Conan's Dog Is Into Soft-Core Porn - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend"

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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  • @chunniecorn
    @chunniecorn 3 роки тому +193

    Matt honestly kills me with his quick-wittedness "oh my cousin" LOL. These three are my fave trio after the Holy Trinity.

    • @MiguelJuanez
      @MiguelJuanez 3 роки тому

      Whose the holy trinity?

    • @tenderbuttkiss3732
      @tenderbuttkiss3732 3 роки тому +5

      @@MiguelJuanez Office Hours Live = Tim Heidecker, Vic Berger IV, and Doug Lousenhoff aka DJ Doug Pound

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 3 роки тому

      @@MiguelJuanez Jordan, Pippen and Rodman

    • @silverfritzreah5598
      @silverfritzreah5598 3 роки тому

      @@tenderbuttkiss3732 are these podcasts too

  • @DonaldHussainMusk
    @DonaldHussainMusk 3 роки тому +213

    I love how all three of them have guitars behind them

    • @matheus6894
      @matheus6894 3 роки тому +3

      one of the reasons I value american culture more than my country's culture

    • @matheus6894
      @matheus6894 3 роки тому +1

      @@manyamitta4491 ooh, I wouldn't say that hahahah I'm a guitar player and I really love the blues and the blues heroes, and I'm passionate about the history and tradition of native americans

    • @matheus6894
      @matheus6894 3 роки тому +2

      @@manyamitta4491 ? I gave you two exemples hahaha it is you who are apparently "stubborn" about something, if I'm not being wrong, of course

    • @matheus6894
      @matheus6894 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@manyamitta4491 yes, I know about that obvious fact and I never said that these elements I admire are part of my culture, I'm not american, and these are elements that actually are part of a cultural context of a nation, US in this case. I really don't want to believe that you are getting militant over my comments and problematizing the "trivial", because just for the fact that you have said that americans have no culture, leads me to believe in this impression I got. . They do have somewhat morbid habits and are very peculiar, but it's not ONLY about that, it's no use you wanting to show a possible antipathy/bitterness for them through this statement.

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 2 роки тому

      I thought it was a joke or Matt edited the backgrounds

  • @pearls7272
    @pearls7272 3 роки тому +160

    Only conan can move the conversation from dead animals on the walls to soft core porn 😂😂😂

  • @Nint3nd04lif3
    @Nint3nd04lif3 3 роки тому +102

    I just noticed that Matt has 3 clocks on the wall like he’s in the situation room lmao.

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 3 роки тому +19

      Clearly one for Conan-time and one for Sona-time.

    • @silverfritzreah5598
      @silverfritzreah5598 3 роки тому +5

      @@patreekotime4578 yea bc Pasadena is sooo far away

    • @joshuawidener8407
      @joshuawidener8407 3 дні тому

      He talks about it at one point. It's most certainly for time zones because he doesn't just do Conan

  • @thejandjchannel5016
    @thejandjchannel5016 3 роки тому +108

    Conan is that crazy friend we all love

  • @JohnLee-ue6gy
    @JohnLee-ue6gy 3 роки тому +28

    'Loki likes bodice rippers' might be the funniest off-the-cuff comment I've heard from anyone anywhere all year.

    • @facecrook3454
      @facecrook3454 Рік тому

      Thank you for spelling this out, because I have never heard this before in my life lol

  • @fractaled3129
    @fractaled3129 3 роки тому +29

    Team Coco should put full episodes of all these podcasts on UA-cam.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 роки тому +36

    Conan is such a natural Podcaster 🤣

  • @turnerwright
    @turnerwright 3 роки тому +48

    My cat actually knows how to unhook my router and kick me off the wifi. Whenever I'm talking on a Zoom call, she takes that as a sign I'm not paying enough attention to her and runs behind the couch, batting at all the wires and connections until she sees I'm focusing more on her than my Macbook. Rather smart.

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 3 роки тому +8

      Thats a really elaborate excuse to get out of Zoom calls.

  • @Song
    @Song 3 роки тому +49

    I saw this title and was like wtf 😭

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 3 роки тому +2

      Srsly? It's Conan, why are you surprised? Lmaooo

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 3 роки тому +29

    I've had the "something died in my walls" problem a couple of times. Nothing to do but wait out the smell.

    • @aquilegia9734
      @aquilegia9734 3 роки тому +18

      So, how many cousins still left to go? :)

    • @pj101
      @pj101 3 роки тому +1

      I can't understand how is this possible

    • @runninginsept
      @runninginsept 3 роки тому +1

      @@aquilegia9734 Depends on fatness and thinness 🤣

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 3 роки тому +2

      And maybe do something about the holes in your walls at some point.

  • @RealStuntPanda
    @RealStuntPanda 3 роки тому +19

    Where are the full videos of the podcasts? This is easily my favorite podcast and would love to see the videos.

  • @TheMickaelD
    @TheMickaelD 2 роки тому +3

    I love picturing Conan’s cat bringing large dead dogs inside his house 😂

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 2 роки тому +1

    “I have to be there and watch it with Loki”... Sure, Conan - Red Shoe Diaries, very specific, LOL 😂😂😂

  • @Bananapocalypse
    @Bananapocalypse 3 роки тому +13

    Lol this was a great conversation 😭😂

  • @maxmatthews2463
    @maxmatthews2463 3 роки тому +3

    CONAN, POTATOES ARE JUST IRISH BANANAS

  • @veemacks7255
    @veemacks7255 3 роки тому +10

    I would have thought a dog would sniff out that death very quickly.

  • @CutterCo
    @CutterCo 3 роки тому +2

    Conan's cats take care of him by bringing him food... So cute.

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks 4 місяці тому +1

    Matt, you know her proper name is Margaux The Fat Guy. Please use it. 😆

  • @skaf008
    @skaf008 3 роки тому +17

    So many guitars

  • @mono4825
    @mono4825 3 роки тому +10

    Sona is cute af

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 3 роки тому +4

    For some reason, Conan naming his dog ‘Loki’ makes a lot of sense

  • @makeupyourway
    @makeupyourway 3 роки тому +8

    I was explaining to my dog how i already have paypal pay here n he knew nothing about the new app. Smh

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 3 роки тому +4

    It's funny when Conan brought up cats bring things into the house cuz it happened in my house on this day

  • @martinadrianarcenas867
    @martinadrianarcenas867 3 роки тому +2

    matt's matter of factly "oh my cousin"..😅

  • @OOlympus
    @OOlympus 3 роки тому +1

    Red shoe diaries Lol! I can't stop laughing!!!

  • @amirmjei
    @amirmjei 3 роки тому +1

    That is simply gold for conan :)))
    He does not let it pass easily😂

  • @juansalinas2027
    @juansalinas2027 3 роки тому +6

    If Peter Griffin had a podcast

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +4

      And Quagmire could've giggitied on the Dog porn.

  • @spiveym
    @spiveym 3 роки тому +2

    Sona @5:02: I'm dying!

  • @gwen7205
    @gwen7205 2 роки тому +1

    Mr Chips 😂

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 3 роки тому +5

    4:45 - "Loki likes bodice rippers."
    Am I hearing that correctly? What the heck is that?
    EDIT: Alright, I looked it up. I'm alarmed Conan so readily had that term in his brain. It's not a gross term, but like... Why? Why would he ever need to know that info? 🤣

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe because hes old enough he remembers when people actually read books. 🤷

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink 3 роки тому

      @@patreekotime4578
      Ha, fair.

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +2

      @@patreekotime4578 Books? What are those things you speak of?

    • @Coffeetime110
      @Coffeetime110 3 роки тому

      @@patreekotime4578 Well people still read them, maybe more since each generation tends to be more literate. Its the name of the genre that they wouldn't know.

  • @thea404
    @thea404 3 місяці тому

    It’s amusing how they all have guitars in the background

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 3 роки тому +2

    Watches porn blames the pet.

  • @GamersComputer
    @GamersComputer 3 роки тому +2

    I wish they would release video on their spotify podcast

  • @ricardoenriquecastilloboli4127
    @ricardoenriquecastilloboli4127 3 роки тому +9

    Conan's dog is right, porn is better id you have a plot, you have to know why they are there and what drove them into getting into it😂

  • @dawnmillsap285
    @dawnmillsap285 2 місяці тому

    This is foreshadowing to Matt finding the rat in his office

  • @BOPISbewitya
    @BOPISbewitya 3 роки тому +1

    Why do i even watch this, I listen to the podcast everyday.

  • @pwatchmh
    @pwatchmh 3 роки тому +10

    "kill things and bring it into the house" yes, one of the things cats do besides eating and sleeping all day.

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +4

      And they're so proud. Like they think they brought you your dinner.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 місяці тому

    “Is it dog porn?”
    “God no. He doesn’t even like to watch doggy style.”

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 3 роки тому

    Happened a couple times in my cottage in Maine. Once I found a mouse skeleton in a bucket under a bed (thought it was in the walls, but found out next Spring that he was in a bucket in a spare room... gross!!!) It smells sooo bad, especially in warm months. It does pass. And, yup, hope it wasn't something "bigger"!!!

  • @felipeiglesias
    @felipeiglesias 3 роки тому

    I think Loki has a poster of Shannon Tweed in his dog house 😂

  • @jinggoy3203
    @jinggoy3203 3 роки тому

    Loki: I'm just the scapegoat, I'm innocent.

  • @confirm5032
    @confirm5032 3 роки тому +2

    Hi everyone hope you have lovely weekend.

  • @fatfreddyscat5767
    @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +6

    What would be a compelling plot for dog porn? This is going to bother me all day!

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine Bolt, but there's interracial soft core.

    • @runninginsept
      @runninginsept 3 роки тому +2

      Leave them a voicemail and ask!

    • @johnavernia1026
      @johnavernia1026 3 роки тому +1

      are you trying to write a screenplay for dog porn on spec?

    • @whatever4065
      @whatever4065 3 роки тому +4

      Lady and the Tramp Part 2: No more sucking on noodles

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +2

      @@whatever4065 I ran your idea past my Goldie Retriever. He immediately started panting heavily!

  • @paulisson
    @paulisson 10 місяців тому +1

    Matt: "It's all shih tzu"

  • @DrawRedLion
    @DrawRedLion 3 роки тому +1

    Channel dedicated to drawing...
    "Drawing is my passion, not a gift"

  • @ytdlder
    @ytdlder 3 роки тому

    This Podcast is the best ever to happen to "da radio" :D

  • @822mickey
    @822mickey Місяць тому

    That happened to me, I'm so sorry, it's awful...(the carcass in the wall).

  • @WomboAnimals
    @WomboAnimals 3 роки тому

    Surprised how cat learned to open kitchen cabinets

  • @bl00dhoney
    @bl00dhoney 3 роки тому +1

    why do they all have guitars on their walls?

  • @NewWaveEnthusiast
    @NewWaveEnthusiast 3 роки тому +3

    Conan tf is that title😭

  • @Shivam-yv4ct
    @Shivam-yv4ct 3 роки тому

    the video quality is just security footage level, maybe conan stole a cctv camera and uses that as his facecam, poor conan

  • @tanerismailoglu9789
    @tanerismailoglu9789 3 роки тому

    does he have full videos with his podcast, just the audio? hard to just listen to somthing

  • @raven.c703
    @raven.c703 3 роки тому

    I can't find any pic of Conam's cat...
    I know how Conan loves animals, really want to know his pets

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 3 роки тому

    Loki bingewatched Bridgerton

  • @GGoAwayy
    @GGoAwayy 3 роки тому

    Sona sounds disappointed Bosco doesnt share Lokis porn obsession.

  • @lenaspiro6446
    @lenaspiro6446 3 роки тому

    There are walls with enough void space inside for ANIMALS to get in??? AND entry points????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Raskerous
    @Raskerous 3 роки тому

    Love the granny goggles, Conan.

  • @tameshewolf
    @tameshewolf 3 роки тому +2

    whyyy do american architects think hollow walls are a good idea?

  • @ConanThreepwood
    @ConanThreepwood 2 роки тому

    omg Conan has cats 🐈

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 3 роки тому

    Why does Sona have a guitar on the wall? 🎸

  • @zedzedveryhuman
    @zedzedveryhuman 3 роки тому +2

    nice

  • @Sllyk
    @Sllyk 3 роки тому

    wait do all the episodes have video?

  • @pwatchmh
    @pwatchmh 3 роки тому +1

    Are we sure it's the dog?

  • @celes24
    @celes24 3 роки тому

    Hi Conan, can you do Clueless Gamer on Among Us with Toast?

  • @professorpyg505
    @professorpyg505 3 роки тому

    We?

  • @samt9097
    @samt9097 3 роки тому

    This is horrifying.

  • @josepedrocruz8766
    @josepedrocruz8766 3 роки тому

    A walabot will show you what's behind your wall

  • @lemmykilmister9852
    @lemmykilmister9852 3 роки тому

    Sona ❤️ 😍

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 3 роки тому

    OMG LOL!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤💗💗💗💗👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @hughdillon6166
    @hughdillon6166 3 роки тому

    Certain dogs will find the dead animals. 👍

  • @falahati
    @falahati 3 роки тому

    That is a good excuse to watch porn.
    My dog apparently showing some interest in hardcore porn too. We should sit down and watch some on the big tv in the hall.

  • @guitarminhtuan3515
    @guitarminhtuan3515 3 роки тому

    Like....!

  • @bl00dhoney
    @bl00dhoney 3 роки тому

    the walls in America are hollow?

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, drywall attached to wooden studs usually 16 inches apart. What are your walls made of?

    • @bl00dhoney
      @bl00dhoney 3 роки тому

      @@matth5734 bricks or stone or cement blocks. if its an internal stud wall the cavity will only be a couple of inches

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 3 роки тому +1

      @@bl00dhoney Matt H means space between studs. Normal wall thickness is 3.5 inches. But sometimes walls can have wider areas. But 3.5 inches is enough space for a pretty large animal. And animals dying in the walls is common considering how much Americans love to use poison to kill them.

  • @edgarcardenas837
    @edgarcardenas837 3 роки тому +1

    $##$ sol

  • @kyawmin364
    @kyawmin364 3 роки тому

    Conan is way funnier in his usual voice, this mic sucks. 😂😂

  • @Firm-Tofu-King
    @Firm-Tofu-King 3 роки тому

    You can see he's tired of his life

    • @Daemon1995_
      @Daemon1995_ 3 роки тому +9

      arent we all

    • @Victor-qx9xt
      @Victor-qx9xt 3 роки тому +4

      What? Not remotely, dude. You simply are impercipient.

    • @Firm-Tofu-King
      @Firm-Tofu-King 3 роки тому

      @@Victor-qx9xt spoken like a true youngling

    • @Victor-qx9xt
      @Victor-qx9xt 3 роки тому +2

      @@Firm-Tofu-King I had to use your dialogue to communicate with you effectively.

    • @Firm-Tofu-King
      @Firm-Tofu-King 3 роки тому

      @@Victor-qx9xt conan is on the verge of suicide.hes been locked up drinking all day.thats why he's all swollen

  • @bodaggit7991
    @bodaggit7991 3 роки тому

    The disrespect for the Lord God.