George Takes A Book Into The Bathroom | The Bookstore | Seinfeld
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- Опубліковано 25 жов 2023
- "They're selling coffee, bran muffins... you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!"
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 17 The Bookstore: George is forced to buy a book he took with him into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shoplifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"They're selling coffee, bran muffins, you're surrounded by reading material....It's Entrapment!" 🤣🤣 George actually makes a great point!
They're
Come on, it’s basic decency that you don’t take other people’s property into the bathroom with you, at least without their prior consent!
Without shame, I, too, have besoiled a weighty tome in such a way.
@@Maxfr8 Besoiled 😄
@TheStuport.
"Great"? Actually, "Good" covers it.
Love how he tries to charge Elaine more than what he paid for it
Yeah that's funny
George the Profiteer. I guess he had to get a little pay pack for all the trouble he went through 😂
I believe it's part of his "big salad" conundrum.
Well that's George for you
He asks the homeless shelter for DOUBLE the cost!!!
“What do you want to hear?” Is a favorite retort of mine thanks to this
His delivery was perfect on that.
I love how the Brentano’s employee moves the book away with her ruler 😂
It always makes me laugh when she tells George her name: Rebecca De Mornay . Not quite. lol
Yes! 📏🤦🏿♀️🤣🤣
@@lonelyheroineThat's not even the woman he's talking about...
She plays Deekins wife on king of queens when he first tries to return the book. !
@@patricklilly4387Deacon*
I love how everyone in the Seinfeld universe calls him “Uncle Leo”, and he even signs his checks “Uncle Leo”.
"I cant sell the book. Its been marked.
It certainly has"
Hilarious
"It's been in the bathroom" /
@WhiteMichaelJordan The best witty line.👌🏼
“That guy! Swarm! Swarm!”😂
I use this line frequently in my life.
🤣🤣
What do you read in the bathroom?"
"I don't read in the bathroom"
" *Well* *aren't* *you* *something* " 😂
I actually think of this line anytime someone says good about themselves in their eyes😅
Lmao it's a great line with just the right amount of sarcasm 😄
I, too, have used this line many times in life. Thanks George for such perfect delivery.
Even the bookstore people call him Uncle Leo lol
the weird, weird world of Seinfeld.......
I remember when Jerry said to Kramer Leo and Kramer was like who ? Uncle Leo ! Oh ya UNCLE ..... Leo.
The book starts out at $100.
It gets to Elaine and is now at $125.
Once it reaches a charity for the homeless, $200.
Welcome to George's schemes and mathematics 😂
Amazing he didn't get in on the recycling scam
Love to see George always tries to argue, even when he's clearly wrong.
😆The funniest part is when George tries to give it to the Charity shop
It’s about $200 Miss DaMooney
"Here I come."
@@beani24329 It's De Mornay . . .Rebecca De Mornay, LOLOLOL
George trying to make a profit off Elaine and charity 😂
I've watched this maybe a hundred times, but I just now find out what it says on the wall😂😂 - a bathroom, not a bookroom". Makes this even funnier 😂
"Biohazard coming through!" I love how every character is equally disgusted by the book.
I still use "Well, aren't you SOMEthing!" whenever I can.
🤣🤣🤣 And you have to say it just like George does!
The line was actually written by Jerry’s pal, the late Gary Shandling.
Me too. 😂😊
The "Well aren't you something" line from George at 2:57 is perfect.🤣
I can understand taking a magazine into the bathroom, but a thick hardcover book?
That's kooky talk!!
Maybe it was a big project.
I love how George's twisted mind tries to find a way to profit off the book by selling to Elaine for $125 when he paid $100 2:19
And Rebecca DeMornay $200
Tbf she did order the BIG salad 🥗.
My favorite George plot.
Damn Jerry ratted on poor George!!😆😂🤣
At George's sentencing, the judge actually threw the book at him.
That's good. BECAUSE HE LOVES TO READ!
@@75aces97... in the bathroom. Shameful!
even the small details in the show down to a science. Just brilliant!
Rebecca DeMornay was a great character.🤣
RIP
She was also in the Muffin-top Episode seems like shes there to refuse stuff only
Yeah and the other one is disgusting
“Jerry simmer down….SIMMER.” 😂😂😂
Poor George?? More like, Poor book; it had to sit with George while he went to the bathroom! 🤢🤮
Kelly Palmer from King Of Queens works at that book store. Worlds are colliding.
She was also Kitty Kenarban from Malcolm in the Middle
She had left two shows and returned to be a wife again
She also was on Alias
Every iphone been used in bathroom without washing hand
It’s theirs, at least, whereas that book wasn’t George’s.
That’s disgusting
iPhone users don't wash their hands?
George's plan at the end of the episode makes no sense and would never work😂
Good for Jerry, helping out Uncle Leo like that.
That guy! Swarm! Swarm!
HELLOOOO!!!
Yeah, I was quite impressed how he sacrificed his childhood/longterm friend for his uncle.
an ADONISSSSSSSSSSS Jerry called him hahaha, said he could become
@@innag6888 He sacrificed his best friend for an uncle that he doesnt even like. Thats what they mean when they say blood is thicker than water. :))))
Every time I take my book into the (my) bathroom I think of this show. Programs like this influence our behavior 😂🤣😂🤣
I just realized that when George says "I find the soothing, pastoral images very conducive..." he sounded exactly like Frank 😂
Like father, like son.
dude, seriously, de mornay was one of the most underrated characters in the entire series
One of the most quoted characters on the show... not uNdErRaTeD...
🤜 🧠 lol
"...and punch you in the brain" lmao
the stumps ep gets me everytime
@@nthgth Such a cliched line from black life. Could Larry David have been poking fun at the sainted jigs?
I'm reading in the bathroom right now
The charity shop woman is a great character 😊
But you can't punch someone in the brain.
RIP
So Jerry would snitch on his best friend to save "uncle Leo"...smh
3:33 That’s Kramer and Newman lmao
Yes, the crazy nuts trying to use homeless guys and a rickshaw 😂
Potato salad!
Well, most homeless rickshaw businesses fold in the first three weeks.
Just imagine cell phones. Every single one has been to the bathroom.
Technically he isn't stealing unless he leaves the premises without paying
Hey George, the Book store called, and they are running out of Encyclopedias!
Here's another; Hey George, the bookstore has a special book mailed in for you, *Encyclopedia Brown* . 🤣
00:21, I saw the sign: "Bathroom Not Bookroom". 😅
The girl at the library counter is Deacon's wife from King of Queens.
Ah, life in the bathroom before smartphones.
Every smartphone is a bio-hazard.
@@JanetStarChildIn more ways than one…
Rebecca DeMornay! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m glad George got his proper comeuppance! Taking other people’s property into the bathroom with you is just wrong on so many levels.
You're gonna love the library!
It's one of the few times he DOES get proper comeuppance. It's so rare for these Seinfeld characters until the finale.
I was at my local library, which has a coffee shop and a woman was walking around, reaching into her pant to scratch herself then touching a bunch of books.
Good lord.
Yowsers! Was she hot??
I mean Kramer for example got one when he took the lobsters when they went to the Hamptsons. And he had to pick up trash and such.
The fact that he took it into the bathroom like nothing means hes done it before with other books or maybe even the same one. Plus his additional attempts to profit from both elaine and the 2nd hand store, yeah i cant back George either.
The same one? That's real commitment to literature right there... way to go, Costanza, finishing a book one sitting at a time...
Once a bathroom book reader, ALWAYS a bathroom book reader.
Well you just lost alot of business because I love to read 😂
"No Soup for you" "Get a good look Costanza;!?"
Got a good book Costanza?
He never should have let his daughter dress like that
"Jerry... simmer down.."
George is the best🤣💯👍
"Do we have a deal?" Yeah, and here it is . . ." Love Rebecca DeMornay (this one anyway)!
Walter White: your honor that book was in the bathroom
"Oh yeah? Well the bookstore called, and they're running outta YOU!!"
“Do we have a deal?” “Yeah, and here it is!”
The book guy looks like the cartoon character in Dire Straights, 'Money For Nothing.'
Finally a comment about the book guy😂
*Straits
I love how the bookstore has an LP team....these days you're lucky if it's one guy🤔🤔
One of my fav episodes! 😂
4:22 he's goin' in!
People take their phones into the bathroom all the time and nobody bats an eye 😂
Perhaps because it’s theirs? What George did was bring someone’s else property into an unsanitary room, and then he tried to put it back next to the more sanitary books. That’s why it was a big deal.
That’s disgusting
nice to find scenes & episodes of seinfeld i still havent seen yet in 30 years of syndication.
George scenario can usually be beaten by talking faster than normal and pretending like they agree with you. Scenario of, "you can't put it back, you took it to the bathroom." "Can't understand that policy either, thats crazy, well thanks for understanding man." You just walk out, leaving them confused.
he should have left the book in the bathroom and then left the store
And let's face it, the store would put it right back onto the shelf.
@@god0fgames100 lol so true
Oh George 😂
Big deal then about a book in the bathrooom, now most of us take our phones with us.
I spent many hours at barnes and noble reading up on national parks before a road trip back in the day!!!
I'm a Barnes and Noble best customer where I buy my books and I'm curious if I take a book into the bathroom, will it be flagged and I have to buy it?
4:54 George thinking he’s fooling anyone looking like that lmao
Swarm! Swarm! 😂
They cut out the best bit at the end where the book starts to drop out of his coat and he says “GuH….JERRY!” Hahaha
The cashier at the bookstore is the same one that played Deacon's wife Kelly on The King Of Queens.
Kind of a b….
And Stevie’s mom in Malcom in the Middle
George is so disgusting for doing this yet he thinks he did nothing wrong
He ate a donut out of a trash can once.
It's not real life. It's a gag. He's fine.
that episode made me laughed so hard...I never get tired of this episode!!!
SWARM! SWARM!
It would've been hilarious if George tried to throw away the book and the garbage men refused to take it! 😂
If the book helps him go, why doesn't George just keep it in his own bathroom and look at it while doing his business? lol
It's the principal of the matter.
Wait a second. This book has been in a bathroom.
Poor George 😂
"What do you want to hear?"... I use that line all the time with my wife and daughter... lol
I had a colleague tell me she hated Seinfeld. (It was at the height of popularity at the time).
Why? I asked.
"Because all the people are so horrible". She said.
"That's why it's funny" i said!
That’s like $185 in today’s money
0:32 I got the Timmy's "double dipping" vibe 😂
George and bathroom related incidents... He should be glad he atleast remembered putting his shirt back on.
Crazy how nowadays we take cellphones to the bathroom and its normal lol
George. The Bane of existence
🤣
George is so pathetic. "Not underpants" "Bio Hazard coming through" LOL!
Swarm SWARM!
Great friend Jerry is!
Yeah, Uncle Leo is lucky to have a caring nephew like Jerry! ❤
"here I come"! LOL
The friendship would be over so fast. HAHAHA!
Elaine: Alright! everyone clear! bio-hazard coming through! clear! clear!! at 2:40 LOL
I'm going to give more of my business to Brentano's 😄
Love how he called him uncle leo
The bookstore lady turns up again in Curb in the Judy doll episode - she’s at the theater door and stops Larry from bringing in a bottle of water.
2:53 just noticed steven seagal looks a lot like george
"What do you want to hear" george!
My toothbrush is in the bathroom...
DeMornay does not play. She will straight cut a b|+c]-[. 🤣
George will go above and beyond for Jerry in his adventures. Jerry snitched on his own friend 😂
Didn’t George come out of Jerry’s bathroom once buttoning up his shirt? That little guy is not very hygienic.
I love reading in the loo. Read quite a few books in there. Right now reading the corleone family book, prequel to godfather. Lol
I'm not sure how I feel about Jerry being a snitch. He could've been a little less obvious about it at least.
It's a tv show. I am sure George didn't really get arrested.
@@fozzybear8878But how about the person behind the comment? Don't you care about the _feelings?_
Maybe he had a conscience…
1:24 Is this before she met Deacon?
It was during the time she left him to “find herself “
With friends like Jerry who needs enemies
Ah yeas the greatest in television.
I wonder if this is when Deacon met Kelly.