I cant eat
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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2015
- with Brian Jordan Alvarez and Michael Henry
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"You just ate."
"........That was a gesture."
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT OMG
I don't even get it.
It’s about oral sex
hugedoofus Basically he ate just to be polite. Except no he actually has to eat, as a human person
thanks i nearly forgot about this line in the last 20 seconds of a 0:57 clip
when 2 bottoms meet and one of them has to top
carl jay replace the word eat with top
LMAAAAAAO. IM DEEEEEEAD
I wanted to comment but nothing can outwit this
@Neo Deltå as a gesture
And water with swallow
Why is this like a real social thing we humans do
Fatphobia 😢 pisses me right off
@@infoskrimp420 • I know AND IT’S SO FUCKED UP
fat is pretty bad tho
@@hannahlennertkristiansen4797 no it’s not lol
@@infoskrimp420 shut up american
Love the table's center piece.
it's really giving "head"
She can’t digest
@@BrianJordanAlvarez I-
The way I've watched this video literally 70 times and never noticed
I have watched this video about once every six months, and this is the first time I noticed your comment. And the first time I noticed the centerpiece. I guess the actors just have such a commanding presence that I can't see anything else in the scene.
when you and your friend both have eating disorders and are trying to constantly one up each other
this is fucking terrible lmfao
relatable tho ;"-(
Oliver James 😭
Basically my life
Oliver James Are you ok?
Oliver James I was literally looking through the comments to see if someone already made a eating disorder comment lol I was gonna say the same thing
Me and my friends have incorporated “That was a gesture” into our every day conversation as much as possible
I need to start doing this lmao
half-expecting for them to say at the end: "BRUNCH"
Joyce C that would've been perfect
Especially because they wouldn't be able to eat
"I canT eaT"
It's the enunciation for me. Lol
Can't tell if this is about bottoming, the pursuit of skinnyness, or all of the above and then some 🤷🏽♂️
Yes
i need a version of this with ppl constantly trying to one up each other on how much they DONT sleep
i do this "i ate so much rn because i didnt eat breakfast okay" thing all the time and i feel so called out
I'm dying. Holy shit, I just sat here and watched all your comedy videos and you are HILARIOUS.
xbeautifulxliex123 omg thank youuuu!
You are basically my new favorite person.
"I can'T eaT" 😌I can'T eaT 😢 I can'T eaT 🙁"
SOOOO funny
This video is in color. And -- although I can't verify it because my speakers don't work -- it appears to have sound.
+Brian Jordan Alvarez I read the reply with your voice as the narrator!!
+Petie Goodman me too. everything is in this voice now and I don't fight it.
I can't with the reply. I just can't.
@Grande Leonardo I believe you mean red
I peed myself when he just...let the water out of his mouth oh my god
I watched this when I was 14 and I assumed that bottoms dont eat at all
is that a wrong assumption
@@brycelucas286 At least in the lesbian world, bottoming is more about getting fucked. And I think it's the same for gays. With oral sex people generally have less of a preference for giving or receiving. source autostraddle
@@bvvvb what r u on ab
@@brycelucas286 I just realized they meant eat as in, eat lol
@@bvvvb did u think they meant eat as in... salad tossing
They look so young.
This probably what everyone in los angeles is like
you're absolutely correct :)
Fun fact: you can actually go the rest of your life without eating!
The part where he wipes a tear from his eye kills me every time!
Where do I get the head in a bowl center piece
@Ch Erry or the color could just be a coincidence. 🙄
this felt longer than 57 seconds
pretty good adaptation of kafka's "a hunger artist"
i'm dying i'm sending this to all my friends because it's too frickin real
thank you so much!!!!
LOL it could've ended on "I can't breathe"
wow and then we would've both died! my god
but i mean yes you are right and i appreciate this
well this comment aged badly
@@caydonstanley9750 aged like rotten bananas holy shit
God I just LOVE Michael Henry.
i've watched this probably like 25 times so far and im JUST now noticing the head on the table
Lol which is a big part of the joke lol. He's amazing.
The dribbling the water tipped me over! I think I pulled a muscle laughing so hard. Y'all are all SO GOOD!!!
🤤
God this was SO ahead of its time
I’m just now discovering this channel and I’m obsessively watching every video. Brian and Co. are all comedic geniuses I just love it so much
I canT eaT
these videos are so bizarre. i love it and all of the subtext!
Yup that's what I love about some of his videos. It has a lot of subtext in them
*This channel is the pinnacle of humour*
You are actually a genius
you actually are too
BJA is a comic god! He is so hilarious. I love comedy but it is rare for me to lose it laughing. If not laughing at these videos, I am squirming out of pure joy. Plus he is very handsome ...:) Seriously thanks for these. Please never stop!
i love this so much. thank you
Brian, why arent you famous?! i just found out about you and already in love with you, you are perfection personified
This has so many possible indirect meanings that i can't even stop trying to guess...
*that was a gesture*
Your videos are so funny and SMART - the comedy translates to us here in Finland as well. Will be posting these A LOT.
Oh my God thank you!!!
I clicked on this out of curiosity and then when I realized where it was going I wheezed out of uncomfortableness because I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY EVERYDAY OH GOD WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF US
Brilliance, really. All of them (the videos) brilliance. Great work :)
I feel like straight guys do the opposite
"Man why you didn't eat anything?"
"Dude I ate like an entire cow at lunch and I want to get drunk faster okay?"
This is totally a straight guy thing to do. "I eat enough to feed a small family, but I don't eat when I drink because then it hits harder."
On another note, my brother ate 10 hamburgers in one sitting, and I just watched him in awe and disgust. (He's not fat, in fact he's very skinny and could stand to gain a few pounds.)
friendly reminder that everybody deserves to be nourished and healthy and food is good for you.
I can't believe this only 58 seconds; it feels longer!
i'm dying too like most of the people
thank you bb, you are dying for our SINS!
i feel like me and my friends do this thing exactly. it's almost as if we compete to be the one who eats more like a 'skinny person'. it's weird and awful but we do it every time
You sure they're just friends at this point? :)
@@jonathandpg6115 How would this insinuate a romantic relationship??
@@cai3886 I think they were insinuating that said friendship seems a bit too toxic to be a true friendship
@@victoriap1649 ooh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense lol.
BJA and his friends are the funniest new group in LA, why weren't they writing Looking? HUUUHHHH
Thank you for the hearty chuckle
This is. Literally. The funniest thing I ve ever seen on the internet,
I was searching vids for med school this morning and I honestly thought this was going to be about Parkinson’s disease and difficulty swallowing
The single most underrated video on youtube
you are bloody brilliant
breathetarians
Their eyes are great actors.
this is ur best video, this is good stuff, gosh i've watched it so many times.
sending love from rio de janeiro brian! you are amazing!!! (oh, and this is totally real in middle class rio as well)
the camera quality of all these videos is incredible
The collaboration I needed
reminds me of this short story i read called '' the luncheon ''. i love it.
When you have weird competitions in elementary school on who can one up each other
This is like me with my friends except the exact opposite.
this is gold
imagine having to deal with this on a daily basis
Brian this is amazing
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DONT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS
this is how folks act when they go out to a bar and go "omg I have to work tomorrow at 6AM.." then someone goes "omg I'm so tired i've been up since yesterday.."
"I had a 6 inch"
Woah now, thought we were talking 'bout food, son
Lmfao this makes absolutely no sense but at the same time I totally get it and it's hilarious
That changed fast
Fuck. Oh my God. This is amazing.
You are!
I was hoping for an "i can't eat 147%".🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Omg I can't breath ....this reminds me of basically everyone on another website that I'm on
Still the best vid on UA-cam
This was all metaphor! 6", 12", doesn't swallow - just spits it out…
"that was a gesture"
I'm watching all your videos. Can't stop lauthing
yes!!!!
"i cant eat"
"what is food?"
You are incredibly fucking hilarious, I cannot believe I've only just discovered your comedy
Very Kristin Wiig's Penelope
Wipes symbolic tear
literally my friends 😂😂 and then theres me ,who could most likely eat for england....
Hilarious.
The water dribble is everything
*finds this channel*
Welp there goes all my time
this was made years before tiktok, and even though the format suits tiktok perfectly, the dimmed still frame as youtube tries to load the next video makes these so much funnier
Food has never happened to me
These are hilarious
I cant eat.. Then I have a whole bottle of white wine and ... ummm ..... It never ends well
I only eat socially. I literally can’t. It’s like this weird adorable quirk I have that’s uniquely me
Why is this so funny??? It is fucking hilarious! ♡
I can't sweat.
new sub here-love this
It’s like Brian talking to an adult Brick from The Middle.
A 2fer. Love it.
When you talk about size and realize how much you can take...
I’m watching this and eating right now
lmao these videos are so funny
I can't eat.
Super funny