Patrice O'Neal on Chinese People | Opie & Anthony

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @anniew4105
    @anniew4105 5 місяців тому +45

    Cupped his hands 😂😂😂😂 never fails to crack me up

    • @neemaf829
      @neemaf829 3 місяці тому +1

      he sold it, lol!

  • @ion6538
    @ion6538 2 місяці тому +25

    12:30 - Patrice is onto something. Japanese are the White people of Asia. Filipinos are the Mexican people of Asia. Since America is heavily White and Mexican, Americans have kind of a familiarity with Japanese and Filipinos. This leads to their being more of an affinity for those Asian groups. Chinese, on the other hand, are perceived as too foreign. Their robotic personalities and stinginess don’t mend well with American culture and the important role that polite greetings, generous tipping, everyday small talk, charity, and comedic ribbings play in it. This leads to there being friction between historical Americans and Chinese immigrants.

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. 28 днів тому +1

      like how mexicans hate mexicans, makes sense

    • @tomatoesofdoom
      @tomatoesofdoom 12 днів тому

      I hung out with a group of 3rd generation rich Chinese kids when I was growing up in Toronto. They definitely do all have an "Us vs. Them" mentality that surfaces from time to time. It's beaten into them like dirt out of a rug

    • @shamelessplug06
      @shamelessplug06 11 днів тому

      As an Asian, they're like the Jews of Asia. Loves money. The only difference is they're indifferent towards accumulating power which the former are pretty good at.

    • @historyrepeat402
      @historyrepeat402 6 днів тому

      @@shamelessplug06from how I see it the Chinese see money as the means to the end of survival, while Jews see money as a means to power which at its end is survival

  • @johnw4659
    @johnw4659 5 місяців тому +38

    This might be Patrice at his funniest !

    • @DVe-fw5sj
      @DVe-fw5sj 5 місяців тому +15

      The best part is he isn't trying to be funny...he is just telling the truth

    • @isabelleger2815
      @isabelleger2815 4 місяці тому +4

      I still re-listen to these when I’m on vacation lying in a pool on a floatee!! Best feeling in the world and my happy place 😊😊

    • @littlebigcommentary
      @littlebigcommentary 3 місяці тому

      Damn, homies livin’ The dream. That sounds awesome lol

    • @stephenholmgren405
      @stephenholmgren405 2 місяці тому +1

      My favorite Patrice moment was when he ask Chris Hanson why the kids are so old 😅

  • @xXDiGiTaLBaThXx
    @xXDiGiTaLBaThXx 5 місяців тому +27

    I can listen to Patrice shit on asians all day! I've heard this one so many times over the years. The fish aquarium guy is funny

    • @jcee6886
      @jcee6886 Місяць тому +1

      I use myyyy batteryyyyy 😅

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 10 днів тому +1

      He *cupped his hands*

  • @ThatDudeLou2023
    @ThatDudeLou2023 16 днів тому +3

    Still listening to patrice talk about mundane shit in 2024 bc hes fucking hilarious.

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Місяць тому +5

    I have a sister in Seattle.
    She says China is literally like colonizing the northwest.
    They're demanding Chinese schools and don't associate with anyone else and break anti-segregation laws regularly.

    • @tomatoesofdoom
      @tomatoesofdoom 12 днів тому

      Their game of silently taking over the world is working and not working at the same time

    • @shamelessplug06
      @shamelessplug06 11 днів тому

      @@tomatoesofdoom Cause we Asians love money. Power is irrelevant unless it brings you more money. China taking over the world is solely based on economic reasons. Chinese people are afraid of losing their money. Notice how everything else in China fails in comparison compared to the United States whether it be international movies, military prowess, or even having a solid political bloc like NATO.
      That's the difference between us and Jews with the latter balancing both power and money.

  • @marcob2137
    @marcob2137 2 місяці тому +8

    "The customer is always right."
    -Opie who's never worked customer service. That phrase should be banned.

    • @noyes.
      @noyes. Місяць тому

      Leave it alone

    • @TheFaithfulAtheist
      @TheFaithfulAtheist Місяць тому +4

      It was an advertisement slogan from the 30s or some shit. That's it. Total bullshit.

    • @adamimberti6948
      @adamimberti6948 21 день тому

      I worked in food service for like 6 months and in that time I learned a) everyone is a regular b) everyone feels like you owe them something free because they're a regular and c) everyone feels entitled to a unique and personalised greeting every time they come in because they're a regular.
      I much prefer the Asian, we're not friends so you just give me the exact amount of money and I'll give you exactly what you ordered approach.

  • @Carpetmans
    @Carpetmans 24 дні тому +1

    34:34 lmaooooo menace to society is goated😂😂😂😂

  • @mikelanzafame3401
    @mikelanzafame3401 Місяць тому +2

    Electrical tape as the seaweed is just genius

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 5 місяців тому +6

    Cartwright!! Cartwright!

    • @isaihvega9928
      @isaihvega9928 2 місяці тому

      There we go! I was thinking Carmichael 😂😂

  • @kevinhaubrich579
    @kevinhaubrich579 4 місяці тому +17

    Patrice called 2024 paying to be human …. Damn

    • @tclassic6040
      @tclassic6040 19 днів тому

      You’re a cult member I bet because life been like what Patrice is saying don’t argue back free child care is considered communism think about it you got to pay to be a child lol

  • @StevetheMartin
    @StevetheMartin 2 місяці тому +1

    Yall literally go off to watch Stevey Brule mid show. Amazing.

  • @althepal70
    @althepal70 4 місяці тому +4

    If you have a hard time seeing red lights you probably shouldn’t ride a bike or else your fighting days aren’t gonna last much longer

  • @montyball2868
    @montyball2868 12 днів тому

    The funniest part of this is when Opie said " I tried to make sushi once too".
    No you didn't.

  • @hghrmnds816
    @hghrmnds816 28 днів тому +1

    Bruh they are rigid. I took one on a few dates, bruh she robbed me when I fell asleep at her crib. I didn’t know at the time but she kept sayin “don’t rob me” thru txt hella, and I actually liked her. Idk that shit crazy, cos she didn’t even look that good. Can’t let your guard down fr

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Місяць тому +2

    Someone tell him about black customer service.
    They're like angry at you that they need to do their job.

    • @WithdrawalDH
      @WithdrawalDH Місяць тому +2

      he mentions that at the end of the video, rounded out the whole thing simply stating that every race has their social irritances that should be acknowledged

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy 28 днів тому

    48:10 that's the funny part, wide aisles. Not to accompdate white folks, to accompdate guests. It's wild hospitality, and I'm here for it.

  • @nj7068
    @nj7068 2 місяці тому

    Dr brule bit nice

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 5 місяців тому +3

    33:04

  • @agge777
    @agge777 22 дні тому

    The dude around 20:00 in. He makes the asian dude make him a new one, which he does without any grief since the dude found a hair in it. If he makes him a fresh one without a hair in it and no extra cost. Wtf does he expect it off the bill for? He got what he paid for, and every day is always someones fckn birthday….

  • @TheRoamingUplander
    @TheRoamingUplander Місяць тому +1

    10:45 bay area Asians are different

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Місяць тому +1

    They're using way too much soy sauce.
    Just make rice.
    I guess money is nothing to these guys.

  • @usern4metak3ns
    @usern4metak3ns 5 місяців тому +2

    F in a boat cant be forgiven for their discourteous behavior! nor can star in a box!

  • @crochetbyrhiannon
    @crochetbyrhiannon Місяць тому

    Why does Opie cosntantly refer to conversations as 'bits'? It's unbelievably cringe

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 10 днів тому

      Self preservation, can call anything bad said a joke then

  • @ion6538
    @ion6538 2 місяці тому +1

    3:40 - it’s interesting that Patrice makes this comparison. Chinese are known as the Jews of the East. Just as Jews are accused of being greedy, cheap, insular, nepotistic, and subversive in USA or Europe, Chinese are accused of being the same thing in Southeast Asia. Maybe it’s resentment of their success… or maybe it’s anger that their success is due to these qualities. Probably a bit of both.

    • @jaydee9086
      @jaydee9086 2 місяці тому

      Because China was/is a communist country.

    • @kanegarvey848
      @kanegarvey848 2 місяці тому

      Jews are resented because they are somehow always the victim about everything and somehow never have blood on their hands. Meanwhile they'll sell you blood diamonds with the African kids arm still on it and not give a fuck.

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 Місяць тому

      I follow a channel that covers crazy stuff in China and his theory as to why they are cheap, scammers trying to get every little bit they can and not carr about others stems from living in communism where their parents had to fight for scraps and didn't know where the next meal would come from. So a comparison to news that mostly came from communist Europe actually makes a lot of sense.

    • @jaja2084
      @jaja2084 24 дні тому

      Lived in NYC my whole life. Can confirm.

  • @JuanPablo-wg9bk
    @JuanPablo-wg9bk 2 місяці тому

    😂

  • @chichigotdayayo555
    @chichigotdayayo555 Місяць тому

    15:13😂😂😂😂😂