I FOUGHT THE ENTIRE WORLD AT ONCE AS GERMANY IN HOI4!
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- In this video I am gonna lose my mind at the hand of Gabe. One of my patreons that made me conquer the world as Germany by declaring on everyone at once.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM.
This video was edited by Giorgio Giovanna.
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crazy that both you and bitt3rsteel both dropped germany vs the entire world videos on the same day 💀
Right i just finished watching bitt3rsteel
Not me literally watching this after bitt3rsteel's one
They've been planning the grand conspiracy
ikr
They've been planning the grand conspiracy
50:07 Bro said billion so hard it fixed his mic
T😅
As a Hoi4 player, I can confirm that I’m not mentally stable.
agreed.
That map is a hilarious sort of "You're the last country left in a World Conquest game, and you're not the conqueror"
3:09 this is Odra, Oder river. Vistula flows through main Polish cities like Warsaw, Cracow and Gdansk.
Yeah I realized after I edited the video =))
You dropped so many nukes it is now a shame that you didn't have a mod for killing civilians with nukes in the run
Average Hoi4 UA-camr arc: become (more) insane
i am enjoying the wild ride of kristibbs losing his sanity
Bold to say he still has any.
I wonder how long will it take until there will be news about a romanian UA-camr, Detonating a nuke in a random city
@@LeroxYT yeah, and i know how he will get the nuke, he will steal it.
As we've seen with ISP
We will be there
Theres actually a mod to fix the nukes count being unclear at 29:29. Its called 'Clear nuke's number' on the workshop.
Its official, hoi4 youtubers have builded mind connections threw being mentally unstable, krabs and Butter uploaded on the same day the same kind of Run.
Hell yeah Armoured Car Only! I remember starting a day 1 of asking for it
Armoured Car + Ragnorok is real torture though, makes sense you weren't able to do it
Armoured Car only usually is hard enough when the entire world isn't against you
"I don't use tanks because I don't like them, cry me a river"
Absolutely based, you are my favourite hoi4 youtuber from now on.
6:48 I really hope he did get the maintenance crew. That enemy equipment capture really helps reduce a bit of pressure off your mills. 😂 10:10 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro has became so numb to it he has to give himself an extra challenge for no reason
I thought that ppl couldn't possibly make you suffer more, guess I was wrong lmao
I have twoquestions to probably everyone.
First: How many hours did you spent, playing HOI4 ( i have almost 200 hours)
Two: DO you understand every mechanic ( i don't know half of them, so that's cool)
About 5k and I do understand most mechanics yes.
i have about 700 hours and i know almost every mechanic EXCEPT navy
The joke about having to make Birmingham the capital was quite amusing.
The art of exhausting the one resource, the AI cannot replace adequately. Manpower.
If you have radar in the air zones you want to fight in and you have less planes then the enemies
Make sure to put your fighters on interception it will kill a lot of enemy planes (if you have a decent design) at a much much lower risk and way less casualties in the air and ground
If I see Napoleon dancing like that one more time, Im going CRAZY!
The fact that you call a HOI4 run where 1 hour is 1 years and 10 months slow is quite funny.
Your willpower and determination are commendable, that's for sure.
u can also add the "REAL CASUALTIES" mod for better "fun"
Good old AI with their phantom supplies and manpower.
imagine the pov of the german government reading the 70+ million casualties
Another one falls for the armored car challenge
The more the madman does this, the more impossible it becomes to say Kristibbs is sane.
you can produce outdated ships by going to "decommissioned" section in your production tab
so even if you have researched the ships that take chromium and you switched to them
you can still switch back
For the manpower thing, not only can germany get more cores, but they usually are up to 20/25% conscription and you were at 5%.
21:25 this is the reason that i am subscribed, thank you.
Tip: nuke air fields, they destroy all aircraft in them
I did that hundreds of Times. They where just making 12k planes a second
If you want to do challenges like Armored Car or Artillery or AA or AT only, or any other lowHP-lowOrg batallions - do it as Italy, ma dude. Italy has wonderful support company exactly for this kind of challenges. It adds shit tonn of org and HP and allows to make usable divisions out of any kind of batallions.
you know its a good video when it is almost an hour long
Finaly i wanted to see this a long time, i asked you to play it about 1 month ago but with ragnarok(same) but armored cars are a different level
21:27 based
me watching HOI4 run faster than I've ever seen before compared to my pc:
kristibbs: "the game is so slow!"
AM I REALLY MISSING OUT ON HOI4 THAT BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeaaahh.....
As a mentally stable hoi4 player i can conform that staring at a map for 50 minutes is the most sane thing a mentally stable hoi4 player would do 🤗🤗🤗🤗😏
as a swedish person. i love you
for bombing denmark to the ground. NER MED DANSKJÄVLARNA
You probably couldn't see those divs in the port because you had less than 10% army intel on whomevers division they were.
Thats not how it works. If You dont have Intel You dont see the exact number of divisions. But You should still be able to see the divisions model.
Well that's it. You gotta do it again since you didn't officially reach 300M.
I did
Gotta do it over... you forgot to take the navies at the peace conference.
This is literally the opposite of a germany world conquest speedrun
Day 11 asking Kris to play black ice mod
24:59 that is probably, due to the level of forts you are sitting on, I noticed, that the AI doesnt attack lv 10 forts and rarely lv9 forts.
I decided to see what russia would do as a ai, let's just say there's no naval invasions, which means you can't camp them and just kill their armies that way. UK might have been the only one that is reasonable of the three to choose, USA, there's no caping other nations to get them out, UK, naval invasions till you lose or they lose, or the hordes of russia.
now russia is banging their heads against the wall but there's not a good path to winning till they bleed dry and they won't be doing that because they just have so much manpower.
Bro is mentally crazy. Appreciate it
So, Now I have a request. Add the mods Birthrate go BRRR and naval production mods, let the carnage begin and pray for your sanity. I have had a few naval battles with ships in the thousands on each side
Only thing you have to be careful of, once the recruitable manpower ticks over 2B it will stack overflow to the negatives. so running volunteer only is a great way to mitigate that. But ramping it up to extensive conscription once you tick to the negatives is always a good way to get out of the negs
HOI 4 has infinite manpower.
Not the first time i saw a zombi germany losing millions each year agaisnt my wall of flesh.
Screw those who suggested to only use armored cars, why dis you have to fulfill it this video 🙁
Also, pardon for the late comment
guys someone should make him play world conquest flamethrower guns only
By the way when i meant to use armored car for breakthrough i kinda meant like alongside infantry like tankettes
Like you can put two batallion on every infantry template to make some kind of light space marine or like put equal part infantry or motorised... It's basically a very light tank
Also if you ever use again armored cars save up on XP and put it to upgrade armored cars armor and guns
20:21 As a central american citizen, I confirm we dont die from world wars haha
you dont need to nuke Birmingham as the city already looks like its been hit by a nuke
Thumbnail goes hard
anytime I'm talking about historical things or where places are to my girl, she says "how do you just know this stuff?"
I promplty answer that I stare at maps a lot lmao
Good Video !
you wouldn't dare to do this with my map overhaul mod Tiles Galorious Expanded Provinces would you???
if you do, its listed, just a beta release is up on my workshop, its pretty finished, just procrastinating on map styles and cosmetics
And what will that add to the experience?
@kristibbs-lg9gy at this point after watching the video in full?
Idk man, you surely don't wanna suffer anymore haha
Now do i fight the entire world as the ottoman empire
oh yeah, let me watch this hour long video to distract myself from the fact that I'll die alone and there's nothing I can do about it
Hell yes
"Hitler was kinda racist"
Understatement of the year lol
No Ironman, no challenge
It was on ironman wdym.
I really appreciate all the time and effort you put into your videos. Great video as always
36:07 change unit cohesion it’s next to aggressiveness
krist you need the nobel peace prize
The leader would be 90 by the time the war finally ended.
Tanks require so many resources so i understand why you might not like tanks
I watched it till the end, it was hell. (but video good)
i sent it 9 minutes ago, for poland its almost midnight, and bro already responded
you bought my sub this is actually insane
I'm pretty sure its impossible to run out of manpower playing as china. What do you mean last war? Now Germany has to conquer the galaxy!!!
Galaxy is empty Man nothing to conquer
Sorry to say that if you went armored car it's better for you to go with superior firepower for the extra hp and org from support companies.
I think you earned a sub
Did you decide?
he did it he made it to 20k well done
if you want to make it more fun add the infinite combat width mod :)
What are planes if not flying armour cars.
3:09 that is not Vistula river
i watched entire video
Good good.
Bro has finally hit 20k yeaaaaaah
48:00 I’m from Birmingham the capital and I can tell you, you’re never going to be forgiven.
i felt like this video was adressed to me lol
Most sane hoi4 player
Important question, are you nuking airports for plane destruction ?
Yeah but could only nuke the Benelux and the north of France for a long time. So it did not help that much as they had plenty more airports in zones i could not nuke.
Crazy its kriss
i am currently doing the enclave redux mod as the reformers wish me luck boys
Just watched Ragnarok from bitt3rsteel , but this had a lot more insanity and suffering
Love you Krissy 😊
Bittersteal posted a similar video 2 hours before this
do the same but as luxemburg
Nz world conquest. It’s impossible
After that video i subbed
now try it with artillery only >:)
hai noroc boss 🐔
this is literally the fastest ive ever seen hoi4 run wdym its slow
Its slow...
dang youtube did not send a notification
Nice vid bro, btw where are you from Im Thinking you are from czechia/slovakia
Romania
Ooo thanks
haha i did the same and did 430 million casualties vs 22 million germans
This me literally
Watched all of it
Good good.
Armors get no benefits from most armor bonus
pls try usa then puppet and play as hawai
Why
Light work…. Trust me 😅