRO THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN HE WAS SHOT 😭
    ITS TOO FUNNY

  • @Lovely_Shadz
    @Lovely_Shadz Рік тому +40

    thanks for the trigger warning
    still gonna watch and love your content always💜

  • @Nightlightmight
    @Nightlightmight Рік тому +14

    Amazing Audio as always Green 💕
    Stay hydrated 💚

  • @apdofficer2104
    @apdofficer2104 Рік тому +5

    Because of 1, I can't unhear it... the husband and, or the henchmen, they kinda sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger ..
    APD APPROVED
    Fun fact: According to a Japanese study, looking at cute animal pictures can boost your focus.
    Until we meet again

  • @lina9535
    @lina9535 Рік тому +6

    *hears the russian lines over the telecom/intercom*
    Me: YEAHH!!! NOSTALGIA
    (also just me loving them being used in things, like "google blyat", still hilarious and so stupid 😂🤣)
    Husband: Agent Green
    My brain: *Mr Green commercial*

  • @PsyrenSays
    @PsyrenSays Рік тому +3

    Idk why but the husband reminds me of dr nefario from despicable me😂

  • @o..Moon_lover..o
    @o..Moon_lover..o Рік тому +3

    Green: drink this water, your lips are dry
    Me, who just put on lip gloss: um you're wrong sir

  • @cheesypan
    @cheesypan Рік тому +17

    whenever i listen to stuff like this, i always try and imagine the VA is saying “he” or “they” instead of “she”. then, when i think im doing well, i hear “take your heels off” and then have to quickly reimagine everything, the only difference being that the listener that im imagining is wearing heels. 😂

  • @Mochii.a
    @Mochii.a Рік тому +3

    Green ! A CLIFFHANGER 👀😮?! You know how to keep us on edge 😉🖤

  • @CristinaJeanDonato
    @CristinaJeanDonato Рік тому +12

    I love that your videos are more unique than the rest and you have a very nice voice

  • @RemyDarling
    @RemyDarling 2 місяці тому

    The spitting and choking on the whiskey! LOL This was like an Archer level assassination. Kills husband. Promptly starts flirting.

  • @jyvonne7730
    @jyvonne7730 Рік тому +4

    Oooh this is amazing! Loved it so much hope we get a part two🥰

  • @bsperson1810
    @bsperson1810 Рік тому +6

    Ok ok so
    The video has 2 tws
    Gunshots and Loud yelling sounds (by the husband)
    So incase anyone wants to skip those, the timestamp is 2:23
    Oh and another gunshot around 10:40
    And incase u want a summary of what happened till that point
    The name of your husband is Mr. Dubrovski (i think, hope i didn't spell it wrong), who is being chased by a lot of people like the Fbi and whatnot. He's yelling at you for going out without his permission when his right hand calls him and tells him there's an intruder who they can't identify, and that he thinks this intruder followed you (the wife) back here. Some gunshots can be heard in the distance as Dubrovski's men try to fight him off. Meanwhile, he slaps the listener and grabs a hold of them in order to use them as a meatshield (ik messed upppp). Then the intruder enters the scene and introduces himself as former agent green (I'm guessing there's a reference to a previous video there), then shoots down Dubrovski.
    And it continues from there :)

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      Thank you for bringing that up, I did not even think about that

    • @bsperson1810
      @bsperson1810 Рік тому +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 it's alright! But i do suggest keep that in mind in the future, mkay? :)

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover Рік тому +12

    also thank you for the Tw bc whenever i get yelled at i start crying bc of trauma.. but i stayed for your voice

  • @grey_roses
    @grey_roses Рік тому +5

    Dammit, you made me drop all my nice cold whiskey stones! Have fun scavenging them off the floorboards after you carry me out of your car, Ex-Agent Green! That's what you get for putting roofies in my water...

  • @margaretjohnson7423
    @margaretjohnson7423 11 місяців тому +1

    Green: kills are husband
    Also Green: is nice to us

  • @U1yana
    @U1yana Рік тому +12

    1:20 - я очень удивилась русской речи... он так смешно говорил)))

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      Can you translate it? I need to know what he says XD

    • @U1yana
      @U1yana Рік тому +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 "Enemies are approaching from the east! Enemies in the north! The enemy is from the northeast, northwest! They're attacking from the southeast! The enemy is in the southwest! The enemy is ahead!" Maybe it's not funny, but the intensity with which he said it.... I'm speaking from an interpreter! If something is wrong, it's not my fault ;)

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +1

      @@U1yana Thank you sm XD

  • @Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana
    @Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana Рік тому +4

    This sounds like some video game storyline

  • @jellyvoyager7261
    @jellyvoyager7261 Рік тому +6

    Yet another masterpiece ✨️

  • @lavenderbeckim75
    @lavenderbeckim75 11 місяців тому +1

    Hello! thank you for making these they always make me feel calm and relaxed. Even if there is violent parts.

  • @justandepressedidiot
    @justandepressedidiot Рік тому +40

    Hi Green! I'm here again :]
    And i'm glad to say that this was a lovely audio, like always, i loved the idea, and how you interpreted it. I could pay just for knowing this exists, but i'm afraid i have no words to describe this wonderful audio how it deserves it, how you deserve it.
    Love you and all your audios ♡

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +9

      I'm betting you will once again say no need to thank you, but too bad... thank you :)

    • @justandepressedidiot
      @justandepressedidiot Рік тому +6

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 you dont even know my name and you alredy can guess what i'm gonna do next? How is that even possible? But i'm still gonna say it, there's no need to thank me, you deserve this and way more

  • @yeriberry2890
    @yeriberry2890 Рік тому +10

    It's kind of you to add trigger warning. Going by the comments, its gonna be good!
    edit: now, when you put forward a proposition like that, who am I to refuse? One of the things I admire about your work is how well rounded the characters are. Yes, this assassin flirted with the woman who just watched her husband get killed but he does everything to reassure her about impending threats. This also probably shows how gullible I am and likely will get kidnapped by one of your characters. hehe

  • @hennynonxhalant
    @hennynonxhalant Рік тому +6

    Hi Green. I’m 3hrs late. Forgive me btw thanks for the new audio. Most definitely needs a part 2 😊

  • @wolfschaffer2996
    @wolfschaffer2996 Рік тому +4

    This is great! Can't wait for episode 2! I mean I can but I'm excited for it. Just take the time you need to take care of yourself.

  • @ginger659
    @ginger659 Рік тому +2

    please post a second part of this i love it!!! 😻💕💕💕

  • @justagayundertalefan5762
    @justagayundertalefan5762 Рік тому +9

    Green: Do you know where he keeps his nuclear missiles?
    Me: *HIS WHA-* Wait.... He's gonna want to make the world go kablooey?! Noice. Glad he's dead tho lmao

  • @hay_chan6640
    @hay_chan6640 Рік тому +1

    The accent of the husband just kill me 😂😂😂😭

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn Рік тому +12

    This was a really good audio!! You absolutely nailed the acting and sound effects at the beginning too!
    Out of curiosity, is this gonna be a series or is it just a singular audio? I’m happy either way, the ending just piqued my curiosity 😅

  • @crazymeatlover
    @crazymeatlover Рік тому +3

    О нет, опять русская мафия натворила делов 😭

  • @Liiithebeez1233
    @Liiithebeez1233 Рік тому +7

    This is so good! :)

  • @catlover7669
    @catlover7669 Рік тому +3

    I'm doing again but this time at my moms appointment.
    -The brave person

  • @llaurenhholmes1162
    @llaurenhholmes1162 Рік тому +4

    😁I need a part two right now

  • @randohuman2815
    @randohuman2815 Рік тому +2

    These are fine to fall asleep to lol

  • @storiesforyou777
    @storiesforyou777 Рік тому +3

    We all need a hero. I knew I could count on you to save the day.😉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

  • @kkaylanb662
    @kkaylanb662 Рік тому +2

    I think this became my fav one

  • @matolerma9462
    @matolerma9462 Рік тому +1

    Squeel... awe... I miss listening... Its been too long thanks for your content goes well with painting in a noisy city

  • @EAG46
    @EAG46 Рік тому +14

    Terrific story! Is this the same [former] Agent Green that took his partner to Paris once they found out he was an Agent? Or a different Agent Green? Either way, Chapter 2 please! :)

  • @tomykomiyamoto8742
    @tomykomiyamoto8742 Рік тому +2

    Why, Mr. Green, I believe you have now a companion.

  • @idkwattoputheresouhhhblahwords

    Hiiii greeeennnnn!!! I hope you are having a good day! :>

  • @ThatOnePersonNoOneKnows
    @ThatOnePersonNoOneKnows 10 місяців тому +1

    2:05 “I already have what I want” *green grabs abusive husband dude and starts making out*
    I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.

  • @reenraj1863
    @reenraj1863 Рік тому +2

    Great One Mr.Green💚It

  • @Womp_womp.to.you_
    @Womp_womp.to.you_ Рік тому +7

    "Woman" I thought this was m4a tho?- no problem tho.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +3

      Thank you for letting me know, was a mistake on my part.
      I'm sorry if that is why you clicked not he video 🥲

    • @Womp_womp.to.you_
      @Womp_womp.to.you_ Рік тому

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah all's well, I still listned to the video.

  • @elisabella28
    @elisabella28 Місяць тому

    I broke a plate, him insulting me scared me 😭 😂

  • @bambisbluebell
    @bambisbluebell 9 місяців тому

    Dimitri: Should we send in reinforcements?
    Me: Obviously?
    Husband: Obviously!
    Me: Dead ass, where's the cameras-

  • @Cheese0_9
    @Cheese0_9 10 місяців тому +1

    I was surprised when I heard Russian words and a Russian surname! Это классно :)

  • @Random-----Ryn
    @Random-----Ryn 6 місяців тому

    Green: In 30 seconds I will be driving out of here, will you be with me?
    Me: Can I be shot instead?

  • @Ziaberry
    @Ziaberry Рік тому +2

    Dammit I KNEW he was gonna drug us

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover Рік тому +1

    p.s we need a pt 2!!pleaseeee

  • @maria-gc2oj
    @maria-gc2oj Рік тому +2

    I'm in love with your voice can you do goth boy helps you p2?...?🌞✨💕

  • @stevenharneyharney3321
    @stevenharneyharney3321 Рік тому +4

    Hello green this video is great I love your imagination and your design skills keep up the good work I think you are a very talented and skilled ASMR artist and I can see how much you enjoy making this content. I am very curious about something I hope you don't mind but can I ask you a very personal question? what is your sexual orientation in real life?

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      Thank you! That is not something I mind answering at all!
      I am straight, mostly. I say mostly because there were a few guys I had a crush on

  • @ninahiraeth
    @ninahiraeth Рік тому +3

    GREEEN ILYSM😭🫶

  • @guywhoreads892
    @guywhoreads892 11 місяців тому +1

    When hes a murderer but hes GreenLeafAudios: im colourblind 🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @babypearl
    @babypearl Рік тому +1

    Will I be in the car too?--Only if I’m driving 😎🚗💨

  • @TheNightOfFate
    @TheNightOfFate 7 місяців тому

    "cuh-piller-ees"
    cap-pill-air-ees

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover Рік тому +1

    ps wee need a pt 2 pleaseeeeeee

  • @K3NZG4CH4
    @K3NZG4CH4 7 місяців тому

    I have my thought process as my character Kenna when I listen to this subject of ASMR Boyfriend.
    (*INITIATE KENNA’S POV*)
    Green:He doesn’t shut up, does he?
    Me:He nev-
    Green:Well, now he has. Permanently.
    Me:Ah. Wel-
    Green:hello.
    Me:*EXCUSE ME SIR-*
    Green:I must thank you. He has been wanted for a very long time. But he was very hard to track down.
    Me:…
    Green:But it is known he has many wives. I recognized you from the files.
    Me:Soooo…you basically used me as bait to kill my husband? Cool. That’s just FINNNEEEEEE….
    Green:Your looks…are very distinguishable.
    Me:*UM EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE DETAIL????*

  • @NessaGrind06
    @NessaGrind06 Рік тому +1

    I need pt 2

  • @Lilydspro
    @Lilydspro Рік тому

    Me: *thinking the husband is green*
    Green: *green shows up*
    ME: What?!
    Husband: *cusses*
    Me: *still confused*

  • @Nicole_loves_you
    @Nicole_loves_you Рік тому +1

    Me when he started flirting right after he killed him: bruh 💀🪦

  • @gospmore
    @gospmore Рік тому +1

    Russian man:D This is so funny🤣

  • @zbrocka
    @zbrocka Рік тому +1

    Dubrowsky, so close to Dąbrowsky 😔✊

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Рік тому +1

    I didn't know he was British

  • @cynthias8067
    @cynthias8067 Рік тому +1

    💚💚

  • @TinglyTones
    @TinglyTones Рік тому

    I’ll be loving you, always with a love that’s true

  • @Chalk8383
    @Chalk8383 Рік тому +1

    Okay so are you sure you don’t have cameras 🎥

  • @belle167
    @belle167 Рік тому +1

    Him: have some of this water
    Me: he did something to this water didn’t he?.......it probably has a sedative in it
    Him: now I am sorry I Laced it with a mild sedative
    Me: HA I FUCKING KNEW IT 😤trust issues are helpful sometimes😌

  • @weirdkirl0986
    @weirdkirl0986 Рік тому +1

    hi green i liike the differnt voices

  • @user-sl2ro3me6i
    @user-sl2ro3me6i 7 місяців тому

    WINKLE THE WEREWOLF

  • @--Crybaby--
    @--Crybaby-- Рік тому

    YEEEEEEEEES

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover Рік тому +4

    YESSS greens backk yalll!!!!! if only someone would do this to my toxic/abusive bf😅
    pin comment?

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      Im so sorry I can only pin 1 comment per video 😭

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      U should deffo break up with him if he's abusive 😶

    • @weirdo_clover
      @weirdo_clover Рік тому +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nooo dont cryy its ok❤💚

    • @weirdo_clover
      @weirdo_clover Рік тому +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yeah but everytime i try to leave him he makes me stay..

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +3

      @@weirdo_clover its not my place to say, but please put yourself first and dont feel trapped xx

  • @MyNameIsAlice
    @MyNameIsAlice Рік тому +1

    Me, hearing my native language in ASMR 💀💀💀🤧 Waiting for Onegin after Dubrovsky

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +1

      Can you translate it please 💀😆

    • @notthatcookie2920
      @notthatcookie2920 Рік тому +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 In Russian literature we have novels called "Dubrovsky" and "Onegin" by Pushkin

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +2

      @notthatcookie ohh haha for some reason i thought this was about the shouting in the background XD

  • @zoebrugg7594
    @zoebrugg7594 Рік тому +1

    Part 2?

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast Рік тому +6

    It’s labeled M4A as in the title rather than M4F like it is in the video, might want to fix that! Great audio otherwise!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Рік тому +1

      Thank you for informing me! I clearly need glasses 😅
      I hope that didn't mislead you into clicking the video

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast Рік тому +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Oh no, it’s fine! I still enjoyed the audio, and I saw the top of the screen say M4F so I knew it was probably a typo lol