Hey Evbo! I was thinking you should do a “but the game worships me” or “but the game listens to everything I say” video at some point. Thanks for considering my suggestion!
FR THO. you try to find sheep for a bed? no sheep spawn. You try to find cows for a cow farm? sheep are everywhere, but no cows. You need feathers for arrows? Chickens arent spawning, but cows and sheep are EVERYWHERE.
I once spawned in a land with no trees, I could not find no wood any where, I looked everywhere for hours, I was "well dam now what need sticks for the weapons" and then gave up and made new world
I don't get it but I respect the fact that you want to make movies and you're pursuing that dream and putting yourself out there. Good luck for the future
0:25 There is a lot of water and some of it is definitely reachable 0:45 He could’ve just respawned and he would’ve been fine 1:00 He could’ve ignored the villagers and looted it 1:43 He could’ve mined all the diamond ore and been rich 1:55 He could’ve mined the stone that he said he needed 2:16 The forest is not even gone it’s still in the corner 3:20 The TNT is not even lit so it can’t explode. He could’ve broken the TNT and grabbed his pickaxe. 3:45 He could’ve looted the End City right away 3:55 The Ender Dragon only spawns in the main island, not the outer islands. 4:16 He should’ve been happy with the blaze rods because he needs those too 4:43 He DID beat the game, but it just took him to the start menu. Just join the world again!
"A rock is a good thing, too, you know. If the Isles of Earthsea were all made of diamond, we'd lead a hard life here. Enjoy the illusions, lad, and let the rocks be rocks." ― Ursula K. Le Guin, quote from A Wizard of Earthsea
Yes, I understand this is a skit video but realisticly there are many ways to get down from the floating island. Here are some solutions, ladder clutching, jumping off and logging off and back on to negate fall damage, jumping off and placing blocks underneath and then dying to slowly make a staircase or ladder pole downward, clutching on a horse, but that's really hard and needs very specific circumstances, I don't know about other devices but if you are on mobile and go into 3rd person and build blocks underneath you that you can't normally and staircase downward, jump off and slowly make a pole or staircase before dying that leads up to the island, build to a water source with planks, and if there aren't not enough convert them into slabs to be more efficient,just rowing a boat off the island, placing a boat down below before dying and clutching in afterwards, placing a sapling from the tree on the island on the floor to grow before dying then do the same with a dirt block on top of the tree and repeat,placing blocks in a square shape with a 2 by 2 gap inside it and placing ladders on two opposing sides with in the square to make clutching easier. You can't really control this but when you take gall damage if the healing tick matches with the moment you hit the ground you negate all fall damage but of course that would take many tries, I don't know if this would work but perhaps another player could fall down with you and hit you a moment before you land so you take less fall damage just like how the iron golem clutch works, now there is no grass on the island because it was most likely made by him but it was natural there is a godd chance for some grass to spawn, so if you are lucky enough to get a seed you can then grow wheat and make a haybale which might be able to save you if place it on a tree, destroy the island forcing you to respawn on the floor, bridge to the village and jump on a haybale, bridge to the village and iron golem clutch, bridge to the snowy mountains where if you jump down enough you might find powder snow which you can jump on. I am not sure if mobs could spawn up there but if the can then a whole lot of new windows open up.
0:28 why don't you just boat MLG,it's not that hard,i did on my 1st try see *does it again and dies*...i swear i ju-...wait i'm forgetting the title....yea mabey thats why i died
The ones who are subscribed will be let in on my master plan to control the world......if you aren't subscribed good luck.....ENJOY THE VIDEO
Bet let me in on that plan
This video is literally just what the game is like on a regular basis
I love this video great work dude!
:D
E
The second world he got is very survivable. He can just break the tree and craft a boat and clutch.
Sadly... he is not Dream.
Edit: People are still replying to my comment... It was a joke, you guys can chill out now ffs.
5Head
@@v0id_d3m0n smallhead
Fr. I that world was giving very much technoblade
he can also make grow other tree so he can bridge to a lake
THE ENDING IS JUST FUNNY
"wait...Mojang Studios?"
'Philza had a good run!'
Jesus loves you bro
just say: “I don’t need a village”
“I don’t need diamonds”
“I don’t need sticks”
Till you actually don’t get it either💀
So true
Yep
@JOVANKA--------👇💋 where are your parents? She deleted her reply rip
D̹̪͖̻̗̺̦͒͢õ͉̟̻ͧ̀ͅn̡̤̱̫̞̫̳̭̰̠̙̪̠̱ͪ͆ͦ͗ͮͫ̄͝'ͣ͏̞̙t̘͍͚͈͓̻ͥͤ̕ ̫͖̒̍͒̔͘ṟ̷͎̯̙̞̦͕̅e̝̤͛ͬ́ă̢̬̪̠͒ͨd̦̖̞̼̼͓͉ͤ͐͠ ̖͚̦͚͂͘m̷̲̖̹̟̯͎̥̬̅̿y̐҉͇̬͙̲̹͇̠ ̵̳̫̲̲ͯ͌̈̓U̦̠̱̲̦̳̓͢s̡͖̯̰͎ͦͥͅe̮̯̽͜ŗ̯͕̳̼͔͙̝͆ͦṅ̸̰̫͉͍̰̳ä̼̳́͒̆̂͞m̵̤̥̞̞̩̗̑͆̈e͖͕̮̎͞
loved how after his horrible run, the minecraft title screen said : Philza had a good run!
Lol
D̹̪͖̻̗̺̦͒͢õ͉̟̻ͧ̀ͅn̡̤̱̫̞̫̳̭̰̠̙̪̠̱ͪ͆ͦ͗ͮͫ̄͝'ͣ͏̞̙t̘͍͚͈͓̻ͥͤ̕ ̫͖̒̍͒̔͘ṟ̷͎̯̙̞̦͕̅e̝̤͛ͬ́ă̢̬̪̠͒ͨd̦̖̞̼̼͓͉ͤ͐͠ ̖͚̦͚͂͘m̷̲̖̹̟̯͎̥̬̅̿y̐҉͇̬͙̲̹͇̠ ̵̳̫̲̲ͯ͌̈̓U̦̠̱̲̦̳̓͢s̡͖̯̰͎ͦͥͅe̮̯̽͜ŗ̯͕̳̼͔͙̝͆ͦṅ̸̰̫͉͍̰̳ä̼̳́͒̆̂͞m̵̤̥̞̞̩̗̑͆̈e͖͕̮̎͞
@@SringeGBS Your the smartest troller ever😂😂
@@SringeGBS k i wont
philza did, but evbo certainly didnt
I love the “Ph1lza had a good run!” splash text at the end 4:42
Hey Evbo! I was thinking you should do a “but the game worships me” or “but the game listens to everything I say” video at some point. Thanks for considering my suggestion!
Evbo Use the Seed of Corruption
@@jokerpunctre let them believe they may have luck, besides they are just respectful, learn what things mean.
@@jokerpunctre he’s being kind
@@jokerpunctre stop ✋ being mean buddy
@@jokerpunctre he’s being nice
4:42 All that hardwork and "Philza had a good run"
D̹̪͖̻̗̺̦͒͢õ͉̟̻ͧ̀ͅn̡̤̱̫̞̫̳̭̰̠̙̪̠̱ͪ͆ͦ͗ͮͫ̄͝'ͣ͏̞̙t̘͍͚͈͓̻ͥͤ̕ ̫͖̒̍͒̔͘ṟ̷͎̯̙̞̦͕̅e̝̤͛ͬ́ă̢̬̪̠͒ͨd̦̖̞̼̼͓͉ͤ͐͠ ̖͚̦͚͂͘m̷̲̖̹̟̯͎̥̬̅̿y̐҉͇̬͙̲̹͇̠ ̵̳̫̲̲ͯ͌̈̓U̦̠̱̲̦̳̓͢s̡͖̯̰͎ͦͥͅe̮̯̽͜ŗ̯͕̳̼͔͙̝͆ͦṅ̸̰̫͉͍̰̳ä̼̳́͒̆̂͞m̵̤̥̞̞̩̗̑͆̈e͖͕̮̎͞
@@SringeGBS No
@@SringeGBS sure thing m8
Lol like 10 seconds before I saw this comment I did the same thing😂😂😂.
2.90 is the thing
2:42 did anyone notice that log?
Yep
I did
EZ how did he not see that
That’s oak wood
Where
0:22 when Evbo neglects a genuinely good seed (Maybe not for speed running, but good for casual)
He could of mine the tree and made a boat
This is basically me whenever I'm trying to find some wool to sleep away the first night lol.
Fr
Fr fr
Fart head 😂
realll
Relatable 😢
I can't imagine how long it took them to replace all those blocks with diamond ore for the thumbnail. That's some serious dedication.
Worldedit my guy
@@stevengroeneveld7406 Wha?
@@ethansands3932 you can replace blocks with other blocks using worldedit. It’s a well known Minecraft mod/plug-in
@@stevengroeneveld7406 I was kidding, I know he used world edit and what it is. But thank you for still being kind.
@@ethansands3932 oh lol😂 thank you :D
Me: *notices some water he may be able to reach*
Evbo: “Alright, definitely can’t get down…”
1:42
Just collect the diamonds 😂
Lol fr😂
I would do that too lol
The tip is to gaslight Minecraft by saying “I hope I don’t get a (insert thing you want)”
Classic
It’s crazy how much time and effort you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the work.
Yes
@Minecraft TamZaza no....
i mean he dosent even show us the hotbar in this other videos
Bot
@@zmclolbg6411 no it is actually a bot
The fact that there is Jungle Wood behind the man he's talking to makes it even more funny
Omg i just noticed it in the distance-
Thats acacia wood
That's a savannah you PLEB
That's a savannah you PLEB
Looks very beautiful 2:33
1:14
"How hard can finding 1 diamond be?"
45 minutes later
"Oh di-, oh lappis."
The fact it’s Sunday and the villager said ‘the village is closed, it’s sunday’ scared me.
Got to love the message on the Minecraft starting screen “Philza had a good run”
It’s crazy how entertaining one man, one evbo, can be.
“How planned do you want this to be?”
“Yes”
I really can't tell if this is a joke or not
@@chaosqueen1703 hindi language
@@hhgf438 what?
@@The_dark_knight_9712_on_INSTA Sorry
@@hhgf438 this is the funniest conversation I've seen in a while what
0:32 Evbo:*quits the world even though theres an ocean behind him.*
1:00 "it's a Sunday" I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS ON A SUNDAY
The village became chick fila lay
Same-
Me too
SAME 😂😂😂😂😂
same 😂
1:21 fun fact: he ignored the diamond for the content
That's not a diamond that's a new block that got added in 1.18 however I frogot what its called
Glow vine?
@@SupremeBanana123 glow lichen
@@SupremeBanana123ur name LMAO 😂
@@KingKamranXDwhat?????
3:24 thats smooth
2:30 the amazon in 100 years
Epic! Cool vid! Love vids! Subbed.
Man. That interaction with the villager plus the dubbing, feels like Old Runescape edits
“Ok I’m in an ocean”
First sentence perfections
For the floating one, he could've just used a boat to avoid fall damage
I was thinking just destroy all the blocks to reset the spawnpoint to be lower down, but yeah that's a better solution
but how would he able to get the boat I mean sure there is wood but still
@@-_lisa-_7399 there's at least 4 wood on the tree. 1 block goes for the crafting table and the rest are for the boat
Yup thats what i was thinking
He could just die by fall damage and spawn somewhere else
FR THO. you try to find sheep for a bed? no sheep spawn. You try to find cows for a cow farm? sheep are everywhere, but no cows. You need feathers for arrows? Chickens arent spawning, but cows and sheep are EVERYWHERE.
Whats drag and why are you obsessed with it
2:10 MIKEY FROM TOKYO REVENGERS? HUH
4:24 It didn't work because he said "I could really use some ender pearls.", when he should have said "I could really use some blaze rods.".
Ok no one gonna talk about that jungle house though? It’s so nice and fancy!
0:34 you could have made a boat out of the wood. BIG BRAIN
Hi I'm So glad I'm instantly here i Love your channel keep doing great Work!
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Hi
@@OGtimeless Hellooo how's your day been
hi
@@lilyslavender helllooo Hows your day been i hope its been good
I once spawned in a land with no trees, I could not find no wood any where, I looked everywhere for hours, I was "well dam now what need sticks for the weapons" and then gave up and made new world
I'm always looking for something and eventually give up, then while I'm working on something else i find what i needed ages ago.
Your videos make my day. You’re awesome and funny! You’re an incredible content creator
3:21 “ just do it already I don’t want to look” *proceeds to look
Alternative title: Minecraft but it’s Murphy’s law
It’s my world and we’re all living
0:06 Bad Minecraft Seeds in a Nutshell.
Fr
How the hell did i randomly find the only reply from 5 mins ago on a 2 year old comment@@noqhqunshorts
@@Another_useless_commenteridk
Moral of the story: beggars cant be choosers
For me, Minecraft is already a big game of "try to find what you need even though it's totally not there"
Finally a good video today let’s goooo
I don't get it but I respect the fact that you want to make movies and you're pursuing that dream and putting yourself out there. Good luck for the future
Nothing is different, this is just minecraft.
welp i always get some good seeds guess fhat my luck is pretty good
2:43 theres a piece of wood on the ground behind him lol
Evbos friend = we don't have any saplings left
Wondering trader = AM I a joke to you ?
0:41 when you don't know a math test
I love how at the end he goes to the title screen and it says Philza had a good run lol
4:28
Certified “idiot” moment. You cracked the code and then you immediately went back to not knowing,
2:38 look closely there's wood
How did he clear a whole forest btw
@@WhosBack-d6p he prob lit the trees on fire by flint and steel and it burned the whole jungle
Ok I guess
@@XxV4NT4BL4CKxX or he just use command
He deserves more subscribers people 👍👍
I love this video! Great video evbo ❤
this brings "finding diamonds before iron" to a brand new level
Nice content even though I didn’t watch it I know it’s gonna be good
0:25 There is a lot of water and some of it is definitely reachable
0:45 He could’ve just respawned and he would’ve been fine
1:00 He could’ve ignored the villagers and looted it
1:43 He could’ve mined all the diamond ore and been rich
1:55 He could’ve mined the stone that he said he needed
2:16 The forest is not even gone it’s still in the corner
3:20 The TNT is not even lit so it can’t explode. He could’ve broken the TNT and grabbed his pickaxe.
3:45 He could’ve looted the End City right away
3:55 The Ender Dragon only spawns in the main island, not the outer islands.
4:16 He should’ve been happy with the blaze rods because he needs those too
4:43 He DID beat the game, but it just took him to the start menu. Just join the world again!
you could've gotten off the floating tree island by making a boat, but great video regardless
I was thinking the same thing lol
🤓
1:28 just mine 4 blocks down and 4 blocks to right
Oh great Ode What shall be your wise words for me today?
it doesn’t work
0:43 Minecraft: SIKE
Sike is the wrong number
What are you doing in my swaaa wait skibidi toilet swap you sike pokemonmaster-o2u
Yeah
This is what happens to me. When ever I want a plains biome, I spawn in a forest or desert
Just burn down the entire forest and it makes for some nice plains
i often spawn in an island(A GOOD ISLAND with everything)
0:17 He can break the blocks and wood and use the materials to bridge over to the water..
it will take too long time - aproxmately 52 minute
@@Zekitwek lmbo did you really test this out irl
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboy no, because i dont really play minecraft
444 Enjon
4:44 nhucdn
"Minecraft but you can NEVER find what you NEED"
That's normal Minecraft.
EXACTLY BRO
02:16 the skin kinda look familliar
3:35 you mean %5? I just subed :)
70%* has subscribe
@@Truewolfguy you are late on this comment
@@awesomebanana307🤣 so am I but my opinion is 3% cuz the more people to subscribe the more that the % of nonsubscribed people decrease :)
The words: “I want everything” can change this guys life.
I want someone to make this a Minecraft mod. Essentially it'd recognize voice commands and if a specific thing is said then the world changes.
you can abuse that so easily
@@TheHeroWhoAsked Make it so that if you do get what you said you wanted shorted after you said you wanted it, the game reverses the next command.
@@murphmariotwopointoh7714 fair enough
1:22 why did i think that was diamonds
The village is closed today. Door slams in face... Lmao
3:41 okay but who goes into the nether with nothing but a flint
4:35 well, you defeated minecraft
The end bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when you find something you need
Easy just say what you don't want 3:51 oh well just get a elytra
0:22 he could literally break the wood, make a crafting table, craft a boat and clutch LOL 😆
Good evening
No
hi
Congratulations you are first
You too
its 12 pm (for me)
1:21, u thought this was a diamond block too right?
Yes
Whenever you say “I need____” you will never find it, but when you don’t state what you need you’ll always find it
1:59 what biutifull
Beautiful*
beautiful*
learn more english (sorry if i’m rude)
He could have just made a boat for the 2nd seed…
0:30 Homie, that’s Skyblock ☠️
are we gonna just ignore that there was snow in the nether 4:00
It isn't snow it's particle come from basalt Delta try it urself
@@systemglitch9479 yeah you are right
It's da dust
That's ash
@@vilact0 u say ash and @truewolfden says dust . Whos right
i love how he always takes damage when he spawns
"A rock is a good thing, too, you know. If the Isles of Earthsea were all made of diamond, we'd lead a hard life here. Enjoy the illusions, lad, and let the rocks be rocks." ― Ursula K. Le Guin, quote from A Wizard of Earthsea
2:40 the wood i see it
dream luck (🤓): 4:14
More like dram luck 😆
this is my suggestion I love ur videos, do this :) "Minecraft but everything is stone" or "Minecraft but everything is TNT"
These guys excudes such a positive energy that they tends to lift everyone' spirits ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Hi
This was hilarious, thanks for this!
Who is in 2024 with me😊
Me
Me
Nah im in 1972
Im here
me
3:29 you have 878k subscribes ,, 4 % subscribed '' really?
it’s a joke big back
Yes, I understand this is a skit video but realisticly there are many ways to get down from the floating island. Here are some solutions, ladder clutching, jumping off and logging off and back on to negate fall damage, jumping off and placing blocks underneath and then dying to slowly make a staircase or ladder pole downward, clutching on a horse, but that's really hard and needs very specific circumstances, I don't know about other devices but if you are on mobile and go into 3rd person and build blocks underneath you that you can't normally and staircase downward, jump off and slowly make a pole or staircase before dying that leads up to the island, build to a water source with planks, and if there aren't not enough convert them into slabs to be more efficient,just rowing a boat off the island, placing a boat down below before dying and clutching in afterwards, placing a sapling from the tree on the island on the floor to grow before dying then do the same with a dirt block on top of the tree and repeat,placing blocks in a square shape with a 2 by 2 gap inside it and placing ladders on two opposing sides with in the square to make clutching easier. You can't really control this but when you take gall damage if the healing tick matches with the moment you hit the ground you negate all fall damage but of course that would take many tries, I don't know if this would work but perhaps another player could fall down with you and hit you a moment before you land so you take less fall damage just like how the iron golem clutch works, now there is no grass on the island because it was most likely made by him but it was natural there is a godd chance for some grass to spawn, so if you are lucky enough to get a seed you can then grow wheat and make a haybale which might be able to save you if place it on a tree, destroy the island forcing you to respawn on the floor, bridge to the village and jump on a haybale, bridge to the village and iron golem clutch, bridge to the snowy mountains where if you jump down enough you might find powder snow which you can jump on. I am not sure if mobs could spawn up there but if the can then a whole lot of new windows open up.
1:00 i’m sorry but the village is closed! (Lol
1:08 was the door sound effect the shotgun sound effect from gta san andreas?
2:18
"ahh of course" had me dyingg
0:28 why don't you just boat MLG,it's not that hard,i did on my 1st try see *does it again and dies*...i swear i ju-...wait i'm forgetting the title....yea mabey thats why i died