This Is entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only This is sort of a remake of studioq's eas without warning scenario at least that's where i got the idea from enjoy
(Aliens talking) 150 lightyears? Pfft. We can make it in five days. (Humans talking) Ahhh, thank god its 150 lightyears away. (EAS states it will impact in five days) Oh sh-
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I was watching one a few years ago and someone said in the live chat and I quote “I want to suck spongebobs long cock” I’m not even joking and I’m traumatised
Lulster 10 are you bloody kidding me? 150 light YEARS in days is simply impossible, in space or not. no particle can even accelerate to the speed of even a fraction of this. this is fucking general relativity ya douche
Power Evolultion RC I have no idea. But get this. Alpha centauri (our closest star system) is about 4.36 light years away. With our current technology, it would take about 80,000 to 100,000 years to get there. So if the top speed of our current fastest spacecraft is 36,000 miles per hour, then those objects that are 150 light years away would be travelling at 1.25 light years per hour or 7.3483e+12 miles per hour or approximately 74,000,000,000,000 miles per hour. Edit: there were some things wrong with it that I accidentally didn't review so I apologize for those errors.
"They are 150 light years away from Earth" "Will impact Earth in 5 days" This is quite possibly the worst leap of logic ever seen. Talk about ruining any emersion this could ever make.
Completely illogical, the asteriod couldn't possibly travel that fast Without being desimated by space debris, or simply destruction from the vibration of the speed
tankdempsey14 SCP terminology. It essentially is classification for an End of the World scenario, in which life is wiped out on extinction level event scale. It means that something has caused the death of most life and structure of society on Earth.
150 lightyears in 5 days. that's 30 lightyears per day. that's 10950 lightyears of speed. we wouldnt even be physically capable of seeing it coming it'd just hit us and then we'd stop existing
Evacuate? I don't think we can evacuate Earth, bro. Now that I think about it, someone should do an EAS on a Reaper invasion. Not for any particular reason...just a suggestion.
Alternate ending Tom: The following message is in the request of The White House. The missiles we launched have hit the asteroids. We have saved the world.
That's what I needed. Oh, that's not me, that's my nightmare fuel tank. I've gotta run the engine now to empty it by watching funny vids and vines. It takes a while, but it's summer. I can stay up all damn night watching Thomas vines
Although I give you kudos for a good effort, there is no currently known physics to accelerate an object like an asteroid to thousands of times the speed of light, which would have to be that fast to cross 150 light years in 5 days. Not to mention a supraluminal crash would never be detected or seen. Just a completely smashed Earth. Now more realistically, asteroids accelerated to near the speed of light would take a little over 150 years to reach us. Thus there is a slim chance either we can develop our own FTL technology and leave the Earth, a generation ship traveling hundreds of more years to reach a habitable star, or a shield technology or antimatter development to deflect or destroy the asteroids.
This is just, just juvenile. Bunch of klaxons and noisemakers going off, followed by dhogg dhoo stank level of messages that are just stank stank stank.
After doing the math, the meteor in question is going 10,950 times the speed of light, or 3,282,727,415,100 meters per second. 7,343,252,091,759.13 miles per hour. (11,817,818,694,359.05 kilometres per hour) If a god damn pebble hit the earth at that speed, it would be eradicated immediately.
Aliens: 150 lightyears, no problem 5 days at most. Humanity: pfffft 150 lightyears (reports say 5 days) Fu-K ALSO HUMANITY: SENDDDD NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn't you expect the asteroids to be heading in completely random cities in the world. Why are they specifically heading towards some of the most densely populated places in the world.
150 light years away and will be here in 5 days........ ok real quick for future reference cuz these are cool. light is the fastest thing in the universe. So far as we know nothing is faster than light. so therefore if something is 150 light years away that means it takes 150 years for that light (the fastest thing in the universe) to get here. Also note it is very plausible for such objects to go undetected in our own solar system. Having them originate from the kaiper belt would be a much more viable option. Not tryin to be a jerk but your vids are cool and thats one of those things that can take the immersion out of it.
EAS: asteroids will impact in five days Thanos: I got this :thanos: *snaps fingers* EAS: all residents thanos has snapped the asteroids away regular programming will continue
Haven't gotten more then 10 seconds into the vid and have found the BEST line in all of YT EVER!!! "This is entirely fiction I AM NOT responsible if this actually happens" Warmest regards and best wishes, Michelle B.
[alternate ending] (Columbus, Ohio) Me: I can't watch The Price Is Right because CBS ceased all broadcasting; they also had to cut the current seasons of Survivor, Big Brother, and The Amazing Race short by randomly choosing a winner by default by immediately giving out the grand prize. Jeopardy and Wheel Of Fortune got cancelled, with Jeopardy choosing their final season champion at random. (SAME header is heard on the radio) Me: What now? Tom: WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING. THIS IS A GLOBAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW. (EAS attention signal) Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, AND THE NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION. THE MISSILES THAT WERE TO DESTROY THE ASTEROIDS HAVE EXPLODED UPON LEAVING THE TROPOSPHERE. WE NOW HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO LIVE. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO TO STOP THIS. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STAY CALM. PLEASE GO INTO PANIC MODE. GATHER YOUR LOVED ONES AND BRACE FOR CERTAIN DEATH. I NOW SAY GOODBYE TO THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. WE HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 65,000,000 BC. IT IS NOW 2018 AD. THE END OF TIME IS UPON US. THINK OF THIS CATASTROPHIC EVENT AS A GAME OF CHRONO TRIGGER, EXCEPT THAT THE YEAR OF THE CATACLYSM EVENT IS 2018 AD INSTEAD OF 1999 AD. THIS IS THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM GUIDE, TOM, SIGNING OFF. THIS SYSTEM WILL NOW CEASE TRANSMISSION. (Turns off television) Me: Good thing I have an interdimensional portal in the basement; first things first: pack clothes and a sleeping bag. (12 hours before asteroid impact) Me: Clothes and sleeping bag packed; now to pack Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew LiveWire, Mountain Dew WhiteOut, Mountain Dew Voltage, Mountain Dew Pitch Black, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and Mountain Dew Ice in an insulated cooler. (Gas station convenience store; 9 hours before asteroid impact) Clerk: Take whatever you want; it's all free. (6 hours before asteroid impact) Me: Now to fire up that portal. (Basement; 3 hours before asteroid impact) Me: Portal activate. Portal interface: Welcome to the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; state dimension type. Me: Anime. Portal interface: State dimension category. Me: Fairy Tail. Portal interface: Anything else? Me: Special functions. Portal interface: State special functions. Me: Destroy portal immediately after dimensional jump is complete. Portal interface: Is that all? Me: Yes. (Portal shows Lucy's room at night; Natsu is sleeping in bed with Lucy) Portal interface: Thanks for using the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; farewell, Joseph William Orsini. (Fairy Tail guild; Lucy's room) Lucy: Stop snoring so loud, Natsu. Natsu: That's not me, Lucy. (A quiet shuffling sound is heard) Lucy: Quit moving around so much. Natsu: That's not me either, Lucy. (Natsu turns on the bedside lamp; someone in a pink sleeping bag is there) Natsu: That's what's making so much noise; his sleeping bag matches my hair color. (The next morning) Me: Morning, Natsu; morning, Lucy. Natsu/Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? Me: I'm looking for a place to stay; can I stay here? Natsu: Sure; I'm Natsu Dragnell. Lucy: I'm Lucy Hartfilia. Natsu: Welcome to Fairy Tail, one of the best guilds for the study of magic. (That afternoon) Lucy: It's so hot out here. Natsu: Got anything in that cooler? (Opens cooler; a Mountain Dew WhiteOut, Mountain Dew LiveWire, and Mountain Dew Ice are pulled out) Lucy: Here's to our new friendship. Natsu: So true. Me: Awkward, but otherwise true.
Fan story after broadcast: Adam: Hello? Adam: is anyone there? John: I’m okay Adam: Oh thank God John: where’s Sara? Adam: we have to find her Tv: fallout is everywhere Adam: damnit Stay tuned! Will edit this!
Galactic Gaming 30 light years a day. So that’s 881,793,805,977,541.159628 miles a day. So this is probably moving at a few hundred million miles a second. So pretty fast.
Random fernandez It actually would and it does in the comics, especially during a zombie virus all of wakanda is floating in space hiding from the infected super heroes
Everytime they say "normal programming will resume now" i always a imagine Family Guy coming in front of a room of crying people
barbaryn PK lol
360Ragequit Just call me, I'll just put a mass relay in front of it. Nothing bad could happen..like last time..totally not.
shut up meg
XxX_PussyDestroyer_XxX Make me, XxX_PussyDestroyer_XxX
barbaryn PK aye gorillaz
"I'm not responsible if this happens" you're the first on my apocalypse hit list
Technically you wont be in prision for long
I'm the real electro archon
(Laughs) I'm in danger
No kidding !
So that first part is like “we are all gonna die in five days. We will now return to regular scheduled programming”
Gotta get the last 10 minutes of jeopardy bruh
Marcus Huntsinger 🤣🤣🤣 yeah, that was my thought too, incite major panic then let the people continue with their regularly scheduled program.
"timmy hurry, we need to get to a shelter. were gonna die"
"BUT I WANNA PLAY
F O R T N I T E"
*_T I M M Y_*
Hey, I mean, if I was gonna die in a few days, why not enjoy some time watching some Spongebob or reruns of Big Bang Theory before/as I get bombed?
Or I dunno what's going on I have barely watched the video oof
"I am not responsible if this actually happens" sounds suspicious
That’s something someone who is responsible for this would say.
HE DONT WANT TO BE SUED ON MARS SO U GOT TO MAKE IT CLEAR BEFORE THE EARTH IS RIP
Gaming Girl rest in piss
Sus amog us
july 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN! *WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
1 Last NUUUT
Randy Baca NUT TO THE END
YEAH
FINAL NUT
*tears* the proudest nut I will ever make.
A NUT RILE!
(Aliens talking)
150 lightyears? Pfft. We can make it in five days.
(Humans talking)
Ahhh, thank god its 150 lightyears away.
(EAS states it will impact in five days)
Oh sh-
Good job aliens, you broke the universe.
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@@archdukebigdogkoopa3821 w h a t
@@amcat8015 what????
"thankyougodblessamerica"
8 Bit Tick thank you god
Lol
CyberXarex YT tfw you don’t know religion exists
‘Asteroid: Takes 5 days to go 150 Light Years’
Me: Wait that’s illegal-
That is so fast lmao
Its a whole ass belt tho
Knew someone would mention that
30 LYEARS/day? Jesus.
Wouldn't that roughly be 15 minutes tho-? Correct me if im wrong
EA: QUICK!!! PAY $5,000,000,000 AND WE WONT DESTROY EARTH!!!
Pretty much
Bill gates has 5 B
Billion BonziBUDDYs
Lul so true tho
Window:NO EA YOU ARE THE WORST!!!!THEY WONT PAY YOU THEY WILL PAY ME 5000000000000000 DOLLARS
Nah it would be $5,000,000,000 dollars for a lootbox with a 5% chance of unboxing a way to stop earth from being destroyed.
Me:Five days to live?
*searches 24/7 spongebob streams*
Yes thats how i want live my final days
I would spend the last five days listening to 24 hour loops of my favorite wdw songs.
I'd watch a 24/7 Kill la Kill stream.
I was watching one a few years ago and someone said in the live chat and I quote
“I want to suck spongebobs long cock”
I’m not even joking and I’m traumatised
I'd spend it trying to get free vbucks
Free minecraft no virus 2020*
150 light years on 5 days? Any idea how fast that is? Anything hitting earth at that speed would turn this planet to mush.
Power Evolultion RC i don’t think even any matter can go that fast at all
Well in space, a lot is possible.
Lulster 10 are you bloody kidding me? 150 light YEARS in days is simply impossible, in space or not. no particle can even accelerate to the speed of even a fraction of this. this is fucking general relativity ya douche
zem musū kājām A bit ashamed that I've watched the video you got your pfp from.
Power Evolultion RC I have no idea. But get this. Alpha centauri (our closest star system) is about 4.36 light years away. With our current technology, it would take about 80,000 to 100,000 years to get there. So if the top speed of our current fastest spacecraft is 36,000 miles per hour, then those objects that are 150 light years away would be travelling at 1.25 light years per hour or 7.3483e+12 miles per hour or approximately 74,000,000,000,000 miles per hour. Edit: there were some things wrong with it that I accidentally didn't review so I apologize for those errors.
"They are 150 light years away from Earth" "Will impact Earth in 5 days" This is quite possibly the worst leap of logic ever seen. Talk about ruining any emersion this could ever make.
The Crimson Hat maybe the 150 ly was the origin of the asteroid. Those asteroids were detected and predicted to be 5 days till impact.
What if asteroids were hiding warp drive and we didn’t know it?
The Tholian Asteroids...
Completely illogical, the asteriod couldn't possibly travel that fast Without being desimated by space debris, or simply destruction from the vibration of the speed
Kermit de Frog one in every post.
"The SCP triggered an XK-Class, End-of-the-World Scenario. May god help us all."
-Dr. [REDACTED]
tankdempsey14 SCP terminology. It essentially is classification for an End of the World scenario, in which life is wiped out on extinction level event scale. It means that something has caused the death of most life and structure of society on Earth.
HOW CAN AN SXP CORS DIS!
tankdempsey14 all ded
@tankdempsey14 Kinda Similar to US Military OPLANs
AYE SCP gang
"they are lightyears away"
"they will hit in 5 days"
sir I don't think that's how lightyears work
150 lightyears in 5 days. that's 30 lightyears per day. that's 10950 lightyears of speed. we wouldnt even be physically capable of seeing it coming it'd just hit us and then we'd stop existing
@@Resi1ience "Hey aren't those asteroid supposed to hi-" boom
First time checking out your channel. I like the disclaimer that you're not responsible if it actually happens. 😂
Matt Cain your mom is fat
Enderk1dd wtf lol you made my day and got a new sub
A Random Weeb yeet
hes basically saying it could happen which scares me
Matt Cain lmao I saw that and I started wheezing
“This is entirely fictional I am not responsible if this actually happens” WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO
"I am not responsible if this actually happens" One of the funniest things I have read in a while
When you pause the video but there are still sirens going off:
*:l*
Me if this ever happens: *blares "Its The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM on repeat*
Literally me.
5 days. Just enough time to remember the lyrics and sing along without stuttering.
HELLYEAH
id hang out of the window of a pickup truck waving a gay flag and shooting a pistol onto the air, playing "highway to hell"
I mean… I feel fine.
🇧reaking News: Howard the Alien (the meme) stops the asteroid from hitting earth
Sir Winston Churchill Please
Ayylmao! Yay, Howard!
Let's ago
Sorry, accidentally stutter-posted.
@Jazzy he drinks water.
Evacuate? I don't think we can evacuate Earth, bro.
Now that I think about it, someone should do an EAS on a Reaper invasion. Not for any particular reason...just a suggestion.
Reaper invasion...?
A space ship would help but kill us becuase of the impact
Well a few people did evacuate earth for a bit to go to the moon but then they went back
> Threat is 150 light years away
> Impact in 5 days
lol, I don't think so.
"I am not responsible if this actually happens" I died of laughter
Time for North Korea to work their magic
True
Our glorious leader shall command the western space rock
To leave the great korean empire alone lol
>impact within five days
>150 lightyears away
Seriously.
AmazinBacon Gaming its going over 1000 times faster than Light
that's when I checked out. that's literally impossible!
The President announces the end of the world in five days.
The boss says " You're still coming to work, right?"
Does anybody understand that if it is 150 light yrs away, we would not see it for 150 years? It would be over before we knew it was here.
"Five days until impact. Cherish these moments, there is not many left."
*proceeds to resume Hell's Kitchen programming*
ITS FUCKING RAW
💀💀💀💀@@8Ball1234
“This is all fiction, I am not responsible if this actually happens”
i laughed so hard on that part 😭
The 'No Signal!' part made me jump. It was so loud with headphones
"These projectories are 150 light years away."
"They will impact in 5 days."
Wait, what the fu-
Me: Five days left to live?
*Starts watching AI Family Guy*
Alternate ending
Tom: The following message is in the request of The White House. The missiles we launched have hit the asteroids. We have saved the world.
@Cyrsclin you are so correct. But that still would be nice.
That basically was the ending except we got real life fallout yay
That's what I needed. Oh, that's not me, that's my nightmare fuel tank. I've gotta run the engine now to empty it by watching funny vids and vines. It takes a while, but it's summer. I can stay up all damn night watching Thomas vines
Crazman Recrated yup
LET
IT
DIE
The EAS Ultimate Halloween is my nightmare fuel and i empty it by clearing my fucking mind.
Why the fuck did I never learn to not watch these at night?
Hmm... In every scenario I watch, these asteroids seem to know where every major city is
At least in this one they mention the asteroids are unnatural in origin
Fucking hell that No Signal message with the Static scared the fucking daylights out of me.
This is what Trump made Space Force for.
Noah Parker
Exactly. Now all we need is a way to equip the space fleet with antimatter weapons without shredding it like paper.
Not gonna lie that actually seems like it would make sense
That jimmy kimmel sucked
"hey were all gonna fucking die in 5 days. Anyways, continue watching your normal programming"
Although I give you kudos for a good effort, there is no currently known physics to accelerate an object like an asteroid to thousands of times the speed of light, which would have to be that fast to cross 150 light years in 5 days. Not to mention a supraluminal crash would never be detected or seen. Just a completely smashed Earth. Now more realistically, asteroids accelerated to near the speed of light would take a little over 150 years to reach us. Thus there is a slim chance either we can develop our own FTL technology and leave the Earth, a generation ship traveling hundreds of more years to reach a habitable star, or a shield technology or antimatter development to deflect or destroy the asteroids.
Deathstrike shut up NERD
Deathstrike You buzz kill. Don't ask questions just enjoy the ride.
@@creepergirl27 you're just mad cause he's smart and you aren't. You probably aren't capable of understanding astrophysics.
“They are 150 lightyears away”
“They will arrive in 5 days”
Heck the what happening
2 words: Nuke. It.
Juan DeSantos your profile picture looks Mexican yet you think like a North Korean
Koopa Khannel That isn't me
I mean
Yes I Mexican wanna som taco
Ahhh don't tell anyone that's not me
I doubt you'd be able to hit something that traveled 150 light years in 5 days
Juan DeSantos
one word: shave
Just a Zebra Two Words: Fake 'stache.
2:27 unsurVIVable
that was funny im sorry
"Schools will remain open"
This is not a test. ARRRRGH! SHRIEK! PANIC! HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!
We now resume our regular programming……..HOPEFULLY………
This is just, just juvenile. Bunch of klaxons and noisemakers going off, followed by dhogg dhoo stank level of messages that are just stank stank stank.
Skipping over the leaps in logic when the NO SIGNAL sign appreard with the wight noise that scared the shit out at me.
Nice choice of sirens. Thunderbolts are the scariest sounding sirens
it’s just a burning memory
*about to die from natural causes*
America: Hold my beer
2:17
>projectories are 150 light years away
>impact in about 5 days
i am confusion
1:56 "This is one of the most darkest days"
Activates EAS
Tells everyone that we all gonna die in five days
Peace’s out
Refuses to elaborate
I'm going out and sit in a lawn chair and wait for it.
***150 light years away***
2 seconds later...
***IT'S GONNA HIT US IN 5 DAYS***
This is just the "Without Warning" EAS Scenario, but a happy ending...
Did You Know: That there is more end of the world eas scenario's then percentage chance of the world ending in the next 10 years?
'Somethin' like this is unsurveevible!'
Sorry President you don't sound very official for the end of the world n'all.
After doing the math, the meteor in question is going 10,950 times the speed of light, or 3,282,727,415,100 meters per second. 7,343,252,091,759.13 miles per hour. (11,817,818,694,359.05 kilometres per hour) If a god damn pebble hit the earth at that speed, it would be eradicated immediately.
Aliens: 150 lightyears, no problem 5 days at most.
Humanity: pfffft 150 lightyears (reports say 5 days)
Fu-K
ALSO HUMANITY: SENDDDD NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*playing terraria*
Notification on bottom left corner of screen:
*an asteroid has landed!*
well on the plus side, we could mine it up
“isn’t it a meteorite? 🤓”
@@ImDarkran me traversing the burning ruins of Los Angeles to make a set of meteorite armor (I will use it for an hour and then never again)
9:45 rip headphone users
The Lion Gamer no shit sherlock
it was at 9:43 not 9:45 so it still scared the shit out of me
Joshua Miller I turned my earphones down at 8:22 lol
*DEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And that's why I didn't have mine on!
The part when it said "gather around you friends and family and wait until the end" made me cry😖😖😖
Yo bro said “I’m not responsible for if this actually happened” like it’s gonna happen
Wouldn't you expect the asteroids to be heading in completely random cities in the world. Why are they specifically heading towards some of the most densely populated places in the world.
150 light years away and will be here in 5 days........ ok real quick for future reference cuz these are cool. light is the fastest thing in the universe. So far as we know nothing is faster than light. so therefore if something is 150 light years away that means it takes 150 years for that light (the fastest thing in the universe) to get here. Also note it is very plausible for such objects to go undetected in our own solar system. Having them originate from the kaiper belt would be a much more viable option. Not tryin to be a jerk but your vids are cool and thats one of those things that can take the immersion out of it.
This is literally impossible. 10220 times the speed of light would be required for the object to impact in 5 days. Which is physically not possible.
It’s fiction but yeah
imagine you were having this as dream and all were fun when you woke up hears the same shit and your mom and siblings screams
Burh ☠️
“School will remain open”
4:38 that siren creeped me out I thought it came from outside omg:-o
Damn I just read your comment when I just herd at the same time and thay shit also scared me :(
Those are Thunderbolts and 3T22s
Hol’ up. 150 light years away and it gets there in 5 days?!?! The shit’s going 10907x FASTER THAN LIGHT!!!
"Magic"
REPEAT IM GOING FULL SCREEN! I REPEAT IM GOING FULL SCREEN!!
every time i hear that damn phrase "this is not a test" i get panic attacks
EAS: asteroids will impact in five days
Thanos: I got this
:thanos: *snaps fingers*
EAS: all residents thanos has snapped the asteroids away regular programming will continue
This is why we need Anti-Matter nukes.
Haven't gotten more then 10 seconds into the vid and have found the BEST line in all of YT EVER!!!
"This is entirely fiction I AM NOT responsible if this actually happens"
Warmest regards and best wishes,
Michelle B.
[alternate ending]
(Columbus, Ohio)
Me: I can't watch The Price Is Right because CBS ceased all broadcasting; they also had to cut the current seasons of Survivor, Big Brother, and The Amazing Race short by randomly choosing a winner by default by immediately giving out the grand prize. Jeopardy and Wheel Of Fortune got cancelled, with Jeopardy choosing their final season champion at random.
(SAME header is heard on the radio)
Me: What now?
Tom: WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING. THIS IS A GLOBAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW.
(EAS attention signal)
Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, AND THE NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION. THE MISSILES THAT WERE TO DESTROY THE ASTEROIDS HAVE EXPLODED UPON LEAVING THE TROPOSPHERE. WE NOW HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO LIVE. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO TO STOP THIS. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STAY CALM. PLEASE GO INTO PANIC MODE. GATHER YOUR LOVED ONES AND BRACE FOR CERTAIN DEATH. I NOW SAY GOODBYE TO THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. WE HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 65,000,000 BC. IT IS NOW 2018 AD. THE END OF TIME IS UPON US. THINK OF THIS CATASTROPHIC EVENT AS A GAME OF CHRONO TRIGGER, EXCEPT THAT THE YEAR OF THE CATACLYSM EVENT IS 2018 AD INSTEAD OF 1999 AD. THIS IS THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM GUIDE, TOM, SIGNING OFF. THIS SYSTEM WILL NOW CEASE TRANSMISSION.
(Turns off television)
Me: Good thing I have an interdimensional portal in the basement; first things first: pack clothes and a sleeping bag.
(12 hours before asteroid impact)
Me: Clothes and sleeping bag packed; now to pack Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew LiveWire, Mountain Dew WhiteOut, Mountain Dew Voltage, Mountain Dew Pitch Black, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and Mountain Dew Ice in an insulated cooler.
(Gas station convenience store; 9 hours before asteroid impact)
Clerk: Take whatever you want; it's all free.
(6 hours before asteroid impact)
Me: Now to fire up that portal.
(Basement; 3 hours before asteroid impact)
Me: Portal activate.
Portal interface: Welcome to the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; state dimension type.
Me: Anime.
Portal interface: State dimension category.
Me: Fairy Tail.
Portal interface: Anything else?
Me: Special functions.
Portal interface: State special functions.
Me: Destroy portal immediately after dimensional jump is complete.
Portal interface: Is that all?
Me: Yes.
(Portal shows Lucy's room at night; Natsu is sleeping in bed with Lucy)
Portal interface: Thanks for using the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; farewell, Joseph William Orsini.
(Fairy Tail guild; Lucy's room)
Lucy: Stop snoring so loud, Natsu.
Natsu: That's not me, Lucy.
(A quiet shuffling sound is heard)
Lucy: Quit moving around so much.
Natsu: That's not me either, Lucy.
(Natsu turns on the bedside lamp; someone in a pink sleeping bag is there)
Natsu: That's what's making so much noise; his sleeping bag matches my hair color.
(The next morning)
Me: Morning, Natsu; morning, Lucy.
Natsu/Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Me: I'm looking for a place to stay; can I stay here?
Natsu: Sure; I'm Natsu Dragnell.
Lucy: I'm Lucy Hartfilia.
Natsu: Welcome to Fairy Tail, one of the best guilds for the study of magic.
(That afternoon)
Lucy: It's so hot out here.
Natsu: Got anything in that cooler?
(Opens cooler; a Mountain Dew WhiteOut, Mountain Dew LiveWire, and Mountain Dew Ice are pulled out)
Lucy: Here's to our new friendship.
Natsu: So true.
Me: Awkward, but otherwise true.
Joe Orsini I see you in most of the EAS videos I’ve watched
Thanks; I see that you've read most of my comments for EAS scenario continuations.
Hey, I'd like to create a story like this here. Is it okay if I use your 'destroyed' Orsini Interdimensional Portal?
wAIT DUDE.
Your last name sounds like a car company lol. Like a car company that combines Luxury, SUVs, and hyper cars.
What?
Great thing to watch right before bed
Captain B scares the crap outta me when I watch these at night 😂
Quick tip. Watch an eas scenario when it’s nighttime and there are thunderstorms occurring. It just makes it 10 times scarier
for some extra spice, have astraphobia.
It helps if the eas scenario you're listening to is actually scary and believable
EAS: the world will end in five days.
Me: *turns on an old my brother my brother and me podcast*
Also me: this is how I wanna die.
I think the "I,m not responsible if this actually happens" probably says that he's not responsible if someone uses and edits this to do a tv hijacking
Me I loved that you picked Phoenix... I love the Suns
Go suns go!!!
I din't see you there xD
i literally thought the sirens were actually happening 👌🏻👌🏻
Guys stop making fun of their video they're just having fun
ngl "something like this is unsurvivible" is kinda funny, but they're having fun =]
“Astroids are 150 light years away” “will hit earth in 5 days” or those asteroids are traveling at warp speeds lmao
Someone accideantly forgot to turn off the warp time option in modded Kerbal Space Program
"I am not responsible if this actually happens." *Lmao, yeah. If you made this happen, what are you eating?*
Love the “I am not responsible if this actually happens”
"I'm not responsible if this actually happens" (5 minutes later:) OH GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
5 light years away and will arrive in 5 days? That's pretty amazing. Must be Trump speaking...lol
150 ly away huh
Everyone: nothing can move faster then
Light
Meteor: IM FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIII
9:41 THIS HURT MY EARS SO MUCH
Fan story after broadcast:
Adam: Hello?
Adam: is anyone there?
John: I’m okay
Adam: Oh thank God
John: where’s Sara?
Adam: we have to find her
Tv: fallout is everywhere
Adam: damnit
Stay tuned! Will edit this!
We were told to prepare for the end because there was nothing we could do, and we survived!
150 light years away? How fast are those things going!?
Galactic Gaming 30 light years a day. So that’s 881,793,805,977,541.159628 miles a day. So this is probably moving at a few hundred million miles a second. So pretty fast.
or 54787.5 c
Warp or hyperspace weapons instead of meteors
*fast*
Or as JonTron would say: Its GOING HEAD-LONG AT THE GODDANG SPEED OF LIGHT INTO A BUNCH O BULLCRAP!!!!! HELP!?!?!?
Let's start of with KPNX and WFLD
If wakanda was real would it be destroyed or after the earth is destroyed would it be floating around in space?
Theoretical fernandez Umm..I don't think a fictional country would float in space.
Commander Shepard What about in fictional space?
Random fernandez It actually would and it does in the comics, especially during a zombie virus all of wakanda is floating in space hiding from the infected super heroes
when the nuclear explosions came i actually lost service
"150 light years and will impact earth in 5 days" lmao that is over 1 trillion mph
*150 be light-years away*
*Impact in 5 days*
Yeah, unsurvivable is a fucking understatement mate
Realistic Asteroid going 150ly: *NYOOOOOOO-* (burns up and turns into dust)