The BEST Skipper on the Jungle Cruise Ride - So Funny! Disneyland (Full Ride) POV

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Save $1000 on your next Disneyland trip: goo.gl/K7MoR1. This video is the full ride of the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland in California. The skipper, Jungle Joel, was so funny (make sure to watch past the first couple of minutes)! Even though our family has been on this ride many many times, he made it so fun and much more interesting. Make sure you watch until the very end when he sings happy birthday to my son and the others on the boat who are celebrating a birthday that day.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 77

  • @jade_ottsel
    @jade_ottsel 6 років тому +152

    My fave jungle cruise joke has to be, "When you exit the boat, please watch your head and step. If you happen to miss the step and hit your head, please watch your language, there's kids present."

    • @PositivelyMommy
      @PositivelyMommy  6 років тому +6

      Ha! That's a great one!

    • @jackofhearts9774
      @jackofhearts9774 4 роки тому +6

      XD my favourite one is “oh no it looks like the hippos are attacking the boat I’ll scare them off the same way I scared of my last relation ship! I LOVE YOU!”

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 7 років тому +137

    _"and that's a dead zebra, welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth"_
    *sides are in orbit*

  • @somedude9663
    @somedude9663 6 років тому +74

    My jungle cruise experience.
    *"Don't worry folks I'll scare them away like my ex girlfriend- I LOVE YOU"*

  • @maizstars
    @maizstars 6 років тому +34

    My favorite joke on the jungle cruise was "you see that over there?" "Ya empty...kind of like my 18th birthday party"

  • @BornofIron
    @BornofIron 9 років тому +99

    Finally someone who makes a dead zebra joke instead of making the SAME passed down idea of "the zebra is sleeping". That dark humor is awesome!

    • @rachelmeyers7338
      @rachelmeyers7338 9 років тому +18

      That is soooo true. This guy was awesome. I asked about him last time we went to Disneyland and he is no longer working there. Boo.

    • @effiodiego
      @effiodiego 7 років тому +8

      If you guys want to know, it's best to go on the jungle cruise at night. The jokes get funnier for the adults at that time.

    • @jackagopian5349
      @jackagopian5349 6 років тому +5

      Possibly because someone found out he was going off script. Posting a video like this doesn't help him. It could also be he just moved on and has a job that pays a decent wage now.

    • @jackagopian5349
      @jackagopian5349 6 років тому +4

      @Diego the jokes get better after the plain-clothes managers leave the park. Nights are usually a safe bet. Take a ride during the fireworks or Fantasmic and that's when things get really funny.

    • @SuperWorldJumper
      @SuperWorldJumper 4 роки тому +3

      Rachel Meyers That just means his Acting career finally took off. Next time ask for Skipper Dan.....he’s still there........stiiiiiiiiilllllll there.

  • @brq267
    @brq267 3 роки тому +13

    5:13 "He's not even touching that thing"
    That's my kind of humor!

  • @jazminewadelton8609
    @jazminewadelton8609 8 років тому +26

    he is like the best skipper ever on the jungle cruise. he is so good at his job and made me laugh

  • @ilovemitaka
    @ilovemitaka 2 роки тому +1

    We had a skipper named camella today and she was so funny and awesome, I really wanna go back and see her again

  • @haroldisintrouble
    @haroldisintrouble 4 роки тому +11

    Look they'res a dead zebra welcome to the happiest place on earth :)

  • @davidsbunny01
    @davidsbunny01 9 років тому +24

    Oh man! I've always thought that these jokes were super lame & super hilarious, but this guy is the best!!! :)

    • @PositivelyMommy
      @PositivelyMommy  9 років тому +8

      He was so much better than the other ones. I have been a couple times since I took this video, and it's just not the same. Apparently he doesn't work at Disneyland anymore, I asked when we went in February... boo...

  • @tomaguilar7974
    @tomaguilar7974 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is THE BEST!!!!

  • @virginiavarble7818
    @virginiavarble7818 4 роки тому +2

    I remember the jungle cruise from Disney world when I was a kid in the 1980's. It was fun. I miss going to the park and I've always wanted to visit Disneyland!

  • @ooTina00
    @ooTina00 2 роки тому

    I enjoyed him a lot 😁

  • @mariohiccupwitwicky8453
    @mariohiccupwitwicky8453 8 років тому +4

    This is such and excellent addition to the experience! :D

  • @kath5201
    @kath5201 3 роки тому +4

    For old movie buffs: at 4:25 the sounds of giant ants from "Them!"

  • @ashleygibson2342
    @ashleygibson2342 10 років тому +1

    This guy is awesome!

  • @childlilac
    @childlilac 7 років тому +4

    I like this guy

    • @joelnavarro6395
      @joelnavarro6395 7 років тому +1

      Hey thanks, I like your Penguin-tastic name!

  • @draconusfrigidus
    @draconusfrigidus 7 років тому +11

    This makes me ponder, how much are the ride attendants allowed to improvise during shows? Clearly they have a script but in many of these videos they add a bit of their own flair so some hamming it up is allowed?

    • @jackagopian5349
      @jackagopian5349 6 років тому

      You aren't allowed to go off script. If a manager rode this boat this guy would get in trouble for his off-script jokes (especially the ones that are anachronistic because it kills the magic/fantasy).

    • @hartickus05
      @hartickus05 4 роки тому

      Jack Agopian
      I think that one was approved

    • @DMando04
      @DMando04 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jackagopian5349always someone who wants to be a buzzkill makes me wonder if you're a CM who brags about following the rules of a company that doesn't care about CMs

  • @zynjams
    @zynjams 3 роки тому +1

    Maynard has always been my favorite skipper

  • @Thirteenthdi
    @Thirteenthdi 6 років тому +2

    Holy rock puns!

  • @brandonogc8936
    @brandonogc8936 3 роки тому

    Gratitude on point

  • @Oneofakindradioshow
    @Oneofakindradioshow 10 років тому +11

    Hey that's me :)

    • @PositivelyMommy
      @PositivelyMommy  10 років тому +2

      Really? You're Jungle Joe?

    • @joelnavarro6395
      @joelnavarro6395 10 років тому +20

      Positively Mommy Actually this is me :) sorry I was on my friends phone. Jungle Joel at your service

    • @PositivelyMommy
      @PositivelyMommy  10 років тому +7

      Joel Navarro
      Every time I go back to Disneyland I hope we get you as our skipper again, no luck as of yet. You seriously are the best!

    • @erinchristiansen6010
      @erinchristiansen6010 10 років тому +2

      Joel Navarro do you work there still??? because i will make a special trip to Disneyland just for you to be our Safari Guide!!!! :)

    • @silverblaknite
      @silverblaknite 9 років тому +5

      Joel Navarro MARBLEous rock puns!!

  • @Retnick
    @Retnick 6 років тому +2

    He sounds like lolitsalex! 😂

  • @Elbigpepe_
    @Elbigpepe_ 2 роки тому

    The people in this ride kinda didn’t pass the vibe check at first, they got a lil better later but like, this man is hilarious

  • @Thomas__Blue
    @Thomas__Blue 7 років тому

    That was the best! Actually funny jokes!
    X3

  • @beccak3035
    @beccak3035 5 років тому +2

    He’s so funny- what happened to the ships roof.....

  • @michael9000
    @michael9000 8 років тому +1

    Oh, I would say I will look for this guy when I go there, but he is at Disneyland not Disney World, right? Bummer !

  • @Retnick
    @Retnick 6 років тому

    He sounds like lol it’s Alex!

  • @TetsunekoTheRailwayCat
    @TetsunekoTheRailwayCat 9 років тому +16

    the Mother-in-law elephant joke is getting old...

  • @monorailsectionleader3594
    @monorailsectionleader3594 5 років тому

    That skipper needs to get new NFL jokes

  • @ecurb962
    @ecurb962 9 років тому +1

    That blonde at 2:02 is CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tylerfiftynine
    @tylerfiftynine 5 років тому +1

    As a Seahawks fan I am offended

  • @user-mq5dr1jh5t
    @user-mq5dr1jh5t 4 дні тому

    if i worked there id say where can you see lions? only in kenya. but we're in africa so they shouldnt be here. lol

  • @MrDeadsurfer
    @MrDeadsurfer 6 років тому

    I went on the cruise when it was new. Baby crocodiles, real ones, were in little boxes of water near the entrance in the que. I was 3 years old and I thought all the animals were real on the first ride. When the captain shot the hippo I jumped up like a jack-in-the-box. I was awesome. Until they changed the ride into a long string of jokes instead of scares.

    • @kilimenjiro3753
      @kilimenjiro3753 6 років тому

      I mean the jungle cruise is an old ride, modern audiences aren't gonna be so willing to suspend their disbelief as they were in the 60s and 70s, especially with the more realistic fair that's come up. Stuff like this keeps it entertaining.

    • @MrDeadsurfer
      @MrDeadsurfer 6 років тому

      I disagree. It's a choice, really, between fear or no fear. I like to experience the fear instead of bad stand up.

    • @kilimenjiro3753
      @kilimenjiro3753 5 років тому +1

      I mean...I could add that you were scared probably because you were 3...

  • @MarthaMaysie
    @MarthaMaysie 7 років тому +2

    Mine was more funny!!

  • @CoOzEbOy1
    @CoOzEbOy1 9 років тому +1

    Its almost like all these guys wear clothespins on their noses. They all sound nasaly and weird.

  • @Salsero12
    @Salsero12 Рік тому

    Why is no one laughing?

  • @JaredOLantern
    @JaredOLantern 6 років тому

    I've always thought this would be better without the skipper :/

  • @Nederlandviraal
    @Nederlandviraal 7 років тому

    Awesome vid dude! Check mine out too!

  • @TheDcgj45
    @TheDcgj45 9 років тому +4

    He shouldn't make fun of the ride. I wonder if Disneyland managers have seen this? And that is why he does not work there anymore.

    • @waffles824
      @waffles824 9 років тому +27

      TheDcgj45 have you never been on the jungle cruise...it is famous for it's sarcastic humor

    • @TheDcgj45
      @TheDcgj45 9 років тому

      I have been on the jungle cruise. But it was years ago when people had brains and common scene. I guess it's missing now.

    • @joelnavarro6395
      @joelnavarro6395 7 років тому +17

      lol Sorry to disappoint. I left Disney after I graduated and required a higher paying career choice. The humor is all in good pun.. I mean fun. :)

    • @andrewfyip
      @andrewfyip 6 років тому +3

      "Common scene"

    • @jade_ottsel
      @jade_ottsel 6 років тому +7

      @TheDcgj45 Wow. You must be a real blast at parties. And by blast I mean, "A Wet Mop thrown full force at someone's face". :p