Well to be fair to Kevin, they never asked him to only cut the grass. How was he supposed to know the garden they spent hours and hours in wasn’t supposed to be brutally destroyed?
@@KuueenKumi I have no clue, and it's annoying. They even tried leeching off me today, so I said "I'm deleting my comment because of you, leech", and then did it.
@@IamaPERSON Whoa, dude... Tbh, same. The highway near my house seems very tempting after seeing all these spammers. #FeltSuicidalMightRunIntoTrafficLater (Yes, that's a reference to all those "Felt cute. Might delete later" posts on social media). Felt ugly. Might delete myself later.
“These wierd simulator games will never end, there must be a huge market for this” Yes Kevin there is, it’s you You’re single handedly keeping this genre alive
Imagine after cutting the flowers the owners would need to hire a landscaper and the landscaper proceeds to plant weeds and sells your couch and makes a hole in the wall...
@@flausensieb but seriously, the guy's name was either Kevin or Kieth, but we couldn't remember, so we called him Kevieth. I messed something up on the very first lawn (didn't have the correct crisscross pattern in the grass), and he chewed me out and finished with "you can't be doing that bullshit, you're a professional landscaper!" Okay boss 🤷♂️
Someone make a Kevin Simulator where all you do is sit behind a computer and play games, but once you leave your house, you get hit by a car. That'd be the true gamer experience.
Smii7y and Kryoz: cutting grass perfectly with random periods of pure silence because of how concentrated they are Kevin: ruins the flowers on purpose and cuts “fuk you” into the lawn He’s just, different
This video taught me what "Stiga" actually is..😫 For my entire almost 27 year old life, I have thought they are only a specific type of sled. Kevin teaches, even when he tries not to.
actually, I can relate totally to your gameplay. I have just had my last day at work last friday from a whole season on a golfcourse in the alps. I had strict orders of how to cut the grass but I didn't do it how I was supposed to whatsoever. I realized that it's way more fun to feck up than doing it the right way. I don't know if there's just something wrong with me but I like having fun and that sometimes means to do things the wromg way on purpose
All these game developers should be paying Kevin for the effort he puts into exposing the ways the game might be broken. I'm sure they take his videos for reference to fix these issues. He's doing a great service really! (Jokes apart loved the video as always and hope you're settled in well in the new place)
I enjoy the entertainment Kevin provides. But it's wild to think that there are average people out there who would rather spend $40 to cut virtual grass in real time instead of doing it irl to make money.
I wish it would start you with a push mower so you can work your way up to the good riding mowers. And yes I do actually like this game because I find mowing the lawn therapeutic.
Your vids are the only thing that make me happy, my life has become a sentimental tragedy over the last few months. Thanks Kevin, for giving me a bit of laughter when all I want to do is cry. 🥲
This video gave me motion sickness and lawn sickness at the same time. 10/10, would recommend for a freshly drifted garden to show off to my neighbors.
When the bank finds out this company is never completing A job and scamming people. They will be very concerned now that they lended out £8,999,999. No employees even work at the new built head quarters. Then they check his monthly income realising half goes to paying for repairs and fines 😂😂😂
"these weird simulator games never end, there must be a huge market for them" yes kevin, that huge market is you and us just watching you
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@@sansrevoker8346 stfu
Those ear muffs and unshakeable confidence are giving me strong Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at Law vibes.
Not to mention the attractive lack of distracting hair
Fitting. Since it is a female character model, but he insists it is a he! (talking about the one in THIS video, not grognak...lol..)
@@nixiestarlight158 I think they're just called "man" since Kevin referred to them with they/them pronouns, at least at the end
Man the Destroyer Artist of Grass, i kinda like it
@@analuizaoliveira2220 Some say Man is responsible for 20% of all crop circle formations. Man calls it a hobby.
Well to be fair to Kevin, they never asked him to only cut the grass. How was he supposed to know the garden they spent hours and hours in wasn’t supposed to be brutally destroyed?
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And they didn't mention they want they flowers to stay, they're still plants how Kevis was suposed to know
Aw yes, Kevin's found another obscure simulator. Let's see how he breaks this one
@Not RickRoll 👇+ reported
@@IamaPERSON whats with all these spam bots lately? They're everywhere
@@KuueenKumi I have no clue, and it's annoying. They even tried leeching off me today, so I said "I'm deleting my comment because of you, leech", and then did it.
Hagrid
@@KuueenKumi also, congrats on the heart
"I started a lawnmowing bussiness that ruins gardens"
*flashbacks from that lawnmower race in GTA online*
@Not RickRoll 👇+ I'm suicidal because of you :)
??? When was this? I wanna race lawn mowers!
@@CJ-wm5md probs a custom race in GTA online, there was no lawnmower race in the singleplayer
@@CJ-wm5md "I forced UA-camrs to complete the worst GTA V event ever", it starts at 8:55
@@IamaPERSON Whoa, dude... Tbh, same. The highway near my house seems very tempting after seeing all these spammers. #FeltSuicidalMightRunIntoTrafficLater (Yes, that's a reference to all those "Felt cute. Might delete later" posts on social media). Felt ugly. Might delete myself later.
This is the exact kind of game someone would play while sobbing uncontrollably and trying to comprehend their own existence
that is oddly specific
true, very true
You’re not wrong
Thats why I play it :)
As a gardener myself, I would've hired you in my crew Kevin. Anyone who can mow precisely 69% of a lawn is worth hiring as far as I'm concerned.
Nice!
“These wierd simulator games will never end, there must be a huge market for this”
Yes Kevin there is, it’s you
You’re single handedly keeping this genre alive
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 we meet again!
With the help of HandOfBlood
And Sips. He loves these dad games.
I like that Kevin named his character “Man,” and then went with a female character model
Kevin supports trans rights apparently
the character also used he/they. transmasc enby?😳
Did you just assume their gender
Its like getting a cat and naming it dog i assume, but its Kevin so no one cam explain why and i love it
@@m4sherman375 Dif you just assume their species
I played this in real life for 8 years. Thank you Kevin for actually making it “fun.”
Hagrid
My mom used to make me play this every weekend
I used to get paid $10 for doing this. Now I pay to do this.
Imagine after cutting the flowers the owners would need to hire a landscaper and the landscaper proceeds to plant weeds and sells your couch and makes a hole in the wall...
The landscaper repairman and furniture salesman are all man just making more business for himself
Did you know that the freshly cut grass smell is the individual blades of grass screaming for help?
Kevin: I like that
Hagrid
I wish I knew who this funny man is. He never introduced himself.
How it is going is also going to remain unknown, sadly :(
that really sucks man
Me on my latest hyperfixation: “Hello there, friends, today we’re cutting grass!”
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Exactly!
I was a professional landscaper for like 10 days one summer, and Kevin's simulation wasn't too far off the mark, haha
How can you become professional in only 10 days wtf!?
@@flausensieb because Kevin was the guy managing the business ♥️
@@flausensieb but seriously, the guy's name was either Kevin or Kieth, but we couldn't remember, so we called him Kevieth. I messed something up on the very first lawn (didn't have the correct crisscross pattern in the grass), and he chewed me out and finished with "you can't be doing that bullshit, you're a professional landscaper!" Okay boss 🤷♂️
@@flausensieb By being hired to cut grass. Professional doesn't mean good.
Someone make a Kevin Simulator where all you do is sit behind a computer and play games, but once you leave your house, you get hit by a car. That'd be the true gamer experience.
features also include, punting baby dolls across the yard, taking fully clothed showers, and -feeding the prisoners in the basement-
the world limit
kevin was told to “touch grass” one too many times
"these weird simulator games never end, there must be a huge market for them"
yes, it's called Germany
Hagrid
Now I _really_ want to know what's going on in Germany
@@neonbunnies9596 Simulations
@@neonbunnies9596 work work work
You’re right but why do you have to say it? XD
Something I honesty really appreciate is Kevin calls this character and Grognak “they” and it always warms my heart
this seems like the logical next step after the chair sitting simulator. I love it.
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I’m not sure what his name is anymore, this guy used to start all his videos with it but my long term memory is not that great.
Smii7y and Kryoz: cutting grass perfectly with random periods of pure silence because of how concentrated they are
Kevin: ruins the flowers on purpose and cuts “fuk you” into the lawn
He’s just, different
Love how when Kevin cuts the grass it’s actually 2 frames per second.
Hagrid
The game cannot handle rtx grass cutting
hey Kevin, they made that scene from your “Country Roads” cover into a game!!
Hagrid
Which game?
@@AdrianGarcia-cj7ux This one.
woosh?
I’ve seen multiple people play this game, but I’ve never seen anyone flip the mower…bravo Kevin
Wherever there are odd, quirky simulator games nobody has ever heard of Kevin will be there to show the way.
I was hoping someone would cause chaos in this. And Kevin is that perfect chaotic entity for it.
Hagrid.
Sweet icon.
@@hagrid3348 why do u want Kevin to marry you?
@@عبداللهالغيلاني-ض8ر yes
I love how no matter what mundane task Kevin is given he always turns it into violent chaos
Kevin shows how adept he is at breaking even something as ridiculous as a virtual lawn mower. God, I love this channel ❤
Kevin: "I just really love grass."
Don't have to tell us twice, Kev.
HELL YEAH ! GRASS !
@Not RickRoll 👇+ faker
Don't do kids, drugs
@@alexrje But do drugs, kids
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This game is oddly relaxing. I'll do a contract after a stressful day or if I just want to play a game while listening to a podcast or something
Man, Man sure did have a hard time navigating the lawn efficiently.
Helps to have a map.
This video taught me what "Stiga" actually is..😫 For my entire almost 27 year old life, I have thought they are only a specific type of sled. Kevin teaches, even when he tries not to.
This gameplay gives manslaughter a whole new meaning, love it.
I’d love it if these developers actually watched Kevin and took his advice on board
I legit saw this game in my steam queue and thought that this would be a perfect game for Kevin
Awww, I really hoped he'd try the black one with the rediculously long front cutty things.
This is one of the times when Kevin's shenanigans were beneficial other than entertainment 😂😂
Hagrid.
I desperately need a framed copy of that picture of Kevin on his Irish parade float.
"These weird simulator games will never end"
Good, we don't want you to run out of any to play, Kevin
Imagine a Jim Pickens simulator, you know, if we're not in one already.
I love you Kevin. It's sucks I won't watch your videos for a while. Going to boot camp. But I will enjoy catching up when I can. Keep being awesome
Good luck!
Hey thanks
@@Numbers2Read No problem! We cul- I mean... Community members have to look out for each other!
Good luck 🍀
The funny thing is I’m pretty sure that it is set in Britain so when he says it’s all the rage in Europe, the people would know better.
I absolutely love mowing the lawn, so Kevin causing chaos AND lawn mower..... heaven 😂
actually, I can relate totally to your gameplay. I have just had my last day at work last friday from a whole season on a golfcourse in the alps. I had strict orders of how to cut the grass but I didn't do it how I was supposed to whatsoever. I realized that it's way more fun to feck up than doing it the right way. I don't know if there's just something wrong with me but I like having fun and that sometimes means to do things the wromg way on purpose
"This weird simulator games will never end.
There must be a huge market for it."
Yes, it's called germany.
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I saw this on steam the other day and instantly knew Kevin was gonna do a video. His lawnmower racing skills will finally be put to use!
All these game developers should be paying Kevin for the effort he puts into exposing the ways the game might be broken. I'm sure they take his videos for reference to fix these issues. He's doing a great service really! (Jokes apart loved the video as always and hope you're settled in well in the new place)
Omg I lost it when he flipped the lawnmower. Watching kevin break games is one of my favorite pastimes.
hagrid
thank u for uploading videos, you're my safe place and i love u so much
Kevin. My man. I'm bored and high in lockdown and you're mowing lawns...
Feck I love you 💛👉
I enjoy the entertainment Kevin provides. But it's wild to think that there are average people out there who would rather spend $40 to cut virtual grass in real time instead of doing it irl to make money.
What about the people who spent hours mowing grass for money only to spend all their money on a game where they can mow grass virtually
Kevin: hey there friends we are cutting grass
As long as Kevin is not smoking grass we love the video
We would still love Kevin even if he's smoking grass
What's wrong with smoking grass⁉️
The developers of any game played by Kevin definitely learn about a few unknown or weird bugs from their creation.
Devs: good job on finding the bugs guys, let's release...what is that?
Kevin enters the chat: hey there friends
I wish it would start you with a push mower so you can work your way up to the good riding mowers.
And yes I do actually like this game because I find mowing the lawn therapeutic.
This game is the sequel of the saying "Watching grass grow" - "Cutting grass at an excrutiatingly slow pace"
Hagrid
Your vids are the only thing that make me happy, my life has become a sentimental tragedy over the last few months. Thanks Kevin, for giving me a bit of laughter when all I want to do is cry. 🥲
hagrid
I've been there, too. I hope it gets better for both of us.
"Cats, natures speed bumbs." great 😀
Kevin: "Hey, there, friends; today we're-- cutting... grass."
Me: Ah, hell. I thought we were *smoking* grass. : )
Ah, to be a blade of grass brutally destroyed by Kevin's lawnmower travelling at 25 km/hr...
Incredible. There's yet another simulator game Kevin hasn't played yet! Surely he's nearly done them all by now!
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I can see recommending this business to some one you hate. Like neighbor, coworker,etc. DINKLEBURG!
I own a landscaping business. Top notch work from Kevin. I'd hire him. He didn't snap even one lawnmower belt
This video gave me motion sickness and lawn sickness at the same time. 10/10, would recommend for a freshly drifted garden to show off to my neighbors.
"ah, nature's speedbumps" .... you terrify me lol
Can't wait for the day there's a simulator simulator for Kevin to play!
hagrid
Finding out that Kevin played this game is literally the best news I’ve gotten today
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 thanks for the input hagrid! 😆
@@hagrid3348 facts
But Kevin!!!! Think of all those poor unsuspecting digital 4 leaf clovers you've massacred!!! Bad luck Kevin, baaaad luckkkkk.
I made it about 51 second before motion sickness kicked in😂
And here we have Man, the woman who works for Weed Smokers
Drifting riding lawn mowers in real life around businesses is fun too
8 months later and the intro still gets me, he was confident but as he tells us what he’s doing you can see he’s rethinking his choices.
This is one of the best videos ever made😂😂😂🤣😂
I low key love mowing lawns and I’m raging watching this lol
Hagrid.
0:34 What is THAT!? What have I missed? When Kevin makes cutting grass look fun, we know he's gonna wreck! Would like to see more.
‘I’m not cutting grass for money’ but Kevin you’re making a video cutting grass
Yes! I was waiting for Kevin to do this simulator 🤣🤣😍
I cry laughing every time Man gets stuck. Maybe this is an unlikely favourite, but I love this video so much.
Leave it to Kevin to break a lawn mowing simulator 😂
I can't believe Kevin didn't ask me "how's it going"
Can’t believe watching someone play a mowing simulator could be so funny. Kevin is really a gift to us.
Me just patiently waiting for 2022 just for the next Fable video.
I saw this on steam the other day, and thought to my self I can't wait until Kevo makes a video on it.
Kevin's videos always brighten my day :)
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hagrid !
Hiring an Irishman to cut the grass and he got 69% of it done.
"Is the job done, Seamus?"
"To be sure, sir. I did two turds."
"You did WHAT?!?!"
If God intended us to have nice lawns and gardens, he wouldn't have sent Kevin to mow them
When you hear tires screeching as the guy you hired is cutting your lawn
When the bank finds out this company is never completing A job and scamming people. They will be very concerned now that they lended out £8,999,999.
No employees even work at the new built head quarters.
Then they check his monthly income realising half goes to paying for repairs and fines 😂😂😂
Yassss. Saw this advertised on Steam today.
... Why do I genuinly like these kind of games
Old Nook Cottage? Careful, Old Nook will charge you for mowing his lawn, but at least you'll be able to sell weeds to pay him off
I saw this on the xbox store to day and thought wonder when Kevin will.....an youtube let me know you already did 🤣🤣🤣
Good ol' Kevin. If a thing exists, he'll find a way to ruin it.
You should try car mechanic simulator next. I tried without any knowledge of cars and still had fun.
Hagrid.
The only reason people keep recommending you to other lawns is so they won't have the worst lawn in the neighborhood.
Cats are truly nature's speedbumps
I love and Understand this Video.
Kevin's cutting service we may not cut your grass good we may not cut your grass right we may destroy your lawn but we will do it in 5 minutes or less