Huh, interesting, there's a british phrase (oh OK Wikipedia says Shakespeare coined it.) 'hoisted by your own petard' (means 'having your own scheming backfire on you' , also plays with the imagery of farting so hard you fly in the air. Anyway.) which sounds all olde worlde to me, but here's petard in modern use, cool.
We used to make home made explosive devices of bigger and bigger size when we were boys. We knew it was dangerous but we didnt know we were commiting felonys.
I almost bought the phone on Amazon but my network only supports CDMA not GSM the phone will work on T-mobile and AT&T network in The USA and any Vodafone networks in Europe, Australia. Also in Mexico TelCel and Cámbiate a Metro.
haha i laughed good when the warning screen despaired after 0,2 seconds. you guys are the best
*_I'like how they use spoiled food instead of wasting good food like other stupid channels..._*
_Good Stuff Mate!_
that is normal food in russia
@@beestone6545 Dahui blyat?!
Agree, it is so disrespectful to waste good food !
If a person buys food and waste it so what.. They bought it.. Lol
But destroying a couple of hundred dollar cell phone is questionable.
Kreosan, they're called "Firecrackers" in english.
Petards are small bombs used to breach buildings :D
I think it´s a translation bug. In Poland, "Petardy" means just normal firecrackers, I assume it´s same in Russian.
@@paulkocyla1343 in Czech too
In French, Petards actually means Firecrackers, but you're right.
Petard is fine, I will call fireworks petards from now on.
@WiKAi Since the channel is Kreosan English, good call. But, I appreciate learning all the nuances of language!
Legend say that the smartphone is still flying/working somewhere :)
It landed on the moon
It landed at Pripyat
Coconut shrapnel in the face, a destructive firework display and a dead microwave!?
I love that type of entertainment!
Voiceover: "It has been turned into molecules!"
Video: "Semechki!"
You guys are great,we would have the police around in no time if we tried having any fun like that,keep it up, from a fan in New Zealand.
Unfortunately it's true in most EU countries
"Jumbo, jumbo jumbo."
Hahaha! I Love it!!
So funny and cool guys. Lol thanks for the translation. Best wishes from your yankee friends in Tampa Florida, USA.
I miss being able to buy big firecrackers in Finland when I was young. Here in Norway it has been banned always as long as I can remember...
I wish I could send you guys some good fireworks from the US
Real smart, leaving the firecrackers beside the lit one
"that I can legally buy on the internet" LMAO most of that shit is illegal here.
9:05 is best 😂😆😆😆😂
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Someone sends Kreosan a personalized hardphone and he literally blows it up.
It was sent by the company to be blown up
@@cockatieltime2259 it was a joke.
@@twizz420 funny :)
You're trying to tick everyone off by leaving the full boxes near the explosion, don't you?
Did you honestly lost that cellphone btw?
These videos are my favorite. Thank you Russians.
*Ukrainians
1:37 somebody's daughter
Damn that ball firecrackers. They are dangerous.
You guys have the best fun.
Imagine finding a new smartphone on your roof
Lmao russian eggs sure are tough
Awesome video's. Gday from Australia
@@mernok2001 No they are banned here unfortunately.
Man, I remember when it wasn't that hard to get straight up 1/4 sticks.
You guys are awesome.
Great job here!
These guys are just .... Simply the reason the world is in trouble
2:45 by far the quickest way to make orange juice short of using a juice exacter
verry smart to lay the firework box directly beside the one thats gonna explode
love the Dio ZX
Try the same with a Cobra 8
i hate pumpkins but my gf loves them .🧐😁...now i know how to get rid of them so i dont have to eat any more! thank you kreosan!
Do 10x more pyro vids take them apart and Make something big these are the most entertaining videos from you
Why You Dont Show Secondary Camera Video
Thanks to the translator!!!
Looks like all the fireworks that did not blow up the eggs,looks like the damaging explosive shooting up instead sides lol
The best way to explode a coconut is the way that PHOTONINDUCTION done it with a few thousand volts.
Huh, interesting, there's a british phrase (oh OK Wikipedia says Shakespeare coined it.) 'hoisted by your own petard' (means 'having your own scheming backfire on you' , also plays with the imagery of farting so hard you fly in the air. Anyway.) which sounds all olde worlde to me, but here's petard in modern use, cool.
what kind of phone was that? I think I need one
5:17 pizza rools cooked
5:57 pizza rolls doone
Happy Diwali Kreosan!
That is one cool way to fertilize the lawn.
This is awesome, Slow motion would've been cooler!
2:47 - That is more like it!
Beautiful
3:45 crazy eggs
What's that light bulb you have on your table? xD
petards lmao
Love you crazy Russians!
They are ukranians...
Next Kreosan English (1994-Present) Please
That poor phone :(
Who makes your fuses?!?!
Mega jumbo looks way more menacing that it reallly is.. in my country we got some that are like 1/10th of that size and explode much much harder...
What brand of phone was that ?
Nice the orange jumps up 1 or 2 cm's 2:06
Next Changing Feels Please
This is the firework you have in europe and you only have simple firecrackers in America
BEST
This video is advetised by Micheal Bay
You crazy fuck !!!
Hahahaha I love it !!
A few seconds from the video, i said to myself "that coconut is like a fucking grenade with shrapnel all over" and i was right. Good times beybeh
Where did you buy this ?
Explosions!
trajectory analysis indicates the cell phone is on the roof behind the man in red
or past that and on the ground on the other side 8:37
We used to throw M60s at each other as kids.
Damn it you are the reason I can't get decent firecrackers!
@@FrancisR420 how about a M3000 that is about the same amount as stick on dynamite
in Serbia we have almost the same petards(fire cackers)
Scotch tape to the rescue!
1:09 😂😂😂😂
some old lady in the village got a free phone in her washbasket
1:46 ''show me some honey'' dtheir dubs are great...
In Russia, eyewear protection is not mandatory.
park your bike somewhere safely - always!!!!!!!!!!
We used to make home made explosive devices of bigger and bigger size when we were boys. We knew it was dangerous but we didnt know we were commiting felonys.
Its not festival ball its a shell
childrens in africa could have eaten that firecrackers and cellphone :(
He’s leaving the fireworks right where they shouldn’t be 1:05
P-1000s lool fun. Wonder where i can get them
Why dont you tie any big petard to a deodorant or similar spray?
Did you find the phone?
coco-bomb is the new molotov.
Just for good measure dont leave the un lit fireworks next to what you lit off.
lol!
You didn t show is it stil working
Thanks Guys,i Needed Cheering Up :-)))
:-D
Oh look, blowing stuff up. My favourite kind of video ;)
Hoisted by his own petard.
Didnt you do this already
I am so happy there is an english version of this channel, this content is so good!
That's a coconut? That thing is smaller than a softball. A coconut should be the size of an american football.
That's not a normal cell phone.
I almost bought the phone on Amazon but my network only supports CDMA not GSM the phone will work on T-mobile and AT&T network in The USA and any Vodafone networks in Europe, Australia. Also in Mexico TelCel and Cámbiate a Metro.
Link to buy these spicy firecrackers?
Captian , I have located Orange however I am unable to confirm the existence of orange 2:35
the link for the big bomba?
1:8 you forgot about the box of fire works in the table and then you talk about safety... What a disappointing XD
4:29 SEMECHKI!
that some cheap fireworks in Lithiania they would sell it for 10x time more if not not more
"legally"
Holy fucking shit 4:20 fucking superman firecrackers
Love your videos lads. Keep it up!
haha , here in france , we have similar firework , "super bison" is his nam .... its look like a dynamite bar ...