everyone being a little in love with cloud strife for 3 mins straight ish

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  • @cryssanie
    @cryssanie 8 місяців тому +454

    SE is 100% aware how absurdly pretty they made Cloud in the remakes and they want to let us know by making everyone thirsty for him
    every NPC in these games is Cloudsexual

    • @ferrin6326
      @ferrin6326 7 місяців тому

      I'm no better than an NPC. SE made me Cloudsexual too 😔

    • @0YourGuardian
      @0YourGuardian 2 місяці тому +8

      Yet Sephiroth would fall them all if they made a move on his man. 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Місяць тому +2

      I said the exact same thing when Rebirth came out! Like, they really wanted to especially emphasize his eyes, the way people get lost in the glow of them...😂
      But they were already gearing up for this just by the Sephiroth fanservice flirting in Advent Children way back in 2005. I'm happy they just ripped the band-aid off and said, "Here, you want it, come get it!"

  • @DerBunny
    @DerBunny 8 місяців тому +588

    "gays cant ever say I love you gotta be some shit like this"
    Sephiroth: *All dramatic* "Lets us defy destiny...together"
    I lost it at that hahahaha. 😂

  • @wizrad1277
    @wizrad1277 7 місяців тому +738

    Really surprised that after the "Don't deny me, embrace me," clip, you didn't include the clip of Sephiroth embracing Cloud and stroking his back after Cloud stabbed him in Rebirth

  • @Sakurablossem3
    @Sakurablossem3 6 місяців тому +298

    Rufus‘s and Cloud‘s interaction have so much sexual tension

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 6 місяців тому +39

      Rufus should buy Cloud dinner first. (Zack at least knows how it's done)

    • @n-ci5hv
      @n-ci5hv 5 місяців тому +16

      I bet during Crisis Core Rufus and Cloud kissed off-screen

    • @jodaakbr7227
      @jodaakbr7227 4 місяці тому +6

      I love both of them 😊 they have the same kind of humor 😂

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 2 місяці тому

      @@jodaakbr7227 Sure, humor... 👀

  • @klaser1695
    @klaser1695 5 місяців тому +83

    Clouds POV : Friend Group
    Our POV : A fucking harem

  • @samflood5631
    @samflood5631 6 місяців тому +320

    I feel like this whole Remake trilogy is more like one of those dating simulation games where everyone falls in love with the main character.

    • @lassiebruv9836
      @lassiebruv9836 6 місяців тому +30

      Cloud is in an otome game😂😂😂

    • @yeikelamores6085
      @yeikelamores6085 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@lassiebruv9836And he is the protagonist

  • @holographicwing
    @holographicwing 7 місяців тому +342

    "Sephiroth could make his own compilation" 100% factual. Surprised you didn't put the hug!

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 6 місяців тому +2

      The likes are perfect right now. (Basically Seph at Cloud, lol)

  • @SarutaValentine
    @SarutaValentine 6 місяців тому +194

    Geez I never realized just how flirty Rufus sounds when you fight him lol😂

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 5 місяців тому +27

      fr the sexual tension when rufus randomly be like "i own you" lmao

    • @SarutaValentine
      @SarutaValentine 5 місяців тому +3

      @@alejandrasanchez3022 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Місяць тому +8

      That whole fight is them flirting back and forth and most of it, Cloud is actually egging him on 😂.
      Cloud: "Just the two of us."
      Rufus: "Don't say that."
      Cloud: "Think you got my number?"
      Rufus: "Not at all. You're making me sweat. Good thing I came prepared."
      Cloud, after Rufus fires two coins with his gun: "That's a new trick."
      Rufus: "Like it? 'Course you do."
      Cloud, after defeating Rufus' pet, Darkstar: "Now it's just the two of us."
      Rufus: "Let's make it a night to remember."
      Cloud: "It's on for real now?"
      Rufus: "Yeah. You should be honored."
      Yes, I took notes because I too thought I was imagining how damn flirty that fight was 😂. Thank you, Square Enix, it has been appreciated.

    • @SarutaValentine
      @SarutaValentine Місяць тому

      @ roflol damn I didn’t realize Cloud was into it too

  • @goromajima7677
    @goromajima7677 6 місяців тому +172

    Ngl ff7 explores gender in a pretty subtle but intentional way, so like I kinda love this aspect of the remakes

  • @jdsummers1333
    @jdsummers1333 7 місяців тому +124

    Omg I never clocked the love potion thing during Rebirth. Jesse - behave yourself girl.

  • @HeyItzHalo
    @HeyItzHalo 5 місяців тому +42

    Every character in FF7 wants to kiss Cloud SO BAD

  • @Azumgi8
    @Azumgi8 4 місяці тому +19

    The “Sephiroth can have his own compilation” had me dead😂

  • @Himawaricosplay
    @Himawaricosplay 6 місяців тому +82

    Why is 99% of this men and mostly Rufus and Sephiroth 😆

  • @Melodymist
    @Melodymist 8 місяців тому +101

    there's also Ester calling him "pretty" and "cutie pie", and when she offers to take him to the Chocobo races, the guy who was supposed to do it protests, like "if you want a roll in the hay with THIS guy, be my guest then"
    EVERYONE is painfully aware of Cloud's good looks XD

  • @KuMo
    @KuMo 8 місяців тому +33

    It do be like that 😂❤

  • @kidayoon9923
    @kidayoon9923 5 місяців тому +21

    Rufus, please. You could pierce a damn whole through Cloud with those stares. Have some self control, Mr. Shinra

  • @AmberNLloyd-ho7ie
    @AmberNLloyd-ho7ie 6 місяців тому +43

    My brother joked that in Rebirth there always seemed to be one dude in every place we went to that got unnecessarily touchy with Cloud 😅

  • @cosmiccomet_2705
    @cosmiccomet_2705 7 місяців тому +85

    Never realised Cloud spewing ingredients was a nod to what Jessie told him... and a love potion. Ha, hilarious!

    • @SarutaValentine
      @SarutaValentine 5 місяців тому +8

      I just barely realized that just now. Now I know why he was so panicked and his voice broken when Barret told him 😅

    • @cosmiccomet_2705
      @cosmiccomet_2705 5 місяців тому +4

      @@SarutaValentine so true haha

  • @slayer1156
    @slayer1156 7 місяців тому +60

    Cloud's there for all the tastes

  • @ChoompaLoompa1985-uw8lw
    @ChoompaLoompa1985-uw8lw 5 місяців тому +18

    People really have an obsession with Cloud's hand, always touching it like it's a particularly sensitive organ.

  • @kayliestenberg2197
    @kayliestenberg2197 6 місяців тому +32

    There is nothing "little" about how much Roche is in love with Cloud lol

  • @alimichalkan8046
    @alimichalkan8046 7 місяців тому +107

    Cloud from being nobody-gives-a-sh- about him prior Crisis Core to everybody wants to make love to him in FF7.

    • @gaspenpayne6755
      @gaspenpayne6755 7 місяців тому +2

      More like being a for-tifa-only in Crisis Core to everybody wants to make love to him in FF7.
      Tifa is day one.

    • @holographicwing
      @holographicwing 7 місяців тому +50

      Zack loved him the entire time

    • @maellesaliou5871
      @maellesaliou5871 6 місяців тому +16

      I bet he also must have been pretty popular without the infantry helmet back during Crisis core 😄

  • @NeoWolves7
    @NeoWolves7 6 місяців тому +38

    Even Nanaki aka red XIII is the same way with cloud, when you choose him as your love in the loveless play, he gets all flustered & kinda digs it when cloud is about to kiss his paw 🥰

  • @godemperorletoatreidesii6971
    @godemperorletoatreidesii6971 6 місяців тому +33

    Man I still catch myself just starring at his eyes before i realize I got a quest to finish 😂

    • @Azumgi8
      @Azumgi8 4 місяці тому +4

      I thought I was the only who did that. He’s mesmerizing!!!

  • @janet9177
    @janet9177 3 місяці тому +9

    “Where my hug at” KILLED ME LMAO

  • @NelkeRex
    @NelkeRex 6 місяців тому +25

    Well... I can't blame them😩😩😩😩 I admire this dude handsomeness all the time, but it's funny how sephiroth sounds so sus everytime😂

  • @lolololol7573
    @lolololol7573 7 місяців тому +46

    Ok but really though, they all looooove to touch him.

  • @WhiskerWhiskey
    @WhiskerWhiskey 7 місяців тому +52

    Dude the massage part of thr game traumatized me more than any unhinged fight scenes did

    • @hawaiidutchie6452
      @hawaiidutchie6452 6 місяців тому +7

      Same i was laughing afterwards tho, i showed my friend this and she was so speechless but laughed too

  • @umkarma
    @umkarma 4 місяці тому +11

    i mean, he’s as pretty as a doll. like look at that face. he is such a cutie 😭

  • @cherrysanguine1995
    @cherrysanguine1995 6 місяців тому +35

    Cloud is the omega who is activating every single FF7 characters' alpha tendencies oopsie

    • @shanajeangedeon9060
      @shanajeangedeon9060 5 місяців тому +6

      So Unnecessarily Accurate, Cloud does feel very omega coded😂

    • @sanpohg
      @sanpohg 2 місяці тому +3

      This is one of the easiest fandoms to write abo for ngl lol

    • @shanajeangedeon9060
      @shanajeangedeon9060 2 місяці тому

      @@sanpohg true beans😂

  • @priscilabee583
    @priscilabee583 6 місяців тому +23

    Sephiroth always speaks so seductively to Cloud, so hot 🌶

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 4 місяці тому +7

    I wont be surprised if hes under TVtropes "Even the guys want him"

  • @AzzyQu
    @AzzyQu 6 місяців тому +16

    Its hard to take rufus seriously after seeing this 😂

  • @Saliha189
    @Saliha189 6 місяців тому +30

    YOU FORGOT THE CUDDLE!!! When sephiroth and cloud do whatever tf their doing and sephiroth says 'good...very good. Fill your hollow heart with rage'
    It was something like that idk

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 6 місяців тому +13

      Cloud literally stabbed Sephiroth, and then SEPH PROCEEDS TO HUG HIM-

  • @Managable_Mayhem
    @Managable_Mayhem 5 місяців тому +8

    Everybody a lil gay for this pretty boy. That is a requirement for existing near him.

  • @Saaria960
    @Saaria960 6 місяців тому +12

    0:05 his smirk❤

  • @arkardomx
    @arkardomx 5 місяців тому +13

    Him and BotW Link should get together and tell stories

  • @nina_riri5806
    @nina_riri5806 5 місяців тому +10

    WHAT ARE THESE ONE LINERS IM DYING 😭😭😭😭

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 3 місяці тому +1

    "Little in love"
    *Roche*
    "Little"
    Bit of an understatement

  • @kjd-s5b
    @kjd-s5b 3 місяці тому +2

    FF7 Remake is basically a lowkey harem anime.

  • @ngocanchinguyen7712
    @ngocanchinguyen7712 6 місяців тому +23

    2:43 I can't it just show how breedable and baby girl and cunty Cloud is lol

  • @elbadaernu9902
    @elbadaernu9902 7 місяців тому +5

    this is hilarious i love it, i just couldn't contain my laugh over rufus's words back then 😆

  • @gingerplatypus5258
    @gingerplatypus5258 4 місяці тому +1

    0:00 these lines are literally so Griffith from berserk

  • @ciri9142
    @ciri9142 6 місяців тому +5

    I can't 😂😂😂😂 this is sooo funny😂😂😂

  • @rockkandyplay5692
    @rockkandyplay5692 6 місяців тому +1

    lmfao i can't with you ahahahhaha this is glorious i love it so much

  • @spoopyjhope
    @spoopyjhope 5 місяців тому +3

    Cloud a victim fr

  • @Kelleigh95
    @Kelleigh95 3 місяці тому +1

    I would love to see the Sephiroth and Cloud complication please 😊

  • @chikisinq
    @chikisinq 3 місяці тому +1

    0:49 that kill me 🤣🤣🤣😍

    • @bororaurealis
      @bororaurealis День тому

      Keith profile picture in 2024!?!?!??!?! 😨🫵

    • @chikisinq
      @chikisinq 10 годин тому

      @bororaurealis someone's gotta keep the fandom alive 🤣

  • @monkiyaz
    @monkiyaz 5 місяців тому +2

    Griffith vibes

    • @silence-yt4if
      @silence-yt4if 4 місяці тому

      Nah griffith is a predator cloud is a victim💀

    • @monkiyaz
      @monkiyaz 4 місяці тому +1

      @@silence-yt4if not from cloud, from Rufus

  • @grhtheblahaj4248
    @grhtheblahaj4248 4 місяці тому

    THAT RUFUS at the beginning…Oh hell, I come here after hours of playing Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising and thanks to a certain edgelord-clad sonuva from said game ~ lines such as that said by Rufus now really sinks in DEEP into my core 😮

  • @blueschild2315
    @blueschild2315 3 місяці тому +1

    Nah, roshe was zesty

  • @citizenofhyrule
    @citizenofhyrule Місяць тому

    not even 3 minutes of footage. in comparatively, huge games filled with cutscenes that can well up take a whole day to play from beginning till end part 1 and 2 combined

  • @faust5727
    @faust5727 5 місяців тому

    GODDDDDDD

  • @lunad.05-10
    @lunad.05-10 3 місяці тому +5

    But his eyes and heart is for tifa 😊

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 6 місяців тому +5

    Bottom zack is canon.

  • @matthewpropst5893
    @matthewpropst5893 6 місяців тому

    o.o

  • @angel_in-black
    @angel_in-black 6 місяців тому +3

    Must be nice. To have people think you’re attractive 😞

    • @loganthevillager9176
      @loganthevillager9176 6 місяців тому

      Right?😖

    • @dannikasoukoroff9633
      @dannikasoukoroff9633 5 місяців тому +1

      Everyone is attractive in their own way :) I'm sure there are people out there who find you to be attractive. Cloud is just an exceptional, fiction character lol

    • @angel_in-black
      @angel_in-black 5 місяців тому

      @@dannikasoukoroff9633 if they do, they got a funny way of showing it 🙄. It’s not fair. I’m exactly like Cloud! I’m shy, awkward, insecure, want to improve, know what it’s like to be an outcast, and share the same values. I just could never look like him and have his ability to attract beautiful women 😞

    • @Azumgi8
      @Azumgi8 4 місяці тому +1

      @@angel_in-blackyou don’t need to attract anyone. You can be happy alone if you work on it

    • @angel_in-black
      @angel_in-black 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Azumgi8 I’ve always been alone. No one wants to be alone forever. If you have ppl who love you and want to be around you, that’s great, don’t talk like it’s easy for us who’ve always been neglected and ignored.

  • @WreakHvok
    @WreakHvok 5 місяців тому +2

    This video is mad weird and outrageous context 🤢🤢

  • @1chibanKasuga
    @1chibanKasuga 2 місяці тому

    this video aint straight dislike for clickbait